10/16 Underpowered. (+1 from battlef, +1 from revan)
2/10 Welp, that's one way to die.
+1 to battlefury, revan, piono
~
Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level ? - 2/?)
The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that.
Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level ? - 2/?)

I don't think you did add the 19k research to my total.

Noah creates an animation of Minor Deus Terrae getting dunked on by him, and plays it through the newly christened Earth Elemental.

THEN HOLY SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE THE MOUNTAIN GOD IS DISTRACTED NOAH COMES UP AND IS ALL LIKE 'WHO'S CHIPS ARE THESE ANYWAY?" MINOR DEUS TERRAE IS LIKE 'WTF I DIDN'T ORDER CHIPS!' NOAH IS LIKE 'WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE THESE ARE ON ME."

"SPECIAL DELIVERY!"

A Universe-Eater-sized serving of intergalactic fries falls out of the briefcase Noah was dunking it with.

Originally posted on 2016-06-26 23:06:00

Archangel teleports to Noah.
FallenArchangel: Can you do me a favor?
FallenArchangel: Use the Spooky Scary Skeltal to remove "1" from the Terror Iron Golem's "10/10 HP", "Pain" from Revan's "Increasing Pain" and "I" and "(I)" from my "Copycat" and "Copied Abilities".
FallenArchangel: Please.
FallenArchangel: Thanks.

He uses his Armament to cut through the Terror Witches. Then through Verdana. Especially Verdana.
He also attempts using his attack in the last post that failed due to Nullpost Problems.

And then, time stops.
Verdana finds himself in a small village. A real life village. Usual terrain. Large hills, a small forest at the north, people riding sheep...
Verdana's GPS/Minimap/Whatever he uses to navigate shows him that he is in Bosnia and Herzegovina. Next to himself he finds a small note.
Welcome to muhfokkin' Čečava City. Enjoy your stay. Your spawnpoint is set here, so don't try killing yourself.
-FA

Alchemies:
Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = ??? 1/?

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 16/20 (+0 from Complicated Complications, +1 from Noah)
A freaking bomb: 9/20 (+0 from Complicated Complications)
+3 to Noah

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 12:18:00

Nyarly stares at his near Corrupted Servants, he seems irate by the loss them. He collects himself and begins with
Friends, it appears our time draws short, take as many of them as you can with you before making sure corruption doesn't set in.

He then offers his time to Verdana.

Oh and Alicia, I have no quarrel with you. I'm helping the AGs out because they need it, without a healthy set of AGs what's the fun in joining these shindigs. You seem perfect okay by my standards. Hopefully, if some AGs come along, I can cease my attacks and we can all be chums.

Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 5/20 (+1 from Doc)

John DeFoe 4/20 (+1 from Battlefury)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 6/8)

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Franco
Dear Eric, may I ask for your breastplate?

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 16:42:00

As a note consumer, I don't think that artifacts should have your creative output, that's a HUGE damper on power fairly frequently, and makes artifacts fairly useless.
@Toast: nuuuuuuuuu I wanted that artifact! Meeeeeeeeerp. You too revan, that was the only artifact aside from the staff that I was actually interested in. The others just have sort of lame bonus offensive powers, and I like being obscenely difficult to kill.
Engie gains 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms, 4K base attack, as always.
I duplicatinate revan a chestplate. He now has another +1 armor.
6 spare charges
17/20 for charge stacker
17/20 for charge stringer
+1 to francisco, engie and revan

Eric just sort of looks around.
"You know what? Screw it, I'm out for right now."
"Gale, we aren't trapped anymore, I figure we should let everyone else clean up this mess until it becomes pertinent to us again."



Originally posted on 2016-06-27 17:39:00

Wait, Doctors is actually Toast?
Lol.
Also, Consumer, that is what happens when your Egypt knowledge turns against you.

Onto the attack!
Archangel prepares a small ritual ground:
1. He creates a circle six pillars made out of black granite.
2. He draws a circle using a chalk made out of gold dust and redstone.
3. He builds an obsidian altar, and a lectern next to it.
4. He places an ancient tome on the lectern.
5. He takes a Terror Witch and splashes it with a Plague Bottle.
6. He waits for the next turn.

He teleports to Eric.
FallenArchangel: Can I haz chestplate?
FallenArchangel: I think it costs three charges, if I did the maths right.
FallenArchangel: Don't use the ones I'll give you, those go for the Charge Stacker/Stringer.

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 19/20 (+1 from Revan, Piono and post)
A freaking bomb: 10/20 (+1 from post)
+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 18:45:00

