>Roxxanne: In the words of Battlefury, the Unholy Trinity...
"Congratulations!
YOU gorillaED UP."

>Mardek: Somehow be watching all this.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My cinammon roll's dead!"

>Wait, you actually LIKE her?
"No. I left my pastries in the mindscape."

>You didn't even go there!
"Uhhhhhhh..."

>I KNEW IT!
"Not important right now. Now can we just get back to Healerbot? Also, that isn't Mardek. It's MirrorMultiverse!Mardek. Completely different people."

>Wait, Razihel's here?
"Sigh. F O R C E S H I F T!"

>Okay then, Skybreaker.
Healerbot's in perfect condition, and it seems to be holding a new weapon.

>Healerbot: Salvage the Crashed Escape Pod.
You do that.

>Healerbot: Plan to switch TemsTwo for Inversion/Mirror Force.
We'll just call it Mirror Force, 'cause it sounds cooler.

>Bill: GASTER BLASTER TOME PLS
Or we use Barknemesis. WITHOUT SAVING. >:)

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 08:13:00

I go to sleep and everything is dogged when I come back. Well done.
*clap8
*clap8
*clap8
The Psi-Dogmodder: [Here is the Psi-Dogmodder, to remind you that dogging yourself should be left to experts like me and Battlefury and not shady spells in the shady mindscapes of shady people!]
The Psi-Dogmodder: [If you wish to dog yourself, come to a non-dubiously canon timeline to do so as you won't break a version of reality once you dog yourself.]
The Psi-Dogmodder: [I mean, it's not that I don't want you to dog yourself, the opposite, in fact, and this timeline is the best I've ever seen, but I don't want to get sued for damages especially as I don't even exist, especially not in this game.]
The Psi-Dogmodder: [Also, trying to replace me with an unstable Archsue is really gorillaing rude, and I am the one true Psi for surviving a process like this to ascend and eventually become the strongest.]
The Psi-Dogmodder: [For better results, you might not want to insult the plane I serve under's dogs as well as tempting fate with what's going to happen, because that sounds like a terrible gorillaing idea.]
The Psi-Dogmodder: [Cheers, the Psi-Dogmodder. Remember, kids, that all shall serve under dogs.]

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 08:23:00

I quickly use the dog residue 1000 times, refining it after each use into ingots.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 09:04:00

Fine, I'll play by your rules! It's not like I wanted to ruin all your plans anyway! B-b-baka!

* Lyra will remember that.

Lyra decides to take the easier way out and switch Summon with Derivation (I already have the hat!) So nobody else's faces break in rage.

Anyway, she resumes using standard minecraft logic on the lava to bridge the gap by...well, pulling out a whole paint bucket of blue (which is identified as being able to induce the Soaked status effect). Where did you even get that?

How else am I going to make all my foes look pretty?

I...oh, forget it. Either way, she uses her paintbrush and...paints the lava to create the obsidian bridge. The bridge isn't entirely efficient, since she decided to write "LYRA WAS HERE" for most of it. I guess platforming is still a part of the question to get through now, since the letters and small actual bridge aren't that far from each other. ...Mission accomplished?

Also, I found this translated hexadecimal in the Game Over gif: "You're really stupid, you know that?". ...It wasn't me I swear.


Originally posted on 2016-09-04 17:24:00

>Roxxanne: Reveal that you were playing Chaos WHILE inside Chaos's mindscape. On a handheld.

"No duh!"

Well, FragmentedEye DID say DTG: Chaos was a game (by Chairheir stuidios), so she went and got it delivered. Multiversal postage is so awesome. In any case, this level of stupidity could only be freely achieved by you in a video game of minimal consequences. I mean, no chance you could actually do that yourself, you're Temporally Unique, meaning that there's no other iterations of you across all of time. This isn't really noteworthy in most cases but it does prevent alternate timeline shenanigans-useful or otherwise.

Though what this implies for FracturedEye's prophetic vision is beyond you...

>Roxxanne: Actually respec.

No more MSPA mode! roxxanne boots MSPA mode out of here and proceeds to ACTUALLY respec.

Her gear remains the same-so she keeps the Toreador Tophat and the INT Orb and even Scaleform. However, she removes all the points she can from SPC to funnel them back into AGI, rising it back to 12. She also removes Melody for Beam.

That's actually it.

