A notification pops up to inform whoever gives half a shit that, due to a bug, the dating simulator does not have dialogue responses.

Instead, everyone is then treated to the sight of watching the Spectre Of Earth fly around by itself, then start smacking Onslaught about the place like an oversized piniata, albeit one that drops blood instead of candy, and for some reason is being accompanied by a variety of earth- and plant-related attacks, mostly involving the literal throwing of mud, stones, dirt, rock, and gigantic bloody watermelons. Why watermelons? Because those things hit like a goddamn truck. Three shots to decapitate a zombie from full health, I mean come on. No wonder Wintermelon is such a curbstomp engine in PVZ2, since it does that and applies a slow.


Corpse: 18/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors, +1 from Piono)
Strings: 13/20 (+2 from Alicia)
+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 14:04:00

Revan telekinetically catch the atttacks thrown at her blocking the with the power of the Force. It's a rather amusing sight to watch as a weapon is held but can't be moved due to a Jedi's grip. Revan continues her trudge to the Fortress wary of any attacks coming her way. She sends a simple telepathic message to the residents of the Fortress.

'Got any room for me to join the fun?'

She's not exactly fond of being attacked behind her back.

If Revan isn't attacked she merely heals again.

John DeFoe 19/20

Revan's Rage 14/20

Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 3/6)


[b Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = ?Better Generator?

+1 to Piono, Numbersoup, and Doc

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 16:09:00

Frustrated that he didn't quite have the materials to make a proper workshop just yet, he set out to make a temporary one to tinker in. This was simply a large stone which he was going to use as a flat surface for his work. Most of the scrap he needed for basic work was around him. Compelled by his overwhelming impulse to make something, he set out to make a small rocket to launch at Onslaught. It wouldn't be as "sophisticated" as the kind used in the Rokkit Launchas favored by Tankbustas and some other boyz, but it would be good enough for now.

"Jus 'ave ta screw dis bit in..." After a few more turns of his wrench, he finished off his crude rocket by filling it with some fuel he found in a barrel from the wreckage. "Dere we go. Too bad dat dere ain't no boyz to use dis rokkit. Guess I'll 'ave to test it m'self." Grabbing his creation off the makeshift workbench, he stomps his way into a favorable position from which he can shoot this thing off at some gits. Irongutta also lacked a proper firing system, but he decided he could just run a fuse out the other end, light it on fire, and throw it as hard as he could. Irongutta was notorious for being able to throw a wrench across his mek shop to whack an unsuspecting git for slacking off with impeccable accuracy. Since Onslaught was currently the biggest and strongest around, Irongutta decided to make him his target. Closing his left eye and taking aim, he chucked the crude projectile right when the fuse went out. After going a considerable distance, the rear end burst into a jet of flame that propelled it further and faster, and eventually hit Onslaught right in the torso. Such an unassuming missile produced a surprisingly large explosion, much to Irongutta's delight.

---

+3 to Revan

Charges:
Da Boyz: 7/10 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Doctor, +3 from Consumer)

Gettin' To Work: 7/15 (+1 from Doctor, +1 from Francisco, +3 from Consumer)

Alchemies:
Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 2/4)
Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits.

Shrapnel && Stick && Basic Explosives = Stikkbomb (Level 1: 2/2) - COMPLETE!
A crude grenade reminiscent of the Ullapool Caber, consisting of a stick with an explosive part at the end and a pin at the bottom.

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 17:21:00

@francisco: Thank you for the brand-name drop. 'Tis always appreciated, I'd give you a +1 for product placement, but my hands are currently tied up +uping other people.
@jondanger: Welcome to P&S, although it would be appreciated if you joined the AGs, we don't actually really have enough of them, but whatever, it's still your choice.
7 spare charges
9/15 for spare charge
9/15 for spare charge
+1 to numbersoup, cyan and engie

if Onslaught's health is low enough for a use of the gravitational core to kill it (which it probably is barring it somehow already being dead)
A giant discoball descends from the sky, flashing colors in all different directions.
Everybody is immediately pleased with the chance to stop fighting, and proceed to take their federally required dance break. (note: no break dancing allowed)
Onslaught, however, dislikes this.
Being a demon, he dislikes any form of happiness at all.
He roars and launches himself at the disco ball...
Only for it to turn out to be the gravitational core, he slams into it and acquires 5 stacks of gravcrush, splatting instantaneously.
As this attack was purchased by numbersoup, the resulting spoil goes to him.

