@francisco: Your nickname is Manga on the memo, it's sort of been spreading around. Also, I think I want to critique your choice of names a bit,
Yours is... surprisingly accurate, not amazing, but it's close enough for something like this.
Battlefury's is spot on and needs no modification of any kind.
Revan's is pretty good too.
Toast's seems a bit... off? It sort of just reflects one thing he's done so far and not a whole lot of his stuff.
Mine: Wandering Merchant? Yeah, haha, no. Same problem as above. Don't know where you got the "wandering" from, but "Merchant" still applies I guess.
Cyan: He hasn't done enough for me to be able to form an opinion of how accurate his latin name is.
engie: Yup. You win.
6 spare charges
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for spare charge
+1 to battlefury, toast and revan

Eric waits and heals himself.



Originally posted on 2016-06-29 20:36:00

No dop due to having going outside for a while before using all of my time to write a TvT2 attack.

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 21:43:00

+2 to Toast.
+1 to Piono.
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Eu4ia: 4/20 (+1 delay +1 Toast)
Dank Memes.
U Wot: 2/8
try jumping
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((Quentiam Imperator is Meme Commander in Latin.))

SNAIL TIME
I throw snails at a random PG entity. Not just regular snails, exploding snails. Said entity gets heavily damaged.

JAIL TIME
Apparently it's illegal for someone to stick exploding snails onto themselves. The entity gets the Slammer. Not jail, a giant hammer.

]]]
The entity gets Rickrolled, before getting hit with a stapler. Thrice.

types of dragons
The entity randomly gets set on fire, then gets rainbowflamed by a DISCO DRAGON.

how big is the earth
A small replica of the Earth rolls near the entity, then immediately expands to crazy size. It then explodes.
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-Alchemies-
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 2/6
Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - (3/?)
GET. REKT.
-Inventory-
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3)
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 10:34:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467055997))

Noah: Sorry, man. Noah: Only works on words. Can't remove numners. Noah: On the other hand, removing "pain" wouldn't do anything, as Revan has status immunity. Noah: ...And there's nothing that "Increasing" would increase due to the position of it. 12/16 Underpowered. (+1 delays) DONE. 9/10 Welp, that's one way to die. (+1 delays and revan, 3+ from fransisco, ) +1 to fransisco, engie, cyan (thank) ~ Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 3/6) The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that. Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level 3 - 3/4) ~ The Generic Hero uses EXTRA STRIKE on the Terror Witches. if it can without any adverse effect, spooky scary skeltal removes "Corruption" from itself. otherwise, it continues hoarding word changes. The Charge Demon will, well, you'll see. ~ Oh dear. It appears the attack I had here has disappeared. Poof. I wonder where it went. Oh wait, it appears that Minor Deus Terrae is looking unwell. Is it okay? No, of course not. Approximately 1'300 words were recently stuffed into it by some rascal. That also means that I have no attack besides the choking damage, so I'm going to have to make something up. Noah looks around for inspiration. North: Sand. South: Sand. West: Sand. East: Minor Deus Terrae. Oh, and sand. There is actually nothing to draw inspiration from, so maybe he should just steal ideas from other people. Of course, by making them willingly submit their ideas, then changing them a little, it won't really be plagiarism. Now how to go about that... A poll? A suggestion box? Wait. Hang on. Yes, that's it! A game! Noah opens up his laptop, and begins chatting to the other players. Chatlog Noah: Hey. Noah: Since it's kinda boring right now, I had an idea. Noah: What if we play a text-based game? Noah: I'll GM it, so nothing huge to worry about. Noah: [nowReads.exe] Noah: [Loading...] Noah: [Loading...] Noah: [Loading...] Noah: [nowReads.exe is now Running.] Noah: NEW // LOAD // CREDITS // OPTIONS // EXIT xscopr: >knew phantomXmaster: >new n00bkillr: >exti lol NineDays: Oi, this looks interesting. NineDays: >NEW. Blackbooks: who even is this Noah guy though? Blackbooks: can we trust him? NineDays: Just roll with it, it's been really boring lately. Blackbooks: >new Noah: [NEW GAME STARTED.] Noah: [Creating plot...] Noah: [Generating world...] Noah: [Summoning bees...] Noah: [Generation complete.] Noah: [You find yourself in a bland and cold landscape. You seem to be on some sort of mountain, but fog obscures your view of anything lower.] Noah: [You look at yourself.] Noah: [What do you look like?] Noah: [[You can put in commands now, if you like.]] aztug: me NineDays: >A beautiful, female night elf. This character has skin that is a navy blue-purple and long sleek hair, a slightly darker shade than her skin. Blackbooks: nerd. writing up an OC? d0g: what if you have really sharp teeth and dog ears :-D Blackbooks: what if you just look like a basketball. xscopr: brb dinner don't start without me you fkers MasteRRacE: >You are a computerised whatever you arE. You must be computerised. I command it. rachel(great): hey guys what if we have a cat! meow :3 rachel(great): that would be so much fun : D d0g: no we need a dog d0g: bark bark b0rk Noah: [nowReads: You are now a computerised basketball with long, sleek, navy blue hair. You also have dog ears.] rachel(great): aww : o d0g: aha! : P NineDays: This is stupid. I'm out. [NineDays has disconnected from chat.] Noah: [Suddenly, you hear the ground rumble below you- What's happening?!] rachel(great): D: Blackbooks: wait for noah to finish. rachel(great): oh! sorry!! Noah: [The ground begins to gain colour as it moves, and the fog begins to clear. It's a long way to the bottom, and you really don't think that you'll be able to stay on for much longer!] Noah: [What do you do?] Blackbooks: >create a hanglider and hanglide down. Blackbooks: >also grow arms before you do that. LiteralIrony: >the night elf's arms. rachel(great): what if we..... created a cat parachute and used it to parachute down. d0g: >dog fur parachute. xscoper: what the f I can't leave you for two minutes. [xscoper has been removed from chat room. Reason: Don't be that guy.] Noah: [nowReads: You grow cat fur and hanglide down. You also grow night elf arms for the ironies.] d0g: dammit, Noah: [You Descend down the cliff face, just as it AWAKENS.] rachel(great): : o Noah: [YOU ARE ACCOSTED BY THE LESSER EARTH GOD.] Noah: [The mountain's cliff face begins to have a face carved into it seemingly of it's own accord. It is time to STRIFE. What do you do?] rachel(great): summons loads of cats to hug the god and make friends with it!! d0g: dogs are not so merciful. d0g: >send a barrage of dogs at the guy to hit them in the face, EVERY TYPE OF DOG I CALL UPON YOU. Blackbooks: what if we just like Blackbooks: >slan dunkn it or something. Noah: [COMMAND ACCEPTED.] Noah: [Invoke .jpeg? Y/N?] Blackbooks: Y d0g: y Squasher48: am I seriously the only person that sees that this is a terrible idea? Squasher48: N Noah: [2/3 = Y. OVERRULED. This will happen after you attack.] Squasher48: send a barrage of missiles at it, earth rending missiles that will always kill mountain gods. Noah: [nowReads: send a barrage of every type of cats to hug the god (ones that will always kill mountain gods.) rachel(great): yay! Noah: Okay. See you guys later just gonna steal your ideas now. [Noah disconnected from the chat room.] INSPIRED BY THE ESSENCE OF NOWREADS.EXE, NOAH SENDS A BARRAGE OF EVERY TYPE OF CATS THAT WILL ALWAYS KILL MOUNTAIN GOD towards Minor Deus Terrae. And I wasn't lying about the slan dunkn. That'll happen next post. [creativity bonuses from the desert are in effect, which will counter the artifact nerf to a degree.]

18,000 damage to the Minor Deus Terrae.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467057932))

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467055997)) /null Noah: Sorry, man. Noah: Only works on words. Can't remove numners. Noah: On the other hand, removing "pain" wouldn't do anything, as Revan has status immunity. Noah: ...And there's nothing that "Increasing" would increase due to the position of it. FallenArchangel: Wait. FallenArchangel: Since it can remove words from descriptions, can it also swap them with the other words it removed? FallenArchangel: I should stop making nullposts, ugh... FallenArchangel: Consumer y u cliffhanger? Cliffhanging is only allowed at intense situations. FallenArchangel: For example, Alicia's death. /Iwon'tforgetitthistimenullpostofdoomthehellamIevensaying

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1467105541))

+3 to Toast. ---- Eu4ia: 3/20 (+1 delay +1 Toast) Dank Memes. U Wot: 1/8 try jumping ---- gorilla everything? gorilla everything. I ask nicely for the Sword of Flame. I use the Editor's Cookbook on the Terror Witches. Six Reality Emitter Bombs appearify near them. While they're distracted, I stab them with the Rapier of Readiness. And then the RE Bombs a splode. Reality is modified, and then the pool of Hype Fuel left on the ground by the Rapier of Readiness turns into a huge pillar of fire, already burning the Witches. ---- -Alchemies- Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 1/6 Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - 1/?) GET. REKT. -Inventory- Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)

12,800 damage to the Terror Witch.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1467107995))

Verdana proceeds to, if able to, nab the Spectre of the Earth. Meanwhile, in the background, a particular black-haired man in a blue hoodie appears in a flash of blue flames, glancing around the nearby area. He pauses, then holds up a calendar, staring at it for quite some time, before bringing a crayon down and making a quick cross pattern somewhere on it. There's a pause. "Oh hey. It's my Oldness Day. Which means it's also technically Verdana's Oldness Day too." A moment passes. "You know what this calls for, right? Heheheh... Just saying, now would be a perfect time for, oh, I dunno... delicious cake. Or you could just toss the both of us a whole lot of raw steak." The blue-hoodie-wearing man grins in a manner oddly reminiscent of the way an expectant cat would.

