Battle - Replicated Forest

More conversation. Monnobaki headtilts at the question, though not in any specific direction since she isn't sure which way she should face to convene with a voice divorced of physicality.

"We're from... I suppose it's not somewhere anyone here would have heard of, but we were both born on Klaa."

"I chose to move to Renn when we... disagreed on certain aspects of faith."

After making her contribution to discussion, Veldanura self-casts a bonus action Focus Energy to get Lucky11/Augmented/Kritzkrieg, slashes at Saggitarus 2, then retreats to E9.

...Oh yeah, missed a detail when scaling her stats, the bonus action extra cost modifier should only be +3 instead of +5 due to Veldanura having 8 SPC.

Slim scratches his head. "We ain't pullin' our weight."

Chunk looks around at the carnage the others are doing. Sure enough, a lot of damage is being done, leaving the two henchmen in the dust. Chunk grumbles to himself and pulls out a... net with some magnets on it. Uh.

"Ain't pullin' our weight, eh?" Chunk says to himself. "We'll show 'em."

Slim n' Chunk move to N13, then use Chunk's Pulling Doohickey on N9 (if I'm understanding it correctly, this should hit Trooper5, Eye1, and Sniper3).

== TURN THREE==

..no characters have been implemented! Woo, immediate battledop.

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Well! It doesn't seem like there's much to do this round except mop your foes up! You've taken some minor damages from the Face, but its FAR from huge! The only harmed player was Percy, who's proved themselves to be absolutely immortal this round. Maybe you can clean out the rest of the foes? I have faith.

note to self the next map needs. something significantly more dangerous.

*checks*

Parsnip emerges from Meditation and-

PARSNIP: I FEEL FANTASTIC

The Rainling diagonally moves to J8, where it than throws some Nourishing Waters at Trecim


Parsnip decides it’s finally time to leave his Cover and steps to H12 where he-

PARSNIP: HEY HEY HEY

-casts a +2 Buff Levelled Nanostorm onto L10 which probably heals everyone involved to full and deals with the Face.

The Icy Cover heals up the Scorching for lack of a better target.

He than retreats to J13 where he stares at Emericald.

Fusee: Now neutralize the larger cluster.
FF: Yahoo!

Firefly moves to F14 and Basic-Attacks Eye1, also getting Face1 and Sniper3 in the blast.

• Move to F14.
• Basic-Attack Eye1. +32% damage (total of 52-55 before defenses) and Unavoidable, +15 CRT. Half damage splashes to Face1, Sniper3, Medic2, and the O10 Thorn Patch.
• Gain 15 HP, 10 MP, and Swift2,1rd during Regen.

The Witch shrugs.

???: Huh. Guess the best option is still death.

With a lack of anything better to do, she climbs onto her Gold Pine Witch Broom and starts flying. (not mechanically, just flavor)

She then levels her bow at Sagittarius1 and fires a debilitating shot at them.

ACTION
-Enhance Weapon
-Basic Attack Sagittarius1 (Electric, Jolted4, Slow1, Weakened4)

Hey Percy. The GM thinks you're immortal. "The who?" You- you don't know? "No...?" Well then... better to keep it that way. "I need not know what the Lord doesn't tell me." Blind faith! I like it.

But yeah. That "get shot in the face" tactic worked pretty well! "Of course it did. The Lord has split my soul in His eternal memory. Death does not faze me." A nuclear apocalypse might. "What?" No wi-fi.

"Well, the One of a Thousand Zeroes has sent me to quench this horde. I suppose it is only fitting I finish this task." Sure. Whatever. Go medieval on those guys. "I intend to."

Percy gets up on his tip toes and tries to get the Sagittarius in his line of sight. Unfortunately, there's some Pokemon in the way. "...I've never seen that one on Bulbapedia." What? It's only slightly modified. "Mods." He shakes his head. "I had mods once." And how did that go? "Read my Bio." ...Makes sense.

Plus there are the corpses in the way. And the trees. Percy really just needs a better angle.

Deciding to give up his favorite square, Percy moves to K8.

