Sorodin> You know, I would really avoid breaking those if I were you.

Sorodin> You do NOT want to know what's behind them.

Sorodin decides that even though the holidays are over, we can still have a bit of fun. Building a giant bucket out of what looks like a mix of bricks, dirt, and planks at comically fast speeds, snow accumulates ridiculously quickly in it. Sorodin takes the snow out, and builds two snow forts. He then goes on to challenge Koishi Komejii to a snowball fight using a GUI with only the YES button. If she tries to exit, the GUI reappears quickly, and a cubic ton of anvils fall on her. When she finally clicks yes, she is teleported to the snow fort, and if she tries to walk away, THE GUI WILL EAT HER SOUL. If she actually chooses to fight, Sorodin throws a snowball at her fort. It makes impact, doing.... ZERO DAMAGE! Sorodin then gets a bit enthusiastic about the whole affair, creating armies of snow golems, giving them all snowballs. Sorodin himself gets a ton of them, getting ready to throw. On an unseen signal, Sorodin and the snow golems throw their snowballs. Sorodin then turns and walks away, the GUI not affecting him. Because, you know, cool guys don't look at explosions. Also, I claim the power of THE ONE HUNDREDTH POST to empower this action.
I still don't know what this charge is for. 2/10
I know what this charge is for now. 6/10 6 EXPENDED

Sorodin assigns what snow golems are left to go guard the crystals. He then names them different things because that apparently makes it so you can only target one at once. I'm so sorry, 4th wall. I'll fix you ASAP.

[AG] Jeff Sr the Snow Golem [AG]
2000/2000 HP
Guarding Crystal 1

[AG] Jorge the Snow Golem [AG]
2000/2000 HP
Guarding Crystal 2

[AG] Jeff Jr the Snow Golem [AG]
2000/2000 HP
Guarding Crystal 2

[AG] George the Snow Golem [AG]
2000/2000 HP
Guarding Crystal 1

SUCH CREATIVE (Names) MUCH WOW

Err... I'll just a give a basic plan if I'm absent for some future updates.




Originally posted on 2016-02-25 00:37:00

Spongebawb decides to explore his own house. He opens the door, and sets it so that all [AG] and [N] can enter.
Fluxbob TaintPants
[Ag] 28000/2800. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger.
Quick edits and DTG0 will ruin my summons.

4/10
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-02-25 04:15:00

Element Lightning: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia)

Straight from one attack into another!

Verdana throws out both hands, gathering power from the environment around him, then he raises one hand up into the sky. Cue a blast of lightning rocketing upwards into the clouds above, sparking through them and bouncing from raindrop to raindrop and also from the snowflakes to snowflakes. After only seconds of this display, the clouds turn dark blue, then begin raining LIGHTNING BOLTS. The energies crackle in the air, then Verdana leaps into the air, doing an unnecessary backwards flip and landing on Golicethor. He raises one hand again, the clouds trembling, then all of them fire a synchronized blast of lightning directly into his palm, his body becoming a superconductor straight into Golicethor's ice crystals.

I'll have you all know that this is extremely painful and I can barely move right now.

There's a flash of blue, then the effect of running a strong current of electricity through solid ice becomes apparent as there's an almighty explosion of electricity, the smell of plasma quickly flooding the air in the middle of Verdana's attack. The clouds continue blasting his palm with lightning bolts, more and more electric explosions blasting straight from Verdana into Golicethor and the ice crystals. There is a very real risk, if anyone is too close, that the electricity may jump through the water on the ground and into them. It's gonna hurt a LOT if it does.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 1/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-25 05:47:00

Okay, I guess everything's fine then consumer.

"Alrighty then, may I have a stage please?"
Sure thing Eric.
A large wooden ampitheatre rises up out of the ground, Eric mounts the steps to it, and begin the show, lifting his arms up into the air, and large floating lights coalesce around his head and begin bobbing and weaving to the music that's begun in the background.
"Huh? That's new."
It's all about rock and roll now, just roll with it. Oh dang it, that pun was accidental.
"Alright then."
A mechanical drummer and bassist rise up on platforms behind Eric, beginning a very suave beat.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Um... the concert continues while Pionoplayer tries to figure out what his attack's going to be in the meantime.
Oh erm...
The unforger begins floating into the air extremely ominously... It begins to spin, faster and faster and faster.
It suddenly darts straight for the error joey!
It comes closer and closer... wait, how'd it get so far away?
It swings down right on top of the erroy joey's head...
And stops.
It swings around backwards instead, the anvil head smashing the error joey upwards into the sky...
Where a giant forge meets him on the way up, falling all the way to the ground and smashing the erroy joey underneath it, before crumbling into a pile of rubble and blowing away like all of these miscellaneous one-off attacks always do.

water bucket AND lava bucket = obsidian bucket 1/2. "...WHY!?" Don't judge me!
6/10 for random chaos. "Hey, I'm gonna hijack this charge." Fine by me.
1/3 for magic numbers. One of the more annoying assist trophies in smash is en route. "It'd better not be the dog" No! I'm not THAT mean.