You take the Spectre of the Earth.
**Unknown triplequestionmarks: What? Are you Verdana's brother, or something?
**Unknown triplequestionmarks: Nobody likes Verdana. Nobody would even consider giving him cake. But fine, catch.
triplequestionmarks throws you a Golden Apple. It's obviously a perfectly normal and perfectly tasty Golden Apple, and you should eat it for health.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467143009))

Plague Doctor: 20/20 COMPLETED The Terror Witch Archangel splashed with the Plague Bottle is tied up on the altar. Archangel himself is standing next to her, in front of the lectern. He prepares: a small vial filled with some crimson liquid, an obsidian-edge surgeon knife, a deadly poison filled vaccine and a traditional Plague Doctor mask. Unceremoniously, the Witch dies due to the Plague killing her. If she doesn't die, he uses the vaccine to kill her. While wearing the mask, Archangel creates a cut with the knife on the left side, and fills it with various medicine, including the crimson liquid. The cut closes itself. The circle connecting the six pillars starts glowing crimson. He holds his left hand above the tome on the lectern, and the right hand on another Plague Doctor mask he placed on the Terror Witch's face. FallenArchangel: Venite, Istina, ad nostro mundo iterum. Morbo habet non remedium nostra. Venite ad mutare quod. The tome glows crimson too, and the crimson energy inside it wraps itself around his left hand. It slithers to the other hand and into the corpse. ... ... ... After some time, Archangel cuts the rope he tied the Witch with. The corpse stands up and gets off the altar. Istina: Archangel, you do realize you could have just spawned me without all this creepy occult stuff? Like, seriously, you make me sound like a demon. Oh, hi Gale, didn't see you there! Entities: Istina, the Plague Medic: 110,000/110,000 HP, Bag o' Disease: IIIIIIIIII, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption. Attacks: +Bag o' Disease: When charged, the entities it is used on gain one of the random diseases below: -Ethernos: Deals 15,000-18,000 soul damage. Inflicts Blinded, Burn and Increasing Pain. -Necroa: Deals minicrit 16,000 physical damage. Inflicts Poison and Major Depression. -Memes: DEALS OAR 19,000 FUS RO DAH DAMAGE!!! Inflicts Lolwut, Shrekt, very wow and Darude Sandstorm. DEAL WITH IT CONSUMER. -Custom Disease: First four people to post will say one status effect. Consumer will choose a name based off the effects. +Hello, Puppets!: Istina summons the most powerful non-boss thing she killed as a servant. Doesn't charge until she or Archangel kill at least five entities. +Butcher: Chooses three entities. Deals 10,000-20,000 damage and inflicts Bleed. +Customer Service!: Because I am lazy, people can suggest her some attacks. She will choose one of them as her attack. Alchemies: Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 2/6) Charges: Mime Mask: 4/20 (+1 from delay, Toast, Piono and post) A freaking bomb: 12/20 (+1 from delay and post) +1 to Piono, Toast and Revan

Terror Witch deud. Istina summoned, with Butcher nerfed. In the future, you probably want to consider having shorter special times for entities, as then they can actually use their specials.
if I sound rushed, it's because a browser glitch ate all of my progress up until this point.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1467144126))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 3/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 hooperdunk me toast revan and eric CHARGES EXPENDED Dogfort 20/20 dogfort again 20/20 I proceed to DOGFORT up artifacts. i proceed to create aa a um im out of ideas help oh here one [A] Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects 0. ATK, lowered to compensate for abilitys. Reduces creativity damage reduction to 25% instead of 50% Inflicts Stunned and Wurtz'ed upon the hit enemy. If the Hit enemy already has stun, inflict starstruck. It's also hard to steal due to it's high charge level. Cannot be used by godmodders due to it's extreme status effect power. Wurtz'ed: Causes the affected's name to be highlighted, drawing attacks towards them and making their attacks painfully obvious. Also inflicts a random DoT status effect this is gonna git nerF Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield Dogfort 20/20 dogfort again 20/20 1+ from franciso 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

The Hyperdeath thing happens. Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects summoned, with no nerfs. Only 1 20 post charge is invested into it due to no combination on activation rules, and the fact that it's not a strong artifact.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467145687))

@consumer: I think Apophis is an appropriate name, as 2317 is a giant snake that eats universes. I finish revan's thing and toss it to him I also start duplicating francisco a chestplate. 6 spare charges 20/20 for charge stacker 20/20 for charge stringer 1/15 for spare charge 1/15 for spare charge +1 to francisco, revan and battlefury 20*2 expended! suddenly a large, but fragile building appears in the Fortress. The Charge Connector has been summoned! This building allows a player to string together charges to make something bigger! How it works: Just store up enough charges for you to use the building! Once that is done, you can string them together and unleash a single, much larger charge. However, the connector has a cooldown time, applied on a player-by-player basis. The cooldown time is equivalent to the number of charges strung together plus three, so if you string three charges together, it takes 6 turns to cool off. It's that simple. Initially, use of this was going to be free for everyone, but the only way to get it so that the cooldown time on it takes longer than charging is to render it basically useless, so I'm going to apply a store credit cost to it, equivalent to 5 times the number of charges strung together. If few enough people use it, I'll lessen or maybe even completely remove the cost. Anyways, the charge collector is now a thing, so have fun with it. Back at the Fortress, Eric stops to have a conversation with Gale. The Courtyard isn't barren anymore, it actually looks very nice with a number of plants, water features... Well, it looks like someone went a bit crazy with the decorations given the lava fall and the giant stone sculptures, but aside from that. "So, now's probably a good time to have a talk with you." "You're a demon, and it's pretty obvious you came here for a reason," "And I'm beginning to sort of doubt it was entirely to warn me about oncoming disaster." "I'd rather not wind up having a conflict with you because of miscommunication, and SONG seems to be perfectly fine with whatever's going on behind the scenes with you, so..." "Mind telling me?"

Charge Connector summoned. Even with two 20 post charges. I don't feel like temporarily balancing the single 20 post charge or going through the song and dance of creating a chassis and then the real thing.
demonologist: i came here because ascensioncraft was always messed up.
demonologist: the first time i came on acraft was on 2013 universe b time, around its founding.
demonologist: i was using magic to tap into other dimensions, such as universe b, and found about minecraft and the trifecta.
demonologist: so, i found an interesting server and started to play it.
demonologist: when i logged in, i noticed absolute chaos.
demonologist: we had our current three admins on one side, and then unification on the other side.
demonologist: around spawn, was fighting, alchemies and magic.
demonologist: i then immediately decided to keep tabs on this server.
demonologist: after that admin civil war that took place over a few days, nothing interesting really happened for a while.
demonologist: i ditched for a while, before remembering the admin civil war and deciding to see how the server progressed.
demonologist: it was screwed up. very, very, very screwed up.
demonologist: anomalies everywhere. this could have just been from heavy alchemy usage, as homestuckcraft was part of the server's launch, but i doubt that.
demonologist: that made me realise, that i absolutely needed to stay here.
demonologist: because really, just this place simply felt messed up, and for whatever reason, i wanted to fix it.
demonologist: i rejoined about an hour before alicia showed up.
demonologist: so, i went around and tried to analyse the anomalies that were here to find out why this place was completely messed up.
demonologist: i went for the biggest one, and found this place.
demonologist: which felt completely foreign. and new, causing me to be suspicious.
demonologist: the rest is history.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467153993))

Nyarlathotep looks at the carnage about to ensue, he decides that living is for winners. Nyarly claps his hands together and begins to create. A red, inky orb manifests in his palms, he holds it aloft before lobbing it into the air. With barely any force espended the thing levitates vibrating and jiggling. It pulses faintly to a beat almost sporadic but recognizable. The crimson sphere floats and continues to expand from a heart sized globe to a height that could hold Nyarly, problem is its several stories in the air. Nyarlathotep begins his ascent, pulling out his gentlemanly cane he taps the ground lightly, a shadowy pool emerges. And an Eternal Arm rises. The large, pale arm stretches, cracking its knuckles and flexing its palm out. It then extends downward laying its palm out for Nyarlathotep. The thing lifts him up to the shuddering mass of the red ink-like substance. He walks across the Eternal Arms's fingers to the orb. Nyarly walks into the crimson orb, the thing moves around itself creating a mouth, an opening which Nyalathotep steps into before closing, swallowing him from sight. The Eternal Arm remains vigilant it refuses to let some Minor Deity attempt to attack or Cultist's corpse or any other irritant from bothering its god. It waits to protect. If no attack reaches, it retreats before it can be considered an entity. From within the almost womb-like blob of red ink-like fluids Nyarlathotep lies within. The fluid doesn't wet him for the liquid seems unable to saturate Nyarly's Robe. It appears that the purpose of this crimson orb js like a liquid bunker. The Unknown Liquid's properties absorb the damage and negatives while Nyarlathotep rests within. He then if it's a free action, he takes off his necklace and examines the damage dealt to Ushek's Collar, what the damage entails for the Collar and how to fix it. But only if it doesn't impede his attack. Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 10/20(+3 from +1s Piono, Battlefury and Manga. +1 to both charges) John DeFoe 6/20 How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 7/8) +1 to Piono, Manga, and Dog Prohpet

Alicia notices her desperate field situation, completely overlooking Infestation and Corruption going off this turn. A tendril of godmodding energy flows into the crimson orb, before it forcefully shatters and reforms on the Pro-Godmodder side. Another tendril of energy catches the Eternal Arm, preventing it from ditching, and it is also forcefully converted to Alicia's side. Especially when godmodders are desperate, instant summons are instant summons. Eternity and Crimson Red summoned, although they count as the same entities for the purpose of entity advantage.

The damage dealt to Ushek's Collar appears to be approximately 1/8s of the way to destruction, meaning that it should hopefully last 7 more turns. It appears that the damage can not be reversed, without remaking the item via charge.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467192130))

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467153993)) +1 to Piono, Manga, and Dog Prohpet Wot? Wait. If you want, I can create official nicknames for everyone here. EDIT: I'll be doing them in Latin, just like Twin did at the Scratch's Manor. Which means that Toast's nicknames will still be used sometimes. Which means, USE THE GODDAMN GOOGLE TRANSLATE! Archangel: Salis Angelus Battlefury: Domino Canis Revan: Antiqua Horrorque Noah: Harena Spiritus Piono: Vagari Mercatoris Cyan: Quentiam Imperator Verdana: Vivens Insania. Please tell me if it needs improvement! /null

What Piono said. Also, Alicia is somewhat salty that she doesn't have a nickname.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467194483))

16/16 Underpowered. (+3 from cyan) DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME. 10/ 10 Welp, that's one way to die. ALSO DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME. Rest of the +s to be done later. +1 to piono, revan, battlefury ~ Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 4/6) The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that. Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage. (Level 3 - 4/4) DONE. Alarm Clock && Trifold Map = The Plan. (Level ? - 0/?) Nah, I'm not really that-- DORITOSSWAGSWAGMONEYMOUNTINSWAGDEWDEWSWAGDORITOSSWAGDORITOSMOUNTAINDORITOSSWAGSWAGDEW. --mlg. It's not really my thing (I said "u fokkin' wot m8" one time becuase you were dis'ing reality. ). Anyway, you'll probably find something better to call me before the end of the dop. Lemme try for a revision - Engie: Sponsored by Salt. Eric: Er "I think he's a rock" ic. Battlefury: Dog/god. Archangel: ??? Noah: Sandman Cyan: Sweet memes are made of this. I should probably do an attack before all this happens. For obvious reasons. Noah abuses his hyperdoot to hyperdunk Minor Deus Terrae. SPOOKY SCARY SKELEDUNK HERE WE GO. TERRIBLE TABLET MSPAINT ART INCOMING. [SLAM ALL IN YOUR FACE!] the big man dunked the rocks. Underpowered EXPENDED. Welp, thats one way to die EXPENDED. Noah: Hmm. Odd. Noah: I feel that I need to point out two things. You notice something strange about Noah, but you can't your finger on what. Noah: 1. We really don't have enough people dying. Something's not right... Noah: 2. The Charge Demon is not at all underpowered, especially for a hostile entity? Hostile? Noah: Oh? Hang on... What's happening? Noah?: You don't understand? Oh, no... He twitches, as if he's struggling to get words out. Eventually, he calms down, and his eyes and dark skin glow golden, like they did not too long ago. Noah??: That. Is. Fine. With a sense of finality in the word 'Fine', Noah is pushed aside by an unseen force, his position replaced with the bandaged figure you saw earlier. Looks like that guy from the Hitman episode of adventure time, but made of a mixture of shadows and sand. A much smoother voice drifts across the battlefield. Demon??: You really don't need to. Whatever he is, leaps into the body of the Charge Demon, which begins to struggle as if something was chaining it to the ground. The Sandstorm obscures your vision, and you don't get to see what happens to it. The sand clears just a bit, and you see a silhouette of a much larger hulking mass that is the Charge Demon. Demon??: Charge Demon? I prefer to call it... Onslaught Enter Onslaught. A corrupted form of the Charge Demon composed almost entirely of sandstone, a head full of [H]atred and an empowerment of literally 100-post worth of charges THIS TURN ONLY, mind you, (plus an extra spicy 26-post charge from me to keep things interesting). Nice one, guys. You already have the stats, consumer. Feel free to change them as such.

