@The_Nonexistent_Tazz Good point, might just go quickly change that now. Thanks for the welcome and reccomendation!

@PitTheAngel To be the very best, like no one ever was I know someone who plays, I got interested in it so they walked me through the rules / concepts. I'm playing mainly for fun, but I might be looking for a bit of glory too.

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Actions:

Shoot rocks up to The Bonfire, simply waving at The Operative and The Author. He moves until he finds a spot that is "just right", and takes a shot at the Tem of Cinders. Afterwards, realising his spot is adequate but that spot on the left could be oh so more adequate, he scoots to the left.

>Spawns at The Bonfire, F12.
>Moves to E10.
>Rifle Shot at the Tem of Cinders.
>Retreats to D10.

Originally posted on 2016-10-20 09:07:00

Hmm... Can I mark items? If I can I mark 2 of the circuit board for my own use.I'm then going to the Outer Wall battle first. I enters at C7 and goes to F6, then get Prone and shoots the Glitch Night Ghost. If I can I cast Augmentation before I shoot it. And then I fall down to F8. And unprone by weapon skill.

Originally posted on 2016-10-20 12:43:00

Fine, Delta heads to Zone 3.

Originally posted on 2016-10-20 21:37:00

I move to F6 and cast Healmore on G5.

Originally posted on 2016-10-21 00:09:00

@Redstone, Mindcrush doesn't work on elites. All Scale enemies are elites.

/nop

@teag, reminder: repair the splinter helicopter

Originally posted on 2016-10-21 00:28:00

Pi promptly turns in to a Temmie, and equips the Pi-t Lord.
He also happens to join the Outer Wall fight at C7, then flies to H3 and does a super cool looking mid air chop at the Glitch Crimera.

Originally posted on 2016-10-21 20:07:00

Mabuz will cast Shallow Grave on Battlefury and move to E8.

Originally posted on 2016-10-21 20:24:00

Siria snipes Bill.

Originally posted on 2016-10-21 23:21:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE>

Teag then reswitches to Ice Pillar, Sentry, and Healmore. Teag then asks for the price of the potion, and gets the response of "Seven gold." Tazz then makes another really long post, but it consists mostly of fight-based actions. Whew. Chlorin then accepts Bill's offer, granting him 15 SP (sucked from Redstone), but he recieves 1 Skill Point in return. Toast then adds more things to the Walkthrough Request Queue, which I might tackle tomorrow. Alt then asks Ette about the puppet in the escape pod. Ette waves her arms around, and Marron opts to translate for you.

tc: Ugh, it must be that klutzy puppet again...
tc: Can't even properly move into position for an ambush...
tc: ...It'll probably realize something's wrong eventually, and come back to me, though.

Toast then drains the Ikea Canister, placing the woodworms in a box, and the water in bottles, which then goes into bottles. Hot Pocket, or rather, DJ Shoot McShotface joins the game! Welcome! Numbersoup then offers a deal, which Bill accepts-

WHAT.

THE gorilla.

THAT WASN'T ME. 1 SAW THE L00PH0LE. Y0UR GM D1DN'T. TH1S 1S STUP1D! 1'LL GET ALL 0F Y0U F0R TH1S!

...Bill's SP per turn drops to 5! All players in the Bill Fight gain +1 Basic Attack DMG for the rest of the fight! Then, the Scribe Author joins the game as well! Welcome! You also decide to take the Glitch Temmie for some reason. This was a good idea...? (Probably.) The Author and Shoot then head to the Bonfire. Sunny then goes to the Outer Wall, while Delta absconds his way to Zone 3. Pi then attempts to equip Pit Lord, but that item hasn't existed for a number of turns! You still join the battle at the Outer Wall, though.

Roxxanne's Clone, because I nearly forgot, heads to Zone 1 and uses it's entropic powers to obliterate the hell out of some ore. This somehow neatly mines it. You obtain 24 Iron Ore, and 6 Diamonds. Scaleform also resembles a ridiculously long sword; or is it a sword? Really, it's more of a hilt with a mass of unstable little scales hovering where the blade would be, glowing with a radiant crimson energy.

Teag then x3 FIRST POST combos. (3 / 5) FIRST STRIKE PROGRESS.

<ZONE 6>
SOUL looks for pieces of the monolith to throw into the abyss, but can't seem to find any! You opt to try just ripping it out of the ground, and into the abyss directly. Nothing happens.
(2 / 10)

<BATTLE: BILL IS GETTING WRECKED, TURN TWO>
Honestly, bill is getting destroyed. Just be wary of his assistance when he drops to 50% HP, and his increase in attacks. You'll have fun then.

