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@LordOfTheSword. We're getting started with the last phase of the WARE fight, and you can (and probably should) help us take down this guy. So, I reccomend joining this fight.

Originally posted on 2017-07-29 21:56:00

I move to I10, attack Fatal Error, and retreat to I12.

Originally posted on 2017-07-29 21:57:00

Oppy moves to K8 and casts Counter.

"...Wait. What happens if somebody is hit by knockback, but can't be moved back to anywhere?"

He decides to negate his own dodge against Draw, since somebody needs to take that to prevent the fatal error from getting access to a stronger move, but he'll go for dodging any of the other attacks.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 01:16:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-THREE>
JOE decides to properly respec his stats... or at least, he tries. He can't exactly remove 5 SPC from a stat that he only has 5 SPC in, as the base is 1! Hezetor then continues to talk with Marron.

tc: Alright, sure; you're neutral. That's good.
tc: And... can I actually really just give myself a last name?
tc: ...I should take my time and think of something nice. And of course, I'd need to ask sis if she likes the name, too...
tc: Hm...

Marron paces around the crater lake, trying to think of something nice. Nothing too edgy or pretentious. Preferably something slightly cute. Hezetor then asks exactly who this blue-text girl is.

ut: Greetings. I'm Mari Elem.
ut: I'm mainly here because Roxxanne threatened to kill me.
ut: And also because... being here is actually kinda fun.
ut: Also, since you're here... should I use railguns or teleportation devices in my newest creation?
ut: It's a combat drone type thing. Asking because both seem equally helpful.

He also inquires Omo about the imprisoned one.

gg: Well, what do you want to know about him?
gg: How we met him, what he's done for us, or about his current state?
gg: For now though, I'll cover his current state...
gg: So, upon his return to Sussui after the Second Godmodding War, the people of LOCAA agreed to take him down with a weapon powered by an exotic material found on the battlefield.
gg: After we shot him, he just went... still. Sure, he twitched and stuff, but we feared the worse. We then sealed him away inside a gigantic wooden sphere. We thought he wouldn't be able to break free.
gg: And he never did. Instead, he made the place his own. He turned it into a gigantic alien nest, harboring creatures that we called the Iti. We don't really know why, but they started attacking every last one of us.
gg: And then we decided to try and turn it into a weapon of mass destruction.
gg: The people, as much as I love them, are absolutely brain dead...

<HOLEQUEST IS THE BEST SELLING JRPG SINCE DOTA 2 FOR THE NINTENDO VITA>
JOE rapidly slams Golden Dweevil 1 with his pickaxe, dealing (5) damage to it. Toast then slams down the single most amazing Hearthstone combo known to man, dealing (16) direct damage to the Mythril Dweevil! It gracefully admits defeat... and by that, I mean it flips over the table at Toast, dealing (5) damage! It then prepares to squish Toast using the mythril spikes of the ore on its back! Then, there's a noise. "WHOAAAAAAAAA! GARROSH!"

...An angry Glitch Innkeeper has appeared in the hole. He promptly bans the Mythril Dweevil from Hearthstone for bad sportsmanship, dealing (40) points of crippling emotional damage to the Dweevil, and stunning it for a turn. Mabuz then sics a mimic on the first Gold Dweevil. The mimic promptly assimilates the Gold Dweevil into its treasure horde, then despawns. 3 Gold is left on the ground, which is promptly looted. The remaining Gold Dweevil bashes Siria for (7) damage, dropping her to 3 HP. Finish off the Mythril Dweevil this turn if you can!

<BATTLE: TURN SEVENTEEN>
Fatal Error has changed movesets! Be sure to get some people to stand on the Fertile Ground, unless you like being overrun with summons! However, people who do stand on the ground will find themselves in a world of pain... so be careful with who you choose.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 03:03:00

spawn at J3, move to j5, absurdly powerful magicks on Fatal Error, retreat to j4.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 04:47:00

A belated entrance by Siria -- spawn on K3, move to K6, shoot the Fatal Error twice with the Widow's Kiss in Assault Mode, retreat to L5 or K5 if L5 has someone on it.

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 04:56:00

HOLEQUESTITIS:
I leap at the mithril dweevil, then start hammering away at the area around an exposed chunk of mithril, before taking it with me away from the dweevil. this causes EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to the dweevil. that was its favorite mithril chunk!
.battletocome.
I yell atkindly inform the gm that my choice without being able to remove the last SPC is STILL OBVIOUS. i would just put less in AGI/dodge. Geeze. i then attempt to finally Do That.
[-4 SPC. +3 int. +2 agi or +6 skillpoints to dodge. portal in the new 4th spell slot from 12 Int.]
summon hides in a corner hoping not to die yet.
I use the double-action-+-damage-effect, attack <̧̲̰̯̱͕̽͗̈́ͦ̓0̷̜͖̬̘̼̖̉ͤ͊̈́̉ͅ>, and use portal. IF i can't use portal because [REDACTED] [bleph] [STUFF], I just attack them again.
the above probably happens but maybe not...?

