I join/prepare to join the Siege of the Rundown House. But before that, i put 3 skillplonks into HP, and swap the following:
Firebomb for Guardian

I also equip a MP orb.

I then, in celebration of Markipiler having his Legendary Artifact dogged, use the dog residue 500 times, and then create a dog. Who will reside in the inventory.

I then quickly take my pair of true mages robes, and prepare to modify them a bit. I, using the tem sewing kit, open up the seams of the part of the TMRs that cover the arms. Meanwhile, i grab two units of the Magical Cardobard, and cut those units into cardboard cards. Three per Magical Cardobard, totaling six. I then proceed to grab 6 units of Hallowed bark (arf), cut them in half, and wrap them around the lower half of those aforementioned cardboard cards. I then remove 6 unit's worth of Cinder Bark (woof) from a Cinder Log and wrap it around the top of the cardboard cards.

Next up, i take the Scroll of Ultranova, and promptly shred it into 6 Slices of the Scroll of Ultranova, which somehow still have all the magical ultranova power. Before i actually craft it into the robes, i put each of the shreds though a magical treatment process that magically adds fluff to the world's crappiest and least inspired crafting posts enhances the power of magic channeled or otherwise present in the treated objection. I then carefully wrap each of the shreds around the center of the cards i previously covered in both types of wood. This, naturally, causes the aforementioned to glow with the imbued elements, glowing with the power of air, ice, and fire. But not light because light is for silly beam mages.


I then proceed to carve runes, written in latin, into each of the cards. Said latin is fake latin, because actual latin is a bit too edgy nowadays. Anyway, said fake latin runes somehow empower the cards even more. I then take the remaining shreds of Cardobard from before, and using a small amount of hallowed and cinder bark, create a bunch of "charms" whose only real property is magical enchancement, and sow them into the TMRs, all along the sleeves and torso. I then sow the aforementioned six cards into the sleeves of the mage robe, with three on each side. I then proceed to take 5 pieces of both types of bark and sow said bark into the robes, granting even more ice and fire resist.

Don't really have much in the way of stats in mind (i'd perfer to discuss on discord in this instance) but the robes shall be called the "Bark Robes"


@Irecreeper Also, my character sheet has a small mistake. According to it, the Nurse Hat stole the topper's stats.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 00:46:00

Battlefury is prevented from making a dog.

third x3+1 combob

Alt heads back to The Dollhouse. She thanks Marron for the cookie with a smile.

...Hey Marron, do you want to do some Trick-or-Treating or something? I've still got my costume, and I'm sure there's still time.
...It'll be fun~!

If she is convinced, Alt re-equips her Halloween costume and goes trick-or-treating with Marron. She doesn't actually ask for any treats though, since she's already had some.

Meanwhile, Toast drops the 2 HP and 1 MP Orb she has equipped, picks up the SPC Orb and puts a point from SPC into 3 points into HP. In total, that's a gain of 4 HP and loss of 1 MP.

She then switches skills to Shifting Sands and Melody. (Also could you remove the +100 Limit Break cost -100 secondary special costs thing? It kinda nerfs my ability to use Fallen Angel effectively. That would also mean that Rogue would be at 142 SP.)

Toast picks up Oblivion's Topper and the Laughing Staff and slam bams them down on the OCDS.

This upgrade'll be cake. Some sort of corrupted psychic cake. Some sort of corrupted psychic cake that laughs at you. Rude.

She seperates the end of the laughing staff (which I'm going to define as a maliciously laughing face for the sake of this upgrade) from the shaft, placing them seperately on the workbench. Toast places the laughing staff end into a bubble of energy, and brings out a number of Wire Bits, and a number of Glass Shards. Numbers which are 15 and 3 respectively. She links the wire bits into a long, narrow cord, and fuses the wires with the qualities of the glass. Boom, fiber optics. After making those, she 'plugs in' the set of wires into Oblivion's Topper. Due to it's code based nature, they integrate surpisingly well. The other end she places into the orb of energy, which was still floating. The laughing staff tip is integrated into the wires as energy, which flows into Oblivion's Topper. The hat gains a number of symbols across it's surface, resembling dark, shadowy faces laughing. She takes the fiber optics out of the hat, and flips it over.

Next she picks up the Zettastone. Everything resistance from the staff and Oblivion's Topper? Why, this is just the perfect material. She uses a mortar and pestle to grind it up. If that don't work, she uses a jackhammer. If that doesn't work, she uses a small loan of a million bulldozers. The dust of the Zettastone is placed into the hat, casting a purple glow on it's interior surfaces.