[dohtml]<blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>DoctorsHateHer</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 05:27 PM</dd></dl><div>@engie: Okay as funny as turning a character into a dating simulator is, I'm fairly sure you need a way to die.<br/>...<br/>Heh.<br/><br/>7/16 Underpowered. (+1 from revan)<br/>1/10 Welp, that's one way to die.<br/>+1 to revan, engie, fransisco<br/>~<br/>Armor Polish &amp;&amp; Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level ? - 1/?)<br/>The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that. The Ankh Shield will eventually give me immunity to common debuffs.<br/>Bandage &amp;&amp; Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level ? - 1/?)<br/>Here is the second.<br/>~<br/><br/>The Charge Demon gains 20-points of charge from Lucid, before continuing to tear into Minor Deus Terrae.<br/>The Generic Hero generically slashes Minor Deus Terrae.<br/>The spooky scary skeltal holds onto it's words.<br/><br/><del>Since I have an attack to prepare on TCF before crystal returns, I'll try to have one complex attack, and one less so.</del><br/><br/>Okay it's quite clear that isn't going to happen.<br/><br/>Noah buys a $3.99 HEALTH BOOST microtransaction via the DTG:p2w app. He immediately eats it, regardless of what form it takes.</div></blockquote><br/>Armor Polish &amp;&amp; Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5: 1/6)<br/>Bandage &amp;&amp; Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level 3 - 1/4)<br/><br/>He does indeed have a way to die. This is also the first round Engie has missed. Ever. You heal yourself for 3 HP.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Revan</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 07:02 PM</dd></dl><div>Nyarly coughs awkwardly<br/><br/><em>I meant to do that.</em><br/><br/>He then snatches the Lance of the Sea.<br/><br/><strong>Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 3/20 (+2 from Doc)<br/><br/>John DeFoe 2/20 (+1 from Franc)<br/><br/>How Get People to Like You for Dummies &amp;&amp; Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 5/8)</strong><br/><br/>+1 to Piono, Toast, and Battlefury<br/></div></blockquote><br/>Alicia rolls her eyes. You then claim the Lance of the Sea.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Battlefury</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 10:03 PM</dd></dl><div>For my artifact, i grab the Sword of flame<br/><br/>The odds of this actually getting counted as the 999th post are a million to one. <br/><br/>/artifactpost</div></blockquote><br/>By supposedly making my life easier, you have screwed yourself over due to the fact that I null both double posts, except for n00bs. As a mercy, I only null this one.<br/><br/>We had a vote on whether Battlefury should get the 1000th post due to double post and post cheesing. We went from Crystal (yes, crystalcat, GM of DTG Terraria and the universally cognizant) winning to somebody voting for me, and by proxy, Alicia, to voting for Modpack and finally to Toast.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Battlefury</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 10:04 PM</dd></dl><div>Godmodding Runes &amp;&amp; Magical Defense Aura &amp;&amp; Temmie Armor = 2/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T<br/>Anti-Godmodding Runes &amp;&amp; Shadow Steel Sword &amp;&amp; Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10<br/><br/>As stated in the above artifact post, which is also a /null totaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly designed to make consumer's life "easier " (its actually two dogs, a piece of toast, and a pyramid scheme), i swipe the sword of flame.<br/><br/>I suddenly decide that quite frankly, the iron golem could use to have a few less hitpoints. Say, 10? That sounds about right. I proceed to use the power of the 999th post and the attempted theif of the 1000th post to empower it. By empower, i mean his body is suddenly hotter than 4000 degrees, easily melting him. He is converted into iron ingots, which i craft into Iron Tnt. I then explode it, erasing him from existance.<br/><br/>He then comes back into existance on the grounds that that attack sucked and was obviously lazily made.<br/><br/>Then, 1000 katanas fall on the Iron golem, dividing it into pi pieces. Pi sounds like pie. Thus, Pi-flavored pie. Somebody mistakes it for pie-flavored pie, causing 3.14 small pies to fly out. What flavor are those pies? Why, bacon and cheese, of course. They smash into the iron golem, causing him to want to be bacon. But he cannot into bacon. Or cheese. This depresses him. I proceed to offer to end his life, and allow him to go to the bacon and cheese heavens. <br/><br/>Continuing this attack, is, of course, the nullpost from earlier. Two dogs and a piece of toast trick him into investing such things as a soul and all his money in the pyramid scheme. Said soul is promptly sold to a demon, who accidentally implodes it, damaging him via souldamage. He, meanwhile waits for the excepted reward for his investment: The 1000th post. But it then revealed that they cannot hand that out- it has already been taken by a piece of toasted toast. Probably. Since consumer isn't gonna count that nullpost i'd bet.<br/><br/>He proceeds to have a mental breakdown, because he invested all his money in that pryamid scheme in an effort to use the 1000th post to support his family, and his family is now without money and unsupported. I then proceed to spam mindcrush again and again, fragmenting his mind into millions of pieces. I then proceed to teleport a massive amounts of chaos scales into his mindscape, which proceeds to explode his mind, fragmenting him further, before a final mindcrush wipes his mind from existance.<br/><br/> I then proceed to dropkick him with a spongebob, because my language is now lolcats. Said spongebob proceeds to replicate, and dodges a copyright cannon shot, which instead hits the iron golem. This copyrights him, causing himt o become the repeat target of copyright shootings.<br/><br/><br/>CHARGES EXPENDED<br/>Dogfort 20/20 <br/>dogfort again 20/20 1+ from franciso<br/>i proceed to summon the DOGFORT in the FORTRESS.<br/><br/>BECAUSE IT NEEDS MORE POWER DUH. It's not like it's FUCKING INVINCIBLE as is.<br/>Right?<br/>Anyone?<br/><br/>Dogfort 250,000/250,000 HP. Empowerment ||||, Desperate Defense ||||||<br/>Passives:<br/>Protection. Functions as a core for all builds not created by Piono, and projects a 10000 HP shield onto all buildings.<br/>Area. This is obvious-it's an area.<br/>Embassy. Grants all embassy's 2 defense turrets and 2 alchemy turrets. All fortress aggressors take criticals, are stunned by each attack, and take DoT. Turrets respawn.<br/>Doggify. Every attack inside the fortress by fortress forces inflicts a stack of mark of dog per 20k damage.<br/>Attacks: Empowerment: Allows for two stacks of archons to crit upon attacking this round. Can effect battlefield Archons.<br/>Desperate Defense: 30% damage reduction for two targets and two turns, along with healing. Can only be used below 125,000 <br/>Inside the Dogfort:<br/>Dog Turret x4 10,000: Inflicts mark of dog. Can attack outside the dogfort.<br/>Normal turret x2 10,000. Generic. <br/>Protection Beacon; 50,000. Grants Protection passive.<br/>Embassy of Dog. 80,000. Grants Embassy.<br/>Beacon of Dog. 40,000 hp. Grants doggify.<br/>Empowerment Crystal. 40,000 HP. Grants Empowerment.<br/>Dog Barracks. Creates 20 Dogs. (10 HP, 20 ATK) 6000 Hp.<br/>Dog Residue Mess. Creates 1 Dogi each turn. (500 HP, 750 ATK, Special: Doggify. Inflicts two marks of dog). 10000 HP<br/>Dogfort Keep: 100,000. Destroying this implodes the dogfort.<br/>The dogfort functions as a core for all of the buildings inside the Dogfort.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Inventory:<br/>Dogbeam Deathbook level 5<br/>Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3<br/>Glitch Tem pistols level 5<br/>Xblades level 5<br/>Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]<br/>Storage Cannon Level two<br/>Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! <br/>Picture of "Her"<br/>"Her" Camera<br/>N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]<br/>Ob. Wand<br/>Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield<br/><br/>Dogfort 20/20 <br/>dogfort again 20/20 1+ from franciso<br/>1+ to revan<br/>1+ to piono<br/>1+ to toasted toas<br/></div></blockquote><br/>Due to post pushing/cheesing, as we voted on in #DTG, Toast wins the 1000th post, even though he only got the 1000th reply. Hopefully, we won't have to do any voting next milestone.<br/><br/>Anyway, you did actually get the 1000th post, you preform a bunch of insanity and deal 2 damage and 1 armour damage to the Terror Iron Golem.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>DoctorsHateHer</dt><dd>Jun 26 2016, 10:06 PM</dd></dl><div>10/16 Underpowered. (+1 from battlef, +1 from revan)<br/>2/10 Welp, that's one way to die.<br/>+1 to battlefury, revan, piono<br/>~<br/>Armor Polish &amp;&amp; Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level ? - 2/?)<br/>The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that.<br/>Bandage &amp;&amp; Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level ? - 2/?)<br/><br/>I don't think you did add the 19k research to my total.<br/><br/>Noah creates an animation of Minor Deus Terrae getting dunked on by him, and plays it through the newly christened Earth Elemental.<br/><br/>THEN HOLY SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE THE MOUNTAIN GOD IS DISTRACTED NOAH COMES UP AND IS ALL LIKE 'WHO'S CHIPS ARE THESE ANYWAY?" MINOR DEUS TERRAE IS LIKE 'WTF I DIDN'T ORDER CHIPS!' NOAH IS LIKE 'WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE THESE ARE ON ME."<br/><br/>"SPECIAL DELIVERY!"<br/><br/>A Universe-Eater-sized serving of intergalactic fries falls out of the briefcase Noah was dunking it with.</div></blockquote><br/>As the real 1000th post, you dunk the Earth Elemental into oblivion, before promptly blasting a universe's worth of chips into the Minor Deus Terrae, somehow not filling up the entire server, for 50,000 damage.