Originally posted on 2016-02-25 15:00:00

ashkantsr traps engie in a bottomless void then goes to the void cafe

Originally posted on 2016-02-25 17:05:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456355733))

Gun Boy 9/10 Hats and Swords 10/10 (Done!) Hole of Noobs 1/10 Sunglasses && Magnifying Glass = Heatray Shades 1/??? *yawn* well, I'm- HOLY, THERE'S BEEN 3 UPDATES WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE? Well then. A portal appears from the sky. Huh? A dude with a Spoiler Alert bloody sword comes from the skies, with a monocle and a mustache. Oh, it's the Killer Intelligent Robot Chap. K.I.R.K. 50,000 HP / 50,000 HP (AG) Wisps, eh? Well then, Pulsar! K.I.R.K puts his hands up and a large black explosion hits the Wisps. I use Power Metal to mildly damage jAFK and heal Ascension.

Sunglasses && Magnifying Glass = Heatray Shades (Level 1)
Kirk summoned, following your actions. jAFK takes 6 damage while Ascension heals 7HP.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1456357627))

K then Keep forgetting to post So here it is (DRUMROLL) AND HIS POST IS........ ... ... Charging (3/10) BOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOORRRINNNGGGG!

The sacred status of 100th post activates the 100th post special, Charges Carefully Increasing Due To Controlled Circumstances! You gain a free +1.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456360625))

Sorodin> You know, I would really avoid breaking those if I were you. Sorodin> You do NOT want to know what's behind them. Sorodin decides that even though the holidays are over, we can still have a bit of fun. Building a giant bucket out of what looks like a mix of bricks, dirt, and planks at comically fast speeds, snow accumulates ridiculously quickly in it. Sorodin takes the snow out, and builds two snow forts. He then goes on to challenge Koishi Komejii to a snowball fight using a GUI with only the YES button. If she tries to exit, the GUI reappears quickly, and a  cubic ton of anvils fall on her. When she finally clicks yes, she is teleported to the snow fort, and if she tries to walk away, THE GUI WILL EAT HER SOUL. If she actually chooses to fight, Sorodin throws a snowball at her fort. It makes impact, doing.... ZERO DAMAGE! Sorodin then gets a bit enthusiastic about the whole affair, creating armies of snow golems, giving them all snowballs. Sorodin himself gets a ton of them, getting ready to throw. On an unseen signal, Sorodin and the snow golems throw their snowballs. Sorodin then turns and walks away, the GUI not affecting him. Because, you know, cool guys don't look at explosions. Also, I claim the power of THE ONE HUNDREDTH POST to empower this action. I still don't know what this charge is for. 2/10 I know what this charge is for now. 6/10 6 EXPENDED Sorodin assigns what snow golems are left to go guard the crystals. He then names them different things because that apparently makes it so you can only target one at once. I'm so sorry, 4th wall. I'll fix you ASAP. [AG] Jeff Sr the Snow Golem [AG]           2000/2000 HP Guarding Crystal 1 [AG] Jorge the Snow Golem [AG] 2000/2000 HP Guarding Crystal 2 [AG] Jeff Jr the Snow Golem [AG] 2000/2000 HP Guarding Crystal 2 [AG] George the Snow Golem [AG] 2000/2000 HP Guarding Crystal 1 SUCH CREATIVE (Names) MUCH WOW Err... I'll just a give a basic plan if I'm absent for some future updates. Spoiler Alert Turn One: Golicethor uses Crystalize. Turn Two: Golicethor uses Frosty Wind. Turn Three: Golicethor uses Icy Breath. Remember, Crystalize goes into place at the end of the turn. Entities [AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice [AG] HP: ∞/∞ Attacks: Crystalize Revives one Icy Crystal. HP is equal to the amount of frozen enemies times 10,000. 3 turn startup time. All entities defrost. Icy Breath Golicethor breaths frost down on enemies. Roll a d20. If the output is 2 or lower, nobody gets Frozen, if it's between 2 and 10, 1 enemy gets Frozen, if it's in between 10 and 19, 2 enemies get Frozen, and if the output is 20, 5 enemies get Frozen. Frostbite Golicethor chooses one to two enemies and freezes a limb off of them. Double damage if the enemy is Frozen, and this attack is considered Focused if Golicethor only chooses one. Frosty Wind Golicethor shatters one of his Icy Crystals in exchange for either a powerful AoE attack, or making all enemies on field Frozen. Golicethor cannot use Crystalize the next turn. Arcane Death Golicethor harnesses the runes flowing out of his crystal sockets, casting an arcane spell which instantly eliminates a non-boss enemy or deals heavy damage to a boss. 7 turn charge. Can only start charging once Golicethor's crystals are all broken, or alternatively, it charges one every 5 turns if one is broken, and one every three turns if two crystals are broken. Passives Frozen Skies When Golicethor is on the field, the weather will turn into Snowing, which makes all ice-based entities get 1000 HP regen a turn excluding his Icy Crystals and himself. Fire-based and water-based entities will also take damage over time. Frost Touch All of Golicethor's standard attacks have a 30% chance to inflict Frozen. Life Crystals Once all three of Golicethor's Ice Crystals are shattered, his HP will change to 100,000, but he will no longer be able to use Crystalize and his attacks will no longer have a random chance to inflict Frozen. [AG] Icy Crystal x3 [AG] 50,000 HP No attack. These are embedded in Golicethor's body, and without them, he will become vulnerable.