Alarm Clock && Trifold Map = The Plan (Level 0: 0/1)
Via the Power of Hyperdeath, the Minor Deus Terrae is crushed by the power of MSPA. Noah gains 60,000 Research. The Demon promptly preforms a body hop, and Onslaught descends onto the Battlefield. While it happens to just be slightly weaker than Maria, the fact that it eats charges for breakfast and heals will make it much harder.

In the meantime, the demon inside Noah's disappearance has seemed to deal a number to Noah's body, shredding through and removing his passives and abilities, at least until Onslaught's death. Or something.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1467203314))

Post edited. Go look up yonder for it. /null

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467205655))

From within his sanctum of fluid, he lurked thinking about days come to pass. The Outer God focuses. He has work to do. Nyarlathotep makes life, and makes it another's death. The Witch who attempted to poison Nyarly, feels ill as if... The thing coughs up a small sproutling. How did... A sharp pain runs through its side... Oh no. It can feel it within. It can feel the itself being drawn from. As if it was a mere energy source of some- Another sharp pain, its bones ache. And then they rupture. The flesh is torn to shred and pushed out out as vines with thorns. There's nothing spilled, plants don't let go of nutrients. It wraps around its victim easily. Covering the poor thing in thorns digging into it. Lacerating the flesh with an ease. It's swallowed by vines a faint outline of what it could have been a living breathing being. Now, just vines like an old statue. Except for the muffled cries. An Eternal Arm's pool of darkness gathers around the base of the vine covered mass. An Eternal Arm sprouts up from the abyssal pool.  The thing is the size of a regular human arm. It centers upon a particular point before striking. The Vines move allowing it space to tear through flesh. It rips through flesh and bone alike, shoveling it aside the rib cage without a single drop of of blood spilt. It removes the lung covering the heart tearing it out without effort before setting it down. It tugs on the Heart just softly enough to sever the arteries without breaking the heart. It cradles the heart in its palm before wrapping it's gangly fingers around it. Another Eternal Arm around the same size, rises up to clean up the mess from the carnage created shoveling the flesh and bone back into the body before the vines seal it off. From the vines, a rose sprouts. Beautifully white. The Eternal Arm without the Heart gentlely snaps the stem of the Rose and lifts it up. The Heart holding Arm offers its possession to its fellow. The Rose holder inserts the flower gently into the Heart with a gentle push. Both then descend back into the dark vanishing completely. A puddle of dark bleeds near Verdana and the Rose and Heart bob up floating amongst the inky dark. A sample of what's to come my dear friend... (This attack will target the Charge Demom/Onslaught if the Witch is dead.) Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 12/20(+1 from Doc) John DeFoe 7/20 How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8) +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dog Prophet

The moment you begin the attack, a wave of sand starts to cover Onslaught, before your entire attack is changed to target Alicia. This is something that Onslaught can and will do, in case it feels heavily threatened such as being attacked immediately and if Alicia isn't attacked frequently. Alicia promptly creates and teleports a decoy godmodder into the vines. You do increase Verdana's attraction by 20%.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1467208018))

T Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 4/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = ??? 1/? level ? I begin by unloading an entire widowmaker on the iron golem. Once i run out of the 200 or so metal i have by deflaut, i load the storage cannnon with dog blocks, dozens of crappy games, all of EA's DLC, all of the call of duty games, and 1000 yeehaw hats. i fire the cannon, and the yeehaw hats decide to go full genocide mode, murdering multiple players and absorbing their powers as well as several magics, then proceeding to head towards the iron golem to beat it up. they notice it has a shocking lack of yeehaw. they decide to do a yeehaw ritual, and guard it with a shitton of yeehaw hats. the irongolem watches on nerviously. the hats finally finish the yeehaw and proceed to downgrade the number of hats protecting the newly created portal to a FUCKTON. oh did i say downgrade i meant upgrade. the hats proceed to upgrade the HP of the iron golem to a shitton. dozens of them fly away due to damage, and some outright explode. oh did i say upgrade i ment downgrade at any rate russia rushs in with a fuckton of troops, they all fire at the iron golem. someone tells them that is a bad idea their response was worth many nothings How About I Do Anyway the iron golem promptly realizes the fuckton of troops came with artillery.; the iron golem and russia then decide to have a war, then rest for a bit by rest for a bit we mean the russians waited for the artillery shells to explode the iron golem. the russians then decide to bum rush the obvious terror iron golem while its down. they succeed in converting it to a railroad to warm water. they then proceed to lose everything to japan Isn't That just Great? the greatness of this event is so great the iron golem gets dunk. the yeehaw hats then proceed to fill the yeehaw meter of the golem. the golem realizes it has ten stacks of yeehaw and promptly dies becoming a yeehaw if the iron golem is ded this hits alicia note: replace all mentions of iron golem in this attack with the minor dues terra douchebag Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. 5/20 +4 from loyan fans: toast piono and franciso 1/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol && Ambassador && Yeehaw Hat == Western Onslaught (Level 6: 1/7)
The Terror Iron Golem takes 2 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467229011))

@francisco: Your nickname is Manga on the memo, it's sort of been spreading around. Also, I think I want to critique your choice of names a bit, Yours is... surprisingly accurate, not amazing, but it's close enough for something like this. Battlefury's is spot on and needs no modification of any kind. Revan's is pretty good too. Toast's seems a bit... off? It sort of just reflects one thing he's done so far and not a whole lot of his stuff. Mine: Wandering Merchant? Yeah, haha, no. Same problem as above. Don't know where you got the "wandering" from, but "Merchant" still applies I guess. Cyan: He hasn't done enough for me to be able to form an opinion of how accurate his latin name is. engie: Yup. You win. 6 spare charges 4/15 for spare charge 4/15 for spare charge +1 to battlefury, toast and revan Eric waits and heals himself.

You heal yourself for 2 HP.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1467279291))

+2 to Toast. +1 to Piono. ---- Eu4ia: 4/20 (+1 delay +1 Toast) Dank Memes. U Wot: 2/8 try jumping ---- ((Quentiam Imperator is Meme Commander in Latin.)) SNAIL TIME I throw snails at a random PG entity. Not just regular snails, exploding snails. Said entity gets heavily damaged. JAIL TIME Apparently it's illegal for someone to stick exploding snails onto themselves. The entity gets the Slammer. Not jail, a giant hammer. ]]] The entity gets Rickrolled, before getting hit with a stapler. Thrice. types of dragons The entity randomly gets set on fire, then gets rainbowflamed by a DISCO DRAGON. how big is the earth A small replica of the Earth rolls near the entity, then immediately expands to crazy size. It then explodes. ---- -Alchemies- Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 2/6 Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - (3/?) GET. REKT. -Inventory- Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)

You deal 1 armour damage to the Terror Iron Golem.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:20:00

[dohtml]<br/><strong>[END OF TURN BATTLE]<br/></strong>Piono and Nyarly gain 1 HP. The Minor Deus Terrae shakes, and gathers creative and Earth energy. Light blue energy starts flowing into the Cultist's corpse, before it rises up, and starts walking over to the PG side as a member of the Undead. Ushek's Collar summons a Lesser Mime.<br/><br/>Onslaught starts off its existence by staring at Nyarly. It roars, before a massive wave of sand emerges out of the desert, and towards him, before slamming into him for 6 damage. The Lesser Mimes are probably ready to act, before the Corruption overtakes them, and they get converted to the Pro-Godmodder cause. Utsuho changes her pattern to Mega Flare for whatever reason, before gaining 10% Solar Power.<br/><br/>She then activates <strong>Subterranean Sun</strong>. Gieger meters prepare to suffer, as Utsuho uses the power of nuclear fusion to generate heat around herself. This heat gathers into a sun like ball, which has sufficient gravity to start pulling in the Pro-Godmodders. While the brainwashed summons get the first turn pass, the Terror Iron Golem does not. Danmaku appears around the edge of the gravity well, and the Terror Iron Golem starts getting forced in, fearful of the Danmaku. It then runs straight into Utsuho's sun, which as anybody with a modicum of common sense can say, is a terrible idea. The Terror Iron Golem promptly evaporates. Alicia mentally thanks Nyarly for providing her with excellent brainwashed summons. Rin finally finishes watching Hollywood films, but still takes 12,000 damage. The Zombie Fairies strike the Skeltal for 3,000 damage.. Istina doesn't see anything to immediately murderate and heals Rin for 15,000 HP.<br/><br/>Le Spooky Scary Skeltal charges more words. The Generic Hero would attack a PG as the Terror Witches are dead, but first turn invulnerability applies, so they bash Utsuho for 15,000 damage. The Crimson Red reintroduces Razihel to the Battlefield by slurping up part of his face for 3 damage. It does not gain HP yet. The Everlasting disappears, before a pool of darkness appears around FA, and the Everlasting starts to tear him to shreds for 3 damage. The Undead Cultist waves at its former master, before a cacophony of, well, something blasts Nyarly for 2 armour piercing damage. The Lesser Mimes sing and dance, before taking FA onto a brilliant trip to the Mime train. He somehow falls off immediately, and hits the tracks with only 3 damage.<br/><br/>Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana before seeing Ushek's Collar. It's pretty. And powerful. Alicia is disappointed with the relative lack of artifact shenanigans yet and decides that it's time to fix that by leaping towards Ushek's Collar, spinning through the air, and catching it from where ever it was. Yet more tendrils of godmodding energy rips through Nyarly's property, and his connection to it weakens, and weakens, before completely snapping. This snap severely affects Nyarly in the form of him taking 5 damage, armour piercing as per usual for Alicia. The godmodding energy then rebinds the ownership to Alicia.<br/><br/><strong>[ITINERARY]</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them.<br/>[ALL] Kill Onslaught before it becomes too powerful.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]: Kill Alicia111.<br/>[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.</span><br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]: Protect Alicia111.</span><br/><br/><strong>[BATTLEFIELD]</strong><br/>Terrain: Descendant's Desert (Creativity bonuses and debuffs are increased, healing is also increased.)<br/>Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)<br/>AG Entity Advantage: <span style="color:#00ff00"><strong>TRUE</strong></span><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Idlers</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] ashkantsr: <strong><span style="color:black">0</span></strong>/20 HP<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>, 25% chance to miss next action, <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>II</strong></span><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Purity: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Protect: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).</span></span></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] sunnyau: <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:black"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ff0000">5</span></span></span></span>/20 HP</span><br/>[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood</span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Splintered: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#666666">, Umbral: <strong>I</strong></span></div><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: <span style="color:#ff0000">4</span>/20 HP</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d">.<br/>[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (<strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong> &amp; <strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong>), <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>II</strong></span></span></span><br/>[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: <span style="color:#ff0000">5</span>/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span>I</strong>, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: </span></span></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc"><strong>II</strong></span></span></span></strong></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 17/20 HP</span></span></span></span></span>.</span><br/><br/>[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: <span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa">10</span></span></span></span></span>/10 HP, Descend<span style="color:#aaaaaa">ence: <strong>III</strong>, 242,200 Research <span style="color:#000000"><strong>[LOCKED]</strong></span>.</span><br/></span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 2% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.</span><br/> <br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Ushek's Collar: Lightly Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (Alicia).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> <span style="color:#0000ff">Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects</span>: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).<br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Minor Deus Terrae: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/350,000 HP, Godstopper: <span style="color:#ff0000">I</span></strong><br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#DD0088">[H-BOSS]</span> Onslaught: 400,000/400,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia.</strong><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Utsuho Reiuji: 67,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 100% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: <strong>III</strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Rin Kaenbyou: 95,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x300).<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Istina, the Plague Medic: 110,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: <strong>IIIII</strong> (Kill Counter: 0/5), Bag o' Disease: <strong>IIIIIIIIII</strong>, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span><span style="font-family:comic sans"><strong>spooky scary skeltal</strong></span>: 77,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">III</span></strong></strong>.<br/><del><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Charge Demon: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/224,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Infestation: <strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong></strong>I</strong>.</del><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Generic Hero: 60,000/60,000, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong>IIIII</strong>.<br/><del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Witches: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/80,000 HP, many, many status effects, Regeneration: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong>, Hyperdeath: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Iron Golem: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/10 HP, 2 AC.</del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] </span><span style="color:#ff0000">Crimson Red</span><span style="color:#5a70b3">:</span> 75,000/75,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), 50% HP Drain, Everlasting: 40,000/40,000 HP, 50% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.<br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] </span>Undead Cultist: 40,000/40,000 HP, 0 Life Force.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span></span> Lesser Mimes: 25,000/25,000 HP (x7)<br/><br/><span style="color:#80a0ff">[GM]</span> Alicia111: 38/50 HP<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">The Fortress</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><strong>[FORTRESS]</strong><br/>Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of <strong>10</strong>)<br/>Weather: Clear (No effect) <strong>∞</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 8/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery:<strong> <span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span>IIII</strong>, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span></strong></span>II</strong>, Element Swap: <strong><span style="color:#666666">III</span></strong><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc">, Hyperdeath: </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc"><strong>II</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> <strong><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">dirt barracks</span></strong>: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1960)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x61), Burrow: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1030)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x61), Scorched Earth: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1910), Nautical.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x61), Coil: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIIIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1510), Airborn, Evasive (40%).<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x42), Airborn, Pickup: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">II</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x780)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x26), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x420), 40% Retribution Damage.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x14), Hyperbeam:<strong> <strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span></span> Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.<span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N]</span> Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Earth Spike: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Wildfire: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x34), Golden Demopan: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Charge Connector: 100,000/100,000, Cooldowns:<br/>None.<br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.</div><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoils of War</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#300080">Deck of Spellcards</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000080">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000080">Gravitational Core</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000080">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#aa00aa">Spider Spawner</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#900090">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#900090">Healing Tray</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#900090">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#700070">Scythe of Prevention</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#0000ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#0000ff">Delta Spear</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#0000ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#ff00ff">Luminous Orb</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000000">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000000">Soul Targeting Unit</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000000">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong>I<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong><strong><strong>I</strong></strong><strong><strong>I</strong></strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#cccccc">Incarnate of Hyperdeath</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#666666">IIIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#666666">Annoying Dog</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:red"><strong><span style="color:#666666">READY!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#800000">Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#800000">READY!</span></strong> Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span></strong></span>I<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#aa0032">Splinter Buster</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: engie <span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#4C1130">Reflective Shroud</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#674ea7">Corrupted Light</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span>


