You've heard the rumours. He can't possibly be back. Not after everything that's happened. But the signs don't lie. There's only one answer to all the symbols, the imagery, the iconography haunting your dreams.

Six Wings.

Six Hands.

Six Fingers.

Across existence, anyone can look up to see the same thing: A doorway to somewhere, dominating the skyline.

For fear of What Lies Beyond, none have dared to enter.

None, except for y'all. You've decided to through the gate.

Get Ready.

QED

Link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/136P...dit?usp=sharing

It's ready.

Cake Guy.
Passive: BaCAKER.
All attacks (by you, that is) are converted into cakes with various effects. Cakes can be used as items, and thus in a bonus action, by anyone with facility to receive them. Cakes can do anything, generally related to the damage's form. Spells with non-attack effects may or may not still be converted into cakes, or be reflavoured to involve cakes.
Status affects which would otherwise affect damage or accuracy or whatnot are applied to your attack before cake conversion, albeit with a accuracy down effects converting into a chance of lower-quality cakes.


HP: possibly below average. or normal? dunno.
MP: above average - high.
AC: might have a little. from all the fat.
R: low to none in HP. High in MP.
SHP: dunno.
MOV: dunno either. probably low, because fat?
HIT: has no non-cake attacks, which are items. are those HIT-affected? hm, maybe HIT would be success rate/ baking speed?
DGE: low.
Counterrate: low. except with cakes explicitely boosting it.
CAV: they won't be attacking directly so.
CRT: Fairly high (is converted into making an especially good cake. Applies to all baking if not explicitely removed in a skill.)

Basic Attack has 0 or 1 Range(lower and upper), no retreat,1 "hit", fairly high upper/lower damage with a fair degree of range between them. might have controlable side-effects (When Cake-modded, this should equate into more freedom with regards to the effects of the baked cakes. baked cakes might default to healing abilities instead of attack ones?)

Skills (Cake-Modded):
MultihiCupcakes 10 MP
do bake 3D3 attacupcakes. Criticals halved in effectiveness boost. high range. individual attack is mediocre but 4 or so of the cakes can be thrown as a bonus action (if no other cakes are used). cupcakes are only either generic attack or generic healing.

The World Obe Masterwork Cake (80% of my MMP) MP, (25% of MHP) HP.
bend the very fabric of rea Bake a truly amazing Cake! If attempted with insufficient HP, die in the attempt, but succeed. This Cake can have nearly any properties. This Cake will not, however, be an entity. It may also be multi-use, but will only be at one location at a time; multiple players using it requires feasible transport. Critical effectiveness is tripled and rate is raised.
Perfect Ai Reliable Baking (0 MP)
this attack canno Preform your basic attack. Crit rate and miss failure rate are set to 0. your roll will be replaced with a number that is in the top 33% of possibilities.

Zone of Corru Cake Kingdom (40 MP)
Burn the la place cakes everwhere within range 3(or maybe 6? what're the scales involved here?) or less of a point within exactly (range of zone from that point) of you (so the zone reaches right up to cake guy's character but not beyond.). In this zone, allies and enemies automatically recieve cake-based effects, though allies get a different effect from enemies. Effect is equivalent to about half of one of your basic attacks. occurs once per round.

With Light our own we Pierce the vei Create Cake (10 to 50 MP)
Conjure from the endless eldritch lands a monstro Bake a Cake so good it becomes an entity! Entity Cakes get actions related to or involving existing cake things, or, if there are none, bake cakes themselves. Health, attack, power, Etc, scale based on MP expended. with a critical, your Cake becomes not only an entity, but smarter then you, allowing roleplay usages. Also, the cakes MP is doubled/ it gains an MP bar.
Cataclysmic Collap Cake Conjuration IX (10, 30, or 70 MP)
select an area 1, 2, or 3 (// 2, 4, or 6, if thats a better scale) spaces across, based on MP expended. next turn, Cake will erupt from the ground and sky. those within the area will take (number - (number*1.1)) damage, unless they spend an action to eat the cakes, in which case they are healed instead. Entities slain by this become piles of cake mix. Entities healed by more then their current HP (and more then 10% of their MHP) via this become cake fanatics, joining Cake Guy. leaves a weaker Cake Kingdom zone behind.


