Teag opens the Supply Drop and investigates the Flier, making sure not to walk in to lava.

Reminds me of one time in Minecraft and I fell in lava and immediately got out, and I had enough health to survive the fire but it never ended, and I kinda just burned to death because of a damn bug

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 15:38:00

Oriko casually becomes Aaron in Oriko's body, sending Kirika to summon hell. If it's what Oriko wants, then screw her, and that isn't my or Oriko's thoughts, that's Kirika's own thoughts. She then replaces whatever special Aaron had with Visionary.

VISIONARY
SP: 750.
Fills By: Attacking Enemies, Getting Hit (x2?), Killing Bosses (x???), Getting Insulted by Enemies (x10)
Oriko sends a vision of the near future to everything in Range 2, forcing them to enact that future to Oriko's visions, so, essentially, mind control in Range 2 for 1 turn. Fun times!

Oriko moves to Near the Summit and then northwest from there.

"Cores Detected: 4
Butterflies Detected: 1"

Toast, you know what to do. Time to increase your combob.

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 16:30:00

I head north and bust into the outhouse.

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 18:48:00

i head north


Originally posted on 2016-09-02 20:06:00

Welp hello
I found this on some random link while snooping around the Terraria forums and it looks fun
So..uh, guess I'll make my character?
Call me Pi.
27 HP (8 points)
10 MP (for now)
8 AGI (18 points, +1 helmet, +1 armor)
3 STR (6 points, +1 armor)
1 INT
1 SPC

Weapon: Axe
Hat: Cowl
Armor: Frenzy Aura
Trinket: (cloned) Origin String (unless somebody prevents me from cloning it, in which case I just take the Thief's Dagger)

Skills:
Greater Blink
Counter

Special Attack: ABSOLUTE RIDICULOUS RAGE
SP Required: (to be balanced)
Fills By: Killing Enemies with Finisher (x10), Damage Dealt to Elites/Bosses (x1.5)
Pi bursts in to a rampage, disabling her skills but allowing her to make 2 actions this turn! Additionally, every enemy killed grants 1 more action and 3 Move after the attack is done. The first time hitting an Elite or Boss also grants an additional action.

...so I guess that's it. Hope it works.

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 20:47:00

I move north.

STRIFE BELOW

Have you STRIFEdop yet Ire?

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 21:03:00

Lyra just shrugs off the death threat, not even looking to mind it much.

Protagonists. Either way, time to do some heavy working with all these new stat points!

INCREASE STR (-3 Skillpoints. 0 Skillpoints left.)

SWAP SUMMON FOR...

UNIQUE SKILL FOUND. EVERYBODY RUN FOR THE HILLS.

Charm
8 MP
Effect: Range 2, enemy only. Overrides enemy AI for that turn to AZ tactics. In simpler turns, they become AZ for the turn it's cast on them. Chance lessens to 25% for elites, does not work on bosses.
Bonuses: Why would you want this to get buffed? (+1 Range at 4 INT, +Enable AZs to get buffed and or healed/PZs to get debuffed in the AI at 7 INT, +1 Turn Effected at 12 INT)

"Lyra did a thing. Ire's brilliant plans over, Virus = Very Yes."

And now to problem solving! That gold isn't going to get itself!

Considering Soaked is a neutral(?) buff, it's clear what Lyra's going to attempt to do to clear the path. Lyra tips over an entire bottle of the blue liquid and sets it right down next to the lava because what is convection, am I right? Because of the magic of minecraft physics™, obsidian forms over the lava to make a pathway. It reaches about...ten feet outward. That wasn't entirely effective, was it?

Ah, come on now! There has to be more of this somewhere, give me a second...

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 00:10:00

Redstone puts his 3 skill points in STR, which results in his strength going from 5 to 6.

Also, my HP Orb!

Redstone uses the HP Orb, then switches Descendant with TemsFour due to his lack of sufficient creativity.

Redstone then goes up twice, and then northwest.

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 00:47:00

Before Lyra can wash away the lava, I suicide in it.

Toast, pls revive.

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 01:40:00

Toast grabs the fruit from the northmost cinder trees.

GUARDIAN ANGEL UPGROOT.
This would have been last post, but I needed to rez tazz and ire was dopping and augh.

Toast unequips the Guardian Angel. Naturally, everyone but The Operative (because he's a creep) averts their eyes and/or leaves.

She spreads the chain links across the anvil, proceeding to bring out 5 Hallowed Bars. By using the Infernal Torment and Fire!Rev of the Jadesaw, the furnace's temperature is increased to absurd levels. She then hyperheats the hallowed bars, along with 3 Durasteel and 6 Titanium (making a powerful alloy) until they become gaseous, then guides the particles into the chain links, strengthening and infusing them with the bars' magic.