If using the gravitational core, I don't use my action this round.

Revan's telepathic broadcast is intercepted and kept from being sent to everyone, which might cause great confusion.
Or just get washed away in the Minecraft chat. It really depends.
Anyways, SONG replies with a simple, Yes, just be here when the fun party launches.



Originally posted on 2016-07-07 17:40:00

2/20. #-#v#? :'C
6/15 Spare charge (+5 from various)
+1 fransisco, battlefury, cyan

~

Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 5/8)

Okay maybe not dunked, because you fixed up the skeltal, so thanks for that. Although jondanger is awesome, so don't dis' him.

Noah enters Fallout 4 on his laptop, and goes hunting for some irradiated meals. First of all, we better get a few chunks of radstag meat. Ooh, yeeeeeep yep yep yep, very nicee, ooh, very nice. Thanks to a perk Noah has in Fallout, he gets about double meat from hunting animals. He then hunts a Deathclaw, which goes terribly (Spoiler Alert: it does not become a Deadclaw). Oow, nooooope, no no no, very ow, ow, very ow. He decides to step back a bit and maybe hunt something a bit simpler. Stingwing meat. Ooh, yeeeeeeep yep yep yep, very nice, ooh, very nice. He cooks all of this to get rid of the rads, and eats the lot of it. Since most of Noah's video game characters end up being tied to himself anyway, that heals him too.

The Crypt Scavenger and Generic Hero attacks Onslaught, unless he is dead. If he/it is, the Generic Hero joins in on the Fallout feast, while the Scavenger guards.

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 19:59:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467835663))

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 1/8 obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 1/8 8 spare charges 15/15 spare charge 15/15 spare charge 2/15 for spare charge 1/15 for spare charge +1 to cyan, engie and numbersoup 15x2 expended, Omniscience Gives total view of all areas (including units that would otherwise be hidden), gives a 1 turn warning on any non-player controlled forces entering any area, and makes SCAN both more effective and a free action. This will end once the raid on the Mates' base ends. Only once all objectives are completed and/or failed. That means if we end up having to chase down Stevei, Omniscience won't end until we've finished doing that. 15 post charge expend. Alicia feels a slight weight in one of her pockets. The words whisper in her mind. Nobody else knows this conversation is taking place. I have given you something... special. We're about to raid the Mates' base. Use this on Stevei, but not unless it'll work for certain. You know what it is. It's time... Also, placeholding, if using the gravity core can kill Onslaught right here, numbersoup's purchased a use of the gravity core to do so, giving him the spoil. So... watch out. Nope, sorry buddy, it won't work. I'll put a conditional into my next post though.

I did give the okay for the alchemies on pesterchum. I'll add in rules for those soon. Omniscience activated, although information on special things will be made somewhat cryptic until further inspecting.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1467835881))

I buy a use of the Gravitational Core, and put all five stacks onto Onslaught. I only do this if this would kill it. Seven types of magical healing energies, each one a different colour, fall out of the sky and onto Noah, healing his injuries. No, it's not a rainbow. Rainbows aren't magic, but the symbolic power of not-rainbows and someone named Noah heals him more because of some theological reason I won't get into now because I just made it up. Also, Leprechauns don't exist, and if they did, they'd murder you to protect their gold. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is awful, both in taste and for your health. Santa isn't real, it's your parents, who don't love you and only buy you gifts so you'll stop whining all the time. Noah, the sadist that he probably is, considering he's here, is further healed by the cries of children's dreams being crushed. Beginner Dodgeball: 18/20 (+1 Piono) Intermediate Dodgeball: 13/20 +3 Piono Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (4/6) Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (3/6) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.

Noah is healed for 5 HP. A horde of leprechauns lead by Santa Claus teleport into the Fortress, rush you for 5 damage, before teleporting out before any wisps are generated.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467836090))

20/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from engie and battlefury (the one he edited in)) DONE! 1/20. #-#v#? :'C +1 revan, bomber, engie ~ Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level 5 - 6/6) DONE. Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 5/8) Noah turns to look at Onslaught. Noah: you do realise i could do anything to you right now. Noah: that's how descendance works isn't it? Noah: ...and i don't mean the ability, Noah: i mean the status, being a descendant. Noah: there are an all but infinite combination of letters that could kill you now. Noah: so let us try this. He activates Descendance. Noah glows gold with a hint of silver, and a stylised, comic-book style lightning bolt impales Onslaught. As it is large and 2d, you can see freezeframes of some of the best attacks in DTG history, shifting constantly as they collectively strike Onslaught. Noah: "every mortal life has infinite potential." Noah: "you have wasted yours." The bolt explodes, rippling through Onslaught, all-in-all giving him hell. After this: The Scavengers charge EXPENDED! Crypt Scavenger summoned. Crypt Scavenger [N] - 80'000/80'000hp Passive - Foul Play: Always attacks first on the EoTB. Before attacking, (if the opponenet has higher attack) this entity swaps attack with the victim until the end of the EoTB. Ignores defensive effects such as bodyblocking, armor and counterattack when attacking.

