I run off to Bill's Altar, steal all of the gold, and attempt to shield myself from Bill's wrath with the Impossibly Resistant Egg.

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 14:40:00

=TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND NINETEEN=

=9= turns until the remaining 4 Crimson Scales slam into everyone, at once.

Numbersoup moves to the Spire Chasm, and carefully descends down to the metal spire. He carefully opens a hatch, which looks more like an eyelid if you think about it too hard. When the hatch is fully opened, a red light glows out of the circular hole. The red light then pops out, bashes Numbersoup in the face for (7-3) damage, and reveals itself it be a Probe of sorts. The eye quickly lets out a blinding pulse of red light, causing the metallic spire to shake. It then begins to slowly recede back into the wall, as several more hatches open up along it's surface, each one glowing with a similar light like those found on the original hatch. The spire then fully recedes into the side of the chasm, leaving Numbersoup hanging onto a normal wooden spire next to it. You could probably follow in after it, but that reeks of being a bad idea.

Sunny, ignoring the tremors in the ground, wanders over to the Furniture Graveyard. Mistri, meanwhile, upgrades the Paintbrush to the Pixel Paintbrush. This grants it +25% Lightning Resistance to the wielder, and increasing the duration of Damage Over Time effects (and Glitch) by 1. It also obtains +1 Max Damage. Patch also +1's his STR, but this doesn't reduce exactly how broken all his bones are. Siria then goes to speak with Bill...

HELL0, CL0CKW0RK! AS Y0U CAN SEE FR0M THE EXCLAMAT10N P01NT AB0VE MY HEAD, 1 HAVE A FAV0R T0 ASK 0F Y0U!

Bill grabs his cane, and blasts the wanted poster, lighting it on fire.

S0, THE SER1ES F1NALE 0F-

Bill proceeds to spoil all of Gravity Falls, ruining the show for everyone. Nobody is happy with this.

...ANYWAY, THAT'S BES1DES THE P0INT! WHAT 1 WANT Y0U T0 D0 1S DESTR0Y A REC0RD1NG 0F THAT EP1S0DE; 0NLY 0NE 1N THE M1NDSCAPE! 1 TH1NK THE SECRETAR1ES HAVE 1T. D0 TH1S, AND MAYBE 1'LL G1VE Y0U THAT GASTER BLASTER T0ME!

QUEST RECIEVED: Destroy a copy of the final episode of Gravity Falls!

Siria also puts a request for the Minmaxing section of the walkthrough, which will be filled in soon. [small][small]™[/small][/small] Oriko then engages her Genre Savvy mode, and blasts a Reaper Statue, dealing (9) damage to it for reasons! However, as Oriko and Sunny stand in the Graveyard, they see something descending upon the field; a Crimson Scale. It slams into the central grave, fragmenting it. It then sends out a red surge to all of the Reaper Statues, creating some Scale Reapers. They all move into position to defend the scale before you can do anything to it! Plus, it looks like this scale's been infused with quite a bit of extra energy; smashing it straight up might be hard.

S T R I F E !

Kirika folds a paper airplane, and flings it towards the massive ship in the distance. It somehow arrives on-board, but no response comes yet...

Roxxanne then attempts to remove self from crevice. This culminates in her transforming into a bunch of nanites, and escaping. This also somehow works. Redstone then walks to the Crossroads, while Toast uses the Living Wood Wand and an Iron Pickaxe to manipulate the fissure somewhat, adding +10% Progress. Insert then runs to Bill's Altar, loots a whopping 50 gold, and holds up the Impossibly Resistant Egg as a shield. It's not nearly big enough. Insert is then evaporated by method of cane laser, dropping the gold. The egg also takes (75) damage; while it isn't completely destroyed, you have a feeling the inside contents were damaged heavily.

Piono then unlocks the arts of dual wielding, using both Lightform and Levis Ignis to manipulate the fire, adding a grand total of 20% Progress to navigating the crack. One more good burst of effort should open it up for exploration!

=ZONE ?=
SOUL idles.

=BATTLE: FURNITURE GRAVEYARD, TURN ZERO=
Okay, killing the Crimson Scale isn't the most urgent thing; it'll take 5 turns to explode, compared to 3. Be careful with the Reapers; conventional tanks won't work on them too well, so use somebody with high HP values or dodging abilities! If you DO want to bring in somebody with high AC, take down the scale ASAP!

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 23:49:00

Siria joins battle with the Crimson Scale at G12, sniping it twice with Overclock-enhanced power.

She then decides to finish off the Impossibly Resistant Egg. Taking it out of the group inventory, she adds a fresh supply of ammo to her Mass Driver before preparing for some serious gun fu. Downloaded into her brain from a universe which... well, let's not mention it. She aims the gun, and fires, precisely shaving off a sliver of voidmetal from the cracked egg. Another shot, and it ricochets off seven bits of the wooden ground in turn before hitting a particularly pronounced point of weakness in the egg's surface, and more stresses spread. Siria quickly ditches the mass driver, seeing she just has too low of a fire rate, and swaps out for twin pistols. Gun-fu ripped straight from the inventor -- Buffalo B.K., the original kung fu cowboy -- sends a hail of bullets straight at the Impossibly Resistant Egg, each one exploiting a precise weak point to shave away a sliver of the voidmetal that makes the egg up. Siria pauses her attack when the egg is merely a shell of its former self, then dissolves into nanites and reassembles herself as an array of retardedly deadly -- retardeadly -- guns, from sniper rifles to pistols to miniguns to a literal hand gun, each and every one pointed at a different point of the egg's surface. She fires, and a massive hail of bullets descend upon the egg from every angle. The egg is hit, and covered in cracks, but does not break. Siria then reassembles herself as a massive cannon, and fires a massive shell directly at the weakened egg. Half an inch away from the egg, it splits open, to reveal a metal bowl and what looks like a hand. The hand picks up the egg and gently taps it on the side of the bowl until it cracks for good, its contents landing safely in a cushion inside the bowl. Siria reassembles herself into her original form and grins, picking up the bowl and examining the spoils.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 01:28:00

SOUL: read ze runes.

