stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 19
battlefury: 20
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 79
numbersoup: 33
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 71
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 1

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry.
Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: I[b]IIII[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: III.
[N] NumberSoup: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 2 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate).[/color]

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x2140)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x65), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1210)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x67), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x2080), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x67), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1690), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x48), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x870)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x29), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.
[N] Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x510), 40% Retribution Damage.
[N] Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x17), Hyperbeam: IIIII
[N] Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x37), Golden Demopan: IIII
[N] demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Charge Connector: 100,000/100,000, Cooldowns:
None.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 20
battlefury: 20
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 80
numbersoup: 36
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 73
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 3

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry.
Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.

Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry.
Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.