Onslaught roars in agony, taking 25,000 damage from Descendance and becoming Stunned for the turn. It appears that it can no longer nope attacks.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1467836222))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 6/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 5/8 level 7 Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 7/20 2/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467836490))

FallenArchangel: gr8. FallenArchangel: Now, I'm kinda confused. FallenArchangel: Since my charge that was supposed to remove Corruption from the spooky scary skeltal is done... FallenArchangel: And now he's hostile... FallenArchangel: Should I turn him back into a neutral, or remove the Corruption? FallenArchangel: Because Corruption will turn him into another Alicia's slave. FallenArchangel: And that would be a problem for 8 or 9 people. FallenArchangel: While he remaining hostile would be a problem for all 13 people here, including Jon who will crash here after Chaos comes back. FallenArchangel: Wait, I got an idea. Mime Mask DTG Co. Labs Brand Peace Soap: 20/20 COMPLETE (+1 from Toast, +1 from Post) DTG Co. Labs Brand Anti-Corruption Soap: 20/20 COMPLETE (Other +1 from Toast, +1 from Post) Archangel takes out some Terraria-style materials, mostly the Purification Powder and Green Solution. He combines those in a small soap mold and puts it into a freezer that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Next, he takes out more ingredients. The Blue Solution, Purification Powder and a Life Fruit. He does the same. TEN MINUTES LATER It's still freezing. HALF A HOUR LATER Yup, still freezing. The spooky scary skeltal decides to take a nap. THREE HOURS LATER The spooky scary skeltal ain't bothering to wake up. Which is good, since Archangel finished both freezing it and melting it again. He pulls out some chains and ties up the skeltal, bringing him to a large cauldron filled with both melted soaps. The skeltal is still sleeping. Archangel throws him in and puts on a large coverlid, melting the edges so it becomes one with the cauldron. ONE HOUR LATER Archangel takes out a metal cutter and cuts off the coverlid. If the experiment gone right, he should now be back to Neutral, without the Corruption. IF the experiment gone right, which it hopefully did. And at last, he uses the Consumer-Approved code changing on Istina to turn "Hello, Puppets!" into an instant attack, and notices the Kill Counter should be 1/5, since he killed one Terror Witch in order to summon her. He also reduces the charge time of "Bag o' Disaster" to 6. Roleplay? Sure, why not. Archangel walks into the Battlefield Cafe, taking a seat back there in the corner. He orders some spaghetti (Wowie! So thank you!), and keeps an eye on one girl that seems suspicious to him. He also notices Revan, and realizes that Revan should actually be a male. Because, well, he might be trapped on that one server, but he still can just minimize and play other video games. Or just play those games at the battlefield. And his second favorite game is SWTOR. Now that he remembers it, he pulls out a laptop and starts playing it. Entity Attacks: Istina drinks two health potions, and teleports away from everything hostile to her so she can get more weapons. Charges: Outsider Help: 2/20 (+1 from Revan and Post) I.H.M.: 1/20 (+1 from Post) +1 to Ire, Bomber and Toast. I.H.M. = Internet Hate Machine. Don't spoil it Consumer please.

I spoil everything. I would also like to state that DTG convention has you bold your Courier New, although it's your choice. I'm not the DTG Roleplay Police.