<BATTLE: THE OUTER WALL, TURN ONE>
Beware the Glitch Night Ghost's Yarn attacks! A Glitch Crimera also placed itself in such a way that it's blocking an easy passage to killing the Glitch Night Ghost. A shame.

<BATTLE: THE BONFIRE, TURN ONE>
The Tem of Cinders can't aim. This shouldn't be too bad. If it misses another three attacks I'm rigging it's RNG okay

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 02:00:00

FIRST x3 COMBOB.
Teag jumps up to E8, throwing an 11 MP sentry to G8, before doing a mid-air turn and flying back to D9.
Teag goes to I6, casts Donald Trump Ice Pillar at (J4, K5, K6), and ends his turn.

Teag's clone gets the name teag2 and does some gathering. First, he goes and grabs a couple of samples of Temmie Flakes. He then notices there are two portals in Zone 1, making one redundant. He salvages the Portal To Memoir Caverns. He then uses the other gateway to warp to Memoir Caverns, and heads to the Grav-Core testing room. He (disgustingly) picks up some Dried Blood (could be useful for genetics, you never know) and grabs the Floating Platforms. He then loots the destroyed engines and debris in the engine testing room.
teag2 then grabs the chains from the Forbidden Chamber, and buckets up some Rift Matter. He also climbs up and steals the Broken Rocket Boosters.

After running to Zone 3, teag2 grabs the Random Floating Target and goes to the Cavern of OC's and takes the other glass panes...and the chambers themselves, why not.

In Zone 4, teag2 grabs the radio equipment for Ayaze to use and the statue of Chaos teabagging (Teag is forming some sort of plan to put it over a dead secretary) before heading in to the Passage to the Hidden Lab, grabbing the broken pod on the way in.

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 02:26:00

Fine, I heal Battlefury after moving to c7.

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 02:31:00

>HealerX: Thanks, RNG!
Both sarcastically and sincerely.
>HealerX: Move to F5, then shoot yourself.
CG. Coconut Gun.
>End turn.
Okay.

"HEROES NEVER DIE!" - Toast.

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 04:12:00

...Sure? Anyways, I move to E7 and shove a Mindcrush into Bill.

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 05:00:00

i use a gren sap jar and activate dogsong

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 05:02:00

I move to D9, attack Bill, and retreat to F8

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 05:05:00

Meanwhile, in another place known as the discord of mania...or Discord, Tazz unintentionally sets off horrifying events...

The Nonexistent Tazz - Today at 8:46 PM
"Do it, or I turn into ANOTHER Lyra! And then, I'll spread a L-Virus that transforms everyone into Lyra! Lyrapocalypse!"
-Roxxanne, maybe.

"A virus? That transforms people? That...is...GENIUS! THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA!"



Tazz, I blame you for this. You have caused these events to transpire. The sickness might be kicking in to us as we speak. Panic in the streets. Invest in seishis. Take all the healing potions.

...Or maybe I'm overunderreacting. That too.

Don't worry, Toaster Bagels! I have your back as a friend!

MOVE: K8
SHIELD Toast
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 05:35:00

Alright, I suppose it's my turn for some strategizing for the Outer Wall battle.

@Pi: Move to and attack Glitch Crimera 1. If you hit, throw a splinter at it if it's not dead. You can do enough damage to OHKO it either way. I would like you to move to (H6) for this.

After Pi does the above, and before Teag can make his move, I move to (I5) and Heal the Glitch Night Ghost for fatal damage, just like his pal. I then retreat to (J6).

If Pi does not kill the Glitch Crimera, I meditate instead.

@Teag: Pull up some Ice Pillars at (J4, K5, K6). Maybe move to (I6) for this. Don't worry about the Glitch Eater; I'll handle that next round. This is to shield us from the Yarn Balls of Doom if they survive after the Night Ghost's Death. If they dissipate, ignore this step and screw over the Glitch Eater there instead. Or something. I don't really care that much.

Yep, I'm a douce to Glitch Night Ghosts. Honestly, screw those guys in Cave Story.

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 05:40:00

Hasn't I gone to the Outer Wall? If I have gone in C7 there I go up to E$ and shoot the Ghost, else I enter at C7

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 06:21:00

----Zone 4----

Clone me heads back to the Base, or wherever Gladius is. "So...Gladius, now that you're in a better mood, I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that Flumpty didn't kill your brother after all! He's totally alive-and totally stupid, which is the bad news, as Bill is seriously considering trying to have him kill us with his X-Sabers. He hasn't agreed to anything yet, though. Can you please head back to his house and, uh, convince him otherwise? I'm sure that he'll be much more inclined to listen to you...One way or another, really. Especially since if you get angry you could threaten to burn down his house? He isn't killing you anytime soon."