The Snow Golem group are summoned, but buffed slightly due to being a 6 post summon. Koishi, due to being a Touhou character, dodges most of your snowballs like a pro before slamming into the last one you throw, before Alicia godmods your attack into ineffectiveness as snowballs only push people back. Koishi is then pushed back onto a spire in the lobby, dealing 3,000 damage. You channel the power of the 100th reply, as 100th post was taken by teag2, to add 1,000 damage to that. Golicethor follows your instructions.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456373724))

Spongebawb decides to explore his own house. He opens the door, and sets it so that all [AG] and [N] can enter. Fluxbob TaintPants [Ag] 28000/2800. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger. Quick edits and DTG0 will ruin my summons. 4/10 1+ topaz

Spongebawb's House becomes a zone, which you promptly enter.

Just to make this clear, no more zones until Koishi's death, and even then, keep the amount of zones to a minimum.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456379275))

Element Lightning: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia) Straight from one attack into another! Verdana throws out both hands, gathering power from the environment around him, then he raises one hand up into the sky. Cue a blast of lightning rocketing upwards into the clouds above, sparking through them and bouncing from raindrop to raindrop and also from the snowflakes to snowflakes. After only seconds of this display, the clouds turn dark blue, then begin raining LIGHTNING BOLTS. The energies crackle in the air, then Verdana leaps into the air, doing an unnecessary backwards flip and landing on Golicethor. He raises one hand again, the clouds trembling, then all of them fire a synchronized blast of lightning directly into his palm, his body becoming a superconductor straight into Golicethor's ice crystals. I'll have you all know that this is extremely painful and I can barely move right now. There's a flash of blue, then the effect of running a strong current of electricity through solid ice becomes apparent as there's an almighty explosion of electricity, the smell of plasma quickly flooding the air in the middle of Verdana's attack. The clouds continue blasting his palm with lightning bolts, more and more electric explosions blasting straight from Verdana into Golicethor and the ice crystals. There is a very real risk, if anyone is too close, that the electricity may jump through the water on the ground and into them. It's gonna hurt a LOT if it does. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 1/10

The Snow Golems block your backflip, at the cost of every one of their lives. The Ice Crystals take 1,000 damage from close proximity.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456412443))

Okay, I guess everything's fine then consumer. "Alrighty then, may I have a stage please?" Sure thing Eric. A large wooden ampitheatre rises up out of the ground, Eric mounts the steps to it, and begin the show, lifting his arms up into the air, and large floating lights coalesce around his head and begin bobbing and weaving to the music that's begun in the background. "Huh? That's new." It's all about rock and roll now, just roll with it. Oh dang it, that pun was accidental. "Alright then." A mechanical drummer and bassist rise up on platforms behind Eric, beginning a very suave beat. Oh, wait, hold on. Um... the concert continues while Pionoplayer tries to figure out what his attack's going to be in the meantime. Oh erm... The unforger begins floating into the air extremely ominously... It begins to spin, faster and faster and faster. It suddenly darts straight for the error joey! It comes closer and closer... wait, how'd it get so far away? It swings down right on top of the erroy joey's head... And stops. It swings around backwards instead, the anvil head smashing the error joey upwards into the sky... Where a giant forge meets him on the way up, falling all the way to the ground and smashing the erroy joey underneath it, before crumbling into a pile of rubble and blowing away like all of these miscellaneous one-off attacks always do. water bucket AND lava bucket = obsidian bucket 1/2. "...WHY!?" Don't judge me! 6/10 for random chaos. "Hey, I'm gonna hijack this charge." Fine by me. 1/3 for magic numbers. One of the more annoying assist trophies in smash is en route. "It'd better not be the dog" No! I'm not THAT mean.

Error Joey falls from the sky, and takes 10 damage.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1456419924))

ashkantsr traps engie  in a bottomless  void then  goes to the void cafe

Magical Autocorrect™ forces your attack onto Verdana (engie's character), who takes 8 fall damage before being teleported out from your void. You then are electrocuted from Element Lightning, dealing 3 damage. You then feel a slight curse upon you, preventing you from dying, or leaving the battlefield.
**Divinity Alicia111: See what you want to do to him. I'd prefer if you gave him a similar treatment to CharaIsInnocent.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei respawns, before using controlling his lack of integrity to modify his body to have more Armour. The horde of Wisps attack the SRCDKs, dealing 7,000 damage to all of them.

The Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs take their revenge on the Wisps by killing 100 of them. Cia finally respawns with a demonic glare, and is going to slowly and brutally murder Verdana next turn.

Ascension continues to cut at jAFK, dealing 7 damage but taking 6 damage from Danmaku Paranoia. Golicethor skips a turn, as none of his Crystals are dead, and uses Frosty Wind, dealing 10,000 damage to all non AGs, except CharaIsInnocent, who manages to bend time and space to dodge, and the Pro-Godmodder players, who Alicia seems protective of, as most godmodders are of their pro-godmodders. FluxBob absorbs more taint, before smacking the SRCDKs with a spatula, dealing 8,000 damage while K.I.R.K finishes off the Wisps.

Koishi fires at Sorodin and Golicethor, dealing 8 damage and killing an Ice Crystal while jAFK gets out with a perfect 1, in a roll system where lower is better, and immediately kills the last remaining Ice Crystal and forcing Golicethor to become vulnerable. Error Joey reveals a bomb strapped to his chest, before going kamikaze on Joey. They both die.

Alicia is very unhappy about losing most of her army within a few minutes, so summons four Terror Skeletons, before dropping an anvil on K.I.R.K, dealing 15,000 damage. She then +1s teag and Verdana.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon more entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 35% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 35% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 1/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 12/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 93/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 6,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 20/20 HP (x2)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 47/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: 30,000/30,000 HP, Arcane Death: IIIIIII
[AG] Fluxbob TaintPants: 24,000/32,000 HP, Absorbs 5% of the Taint per turn.
[AG] K.I.R.K: 35,000/50,000 HP

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 58,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 30/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Terror Skeletons: 40,000/40,000 HP (x4), 50% chance of a Double Action.

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Entrance:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 9/20 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-25 18:32:00

((The whole point of having Crystalize when there was no dead crystals was to revive that one crystal from Frosty Wind. Also, does Koishi still have 3 HP bars even though I took a spellcard?))

Sorodin> Would appreciate some support here, Ascension.

Sorodin> That brings be to my other 'topic'. jAFK, I was looking back through the chat logs earlier.

Sorodin> Do you want to know what I found?

Sorodin> "Why would I abandon my friends for some hacker?"

Sorodin> Just saying.

Sorodin decides it's finally time to attack Alicia. Preparing his most powerful (non-charged) magical attack, Sorodin approaches Alicia slowly. His eyes turn pure red, and blue bolts of lightning crackle between his fingertips. The sun gets fainter, until all you can see is Sorodin and Alicia. Random debris, including shattered remains of Ice Crystals, bits of stardust, and blue string orbits Sorodin. A faint humming noise starts to resonate from him, and Alicia readies her magical defenses. Channeling all his energy, seeing that Alicia was doing the same, the humming noise from Sorodin is deafening. Both parties close their eyes in anticipation of what's about to happen. At this time, Sorodin and Alicia are barely 2 blocks apart. Sorodin's eyes flash, the humming noise reaches it's climax, the blue lightning turns white with heat, and....

...

...

...

...Sorodin punches Alicia and runs.

Phone with Lag-Free Wifi && A Video Clip of A Politician Being Sincere && Remote Control = Logic Distorter 1/???
Something Else 1/10

I still don't know what this charge is for 4/10 (+1 from Fluxbawb)



Originally posted on 2016-02-26 00:51:00

...Hmm... Not many posts today. Honestly, Consumer, I think it might pay just to wait until tomorrow for more posts to arrive. Although that's just my thought on the matter.

Verdana shrugs.

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 10:03:00

The show's still going on...
But you know what? I'm too lazy to describe it more, so instead;
You remember that tuba from earlier that wrapped around failed to smack Alicia in the head but then never got dealt with?
The french reFrance pun tuba?
Well, it's back, with a brick joke shield breaker.
No wait, that's not the tuba, that's just a brick shaped like the tuba.
But it seems to have been imbued with the powers while at the same time not actually being the same attack and therefore not being weak to the curse of repetition.
...
This is confusing.
Anyways, Alicia just got hit in the head by a high-velocity brick empowered with the powers of convoluted wording, puns, brick jokes, call backs, and assorted other literary devices.

obsidian bucket obtained!
7/10 for show stopper. "Alright then, this thread left here, move these over here..."
2/3 for magic numbers. Anyone else remember Waluigi?

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 14:35:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456480986))

...Hmm... Not many posts today. Honestly, Consumer, I think it might pay just to wait until tomorrow for more posts to arrive. Although that's just my thought on the matter. Verdana shrugs.

You're right. I'll leave the update for tomorrow and let the posts build up.
The fifth wall screams in agony from the force of Verdana's comment, Alicia's rampage, and ashkantsr trying to attack engie instead of Verdana.