Now, for my next trick, I'm going to do something incredibly cool.

She turns the hat around, showing the theoretical audience that there were no holes in the hat. She taps the hat 3 times with a SCIENCE BATON.

One, two, three... Hey presto! The dust is gone!

The hat looks exactly the same, but when she flips it over...

As you can see, no dust remains! Except...

The purple color of the interior begins to spread across the whole thing, washing the grey topper into a deep violet.

INSANITY'S TOPPER CRAFTED. +1 Skill slot and +25% everything resistance are preferred.

After all that, she heads down to the Rundown house fight.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 01:14:00

Shooty manages a few last words...
"...what...no...candy...?"
Then he just dies, losing all his HP. (Hot Pockets)
The Loot Chest isn't the finest coffin, but it's comfy.
Too bad that doesn't really matter, since, y'know, dead.

---

Shooty respawns at the MW Antidisestablishmentarianism with a single Hot Pocket and the inability to travel to dangerous locations. So instead of kicking down Xavier's door, sniping his face off, stealing his candy and taking the box back, Shoot just mopes, flops onto the nearest chair / sofa he can find in the ship and thinks about his life choices.
Well, previous life choices.
But still.
Sad times.

---

The Shootster must've been 4 hours into watching non-stop Temflix when he started wondering what he was doing with his life. He was lying around watching The Fresh Prince of Tem-Air when he should be fighting stuff, but since he can't fight stuff, he decides to do the next best thing – train to fight stuff. And so he begins his epic journey on the quest to boop Xavier's nosetip until it falls off.
Oh yeah, and get some candy.
And he needs the box too.

-cue epic training montage-

Shooty takes his hat off, boosting his intelligence but lowering his strength. He places three skill points into strength, which brings it back up. He then places the remaining skill point into Hot Pockets, granting him a maximum of 30 Hot Pockets at a time.

---

Shootster removes his Toxic Scanner, and attempts to enhance it. He begins by simply placing the Toxic Scanner on the Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station.
Taking x4 Phase Matter, he puts them into a Lava Bucket and begins churning, mixing the Phase Matter together. He decides to use a Rapier for the stirring. After the Phase Matter has been properly merged, he pours the Merged Phase Matter onto a Nice Hat. Shoot wears the Nice Hat on his head.
Taking x25 Wire Bits, Shoot builds a Radio Wave Transmitter into the Toxic Scanner, and a Radio Wave Receiver on the Nice, Phase Matter Covered Hat.
Shooty brings the Multiform Key to the Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station, and injects the key into the transmitter on the Toxic Scanner.
Shoot uses the Temmie Sewing Kit to sow a little button on the Toxic Scanner.
Now, whenever Shoot presses that button on the Toxic Scanner, the transmitter sends the powers of the Multiform Key to the receiver in his hat, which makes the Phase Matter teleport / switch in another weapon for him.

Input:
Toxic Scanner (Trinket) x1
Multiform Key (Trinket) x1
Phase Matter x4
Wire Bits x25

Output:
Comic Sanser (Trinket) x1
Grants a 100% Hit Chance, and +1 HP Regen. Also poisons any foe you hit for two turns if you wouldn't miss your original attack.
+
Allows the player to equip, and switch between two weapons at will; weapon switching between the two is a free action. Forces you to wear a nice hat, blocking up the Hat equip slot.

If I can't have all of the abilities listed, these are my preferences (in order) of which ones I want to keep:

1. Equip and Switch between two Weapons at will as a free action.
2. 100% Hit Chance.
3. Poison any foe hit if the original attack wouldn't miss.
4. +1 Hot Pocket Regen.

Shoot hopes he didn't completely bork the crafting of his new trinket.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 01:47:00

Uroboros goes to a Jack-o-Melon in the hopes of getting some "sw33tl00t," namely, candy. It seems their sweet tooth is irascible and limitless. After that's done with, they actually do something of importance for once in their life, and change some shit with their character. Which is to say, I change some shit with their character.

