I move two squares to the right.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 19:27:00

@Irecreeper, Suggestion: move the past battles to a separate Archive document. It'd reduce lag a ton.

@Tazz, This turn I'll be clearing out the top area (including the vent, probably) so you should probably either use Descendant on the core, or Melody on me. I'm buffed so I can do about 22 damage with Melody.

@Gladius, Move up to T10, double tap the core, then retreat back to T11. Cheers. I'll be able to take it from here.

...

Appropriate music: https://soundcloud.com/monstercat/lets-be-friends-ftw

Toast appears at U16, vibrating- half from the sheer whiriness of the Jadesaw, and the other half due to sheer excitement.

I feel like hearthstone is a great game. The meta is always fresh, there's not a massive reliance on luck to win games, and every class is both playable and feels fun to play both as and against.

She uses (this might feel a little bit... wierd) Shifting Sands on Gladius, slipping over to T11, while Gladius takes Toast's place at U16, then leaves for the ship.

Now, as strong as priest is with the new 'Purify' card, I feel that Druid really speaks to me. It's not the beast synergy I like though... rather, the buffs.

The Mark of Y'Shaarj Card is promptly eaten by Toast. The AC didn't matter so much as the DMG she was getting.

(if I don't actually need the +4 DMG because Shifting Sands buff lasts for the full turn or w NANOMACHINES, SON., then I don't use the card) (if the moais are below 9 HP, then I won't use the card)

>Toast: INITIATE COMBAT OPERANDI: FRESHLY BAKED

Toast treats Moai6 to her latest batch of homebaked murder! It's so overwhelmed by flavour that it literally dies on the spot. Buuuut not before sharing it to all of it's friends! Toast dashes to T9 and shoves the Jadesaw (which tastes oddly like bread for some reason) into the vent at S8. If killing it wouldn't give her an attack reset, she skips this step.

She slides to U9, delivers Moai3 a basket of murder, then giving Moai4 Moai6's regards- and stabbing it too. Then, after a lunge to T8, she realises that there is nowhere to put Moai1's murder! Looks like she'll have to make room. She slices the tiki-thing in two, replacing the top part with a steaming loaf of bread. Next up is V9, where she simply shoves a loaf into Moai5's mouth. Finally, she gives the subcore a gift! Since the subcore presumably has no arms, Toast opens the gift for it. It's a beautifully wrapped chainsaw, just for it! Toast takes a selfie with the subcore and it's gift, before slicing it to pieces.

If she is then Melody'd by Roxxanne, Toast leaps up (acting last) and pummels the subcore with every type of bread possible (all freshly baked), giving it 1st degree burns, and blowing it up- transmogrifying it into hundreds of pieces of toast.
:3

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 22:20:00

In keeping with the above, I move up to U9 and Melody Toast. "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponebob squarepants! Colon three!"

My orders from the previous turn stand. EVERYONE, attack the Subcore!



Originally posted on 2016-08-27 22:29:00

Siria rushes up to T10 and shoots the subcore.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 22:43:00

"I'm just about sick of this wing of the Nightmare. Time to move on."

The Operative cracks his knuckles, tapping the teleporter to get himself over to U16. Then, he runs all the way up to U10, bulldozing aside whoever might be in the way, and peers through the smoke for a little... finally, with a spark and a flash, he blasts a single Shock bolt at the W7 subcore.

Originally posted on 2016-08-27 23:44:00

oriko and kirika use both turrets twice on the nightmare. each bit of crew damage goes through the moais in ascending number, so 1 first.
what is coherence and grammar?

Originally posted on 2016-08-28 00:09:00

I ac+iva+e +he +elepor+er. +o +he cen+er!

Originally posted on 2016-08-28 04:37:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-TWO=
>CHYG INCOMING, VERY SOON! VIEW CHANGENOTES HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/186dYw-B...dit?usp=sharing

[small][small]doot doot it is a teag birthday or something
happy cakeday i guess even if this is late but hey[/small][/small]

Teag attempts some crafting involving a Living Wood Wand and wrenchmogrification, but wood really doesn't make a good wrench material. Plus you'll need a bit more effort, ect... Teag also flings two Skillpoints into MP. Chaos then spawns a Spaghetti-O monster on the Temmie Workship, which is instantly killed by a Temmie. It seems like Chaos wants you to attempt to sue...

Redstone then... actually successfully crafts the Sleep Suppression System! It seems pretty niche, though. You doubt Sleep will be too common outside of this fight. Toast then requests a move for all the Past Battles, and... it happens. That was fast. DESERT UPDATED.
Redstone also inquires as to how much it'd be to clone Durasteel; three bars per Gold. As for Pinarium... do you REALLY want to do that? 99 Gold / Bar.

=BATTLE: THE NIGHTMARE, TURN FOURTEEN=
And it all comes to a close. The Nightmare is down to its last core; hit it with all you've got, if you can!

Originally posted on 2016-08-28 21:44:00

TEAGDOP
=TURN ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN=
Chaos has a heartattack
The dreamer gets hit by 300000 metic buttloads of antimatter
The entire mindscape takes (9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^googol) damage and is annihilated
So much so that it spills over in to the real world and destroys the universe
The end

(toast is not annihilated. toast is rather very thoroughly toasted)

---moving action because this got too cluttered---

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 01:07:00

Toast completely fails to dare, subsequently not even daring.

1. Electric *might* need nerfing after the Nightmare fight.
2. I can actually see discord notifications if you tag me, for some reason.

She also unbuys the lifebottle that teag would buy. We don't actually need it.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 01:38:00

OK

NO-ONE POST ANY ACTIONS BEFORE ME.