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 19:50:00

Spongebawb moves into his living room, then his kitchen. Then, if his house is not full of enemy's, he makes and eats a krabby patty.

Originally posted on 2016-02-26 22:26:00

...Hmm... You know what, Ally, I think it's summoning time for me as well.

He snickers for a bit at the fact at the nickname he gave Alicia, then reaches over at a nearby forest, tossing a bundle of trees through the air via gravity (which MIGHT smack an unfortunate AG or N entity in the back of the head) and onto the ground in front of him. He then sets them on fire with a wave of his hand, bringing up... fire elementals. Three of them. Remember, from the first page? They're just as disposable, at any rate. And with that done, he summons up an earth pillar beside him and leans on it.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 3/10 (+1 from alicia)

+1 to teag

Originally posted on 2016-02-27 04:45:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456447909))

((The whole point of having Crystalize when there was no dead crystals was to revive that one crystal from Frosty Wind. Also, does Koishi still have 3 HP bars even though I took a spellcard?)) Sorodin> Would appreciate some support here, Ascension. Sorodin> That brings be to my other 'topic'. jAFK, I was looking back through the chat logs earlier. Sorodin> Do you want to know what I found? Sorodin> "Why would I abandon my friends for some hacker?" Sorodin> Just saying. Sorodin decides it's finally time to attack Alicia. Preparing his most powerful (non-charged) magical attack, Sorodin approaches Alicia slowly. His eyes turn pure red, and blue bolts of lightning crackle between his fingertips. The sun gets fainter, until all you can see is Sorodin and Alicia. Random debris, including shattered remains of Ice Crystals, bits of stardust, and blue string orbits Sorodin. A faint humming noise starts to resonate from him, and Alicia readies her magical defenses. Channeling all his energy, seeing that Alicia was doing the same, the humming noise from Sorodin is deafening. Both parties close their eyes in anticipation of what's about to happen. At this time, Sorodin and Alicia are barely 2 blocks apart. Sorodin's eyes flash, the humming noise reaches it's climax, the blue lightning turns white with heat, and.... ... ... ... ...Sorodin punches Alicia and runs. Phone with Lag-Free Wifi &&  A Video Clip of A Politician Being Sincere && Remote Control = Logic Distorter 1/??? Something Else 1/10 I still don't know what this charge is for 4/10 (+1 from Fluxbawb) Entities [AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice [AG] HP: ∞/∞ Attacks: Crystalize Revives one Icy Crystal. HP is equal to the amount of frozen enemies times 10,000. 3 turn startup time. All entities defrost. Icy Breath Golicethor breaths frost down on enemies. Roll a d20. If the output is 2 or lower, nobody gets Frozen, if it's between 2 and 10, 1 enemy gets Frozen, if it's in between 10 and 19, 2 enemies get Frozen, and if the output is 20, 5 enemies get Frozen. Frostbite Golicethor chooses one to two enemies and freezes a limb off of them. Double damage if the enemy is Frozen, and this attack is considered Focused if Golicethor only chooses one. Frosty Wind Golicethor shatters one of his Icy Crystals in exchange for either a powerful AoE attack, or making all enemies on field Frozen. Golicethor cannot use Crystalize the next turn. Arcane Death Golicethor harnesses the runes flowing out of his crystal sockets, casting an arcane spell which instantly eliminates a non-boss enemy or deals heavy damage to a boss. 7 turn charge. Can only start charging once Golicethor's crystals are all broken, or alternatively, it charges one every 5 turns if one is broken, and one every three turns if two crystals are broken. Passives Frozen Skies When Golicethor is on the field, the weather will turn into Snowing, which makes all ice-based entities get 1000 HP regen a turn excluding his Icy Crystals and himself. Fire-based and water-based entities will also take damage over time. Frost Touch All of Golicethor's standard attacks have a 30% chance to inflict Frozen. Life Crystals Once all three of Golicethor's Ice Crystals are shattered, his HP will change to 100,000, but he will no longer be able to use Crystalize and his attacks will no longer have a random chance to inflict Frozen. [AG] Icy Crystal x3 [AG] 50,000 HP No attack. These are embedded in Golicethor's body, and without them, he will become vulnerable.

Phone with Lag-Free Wifi && A Video Clip of A Politician Being Sincere && Remote Control = Logic Distorter (Level 4)
(Fallen From Grace) Ascension: Fine. Wasn't that a private chat?
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Yeah. You see, jAFK practices a little thing called sending messages to Alicia behind our back.
(Right Side of History) jAFK: And how do you know that?
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: My intuition.

It does say revive. I got sort of confused and thought it meant revive a dead crystal instead of create a new one. I would have given Golicethor a buff as compensation for my mistake, but that would have ended up backfiring for reasons that you'll find out during the End of Turn Battle, making it ineffective as compensation. Koishi had three spellcards excluding her nonspell and three life bars. The one Koishi lost was a survival card, which made her invincible for three turns before she reappeared for the final spellcard.