"Now I can see it!" ...I really don't think that's any clearer. I think there's a rain cloud thingy in the way. Owned by some nano-magic-thingy person that just healed Percy. "Those who aid the Lord cannot block my view." ...I think it was a render distance problem.

Anyways, at 4 Range, Percy can finally use his melee weapon. Words have definitions. Yes.

Percy flings his Aegis at the archer on G6, Captain American style, smacking Sagitarius 2 with a basic attack.

You know, I don't think throwing is melee. "I had my hand on the weapon the entire time." What?

Sure enough. Percy's hand physically disconnected itself from his wrist, bounced wildly through the air, hit the Sagg in the face, then spontaneously reattached itself.

I don't think that's Captain America style. "I'm sure if he had a detachable hand, he would do the same." You're thinking of the Winter Soldier. "His arm is detachable. Not his hand." Same thing.

Meios moves to H5. Picking up a small rock, he lobs it at the Sagittarius Wireframe.

"...You want some of this?"

Meios's nonchalant remarks unusually infuriate the otherwise-robotic Sagittarius, which attacks.

Meios, making unfeeling robots have angry emotions? What an edgelord.

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Meios moves to H5 and casts Feint on the Sagittarius.

The battle seems pretty won and the Administrator didn't say anything that cries out for correction, so Scope Creep scans an Eye and the Weatherling moves to H11 and scans Byte4.

The strange creature finally stops lagging. It then proceeds to walk in a straight line up in front of the robot archer thing by moving to G7. At this point he begins to bug out, seemingly clipping into every location within a radius around the Saggitarius. He then begins to make movements that, if arranged properly, would look like a windup for a strike. He screams out

QUOTE

Uvvvvvvvvvllllllllllnnnnnnnnnnnnu

before tripping on one of his shoelaces, making a slash at the Saggitarius as he falls.

Meanwhile, the little Beyblade that probably can't actually, but it's gonna try its best regardless, spins around towards Byte4. It bumps around on the ground, slipping and sliding until it is within the same square as the Byte, at which point it notices it is virtually completely incapable of actauly hitting the Byte from its elevation. It then notices a little rock within the square, and begins running into it. It runs into it over and over again, every time the rock chipping off a little more, until the Beyblade tilts itself over much further, and begins rushing towards the rock at top speed. On impact, the rock shatters, but the Beyblade ricochets off of it and directly at the center of the Byte, attempting to strike at it.



(Summary, Glitch to G7 and hit Saggi on G6 using his lightsaber thing, and Beyblade to D6, attacking the byte that sits there. I do not select any squares as unavailable for teleporting this round)

Newly reinvigorated with their successful doohickey throw, Slim n' Chunk attack Eye2 with The Tickler (if I'm understanding Range right this should work).

...What? Were you expecting funny dialogue or flavour? Listen, not all posts are winners.

Zalek moves to H7 and slashes at Saggitarius 2 with his Gunblade.

Battle - Replicated Forest

"..."

"..."

Neither of the sisters seem that amused by the butchering of the names of their homeworlds. Or, well, former homeworlds, what with them being psionic projections of long-deceased rulers... That aside, Veldanura has extra reason to be annoyed.

"Eater forsake it, if that blade had cut just a fraction deeper..."

As for Monnobaki, she just tries her best to be understanding.

"They were our homes. Where they are now is... difficult to say. The Shroud connects with worlds innumerable."

...Oh right the battle.

Veldanura checks the battle, sees not much to do, and just runs over to D7 to beat Byte4 to death. Then she retreats to E8.

== TURN FOUR==

..no characters have been implemented! I should probably stop saying this now.

Posts under this post will be counted for the next round of combat. Unless you ask really nicely and it looks like the Sagitarius are about to live. Oh god.


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..with the conclusion of the battle in the Forest, the Administrator has seen fit to give you a place to chill. Feel free to explore!

Additionally,. and perhaps more IMPORTANTLY- the next battle has begun, immediately! Welcome to Cellblock Zetta. Things have immediately gotten a bit more advanced- there's a lot of foes, burning laser walls, hostages to rescue.. Can you deal with it? We'll see.