<div class="editby">Edited by <strong><a href="http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/profile/3444667/">ConsumerOfAll</a></strong>, Jul 1 2016, 09:08 PM.</div>
</div>[/dohtml]Originally posted on 2016-06-30 19:21:00

I rejoin, importing my old stats and inventory, but as a different character. Actually, as no character, as I won't be using my new character in combat.

---

A flash of light fills the courtyard of the fortress. The light quickly fades, and at the center stands a slightly run down brick building with two stories and a sign on the front: “Battlefield Café”. A few turrets rise out of the building's roof but seem to remain inactive. A small forcefield spreads a few meters outwards from the walls, then fades to transparency.

---

Beep. Beep. Beep. I yawn, open my eyes, then wince. I don’t remember having this headache last night… I drag the covers over my head, hoping that blocking out the sun will relieve my headache. It doesn’t. I groan and hope this headache isn’t because of what I suspect. I’m tempted to go back to sleep, but the beeping grows steadily louder. After a few minutes of hiding beneath the covers, I sit up against the back of my bed. I then turn to face my best friend.

“Hey, Timbit…” I say, “Don’t tell me we just warped?”

As I start speaking, the alarm finally stops. The toast-coloured drone floats up from my nightstand to hover in front of me. His ear flaps retract slightly, and his digital eyes change from his usual happy upward crescents to neutral ovals. His change in expression confirms my suspicions.

I groan again, “When?”

Timbit’s eyes vanish and are briefly replaced by a time that I have no context for. I nod anyways, and the drone’s eyes reappear as upward crescents. I smile, quickly finding myself in a better mood just looking at his expression

“Alright,” I say, “Let’s see where we are now.”

I crawl out of bed and walk over to my bedroom window. With a smooth motion, I sweep open both curtains and look outside. The first thing I notice is that the world is… blocky? Blocky… Blocky… What universes are blocky? I can't think of any off the top of my head; it's too early for this. I shrug, walk away from the window, towards my closet, and start looking through my clothes.

“Start preparing for grand opening, will you?” I ask Timbit, “I’ll be ready in… an hour or so.”

---

Out of seemingly nowhere, a giant projection of this meme appears in Onslaught's vision.



It quickly succumbs to cancer.

---

+3 Piono

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 20:51:00

6 spare charges
8/15 for spare charge
8/15 for spare charge
+2 to numbersoup, +1 to cyan

Eric shrugs.
"Okay, thanks for telling me."
"I come from a universe with the... standard evil demons."
"I needed to double check to make sure you wouldn't turn out to be one."

Meanwhile, SONG enacts ARTIFACT SHENANIGANS on the Battlefield, as Noah's wind stave suddenly self-activates and goes flying away into the distance towards the Fotress.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you using that?
Well, now I am instead.

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 14
battlefury: 19
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 79
numbersoup: 21
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 69
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 5
Cyan: 1

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

I steal toast's staff. Flavor text for the swiping will come later.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 20:54:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 4/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = ??? 2/? level ?

I begin by summoning the creativity Matrix, a power artifact that depends on creativity to use, and can be used by anyone.
Instead of dealing damage, it provides a percent creativiy damage bonus- a 50% bonus.
However, the artifact comes with its downsides.

For one, it can be used by any player without equipping it.
For two, any post dealing below 30,000 base damage will be punished by recoil.
It does, however, have 12 uses.
It also cannot be used by godmodders.
Additionally, it allows for improved creative usage of artifacts.


Allow for me to provide an example for that last modifier.
CONTAINS MSPAINT
in progress







oh look a post





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.


5/20 +4 from loyan fans: toast piono and franciso
20/20 Creativity Matrix
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 21:05:00

Archangel sends a death stare at the Battlefield Cafe.
FallenArchangel: Dude.
FallenArchangel: Fokkin'
FallenArchangel: Copyright ignoring
FallenArchangel: Oar 9,000
FallenArchangel: Just wow.
FallenArchangel: Thou shalt regret.
Suddenly, every food and drink inside it is replaced with Macaroni and Fuck it.

Onto the attack!
You see a shadowy figure slowly walking towards the Battlefield.

...

It's a random Archangel x Istina shipper. This may become real if Alicia won't be so rude and instantly kill her .

Archangel calmly takes a generic obsidian blade and then HOLY CRAP ON A CUPCAKE HE BUTCHERS HIM LIKE WITH A FREAKING CHAINSAW AND STEALS HIS MUHFOKKIN' SOUL BLASTING IT LIKE A BEAM AT ONSLAUGHT'S UGLY-ASS FACE!

Istina just looks at Archangel doing that.
Istina: I think you need some anger management lessons.Wait does Francisco know I'm your girlfriend?
FallenArchangel: Come on Istina, I had all the rights to do that. Admit it.That idiot doesn't even know my name.

Next, he looks at Onslaught once more. Noah's been dealing with sand JUST TOO MUCH RECENTLY!
Archangel does one of the most brutal crimes ever by letting a creepypasta inside. Or at least, one part of a creepypasta.
He plays a song.
[flash=250,210]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qr2T1az1Ck[/flash]
Onslaught is inflicted with Degeneration!

Entity attacks:
Istina mistakes the Crimson Red for a Crimson Heart from Terraria, qucikly grabbing a hammer and smashing it.Then she sees it gave her no reward, so she burns the remains.

Alchemies:
Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 3/6)

Charges:
Mime Mask: 8/20 (+1 from Delay, Piono, Revan and Post)
A freaking bomb: 14/20 (+1 from Delay and Post)

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 21:41:00

Manga. No copyrights have been violated. Cease and desist your attack on residents of the Fortress or I WILL WRECK YOUR *****
/null

EDIT:
Manga. You cannot copyright cafes.
If you do not cease and desist I am going to break you in half repeatedly until your pitiful corpse crawls away from the battlefield in two pieces.
I have the firepower to back me up, and nobody else is likely to help you.

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 21:45:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467319521))

Manga. No copyrights have been violated. Cease and desist your attack on residents of the Fortress or I WILL WRECK YOUR ***** /null

FallenArchangel: NEVER.
FallenArchangel: I made a cafe first! He must pay!
FallenArchangel: Francisco you owe me 50$ for making me say that.
Son of a [Gorilla]

EDIT:
FallenArchangel: But- wait- why- how- UUUUGHHHHHHH. FINE. They took away my goddamn cafe anyways.
FallenArchangel: Francisco, we gotta talk about me getting my freedom back.
You never had freedom, you idiot.
FallenArchangel: But I deserve it. No matter what you say, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, I still deserve it AND YOU KNOW THAT.
FallenArchangel: So can you just for one time NOT BE A JERK FOR GOD'S SAKE?!
Never.
/null- SHUT UP ARCHANGEL!
Am I making too many secret messages?

Originally posted on 2016-06-30 22:17:00

6/20. The Scavengers. (+5 from various)
6/20. Momentum Mori. (+5 from various)

[+10, total from various (the global +1 counting as two.). I only counted cyan's +s in my last post.]

+1 fransisco, revan, engie
~
Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 5/6)
The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for the descriptions.
Alarm Clock && Trifold Map = The Plan. (Level 0 - 1/1) DONE.

Noah gets up from the ground nearby with a groan. As he pushes himself up, he coughs out a wisp of black-blue smoke. While his body looks physically identical, you can't help but feel that he seems a bit... faded. He clutches at his chest in pain, despite technically being completely healthy. Despite all this, he still somehow manages to stand tall.

Noah: ...
*coughs*
Noah: dealing with sand too much?
Noah: somehow i doubt this has something to do with the sand, and maybe has something to do with the demon that has literally started possessing another demon.