<br/><br/>Well done, Toast, and Battlefury.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 27 2016, 11:18 AM</dd></dl><div>Archangel teleports to Noah.<br/><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Can you do me a favor?<br/>FallenArchangel: Use the Spooky Scary Skeltal to remove "1" from the Terror Iron Golem's "10/10 HP", "Pain" from Revan's "Increasing Pain" and "I" and "(I)" from my "Copycat" and "Copied Abilities".<br/>FallenArchangel: Please.<br/>FallenArchangel: Thanks.</span></span><br/><br/>He uses his Armament to cut through the Terror Witches. Then through Verdana. Especially Verdana.<br/>He also attempts using his attack in the last post that failed due to Nullpost Problems.<br/><br/>And then, time stops.<br/>Verdana finds himself in a small village. A real life village. Usual terrain. Large hills, a small forest at the north, people riding sheep...<br/>Verdana's GPS/Minimap/Whatever he uses to navigate shows him that he is in Bosnia and Herzegovina. Next to himself he finds a small note.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Welcome to muhfokkin' Čečava City. Enjoy your stay. Your spawnpoint is set here, so don't try killing yourself.<br/>-FA</span><br/><br/><big>Alchemies:</big><br/>Nano-weave Armor &amp;&amp; Crimson Armor &amp;&amp; Fallen Archangel's Wings = ??? 1/?<br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Plague Doctor: 16/20 (+0 from Complicated Complications, +1 from Noah)<br/>A freaking bomb: 9/20 (+0 from Complicated Complications)<br/>+3 to Noah</div></blockquote><br/>I'm pretty sure that I said that you <em>could </em>charge, as you did post. You use the Archangel's Armament in a generic way, before dealling 19,000 damage to the Terror Witch, failing to pierce through to Verdana, who also fails to go to a village due to Operation shenanigans. Not that you want to get Verdana'd for reaching the bad ending.<br/><br/>Nano-weave Armor &amp;&amp; Crimson Armor &amp;&amp; Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 1/6)<br/>You aren't in possession of the Nano-weave Armour, so it counts as Level 0.<br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Revan</dt><dd>Jun 27 2016, 03:42 PM</dd></dl><div>Nyarly stares at his near Corrupted Servants, he seems irate by the loss them. He collects himself and begins with <br/><em>Friends, it appears our time draws short, take as many of them as you can with you before making sure corruption doesn't set in. </em><br/><br/>He then offers his time to Verdana.<br/><br/><em>Oh and Alicia, I have no quarrel with you. I'm helping the AGs out because they need it, without a healthy set of AGs what's the fun in joining these shindigs. You seem perfect okay by my standards. Hopefully, if some AGs come along, I can cease my attacks and we can all be chums.</em><br/><br/><strong>Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 5/20 (+1 from Doc)<br/><br/>John DeFoe 4/20 (+1 from Battlefury)<br/><br/>How Get People to Like You for Dummies &amp;&amp; Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 6/8)</strong><br/><br/>+1 to Piono, Toast, and Franco<br/><em>Dear Eric, may I ask for your breastplate?</em></div></blockquote><br/>The Corrupted Servants will attempt to kill themselves. Success is not guaranteed. You continue to attempt to woo Verdana.<br/><span style="font-family:Courier New"><strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">**Divinity Alicia111: Just like Noah. I see.</span></strong></strong></span><br/><br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>pionoplayer</dt><dd>Jun 27 2016, 04:39 PM</dd></dl><div>As a note consumer, I don't think that artifacts should have your creative output, that's a HUGE damper on power fairly frequently, and makes artifacts fairly useless.<br/>@Toast: nuuuuuuuuu I wanted that artifact! Meeeeeeeeerp. You too revan, that was the only artifact aside from the staff that I was actually interested in. The others just have sort of lame bonus offensive powers, and I like being obscenely difficult to kill.<br/>Engie gains 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms, 4K base attack, as always.<br/>I duplicatinate revan a chestplate. He now has another +1 armor.<br/>6 spare charges<br/>17/20 for charge stacker<br/>17/20 for charge stringer<br/>+1 to francisco, engie and revan<br/><br/>Eric just sort of looks around.<br/>"You know what? Screw it, I'm out for right now."<br/>"Gale, we aren't trapped anymore, I figure we should let everyone else clean up this mess until it becomes pertinent to us again."</div></blockquote><br/>You ditch, demonologist chasing after you. You start duplicating a chestplate for Revan. You fail to finish, as it takes the amount of times you copy the alchemy, +1. <br/><br/><blockquote class="quote_blockquote"><dl><dt>Francisco Scaramanga Jr</dt><dd>Jun 27 2016, 05:45 PM</dd></dl><div>Wait, Doctors is actually Toast?<br/>Lol.<br/>Also, Consumer, that is what happens when your Egypt knowledge turns against you.<br/><br/><big>Onto the attack!</big><br/>Archangel prepares a small ritual ground:<br/>1. He creates a circle six pillars made out of black granite.<br/>2. He draws a circle using a chalk made out of gold dust and redstone.<br/>3. He builds an obsidian altar, and a lectern next to it.<br/>4. He places an ancient tome on the lectern.<br/>5. He takes a Terror Witch and splashes it with a Plague Bottle.<br/>6. He waits for the next turn.<br/><br/>He teleports to Eric.<br/><span style="font-family:courier new"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">FallenArchangel: Can I haz chestplate?<br/>FallenArchangel: I think it costs three charges, if I did the maths right.<br/>FallenArchangel: Don't use the ones I'll give you, those go for the Charge Stacker/Stringer.</span></span><br/><br/><big>Charges:</big><br/>Plague Doctor: 19/20 (+1 from Revan, Piono and post)<br/>A freaking bomb: 10/20 (+1 from post)<br/>+3 to Piono</div></blockquote><br/>Eh, nothing else that I can find references 2317 as Apophis. You then deal 16,000 damage to a Terror Witch.<br/><strong><br/>[END OF TURN BATTLE]</strong><br/>Copycat and the Copied Abilities fade away for Nyarly and FA. Verdana loses 10 Attraction. Noah's retribution stops increasing. Ushek's Collar makes a Lesser Mime, which is still corrupted. It then becomes Lightly Damaged. The Minor Deus Terrae brings its palm down on Noah, dealing 2 damage to him. It then prepares to drop Godhand. That gets off, and you're probably dead. Most people don't want to die, so kill it, hard.<br/><br/>The Lesser Mimes start to attempt to kill themselves under the control of Nyarlohotep, dealling 1,500 to each other in a suicide ritual. The Cultist uses magic to instantly kill himself, but forgets to bring anybody else with him. Alicia is more than slightly annoyed by this, and the Corruption of godmodding energies seeps into their corpse. The effects of this are shown next turn. Utsuho gains 90% more Solar Power, before blasting the Terror Witch for 18,000 damage. Rin takes 12,000 damage from the best clips in filming history, before her Fairies blast the Terror Witch for 3,000 damage.<br/><br/>The Spooky Scary Skeleton prepares to sp00p words into Narrative hell, removing 2 more words next round. The Charge Demon takes 4,000 damage from Infestation, before gaining 20,000 HP/2,000 attack, and mauling the Deus Terrae for 22,400 damage. The Generic Hero does a generic RPG attack on the Deus Terrae for 15,000 damage. The Terror Witch fails to heal, before rushing the Charge Demon for 20,000 critical damage. The Terror Iron Golem punches Orin for 8,000 damage.<br/><br/>Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before pointing at the Charge Demon. It suddenly gets the massive compulsion to start charging into Utsuho, dealling 22,400 damage. Utsuho promptly freaks out, and blasts the Charge Demon's face in for 18,000 damage. She then heals the Skeltal to full, because she would prefer her future comrades to be alive when Corruption goes off. This would be a prime time to attack her, apart from the whole Godhand is about to activate thing.<br/><br/><strong>[ITINERARY]</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[ALL] Get the artifacts inside of the Battlefield, and attempt to keep them.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]: Kill Alicia111.<br/>[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.</span><br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]: Protect Alicia111.</span><br/><br/><strong>[BATTLEFIELD]</strong><br/>Terrain: Descendant's Desert (Creativity bonuses and debuffs are increased, healing is also increased.)<br/>Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)<br/>AG Entity Advantage: <span style="color:#00ff00"><strong>TRUE</strong></span><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Idlers</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] ashkantsr: <strong><span style="color:black">0</span></strong>/20 HP<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>, 25% chance to miss next action, <span style="color:#cccccc">Hyperdeath: <strong>II</strong></span><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Purity: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">III</span></strong>, Protect: <strong><span style="color:#eeaaaa">IIII</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).<span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"><strong><br/></strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP<span style="color:#666666">, Umbral:</span></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#666666"> <strong>I</strong></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] sunnyau: <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:black"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ff0000">5</span></span></span></span>/20 HP</span><br/>[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood</span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, <span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#5a70b3"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">Splintered: <strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#666666">, Umbral: <strong>I</strong></span></div><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d">.