Parsnip, still high on Cosmic Energies uses the portal and plops to the Rec Room…

He immediately spins around and face plants against the wall that leads to the secret room and picks themselves up to grab some food and sit with Sag1 to eat in Maniac yet awkward silence

((build respec, replacing Strotam with Illusory Trap))

He also pops into the Cellblock with sanity at N13 and moves to P15 where he creates two Illusory Traps that look exactly like him with 2 Buff Levels from his Amplifier at S15 and M15

A fautless frost appears at O14 and he retreats to O13 as he plans his next move....

{Partial build respec: swap out Bough Of Yggdrasil for Crystalline Amplifier, and replace the Moonflower Trinket with a custom T4 trinket called 'Goldlight Limbs', which also gives +1 SKI, but gives no Resists, and has a passive with... Some Kind of bonus action effect. Maybe the ability to cast Null Somnum as a bonus action (once per battle?)? Bonus action unmoddable damage to a target in range 1? bonus action move-one-space? shrug. Amplifier now starts out Active, currently in cost-reduction mode.}


Scope Creep spawns on N11, golden back-halo stretching back into the laser-wall and bursting into dark flames from its heat, and lurches forwards to N14 and comes to a flickery stop back on N13. The dark-goldenrod fire from its ring doesn't flicker back, though, flinging patches of brown fire onto O18, M18, M16, O16, R15 and K16.
{Spawn N11, Move N14; Thorn Patch O&M18&16, R15, K16; retreat to N13.}

~~~ Rec Room ~~~

Meios appears within the rec room and immediately stabs the Sagittarius. From, like, ten feet away. That is, according to my field guide, a natural ability of edgelords. That makes no sense, but who am I to question the field guide?



~~~ Cell Block Zeta ~~~

Meios spawns at M7 and moves to K5, then casts Riposte and taunts the Veteran Eye. He also activates his Special just in case it was turned off.

Realm of Rec and Room: The ^{totally not bugged} _{totally normal player} character that the Administrator was totally ready to handle spawns in.
He then proceeds to walk towards the TV to see if it has any gaming system, until he suddenly bugs out and his location data is replaced with the value V12, and he suddenly appears in the not finished loading room that is obscured by fog of war.



Cellblockan Reckoning:
The entity known as Glitch spawns in on P9. He then proceeds to move to P6, at which location he turns to face O7, acts like he is about to grab something, and then accidentally triggers the code for the spell "Abduction" which proceeds to pull the hostage on V9 over to O7, at which location he is safely deposited, after which Glitch calmly moonwalks to Q5 in a manner that seems unintentional, and then standing there.

(Summary: Spawn on P9, move to P6, Abduction the Hostage on V9, placing them on O7 if hostages don't immediately get teleported out upon getting rescued, which should happen via the Safe Travels effect full healing said hostage. Also today's marked squares are N6-N8, O6-O8, and P8)

Rec Room

The Witch flies and nosedives through the portal and into the rec room. This somehow sends her straight to the sofa at (E8). After a soft faceplant, she turns face-up, instantly asleep, to her hat fluttering down from where she fell. It gently lands right on her face.

she comf

Cellblock Zetta

Meanwhile in a parallel timeline...

The Witch lands gracefully at (N13) and immediately notices the jump in difficulty.

???: Am I actually gonna be useful here?
???: Nice. Now, hit yourself!~

She launches a Mental Ray: Confused at Screamer1. This is gonna hurt...

She hops back to (N11); she has +1 retreat due to not moving!

Trecim spawns on O7. Laser gates? With no railings or eye protection? This facility is in terrible shape. Good thing they brought their fire absorbent PPE.

He moves to Q5, where the Samurai's ZoC stops him. Then he casts Whirling Blades, moving R5-S6-T7-U8-V8-W8, hitting Sam2, Bomber1, Grace1, the Laser Wall (which heals him but he's not damaged), Sag1, and Byte5.

He slips and falls, spawning a Wet Floor on X8. Then he uses Explosive Chamber on Sag1, blasting himself to X9.