Alicia dodges your punch flawlessly and lets you take 8 damage from Danmaku Paranoia.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456480986))

...Hmm... Not many posts today. Honestly, Consumer, I think it might pay just to wait until tomorrow for more posts to arrive. Although that's just my thought on the matter. Verdana shrugs.

Verdana, you're hurting the fifth wall. That isn't very nice.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456497341))

The show's still going on... But you know what? I'm too lazy to describe it more, so instead; You remember that tuba from earlier that wrapped around failed to smack Alicia in the head but then never got dealt with? The french reFrance pun tuba? Well, it's back, with a brick joke shield breaker. No wait, that's not the tuba, that's just a brick shaped like the tuba. But it seems to have been imbued with the powers while at the same time not actually being the same attack and therefore not being weak to the curse of repetition. ... This is confusing. Anyways, Alicia just got hit in the head by a high-velocity brick empowered with the powers of convoluted wording, puns, brick jokes, call backs, and assorted other literary devices. obsidian bucket obtained! 7/10 for show stopper. "Alright then, this thread left here, move these over here..." 2/3 for magic numbers. Anyone else remember Waluigi?

If it's not the same attack, then the brick jokeness is ineffective because it isn't actually the tuba, just empowering the attack with jokes about bricks, which are pretty boring. Alicia takes out her Plot Armour, and the brick-shaped like a tuba passes around her due to respecting narrative devices.

Obsidian Bucket: It's a bucket that creates obsidian whenever you use it. Considering that AscensionCraft is a factions server, this is ridiculously useful.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456525586))

Spongebawb moves into his living room, then his kitchen. Then, if his house is not full of enemy's, he makes and eats a krabby patty.

Alicia retroactively puts a Demon Portal in your house, circumventing the only Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals can enter. You eat a Krabby Patty as no demons have spawned, and due to Minecraft physics, gain Well Fed, a regeneration effect.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456548317))

...Hmm... You know what, Ally, I think it's summoning time for me as well. He snickers for a bit at the fact at the nickname he gave Alicia, then reaches over at a nearby forest, tossing a bundle of trees through the air via gravity (which MIGHT smack an unfortunate AG or N entity in the back of the head) and onto the ground in front of him. He then sets them on fire with a wave of his hand, bringing up... fire elementals. Three of them. Remember, from the first page? They're just as disposable, at any rate. And with that done, he summons up an earth pillar beside him and leans on it. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 3/10 (+1 from alicia) +1 to teag

**Divinity Alicia111: That's a cute nickname.

You summon three Flame Elementals, weaker due to no brainwashing buff and the Curse of Repetitiveness, which applies to Pro-Godmodders as well, to a lesser degree than Anti-Godmodders.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Flame Elementals take 1,000 damage from Snowing.

stevei uses Conflict on Golicethor and Fluxbob TaintPants, bringing them to the Hostile side. He then gives them two familiars each. Golicethor uses Icy Breath on K.I.R.K and Terror Skeletons, freezing them. His two familiars then attack them, dealing 2,000 damage to both of them. Fluxbob and his familiars go for a straight rush on jAFK, dealing 14 damage.

The SRCDKs spin into Spongebawb's House's entrance due to being Neutral, while Cia stares at Verdana. She takes out her knife, before bringing it down and dealing 9 damage to Verdana, sending whatever blood he has across the ground. She smiles and twitches, preparing for another attack against Verdana.

Ascension throws a Splash Potion of Instant Health at Sorodin, healing him for 9 health, and piono and ashkantsr for 2 health. K.I.R.K. fails to escape being Frozen.

Koishi fires at Eric and stevei, dealing 8 and 7 damage. jAFK takes a gun and fires at K.I.R.K, dealing 9,000 damage. The Terror Skeletons fail to gain Double action and break out of being Frozen, while the Flame Elementals rush Sorodin, dealing 5 damage.

Alicia buries K.I.R.K. under several layers of gravel, before making Golicethor's ice spread out and freeze the gravel. This leaves K.I.R.K. mummified in a mixture of gravel and sand, reducing his escape chance to 5% and dealing 8,000 damage to him.

The Demon Portal that was definitely always in Spongebawb's House summons a trio of Imps. These could be killed in a single, well aimed attack.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon more entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 30% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 30% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 6/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 4/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 3/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 86/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII
[H] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: 30,000/30,000 HP, Familiars: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Arcane Death: IIIIIII
[H] Fluxbob TaintPants: 28,000/36,000 HP, Familiars: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Absorbs 5% of the Taint per turn.

[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 20/20 HP (x2)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 47/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] K.I.R.K: 25,000/50,000 HP, Frozen (5% escape chance), Mummified: II

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 58,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 16/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Terror Skeletons: 38,000/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 (x3), 50% chance of a Double Action
[PG] Flame Elementals: 2,000/3,000 HP (x3), Explode on death.