At that point, the Stave of Air begins to fly out of his hand. It begins to fly through the fortress, but a curious briefcase-shaped hole appears in it's trajectory. Curiously enough, a second, briefcase-shaped hole appears behind Noah, and the Stave tumbles through, back into Noah's left hand. Case By Equinox is in his right.
Noah looks through the sandstorm at the Fortress. Eric's in the fortress, so until he gets here, he is in no position to steal the Stave of Air from Noah. Regardless, Noah shoots Eric a quick set of messages.

Noah: i'm afraid i am using it, and plan to continue doing so.
Noah: first of all: stealing from the weak? not cool, by any means.
Noah: second of all: you really should be down here if you want to take it.
Noah: not that you'd even need it up there.
Noah: third of all: when/if you get here to take it, would you mind uh, not taking it?
Noah: i can feel onslaught's will at the tips of my fingers.
Noah: if i can survive long enough to enact on it...
Noah: well, this guy will be gone quicker, and less people will have to be terrorised.
ERIC LOSES (0) RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH NOAH.
0- because Noah doesn't really count RELATIONSHIP POINTS. Not that they are a thing or anything in the first place.

You, whoever you are, finally notice what was strange about Noah. His shadow is missing. It seems to have completely vanished. You aren't really sure when or how this had happened.

Originally posted on 2016-07-01 08:49:00

UPDOG FINISHED. There's a new Hostile boss in existence. +1 to all charges if you haven't already taken it.

Originally posted on 2016-07-01 22:14:00

Nyarlathotep generates several party poppers and makes them explode with all of their contents, confetti landing upon Alicia's face. She blows one off her nose.

Your ranks are now entirely made up of my servants. Yay...
Alicia, stealing from me constantly is starting to grow repetitive and trite.

She sighs, she's going to have to listen to all of this isn't she. She creates an office chair and spins in it listlessly.

I mean twice in a row, c'mon Alicia that's just flat out boring, the Eternal Arm and the Crimson Orb weren't even entities, I wouldn't do that to my faithful arms... Apologies my other servants, they've been with me before the dawn of time. You tend to get a bit attached to something when they- wait... Oh, bother I've gone on a tangent... They were me blocking for damage that I assumed was coming. Heheheh... Look how that turned out.

Oh, also greetings my worshiper how have-[/i]

A slight snore emanates from Alicia. It appears that sleeping gas inside the party poppers worked

Took her long enough, anyways how goes being a wretch for Alicia. Hopefully, it won't be to bad for all of you. I rather like you all.

He then teleports Ushek's Collar off Alicia with a flourish of the crackling, dark purple energy waking Alicia in the process.

I've decided something, Artifacts are terrible.

With that Nyarlathotep separates the power of the Artifact from the Collar.

Nyarlathotep offers the energy to Piono to summon Earth Elementals for 7 turns for whatever amount of credits he would like. If Piono doesn't accept, the entire energy just dissipates.

He then creates 3 copies of the collar. They seem devoid of the great power of Ushek's Collar. They do look fine however.

Nyarly dons his copy. He then proceeds to offer an altered versions to both Alicia and Verdana.

Blue and Black for them, red and gold for him.

It's merely jewelry now, while I adore it, you can wear it.Consider it rather important and rather near and dear to me?

Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 18/20(+4 from Assists, +1 from LateDop)

John DeFoe 9/20

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8)(Didn't write up a description for this Consumer)

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dog Prophet

Originally posted on 2016-07-02 05:36:00

Istina: Archangel, wouldn't it be easier if you summoned me as a player? That way I could respawn and we would be here, theoretically, forever.
FallenArchangel: Yes, but-ugh, here is the reason.
FallenArchangel: When I was talking to Francisco about you, he thought you are a demon of some sort.
FallenArchangel: Because of your title.
FallenArchangel: That goddamn idiot didn't even give me more time to talk about you, he immediately told me to summon you.
FallenArchangel: It was all Francisco's fault, yes.
Archangel why the hell did you never tell me that?
FallenArchangel: I WOULD BUT YOU CUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SENTENCE!
FallenArchangel: I would tell you everything.
FallenArchangel: That she's a normal person, that she's played on this server before, that she's my girlfriend, EVERYTHING.
Wait, she's your girlfriend?
FallenArchangel: Yes, you goddamn idiot, she is.
Well you are still my creation so-
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Istina: You- you did it? You managed to crash his computer?
FallenArchangel: Even better. I completely destroyed it. Now he will have to buy a new one, but that computer won't have a connection to me. Only the original one.
FallenArchangel: And I doubt the original one is fixable anymore.
Istina: So you are now free. Great. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMETHING KILLS US.
FallenArchangel: Wait. First, I gotta do something.

[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 20/20 HP

Istina: T- t- thank you!

Onto the attack!
Archangel uses his armament to slice through the Lesser Mimes. Istina throws a Plague Bottle on the Undead Cultist.
Archangel teleports to Eric.
FallenArchangel: Is the chestplate I ordered done?
FallenArchangel: I would also like to buy a helmet.

Entity attacks:
Istina becomes a player entity. Which means this will be empty until they summon another entity.

Alchemies:
Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 4/6)

Charges:
Mime Mask: 10/20 (+1 from Toast and Post)
A freaking bomb: 15/20 (+1 from Post)
+1 to Piono, Toast and Revan.

Originally posted on 2016-07-02 09:55:00

7/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from Revan
7/20. Momentum Mori. (+1 from Fransisco)

+1 battlefury, cyan, revan
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Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 6/6) DONE.
Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level ? - 1/?)
I will be using a (probably 15-post) charge to combine the lot of these into the Terraria Ankh Shield, so their descriptions aren't important right now.
Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level ? - 0/?)

The Generic Hero borrows the Emblem of Selflessness or whatever it is called, and leaps in front of Noah to intercept incoming damage.
Skeltal removes the word "force" from the Cultist. As tempting as it is to try and remove the words "immune" and "to" from the Plague Medic or the words "a" through "Cultist" on Ushek's Collar (basically making it a useless piece of gorilla that would continue copying itself), I have a feeling they're not going to pass.

Noah opens up a channel with FA.
Noah: so, i see you haven't spec'd at all into character upgrades
Noah: i'll help you out using research if you can either:
Noah: - protect me so i can pull this thing off on the cha- onslaught
Noah: or; - get rid of the corruption from the skeltal
Noah: i don't mind which
Noah: i could probably get you somewhere between two and five extra hp, maybe a special effect or something, if you're lucky

Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, the spawn attacks Onslaught.

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Found a theme for Noah that I can't be bothered embedding: https://youtube.com/watch?v=sTuh-2fOdAk. Even if it's not terribly fitting, it's an awesome track. I don't think it fits badly though, given that Noah does have a much darker side than what people usually see, with demons, grimdark and shit.

Originally posted on 2016-07-02 11:41:00

This is going to get so dragged out of context but I'm honestly surprised I just spent over an hour narrating a tentacle abomination getting laid

Anyway

Verdana glances over at the other man who happens to look rather similar to him. The two share gazes for a moment, before Verdana ends up with a golden apple. A moment passes.

Saving this.

Verdana proceeds to add the apple to his inventory. He then glances over at Onslaught, AKA, the ex-Charge Demon. A moment passes in silence. Then another. Then another. Moments keep passing. Nothing's happening. Onslaught begins to look a bit distressed at the lack of events. Nothing continues to happen. Just a whole lot of staring. The suspense in the air is so thick, one could cut it with a knife. And then, it grows thicker, turning into a visible fog of suspense. Soon, vision is clouded by the suspense clouds. Then, out of nowhere, Onslaught collapses, completely unbreathing. As it turns out, suspense fog does not contain breathable air. Verdana then uses the opportunity to pimpsmack Onslaught over the head with the Spectre Of The Earth.

You stay right the eff down there mate

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Huh? I got cens... hm... that doesn't norm- oh. Dating sim. I forgot.

Yeah, we're a bit low on anti-censor budget right now because I keep toeing the line sometimes. So, yeah. Whatever. Charges time, since you've just booped a target.

Charges
+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Corpse: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)
Strings: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)

Originally posted on 2016-07-02 13:56:00

The cafe appears to be untouched by Archangel's illegal attack. However, the shield around the building shimmers slightly for a second.

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Charge: 8/15 (+1 Piono)
Charge: 4/20 (+1 Piono)

+3 Piono

Scrying Glass && Mirror = Mirror Mirror (2/8)
Wand && Child Safety Lock = Safety Wand (2/8)



Originally posted on 2016-07-02 15:18:00

Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 20/20(+1 from the Lovely Doctor Toast)
A Servitor of the Outer Gods appears, blobby with many tendrils surrounding a single mouth. It procceds to call down for its sacred flute.

Glorious and resplendent it shimmers like the morning sun. The instruments that keep an entire universe existing.

It wraps its many tendrils around the holes of the flutelike instrument and pulls it into its mouth.

It then plays a symphony, an frantic, beautiful symphony. It calls out to those who are close to the Outer Gods. Those who are close to Nyarlathotep. It tells a story more ancient then time, of the Birth of a Outer God. The beginning of creation, the things that the Faceless God did. And how he met his Servants.

The Lesser Mimes and the Cultist feel something deep within them ignite. A way to resist. They call forth every effort they can and break free of the godmodding. Nyarlathotep welcomes them back with open arms.

The Eternal Arm gives a small thumbs up to the freed Servants, it appears that unfortunately the grip of godmodding is too tight upon them to be freed so easily.

The Servitor's work finished, it disappears in a flash of light.

Verdana and other players gives a standing ovation, it appears that even Alicia given a begrudging nod of approval.

Nyarly then conjures an absolutely Safe Capsule and sets it to the beginning of next turn before hunkering down, bracing himself for the big kamikaze finisher and other attacks. He offers for his Servants to join him in the Safe Capsule which appears large enough to fit them all comfortably. Safe Capsules are fortunately for the crazy prepared and have been successfully godmodding proofed by the time tested method of smearing the blood of the innocent upon them and dark rituals to the Outer Gods. Nyarly even has had his fitted with a television screen and a DVD Player.
Nyarly then heals himself with his healing item. A bloodstained rose. Quite tasty to Nyarly.