<br/>[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (<strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong> &amp; <strong><span style="color:#800000">III</span></strong>)<br/>[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 17/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><span style="color:#999999"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span>II</strong></span><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: <span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#aaaaaa">4</span></span></span></span></span>/25 HP<span style="color:#aaaaaa">, 182,200 Research</span>, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed.<br/></span><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, -18% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.</span><br/> <br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A] </span>Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn.<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).<br/><span style="color:#00aaaa">[A]</span> Ushek's Collar: Lightly Damaged, Creates a Lesser Mime or a Cultist per turn. (Nyarly).<br/><strong><br/><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Minor Deus Terrae: 73,100/350,000 HP, Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: <span style="color:#666666">I</span><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong>, Insignficance: <span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span>, Shakedown: <strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong>IIII, Godhand: <span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><span style="color:#666666">I</span><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></strong><br/><del><span style="color:#000000">[???]</span> Earth Elemental: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/20 Frames, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.</del><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Lesser Mimes: 18,500/20,000 HP (x6), Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.<del><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Cultist: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span>/15,000 HP, Can sacrifice health to preform magic, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong></strong>.</del><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Utsuho Reiuji: 82,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Nuclear Fusion, Solar Power: 90% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: <strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ee4a2d"><strong>I</strong></span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> Rin Kaenbyou: 92,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x300), Starstruck: <span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong>I</strong></span>.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span><span style="font-family:comic sans"><strong>spooky scary skeltal</strong></span>: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, Corruption: <strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">III</span></strong></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Charge Demon: 88,100/224,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Infestation: <strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#274E13">I</span></strong></strong>I</strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] </span>Generic Hero: 60,000/60,000, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong>IIIIII</strong>.<br/><del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Slimes: <span style="color:#ff0000">0</span> HP, Split on hit.</del><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Witches: 23,000/80,000 HP, many, many status effects, Regeneration: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong>, Hyperdeath: <strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#80a0ff">I</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> Terror Iron Golem: 8/10 HP, 3 AC.<br/><br/><span style="color:#80a0ff">[GM]</span> Alicia111: 38/50 HP<br/><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">The Fortress</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"><strong>[FORTRESS]</strong><br/>Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of <strong>10</strong>)<br/>Weather: Clear (No effect) <strong>∞</strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N] pionoplayer/Eric: <span style="color:#ff0000">5</span>/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery:<strong> <span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span>IIII</strong>, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><strong><span style="color:#666666">I</span></strong></span>III</strong>, Element Swap: <strong><span style="color:#666666">III</span></strong></span><br/><br/><span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span> AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.<br/><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> <strong><span style="font-family:comic sans ms">dirt barracks</span></strong>: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1900)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x59), Burrow: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x970)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x59), Scorched Earth: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1850), Nautical.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x59), Coil: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIIIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1450), Airborn, Evasive (40%).<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x40), Airborn, Pickup: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">II</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x750)<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x25), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x360), 40% Retribution Damage.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x12), Hyperbeam:<strong> <strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">I</span></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span></span> Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.<span style="color:#aaaaaa"><br/>[N]</span> Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Earth Spike: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>.<br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">III</span></strong>, Wildfire: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x33), Golden Demopan: <strong><span style="color:#aaaaaa">IIII</span></strong><br/><span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span> demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.<br/><br/><span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span> PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.</div><br/><div class="spoiler_toggle">Spoils of War</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#300080">Deck of Spellcards</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#300080">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000080">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000080">Gravitational Core</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000080">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#aa00aa">Spider Spawner</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#aa00aa">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#900090">III</span></strong>] <span style="color:#900090">Healing Tray</span> (Lv. 1): <strong><span style="color:#900090">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#700070">Scythe of Prevention</span> (Lv. 2): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#700070">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#0000ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#0000ff">Delta Spear</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#0000ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#ff00ff">Luminous Orb</span> (Lv. 2): <strong><span style="color:#ff00ff">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: pionoplayer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#000000">IIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#000000">Soul Targeting Unit</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#000000">READY!</span></strong>, Owner: The_Topazian <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">I</span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#cccccc">Incarnate of Hyperdeath</span> (Lv. 3): <span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#cccccc">READY!</span></strong></span></strong></span>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#666666">IIIIII</span></strong>] <span style="color:#666666">Annoying Dog</span> (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:red"><strong><span style="color:#666666">READY!</span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><strong><span style="color:#800000">I</span></strong></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong></span>] <span style="color:#800000">Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#800000">READY!</span></strong> Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#aa0032">I</span></strong></span></strong></span>II<strong>I</strong><strong>I</strong></strong></span>] <span style="color:#aa0032">Splinter Buster</span> (Lv. 4): <strong><span style="color:#aa0032"><strong><span style="color:red">RECHARGING!</span></strong>!</span></strong>, Owner: engie <span style="color:#5a70b3">[PG]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#4C1130">Reflective Shroud</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#4C1130">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: DoctorsHateHer <span style="color:#aaaaaa">[N]</span><br/>[<strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">I</span></span></strong></span></strong></span></strong>] <span style="color:#674ea7">Corrupted Light</span>: (Lv. 3): <strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000"><span style="color:#674ea7">READY!</span></span></strong></span></strong>, Owner: Battlefury <span style="color:#ee4a2d">[AG]</span>


