Geraldus 3/10
Rex Tres Maleficos 5/15 (+1 from Fseftr)

+1 to Fseftr.

I'd like to state, before I say anything, that I literally know next to nothing about Pokémon, especially Hoopa. However, I thought it was kind of obvious that I meant tunneling, as in trenches. Hah.

Regardless, I take Fseftr's opportunity, and poke Nyan Cat to death viciously, transforming its corpse into a horde of snails, which I pet.

Originally posted on 2015-11-05 02:24:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446652679))

"Mom" 4/10 I attach a chunk of metal to me, cause, you know, I'm a robot. I then launch it at Nyan Cat.

NyanCat eats the metal and becomes...
IT BECOMES...
METAL NYANCAT!

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446670132))

Kingmaker 19/? Erelye Kingmaker Two 18/? +1 Erelye I ask whoever is attending the shop how to get snail points.

If you petted Shello, you have some. The future method for getting them is currently unknown.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1446690281))

Geraldus 3/10 Rex Tres Maleficos 5/15 (+1 from Fseftr) +1 to Fseftr. I'd like to state, before I say anything, that I literally know next to nothing about Pokémon, especially Hoopa. However, I thought it was kind of obvious that I meant tunneling, as in trenches. Hah. Regardless, I take Fseftr's opportunity, and poke Nyan Cat to death viciously, transforming its corpse into a horde of snails, which I pet.

Metal NyanCat's transformation is short-lived as it is poked to death.

Not enough even happens this turn for me to post an EOTB.


Originally posted on 2015-11-06 13:40:00

Kingmaker 20/?

Kingmaker Two 20/? Erelye

+1 Erelye

I see if the shopowner is a snail.




Originally posted on 2015-11-06 14:48:00

"Mom" 5/10
Crane 1/3

+1 to NumberSoup

I summon a snail to pet it. I pet it. I then warp it back to Minecraftia.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 16:10:00

Geraldus 5/10 (+1 from Fseftr)
Rex Tres Maleficos 6/15

+1 to Fseftr.

I stabilize my avatar's code with a small session of ~ATH programming, which I can somehow get to work in my favor, despite working off of the death of others.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 20:16:00

The Control Core protests upon losing integrity, and decides to spend this turn restoring what was lost.

Originally posted on 2015-11-06 21:49:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1446821299))

Kingmaker 20/? Kingmaker Two 20/? Erelye +1 Erelye I see if the shopowner is a snail.

The shopowner is a slug.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1446826202))

"Mom" 5/10 Crane 1/3 +1 to NumberSoup I summon a snail to pet it. I pet it. I then warp it back to Minecraftia.

+1 snail point!

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1446841019))

Geraldus 5/10 (+1 from Fseftr) Rex Tres Maleficos 6/15 +1 to Fseftr. I stabilize my avatar's code with a small session of ~ATH programming, which I can somehow get to work in my favor, despite working off of the death of others.

Ok.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1446846540))

The Control Core protests upon losing integrity, and decides to spend this turn restoring what was lost.

Ok.

I continue not to even post an EOTB because no one even tried to attack anything. Sooner or later, I'll just start the next event, it's clear we're not going to get much done here.


Originally posted on 2015-11-10 00:25:00

"Mom" 6/10
Crane 2/3

+1 to engie

I use ULTRA FART on Hoopa!

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 00:27:00

Kingmaker 22/? Redstone

Kingmaker Two 22/? Erelye

+1 Erelye

I save some snails from a French restaurant, and pet them.

Originally posted on 2015-11-10 00:53:00

More than two posts would be appreciated

Originally posted on 2015-11-13 00:11:00

sigh

Originally posted on 2015-11-15 16:12:00

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1447603951))

sigh

You might as well do it, or this game will fade into oblivion.


Originally posted on 2015-11-15 18:51:00

The Control Core sighs, and makes a request to Serpent to move on to the next event already.

Originally posted on 2015-11-16 10:12:00

Ok, Serpent decides not to even look at the last couple posts and starts the next event when they finish their homework.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 00:10:00

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1447978233))

Ok, Serpent decides not to even look at the last couple posts and starts the next event when they finish their homework.

DO IT! JUST DO IT! YES YOU CAN! Yesterday, you said tumorow, so JUST DO IT!

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 00:12:00

Suddenly, warping through time and space, Bowser appears!


















Haha no. Instead, Hoopa opens a portal and every player is sucked through it, leaving the entities behind. It seems you're in a strange desert...

A Muzzled Troll confronts you.

Muzzled Troll: [PR]. HP: 30,000/30,000. Carrying pillar.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 03:00:00

This is the Seccian Desert, ain't it?
I then beat the crap out the Muzzle Troll with a rusty iron sword.

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 04:38:00

The Control Core beeps in surprise at having somehow been separated from it's turrets, then is dumped into the strange desert directly on top of the Muzzled Troll. This means that the Muzzled Troll is currently underneath something of which the weight could probably be quantified in Kilotons[i].[/i][i]

Originally posted on 2015-11-20 18:58:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1447994331))

This is the Seccian Desert, ain't it? I then beat the crap out the Muzzle Troll with a rusty iron sword.

3,000 damage!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1448045886))

The Control Core beeps in surprise at having somehow been separated from it's turrets, then is dumped into the strange desert directly on top of the Muzzled Troll. This means that the Muzzled Troll is currently underneath something of which the weight could probably be quantified in Kilotons[i].[/i]

[i]
5,000 damage!

EOTB: The Muzzled Troll smashes engie with the pillar, reducing his Integrity.

Muzzled Troll: [PR]. HP: 22,000/30,000. Carrying pillar.

Originally posted on 2015-11-29 02:02:00

I attack the Muzzled Troll with a rubber axe, which then turns into a bunch of blades.

Originally posted on 2015-11-30 23:11:00