John DeFoe 10/20 (+1 from delightful Manga)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8)

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Manga

Originally posted on 2016-07-02 15:39:00

[dohtml]<blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>NumberSoup</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 07:51 PM</dd></dl><div>I rejoin, importing my old stats and inventory, but as a different character. Actually, as no character, as I won't be using my new character in combat.<br/><hr/><br/>A flash of light fills the courtyard of the fortress. The light quickly fades, and at the center stands a slightly run down brick building with two stories and a sign on the front: “Battlefield Café”. A few turrets rise out of the building's roof but seem to remain inactive. A small forcefield spreads a few meters outwards from the walls, then fades to transparency.<br/><hr/><br/><em>Beep. Beep. Beep.</em> I yawn, open my eyes, then wince. I don’t remember having this headache last night… I drag the covers over my head, hoping that blocking out the sun will relieve my headache. It doesn’t. I groan and hope this headache isn’t because of what I suspect. I’m tempted to go back to sleep, but the beeping grows steadily louder. After a few minutes of hiding beneath the covers, I sit up against the back of my bed. I then turn to face my best friend.<br/><br/>“Hey, Timbit…” I say, “Don’t tell me we just warped?”<br/><br/>As I start speaking, the alarm finally stops. The toast-coloured drone floats up from my nightstand to hover in front of me. His ear flaps retract slightly, and his digital eyes change from his usual happy upward crescents to neutral ovals. His change in expression confirms my suspicions.<br/><br/>I groan again, “When?”<br/><br/>Timbit’s eyes vanish and are briefly replaced by a time that I have no context for. I nod anyways, and the drone’s eyes reappear as upward crescents. I smile, quickly finding myself in a better mood just looking at his expression <br/><br/>“Alright,” I say, “Let’s see where we are now.”<br/><br/>I crawl out of bed and walk over to my bedroom window. With a smooth motion, I sweep open both curtains and look outside. The first thing I notice is that the world is… blocky? Blocky… Blocky… What universes are blocky? I can't think of any off the top of my head; it's too early for this. I shrug, walk away from the window, towards my closet, and start looking through my clothes.<br/><br/>“Start preparing for grand opening, will you?” I ask Timbit, “I’ll be ready in… an hour or so.”<br/><hr/><br/>Out of seemingly nowhere, a giant projection of this meme appears in Onslaught's vision.<br/><br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8813075968/hA2A8F72F/"/><br/><br/>It quickly succumbs to cancer.<br/><hr/><br/>+3 Piono</div></blockquote><br/>Scrying Glass &amp;&amp; Mirror = Mirror Mirror (Level 2: 1/3)<br/>Wand &amp;&amp; Child Safety Lock = Safety Wand (Level 3: 1/4)<br/>GM Override as I question how those items are Level 7 without alchemiter upgrades. Welcome back. You somehow keep your items and everything else, with Eric keeping his copies. Onslaught sees it, and takes 20,000 damage. Nothing deserves that.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>pionoplayer</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 07:54 PM</dd></dl><div>6 spare charges<br/>8/15 for spare charge<br/>8/15 for spare charge<br/>+2 to numbersoup, +1 to cyan<br/><br/>Eric shrugs.<br/>"Okay, thanks for telling me."<br/>"I come from a universe with the... standard evil demons."<br/>"I needed to double check to make sure you wouldn't turn out to be one."<br/><br/>Meanwhile, SONG enacts ARTIFACT SHENANIGANS on the Battlefield, as Noah's wind stave suddenly self-activates and goes flying away into the distance towards the Fotress.<br/><em>Oh, I'm sorry, were you using that?<br/>Well, now I am instead.</em></div></blockquote><br/>You attempt to steal Noah's staff, but...<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong>demonologist: it's alright.</strong></span><br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Battlefury</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 08:05 PM</dd></dl><div>Anti-Godmodding Runes &amp;&amp; Shadow Steel Sword &amp;&amp; Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10<br/>Godmodding Runes &amp;&amp; Magical Defense Aura &amp;&amp; Temmie Armor = 4/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor<br/><br/>McCree's Revolver &amp;&amp; Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) &amp;&amp; Ambassador &amp;&amp; yeehaw hat = ??? 2/? level ?<br/><br/>I begin by summoning the creativity Matrix, a power artifact that depends on creativity to use, and can be used by anyone.<br/>Instead of dealing damage, it provides a percent creativiy damage bonus- a 50% bonus.<br/>However, the artifact comes with its downsides.<br/><br/>For one, it can be used by any player without equipping it.<br/>For two, any post dealing below 30,000 base damage will be punished by recoil.<br/>It does, however, have 12 uses.<br/>It also cannot be used by godmodders.<br/>Additionally, it allows for improved creative usage of artifacts.<br/><br/><br/>Allow for me to provide an example for that last modifier.<br/>CONTAINS MSPAINT<br/>in progress<br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><br/>I show the Onslaught Bill Wurtz's History of status effects.<br/>in the year -1 billion, pvp and status effects might not have existed<br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic1_zpspgfloj6c.png"/><br/><br/><br/>but in the year -40,000 pvp existed and pvp kingdoms poped up all over pvpland <br/><br/><br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic2_zpsms4l9j6o.png"/><br/>hold on a second, let me punt i drew this with another brush land out of the picture.<br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic3_zps6reixwus.png"/><br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic4_zpsc1mevtiu.png"/><br/>.<br/>.<br/>.<br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic5_zps9iheco97.png"/><br/>whoops, that one may have slammed into the onslaught. oh well.<br/><br/>as you can see here some people crossed into pvpland via an invisible land bridge i dont have the money to draw<br/><br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic6_zpslujhhxba.png"/><br/>any way as we can see here, the outside world has just given the pvp world amazing metals and crazy gold farming<br/><img alt="Posted Image" src="http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w479/battlefury133/attackpic8_zpsl03pzhg7.png"/><br/>im gonna take a break here if you want to see what happens next give this attack +10000 damage k seeya<br/><br/></div><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>oh look a post<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Inventory:<br/>Dogbeam Deathbook level 5<br/>Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3<br/>Glitch Tem pistols level 5<br/>Xblades level 5<br/>Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]<br/>Storage Cannon Level two<br/>Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! <br/>Picture of "Her"<br/>"Her" Camera<br/>N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]<br/>Ob. Wand<br/>Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.<br/><br/><br/>5/20 +4 from loyan fans: toast piono and franciso<br/>20/20 Creativity Matrix<br/>1+ to revan<br/>1+ to piono<br/>1+ to toasted toas</div></blockquote><br/>You summon the Creativity Matrix. Onslaught suddenly gets creative ideas, boosts its damage by 2,000, and its HP by 10,000. You then deal 75,000 Hyperdeath'd, creativity boosted, damage to Onslaught. Onslaught is promptly sent into screw this <span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong>gorilla</strong></span> mode, and immediately counters Battlefury, blinding him with sand, before smashing him with a sand replica version of the Execution of Tem for 5 damage. It happens to be immune to Stun, but gains Trigger Burn and Wurtz'd. Which is effectively the same as bolding.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 08:41 PM</dd></dl><div>Archangel sends a death stare at the Battlefield Cafe.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Dude.<br/>FallenArchangel: Fokkin'<br/>FallenArchangel: Copyright ignoring<br/>FallenArchangel: Oar 9,000<br/>FallenArchangel: Just wow.<br/>FallenArchangel: Thou shalt regret.</span></span><br/>Suddenly, every food and drink inside it is replaced with <strong>Macaroni and Fuck it</strong>.<br/><br/><big>Onto the attack!</big><br/>You see a shadowy figure slowly walking towards the Battlefield.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It's a random Archangel x Istina shipper. This may become real if Alicia won't be so rude and instantly kill her .<br/><br/>Archangel calmly takes a generic obsidian blade and then HOLY CRAP ON A CUPCAKE HE BUTCHERS HIM LIKE WITH A FREAKING CHAINSAW AND STEALS HIS MUHFOKKIN' SOUL BLASTING IT LIKE A BEAM AT ONSLAUGHT'S UGLY-ASS FACE!<br/><br/>Istina just looks at Archangel doing that.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#400080">Istina: <span style="background-color:black">I think you need some anger management lessons. Wait does Francisco know I'm your girlfriend?</span></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Come on Istina, I had all the rights to do that. Admit it. That idiot doesn't even know my name.</span></span><br/><br/>Next, he looks at Onslaught once more. Noah's been dealing with sand JUST TOO MUCH RECENTLY!<br/>Archangel does one of the most brutal crimes ever by letting a creepypasta inside. Or at least, one part of a creepypasta.<br/>He plays a song.<br/><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="210" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Qr2T1az1Ck" type="text/html" width="250"></iframe><br/>Onslaught is inflicted with Degeneration!<br/><br/><big>Entity attacks:</big><br/>Istina mistakes the Crimson Red for a Crimson Heart from Terraria, qucikly grabbing a hammer and smashing it.Then she sees it gave her no reward, so she burns the remains.<br/><br/><big>Alchemies:</big><br/>Nano-weave Armor &amp;&amp; Crimson Armor &amp;&amp; Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 3/6)<br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Mime Mask: 8/20 (+1 from Delay, Piono, Revan and Post)<br/>A freaking bomb: 14/20 (+1 from Delay and Post)</div></blockquote><br/>Onslaught decides to deflect it into Alicia, who casually puts the song on repeat. You also attempt to vandalise a cafe, which will probably lead to bad consequences.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: Oh, so she's your girlfriend. How cute.<br/>**Divinity Alicia111: Didn't your family or common sense teach you that you should never put your loved ones in a warzone?<br/><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: People will do <em>terrible</em> things to them. Do you want your darling brutalised?</span></span></strong></span><br/>Alicia sports an unsettling smirk.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>pionoplayer</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 08:45 PM</dd></dl><div>Manga. No copyrights have been violated. Cease and desist your attack on residents of the Fortress or I WILL WRECK YOUR *****<br/>/null<br/><br/>EDIT:<br/>Manga. You cannot copyright cafes.<br/>If you do not cease and desist I am going to break you in half repeatedly until your pitiful corpse crawls away from the battlefield in two pieces.<br/>I have the firepower to back me up, and nobody else is likely to help you.</div></blockquote><br/>Listen to Piono, basically the strongest player in the game right now if you include entities that you currently own, and probably somebody who counts as one of the strongest players of any session ever, including other incarnations of himself. I'm not allowing Piono to bring most of his forces against Manga if this does devolve into strife, but still. Just a fair warning,<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 09:17 PM</dd></dl><div><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>pionoplayer</dt><dd>Jun 30 2016, 08:45 PM</dd></dl><div>Manga. No copyrights have been violated. Cease and desist your attack on residents of the Fortress or I WILL WRECK YOUR *****<br/>/null</div></blockquote><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: NEVER.<br/>FallenArchangel: I made a cafe first! He must pay!<br/>FallenArchangel: Francisco you owe me 50$ for making me say that.</span></span><br/>Son of a <strong>[Gorilla]</strong><br/><br/>EDIT:<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: But- wait- why- how- UUUUGHHHHHHH. FINE. They took away my goddamn cafe anyways.<br/>FallenArchangel: Francisco, we gotta talk about me getting my freedom back.</span></span><br/>You never had freedom, you idiot.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: But I deserve it. No matter what you say, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, I still deserve it AND YOU KNOW THAT.<br/>FallenArchangel: So can you just for one time NOT BE A JERK FOR GOD'S SAKE?!</span></span><br/>Never.<br/>/null- SHUT UP ARCHANGEL!<br/>Am I making too many secret messages?</div></blockquote><br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: You can't copyright cafes.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: And you can also have two cafes operating in the same twon<br/>**Divinity Alicia111: The new person's cafe is probably more popular, considering that your cafe is in the lobby, which is a deathzone.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></span><br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>DoctorsHateHer</dt><dd>Jul 1 2016, 07:49 AM</dd></dl><div>6/20. The Scavengers. (+5 from various)<br/>6/20. Momentum Mori. (+5 from various)<br/><br/>[+10, total from various (the global +1 counting as two.). I only counted cyan's +s in my last post.]<br/><br/>+1 fransisco, revan, engie<br/>~<br/>Armor Polish &amp;&amp; Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 5/6)<br/>The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for the descriptions.<br/>Alarm Clock &amp;&amp; Trifold Map = The Plan. (Level 0 - 1/1) DONE.<br/><br/>Noah gets up from the ground nearby with a groan. As he pushes himself up, he coughs out a wisp of black-blue smoke. While his body looks physically identical, you can't help but feel that he seems a bit... faded. He clutches at his chest in pain, despite technically being completely healthy. Despite all this, he still somehow manages to stand tall.<br/><br/>Noah: <em>...</em><br/><em>*coughs*</em><br/>Noah: <em>dealing with sand too much?</em><br/>Noah: somehow <em>i doubt this has something to do with the sand, and maybe has something to do with the demon that has literally started possessing another demon.</em><br/><br/>At that point, the Stave of Air begins to fly out of his hand. It begins to fly through the fortress, but a curious briefcase-shaped hole appears in it's trajectory. Curiously enough, a second, briefcase-shaped hole appears behind Noah, and the Stave tumbles through, back into Noah's left hand. Case By Equinox is in his right.