After placing a piece of Hollowed Bark on the infused mail to cool the particles, Toast flips the armor over. She creates a thin upside-down cross shape mold/slot-type thing from 4 Gold Bars (combined with 4 Titanium for strength), then magically fixes this onto the back, between the wings. Here, in this mold, she places the Pit Lord (assuming it is what I think it is). The wings lengthen, blacken, as does the metal around the emblem, becoming a sort of grey-purple colour in contrast to the gold.

She then wears it, returns the Hollowed Bark to the inventory and rezzes Roxxanne.

Suggested Stats for the newly created 'Fallen Angel':
Grants Flight. +2 AC. Autorevive health increased to 6, but the same rules apply.
Doesn't grant AGI, due to the extra weight from the chainmail.

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 01:51:00

>MOVEMENTPOST!
Healerbot moves north, then prepares for any impending attacks.

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 05:38:00

Quick question before I... do things tomorrow.
I assume NORTH = North from Near The Summit? It'd help to specify these things just in case there's a second north some time in the future.

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 06:22:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1472880133))

Quick question before I... do things tomorrow. I assume NORTH = North from Near The Summit? It'd help to specify these things just in case there's a second north some time in the future.

Yesy.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 06:53:00

I join the game!





Originally posted on 2016-09-03 21:53:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FOUR=
Okay, I'll be covering the non-stat / build changes first. So...

Do note that I will be covering new character additions in the Stat Changes area, because it really ties into that.

Roxxanne switches her build to the suicidal-to-everyone build, and convinces Battlefury to bonk her with his staff until she dog-ifies. Roxxanne soon becomes a dog, and flings herself into lava, committing suicide.

cc: uh
cc: okay

Toast then buys 3 Hallowed Bars for 1 Gold. Crystal on the other hand, expends 5 Durasteel, 15 Titanium, 1 Gold Ingot, 10 Glass Shards, AND two weapons; Joy and her "Longbow." This ends up creating the Widow's Kiss. As you stated, you'll need a piece of Mythril to unlock its true potential. You did get the jump to (8-8), though. Nomble then throws some Compressed Dog Blocks together to create Compressed Compressed Dog Blocks. He then goes deeper, making a Hot Dog. This dog block is smoking, in a literal sense. Perhaps don't go any deeper? This action consumes 81 Compressed Dog Blocks.

Healerbot then flings together 6 Hollowed Bark, 15 Titanium Ingots, 4 Durasteel Ingots, 1 Hallowed Bar, 2 Greater Healing Potions and 1 Green Orb to upgrade the Syringe Minigun into the Syringe Ubercannon! As a direct result of the ingredients you've added, you've increased its base damage. However, you've also increased the damage penalty! You've also given it a slight "cleanse" ability of sorts, too. You'll need to add more magically-inclined materials to give it another skill-slot, though. You then do a victory dance, while also panicking. Majestic.

Teag then runs to the Supply Drop, and rips it open. Inside, he finds 3 Temmie Flakes, 3 Potions, 2 Mana Vials, 2 Gold, and a 50% Discount Coupon for the current piece of Temmie Armor. Numbersoup then slams into the Outhouse at The Ascent. The wood makes a "clang" sound as he runs into it. Clearly, this is a fake wooden outhouse, and will take more effort to break into.

Lyra's new skill, Charm, is then denied for being simply overpowered. She also then pours some "blue liquid" over the lava leading to the Gold Vein. You bridge about 50% of it. Redstone then goes North twice, and then Northwest. He stumbles upon a strangely friendly-looking dollhouse, and far too many creepy dolls. Take caution, I guess? Toast then expends 5 Hallowed Bars, 3 Durasteel, 6 Titanium, 4 Gold Bars, and the "Pit Lord" armor, totally tainting the angelic armor, Guardian Angel. Nothing is sacred. You get the requested changes, but a weakness to air, and a resistance to Dark.

A bunch of other people then go North. But that'll be covered later.

=ZONE 6=
SOUL re-appears, and floats to The Brain Bleach Archives. He then tries to fling the Red Herring at the target, but it is much too far. If only you had a gun.

...Okay, time to update builds.
[big][big]Roxxanne uses Barknemesis![/big][/big]
Oh. Oh no.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 02:15:00

I request a description for Anti-Glitch Rounds and Titanite Shards.

Fortunately for below, I have a 'Copy of DTG: Chaos', like basically always. Unless somehow dogs can hack into my gmail account, I think we're fine.
>SAVE.