Spawn at: probably Q17.
Depending on if he starts at full MP or empty MP, Cake Guy either does a basic action (Baking a veggie cake of healing) or casts Create Cake with 40 MP, creating a Cake with everfreeze icing and glitter sprinkles of duplicity next to himself. This Cake is probably a cake-baker, since there're no other cakes for it to synergies with i think?

Hex appears in a plume of fire at R17, and casts The Thrill, giving him and JOE some sweet buffs. He then runs to S17, then uuuup to S10.
And then he casts Khamsin. Flames whirl around as he poses dramatically, despite not having any weapon- wait no blades just popped out of his rollar skates and WHY DO YOU HAVE ROCKET POWERED ROLLER SKATES.
He whirls around to N10, hitting METATRON... 5 times I think. Next, he jets all the way up to N6, hitting METATRON another 4 times. He then activates the Catalyst tiles his movement created, specifically the damaging function, hitting METATRON again. Note that the ability says it only hits enemies, so Cake Guy is unharmed despite standing right next to one of the exploding tiles.

Zack appears at (Q16). He wordlessly shoots a Null Bolt at METATRON. It appears he's waiting for an opportune moment to strike...

Yeet

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Glory appears at R20, electing to survey the battlefield from a safer vantage point.

Suddenly, a ring of black runes appears at Space Q18. A mysterious cyborg appears from it, and with a voice like rusting metal, he speaks.

"...Where exactly am I, and who here deserves to die?"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LOaEC8D...dit?usp=sharing

Rubbing his forehead, R3negade X says "Well, that was embarrassing. Clearly, you have to die now. Yveltal, Aid me!"

He stretches his hand into the air, causing a black runic portal to appear. Out of it slowly falls a Master Ball, which opens, cloaking him in light. After a scream of primal fury and rage, he has fused with Yveltal, and takes to the air to use Oblivion Wing on the monster that attacked him.

Cake guy drags his legs over to N-17, then turns around. With a burst of Mana, he starts baking cakes. but like, really, really fast. He bakes so many cakes they start falling off the table he totally has for baking them on. He bakes so many cakes they're starting to pile up on one another. He bakes cakes with such rapidity that the friction starts visibly warming his hand. then he bakes faster. He bakes so fast his hand catches on fire, and so does the table he was using, and the latest cake he was making. This serves as a signal to him to stop baking. Looking at the great big pile of cakes around him, he uses his semi-elemental control over cake to lift up all of the cakes and drop them down in a huge mound over Q18.

Translation: move to N-17. Use Cake Kingdom on Q18.

simultanously, Cake1 goes 1 down, and Bakes. They quickly create an icecream cake, tappering off at the top- a perfect shape to launch at someone else like an arrow! They then hold it up above the mass of onrushing Cake Kingdom Cakes, keeping it from being crushed by them, before setting it back down next to themselves for anyone to use. while the overseer is not currently in range, they probably will be eventually.

Sheet altered. No need to repost it, it's right there in plain sight up a few posts.


GLORY: So, this is Metatron.
GLORY: I had heard rumors about him...

Glory's eyes flash a bright orange. She doesn't seem too impressed by the damage that got through her shield, and a symbol manifests in the air behind her of a white cross sprouting angelic-looking wings, her injuries seeming to start healing themselves. She concentrates, then turns her attention to her current companionship. Specifically, Hex.

GLORY: Fast-moving one. Take my blessing and get in there.
GLORY: I intend to accompany you shortly.

She promptly casts Empress Favor: Speeding Bullet on Hex. An insignia appears in the air near Hex, of some kind of high-caliber bullet embedded through a winged shoe. If one looks closely, the insignia has a faint blur, as if it were moving very quickly.

After that, Glory slides her way to N16, her eyes focused on her current injuries. They're still healing over... for now. If she gets enough time alone, she might be able to do something.

Zack moves to (U18), and sizes up the being in front of him.

"...Ya sure do move a lot, huh. Let me fix that."

His blade splits into a number of different segments, each floating in what appears to be a grey flame, and an aura connecting each of the segments together. He swings his blade forward in such a manner as to get METATRON stuck in a loop made by the blade. Whipsword Lasso activated!

He retreats to (Q14), seems he used an action to activate it. Notably, while the blades stay where they are (and arguably get even tighter), the aura connecting the segments appears to be holding everything in place, even at range.