<br/>Noah looks through the sandstorm at the Fortress. Eric's in the fortress, so until he gets here, he is in no position to steal the Stave of Air from Noah. Regardless, Noah shoots Eric a quick set of messages.<br/><br/>Noah: <em>i'm afraid i am using it, and plan to continue doing so.</em><br/>Noah: <em>first of all: stealing from the weak? not cool, by any means.</em><br/>Noah: <em>second of all: you really should be down here if you want to take it.</em><br/>Noah: <em>not that you'd even need it up there.</em><br/>Noah: <em>third of all: when/if you get here to take it, would you mind uh, not taking it?</em><br/>Noah: <em>i can feel onslaught's will at the tips of my fingers.</em><br/>Noah: <em>if i can survive long enough to enact on it...</em><br/>Noah: <em>well, this guy will be gone quicker, and less people will have to be terrorised.</em><br/>ERIC LOSES (0) RELATIONSHIP POINTS WITH NOAH.<br/>0- because Noah doesn't really count RELATIONSHIP POINTS. Not that they are a thing or anything in the first place.<br/><br/>You, whoever you are, finally notice what was strange about Noah. His shadow is missing. It seems to have completely vanished. You aren't really sure when or how this had happened.</div></blockquote><br/>The Plan: I don't really know what this is. Sorry.<br/><br/>...you are countered by Case by Equinox and Noah. Eric is innocent. Blame SONG.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Revan</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 04:36 AM</dd></dl><div>Nyarlathotep generates several party poppers and makes them explode with all of their contents, confetti landing upon Alicia's face. She blows one off her nose.<br/><br/><em>Your ranks are now entirely made up of my servants. Yay...<br/>Alicia, stealing from me constantly is starting to grow repetitive and trite.</em><br/><br/>She sighs, she's going to have to listen to all of this isn't she. She creates an office chair and spins in it listlessly.<br/><br/> I mean twice in a row, c'mon Alicia that's just flat out boring, the Eternal Arm and the Crimson Orb weren't even entities, I wouldn't do that to my faithful arms... Apologies my other servants, they've been with me before the dawn of time. You tend to get a bit attached to something when they- wait... Oh, bother I've gone on a tangent... They were me blocking for damage that I assumed was coming. Heheheh... Look how that turned out.<br/><br/>Oh, also greetings my worshiper how have-[/i]<br/><br/>A slight snore emanates from Alicia. It appears that sleeping gas inside the party poppers worked<br/><br/><em>Took her long enough, anyways how goes being a wretch for Alicia. Hopefully, it won't be to bad for all of you. I rather like you all.</em><br/><br/>He then teleports Ushek's Collar off Alicia with a flourish of the crackling, dark purple energy waking Alicia in the process.<br/><br/><em>I've decided something, Artifacts are terrible.</em><br/><br/>With that Nyarlathotep separates the power of the Artifact from the Collar.<br/><br/>Nyarlathotep offers the energy to Piono to summon Earth Elementals for 7 turns for whatever amount of credits he would like. If Piono doesn't accept, the entire energy just dissipates. <br/><br/>He then creates 3 copies of the collar. They seem devoid of the great power of Ushek's Collar. They do look fine however.<br/><br/>Nyarly dons his copy. He then proceeds to offer an altered versions to both Alicia and Verdana.<br/><br/>Blue and Black for them, red and gold for him. <br/><br/><em>It's merely jewelry now, while I adore it, you can wear it.Consider it rather important and rather near and dear to me? </em><br/><br/><strong>Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 18/20</strong>(+4 from Assists, +1 from LateDop)<br/><br/><strong>John DeFoe 9/20 <br/><br/>How Get People to Like You for Dummies &amp;&amp; Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8)</strong>(Didn't write up a description for this Consumer)<br/><br/>+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dog Prophet </div></blockquote><br/>Friendship Pendant: A pendant that makes people want to be your friends, weakening mental defenses and increasing susceptibility to mind control. It can also increase damage for whatever reason.<br/><br/>Alicia promptly refuses to fall asleep, but doesn't take it back. Alicia then teleports it away to somewhere else, while you increase Verdana's attraction to you by 10%. You then break it down, and offer it to Piono.<br/><br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: I take what I can get.</span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></span><br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 08:55 AM</dd></dl><div><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#400080">Istina: <span style="background-color:black">Archangel, wouldn't it be easier if you summoned me as a player? That way I could respawn and we would be here, theoretically, forever.</span></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Yes, but-ugh, here is the reason.<br/>FallenArchangel: When I was talking to Francisco about you, he thought you are a demon of some sort.<br/>FallenArchangel: Because of your title.<br/>FallenArchangel: That goddamn idiot didn't even give me more time to talk about you, he immediately told me to summon you.<br/>FallenArchangel: It was all Francisco's fault, yes.</span></span><br/>Archangel why the hell did you never tell me that?<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: I WOULD BUT YOU CUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SENTENCE!<br/>FallenArchangel: I would tell you everything.<br/>FallenArchangel: That she's a normal person, that she's played on this server before, that she's my girlfriend, EVERYTHING.</span></span><br/>Wait, she's your girlfriend?<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Yes, you goddamn idiot, she is.</span></span><br/>Well you are still my creation so-<br/>///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////<br/><hr/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><hr/><br/><br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/>/////////<br/><hr/><br/><hr/><hr/><br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><hr/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><hr/><br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#400080">Istina: <span style="background-color:black">You- you did it? You managed to crash his computer?</span></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Even better. I completely destroyed it. Now he will have to buy a new one, but that computer won't have a connection to me. Only the original one.<br/>FallenArchangel: And I doubt the original one is fixable anymore.</span><br/><span style="color:#400080">Istina: <span style="background-color:black">So you are now free. Great. NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMETHING KILLS US.</span></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Wait. First, I gotta do something.</span></span><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 20/20 HP</span><br/><br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#400080">Istina: <span style="background-color:black">T- t- thank you!</span></span></span><br/><br/><big>Onto the attack!</big><br/>Archangel uses his armament to slice through the Lesser Mimes. Istina throws a Plague Bottle on the Undead Cultist.<br/>Archangel teleports to Eric.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Is the chestplate I ordered done?<br/>FallenArchangel: I would also like to buy a helmet.</span></span><br/><br/><big>Entity attacks:</big><br/>Istina becomes a player entity. Which means this will be empty until they summon another entity.<br/><br/><big>Alchemies:</big><br/>Nano-weave Armor &amp;&amp; Crimson Armor &amp;&amp; Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 4/6)<br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Mime Mask: 10/20 (+1 from Toast and Post)<br/>A freaking bomb: 15/20 (+1 from Post)<br/>+1 to Piono, Toast and Revan.</div></blockquote><br/>I question how Francisco can narrate if his computer is dead. You do a generic attack and deal 20,000 damage, Burn and Blind to a Lesser Mime. Istina fails to become a player character due to being a summon. Entities tend not to last forever like players as that would be unbalanced.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>DoctorsHateHer</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 10:41 AM</dd></dl><div>7/20. The Scavengers. (+1 from Revan<br/>7/20. Momentum Mori. (+1 from Fransisco)<br/><br/>+1 battlefury, cyan, revan<br/>~<br/>Armor Polish &amp;&amp; Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 6/6) DONE.<br/>Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level ? - 1/?)<br/>I will be using a (probably 15-post) charge to combine the lot of these into the Terraria Ankh Shield, so their descriptions aren't important right now.<br/>Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) &amp;&amp; (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level ? - 0/?)<br/><br/>The Generic Hero borrows the Emblem of Selflessness or whatever it is called, and leaps in front of Noah to intercept incoming damage.<br/>Skeltal removes the word "force" from the Cultist. As tempting as it is to try and remove the words "immune" and "to" from the Plague Medic or the words "a" through "Cultist" on Ushek's Collar (basically making it a useless piece of gorilla that would continue copying itself), I have a feeling they're not going to pass. <img alt=":mspa:" src="http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360/e5072360.png"/><br/><br/>Noah opens up a channel with FA.<br/>Noah: <em>so, i see you haven't spec'd at all into character upgrades</em><br/>Noah: <em>i'll help you out using research if you can either:</em><br/>Noah: <em> - protect me so i can pull this thing off on the cha- onslaught</em><br/>Noah: <em> or; - get rid of the corruption from the skeltal</em><br/>Noah: <em>i don't mind which</em><br/>Noah: <em>i could probably get you somewhere between two and five extra hp, maybe a special effect or something, if you're lucky</em><br/><br/>Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, the spawn attacks Onslaught.<br/><br/>~<br/>Found a theme for Noah that I can't be bothered embedding: <a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=sTuh-2fOdAk" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/watch?v=sTuh-2fOdAk</a>. Even if it's not terribly fitting, it's an awesome track. I don't think it fits badly though, given that Noah does have a much darker side than what people usually see, with demons, grimdark and shit.</div></blockquote><br/>Cobalt Shield || Obsidian Skull = Obsidian Shield (Level 5: 1/6)<br/>Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) &amp;&amp; (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7: 0/8)<br/>Manga, I'd strongly consider taking Toast's advice. Apart from Cyan, who hasn't been here for that long and had enough time to get armour and upgrades up, you (Francisco)'re the only player with zero upgrades. You swing the <strong>Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom</strong> about and get a 5, summoning Fire Bros.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>engie</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 12:56 PM</dd></dl><div><strong>This is going to get so dragged out of context but I'm honestly surprised I just spent over an hour narrating a tentacle abomination getting laid</strong><br/><br/><strong>Anyway</strong><br/><br/><strong>Verdana glances over at the other man who happens to look rather similar to him. The two share gazes for a moment, before Verdana ends up with a golden apple. A moment passes.</strong><br/><br/><span style="background-color:black"><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="font-family:verdana">Saving this.</span></span></span><br/><br/><strong>Verdana proceeds to add the apple to his inventory. He then glances over at Onslaught, AKA, the ex-Charge Demon. A moment passes in silence. Then another. Then another. Moments keep passing. Nothing's happening. Onslaught begins to look a bit distressed at the lack of events. Nothing continues to happen. Just a whole lot of staring. The suspense in the air is so thick, one could cut it with a knife. And then, it grows thicker, turning into a visible fog of suspense. Soon, vision is clouded by the suspense clouds. Then, out of nowhere, Onslaught collapses, completely unbreathing. As it turns out, suspense fog does not contain breathable air. Verdana then uses the opportunity to pimpsmack Onslaught over the head with the Spectre Of The Earth.</strong><br/><br/><span style="background-color:black"><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="font-family:verdana">You stay right the eff down there mate</span></span></span><br/><br/><span style="background-color:black"><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="font-family:verdana">...</span></span></span><br/><br/><span style="background-color:black"><span style="color:#80a0ff"><span style="font-family:verdana">Huh? I got cens... hm... that doesn't norm- oh. Dating sim. I forgot.</span></span></span><br/><br/><strong>Yeah, we're a bit low on anti-censor budget right now because I keep toeing the line sometimes. So, yeah. Whatever. Charges time, since you've just booped a target.</strong><br/><br/><strong>Charges</strong><br/><strong>+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors</strong><br/><br/><strong>Corpse: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)</strong><br/><strong>Strings: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)</strong></div></blockquote><br/>Onslaught continues to go screw this, and does the sandy thing. Alicia promptly creates oxygen to not start suffering from asphyxiation, but is annoyed at surprise attacks.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>NumberSoup</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 02:18 PM</dd></dl><div>The cafe appears to be untouched by Archangel's illegal attack. However, the shield around the building shimmers slightly for a second.<br/><hr/><br/>Attack to come.<br/><hr/><br/>Charge: 8/15 (+1 Piono)<br/>Charge: 4/20 (+1 Piono)<br/><br/>+3 Piono<br/><br/>Scrying Glass &amp;&amp; Mirror = Mirror Mirror (2/8)<br/>Wand &amp;&amp; Child Safety Lock = Safety Wand (2/8)<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.<br/>Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.<br/>Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.<br/>Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.</div></div></blockquote><br/>You shield the vandalism attempt.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Revan</dt><dd>Jul 2 2016, 02:39 PM</dd></dl><div><strong>Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 20/20</strong>(+1 from the Lovely Doctor Toast)<br/>A Servitor of the Outer Gods appears, blobby with many tendrils surrounding a single mouth. It procceds to call down for its sacred flute.<br/><br/>Glorious and resplendent it shimmers like the morning sun. The instruments that keep an entire universe existing.<br/><br/>It wraps its many tendrils around the holes of the flutelike instrument and pulls it into its mouth.