The skies of the Mindscape darken with non-canonical-ness, as spotlights fill the Mindscape. That generic awards-show music blares through the mindscape, nearly causing everyone ear damage as the happy tune blasts the skies. A random voice then reverberates though the Mindscape... "Welcome to the DTG Awards: Chaos! With your only eligible host and award show namesake... Chaos!"

There's the sound of applause, which fades as Chaos begins to speak.

cc: (t)hank you, random bla©k (t)ex(t) person!
cc: we have a... really (t)rash show for you (t)oday!
cc: bu(t) hey, we have a laughably low budge(t) for (t)his game.
cc: so, uh, gorilla you.
cc: le(t)'s ge(t) (t)o our awards, shall we?
cc: i'll le(t) random bla©k (t)ex(t) person say s(t)uff now.

"So, the first award of the day is the REAL MVP AWARD. In all caps, yes. This award is reserved for the best of the best; the leaders, the fighters, the people who've destroyed the game simply so they could get a few stat boosts. The two winners of the REAL MVP AWARD are, with eight and seven votes respectively... Roxxanne and Toast!"

...Roxxanne and Toast are promptly randomly teleported out of their battles, an on to a stage to claim their rewards. I'll probably edit in their speeches or quotes later, if they write any. Once all that's said and done, they're teleported back to where they once were.

cc: hahaha, i'm not surprised. abou(t) (t)he firs(t) one, anyway.
RUNNER UP: Tem Hero (with five votes)

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"Next up comes the Most Reckless Award! While this may not be the most prestigious award, we had to use it because it was suggested to us! The, ahem, "winner" of the Most Reckless Award, is, with six total votes, Redstone!"

Like Roxxanne before him, Redstone is teleported to a stage, given an award, and then sent off, teleported back to all of the puppets. They're slightly confused as to what happened to him, but they don't attack.

cc: again, nobody is surprised. wha(t) is surprising is who (t)he runner up isn'(t).
RUNNER UP: Battlefury (with three votes)

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"Then comes the Greatest Synergy award. Well, I would give this award away AND give it a proper description, if the winner wasn't "What Synergy?" So this one is staying in the box."

cc: ...i(t) go(t) five vo(t)es.).
RUNNER UP: Sleuth & House (with four votes)

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"Now it's time for the Best Weapon Award! While there are a variety of weapons within the Mindscape, only some of them are actually worth using. The weapons here are truly the best of the best, and probably a candidate for nerfs.

cc: "inb4 (t)he awards show was a s©heme so (t)ha(t) people would vo(t)e on an i(t)em (t)o nerf.
cc: bu(t) yeah, (t)he winner of (t)his award is the...
[small][small]cc: (gorilla, i(t)'s a (t)ie)
cc: (i'll jus(t) saw (t)his award in half...)[/small][/small]
cc: (t)he winners are bo(t)h bill's ©ane and (t)he nigh(t)'s bladed sea(t), (t)ied wi(t)h five vo(t)es!

Given that the weapons are weapons and are physically incapable of visiting the show, Chaos warps the cut-in-half award to both weapons.
RUNNER UP: The Tubas (with two votes)

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"And now, the Best Special Award! While SPC is normally looked at as a dump stat, these fine individuals and their specials are the cream of the crop, with cool and/or overpowered effects. Again, candates for nerfing. The winner of the Best Special Award is... The Aura of Smooth, with a whopping 6 votes!"

Roxxanne is teleported onto stage again. Whatever is teleporting you is making you quite nauseous; must be budget teleportation software. Roxxanne then attempts to say something, but is hushed as only her special is allowed to talk. It proceeds to yell "I'd like to thank being AWESOME for allowing me to BE AWESOME!" The crowd cheers and applauds, and Roxxanne is teleported away once more.

cc: hahaha, amazing spee©h!
cc: i(t)'d be funny if you died, and super greed murdered you. and your friends. and your favori(t)e vegetable.
RUNNER UP: P1NARY 1S (with three votes)

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"And now, the Best Boss Award. Those who deserve this reward either had incredible or simply just annoying battles, or perhaps were a fight to remember for various reasons. The winner of the Best Boss Award is... The Sleuth, with four votes!"