IF YOU HAVE ACTIONS TO POST, POST AFTER, PLEASE. PLACEHOLDERS ARE OK TOO, BUT NOTHING BEFORE ME RIGHT NOW. DON'T YOU EVEN DARE.

THIS POST IS VERY IMPORTANT.

Before I go into REAL detail on my plan to finally kill the Nightmare, THIS TURN, I purchase one use of Jarate. Its use will be explained below.

I also prevent Redstone from immediately equipping the Sleep Suppression System. We need that too.

EDITO:

Alright, here is the plan. IN ORDER. Anyone moving out of order could screw this over.

First off, Super Greed TP's to S16 and moves to R14, then uses Pay up on the Vent. The Vent is physically unable to Pay Up so it dies immediately.

@Siria: Move to S12.

@Operative: Move to O13. Toss the Jarate on M12 (which is the skybreaker; this should soak Zetta to follow up on our goal of soaking him in Jarate, and the Dreamer Stand-In to do the deed of destroying this thing). You can't attack it (one MP away from a spark, sadly).

@Modpack: I mind control Modpack to TP to K20, move to N17 and attack the Dreamer. This will put him to sleep.

@Toast: You will use Shifting Sands on Siria, then the Operative, then move directly adjacent to the Core and attack it.

I will, after Toast has attacked, TP to O20, move to M14, and Melody Toast before backing off to Q13 (where the now-busted Vent is). Toast, attack again after this.

Thank Toast (and Shifting Sands cheese) for the majority of this strategy. I switched around the most critical part, though, who throws the Jarate, as clearly having the Operative Throw it such that Zetta gets a mouthful is the most critical of things we could do. I can just hear it now: "Jarate?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I HATE YOU!!!"

Anyone else who can get in range to attack, do so, and attack now, hard.

@TOFS: Move to G6, Railgun the Nightmare. I just want to make sure that second Shard Interceptor doesn't bug us.

@Oriko: Doubleturret Nightmare: all crew damage to shard sentries.

@Glitch Crimera: Glitch Beam Nightmare one last time.

@Mistri: Uh, Nanobot Launchers? Aim at the wall of Sentries, I think we fully heal after this. Also, attack Shard Golem after that, if you can.

@EVeryone else on MW Anti: destroy Shard Golems to clean up the last of this mess.

And that is our plan for VICTORY.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 03:53:00

I move to M17.



ɯzθ zux'ʢɑʁ

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 03:55:00

I don't see the previous battles. Did they get completely removed or moved to somewhere else?
Also,
"Ware's Hidden Stuff Shoppe has increased it's stock." ~ Somewhere Else, final tab.
How long have the Wares owned a shop and I haven't noticed?



Oriko and Kirika double turret the Nightmare with Turrets 1 and 2. Because they were obviously using Turrets Alpha and Beta.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 12:38:00

Take a look at (AO 873) in the Endless Desert. Hidden text: "<FracturedEye>. Think about the name."
It's the Chaos Butterfly. I've had that in the back of my mind for a while now. Personally I didn't think it was a very subtle name.
Though with how it's/he's been helping us throughout the journey, I'm sure we can trust it/him.
This is how I see this.
/desertpost

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 16:38:00

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1472571529))

Take a look at (AO 873) in the Endless Desert. Hidden text: "<FracturedEye>. Think about the name." It's the Chaos Butterfly. I've had that in the back of my mind for a while now. Personally I didn't think it was a very subtle name. Though with how it's/he's been helping us throughout the journey, I'm sure we can trust it/him. This is how I see this. /desertpost

The current reigning theory by Tazz is that FracturedEye is Ware 1, and thinking about that statement with Tazz's theory, 1 looks like a Fractured I, with the top right side missing. Also, <0> has no mind, as far as I know. Writing a walkthrough and helping us instead of brutally and utterly murdering us and reducing everything to chaos is not how <0> operates at all, so I think Tazz's theory works better.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 18:30:00

Goddamnit Ire, you didn't remove Herobrine, I did
/null

I know it was a clone shut up

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 19:32:00

Redstone gets slapped by Roxxanne.
I wasn't even going to use it!

-wait for Tazz-
Redstone teleports to K20, moves up to K19, baps the Crystal Construct, and then retreats to L19.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 19:39:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1472582345))

Redstone gets slapped by Roxxanne. I wasn't even going to use it! Redstone teleports to K20, moves up to K19, uses Unleash baps the Crystal Construct, and then retreats to L19.

Redstone, wait. Listen to Tazz's plan when it comes out, and don't act yet. It is a thing. You've read the post, you even reference it, yet you don't listen to it, and this is getting nearly as desperate as Pane. We really want the Nightmare done at this point, and not obeying Tazz's plan could end with problems. Massive, massive, problems. Like being dead. Doing nothing at all is probably better than placeholder actions at this point.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 20:01:00

-movedaction-
GODDAMNIT IRE YOU RUINED MY AMAZING PLAN
Wait no it still works I'm blind
Teag moves to R14 and meditates. He also detonates Sentry 1.
Shouldn't both of my other sentries fired at the vent last turn?

...now that it's been thoroughly pissed on, the ship will take a ridiculous amount of damage.After my sentries dunk on the vent, I buy a Life Bottle and revive Insert next to me at (Q12). If he somehow doesn't post this turn, he Wide Beams west, instagibbing every Sentry (and probably some players as well but we're probably about to be healed and revived) and dealing 93 damage to the Nightmare.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 20:52:00

The Operative moves to O13.

"LET THERE BE PISS!"

Cue Jarate jar being hurled at M12, courtesy of a cyborg throwing it at high speed.

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 21:54:00