<div class="editby">Edited by <strong><a href="http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/profile/3444667/">ConsumerOfAll</a></strong>, Jun 28 2016, 07:05 PM.</div>
</div>[/dohtml]Originally posted on 2016-06-27 20:25:00

Noah: Sorry, man.
Noah: Only works on words. Can't remove numners.
Noah: On the other hand, removing "pain" wouldn't do anything, as Revan has status immunity.
Noah: ...And there's nothing that "Increasing" would increase due to the position of it.

12/16 Underpowered. (+1 delays) DONE.
9/10 Welp, that's one way to die. (+1 delays and revan, 3+ from fransisco, )
+1 to fransisco, engie, cyan (thank)
~
Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 3/6)
The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that.
Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage (Level 3 - 3/4)
~
The Generic Hero uses EXTRA STRIKE on the Terror Witches.
if it can without any adverse effect, spooky scary skeltal removes "Corruption" from itself. otherwise, it continues hoarding word changes.
The Charge Demon will, well, you'll see.
~

Oh dear. It appears the attack I had here has disappeared. Poof.

I wonder where it went. Oh wait, it appears that Minor Deus Terrae is looking unwell. Is it okay? No, of course not. Approximately 1'300 words were recently stuffed into it by some rascal.

That also means that I have no attack besides the choking damage, so I'm going to have to make something up.

Noah looks around for inspiration.

North: Sand.
South: Sand.
West: Sand.
East: Minor Deus Terrae. Oh, and sand.

There is actually nothing to draw inspiration from, so maybe he should just steal ideas from other people. Of course, by making them willingly submit their ideas, then changing them a little, it won't really be plagiarism.

Now how to go about that...
A poll?
A suggestion box?
Wait. Hang on.
Yes, that's it! A game!