Well, gorilla.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 05:12:00

With my worthiness to wield the legendary spell of myth BARKNEMESIS solidified, I march out North once, then East once, and at once call out for Bill Cipher. But first, I buy his Cane from his shop so we can give it to Insert, then SAVE. Just in case.

"BIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!! I've gotta threat for you! If you don't give us a Gaster Blaster Tome right now, I'mma blow up the Mindscape and ALL THE GOLD with it! And you know I can! So fork it over!"

When he inevitably doesn't because he doesn't buy it, I inevitably prove it wasn't a bluff.

"Oh, mighty elemental lords of adoriboo puppies and doogars! I call to you with the most sacred majesty of DOG as taught by your most loyal Servant Battlefury! Come forth, and grant me the right to be PSI-DOGMODDER IN YOUR NAME, WHICH IS REALLY JUST A FANCY PUN VERISON OF THE ELEMENTAL LORD OF ALL DOGHOOD! I CALL THE SPELL, BARKNEMESIS!"

I proceed to cast barknemesis. 100% hopefully I just become Psi-Dogmodder/Lady of the Elemental Plane of Dog, but more likely it'll kill us all, which is why we have RELOADS.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 05:29:00

keke

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 05:58:00

I guess I'll help myself to the garden here. It'll probably incur a battle, but I hit very hard anyways and have pretty nice agility.

Redstone promptly harvests ALL the crops from the Garden. If Redstone gets seeds from the harvest, he plants them.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 06:05:00

>Roxxanne: Use BARKNEMESIS.

Roxxanne proceeds to channel the mystical energies of BARKNEMESIS. Her skin glows an ethereal white as the power of dogs begins to flow into her body. She is worthy. A cascade of barks fills the air as Roxxanne begins to levitate. Her body begins to spam, she too, barking. The walls of the mindscape begin to reverberate with power. Everyone covers their ears to protect themselves from the barking, but it's no use; the barking is simply too loud. A white fuzz begins to consume Roxxanne, her barks turning to screams as fur begins to cover her body. The surface of Nightmare Mountain cracks, pure white energy spewing from the seams. Chaos takes a moment to speak.

cc: you- you idio(t)!
cc: dogs have insane power!
cc: (t)hey brough(t) life to a world of kill or be killed!
cc: (t)hey have (t)he powers of (t)he ar(t)ifa©t!
cc: (t)he works of dogs ©ulmina(t)ed in (t)he summoning of an eldri(t)©h dog-damn demon flower!
cc: you ©an'(t) handle the power.
cc: nobody ©an.
cc: you've doomed us all.
cc: no(t)e (t)o self; if (t)he need (t)o des(t)roy reality does ©ome around, use barknemesis. okay. welp, off (t)o die.

Before Roxxanne can finish her transformation, the winds pick up, and a flurry of scales descend from the skies. Roxxanne is promptly eviscerated by scales. Blood sprays far and wide, staining the stone of Nightmare Mountain, along with the scales of Crimson now embedded in the mountain. The scales soon rip themselves out of the ground and begin to swirl in the air, congregating at one point. Millions of other scales follow, forming an eye and six grotesque wings. The eye reveals an endless abyss of chaos and darkness through the iris, while the wings seem to constantly fade in and out of existence, vibrating furiously all the while. Arcs of entropic energy surge off the body, corrupting all that it touches. The Chaos Butterfly has descended, ahead of schedule. And it is not happy.

It flaps its wings. Another wave of scales rips through Roxxanne's body; the Butterfly seems to be desperately trying to remove every last trace of it. However, the Butterfly soon stops; It knows it's too late. The ever-present beam of the Dreamer begins to waver as the cracks in the surface of the sky grow. They grow and grow, shards of the Mindscape raining down upon the land, destroying themselves in the gravitational abyss. The Chaos Butterfly stares at what's left of Roxxanne's corpse for a moment, before it begins to shriek, a cacophony of voices ripping through your bodies, knocking you over to the ground.

WHAT DID Y<0>U D<0>?
WHAT DID Y<0>U D<0>?
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A trail of dogs promptly replaces the trail of light from the Dreamer. The Chaos Butterfly flies to the stream, perhaps to find some form of escape. Everything then goes to hell as the Mindscape fades to white, and all of your consciousnesses are obliterated...




















































































































































[big][big][big][big][big]GAME OVER[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]
CAUSE OF DEATH: Barknemesis

>LOADING LAST SAVE...
>SAVEFILE CORRUPTED. ATTEMPTING RECOVERY...
>...99% SUCCESS.
>RESUMING GAME...





...Roxxanne stops in her tracks. The mere thought of using Barknemesis instils her with fear and dread now, for whatever reason.
The Update will resume tomorrow.

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 07:11:00