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Entrance:
[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 6,000/40,000 HP (x5)

Kitchen:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Well Fed: IIII

[PG] Imp: 5,000/5,000 HP (x3)
[PG] Demon Portal: 40,000/40,000 HP, Spawns three demons per turn, can have a maximum of six demons extant at a time.

Originally posted on 2016-02-27 14:45:00

I rise!

Originally posted on 2016-02-27 15:14:00

((Just leave Golicethor alive for two turns, then attack him. Because snow.))

Sorodin> ...

Sorodin> I see what you did there, Verdana. Even if it wasn't intentional, it's still pretty funny.

Sorodin walks up to Alicia and tells her to punch him.

Stardust && Unbreaking C Golden Sword = Starlight 1/??

Remember Me? 2/10

Hallucinations 5/10



Originally posted on 2016-02-27 19:24:00

Spongebawb welcomes the Spinning Rainbow Donkey Kongs
Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = 1/? ??? level ?
Krabby Patty >fine = 1/? level ???
Sponge captures an imp, then tortures him by forcing him to watch every single bad sponge episode ever. Failing that, he reenacts some of them upon the imp, with a Knife Made of Pure Nightmare fuel. This ends with the imp in many bloody pieces.
Once the imp is done, Spongebawb makes the Spinning Rainbow Donkey Kongs some Krabby Pattys
1+ to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-02-27 19:33:00

Return of The Beast:

Some magician walks near the Portal of Spongebawb's House and sit down summoning

???: I summon you mighty beast, you must destroy all the bad stuff that lives in that house.

The portal opens again revealing the manticore/dragon-like beast that is myself.

Glad I see you back from the I am known as the Altered Monster Killer. However I must eat you first

I bit his leg then I throw him up into the air and I gobbled him up killing one of the Helper Magicians. I pant before I charge into Spongebawb's House and into the Kitchen where I saw Spongebawb fighting the Demon Portal.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 8/10
ChurgeATK #2 7/10

+1 to Sorodin, +1 to Spongebawb

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 27,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

Originally posted on 2016-02-27 20:34:00

Eheheh... thanks. I do try to be cute, sometimes... Well, mostly outside of combat.

He shrugs.

Hmm. Only got, like, 3 health left right now. Guess I'm dying.

Verdana then summons a pillar of earth underneath himself, summons half a tree over to use as an improvised board, walks over to the end while his clothing changes into rather chest-revealing swimgear, then stops at the end of it. He hops up once, twice, three times, then leaps off the end of the diving board, performs a forward flip, and careens down to earth... landing right on top of Cia and exploding into a bunch of completely random elements. Mostly gravity and time, for some reason. Unfortunately, doing so has apparently killed him. Oh well, he'll respawn.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 4/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-28 08:22:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456586067))

I rise!

You rise from the dead!

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456601065))

((Just leave Golicethor alive for two turns, then attack him. Because snow.)) Sorodin> ... Sorodin> I see what you did there, Verdana. Even if it wasn't intentional, it's still pretty funny. Sorodin walks up to Alicia and tells her to punch him. Stardust && Unbreaking C Golden Sword = Starlight 1/?? Remember Me? 2/10 Hallucinations 5/10 Entities ...but nobody came.

Snow is nice. Who's attacking him? Ascension?

**Divinity Alicia111: Are you trying to make me get hit by Danmaku Paranoia? That won't work.
**Divinity Alicia111: It doesn't effect me or the Pro-Godmodders.
Alicia happily punches you into a spire, dealing 4 damage.

Stardust && Unbreaking C Golden Sword = Starlight (Level 2)

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456601635))

Spongebawb welcomes the Spinning Rainbow Donkey Kongs Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = 1/? ??? level ? Krabby Patty >fine = 1/? level ??? Sponge captures an imp, then tortures him by forcing him to watch every single bad sponge episode ever. Failing that, he reenacts some of them upon the imp, with a Knife Made of Pure Nightmare fuel. This ends with the imp in many bloody pieces. Once the imp is done, Spongebawb makes the Spinning Rainbow Donkey Kongs some Krabby Pattys 1+ to topaz

A singular imp dies. The SRCDKs enter the kitchen, are Well Fed and decide that joining the Anti-Godmodders is an excellent idea.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1456605254))

Return of The Beast: Some magician walks near the Portal of Spongebawb's House and sit down summoning ???: I summon you mighty beast, you must destroy all the bad stuff that lives in that house. The portal opens again revealing the manticore/dragon-like beast that is myself. Glad I see you back from the NSFW naughty and kinky porn websites, I am known as the Altered Monster Killer. However I must eat you first I bit his leg then I throw him up into the air and I gobbled him up killing one of the Helper Magicians. I pant before I charge into Spongebawb's House and into the Kitchen where I saw Spongebawb fighting the Demon Portal. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 8/10 ChurgeATK #2 7/10 +1 to Sorodin, +1 to Spongebawb Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 27,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