Kill Counter fixed. Your Consumer-Approved code registers for Bag o' Disaster due to it otherwise being useless, but fails to register for Hello, Puppets!, as that's really, really powerful and requires a charge. Le Sp00py Scary Skeltal is no longer Le Sp00py Scary Hostile. yaya.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1467836528))

>REBOOTING (dreamer.exe)... >... cc: wha(t) was i doing again? cc: ...some(t)hing! wha(t)ever! (t)ha(t)'s no(t) impor(t)an(t)! ...Chaos is back. Yay? >LOADING CHARACTER STATS... https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges payload.exe (1 / 20) imscared.exe (1 / 20) >Action Chaos, forgetting how DTG works since a certain game has taken like two weeks to update, decides to perform the most generic failed attack in existence; / commanding a target! Chaos proceeds to whisper-spam "/" into the chat so fast that an entire smokescreen of /'s blinds Onslaught, because chat! Using this opening, Chaos creates a giant ASCII sword mainly consisting of /'s, and brings it down upon Onslaught! Chaos then recovers from the swing, and resharpens his sword using another ASCII object; a whetstone! He then creates a whole load of ASCII-weapons to complement his greatsword! Chaos proceeds to dance around Onslaught with a pair of dual blades, before switching to an ASCII gunlance and unloading it onto him! Then comes an... insect glaive or something like that, which Chaos, not knowing how it works as the stats were too confusing, just chucks it at Onslaught. And then, to be sure, Chaos attempts the /<0> command. Because it might do something.

Welcome back. Onslaught takes 22,000 damage, bringing it down to a nice, round 100k HP, before a red glow can be seen from the sky, and something crashes into the Battlefield.

It's not a Crimson Scale, well, not exactly, <0> isn't here. It does look uncomfortably similar.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1467841399))

I crash a fighter jet into Onslaught. Oh and I'm a PG this time, since I haven't done that before.

Onslaught takes 8,000 damage. Welcome.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467847603))

FallenArchangel: Ah, new faces? FallenArchangel: Welcome back. FallenArchangel: Not you, Jon. You go burn in hell. /nullitor

Please don't insult new players, even if they are on the opposite faction.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467863143))

Wow. Rude. You're gonna get dunked for that. EDIT: Edit.

compulsory editing disorder isn't healthy.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467870004))

Revan's hand moves over the wound inflicted and begins limping to the Fortress. She's guided by a sense of purpose, something big going to go down. She wants in. She eventually collapses for her journey the AG Embassy and the Fortress itself and begins the healing process again, channeling the Cosmic Force into Living. She then bored picks at her sandwich for a few moments before gathering enough mental focus to enter a healing trance. Cuts seal, what is broken mends. The meditative states boosting the very slow process of healing to insanely quick rates, giving her much needed rejuvenation. She gets up after this turn and continues her trudge in the heat. Nyarlathotep floats on over to Verdana wearing the friendship pendant. Hey, this doing anything for you? Nyarly fiddles with the jewelry, Verdana can almost see the grin that is on The friendship pendant makes him seem even more amicable than usual, perspective is a rather odd thing. So are you ever going to say anything or are you going to be the strong silent type for this entire thing? Nyarly shrugs, I don't mind either, it's more just natural curiousity. Nyarlathotep streches idly before floating on his back. Believe me, when your closet relatives lack anything resembling a personality, vocal communication, or even a sense of being you get used to the silence... He rustles Verdana's hair for a bit before patting him on the head. Alicia, you annoyed I'm messing around with your golden boy? The horde of Eldritch shippers increase the attracting power of the action by reminding everyone of Nyarlathotep's Draco in Leather Pants status. I'm not joking. John DeFoe 18/20 Revan's Rage 13/20(+1 from Doc and Dogman) Basic Lightsaber Hilt && Basic Circuitry && Lightsaber Emitter && Basic Generator && Revan's Purple Focusing Crystal = Basic Lightsaber (Level 4 5/5) Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 2/6) +1 to Piono, Dogman Attorney at Law, and Doc

Basic Lightsaber: A basic lightsaber, using crystals to project the Force into a beam. Or something like that.
You begin to ditch to the Fortress, and heal for 4 HP, before increasing Verdana's Attraction by 16.

**Divinity Alicia111: No.
**Divinity Alicia111: Not all.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1467882487))

+1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- Eu4ia: 15/20 (+2 Piono , +1 Toast) Dank Memes. U Wot: 7/8 try jumping ---- Sword of Flame - ACTIVE Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE ---- Razihel activates Crit Vision. Disappointingly, Crit Vision is just an aesthetic effect. He then performs some sick stabs on Everlasting with the Rapier of Readiness, infusing the air with volatile hype. Unfortunately for Everlasting, there was also fire particles in the hype. The air around it instantly combusts and explodes. In the midst of the Ascendant's Sandstorm, Darude kicks MLG-infused sand in Everlasting's face. Unfortunately, this sand is also explosive. And so it explodes. ---- -Alchemies- Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 4/6 Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - (5/?) GET. REKT. -Inventory- Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs. Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

