This may or may not be the final episode, guys. Just a warning.

Wait what
(Selects Yes)
Yang: Yeah! I could use the company.
GAME: You and Yang talk about fighting and sparring and training.
Yang: Well, this has been fun, but i'm tired...
Yang: I'll see you later.
Is this when we get to the stakeout bit?
GAME: You decide to return to your room.
-SATURDAY, WEEK 5-

Apparently I don't know how time works.

That oughta raise no suspicion. Maybe you shoulda used a convinently shaped lamp.
GAME: You've been here all day, and nothing strange has happened.
You know saying that triggers strange things to happen automatically, right?
*WINDOW SMASH NOISE*
GAME: That must be him! Junior was right!
See?
GAME: You have to get him!

...Some of you among the audience will note THAT'S NOT A BLACK HOOD.
AU!Pit: So... it's you...
CONFUSE THY ENEMY?
White Cloak: Wait, you're that kid from Patch! The one who ruined my plans! You're a hunter now, right?
U mad?
White Cloak: Ha! They really do let anyone in these days, eh? (SKIPPED ON ACCIDENT, REMEMBERING REQUIRED)

WE MUST BE EDGY FOR IT IS THE GRAND FINALE
AU!Pit: Hell no!
White Cloak: Bad choice...
Boss fight?
White Cloak: You see, kid, I'm not just some guy in a hood. I have a... gift.
NOBODY CARES.

What. W-What. Idu-I-HUH?
AU!Pit: What do you mean?

That sounds painful. And I don't think it's THAT powerful.
AU!Pit: We'll see about that!
White Cloak: Then come! Show me that power you claim to possess!

OH IT'S A BOSS FIGHT
(HE TAKES LIKE 20 SECONDS TO ATTACK ONCE, BUT HAS VERY HIGH HP)

It's just some back and forth

This was the LEAST flashy fight in the game.
And katana dance is still OP (1200 damage compared to 100 in your normal?)
(LEVEL UP FROM 14 TO 22)
(0L)
Oh go screw yourself. Not even an item?

I curbstomped you, bro. ONE potion was needed.
AU!Pit: Why are you doing this?
White Cloak: Why? Didn't your precious headmaster tell you?

WHAT THE **** IS A LEVIATHAN
AU!Pit: Leviathan?
White Cloak: Leviathan was an ancient Grimm that feeds on souls. It was sealed away long ago by the first Hunters.
So, Chara? (Did I do it right?)
White Cloak: Leviathan feeds on souls when they clash in battle. It lives on the energy of conflict. Over the thousands of years it has slept, it has nearly gathered enough energy to awaken.
Great, we gave Zero her last Gatekeeper. An entity that you to fight that buffs itself when you DO fight.
White Cloak: And when it does, I plan to use it to lay waste to Vale, and the other kingdoms! Then, the Grimm may have their home back!
And in classic RPG fashion, we'll kill it at the end.
White Cloak: So, go ahead. Tell Ozpin about me and my plan! It will make him and the other higher-ups uneasy, and then conflict is bound to arise!
You cheeky little...
White Cloak: No matter what you do, Leviathan will rise! It's only a matter of time...
*SUDDEN WHITE FLASH THAT DIDN'T MASK HIS SPRITE LEAVING*
GAME: He's gone...
We can see that.
GAME: This is bad, you need to speak with Ozpin.
Except that's what he wants, but then we have to, but we can't, but we have to, but...

I DON'T THINK EVEN I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE
AU!Pit: What's going on?
Ozpin: I'm not sure... From now, I would like you to resume your daily activities. I will handle this from now on...
Ozpin: That's an order.
DON'T YOU GIVE ME A GAME OVER SO I CAN'T GET MORE CONVERSATIONS

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS?!
GAME: Ozpin said he would handle it. You have to trust him for now...
We must find the descendents of the first Hunters and make them do the thing to reseal him! I think!
GAME: You decide to rest for today...

Is this goodbye?

Well, that was the finale.
*NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE CREDITS*

Well, dang. Now we have the shortest episode in the history of this mini-series. How am I going to fill the rest of this slot?
...Do I dare?

HERE WE GO TO LANDS UNKNOWN FRIENDS
*Immediate Fourth Wall Break by Blake*
Of course.

Well, looks like we have a lot of material.
*BEGIN PROLOUGE*

I don't know. (nice MS paint petals)
GAME: *falls out of the tree 50 stories up and hits the ground*
8.9/10
Us: Ouch, that hurt! Ugh...
GAME: *blacks out*
GAME: ... (click to continue)
GAME: *Wakes up not feeling well*
RIVETING.

Welcome to wherever.
*Spots a black haired girl in the forest*
That was fast. Getting right to the point, are we?
Us: I'll ask her what happened.
GAME: *Stands up and starts walking towards her*

That face and greenscreen tho.
Blake: I'm afraid I don't... Hmmm...
Blake: Who are you? And where did you come from?
Well, looks like we got that plot. You know the one, guys.
Us: I don't remember...
And we have that plot point. You know the one too.
Blake: You'll need a name, so people know what to call you by.
Us: I've been thinking about my name; I can't seem to remember it...
*IMMEDIATE NAME PROMPT*
All the freedom in the world...and I choose to do this.

i'm so sorry
Blake: Pleased to meet you, Dark Pit!
i am the worst friend ever
Professor Oak Blake: Are you a boy or girl?

Well, the last Pit was from an alternate universe, so...
*chooses girl because alternate universes*
Dark Pit: I'm a girl.
he's going to punch me but i don't care
Blake: Cool! Now we can hang out together, but I prefer to be alone.
Isn't that a bit contradictory?
AU!DP: Why is that?
Blake: That's just the way I am, Dark Pit.
Of course.
AU!DP: Alright then. There's nothing wrong with that, I guess.
AU!DP: So what's your name?
Blake: My name is Blake Belladonna. You can just call me Blake.
AU!DP: Um... will you...
Keep going.
AU!DP: Will you help me make my visual novel please?
What.
Blake: I guess, but what's a visual novel.
THIS IS GETTING META ALREADY

that's just tasteless
AU!DP: It's a computer game story with pictures and music. (It's a story with pictures)
Of course the options do not correspond to the actual text.
Blake: That sounds exciting!
Blake: We should see if any of the other girls would like to help you.
Except Jaune and Ren. Screw those not girls!
Blake: Come on Dark Pit! Let's Go!

*gasp* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Blake: Here is where we train to become hunters and huntresses to battle against the Evil Creatures of Grimm!
It's a good thing I played VoD before this, otherwise i'd be even more lost then normal.
AU!DP: Grimm? What's that?
Blake: They are evil demonic creatures that have been here since the beginning of time. Some say Death brought them here a long time ago...
Death already kills people naturally, why not speed up the process?
Blake: Humans and Grimm have fought before in battle, but it always ended in vain...
Blake: It's like the more agressive you are to them, the more powerful they become. Almost like they're fueled by rage and death.
Use some MERCY, human.
AU!DP: That's a tragedy... Are there any humans left from this war?
Blake: Yes. Your species has rebuilt and adapted to the demonic creatures.
Sleep-inducing bullets come standard.

50 stories up in a tree. Natural. *cough*
AU!DP: Wait... A magical school for hunters and huntresses? Evil demonic creatures?! Where am I?! ...I guess a new adventure is about to unfold...

Hello Ruby.
...Okay, because I want to save some stuff in case I want to do a full of this, we're stopping here. I'll probably newthread this.
IT CONTINUES.