Hex thanks Glory for the buff, then dashes to X23, then up to X17. He revs up his skates again, and runs.
First, to AE17.
Then, down to AE22.
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Hex then turns all the Catalyst tiles created by his Movement Phase, not the Whirling Blades, into cover tiles. That will block off METATRON's attack, since he can't fire throughh Cover, I think.

ROUND 2

<UPDATING....>

I'll try to put up dividers like this for each round from now on.

ROUND 2 IN A NUTSHELL:
The Overseer has taken like 400 Damage, but has also managed to kill Zack and R3negade-X, creating splits of them in the process of their resurrection. Also, the Octothorpe is here.

Cake Guy:
First, he picks up the icecream arrow. Then, with his innate understanding of cake-throwing, he throws it at the Overseer in such a way as to functionally force-feed it to them.
Of course, the Overseer has no mouth, so it just goes straight into his eye. Yum!

Cake Guy then hops over to Q16 and starts spouting more-or-less meaningless arguments about why the Overseer's next reality should be fundamentally made of cakes instead of four-pixel 2-d shapes.
If the Overseer actually listens, more detail will be given. Regardless, this is not Cake Guys action.
Cake Guy's action is his demonstrating the versatility and wonders of cakes.
By baking one, of course. He swiftly whips up an elegant cake which, on closer inspection, is made of smaller cakes. With further inspection, the cakes it's made of are actually made of even smaller cakes. those cakes are made of pure capsaicin. and the Capsaicin... is made of even smaller Cakes!
Since the cakes are made of cakes made of cakes made of capsaicin (the chemical which gives peppers their burn, activating heat and pain receptors, which means people eating capsaicin are literally experiencing their mouth as it would be while on fire, why in the world-), they're basically made of fire.
And since the basically-fire is actually made of Cakes, this demonstrates the versatility and value of Cakes as a fundamental building block of reality! In fact, at the deepest level of this recursicake, the bottom layer? Is cakes. not tetrominos, not atoms, not anything else, but Cakes.
It's truly a masterpiece. Shame cake guy isn't sane enough to take advantage of this as anything but a tool for cramming more cakes into reality.


Action summary!
Cake guy: Throw Icecream Arrow at the Overseers mouth. Since the overseer doesn't have a mouth, actually throw it at their face. (BONUS ACTION)
Move to Q16.
(Free: prattle at the Overseer about the wonders of Cake)
Use basic attack to bake a cake made of cakes made of cakes that are Basically made of fire (which is made of cakes made of cakes made of...), and hold it to demonstrate the wonders of Cakes as a fundamental material for reality to the Overseer. It's cakes all the way down (though it does bottom out eventually).
Intended Cake properties: Probably something involving severe pain, burning damage, or somethign along those lines. Also, whatever you think being made of recursive cakes should do.

R3negade X stands and manages to regain his bearings. Re-spawning is always such a chore he thinks, But who is that handsome devi-oh. Oh....

Having noticed his evil clone, R3negade moves to U14 and says "You dare to defile my corpse? We'll show you what happens to necros who think they can play around with R3ngade X. Yveltal, Shadow Grip!"

Black hands extend from his back, five of them grabbing large chunks of the floor or ceiling, and one grabbing the duplicate. "Veeelt....AAAAL!" R3negade cries, nearly in sync with Yveltal by the sound of it, and slams the arms' cargo into the Overseer, each one from one of six sides, saving his twin for shoving down the monster's throat.

Zack was not exactly thrilled that he was effectively split in half. This was Deja Vu all over again...

He also knows he cannot take out the clone yet; too much magical bulk. So he doesn't, instead opting to eat the Kingcake at (Q17), and walk to (U14), keeping up the Lasso for now.

Hex respawns at N20, and uses ALL of his Blaze to apply Swift to him, two stacks.
This means he now has Swift5. ON COME THE HELL.
He then casts Khamsin again. He moves to N18, N19, M19, L18, K19, and then back to N19, and then back to K19, and rinse and repeat until he runs at of MOV. PERISH, FOOLISH INKBEAST, FOR THE GOD OF SPEED AND ALLCAPS SCREAMING IS HERE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

GLORY: Hm.

Glory doesn't seem particularly worried with this bit of damage either. She quickly relocates herself to S22, waiting there for something...