3 skill into HP, so +6 HP, 4 skill into MP, so +4 MP, and 3 skill into INT, so +1 INT. There. Then, I change the conditions for which my special attack can fill. I've found that having to rely on other people to fill it... doesn't work very well. At all. So I'll change it to that the special attack will fill based on "Resisting Elements," "Tanking Damage due to AC," (x2) and "Casting Auto-Pinaries." (x10) I switch Healmore with Sapsplash, and wait for a certain hat to come into my possession. I take an STR Orb while I'm at it, too. That oughta be grand/d'oh as hell.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 02:06:00

I toss our single egg into Xavier's house after going to all the area Jack-o-Melons to trick-or-treat. If I can, I try to get seeds from somebody. I also buy an Ember.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 04:13:00

Breathe in, b-OI. Wait, what? That's wrong. Take two.

Breathe in, breathe out.

"+ain+ed "Magi+ech" Sui+, +urn on."

HealerX's new armor activates. Its dark purple lights turn on, HealerX's AGI gets boosted, and he starts floating off the ground.

"Nice. I can fly now."

And then he drops to the ground. The powersuit's HUD displays a priority announcement.

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO gorilla"

"Why?"

"THYME EMERGENCY"

HealerX does a victory dance while panicking. Again. Kek. Then he notices Uroburos' return.

"Oh hey, Pinary guy. You're back."

He returns to panicking while doing a victory dance.

"VAUL+HUN+ER.EXE!!!"

"Rubber Ducky activated."

HealerX deploys a rubber ducky floatie, which bounces him around the zone. After a while, the floatie digistructs itself back into the program.

"Can'+ believe +ha+ ac+ually worked. And +ha+ I had +he program all +his +ime. Or should I say "+hyme?" I'll le+ myself ou+ now."

And then the powersuit decides to play the scene between Roxxanne and the Author.

"+HIS IS NO+ AN OK."

Unfortunately the Brain Bleach Archives do not contain actual brain bleach. But then he realizes that he is a robot, so he simply puts those memories into the recycle bin.

One of the benefits of not being Dimitri Aerov anymore.

He saves the rest of the memories, meditates, and then casually shuffles to the impending Xavier fight.
----
"Flumpty may be immune to-"

"immune to what?"

"IMMUNE TO THE EDGE"

"IT'S EASY TO BE IMMUNE TO YOURSELF"

How did this memory even get here? He watches it, and realizes that this is Strike Back Against the Cansur, Part 1. The Edgium glows a deep black in response. He then throws the memory into the recycle bin, and the Edgium stabilizes.
----
"You do realize that you could just have digistructed your old body back, right?"

"+he acciden+ +ha+ forced me +o be in +his robo+ body happened WAY before +he inven+ion of digis+ruc+ +echnology, kid. A long, long +ime before digis+ruc+ion."

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 04:16:00

...

Lyra's practically spooked solid from all that pure WAAAAA energy that has just surged from Roxxy. You feel like something far stranger has began...

But regardless, she shuffles towards the impending Xavier battle.

[small][small][small][small]Tazz... we have pressing matters to discuss, somewhere else. Please, personally message the account that has posted this... and tell him Lykos sent you. I'll be able to talk to you from there.[/small][/small][/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 04:19:00

Heya. Speaking on behalf of Tazz here. This turn we starting the siege on Xaviers house. Here's the plan, and there really is not much to it:

We're gonna be having a frontline and a backline. Frontline consists of the following: Myself, the Operative, Numbersoup, Battlefury (because 2 ZoC) and Lyra. For backline we'll have Speed, Uroboros, Cyanogynist and Nomble.

Frontliners will be focussed on tanking damage and otherwise blocking off the enemies. Backliners will be focussed on healing, buffing and operating the Siege Weapons. Simple stuff.

/null

EDIT: If you check out the relevant section in the Walkthrough (8.32), we're doing the Siege tactic, if you want more information.



Originally posted on 2016-11-03 06:51:00

Near the end of the weirdness with Roxxanne (I will probably announce the Author's thoughts during, but not right now. Only the last... like... two lines involving me), he acknowledges Roxxanne's command to begin dealing with Xavier.

"Honestly, I'm not sure what on Earth you did with that Tea, but you certainly seem more powerful than when you made the Inkblot. Thanks for that, by the way. I think I said that already, but I've say it again in case. Good luck in your battle against Flumpty, if that's where you're going. I'm sure you won't need luck though."

The Author salutes Roxxanne, acknowledging that he should probably leave and begin to lay siege on Xavier's house. He spins the Inkblot in his hand, turns around and walks out the door.

To everyone else... The Author walks out the Teahouse, Closes the door, and...

I was going to say has a fire in his eyes (all three points in STR, and I'm doing it now... well, I forgot last turn, but dealing with that made him stronger), but you wouldn't be able to see that behind the darkest pair of sunglasses the Mindscape has ever seen.

