Lothyra stabs the Imp with the lowest health with the Pencil Perforator.

Alchemy:
Door && Rock (2/2)
---------------------
The costumed whacko kicks one of the imps in the face.
"This... is... SBURBan Reckoning!" he yells.

Clothes || Rock = Rock Shirt 3/3

Throw one of the imps at another imp to damage them both.

I write my story, then check:
Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/?
Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/?

2/? Kitchen Knife || Glove

I stab once the first Imp draws near me.

I make more paper with the alchemiter.

You were someone, sometimes, back then. Before the METEORS fell. You had interests, you think. One of them was the DESTROY THE GODMODDER series, you assume, based on the COSPLAY CLOTHES draped over your FRAIL, MOSTLY USELESS BODY. Not the original forum games, of course. Nobody really has the time to read through those things. You were a fan of the high-budget, high-concept, high-success high-everything-else video game adaptations released by EPHEMERALD GAMES. Or video game adaptation, the second one was going to be released the day the meteors fell. You were going to attend the LAUNCH PARTY. That's why you spent several hours spray-painting a CARDBOARD BOX you found in the trash and rummaging through old clothes for a BLACK SKI SUIT. That day was going to be the first day of your new life. And boy, was it ever.

Now, after the meteors have fallen, you aren't really much anymore, at least not as far as you can remember. As you've straggled through the RUINED HOUSES in search of food and shelter, you have begun to assimilate the identity of your FAVORITE CHARACTER from the DTG GAMES: V, the enigmatic Enderman psychic. You remain human, in flesh, of course, but in spirit you feel completely attuned to your ENDERMAN IDOL. As much as you remember of them, anyway.

Therefore, it was ONLY NATURAL to christen yourself V2.

Eventually, it was also natural to seek out the only place that seemed to contain actual, living, breathing, talking, people in this meteor-blasted city: THE ALCHEMITER. You have zero clue what an Alchemiter actually is, but you figure there's no harm in trying one out

CLOTHES && FIZZY DRINK 1/?
CLOTHES || FIZZY DRINK 1/?

As the Alchemiter spins into action, you also take a look at the RUINED HOUSES in search of anything of interest, before throwing a weak-wristed punch at a passing IMP

KnifePhoneX=3/3

I equip the Rock shirt while I tear a piece of paper into paper bandaids

Paper bandaids||Fizzy Drink=??1/??

You chuck a rock at one of the IMPS before sitting down next to the Alchemiter, letting the soft hum and even vibration of the GREAT MACHINE overtake your body. You aren't sure if it's truly producing noise or warmth or light, or if this all is simply a product of your own tired mind. Does it even truly matter? Perhaps it doesn't. What does matter, however, is that you can finally allow yourself to rest. You've finally managed to scavenge a sliver of respite from the SHATTERED LAND, here among the people who've gathered around this strange machine and its maybe-real humming and warmth and lights. You can finally have a moment to yourself, to gather your thoughts and assure yourself. To stop imagining yourself as a mindless, purposeless "You" and start thinking about yourself as V2. Perhaps this is the start of your new life, after all

V2 stands up, and scrambles towards one of the ruined houses, eager to investigate

CLOTHES && FIZZY DRINK 2/?
CLOTHES || FIZZY DRINK 2/?

OOC: Can the Alchemiter duplicate items?

Fizzy Drink||PaperBandaids=??,2/??
Pencil||Paper with “magical” written on it 1/??

I stab an imp with my new knife

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 19 2019, 06:06 PM)

2/2 Kitchen Knife && Glove. I equip the result, and then try Kitchen Knife || Glove. I hide behind any cover I can find, and wait until an imp comes close enough to stab.

You finish the Holster Glove.
Kitchen Knife || Glove = Knife with a glove-shaped blade. 1/2
You guard!

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jan 19 2019, 06:07 PM)

Continue throwing rocks at attacking imps I guess Clothes || Rock = Rock Shirt 2/3 Apparently we have to wait for after X/X to use the result. Do items appear at end of post, or?

You do 1 damage to a imp, killing it.
+2 EXP.
Items appear when you complete them, so you can use them in the post you finish them, along with starting a new alchemy.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 19 2019, 06:09 PM)

I respawn.

Poof. You respawn, at half health.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 19 2019, 06:22 PM)

Lothyra stabs the Imp with the lowest health with the Pencil Perforator.