Noah opens up his laptop, and begins chatting to the other players.



INSPIRED BY THE ESSENCE OF NOWREADS.EXE, NOAH SENDS A BARRAGE OF EVERY TYPE OF CATS THAT WILL ALWAYS KILL MOUNTAIN GOD towards Minor Deus Terrae.

And I wasn't lying about the slan dunkn. That'll happen next post.

[creativity bonuses from the desert are in effect, which will counter the artifact nerf to a degree.]

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 20:33:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467055997))

/null Noah: Sorry, man. Noah: Only works on words. Can't remove numners. Noah: On the other hand, removing "pain" wouldn't do anything, as Revan has status immunity. Noah: ...And there's nothing that "Increasing" would increase due to the position of it.

FallenArchangel: Wait.
FallenArchangel: Since it can remove words from descriptions, can it also swap them with the other words it removed?
FallenArchangel: I should stop making nullposts, ugh...
FallenArchangel: Consumer y u cliffhanger? Cliffhanging is only allowed at intense situations.
FallenArchangel: For example, Alicia's death.

/Iwon'tforgetitthistimenullpostofdoomthehellamIevensaying

Originally posted on 2016-06-27 21:05:00

+3 to Toast.
----
Eu4ia: 3/20 (+1 delay +1 Toast)
Dank Memes.
U Wot: 1/8
try jumping
----
gorilla everything? gorilla everything.

I ask nicely for the Sword of Flame.

I use the Editor's Cookbook on the Terror Witches. Six Reality Emitter Bombs appearify near them. While they're distracted, I stab them with the Rapier of Readiness.

And then the RE Bombs a splode. Reality is modified, and then the pool of Hype Fuel left on the ground by the Rapier of Readiness turns into a huge pillar of fire, already burning the Witches.
----
-Alchemies-
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 1/6
Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - 1/?)
GET. REKT.
-Inventory-
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3)
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 10:19:00

Verdana proceeds to, if able to, nab the Spectre of the Earth.

Meanwhile, in the background, a particular black-haired man in a blue hoodie appears in a flash of blue flames, glancing around the nearby area. He pauses, then holds up a calendar, staring at it for quite some time, before bringing a crayon down and making a quick cross pattern somewhere on it. There's a pause.

"Oh hey. It's my Oldness Day. Which means it's also technically Verdana's Oldness Day too."

A moment passes.

"You know what this calls for, right? Heheheh... Just saying, now would be a perfect time for, oh, I dunno... delicious cake. Or you could just toss the both of us a whole lot of raw steak."

The blue-hoodie-wearing man grins in a manner oddly reminiscent of the way an expectant cat would.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 10:59:00

UPDOG DONE. Alicia is still vulnerable, but both Corruption for the Cultist and Godhand for the MDT are about to go off. 73k damage isn't impossible, especially considering Artifacts, so you can save yourself from probable death. If you haven't already taken it, +1 to all charges.

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 20:11:00

Plague Doctor: 20/20 COMPLETED

The Terror Witch Archangel splashed with the Plague Bottle is tied up on the altar. Archangel himself is standing next to her, in front of the lectern.
He prepares: a small vial filled with some crimson liquid, an obsidian-edge surgeon knife, a deadly poison filled vaccine and a traditional Plague Doctor mask.

Unceremoniously, the Witch dies due to the Plague killing her. If she doesn't die, he uses the vaccine to kill her.

While wearing the mask, Archangel creates a cut with the knife on the left side, and fills it with various medicine, including the crimson liquid. The cut closes itself.

The circle connecting the six pillars starts glowing crimson.

He holds his left hand above the tome on the lectern, and the right hand on another Plague Doctor mask he placed on the Terror Witch's face.
FallenArchangel: Venite, Istina, ad nostro mundo iterum. Morbo habet non remedium nostra. Venite ad mutare quod.

The tome glows crimson too, and the crimson energy inside it wraps itself around his left hand. It slithers to the other hand and into the corpse.

...

...

...

After some time, Archangel cuts the rope he tied the Witch with. The corpse stands up and gets off the altar.

Istina: Archangel, you do realize you could have just spawned me without all this creepy occult stuff? Like, seriously, you make me sound like a demon. Oh, hi Gale, didn't see you there!

Entities:

Istina, the Plague Medic: 110,000/110,000 HP, Bag o' Disease: IIIIIIIIII, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII, Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.

Attacks:

+Bag o' Disease: When charged, the entities it is used on gain one of the random diseases below:
-Ethernos: Deals 15,000-18,000 soul damage. Inflicts Blinded, Burn and Increasing Pain.
-Necroa: Deals minicrit 16,000 physical damage. Inflicts Poison and Major Depression.
-Memes: DEALS OAR 19,000 FUS RO DAH DAMAGE!!! Inflicts Lolwut, Shrekt, very wow and Darude Sandstorm. DEAL WITH IT CONSUMER.
-Custom Disease: First four people to post will say one status effect. Consumer will choose a name based off the effects.

+Hello, Puppets!: Istina summons the most powerful non-boss thing she killed as a servant. Doesn't charge until she or Archangel kill at least five entities.

+Butcher: Chooses three entities. Deals 10,000-20,000 damage and inflicts Bleed.

+Customer Service!: Because I am lazy, people can suggest her some attacks. She will choose one of them as her attack.