He will not comment on what happened inside the Teahouse. If anyone asks, then they will get one response.

"Ask Roxxanne. She's ok, she left to fight Flumpty."

The Author makes movements towards the Rundown House, and hides out of sight. He waits for other people to arrive.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 07:13:00

>DarkSide: Load up the siege weaponry!
DarkSide, before anyone deploys the Ballistae into the fight, unloads the Patch of Grass from the Ballista, replacing it with an explosive ballista arrow.
He then loads up the GFSSB with the other explosive ballista arrow, the Piercing Ballista Bolt, a Bucket of Lava modified to have a piercing head via 1 iron, covering up the lava until it penetrates, and a vial of red solution. He draws back the launcher's vines, ready to be fired on-command. I would suggest using a split piercing bolt to pierce 2 holes in the side of the house, then firing the rest into the holes to destroy it from the inside and out.

Originally posted on 2016-11-03 17:12:00

I take some silkweed, and lay it out onto a table. I put 2 Medical Herbs onto the silkweed. I then take 1 piece of Hollowed Bark, cut it up into nice pieces, and put the pieces onto the silkweed. I then proceed to place 4 pieces of Halloween Candy on it, and wrap the silkweed up with the ingredients on it into a cigar.

Expended: 1 Silkweed, 2 Medical Herbs, 1 Hollowed Bark, 4 Halloween Candy

Creates: Hollowed Cigar (does something... probably) (really it's up to you to decide what it does)

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 04:30:00

While The Operative was about to respond to Chloe's statements, evidently relieved at her decision to ensure her own survival a little more, he then notes that she's sort of fallen asleep on him. That pretty much kills off what his response was going to be before it can even be formed, and he just smiles, letting her lean on his shoulder... and, suddenly, remembering how long it's been since he took a nap... huh...

...A few moments later, his eyes dim, then turn black, with a few faint green tinge areas still visible to indicate the mechanical nature of his eyes. He, too, thus becomes motionless, having entered a hibernation mode of sorts... Kind of peaceful and cute like this.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 12:31:00

I chill and prepare to join the siege.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 18:29:00

(woops accidental post)

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 18:46:00

Teag decides to do some crafting in anticipation of the upcoming fight.
He first takes 5 Twin Pistols from the Character Creation page, which equals 10 pistols. He then removes the magazines, then strips down the pistols to just the ammunition chamber, firing piece, and barrel. Teag then erects a casing for the weapon out of 15 Iron and 5 Wood, and places the stripped-down pistols within. He also adds a primer to the top pistol, and adds a small motor to the piece the pistols are attached to. He then adds an auto-ammunition filler to the bottom pistol, and covers up the rest of everything. He makes an ammunition belt, to which he adds the ammo from the removed magazines. This does not nearly fill the belt, so he takes 100 more pistols from the starting inventory and used the ammunition to fill up the belt. (The extra pistols are tossed off of Nightmare Mountain.) He then attaches the belt to the auto-loader and slings it over the weapon. He builds a small fortification out of Iron around it, and shows his invention to the world.

PISTOL MINIGUN:
An emplacement weapon like the Ballista or Slingshot. Must be placed in a certain direction, and it may only fire in that direction. It takes your action to place down, pick up, or use.
When used, it fires 10 (3-4) damage shots. They can be focus-fired or target multiple foes, but it loses 1 shot for every space between the foes you target. Each shot is affected by AC (it's innefective against any armor), and has their own chance to dodge/crit (sorry ire). The fortification on it also grants +1 AC to whoever uses it.

After it is completed, Teag places it down facing the Rundown House, next to the Ballista.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 18:49:00

I join the siege against X/Flumpty.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 18:54:00

Mabuz will change his spells back to Grim Bolt/Shallow Grave/Revive, adding Temship Raid for his last slot.

Originally posted on 2016-11-04 22:46:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-ONE>
The GM proceeds to have a slight freakout over Tazz's post. BUT I GUESS IT'S HAPPENING.