The symbol manifesting near her changes form. Now, it resembles a skull, impaled on the top of a glowing orange spear, and the angelic wings quickly shift to resemble blades covered in blood, a bit of the actual material starting to drip onto the floor near her. MODE: Slayer engaged.

Oh my. This has been a few days, hasn't it?

UPDATE COMPLETE. Round Four!

I get the feeling that 6400 HP is a bit much, it might make the fight drag on and on and on. If that's going to happen, how could The Overseer's Pattern remain interesting throughout the battle?
Please, do share your insights on how you think the battle could be made more enjoyable in your posts.

Cake Guy lands on O18, eating the cake he landed on. He then casts Masterwork.
With an intensity, a single mindedness bordering madness, a completely singular focus on his task, he stands. a sweeping gaze across the land around him shows slight displeasure at the decreasing quantity of cakes. Not just the ones that were eaten- for those, he could abide. But those that crumbled into blackness beneath his very feet, as the very big man moved? Those were purely wasted, and those are more then the eaten. Catching sight of Cake1, there's a twitch of surprise and, perhaps, happiness. It is quickly reigned in.
Only one thing matters. The next cake he makes shall be the greatest he has made in perhaps many a score. It shall be grand. He focuses, and plans. His breathing stills, the scant concentration it takes withdrawn. He will suffer for his art. Ingredients, he has many. But which? Which ingredients, for his hallowed goal? herbs are right out- he's making a cake, not a bitter pile of health. Unless sugarcane is a herb, of course. or maybe beets, those make sugar too. he's not the greatest at terminality, 'aight?
After a time, he reaches a decision. And stops, a moment. Looks at Cake1.
But this is no look of pride or appreciation. This look is born of the same dedication they stood up with. In Cake Guy's heart, if he still had one, would be a level of single-mindedness and dispassion that verges on madness, or perhaps madness's cold mirror.
A G⛛d made M��n has all the weaknesses of perfection, but a M��n made G��d has all the might of his deformities.
And Cake Guy is not perfect, no. They were born of lowly origin, and rose. They are obsessed with cake in illogical fashion, sacrificing past for future and future for past in equal measure.
But of those who see their might, respect is commanded. and given.



Cake 1 tosses another kingcake at Cake Guy, then spends Their action baking Cake Guy a cake: The Cake of Skills (or something), to boost all skills used on it. In short, an excellent baseline.


Cake Guy takes this cake and begins to bake. sugar and spice and everything nice? No. Cakes are all, and it cannot be of one side. Where there is good, there is bad. Which is to say; not all like the same cake tastes.
They bake a cake. And this cake is a world.
Mountains of swirled icing, and lakes of syrup pour. sugar as sand and ice, ice. peppers lay below, everburning magic ones, warming the cake, but the winter sections remain frozen by bits of winter faerie flower nectar, mixed into the dough. wheat which seems almost to glow with life made dough, and... well and so on.
And on this world came life, evolving with rapidity born from the life emanating from the very land. a hundred, a thousand specie, or more (all, of course, made of cakes. any mutants are culled by natural disasters). But it's not enough. The world needs a true power source.
And so is brought in Cake Guy's blood. A Knife in hand, and there a stand, to hold the cake atop the land. a slash, not brash, but cold, no rash. a silent face, of irrelevant race. the man moves, and with a drip, blood pours from his finger-tip. It spirals from the mountain top, and burns against the syrup slop. a moments time, and it's sublime; an ocean smoother then this here rhyme.
T'would be a crime, to eat, this time. every watcher is not to dine.
a masterpiece was made this day, and a masterpiece it shall ever stay.



ACTION SUMMARY:
Cake Guy goes to O18. eats cake. Cake 1 throws another cake at cake guy, then bakes Cake Guy a baseline for their next action, to amplify it or something. Cake Guy then uses Masterwork, creating a cake that is a world, a vast one to the view of its denizens. This cake is not to be eaten- not to say it can't be, but Cake Guy would proceed to do their level best to rip the eaters face off. This is, after all, a masterwork.
The Cakes effect is unspecified, but it should probably have a passive- maybe AoE?- effect, probably related to the idea of an entire world which is made of cake.

This cake is also part of cake guys """"Argument"""" for the superiority of cakes as a baseline for all of reality, as opposed to tetraminos or whatnot.

Unicode icons, in order, were:
>down-pointing triangle
>up-pointing triangle
>a birthday cake
> a strawberry shortcake.

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