You deal 18,500 damage, and inflict Burn to Onslaught. Your artifact doesn't take damage yet.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1467896687))

A notification pops up to inform whoever gives half a shit that, due to a bug, the dating simulator does not have dialogue responses. Instead, everyone is then treated to the sight of watching the Spectre Of Earth fly around by itself, then start smacking Onslaught about the place like an oversized piniata, albeit one that drops blood instead of candy, and for some reason is being accompanied by a variety of earth- and plant-related attacks, mostly involving the literal throwing of mud, stones, dirt, rock, and gigantic bloody watermelons. Why watermelons? Because those things hit like a goddamn truck. Three shots to decapitate a zombie from full health, I mean come on. No wonder Wintermelon is such a curbstomp engine in PVZ2, since it does that and applies a slow. Corpse: 18/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors, +1 from Piono) Strings: 13/20 (+2 from Alicia) +2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Insanity overtakes Onslaught as it takes 20,500 damage. Your artifact doesn't hurt. Yet.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1467903787))

A giant  appears above Onslaught and drowns him in salt. Beginner Dodgeball: 19/20 Intermediate Dodgeball: 14/20 +3 Piono Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (5/6) Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (4/6) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.

Onslaught takes 10,000 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467904196))

Revan telekinetically  catch the atttacks thrown at her blocking the with the power of the Force. It's a rather amusing sight to watch as a weapon is held but can't be moved due to a Jedi's grip. Revan continues her trudge to the Fortress wary of any attacks coming her way.  She sends a simple telepathic message to the residents of the Fortress. 'Got any room for me to join the fun?' She's not exactly fond of being attacked behind her back. If Revan isn't attacked she merely heals again. John DeFoe 19/20 Revan's Rage 14/20 Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 3/6) [b Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = ?Better Generator? +1 to Piono, Numbersoup, and Doc

Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell == Better Generator (Level 2: 1/3)
You will attempt to reflect incoming attacks.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1467908462))

Frustrated that he didn't quite have the materials to make a proper workshop just yet, he set out to make a temporary one to tinker in. This was simply a large stone which he was going to use as a flat surface for his work. Most of the scrap he needed for basic work was around him. Compelled by his overwhelming impulse to make something, he set out to make a small rocket to launch at Onslaught. It wouldn't be as "sophisticated" as the kind used in the Rokkit Launchas favored by Tankbustas and some other boyz, but it would be good enough for now. "Jus 'ave ta screw dis bit in..." After a few more turns of his wrench, he finished off his crude rocket by filling it with some fuel he found in a barrel from the wreckage. "Dere we go. Too bad dat dere ain't no boyz to use dis rokkit. Guess I'll 'ave to test it m'self." Grabbing his creation off the makeshift workbench, he stomps his way into a favorable position from which he can shoot this thing off at some gits. Irongutta also lacked a proper firing system, but he decided he could just run a fuse out the other end, light it on fire, and throw it as hard as he could. Irongutta was notorious for being able to throw a wrench across his mek shop to whack an unsuspecting git for slacking off with impeccable accuracy. Since Onslaught was currently the biggest and strongest around, Irongutta decided to make him his target. Closing his left eye and taking aim, he chucked the crude projectile right when the fuse went out. After going a considerable distance, the rear end burst into a jet of flame that propelled it further and faster, and eventually hit Onslaught right in the torso. Such an unassuming missile produced a surprisingly large explosion, much to Irongutta's delight. +3 to Revan Charges: Da Boyz: 7/10 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Doctor, +3 from Consumer) Gettin' To Work: 7/15 (+1 from Doctor, +1 from Francisco, +3 from Consumer) Alchemies: Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 2/4) Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits. Shrapnel && Stick && Basic Explosives = Stikkbomb (Level 1: 2/2) - COMPLETE! A crude grenade reminiscent of the Ullapool Caber, consisting of a stick with an explosive part at the end and a pin at the bottom.

Stikkbomb: It's sticky and a bomb. That's all I have to say about it.