A limp body is warped onto the stage. Chaos throws an award at it as the crowd gasps, then applauds as the body fades, giving a thumbs up as it does.
cc:good ol sleu(t)h.
cc: haha, who am i kidding. he almos(t) murdered me.
cc: s©rew you and your (t)rophyyyy
RUNNER UP: Pane and Chairiel Dreemurr (with three votes)

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"Anyway, the Best Foe Award. While it looks like the results are a draw, these two monsters both belong to an amazing species! Give it up for our two winners-"

A Temmie runs onto the stage, and pays the disembodied voice 25 Gold.

"...one winner, Glitch Temmie!"

There's roaring applause as Glitch Temmie marches onto the stage, the other temmie from before diving into the crowd, which doesn't actually really exist. The temmie takes (12) damage from falling off the stage. Glitch Temmie claims her award, announces a sale on Mythril Ingots; one of them, anyway. She then warps away using her own teleportation device.

cc: here a(t) (t)he ©haos awards, bribery is legal.
cc: go(t)(t)a dispose of a ©er(t)ain gli(t)ch zombie, hold on...
RUNNER UP: Glitch Zombie (with four votes)

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"And now, the Best Quote Reward. While I would give a snappy quote about quotes here, DTG: Chaos didn't produce anything like that. So I'll just give you the winner; the winner is the quote of "LET THERE BE PISS!" by the Operative himself! And four votes!"

A tape recorder is thrown on stage as the crowd goes berserk, yelling the quote with as much power and emotion as they can possibly muster. Then a storm of jarate is flung into the crowd, causing them to actually go berserk.

cc: funny s(t)ory abou(t) the runners up for (t)his one...
RUNNER UP: ALL OTHER QUOTES (with three votes)

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"And now, for the Best Character Award. It's totally Chaos. It needs to be Chaos, right? Please tell me it's Chaos. He's gonna murder me if it isn't him. Please tell me it's him."

"And the winner of the Best Character Award is... Gladius!"

"With four votes and gorilla-"

Gladius is promptly warped on-stage to witness Chaos stabbing a disembodied voice with a knife and tearing off its limbs. Somehow, there's blood literally everywhere. She casually takes her award and slowly backs away from the chaos-caused chaos, and is promptly teleported back. The crowd cheers. When she gets back, she remarks that "I've seen some really serious gorilla and I don't want to talk about it. At least I got this trophy, though."

cc: why do i even (t)ake (t)he effor(t) (t)o run (t)his
cc: i guess i go(t)(t)a announ©e (t)he res(t) of (t)hese awards now, don'(t) i.
RUNNER UP: Chaos and The Chaos Butterfly (with three votes)

cc: so, bes(t) ship award. i'm glad to see i'm no(t) in (t)his. anyway, (t)he winner of (t)his is (t)he mw an(t)idises(t)balishmen(t)arianism x the s.s. ben drowned, w/ five vo(t)es.

The MW Anti and S.S. Ben Drowned teleport into the premises, obliterating the stage with their sheer size. Water elementals flood the stage and start killing at random. Chaos jumps deck, jumping off of the suddenly floating stage because it was totally floating before and slamming into the base of Nightmare Mountain. -1 Disposable Clone. Chaos promptly respawns himself at the Summit.

cc: really hope (t)hose go(t) (t)elepor(t)ed ba©k.
cc: (sorry abou(t) (t)he ship gladius. also, (t)he runner up was jus(t) (t)he an(t)i w/ four vo(t)es.)
cc: anyway, (t)he bes(t) gm award. surprise surprise, i(t)'s not ©haos. i(t)'s, uh...
cc: "everyone who helped make d(t)g as a series in(t)o (t)he glorious ©a(t)as(t)rophe of a (t)rilogy (t)ha(t) it has evolved in(t)o (t)oday.
cc: (t)ha(t)'s like, (t)he ©heesies(t) response. i(t)'s also no(t) ©haos.

Chaos pulls out the award, then proceeds to fling it straight off Nightmare Mountain.

cc: (t)ha(t) ©on©ludes our awards show! goodnigh(t)!

Soothing music plays as the Mindscape is illuminated with the light of probable-canon-ness again. All is well.