Kingmaker 12/?

Kingmaker Two 12/?

I wonder what a Shello is

Originally posted on 2015-09-25 23:01:00

The Dood attacks Ashimar with Grayson, arguably one of the best swords in the original IB. (Rem, this dude is an entity.)
I slash at Hoopa!
Mega gorillas the gorilla out of Ashimar, or Hoopa, if he's dead.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 15:49:00

QUOTE (MooGoesCow21 @ (time=1443156452))

I try to attack the Hoopa with my ghostly form and say Hi to Shello 2/20 New Body 2/100 Moo Moo Dimension

Hoopa is 4x weak to Ghost types! 8,000 damage!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1443211001))

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 6/7 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 4/5 An energy construct, a hammer of some kind, extends forth and swings at Ashimar, causing a shockwave upon impact that cracks open the ground.

4,000 damage!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1443215203))

I quickly slash at ashimar. Not creative today.

Parried!

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1443218512))

Kingmaker 12/? Kingmaker Two 12/? I wonder what a Shello is

My snail's name.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1443278944))

The Dood attacks Ashimar with Grayson, arguably one of the best swords in the original IB. (Rem, this dude is an entity.) I slash at Hoopa! Mega gorillas the gorilla out of Ashimar, or Hoopa, if he's dead.

The Dood gets locked in a weapon lock with Ashimar, making them both unable to attack! 3,000 damage to Hoopa! What's a gorilla? Do you mean a gorilla?

EOTB: The Missile Launcher shoots a missile, but spontaneously... misses? This should be investigated later. Very odd. Raven kills the Missile Launcher! Shello snuggles up to the Control Core. Everyone else idles.

THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 28,000/125,000. Weapon locked.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 66/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 732,000/775,000.

Shello: [N]. HP: 10,000/10,000. Does not attack. Cute.


Originally posted on 2015-09-28 23:28:00

Kingmaker 13/?

Kingmaker Two 13/?

...okay then. I feed Shello some snail feed.

Originally posted on 2015-09-28 23:34:00

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 7/7
Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 5/5

A pair of large, powerful-looking guns extend forth from the Control Core, each of them aiming at Ashimar.

Missile Launcher: 32000/32000
Chaingun: 48000/48000

Meanwhile, the Control Core itself decides to scan Shello to gain information about... vague things.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 00:14:00

/null
gorilla is a censoring word the players of DtG: Terraria use when they attempt to say a swear word.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 01:30:00

I try to scare the shit out of the hoopa by creepily humming Tiptoe past the window by tiny tim to him
also I pet shello

Moo Moo Dimension(3/100)

New Body(3/20)

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 05:04:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1443479683))

Kingmaker 13/? Kingmaker Two 13/? ...okay then. I feed Shello some snail feed.

You gain two snail points!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1443482086))

Control Core Weapons System - Chaingun: 7/7 Control Core Weapons System - Missile Launcher: 5/5 A pair of large, powerful-looking guns extend forth from the Control Core, each of them aiming at Ashimar. Missile Launcher: 32000/32000 Chaingun: 48000/48000 Meanwhile, the Control Core itself decides to scan Shello to gain information about... vague things.

Shello seems to be an ordinary snail... With lots of snail points inside its shell.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1443486658))

/null gorilla is a censoring word the players of DtG: Terraria use when they attempt to say a swear word.

And it was started in the DTG community by TwinBuilder, who formatted it gorilla. That's the correct spelling.

QUOTE (MooGoesCow21 @ (time=1443499455))

I try to scare the shit out of the hoopa by creepily humming Tiptoe past the window by tiny tim to him also I pet shello Moo Moo Dimension(3/100) New Body(3/20)

Hoopa is not scared because it is a mischief master. +1 snail point!

No one even does anything because no attack affected an entity.


Originally posted on 2015-10-02 01:06:00

Kingmaker 14/?

Kingmaker Two 14/?

I look up snail points on the internet while petting Shello

Originally posted on 2015-10-02 01:11:00

I Mind Rape the Hook

New body(4/20)
Moo Moo Dimension(4/100)

Originally posted on 2015-10-02 05:09:00

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 1/3
Orbital Reinforcements Drop - Technician: 1/4

The area of space that Ashimar is occupying suddenly drops to 0 degrees Kelvin. Now, being encased in ice is a lot more damaging than hollywood would have you believe, so... yeah.

Originally posted on 2015-10-02 21:55:00

I sent a barrage of bullets at ashimar.

Originally posted on 2015-10-03 03:51:00

I charge in at Ashimar and pull out a Dragoor Blade. I slash at Ashimar with it.
With the Dood freed from the Sword Lock, he goes on a rampage on the Shello by accident.
Mega attacks Hoopa with Gorillas!

