I decide to deal with JOEbob's clones for obvious reasons. As the JOEclone Horde charges at Ware 3, they suddenly stop to question the value of their lives. As one imagines, such a massive JOEhorde is immense, and cannot be held by a single map zone. Naturally, this leads to them being scattered across all the places. Which leads to them horribly dying in droves. They come to the conclusion that while their lives have Value, JOEbob does not respect that. Luckily, they die before they get to lynch JOEbob.

Next up, everyone realizes that there were 7001 clones. Since this is not a round number, the 2000 that were supposed to act as a backup wave turn around and instead decide to murder a person to round out the numbers. Needless to say, this breaks out into yet another instance of everyone killing eachother in a act of mutual suicide as things obviously spiral out of control. Finally, the killing ends, with 998 bobs remaining. But they realize that isn't nice and round as 1000 or 900 either. It's not like you can round up JOEbobs, so....

They promptly proceed to engage in exactly the type of rounding down that doomed them. Except their rounding down ends on a less-round number than they would like. So, via mutual genocide, they round down again. This occurs for forever, until only six remain. At this point, they just sorta shrug and decide not to murder each other.

Did i say 6 JOEbobs?

I meant 6 candles.

See, due to the curse of Way Too Many Clones, which decrees that such an excessive amount of clones must end up flawed, JOEbob bungled up a thing and ended up creating 2,000 candlebobs as opposed to 2,000 JOEbobs. This is not me forcibly segwaying anything at all, i swear.

All that remains is the CandleJoes and the Joeguard. The JOEguard is promptly hit by a glancing shot from a battleship, and exploded horribly. What battleship, you ask? Why, i refer to the WAAttle ship, something i totally did not just make up. Besides, the JOEguard was actually just a bunch of charged creepers.

Suddenly, a well. What is well? All manner of things, and all manner of things shall be well. JOEbob realizes that Zone 5 is just a small stone island with a single well on it. He has seen though the """illusion""", yet blinded himself to a truth. Which, naturally, is that none of this is real. He walks up to the well, looking over the edge. The walls are studded with chunks of glass-sharp obsidian. There, naturally, is no other method. It seems the only escape is the well.

And so, JOEbob jumps to his death, is promptly cut badly by a chunk of obsidian, and then drowns in the water, rising above exactly 6 times before drowning.

:^)