Stats:
HP: 18 (+1 from HP Orb)
MP: 15 (+2 from INT bonus, +1 MP from Orb)
STR: 0
AGI: 12
INT: 12 (+1 from INT Orb)
SPC: 2 (+1 from SPC Orb)
W: Scaleform
H: Toreador Tophat
A: True Mage Robes
T: Jaggi Fang
Spells:
Icebolt
Dogsong
Beam
Turn()
(Enchant Weapon: Ice)

With that, the stuff detailed beforehand still stands: I still buy Bill's Cane and I still go North then East (meaning right from the Ascent), and still call out for Bill.

"Alright, Bill, seriously, can you give us a quest for GasterBlasters? I feel like that would be appropriate now that we're here. I just bought your Cane, proving us loyal customers! Give us a quest marker!"

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 19:04:00

As a note, Oriko replaces TemsTwo with Revive and Dogsong with Kirika, whose revised stats will be created next summon.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 19:13:00

oh
Oh
OH
OH
OH
OH
OOOOOOOOOH
TEAG USES THE DOG RESIDUE 6,561 TIMES, THEN REFINING AND CRAFTING ALL THAT IN TO ANOTHER HOT DOG
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 21:42:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FOUR POINT FIVE=
Welp, looks like the powers of Barknemesis cut this update right in half. The previous half is back here.

Anyway, stat changes!
Teag: -1 MMP, +2 INT.
Toast: Equipment Change: Mana Circlet -> Chaos Drone Dome
Darkside: +1 SPC, Skill Change: TemsTwo -> HitItLikeAFreakingTrainMent.
Siria: Special Function Change, -1 AGI, +3 SPC.
Nomble: +1 SPC.
Healerbot Xenogenesis: Equipment Change: Healing Aura -> Computerized Aimbot Sight. +1 SPC. Skill Change: Beam -> TemsTwo.
The Operative: Equipment Change: Metal Plating -> Shard Bulk. +1 AGI, +2 MHP.
Insert: -12 MHP, +3 SPC.
Oriko: is now Aaron. Your old build has been moved to Storage in case he re-enters. Special changed. Skills also changed.
Pi: Added! Welcome to the game!
Lyra: +1 STR. Charm denied. Skill Change: Summon -> Derivation.
Jondanger: Added, other than the Scattergun. It got pretty changed. Welcome to the game!
Roxxanne: Basically everything.

And now, MORE ACTIONS.

Battlefury uses the Dog Residue 1000 times, creating a total of 7000 pieces of Dog Residue, which are then converted into 140 ingots. Roxxanne then buys Bill's Cane, and tries to go East from the Ascent. This results in Roxxanne slamming her face into a massive gate. Productive! Bill then fails to give Roxxanne a quest due to her not being in the proper zone to receive it.

Teag then attempts to use the Dog Residue. However, as he grabs it to use it, the residue quickly absorbs into his body and tears him apart from the inside. Clearly, you shouldn't be touching this stuff unless you're worthy. You fail to get the Deathdazed debuff.

And finally, PEOPLE GO NORTH. These people being Battlefury, Pricey, and Healerbot Xenogenesis.

ga: Oh, I'll be going with you guys.
ga: There's somebody up ahead. I know him, don't worry; he won't kill us!

Up ahead is a gigantic gate, made of deadly energies. Beyond that gate is most likely the end of the game, given that this area has all the signs of a "penultimate room"; massive glowy crystals littering the field, a gigantic wooden mecha staring you down...

Oh. About that. Gladius walks up to the mecha, apparently without fear.

ga: Heya, Chairitomb!

The mecha, apparently called Chairitomb waves. It seems to be constructed of mostly wood, chairs adoring the surface of it. In the place of a cockpit, there's a large reinforced screen, showing a simple happy face. Three gigantic weapons adorn the body; a gigantic missile launcher, a solid-durasteel blade, and a wood-oven(?) cannon. It seems that a fourth weapon was meant to be installed, but it never arrived. Fonts of elemental energy pour into the mech, being drawn from the four lesser peaks of Nightmare Mountain.

ga: It'd be a great help to us if you could get us past the gate.
ga: We really desperately need to see Chaos for... reasons!

The robot nods, splinters falling off the body as it moves. It then turns towards the Final Gate of the Final Gate zone, before shuddering.

ga: ...hey, you okay?