Alchemies:
Nano-weave Armor && Crimson Armor && Fallen Archangel's Wings = Crimson Shell (Level 5: 2/6)

Charges:
Mime Mask: 4/20 (+1 from delay, Toast, Piono and post)
A freaking bomb: 12/20 (+1 from delay and post)
+1 to Piono, Toast and Revan

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 20:43:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 3/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor T
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

hooperdunk me toast revan and eric


CHARGES EXPENDED
Dogfort 20/20
dogfort again 20/20

I proceed to DOGFORT up artifacts.

i proceed to create
aa
a
um
im out of ideas help

oh here one
[A] Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects
0. ATK, lowered to compensate for abilitys. Reduces creativity damage reduction to 25% instead of 50%
Inflicts Stunned and Wurtz'ed upon the hit enemy. If the Hit enemy already has stun, inflict starstruck.
It's also hard to steal due to it's high charge level.
Cannot be used by godmodders due to it's extreme status effect power.
Wurtz'ed: Causes the affected's name to be highlighted, drawing attacks towards them and making their attacks painfully obvious.
Also inflicts a random DoT status effect

this is gonna git nerF






Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 20/20
dogfort again 20/20 1+ from franciso
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 21:02:00

@consumer: I think Apophis is an appropriate name, as 2317 is a giant snake that eats universes.
I finish revan's thing and toss it to him
I also start duplicating francisco a chestplate.
6 spare charges
20/20 for charge stacker
20/20 for charge stringer
1/15 for spare charge
1/15 for spare charge
+1 to francisco, revan and battlefury

20*2 expended!
suddenly a large, but fragile building appears in the Fortress.
The Charge Connector has been summoned!
This building allows a player to string together charges to make something bigger!
How it works:
Just store up enough charges for you to use the building! Once that is done, you can string them together and unleash a single, much larger charge. However, the connector has a cooldown time, applied on a player-by-player basis.
The cooldown time is equivalent to the number of charges strung together plus three, so if you string three charges together, it takes 6 turns to cool off.
It's that simple.

Initially, use of this was going to be free for everyone, but the only way to get it so that the cooldown time on it takes longer than charging is to render it basically useless, so I'm going to apply a store credit cost to it, equivalent to 5 times the number of charges strung together. If few enough people use it, I'll lessen or maybe even completely remove the cost.
Anyways, the charge collector is now a thing, so have fun with it.

Back at the Fortress, Eric stops to have a conversation with Gale.
The Courtyard isn't barren anymore, it actually looks very nice with a number of plants, water features...
Well, it looks like someone went a bit crazy with the decorations given the lava fall and the giant stone sculptures, but aside from that.
"So, now's probably a good time to have a talk with you."
"You're a demon, and it's pretty obvious you came here for a reason,"
"And I'm beginning to sort of doubt it was entirely to warn me about oncoming disaster."
"I'd rather not wind up having a conflict with you because of miscommunication, and SONG seems to be perfectly fine with whatever's going on behind the scenes with you, so..."
"Mind telling me?"



Originally posted on 2016-06-28 21:28:00

Nyarlathotep looks at the carnage about to ensue, he decides that living is for winners. Nyarly claps his hands together and begins to create.

A red, inky orb manifests in his palms, he holds it aloft before lobbing it into the air. With barely any force espended the thing levitates vibrating and jiggling. It pulses faintly to a beat almost sporadic but recognizable. The crimson sphere floats and continues to expand from a heart sized globe to a height that could hold Nyarly, problem is its several stories in the air.

Nyarlathotep begins his ascent, pulling out his gentlemanly cane he taps the ground lightly, a shadowy pool emerges. And an Eternal Arm rises. The large, pale arm stretches, cracking its knuckles and flexing its palm out. It then extends downward laying its palm out for Nyarlathotep.

The thing lifts him up to the shuddering mass of the red ink-like substance. He walks across the Eternal Arms's fingers to the orb. Nyarly walks into the crimson orb, the thing moves around itself creating a mouth, an opening which Nyalathotep steps into before closing, swallowing him from sight.

The Eternal Arm remains vigilant it refuses to let some Minor Deity attempt to attack or Cultist's corpse or any other irritant from bothering its god. It waits to protect. If no attack reaches, it retreats before it can be considered an entity.

From within the almost womb-like blob of red ink-like fluids Nyarlathotep lies within. The fluid doesn't wet him for the liquid seems unable to saturate Nyarly's Robe. It appears that the purpose of this crimson orb js like a liquid bunker. The Unknown Liquid's properties absorb the damage and negatives while Nyarlathotep rests within.

He then if it's a free action, he takes off his necklace and examines the damage dealt to Ushek's Collar, what the damage entails for the Collar and how to fix it. But only if it doesn't impede his attack.

Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 10/20(+3 from +1s Piono, Battlefury and Manga. +1 to both charges)

John DeFoe 6/20

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 7/8)

+1 to Piono, Manga, and Dog Prohpet

Originally posted on 2016-06-28 23:46:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467153993))

+1 to Piono, Manga, and Dog Prohpet

Wot?

Wait. If you want, I can create official nicknames for everyone here.
EDIT: I'll be doing them in Latin, just like Twin did at the Scratch's Manor. Which means that Toast's nicknames will still be used sometimes.
Which means, USE THE GODDAMN GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

Archangel: Salis Angelus
Battlefury: Domino Canis
Revan: Antiqua Horrorque

Noah: Harena Spiritus
Piono: Vagari Mercatoris
Cyan: Quentiam Imperator

Verdana: Vivens Insania.

Please tell me if it needs improvement!
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 10:22:00

16/16 Underpowered. (+3 from cyan) DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME.
10/ 10 Welp, that's one way to die. ALSO DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME.

Rest of the +s to be done later.
+1 to piono, revan, battlefury
~
Armor Polish && Vitamins = Armor Bracing. (Level 5 - 4/6)
The first in a line of alchemies based on the Ankh Shield line in Terraria. Probably just see the wiki for that.
Bandage && Bezoar = Medicated Bandage. (Level 3 - 4/4) DONE.
Alarm Clock && Trifold Map = The Plan. (Level ? - 0/?)

Nah, I'm not really that--

DORITOSSWAGSWAGMONEYMOUNTINSWAGDEWDEWSWAGDORITOSSWAGDORITOSMOUNTAINDORITOSSWAGSWAGDEW.

--mlg. It's not really my thing (I said "u fokkin' wot m8" one time becuase you were dis'ing reality. ). Anyway, you'll probably find something better to call me before the end of the dop.

Lemme try for a revision -
Engie: Sponsored by Salt.
Eric: Er "I think he's a rock" ic.
Battlefury: Dog/god.
Archangel: ???
Noah: Sandman
Cyan: Sweet memes are made of this.