Shank. 3 damage,+3 EXP.
You level up! You gain your first Echeladder Tier, Scribe of Stab, and unlock your first branch, Biotic Assailant, focused around the magic(?) of biotic. Your first ability is Biotic Barrier, in which you create a barrier to defend a ally. I’ll need a response to my PM on Discord to finalize the tier. done.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Jan 19 2019, 06:29 PM)

Alchemy: Door && Rock (2/2) --------------------- The costumed whacko kicks one of the imps in the face. "This... is... SBURBan Reckoning!" he yells.

You get the Door to down under, a door studded with rock!
1 damage!
1 EXP!

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jan 19 2019, 06:31 PM)

Clothes || Rock = Rock Shirt 3/3 Throw one of the imps at another imp to damage them both.

Rock Shirt get!
2 damage, +2 EXP.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 19 2019, 07:06 PM)

I write my story, then check: Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/? Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/?

You have to us both your posts to respawn. But you can do this next turn!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 19 2019, 07:31 PM)

2/? Kitchen Knife || Glove I stab once the first Imp draws near me. I make more paper with the alchemiter.

You get the Blade with a glove shaped blade. Why tho.
The imps look at you warily.
Piece of Paper 1/2

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jan 19 2019, 09:00 PM)

You were someone, sometimes, back then. Before the METEORS fell. You had interests, you think. One of them was the DESTROY THE GODMODDER series, you assume, based on the COSPLAY CLOTHES draped over your FRAIL, MOSTLY USELESS BODY. Not the original forum games, of course. Nobody really has the time to read through those things. You were a fan of the high-budget, high-concept, high-success high-everything-else video game adaptations released by EPHEMERALD GAMES. Or video game adaptation, the second one was going to be released the day the meteors fell. You were going to attend the LAUNCH PARTY. That's why you spent several hours spray-painting a CARDBOARD BOX you found in the trash and rummaging through old clothes for a BLACK SKI SUIT. That day was going to be the first day of your new life. And boy, was it ever. Now, after the meteors have fallen,  you aren't really much anymore, at least not as far as you can remember. As you've straggled through the RUINED HOUSES in search of food and shelter, you have begun to assimilate the identity of your FAVORITE CHARACTER from the DTG GAMES: V, the enigmatic Enderman psychic. You remain human, in flesh, of course, but in spirit you feel completely attuned to your ENDERMAN IDOL. As much as you remember of them, anyway. Therefore, it was ONLY NATURAL to christen yourself V2. Eventually, it was also natural to seek out the only place that seemed to contain actual, living, breathing, talking, people in this meteor-blasted city: THE ALCHEMITER. You have zero clue what an Alchemiter actually is, but you figure there's no harm in trying one out CLOTHES && FIZZY DRINK 1/? CLOTHES || FIZZY DRINK 1/? As the Alchemiter spins into action, you also take a look at the RUINED HOUSES in search of anything of interest, before throwing a weak-wristed punch at a passing IMP

Through the power of a PROPER INTRO POST, you discover a Build Poster in a nearby house, depicting the famed Build from DTG2. The fandom loves that guy for some reason. You also deal 3 damage to a imp, KOing it! +4 EXP!
Clothes && Fizzy Drink = Wine Shirt 1/2
Clothes || Fizzy Drink = Glass Shirt 1/2 Why tho

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 20 2019, 12:10 AM)

KnifePhoneX=3/3 I equip the Rock shirt while I tear a piece of paper into paper bandaids Paper bandaids||Fizzy Drink=??1/??

KnifephoneX made!
You equip the shirt and destroy a piece of paper, to make some bandaids.
Grape Bandaids 1/1. These are exceedingly useles.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jan 20 2019, 03:56 PM)

You chuck a rock at one of the IMPS before sitting down next to the Alchemiter, letting the soft hum and even vibration of the GREAT MACHINE overtake your body. You aren't sure if it's truly producing noise or warmth or light, or if this all is simply a product of your own tired mind. Does it even truly matter? Perhaps it doesn't. What does matter, however, is that you can finally allow yourself to rest. You've finally managed to scavenge a sliver of respite from the SHATTERED LAND, here among the people who've gathered around this strange machine and its maybe-real humming and warmth and lights. You can finally have a moment to yourself, to gather your thoughts and assure yourself. To stop imagining yourself as a mindless, purposeless "You" and start thinking about yourself as V2. Perhaps this is the start of your new life, after all V2 stands up, and scrambles towards one of the ruined houses, eager to investigate CLOTHES && FIZZY DRINK 2/? CLOTHES || FIZZY DRINK 2/? OOC: Can the Alchemiter duplicate items?