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 11:14:00

HOLEQUEST: Emerald takes a diamond pickaxe, clearly the most effective weapon ever, and slams it down into the Mythril Dweevil, who then... coughs up a Drax? Eh, not complaining. Emerald takes the Drax and drills into the Dweevil
BATTLE:
Emerald moves to I5 and laughs in Fatal Error's face, also stabbing it from actual melee range. What a surprise
OOC:
Toast's vote seems to be applicable to myself as well

Originally posted on 2017-07-30 12:10:00

I move to I6, whack the Fatal Error, and retreat to H8.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 03:17:00

Okay, quick announcement; tomorrow, I'm going on vacation. I'll be away for quite some time, but due to laptops being a thing, I might still be able to get updates out, even if it is slowly. In fact, I want to do updates during vacation. But, since I probably won't have too much time to do them, there's a few options we can take.

1. Slower, Fragmented Updates
This would mean that I just do as much as I can during the time periods I have allotted. I'd do as much as I possibly could when I have computer access. I'd probably prefer this method.

2. Quicker, RPless Updates
These updates would come out a good deal faster probably, but I wouldn't be able to respond to much RP content, unless it's super important or something. This method is fine, but I'd like your thoughts on it.

Please post which option you'd prefer, or maybe other ideas. Thanks!

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 03:25:00

Auth will return to the Clearing presently. Just not now because school.

>Neddy 2, spawn on I3
>Auth: Heal The Operative, give Gant and Peligin.
/wip

Also, I'd rather the slower updoots.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 03:43:00

I move to K14 and guard.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 04:56:00

i vote slower updops

i then brutally murder all devout within fifty feet of me
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Dimitri buys In The Light, unless anyone objects.
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Dimitri gets to I11, heals Creo (divineshield), then steps back to G10.
DimiHeart moves to F11.
Creo moves to K14.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 05:22:00

I vote for RPless updates, *unless* this would make the updates unenjoyable to perform, in which case the first action.

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Toast switches to Chairheir's Promise, then moves to K6 and uses Promise Upheld! First she uses Fossil's Guidance, then Coded Heart on herself, before finishing it all off with Chairnado Spinstrike. As this deals enough guaranteed damage to fill up Blood Well, Massacre increases to level 6 and duration 5, giving her double action. Using this new action, she uses Promise Upheld again, performing Coded Heart on her allies, then Chairnado Strike, then Fossil's Guidance on WARE. Afterwards, she retreats to L9.
heck

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 05:34:00

I spawn at K2 and Enchant my axe with Ice. I also whack the Fatal Error, and cast Frost Armor on myself since. Sadly, I can't exactly retreat with this axe.

I vote for RPless as well.

I have been informed that spells count as actions. My bad.

HP: 35/35
MP: 14/20

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 05:59:00

I vote RPless. I just want this game to end to be frank, we're suffering from ending fatigue, and what should have been the penultimate zone before the final battle (disregarding world 5) has taken longer than the other three segments of Chaos combined.

I use the power of my cakeday to spawn a cake. It is frosted strawberry-lemon and it is extraordinarily sugary. Too tired to be creative right now with this, also cakeday woo.

Foxxanne pipes in with 'Teleporters' to Mari.

Roxxanne moves to K6, punches Fatal Error, and because she definitely has the SP for it between those two punches (unless she wiffs-that just means she does her bog-standard double punch) she'll actually use Bloody Eruption again because the Metamorphasis State is definitely going to get used again and thus she wants to actually have the stacks for it. She then retreats to L8, standing close to the Fertile Ground.

@LordoftheSword: Welcome to Chaos! You can only do one action per turn in most cases (Roxxanne is an exemption due to her gear choice), so you'd have to choose between the axe swing and spells. Movement isn't an 'action' in Chaos, though. Bit complicated, but hopefully it makes sense. Movement, then your choice of action.

@Everyone in 14? Fight: We will have exactly four people stand on Fertile Ground, no more no less. Death is far less crippling in this fight than usual due to the respawn tiles, so we can exploit that. The summonlings would actually probably be worse for us to deal with on the whole.

@Sp33d0n: As a reminder, spawn the Neddy on the Fertile Ground at I3.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 06:58:00

I respawn at P13 and then activate borksong

tazz this isn't ww1 stop throwing away people like disposable divisions of soldiers pls kthnk

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 19:44:00

I vote RPless.

Siria respawns on E4, moves to G4, and double-taps the Fatal Error with the Widow's Kiss' Assault Mode.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 20:00:00

Chlorin runs to M7 and attacs Fatal Error.

I vote for slower RP updates for the sake of shenanigans.

Originally posted on 2017-07-31 22:21:00

Oppy moves to P9 and guards.

"Hm... That bond should be active right now... or, well, before the healing takes place, it would've been."

If the static shield would wear off before Fatal Error acts, rather than after, then Oppy casts static shield on himself in place of guarding.

Originally posted on 2017-08-01 15:13:00