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Kirika: Reunite with your loving(?) summoner. >END OF ACT 4 ... PSYCHE.

kek (I still need to get back to reading Oriko Magica)

Shouldn't Oriko have lost MP from using Kirika? Anyway, Oriko attacks the Glitched, while Kirika attacks the T0x6ASTY DOG.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 19:28:00

@Piono: I thought Clones couldn't act the turn of spawn, so if you're in range of AoE you can't reliably clone?

@Ire: I agree to the dual-scaling thing, the damage output of every iteration of the Dual Pistols is absolutely abysmal in their current state. Joy is basically a joke weapon that Redstone refuses to acknowledge as such. Except in this one instance with our D0G.

@Redstone: D7, fire on T000000ASTY D0G, 3 times. Please.

@Battlefury: You're forbidden from crafting with Dog items. THat's the ban. No Banhammer of Dog for you.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 21:14:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1461701686))

@Piono: I thought Clones couldn't act the turn of spawn, so if you're in range of AoE you can't reliably clone? @Ire: I agree to the dual-scaling thing, the damage output of every iteration of the Dual Pistols is absolutely abysmal in their current state. Joy is basically a joke weapon that Redstone refuses to acknowledge as such. Except in this one instance with our D0G. @Redstone: D7, fire on T000000ASTY D0G, 3 times. Please. @Battlefury: You're forbidden from crafting with Dog items. THat's the ban. No Banhammer of Dog for you.

>Implying it's possible for anyone except a high level godmodder to actually make a ban hammer.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 22:01:00

Toast teleports into the Cargo Ship at O10, then uses Shifting Sands on Teag. She moves up to L4 then uses Shifting Sands on Super Greed, moves down to P4 and fires southwards, getting a 3-hit combob on the L00T chest. She L00TS the L00T chest then retreats to R4.

Here lies the idea I had for a chainsaw.

Chainsaw (3-5) damage. 2 Range. 0 Retreat. (MELEE)
Whir Up: Change base damage to (15-16) and gain +1 Retreat for two turns after this one. Move is reduced by 2 when using this skill. 2 MP

Do you guys think that this is balanced? It's pretty much the combination of Axe Mechanics and Longbow Mechanics (in melee form). I might change it a bit.

T0AST may have 7 health, because of the 0 in D0G.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 22:08:00

Mabuz moves to G8 and fires a HEALING Grim bolt at the Broken!

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 23:00:00

LEEEERRROYYY JEENNNKINSSSSSS

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 23:37:00

Just had a stroke of genius.
I move to (J7), whack the door, and "retreat" to (K6). Bam. I'm near the shield generator. Thanks, whoever gave me Zillycharm earlier.

Rin either moves to (D6), medicates the Broken, and retreats to (E5), or moves to (F7) and does that, and then retreats to (G6), depending on if it registers when in sight or when out of sight. (And if the same applies for range for some reason, then just stay there. May as well cover all the bases y'know?)

The glyph just stays there.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 23:46:00

I use the coupon on the Sentry Helm, equip it, and move to B10, and guard.

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 03:30:00

I move to L2 and end.

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 22:27:00

(ire is reading)
(đöp §õőñ?)

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 23:02:00

Shadow Ventrus, smack Cache, loot if possible.
Ventrus; Get the dodge outta there.

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 23:09:00

TEK dashes down to G4, uses the Glitch Beam on the Cargo Ship, then heads back to G2.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 02:14:00

=TURN ONE-HUNRDED AND EIGHT=
Battlefury notices a paradox, thus causing a paradox located on his location.
(3814)
A 4 is flung through a space-portal, hitting him for (4) damage and giving him 8 SP, because of his fill requirements. He is also promptly barred from crafting anything thanks to his party. Toast then CHECKS the character creation part of the walkthrough, marking it to be written. Piono then purchases the Turn() tome, and rewrites Enchant: Fire into Turn(). I then insult Piono for thinking that Leeroy Jenkins is a bad rolemodel; he's amazing shut up-

Redstone then also purchases his headsentry (with a coupon), which he equips.

=BATTLE: THE SHATTERED SKIES, TURN SEVEN=
After the two untimely deaths of Ventrus and Teag, via Brokensnipes and Greed Attacks respectively, Chaos has sent help to deal with the Ware entities! Which also happens to hurt you! Divide your forces properly; you don't want to get too messed up now. You also found some nice loot in the Loot Cache of the cargo ship.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 02:21:00

I have wonderful timing

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 02:42:00

Ire...
I got two legendaries in a row

:bbrodelaugh:

EDIT: Don't pretend you're not jealous. <|:A

We should play sometime (oh god i'm so screwed i have never drawn c'thun before. my only good rng is my pack quality)

Toast calls in for some support from the turret THEN moves to Q3 and fires northwest. If that all works, she teleports straight into the Iris Gun (at E9, after being teleported into the MW Antidisestablishmentarianism due to the ship 'sploding), using her Retreat. We have enough people in the MW cantbebotheredcopying right now.

If she's not getting fire support, she moves down to Q8, fires southeast then retreats to Q10, ABSCONDING. Also sorry teag. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten. Neeevermind. Seems like you'll be alright. nevermind x2 combob. Rip in teags.

EDIT(like 6 or something? i don't keep count): I think I said this already, but I kinda need to be a boarder. My weapon sucks in tight spaces/near allies and I don't have the ridiculous move I would need to navigate the Ring.

Might be using a fraction of the loot to make a chainsaw or upgrade my weapon (the latter less likely of the two).

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 02:44:00

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LEGENDARIES
I FOUND MY OWN LEGENDARY >:U

(c'thun decks are fun yaaaay)

EDIT: yes we should. (oh god i'm so screwed my rng and strats are garbage) [small](my only good rng is my uncanny cthun topdeck ability) [small](i'm not jealous you're jealous)[/small][/small]

EDIT EDIT: Actually finished the update!

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Don't forget to revive your friends. Then again, if somebody is dead for long enough...

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 02:52:00

OK then! I'd like some of these guys to be dead, so if you have the Mana to do so (and hopefully you do), Get rid of the Broken, now. Please. Also, the dog has now revealed her ability to tear numbers direct form our HP bars.

Battlefury, I blame you.

@Redstone: Heal on the Broken. The way it works makes this damage it, in case you weren't paying attention.

@Piono: More Broken Heals, please.

@Insert: I don't care if it's a waste, use Healmore on the Broken.

@Anyone with a heal basically: Heal the Broken. I don't know how you will but it HAS to happen, the sooner the better.

@Siria: Shoot T0AST, then shoot the Shield Drone with the Turret once.

@Laser Drone: Laser the Shield Drone.

@Everyone Else: change of plans. Hit T0AST until it is dead. It is relatively more injured than the others. The Glitched is the other priority as we can kill T0AST faster, at least, and if the Iris Gun fires it'll kill the Glitched. If you can fire weapons at it, though, that would be great.

I toss a card at T0AST. I'll edit in actual movement later, I'm in need of sleep.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 09:13:00

Siria snipes T0x4AST, before shooting the Turret once at the Shield Drone.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 12:39:00

Rin's in range of the Broken now, so she medicates that thing.

Also, ugh, did that Zillycharm seriously go to waste?
Ugh.
Just.
Ugh.
Whatever, not gonna dwell too much on it.
I stay where I am. Actually, no. I teleport to (D9) aboard the Iris, move to (D7), and kill the door.

The Glyph zaps Gladius. For healing, of course.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 15:34:00

I teleport to H9, move to I7, and attack the door.

Originally posted on 2016-04-28 15:39:00