Originally posted on 2015-10-04 18:51:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1443744692))

Kingmaker 14/? Kingmaker Two 14/? I look up snail points on the internet while petting Shello

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrom...0points&es_th=1

QUOTE (MooGoesCow21 @ (time=1443758963))

I Mind Rape the Hook New body(4/20) Moo Moo Dimension(4/100)

What Hook?

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1443819331))

Control Core Weapons System - Railgun Turret: 1/3 Orbital Reinforcements Drop - Technician: 1/4 The area of space that Ashimar is occupying suddenly drops to 0 degrees Kelvin. Now, being encased in ice is a lot more damaging than hollywood would have you believe, so... yeah.

7,000 damage!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1443840692))

I sent a barrage of bullets at ashimar.

2,000 damage!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1443981112))

I charge in at Ashimar and pull out a Dragoor Blade. I slash at Ashimar with it. With the Dood freed from the Sword Lock, he goes on a rampage on the Shello by accident. Mega attacks Hoopa with Gorillas!

3,000 damage to Ashimar! The gorillas rampage and deal 4,000 damage to Hoopa! Shello... Shello killed.
You...
YOU...


DO YOU THINK YOURSELF ABOVE CONSEQUENCE?






Oh dear. You have done something very, very bad. Veeeeery bad. You're going to have a bad time if you keep down this route.

EOTB:
Shello's body begins glowing with fierce green energy. It seems something is happening... Hoopa summons NyanCat. Ashimar, being at critical HP, raises his shield, negating damage against him! You're going to have to find a way to lower that shield. Raven shimmers and disappears from the battlefield for some reason...


THE BATTLEFIELD

Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 14,000/125,000. Shielding.

Raven: [FG]. HP: 66/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 732,000/775,000.

NyanCat: [RAINBOW]. HP: 123,456,789/987,654,321. Constantly shifting HP and alignment.

Shello: [N]. HP: 0/10,000. Dangerously glowing.

Originally posted on 2015-10-06 02:25:00

I mind rape the Hooka

5/20 new body
5/100 Moo Moo DImension


Originally posted on 2015-10-06 03:01:00

Dammit serpent you keep forgetting about the weapons system creations being summoned as entities

Originally posted on 2015-10-06 03:16:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1444097779))

Dammit serpent you keep forgetting about the weapons system creations being summoned as entities

so I am, it will be addressed next updop

Originally posted on 2015-10-06 21:58:00

The kerbal sends out a rover. The rover analyzes the shield for a weakness. With the results transmitted back, the probe rams into the shield.

Originally posted on 2015-10-06 23:56:00

The Dood hits the Nyan cat for 9999 dmg!
Mega throws an Excalibur at Hoopa!
I suck the energy from the shield.

Originally posted on 2015-10-08 01:17:00

QUOTE (MooGoesCow21 @ (time=1444096889))

I mind rape the Hooka 5/20 new body 5/100 Moo Moo DImension

What's a Hooka?

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1444097779))

Dammit serpent you keep forgetting about the weapons system creations being summoned as entities

whydidiquotethis

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1444172194))

The kerbal sends out a rover. The rover analyzes the shield for a weakness. With the results transmitted back, the probe rams into the shield.

The rover harmlessly bounces off the shield!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1444263440))

The Dood hits the Nyan cat for 9999 dmg! Mega throws an Excalibur at Hoopa! I suck the energy from the shield.

9999 damage! NyanCat retaliates and does 36,327,108,894,500 damage to the Dood! Insta-killed!
Hoopa portals Excalibur back into Mega's chest! Ouch...
The shield is just, like, a shield. Like a normal shield. No sci-fi energy fields or anything.

EOTB:
I finally add the Engie weapons! The Chaingun fires at Ashimar but fails to break through his shield! The Missile Launcher rains down destruction on NyanCat, causing it to glitch out and turn its HP into pi! Or at least, part of pi! Ashimar shield bashes the Chain Gun for 4,000 damage, but resumes his shield stance before getting caught off guard! Hoopa does 3,000 damage to the Chain Gun! NyanCat eats some PopTarts and fires off magical rainbows at Hoopa, which Hoopa summons a portal to block. They instead hit the Chain Gun, doing 4,321 damage. Shello starts shaking violently...


THE BATTLEFIELD


Ashimar the Sorrowmaker: [DEATHLESS BOSS]. HP: 14,000/125,000. Shielding.[big][/size]

Raven: [FG]. HP: 66/75.

Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 732,000/775,000.

NyanCat: [CAT]. HP: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716/999,999,999,999,999. Constantly shifting HP and alignment.

Missile Launcher: [AR]. HP: 32,000/32,000.

Chaingun: [AR]. HP: 39,679/48,000.

Shello: [N]. HP: 0/10,000. Shaking violently.

Originally posted on 2015-10-11 22:05:00