Roxxanne takes a sip of the Thyme Tea. The taste is... surprisingly good! While it does have a hint of cardboard, you really do enjoy the other various flavors that you infused into the tea. You also enjoy the fact that you're now an eldritch abomination, and oh god-

-you then fly away, moments later. The powers of the thyme and plot convenience inform you that Flumpty is located on a mindscape island not too far from your position. Flying just north of Nightmare Mountain, you arrive at the island. A single house adorns it, seemingly abandoned. You fly inside, walking through the front door. And by "front door", I mean that you crash in through the ceiling, taking Flumpty by surprise. You proceed to zap(?) him with "The Morality-Core Remover-From-That-Egg Thingy", and extract the Morality-Core-ity right out of him, obtaining the Moralsphere. The top half of Flumpty's shell turns to face you, somehow not splitting off from the bottom half. A guttural roar emerges from the egg, and what sounds like slurred, inconclusive words tumble from his mouth. You don't even bother to try and translate it.

You then proceed to give your introductory speech, Flumpty watching you, mouth agape. He then roars a bit more, before a figure wearing a suit, tophat, and monocle; Birthday Boy Blam, steps out of the shadows of the house.

Hello, Rembrandt. Fancy seeing one of you taking the fight to our house. My dearest friend Flumpty isn't really in a speaking mood today, so sorry. So I'll be talking in his place. So yes, dear Rembrandt; you're going to be the one that dies. Hoho!

Blam steps towards you. He pulls out a cane out from behind his back.

Honestly, what a foolhardy move you've made here today! What a kerfuffle. Taking the fight to our lovely household, of all places? Surely, you're smarter than that, dearie; you found a way to become... that. But that's besides the point; what made you think it'd be a good idea to come after our innocent chap, the egg?

Flumpty roars for a second. Blam silences him with a finger, and leans forth on his cane.

Ah, it appears that Flumpty wants to play a game. Come on out, now!

Blam claps his hands. On cue, a clown, a purple thing, a beaver, and a dinosaur made of eyes and flesh and augh slink out of the shadows.

Dearest Eyesaur has been wanting a new pair of eyes for quite some time now. I believe yours will do quite nicely. But any-who...

Blam points his cane towards you, in a threatening manner.

EN-GARDE!



You (and only you, Roxxanne) are accosted by...




This battle has SPECIAL RULES: see below for details!

But anyway, resuming normal dop.

Battlefury swaps Firebomb for Guardian, and equips an MP Orb. You then uses the Dog Residue 500 times, creating 3500 spare bits of residue. You then fail to make a dog out of them. You then imbue your True Mage Robes with 2 Magical Cardboard, 11 Hollowed Bark, 11 Cinder Logs (somehow), and the Scroll of Ultranova. This creates the Bark Robes, which have a noticeable lack of dog. You obtain +1 INT, as well as some resists.

Alt then asks Marron if she wants to go trick-or-treating.

tc: ...
tc: ...it's kinda childish...
tc: But eh, sure.

She promptly borrows Nightmarron and a Floating Platform so she can make a costume. She retreats into her house, and re-emerges as a pretty convincing Grim Reaper, floating above the ground thanks to the platform. She's veiled entirely in black, no colors showing besides the white of her face, and a slip or two of pink hair. She floats over to Ette, receives 4 pieces of candy, then floats off towards the path to that area Near The Ascent. She gestures for you to follow.

---

...you eventually arrive back at the Dollhouse, with a very satisfied Marron. She was smiling the whole time, like a little girl. And not a sadistic, cruel smile; a genuine one. When you entered Zone 3, to collect candy, she followed you around as you led the way, through the Chamber of OC's and down to the tiny house. As you both settle down at the house, Marron hands you 4 pieces of candy; she's keeping the rest for herself. Now back in the company of you and your allies, she's trying her hardest to hide her smile.

tc: I guess I should thank you, Toast.
tc: That was the most fun I've had in some time...
tc: Nice to know that there's more than one nice person in the mindscape.

...Marron waves to Ette.

tc: Here's your stuff.

She hands you Nightmarron, and the floating platform.

tc: S-So I guess I'll see you later?
tc: Just call me up if you need me for something...
tc: ...friend?
[small][small]tc: (ew gorilla gotta sandpaper my tongue augh)[/small][/small]

She hands you a slip of (not sand)paper with her phone number, and heads back inside her house. Ette then proceeds to give you a full sized Generic Chocolate Treat as a bit of extra thanks for you. Meanwhile, actual-you proceeds to combine the Zettastone, 15 Wire Bits, 3 Glass Shards, the Oblivion's Topper, and the Laughing Staff to create the Insanity's Topper! To reward yourself for a job well done, you also do an orb shuffle to change your stats. You then perfectly toss Oblivion's Topper onto Uroboros's head.