Chairitomb promptly swings around, swinging a blade at Gladius. She manages to not flub her dodge roll, rolling backwards to avoid the swing. A rather large slasher smile has replaced Chairitomb's happy face.

cc: "hi (t)here gladius"
cc: "(t)his is ©hairi(t)omb speaking"
cc: "gorilla off"

Chaos's laughter echoes throughout the mindscape as a one-way barrier manifests between the Final Gate and the zone Near The Summit.

cc: (t)his bo(t)'s under my ©on(t)rol!
cc: he's jus(t) (t)oo overpowered (t)o no(t) use.
cc: so i figured i'd shove him over here (t)o pro(t)e©(t) (t)he final ga(t)e.
cc: i(t)'s no(t) like you'll be able (t)o (t)hrea(t)en him; 16 a© is enough (t)o ea(t) all your damage!
cc: (don'(t) worry i won'(t) kill you. jus(t) please s(t)and ou(t) of (t)he way, ©lo. i won'(t) hesi(t)a(t)e (t)o smack you.)

A salvo of missiles erupts from Chairitomb's missile launcher, rising into the skies. A roar erupts from Chairitomb's scream, a chorus of souls joining it in the roar.

You are accosted by...


=BATTLE: FINAL GATE, TURN ZERO=
Well. It didn't take long to engage another boss.

Chairitomb's main mechanic involves loads of PM Spam; everyone who's signed up MIGHT receive PM's every turn, detailing what missiles will hit what location, and what type! This may or may not get increasingly complex, and stupid. His other main mechanic is being almost invincible.

Have fun! You'll probably need to breach one of the doors in the back to escape, and perhaps explore more of Zone 4.

...on the subject of PM's, 3 were released. Also, if you want, you can still sign up for the missile list, just in case you want to be more "involved" with the battle.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 03:10:00

Here we go: "A missile is landing at (J11). It is a Row Type.

(Message 3)"

Used: x5 Smooth Round Stones, x4 Titanium, x1 Green Sap Orb, x1 Hollowed Bark, x8 Glass Shards, x1 Sunglasses, x? Other Grave Fragments

Toast grinds up 5 Smooth Round Stones, making sand. She then melts this sand into glass, and moulds it into a rectangular Glass Bottle. Afterwards, she does that trick where you pull a bunch of scarf things out of your mouth, except with mage robes. She pulls about 6 out before questioning the sanity of what she was doing. Dropping the other 5 off the mountain, Toast takes 1 robe and infuses it's magic into the bottle, making yet another Rectangular Magic Bottle and a Boring Old Robe. It's a boring, old robe. Out of this bottle, she cuts 8 Thin Magical Glass Circles, just as she had done earlier, using a SWORD OF EXACT ZERO.

Toast then uses the mould (mold?) from a while back to form 4 more cylinders with holes in them out of 4 Titanium Bars. She pops the last Green Sap Orb, places half in a jar to make a Green Sap Jar, and the other half for use during this upgrade. She places a small amount on the base of each cylinder, then fixes a single Thin Magical Glass Circle to each.

Toast grabs the first one, and places a piece of Hollowed Bark, and 8 Glass Shards inside. The cylinder drops a few degrees in temperature, as she places another Thin Magical Glass Circle onto the other side, sealing it with a small dose of sap. Finally, Toast etches a symbol resembling a snowflake on the side. The canister lights up and the inside glows light blue.

She then pops the lenses out of the Sunglasses (turning the pair into hipster glasses) and chucking those lenses into the canister. This is followed by a small handful of Other Grave Fragments. She repeats repeats the sealing process, placing another Thin Magical Glass Circle and using green sap to seal it. She etches a symbol resembling a partially eclipsed moon on one side, causing it to ligh-- actually, it seems to drain light from around it, creating a spooky aura.

She places the remaining upgrade canisters, with their respective Thin Magical Glass Circles, in the Jadesaw. They don't really have any other effect (for now) besides existing for further upgrades.

Ice: Inflicts Fragile on the target. This debuff acts as Primed, but cannot be triggered by the Jadesaw. Fragile is not applied if the target has 25% or more Ice Resistance.
Dark: Optional Splash 1. Allies take half damage. Toast takes full damage (well, she would if not for Fallen Angel).

Okay Toast, that's QUITE ENOUGH upgrading for now.
Not yet.

>Toast: Respec time!

She moves her 3 Skill Points, 3 MMP and 6 MHP into STR (+1 AC, 2 Crit Chance!). I think you forgot to add the bonus MMP (5) from INT bonuses- Unless the 1 MMP per INT is no longer a thing. The damage on the Jadesaw might be wrong too.