I should probably do an attack before all this happens. For obvious reasons.

Noah abuses his hyperdoot to hyperdunk Minor Deus Terrae. SPOOKY SCARY SKELEDUNK HERE WE GO.

TERRIBLE TABLET MSPAINT ART INCOMING.



the big man dunked the rocks.

Underpowered EXPENDED.
Welp, thats one way to die EXPENDED.

Noah: Hmm.
Odd.
Noah: I feel that I need to point out two things.
You notice something strange about Noah, but you can't your finger on what.
Noah: 1. We really don't have enough people dying.
Something's not right...
Noah: 2. The Charge Demon is not at all underpowered, especially for a hostile entity?
Hostile?
Noah: Oh?
Hang on... What's happening?
Noah?: You don't understand?
Oh, no...

He twitches, as if he's struggling to get words out. Eventually, he calms down, and his eyes and dark skin glow golden, like they did not too long ago.

Noah??: That. Is. Fine.

With a sense of finality in the word 'Fine', Noah is pushed aside by an unseen force, his position replaced with the bandaged figure you saw earlier. Looks like that guy from the Hitman episode of adventure time, but made of a mixture of shadows and sand. A much smoother voice drifts across the battlefield.

Demon??: You really don't need to.

Whatever he is, leaps into the body of the Charge Demon, which begins to struggle as if something was chaining it to the ground. The Sandstorm obscures your vision, and you don't get to see what happens to it.

The sand clears just a bit, and you see a silhouette of a much larger hulking mass that is the Charge Demon.

Demon??: Charge Demon? I prefer to call it... Onslaught

Enter Onslaught. A corrupted form of the Charge Demon composed almost entirely of sandstone, a head full of [H]atred and an empowerment of literally 100-post worth of charges THIS TURN ONLY, mind you, (plus an extra spicy 26-post charge from me to keep things interesting). Nice one, guys.

You already have the stats, consumer. Feel free to change them as such.

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 11:01:00

Post edited. Go look up yonder for it.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 13:28:00

From within his sanctum of fluid, he lurked thinking about days come to pass. The Outer God focuses. He has work to do.

Nyarlathotep makes life, and makes it another's death. The Witch who attempted to poison Nyarly, feels ill as if... The thing coughs up a small sproutling. How did... A sharp pain runs through its side...

Oh no.

It can feel it within. It can feel the itself being drawn from. As if it was a mere energy source of some-

Another sharp pain, its bones ache. And then they rupture. The flesh is torn to shred and pushed out out as vines with thorns. There's nothing spilled, plants don't let go of nutrients. It wraps around its victim easily. Covering the poor thing in thorns digging into it. Lacerating the flesh with an ease. It's swallowed by vines a faint outline of what it could have been a living breathing being. Now, just vines like an old statue. Except for the muffled cries.

An Eternal Arm's pool of darkness gathers around the base of the vine covered mass. An Eternal Arm sprouts up from the abyssal pool. The thing is the size of a regular human arm. It centers upon a particular point before striking. The Vines move allowing it space to tear through flesh. It rips through flesh and bone alike, shoveling it aside the rib cage without a single drop of of blood spilt. It removes the lung covering the heart tearing it out without effort before setting it down.

It tugs on the Heart just softly enough to sever the arteries without breaking the heart. It cradles the heart in its palm before wrapping it's gangly fingers around it. Another Eternal Arm around the same size, rises up to clean up the mess from the carnage created shoveling the flesh and bone back into the body before the vines seal it off.

From the vines, a rose sprouts. Beautifully white. The Eternal Arm without the Heart gentlely snaps the stem of the Rose and lifts it up. The Heart holding Arm offers its possession to its fellow. The Rose holder inserts the flower gently into the Heart with a gentle push. Both then descend back into the dark vanishing completely.

A puddle of dark bleeds near Verdana and the Rose and Heart bob up floating amongst the inky dark.

A sample of what's to come my dear friend...
(This attack will target the Charge Demom/Onslaught if the Witch is dead.)


Mr. Servitor, Doot Doot 12/20(+1 from Doc)

John DeFoe 7/20

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 8/8)

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dog Prophet

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 14:07:00

T
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 4/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = ??? 1/? level ?



I begin by unloading an entire widowmaker on the iron golem. Once i run out of the 200 or so metal i have by deflaut, i load the storage cannnon with dog blocks, dozens of crappy games, all of EA's DLC, all of the call of duty games, and 1000 yeehaw hats. i fire the cannon, and the yeehaw hats decide to go full genocide mode, murdering multiple players and absorbing their powers as well as several magics, then proceeding to head towards the iron golem to beat it up.

they notice it has a shocking lack of yeehaw. they decide to do a yeehaw ritual, and guard it with a shitton of yeehaw hats. the irongolem watches on nerviously.

the hats finally finish the yeehaw and proceed to downgrade the number of hats protecting the newly created portal to a FUCKTON.

oh did i say downgrade i meant upgrade.

the hats proceed to upgrade the HP of the iron golem to a shitton. dozens of them fly away due to damage, and some outright explode.

oh did i say upgrade i ment downgrade

at any rate russia rushs in with a fuckton of troops, they all fire at the iron golem. someone tells them that is a bad idea

their response was worth many nothings

How About I Do Anyway

the iron golem promptly realizes the fuckton of troops came with artillery.; the iron golem and russia then decide to have a war, then rest for a bit

by rest for a bit we mean the russians waited for the artillery shells to explode the iron golem.

the russians then decide to bum rush the obvious terror iron golem while its down. they succeed in converting it to a railroad to warm water.

they then proceed to lose everything to japan
Isn't That just Great?


the greatness of this event is so great the iron golem gets dunk.

the yeehaw hats then proceed to fill the yeehaw meter of the golem. the golem realizes it has ten stacks of yeehaw and promptly dies becoming a yeehaw

if the iron golem is ded this hits alicia

note: replace all mentions of iron golem in this attack with the minor dues terra douchebag






Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.


5/20 +4 from loyan fans: toast piono and franciso
1/20
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-06-29 14:46:00