Welcome back.
Due to double standards and not insulting basically everyone in the lobby, most of Anti-Godmodders conveniently overlook you consuming the Helper Magician. Ascension makes sure to keep a wary eye on you, though. You gain two turns of Well Fed.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456647762))

Eheheh... thanks. I do try to be cute, sometimes... Well, mostly outside of combat. He shrugs. Hmm. Only got, like, 3 health left right now. Guess I'm dying. Verdana then summons a pillar of earth underneath himself, summons half a tree over to use as an improvised board, walks over to the end while his clothing changes into rather chest-revealing swimgear, then stops at the end of it. He hops up once, twice, three times, then leaps off the end of the diving board, performs a forward flip, and careens down to earth... landing right on top of Cia and exploding into a bunch of completely random elements. Mostly gravity and time, for some reason. Unfortunately, doing so has apparently killed him. Oh well, he'll respawn. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 4/10

Cia takes 15 damage, finds herself caught into a timewarp, preventing her from taking damage or acting for a turn, and gains a stack of Minor Gravcrush. You die.

---

Cia sat at her screen, control taken away from her for the second time by the same person.
You can be so useless sometimes.
Cia: I don't see your problem, he's just too powerful.
How cute. You think IT's a person. Fine, if it's giving you trouble, just find a guide on how to beat elementalists.
Cia: I don't have a guide on how to beat elementalists.
Thinking about cultural differences won't get you anywhere. Just think about the cold and brutal death you're going to give this one. Of course, you're having trouble, so let me give you a tip.
The way to defeat an elementalist is to fight back using elements. Gravity can be countered with more gravity in a different direction and time's counter is space.
Cia: I don't know how to-
All heroes learn how to use magic on their journeys eventually, Cia. LV 25 should work for you. You've killed more than a few humans, so you should be closer to that then Frisk ever was.

---

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Flame Elementals take damage from Snowing.

stevei throws Ascension straight under a bus that came out of nowhere, dealing 10 damage. Golicethor uses Frosty Breath on K.I.R.K and as it only effects one person, deals a focused 20,000 damage, even though focusing isn't a thing here. Fluxbob TaintPants, his familiars and Golicethor's familiars go for a rush on jAFK, killing him.

Cia rips out of the timewarp before murdering Sorodin. Some new potential flows in to her before she smiles at Verdana.

Ascension blows the Flame Elementals up, taking no damage due to high amounts of armour, before giving a +1 to all AG players out of desperation. K.I.R.K takes 1,000 suffocation damage.

Koishi just stands completely still, looking confused. You may be able to talk to her. jAFK has to wait the turn to respawn. The Terror Skeletons gain double action and fire at Fluxbob and Cia, dealing 8,000 damage to both of them. Cia manages to hang on due to raw determination.

Alicia claps her hands and activates the Curse of Tombstones. Any and every non-descendant that has less than 5,000 HP instantly dies and creates a Tombstone, like the ones in the Zeroth Godmodding War, but weaker. This kills off K.I.R.K and the Imps from Spongebawb's sidequest. For five turns, non PG entities and players that die and has over 3,000 Max HP turn into weak Tombstones. This can be broken using your actions, but we've reached another point that has nearly no player-summoned AGs, so I'd focus on regaining the entity advantage. As note, the next time stevei uses Conflict, it will be on the Pro-Godmodders or Neutrals. As an apology to her lateness, she gives a +2 to Verdana and teag2.

The SRCDKs decide that due to their large side, they will protect the the AG Players.

The Demon Portal releases two Demon Grunts.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Destroy the Curse of Tombstones.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 25% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 25% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
Curse of Tombstones (Non-PGs that die and are significantly powerful turn into Tombstones): IIIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 4/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 20/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 86/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII
[H] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: 30,000/30,000 HP, Familiars: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Arcane Death: IIIIIII
[H] Fluxbob TaintPants: 24,000/40,000 HP, Familiars: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Absorbs 5% of the Taint per turn.

[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 1/20 HP (x2), Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII

[AG-PL] Ascension: 37/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 58,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 0/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Terror Skeletons: 38,000/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 (x3), 50% chance of a Double Action.
[PG] Tombstones: 5,000/5,000 HP (x3)

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Kitchen:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 11/20 HP, Well Fed: III
[AG] Pricey12345: 4/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Flux Poison: I, Well Fed: II

[AG] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 7,000/40,000 HP (x5), Well Fed: III, Guarding the Anti-Godmodder Descendants.

[PG] Demon Grunts: 12,000/12,000 HP (x2)
[PG] Demon Portal: 40,000/40,000 HP, Spawns three demons per turn, can have a maximum of six demons extant at a time.

Originally posted on 2016-02-28 17:01:00

Sorodin> Thanks, I just wanted that taint bonus.

Sorodin respawns.



Composition: 40% Taint, 50% Water, 10% Blood

Originally posted on 2016-02-28 18:17:00