Toast captchalogues a large, stair-shaped, chunk out of the fissure, leaving a sinilarly-shaped hole.

She then uses some localised time magics to repair the thing inside IRE, specifically by using one of the many time-based memory alchemies that people just HAPPEN to have handy.

ALSO, following a pls from him, Revives insert.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 02:01:00

pls reviv me

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 06:16:00

I move to E11.
I prone myself.
I Snipe down Scale Reaper1.
I then cancel my prone by the passive power of the Sniper Rifle(Can I?)
I then retreat to E12(If I can)
X-Protecter moves into Furniture Graveyard at I11 and moves into E9.
X-Protecter then hit the Crimson Scale in the head.
END OF ACTIONS
@GM, how do I make my weapons better?

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 09:41:00

@sunnyau, Prone means that you are basically on the ground, thus you can't move while prone, nor can you get up from prone using retreat movement. The rules for prone are in the Game Rules section. Read those pls

As for your other question, you can upgrade your weapons by using a fair chunk o' creativity combined with some materials that would upgrade your weapon.

EDIT: Oh? I guess you should disregard that part.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 11:37:00

TEK seems to have gone missing... strange. Perhaps he has found a way out of the mindscape, and taken the chance to leave? That isn't too much of a concern. Right now, you SHOULD be wondering just who that strange man in the black clothing is. Whoever he is, he's standing at G12 of the Furniture Graveyard battle. And he's staring right at the Red Scale.[b]


The Operative
HP: 23 (+5 from equipment, +3 from 4STR bonus)
MP: 10
STR: 4 (+3 from 9 skillpoints)
AGI: 8 (+7 from 21 skillpoints)
INT: 6 (+5 from 15 skillpoints)
SPC: 1
AC: 2 (+2 from equipment)

Weapon:
Operative's Katana: (8-9) damage, 1 range, 1 retreat
WEAPON PASSIVE: Elegance. +1 Crit Chance (aka +5%) per 2 INT, +1 Crit Chance per 4 AGI, +1 damage Upper Limit per 4 AGI

Equipment:
Helmet: Cyborg Head Casing (reskinned Knight's Helmet)
Armor: Metal Plating
Accessory: Finale Amulet

Skills:
Skill 1: Counter
Skill 2: Shock

Special Attack - UNLIMITED
SP needed: 400
Fill method: Dealing damage (X2 if Lightning-element), dodging an attack (gain equal to damage attack would have dealt), taking Lightning-element damage (damage taken x4) (Cannot fill if UNLIMITED status active, obviously)
Effect: Grants UNLIMITED status for 3 turns. Dodge chance increased by 5% (+5% per 2 points AGI, +5% per 4 points SPC), AC increased by 3 (+1 per 4 STR, +1 per 6 SPC), and deal an additional (8-12) (+1 per 2 INT, +1 per 3 SPC) Lightning damage to any enemy within 1 range after movement. (+1 duration at 12 INT) (+1 duration at 12 SPC)

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 12:16:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464086222))

@sunnyau, Prone means that you are basically on the ground, thus you can't move while prone, nor can you get up from prone using retreat movement. The rules for prone are in the Game Rules section. Read those pls As for your other question, you can upgrade your weapons by using a fair chunk o' creativity combined with some materials that would upgrade your weapon.

@Doctors, I see what my movements are wrong. But the Sniper Weapon allows me to get up without cost.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 16:55:00

Aaron finishes with his dual wielding technique, finishing with burning the fissure all the way open with his dual axes of ultimate fire control. The fire, having run out of material that it can burn, dies out.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 18:11:00

@Piono: The whole island is made of splinters. So unless you remove the whole island, there's gonna be fuel for the flames. Easily.
@Sunny: Hm, I'll think about what to do here. I'll allow your current move, but that'll be subject to change. I might make it so you can't instantly unprone after firing if you move -> prone.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 18:58:00

I go North from the crossroads.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 21:45:00

I head east.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 22:29:00

@ire: I'm controlling the flame, I'm not LETTING it consume anything but the wood I want it to. IT'll go out once it finishes widening out. If not I'll smother it with Superosque.

Originally posted on 2016-05-25 01:03:00

@ire, I see.

Originally posted on 2016-05-25 03:02:00

Oriko decides to use Foresight before entering the fray, and ponders on whether that would have happened here or not if she didn't attack the Reaper. On one hand, it's a natural event, and on the other hand, mindscape logic. Kirika sits patiently for a reply. She hasn't entirely realised that Oriko is in danger yet.

Originally posted on 2016-05-25 17:58:00

I go all the way down to the Furniture Graveyard so I would like some Skill Points (after each win).

Originally posted on 2016-05-25 18:36:00

Super low update chance today.
...why has attendance dropped off lately? We're off the ship segment.

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 01:14:00

Shrug

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 02:26:00

I'd hate to say it, but maybe people are starting to lose the ability to apply effort.

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 02:46:00