Onslaught takes 23,000 damage, and your rokkit is working perfectly. Apart from the whole Onslaught is not dead and you don't get the spoil thing.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467909616))

@francisco: Thank you for the brand-name drop. 'Tis always appreciated, I'd give you a +1 for product placement, but my hands are currently tied up +uping other people. @jondanger: Welcome to P&S, although it would be appreciated if you joined the AGs, we don't actually really have enough of them, but whatever, it's still your choice. 7 spare charges 9/15 for spare charge 9/15 for spare charge +1 to numbersoup, cyan and engie if Onslaught's health is low enough for a use of the gravitational core to kill it (which it probably is barring it somehow already being dead) A giant discoball descends from the sky, flashing colors in all different directions. Everybody is immediately pleased with the chance to stop fighting, and proceed to take their federally required dance break. (note: no break dancing allowed) Onslaught, however, dislikes this. Being a demon, he dislikes any form of happiness at all. He roars and launches himself at the disco ball... Only for it to turn out to be the gravitational core, he slams into it and acquires 5 stacks of gravcrush, splatting instantaneously. As this attack was purchased by numbersoup, the resulting spoil goes to him. If using the gravitational core, I don't use my action this round. Revan's telepathic broadcast is intercepted and kept from being sent to everyone, which might cause great confusion. Or just get washed away in the Minecraft chat. It really depends. Anyways, SONG replies with a simple, Yes, just be here when the fun party launches.

Onslaught's face is replaced with an OH GORILLA look, as it SCREWS THIS out of reality. NumberSoup, for buying this attack, is rewarded the Sandstone Heart, which has an explanation that will be awarded tomorrow. Noah's stats would be restored, but it's sort of late night and I'm too lazy to find them right now. I'll do that early tomorrow.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467917957))

2/20. #-#v#? :'C 6/15 Spare charge (+5 from various) +1 fransisco, battlefury, cyan ~ Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 5/8) Okay maybe not dunked, because you fixed up the skeltal, so thanks for that. Although jondanger is awesome, so don't dis' him. Noah enters Fallout 4 on his laptop, and goes hunting for some irradiated meals. First of all, we better get a few chunks of radstag meat. Ooh, yeeeeeep yep yep yep, very nicee, ooh, very nice. Thanks to a perk Noah has in Fallout, he gets about double meat from hunting animals. He then hunts a Deathclaw, which goes terribly (Spoiler Alert: it does not become a Deadclaw). Oow, nooooope, no no no, very ow, ow, very ow. He decides to step back a bit and maybe hunt something a bit simpler. Stingwing meat. Ooh, yeeeeeeep yep yep yep, very nice, ooh, very nice. He cooks all of this to get rid of the rads, and eats the lot of it. Since most of Noah's video game characters end up being tied to himself anyway, that heals him too. The Crypt Scavenger and Generic Hero attacks Onslaught, unless he is dead. If he/it is, the Generic Hero joins in on the Fallout feast, while the Scavenger guards.

You heal yourself and the Generic Hero for 12,000 HP.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE: Vague Presence: Transforms into four... things when four entities or players with somewhat established backstories appears. Probably going to be yet another boss. Full information protected by Conflict influence.

Everybody is quite happy that Onslaught is dead, especially the skeltal. The totally not Scale Reapers next to the totally not Crimson Scale aren't as happy, but oh well. Alicia is also happy, but not happy enough to skip giving Verdana a +2. While being mildly happy, the combantant's eyes turn to a portal open near the Entropy Incarnate.

**Divinity Alicia111: So, I want the Mates dead, and you Anti-Godmodders want the Mates dead. This is going to likely be a temporary armistice between us, to kill the Mates.
**Divinity Alicia111: I've made a portal, so hop on through if you want, I guess.
This is probably going to be our Void Expedition/Scratch's Manor, so here we go. Join if you want, but I suspect that the Battlefield is going to be abandoned. A more full How to Play will be written up when I have more time.
THIS IS NOT AN AMBUSH.
[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: The Crypt (Summons Crypt of the Necrodancer entities.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III).
[AG] Revan: 11/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: I[b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 9/20 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 10/10 HP, Descendance: III, 242,200 Research [LOCKED].
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 17/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 30% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.
[PG] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)

[N] Scavenger: 80,000/80,000 HP, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[???] Entropy Incarnate: 1/1 HP. Pure Chaos: III.
[???] Personifications: 66,666/66,666 HP (x3), Guarding the Entropy Incarnate.

[H-BOSS] Onslaught: 0/410,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia, Bloodthirst: II, Burn: I.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 55,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 130% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Zombie Fairy, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x500).
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 39,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 1/5), Bag o' Disease: I[b]II[b]I[/b]II[/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.

[N] Generic Hero: 57,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII.
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x38), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 20,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: I.
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, 9 Words.

[PG] Crimson Red: 102,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 29,000/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 60,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 36,000 Life Force.