"...Yeah, you can understand why I didn't tell you this sooner. We only really knew about him being for-sure alive VERY recently, however. He's here, I think." Roxxanne adds, pointing EXACTLY where his house is right now. "I'm sure you can come to some arrangement-preferably with him alive, mind-and come out of things as Kinder, better people."

"...On a tangent, he also really hates Flumpty." Roxxanne says. "Whatever he DID do, aside from steal his Morality Core-ness, wasn't so pleasant. We're working on, well, fixing that issue, because I've just had a crazy idea that might just work..."

----Bill's Shrine----

OK, WE HAVE AN ORDER OF OPERATIONS FOR THESE FIRST FOUR ATTACKS.

@Nomble: Augument Toast, move to E7, and start playing the Song of Rage. Also, toss a Mana Vial at Insert, his next action is impossible otherwise.

@Insert: Mindcrush Bill (haha irony), consume a Green Sap Jar, boogie to B6.

@Soup: moves to D9, bash Bill in the eye and retreat to F8.

@Toast: move to D9, pull a Leatherface on Bill, retreat to E11.

@Siria: Focus and shoot bill; Retreat to E5.

That should be like 200 damage. Thank Toast for the exact spaces to move to.

@Tem SWAT 1: Just keep Guarding for now.

@Tem SWAT 2: Use Restore Terrain on the tile you're standing on, then move up to J7. You are JUST out of his attack range altogether, coincidentally.

@Tem SWAT 3: F13, Fire on Bill, retreat to F14. It's not like where you are now is out of Range 6 of his LoS...

@Tem SWAT 4: Meditate!

@X-Saber 1: Uh, activate your medidation protocols, or something.

@X-Saber 2: Attack Bill at D11 (Follow-up Slash on it too), then Retreat to E14.

@Cyanogynist: Shoot yourself in the face and back up a bit.

@Battlefury: Sap Jar to cure yourself.

@Chlorin: You can't reach bill, Fireball the last Banner. Might as well...

I move to H10 and use the Cane's passive to Earthbomb Pyronica right into the Abyss. 100% accuracy, 16-17 damage with 13 INT in effect, and a 20-damage Abyssdrop, means Pyronica is dead. "You're just as dumb as your non-local counterpart! Blinded by knowledge! No better than a glorified library who can only know, and never understand! Don't act like it was the GM's fault for a second! So many other iterations of you across time, space and mind died the same way you just got owned-conned. THAT is why you're known as Blindeye, stupid!" Ire proceeds to give Roxxanne a skillpoint for her defense of the GM against Bill, as well as the sickness of that burn by basically calling a pseudo-omniscient entity stupid and proving it.

----The Outer Wall----

OK, so DarkSide has a plan for this one and I like it, so refer to DarkSide's post, please.

----The Bonfire----

Ayaze will plop down a Speaker at G9 before moving to D11. Her song will be Deceive. The Arrow-Kun will move up to H9, bonk the Tem of Cinders, and move back to H10.

@Speedon: You have enough for another Melody this turn. Use it on the Operative. Also, stand away from any cardinal/diagonal the Temmie is on and Range 4 of it, if you can help it. A reminder, your Melody has Range 2. D7 is ideal.

@The Operative: You will have to break the flake, you're literally the only guy capable of it right now. You'll have double-action. Move up to slash the Crimson Flake, then rush back down to attack Glitch Temmie. Keep out of his cardinals/diagonals!

Originally posted on 2016-10-22 06:53:00

Lemme do this trick.

/\ /\ V V < > < > B A

This promptly creates a clone of Chlorin, who breaks movement rules and GTFOs from the battle. He then walks over to the Rundown House or wherever the hell Xavier is.

Call the clone Other Chlorin.

He then attempts to help Xavier make his decision.

Hey there Xavier, I'm Other Chlorin, also known as Chlorin's twin, also known as Chlorin's exact clone!
Sorry to interrupt your train of thought, I'd like to give you a reminder that the "fools" Bill's talkin about are the dudes who helped you and they are the good dudes! Also, we're optimized to spam revive on each other, so you'll have a hard time killing us.
get it train of thought I'm a Novakid I ride a space locomotive

Chlorin then Fireballs the final Bill Banner.

EDIT: I have some ideas using the Broken Railgun we have, both involving fixing it.
We could do two things:
A: Make a Railgun Sparky.
B: Take the inner mechanisms, repair the mechanisms, and integrate them into the Pulse Rifle.


Originally posted on 2016-10-22 15:45:00