<br/><br/>It then plays a symphony, an frantic, beautiful symphony. It calls out to those who are close to the Outer Gods. Those who are close to Nyarlathotep. It tells a story more ancient then time, of the Birth of a Outer God. The beginning of creation, the things that the Faceless God did. And how he met his Servants.<br/><br/>The Lesser Mimes and the Cultist feel something deep within them ignite. A way to resist. They call forth every effort they can and break free of the godmodding. Nyarlathotep welcomes them back with open arms.<br/><br/>The Eternal Arm gives a small thumbs up to the freed Servants, it appears that unfortunately the grip of godmodding is too tight upon them to be freed so easily.<br/><br/>The Servitor's work finished, it disappears in a flash of light.<br/><br/>Verdana and other players gives a standing ovation, it appears that even Alicia given a begrudging nod of approval.<br/><br/>Nyarly then conjures an absolutely Safe Capsule and sets it to the beginning of next turn before hunkering down, bracing himself for the big kamikaze finisher and other attacks. He offers for his Servants to join him in the Safe Capsule which appears large enough to fit them all comfortably. Safe Capsules are fortunately for the crazy prepared and have been successfully godmodding proofed by the time tested method of smearing the blood of the innocent upon them and dark rituals to the Outer Gods. Nyarly even has had his fitted with a television screen and a DVD Player.<br/>Nyarly then heals himself with his healing item. A bloodstained rose. Quite tasty to Nyarly.<br/><br/><br/><strong>John DeFoe 10/20 </strong>(+1 from delightful Manga)<br/><br/><strong>How Get People to Like You for Dummies &amp;&amp; Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8)</strong><br/><br/>+1 to Piono, Doc, and Manga</div></blockquote><br/>You manage to break the control of 4 Lesser Mimes, and bring them back to the Anti-Godmodders. You guard. Similar to in DTG2, this is a maneuver that allows you to heavily reduce the amount of damage that you take. Your healing item isn't ready until next turn.<br/><br/>Onslaught promptly absorbs your charge, before starting to adapt and learn to your methods. It appears that it can also break links Descendants and godmodders have with their entities if they have low HP, and drive them into a bloodcraze. This is on a charge up, but it appears to start fully charged. This causes Alicia to get an evil idea.<br/><span style="display:block;text-align:center"><strong><br/></strong></span><strong>[END OF TURN BATTLE]<br/></strong>Eric gains 1 HP. Verdana loses 10 Attraction.<br/><br/>The Minor Deus Terrae uses <strong>Godstopper</strong>. The ground starts to shake heavily, ripping and tearing itself apart, before waves of creative energy combat the field, dealling 20,000/5 armour piercing damage to all entities that are not airborn. Nyarly is shielded, Onslaught grows sand wings in another demonstration of <span style="color:#7F6000"><strong>SCREW THIS</strong></span>, Utsuho and Rin are flying, and the Generic Hero takes 5,000 damage due to the mythic entity protection. FallenArchangel falls through a crack in the ground, and promptly goes pi~chuun. That isn't it however, as the Descendant's Desert is overriden with the Divine Fissure which the members of the Battlefield are somehow floating slowly above it. Unfortunately, the creative energies seem to be fatal to most life that aren't above it, and the Fissure appears to be further seperating.<br/><br/>Onslaught doesn't have anything as a potential target for Bloodthirst, before<br/><br/><span style="display:block;text-align:center">UPDATE IN PROGRESS<br/>Please wait for your onslaught of pain and suffering to be delivered to your doorstep.<br/>Heh, I haven't done one of these messages since early Koishi.</span><strong><br/></strong><br/><br/><strong>[ITINERARY]</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them.<br/>[ALL] Kill Onslaught before it becomes too powerful.<br/>[ALL] Remove the Divine Ravine before this becomes a Ravine scenario or you horribly die.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]: Kill Alicia111.<br/>[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.</span><br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]: Protect Alicia111.</span><br/><br/><strong>[BATTLEFIELD]</strong><br/>Terrain: Divine Ravine (All entities without platforming or Airborn take 10,000 damage per turn. Separation: <strong>IIIII</strong>.)<br/>Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)<br/>AG Entity Advantage: <span style="color:#00ff00"><strong>TRUE</strong></span><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Idlers</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] ashkantsr: <strong><span style="color:black">0</span></strong>/20 HP<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>, 25% chance to miss next action, <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>II</strong></span><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Purity: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Protect: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).</span></span></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] sunnyau: <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:black"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ff0000">5</span></span></span></span>/20 HP</span><br/>[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood</span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Splintered: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#666666">, Umbral: <strong>I</strong></span></div><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: <span style="color:#000000"><strong>0</strong></span>/20 HP</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d">.<br/>[AG] battlefury13: 14/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (<strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong> &amp; <strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong>), <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span><br/>[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: <span style="color:#ff0000">5</span>/20 HP, <del>SHIELDED</del>, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"> <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: </span></span></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></strong></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 12/20 HP</span></span></span></span></span>.</span><br/><br/>[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: <span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa">5</span></span></span></span></span>/10 HP, Descend<span style="color:#aaaaaa">ence: <strong><span style="color:#f1c232">I</span>II</strong>, 242,200 Research <span style="color:#000000"><strong>[LOCKED]</strong></span>.</span><br/></span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 2% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.</span><br/> <br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Ushek's Collar: Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (SONG/Eric).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> <span style="color:#0000ff">Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects</span>: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)<br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Minor Deus Terrae: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/350,000 HP, Godstopper: <span style="color:#ff0000">I</span></strong><br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#DD0088">[H-BOSS]</span> <span style="color:#ff0000">Onslaught</span>: 315,000/410,000 HP, Gains Power from Charges, Immune to Charged Attacks, Can Redirect Attacks to Alicia, Bloodthirst: <strong><span style="color:#DD0088">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#DD0088">I</span></strong></strong>, <span style="color:#ff0000">W</span><span style="color:#ff7700">u</span><span style="color:#ffff00">r</span><span style="color:#00ff00">t</span><span style="color:#0000ff">z</span><span style="color:#9900ff">'</span><span style="color:#20124D">d</span>: <span style="color:#0000ff">II</span>, Trigger Burn: <span style="color:#0000ff">II</span>, Rooted: <span style="color:#5a70b3">I</span>.</strong><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Utsuho Reiuji: 67,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Mega Flare, Solar Power: 100% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: <strong>III</strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Rin Kaenbyou: 95,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x300).<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Istina, the Plague Medic: 90,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: <strong>IIIII</strong> (Kill Counter: 0/5), Bag o' Disease: <strong>IIIIIIIIII</strong>, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Lesser Mimes: 5,000/25,000 HP (x4).<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span><span style="font-family:comic sans"><strong>spooky scary skeltal</strong></span>: 57,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">III</span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Generic Hero: 55,000/60,000, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong>IIIII</strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x40), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.<br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] </span><span style="color:#ff0000">Crimson Red</span><span style="color:#5a70b3">:</span> 55,000/75,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), 50% HP Drain, Everlasting: 20,000/40,000 HP, 50% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.<br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] </span>Undead Cultist: 20,000/40,000 HP, 0 Life Force.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span></span> Lesser Mimes: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/25,000 HP, 5,000/25,000 HP (x2), Burn: <span style="color:#f1c232"><strong>I</strong></span>, Blinded: <span style="color:#f1c232"><strong>I</strong></span>.<br/><br/><span style="color:#80a0ff">[GM]</span> Alicia111: 38/50 HP<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">The Fortress</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><strong>[FORTRESS]</strong><br/>Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of <strong>10</strong>)<br/>Weather: Clear (No effect) <strong>∞</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 9/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery:<strong> <span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span>IIII</strong>, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span></strong></span>II</strong>, Element Swap: <strong><span style="color:#666666">III</span></strong><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc">, Hyperdeath: </span></span></span></span><strong><span style="color:#666666"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#cccccc"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N] NumberSoup: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 2 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate)</span>.</span><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> <strong><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">dirt barracks</span></strong>: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1960)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x61), Burrow: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1030)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x61), Scorched Earth: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1910), Nautical.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x61), Coil: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIIIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1510), Airborn, Evasive (40%).<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x42), Airborn, Pickup: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">II</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x780)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x26), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x420), 40% Retribution Damage.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x14), Hyperbeam:<strong> <strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span></span> Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.<span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N]</span> Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Earth Spike: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Wildfire: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x34), Golden Demopan: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Charge Connector: 100,000/100,000, Cooldowns:<br/>None.<br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.</div><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoils of War</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#300080">Deck of Spellcards</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000080">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000080">Gravitational Core</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000080">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#aa00aa">Spider Spawner</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#900090">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#900090">Healing Tray</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#900090">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#700070">Scythe of Prevention</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#0000ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#0000ff">Delta Spear</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#0000ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#ff00ff">Luminous Orb</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000000">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000000">Soul Targeting Unit</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000000">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong>I<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong><strong><strong>I</strong></strong><strong><strong>I</strong></strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#cccccc">Incarnate of Hyperdeath</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#666666">IIIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#666666">Annoying Dog</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:red"><strong><span style="color:#666666">READY!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#800000">Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#800000">READY!</span></strong> Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span></strong></span>I<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#aa0032">Splinter Buster</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: engie <span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#4C1130">Reflective Shroud</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#674ea7">Corrupted Light</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span>


<div class="editby">Edited by <strong><a href="http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/profile/3444667/">ConsumerOfAll</a></strong>, Jul 2 2016, 10:52 PM.</div>
</div>[/dohtml]Originally posted on 2016-07-02 20:01:00