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP

[THE MATES' BASE]
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
Terrain: Base Outskirts (No effect.)

[???] Vague Presence: ???

Fortress skipped due to time constraints.



Originally posted on 2016-07-07 20:26:00

3/20. #-#v#? :'C
7/15 Spare charge.
+1 revan, bomber, engie

~

Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 7/8) (+1 from forgetting to up it last post)

~

Onslaught finally falls to the Gravitational Core, after an incoming damage total nearing 500'000hp (including that of the Charge Demon). It's entire body crumbles into the desert, then is swept away by the sandstorm.
All but a large, 8-chambered heart made of sandstone. Veins of purple energy flows among the sand, seeming to hold it together. As you, NumberSoup, pick it up, it quickly pumps twice, loosing two streams of energy in opposite directions. A gold (with hints of purple) ball of energy streaks towards Noah, and a purple (with hints of gold) ball streaks far into the sandstorm, out of the crypt and out of sight. Ah well, that will likely never be relevant ever.

SPOIL GET!
Sandstone Heart ([L]): Creates a Sandstone Revenant. If it survives 3 turns, it cripples and deals massive damage to an entity of the user's choice.
Charge time: Variable; For each turn this spoil charges up for, the summoned unit will have [x] additional HP, up to a cap of [y] turns charged.

~
Noah picks himself up, having regained the part of his spirit that makes him a Descendant. He feels his chest with concern, but is only slightly satisfied by the result.
[From Page 51] : [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 242,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed.

Noah: In case you hadn't realised already, it would probably have been more true to say that I was half demon than I had a demon possessing me.
Noah: Past tense.
Noah: Although it's more complicated than that.
Noah: Aaanyway, let's go take out the Mates.

Portaljump.gif

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 20:33:00

Suddenly, a sign appears on the portal.
DA PORTUL
ARCHANGEL RATED TEM OUT OF TEM

Istina also teleports there.
Istina: Really? Did you really had to do that?
FallenArchangel: NOPE.
Istina: Well, good luck with the Mates. I'll stay here because I'm not really sure can I join you. If Alicia AKA the Omnipotent Being ConsumerOfAll agrees, I'll come too. For now I'll get more weapons.
Istina: Because you can never have too much weapons.

/portaljump

Entity Attacks:
Istina drinks three more Healing Potions. Because there isn't much to do, she creates a regular bed, lies down and teleports it 80 blocks above.

Charges:
Outsider Help: 3/20 (+1 from Post)
Internet Hate Machine: 3/20 (+1 from Toast and Post)
+1 to the usuals, Piono, Toast and Revan

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 22:16:00

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 2/8
obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 2/8
@franco: You don't need to message Eric, my OOC is pionoplayer still. Currently I'm too busy to record my own stuff, otherwise Piono Plays Terraria would be ongoing. It's on hiatus until I can get my homework sorted.
As for the server, we thought about it, but the other guys asked me not to. Also, I think that server went down, so there's that.
7 spare charges
11/15 for spare charge
10/15 for spare charge
+1 to revan, franco and numbersoup

Eric and Gale have just finished eating when the words pop into their minds.
Alright you two, time to go.
Get ready to wreck stuff.

Eric proceeds to Alphys' lab and teleports to the Mates base, and teleports any players that want to come along for the ride.



Originally posted on 2016-07-07 22:52:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (3 / 20) (+1, Francisco)
imscared.exe (2 / 20)
+2 to Francisco, +1 to Piono

>Action
Chaos leaps right into the portal.

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 23:02:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 6/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 5/8 level 7
i jump into teh portallllllll

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.)

7/20
2/20
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 23:09:00

Into the portal.

---

Beginner Dodgeball: 20/20
I gain +20% evasion.

Intermediate Dodgeball: 18/20 (Revan, Piono x2)

+3 Piono

Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (6/6)
Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (5/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-07 23:19:00

Revan arrives at the Fortress and nods to SONG before hopping into the Portal.

John DeFoe 20/20

Chzo's influence grows as Nyarlathotep summons one of his Servants.

John DeFoe, merely reduced to two seemingly inanimate objects.

The Welder's Mask and the Idol.

The Welder's Mask and the Idol will randomly hop around allied players everyturn. If the Player dies the Items will be vulnerable to damage, they however can be retrieved in an action. They can only heal if they manage to inflict damage on an opponent.

The Mask holds the mind of the poor DeFoe. When one has it makes actions more effective and gives attacks minicrits/crits by John whispering what needs to be done in your mind.