Afterwards, she swaps Revive for Counter. It actually compliments the build quite well.

Dibs on being the first person to the fabled 8 8 8 8 stats, thus transforming into Vriska.
(i only need 30 more skillpoints)

~

After all that, Toast uses her chainsaw to convince the Outhouse to open.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 05:54:00

Battlefury's confirmed his PM through Discord:

"A missile is landing at I9. It is a Crater type.

(Message 1)"

Pit has done likewise now:

"A missile is landing at K9. It is a Crater type.

(Message 2)"

So, anyone in Range 1 of I9 or K9, move! Same with anyone spawning, as the back row is going to get obliterated by a row missile.

I will rush to the Final Gate, spawn in at M11 and rush to P4; if Scaleform gives me a Range 2 weapon to work with I attack the Right Door from there; if it gives me a 'mage' weapon (Wand, Staff, anything that buffs skills or skill use in some manner), I instead use Icebolt on the door.

"Chaos, you are a mean jerkface! Quit hacking Chairitomb or tables are stupid forever, and that means you have negative 2 INT FOREVAH, GREATER THAN COLON CLOSE PARENTHESIS!! I'm not gonna not-live you but you're gonna regret being so stupid, Chaos! I won't even honor your weirdo typing quirk for weirdos!"

Bold, coming from someone who concretely knows there is in fact a Table-themed Agent known as 'An Enemy Stand.'

Basic strategy: Ignore Chairitomb, move to the doors and destroy them ASAP.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 06:38:00

PSYCHIC LINK ERROR. OTHERS MAY BE ABLE TO READ COMMANDS THAT YOU SEND THROUGH THIS TERMINAL.

A missile is landing at (I9). It is a Crater Type.

(Message 1)


i move to f5 and earthbomb the wrong door.

I then smash teag's head in via MAGIJKS before he can deal with the dog residue, and in case that falls, personally holds into one dog residue so that teag doesn't get all of it

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 06:40:00

I'll help myself to the rescources here, I guess.

Redstone promptly harvests the plants of the garden and re-plants the crops. He then decides to take one of the creepy dolls.

He takes two wood planks to make 4 sticks, and then shaves an Iron Ingot into a chisel shape. He combines the the shaved iron ingot and a stick to make a Chisel. Put this item in the Misc-er-misc area, Ire.

He then takes a wood plank, places it on the ground and etches out this using the chisel:

If anyone lives here, sorry, Mr. or Ms. Doe for using your garden and your belongings in general. I'm just another or those guys who got put to sleep and got sucked into the mind of Chaos. Trust me, I'm 20% more rational than everyone else.

Redstone then exits the Dollhouse. If he can't get out because of the door, he kicks it down, because hell, he has 6 STRENGTH. He then adds to the note :P.S, sorry for breaking your door as well. He then leaves. If he can't do that even with superior strength, he uses Heaven's Gate to cut the door out. He then adds the following to the note: P.S, sorry for cutting your door out of the frame.

He then heads to the to The Base.

EDIT:
Hey, Tazz. On a scale of 1-10, how big is the Niddhog? 1 is the size of the MV Anti and 10 is it dwarfs the Nightmare.

EDIT 2:

Also, fill in on Chairitomb?

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 07:52:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1473058333))

Trust me, I'm 20% more rational than everyone else.

kek

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 07:59:00

>HealerX: Switch to the Ubercannon.
You use up your entire turn, switching to your masterpiece. Nothing's going to hit you anyway.

>Cyanogynist: Sign up for the Nightmare Mountain Barrage Newsletter.
You make them an exception for your Gmail spam filter.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 09:26:00

I go north, accost Charitomb, and spawn in on G11. I then move to G6.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 14:27:00

I spawn @ (M11), move to (P9), and augment.
"Didn't realize we were getting into battle already. Ah well."

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 14:49:00

/placeholder
/20%of0isstill0,assumimgwe'rethatrationalandnotinthenegatives
/thoughImaybeprojecting,butsomayyou,redstome

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 15:45:00

Theem Songeh

Theme song anyone?

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 16:53:00

Nope. That's enough.
The Dog Residue is promptly thrown in to lava.
If Teag dies from this (which he most likely will) Teag absorbs the Dog Residue and sends it to the Hollow.


Originally posted on 2016-09-05 17:09:00

I loot anything in the escape pod.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 18:28:00