You then run over to the Rundown House. Xavier observes your movements from inside the house. Shoot then questions his life choices, and places a skillpoint into his Hot Pocket stat, and three into his STR. You then fuse the Toxic Scanner, the Mutliform Key, 4 Phase Matter and 25 Wire Bits, creating the Comic Sanser! It seems you've lost the HP regen, but you've gotten that sweet, sweet weaponswitch. Insert then lobs a single egg into Xavier's House, through that massive gaping hole he made with a wide beam earlier. He retaliates with tiny little grenades, which just so happen to miss you. You then opt to go trick-or-treating, collecting 7 pieces of candy in the process- it looks like some places are starting to run out. In your plight for seeds, the Inferno Arachnid smashes it's Jack-o-Melon, and gives you a few seeds that just so happened to fall out. You obtain 6 Watermelon Seeds. You also clone an Ember for 3 Gold.

HealerX then deploys a rubber ducky, then casually walks to the Rundown House.

ut: What are you all doing here...?

Lyra walks in, kinda spooked about the thyme-based happenings. The Author walks in, while Darkside wheels in the siege weaponry behind him. Xavier is silent for a moment.

ut: gorilla.

Lights begin to flare up around the house. The whir of gears echoes throughout the grounds. The God-Hand whirs with energy, and drones begin to circle the house.

ut: You are NOT destroying my house, gorillaheads!
ut: Even if you killed the triangle! Somehow!
ut: I, Xavier Elem, will strike you imbeciles down!

STRIFE!

...He's totally not prepared for a siege. This should go well. Meanwhile, Jon creates a blunt for some reason, using 1 Silkweed, 2 Medical Herbs, 1 Hollowed Bark, and 4 Halloween Candy. It's somehow a nice healing item. The Operative and Chloe, meanwhile, both simply chill in the MW Anti's cargo hold. After a few moments of rest, Chloe begins to stir, yawning as she awakens.

ga: Mmm...
ga: Oh dear.

She begins to panic a little. She attempts to shake you awake.

ga: I'm really, really sorry to wake you up, but...
ga: Aren't we meant to be at Xavier's House by now?

Numbersoup proceeds to barge into the Rundown House fight, along with Pricey. Teag then makes a Pistol Minigun with 15 Iron and 5 Wood, and a truckload of Dual Pistols. It appears to be incredibly inaccurate; it has a 50% base chance to hit. Mabuz then swaps back to his own spellset, and equips Temship Raid for good measure.

<BATTLE: FLUMPTY LAND, TURN ZERO>
So Roxxanne, you've engaged in a 1v6 battle with Flumpty and Pals. Have fun. Now, a few notes for you:

>You have TRIPLE ACTION for this whole fight! You'll need it to win.
>Your attacks scale with creativity, and can defy the normal rules of the game! You can heal, fortify yourself, summon allies, and more using your attacks!
>You win once all of Flumpty's friends are dead.
>If you do summon, they'll tend to have 400 HP, and (50-60) attack. "Charging" a summon using an action, and waiting until next turn, will tend to give about 600 HP and (70-80) attack. Summons can have unique, custom actions, that you dictate, especially if charged!
>If you kill Flumpty, you win.

Also, do note Tazz, that there's been some rather large concerns regarding your update speed in 0. It's made waves on the Discord server, and well, I personally believe that maybe you should spend a bit less time on Chaos. While I don't want you to LEAVE the game at all, I think it'd be best if you let most of the planning and other time-consuming stuff fall onto other players.

...if you don't fix up your schedule, I might need to convert the Flumpty Fight to TwitchPlaysRoxxanne, which would still be interesting and fun.

<BATTLE: THE RUNDOWN HOUSE, TURN ZERO>
This shouldn't be too hard; he wasn't expecting siege equipment! Now, do note that there are loads of traps in the house; unmarked trapdoors, railguns, and even gas traps! You can also destroy everything. The whole house. For keks.

Xavier is on the top floor. Beat him up to win.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 00:00:00

Roxxanne gets a message from someone called "Tickmore."

"HEY, R(/)XXANNE. TRASH TH(/)SE SCRUBS. AND TRY N(/)T T(/) (/)BLITERATE (/)UR C(/)NSCI(/)USNESSES WHILE Y(/)U'RE AT IT. XTRULL(/)R (/)UT."
----
After Numbersoup uses Guardian, HealerX dodgerolls to I15, blasts the Door, and backflips to K17.

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 02:47:00

I move to e19 and fire a explosive chamber at G12, before retreating to g18

Originally posted on 2016-11-05 04:43:00