The Idol withholds John DeFoe's Soul, it possesses a single entity per turn and forces it to damage its fellows or self. It also will heal the user for +1 for wearing it.

Revan's Rage 18/20(+3 Bomber)

[Saved +3]
Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 4/6)
Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 2/3)
+3 BMan

Originally posted on 2016-07-07 23:33:00

/null
Just so everyone knows, I'm not going to be selling anything for the duration of the raid...
I'll be giving it out for free instead on certain conditionals.
Troops fielded will still be under my command, and I'm not going to field huge amounts. Say you want them, and PM me why, and I'll field them to grant your strategic wishes.
Uses of the spoils of war will likely be granted to people who have an idea for something useful to do with them.
Use of the charge connector is free for the duration of this raid.
Alchemies aren't that big of a deal, since none of them have special effects. Instead, I am adding the obsidian chestplate and obsidian helmet to the "group stockpile", meaning that ALL players (not player entities, like, Descendant players), from this point on, now start out with 2 armor, granted by the obsidian chestplate and helmet. That ought to give new players a bit of a chance to actually stand up on their own now that power levels have escalated a bit.

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 02:21:00

+1 to Toast.
+2 to Piono.
----
Eu4ia: 18/20 (+1 Piono , +1 Toast)
Dank Memes.
U Wot: 8/8 (Done!)
Regen up! If impossible, HP up! Or maybe both!
----
Sword of Flame - INACTIVE
Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE
----
>move Razihel.plr to MatesBase.zone
Superuser permission required to move .plr files.
>sudo move Razihel.plr to MatesBase.zone
Okay.
----
-Alchemies-
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 5/6
Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - (6/?)
GET. REKT.
-Inventory-
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 02:42:00

Chargepost.

Verdana proceeds to wander through the portal to the placey thing, now sporting a viciously sadistic grin of anticipation...

Charges
Corpse: 20/20 (+1 from Alicia)

A dead body proceeds to fall out of the sky, then flop on the ground of the battlefield. Despite how tempting it would normally be to obliterate such a vulnerable target, everyone who would do so is suddenly struck by a feeling of immense dread and repulsion, strong enough to make them get the hell away from the dead body instead.

Dead Body: 80000/80000 health. Currently completely useless. Emitting an aura of immense dread and repulsion. Probably stinks.

Strings: 17/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors, +1 from Piono)
+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 14:38:00

Nyarlathotep shares a memory with Verdana temporarily for this post of the center of the Lovecraftian Universe. Nyarly shares only a fraction of his memory, only what they human mind can take, certain senses that Eldritch Horrors have wouldn't be good on sanity. The Cosmos is visible as hundreds of galaxies are in plain sight, bright and twinkling stars of ancient light. It dawns upon Verdana that he feels if he's being pulled backwards, Nyarly shrugs happily, it appears he has something to do with this... Is that music?

You're facing the wrong direction.

A slight turn around and there was the source. Hundreds of Servitors of the Outer Gods playing their flutes and drums in a chaotic symphony. The music of creation, of life, of the Outer Gods. But something far more important lurked in the center, what all of the Servitors serenaded.

Azathoth, the Nuclear Chaos. To describe what Verdana saw in that moment would be like telling a blind man about art.

May I present, myself... Or at least I'm part of him... I never quite found out the details of our relationship.

The memory fades.

Revan's Rage 19/20

Charge 4/25(+1s from Piono, Battlefury and Doc)

Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 6/6)

Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 3/3)

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Doc

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 15:02:00

Archangel continues falling through the Portal Rift.

Entity Attacks:
Istina continues sleeping.

Alchemies:
Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 6/6) COMPLETED (A long time ago) (Waiting for info)
Archangel's Armaments && Plague Bottle = ??? 1/?
Crimson Shell + Obsidian Chestplate + Obsidian Helmet = ??? 1/?

Charges:
Outsider Help: 5/20 (+1 from Piono and Post)
Internet Hate Machine: 6/20 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from Post)
+1 to Numbersoup, Ire and Bomber

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 17:26:00

I slap a band-aid on myself.

---

Intermediate Dodgeball: 20/20 (Francisco)
I gain another +20% evasion

Advanced Dodgeball: 1/10

+3 Piono

Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (1/6)
Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (6/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-08 18:10:00

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 3/8
obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 3/8
7 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
+1 to numbersoup, cyan and engie

It's time to knock some heads.



Originally posted on 2016-07-08 19:25:00