You investigate, finding one Fork.
You finish the fizzzy alchemies.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 21 2019, 06:11 AM)

Fizzy Drink||PaperBandaids=??,2/?? Pencil||Paper with “magical” written on it 1/?? I stab an imp with my new knife

Pencil || Paper with "Magical" written on it = Infinite Use Pencil 1/3
4 damage, +4 EXP! You unlock your first branch, The Pen is Mightier. Your first ability is Rewrite, in which you add a adjective to a object , changing it.

EOTB:
You advance down the road, now that no imps block your path.
Oh no, you say. We’re too powerful, you say. My response, stolen from the original SuperSBURB? The area rumbles. It sounds like the kool aid man is about to crash through the wall kool aid man style. You pray to god the kool aid man isn’t about to bust through the wall kool aid man style.
CRASH!
A bloodthirsty ogre crashes through the wall kool aid man style.
Hah.
BATTLEFIELD:
[UND] Flaming Ogre: 40/40 Hp. On fire.

[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 10/20 HP
[PLR] V2: 20/20

Lothyra quickly throws up a Biotic Barrier that protects her and Joebob! It's the ability that I gained, according to the GM. She then alchemizes Pencil Perforator && Build Poster.

Paper 2/2

Idea get. I draw up an image. It is of a skeleton creature wearing a hoodie, a t-shirt beneath, jeans, and shoes. I write a description on the back. It says something about a skeleton with spacial warping powers named Sans.

I then attempt to alchemize the kitchen knife && Paper about Sans

Infinite Use Pencil 2/3
Grape Bandaids||Paper with “Healing” written onto it 1/??

I use REWRITE onto the Ogre making it now “Weakened”

I write my story, then check
Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/?
Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/?
and then use the attack action to hit something which may or may not be a wall.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Jan 21 2019, 09:58 PM)

Lothyra quickly throws up a Biotic Barrier that protects her and Joebob! It's the ability that I gained, according to the GM. She then alchemizes Pencil Perforator && Build Poster.

You summon up a Biotic Barrier, bodyguarding you and JOE!
Pencil Perforator && Build Poster = Lime Scribe's Perforator 1/4 A glowing bright green pencil with a pure white tip. It’s decorated with images of Build, and can be used to stab people, you maniac.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jan 21 2019, 10:06 PM)

Paper 2/2 Idea get. I draw up an image. It is of a skeleton creature wearing a hoodie, a t-shirt beneath, jeans, and shoes. I write a description on the back. It says something about a skeleton with spacial warping powers named Sans. I then attempt to alchemize the kitchen knife && Paper about Sans

You create another piece of paper, then promptly use it.
Oh, Sans. Neat.
stop abusing the paper please - teh gm
kitchen knife && Paper about Sans = Paper Bone Knife. 1/2. A knife made of paper folded to look like bone. The paper, that is.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 22 2019, 07:48 AM)

Infinite Use Pencil 2/3 Grape Bandaids||Paper with “Healing” written onto it 1/?? I use REWRITE onto the Ogre making it now “Weakened”

You use another piece of paper. Should I count this as using the adjective paper?
Grape Bandaids || Paper with “Healing” written onto it = Diet Grape Juice Bandaids ⅓
Tastes like grape juice! Wait how do you even taste a band-
You weaken the Ogre! This will last for a few turn!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Jan 22 2019, 10:46 PM)

I write my story, then check Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/? Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 1/? and then use the attack action to hit something which may or may not be a wall.

Thanks to the alchemizable properties of your story, you only get two sections done. You consume two pieces of paper.
Those are the Templar Artifact descriptions and the one about the Elemental Control.
Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) = Paper Glyphfueled Jacket 1/3
Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) = Paper Glyph Glove 1/3

EOTB:
Literally no-one has attacked the Ogre, thonk. The Ogre winds up a haymaker, smashing into the Biotic Barrier for 2 damage, then rapid punches O.R.I.G.I.N. and V2 for three damage.
Some backup imps arrive.
BATTLEFIELD:
[UND] Weakened Flaming Ogre: 40/40 Hp. On fire. Damage debuff.
[UND] Imp x2: 5/5 Hp.

[SMN] Biotic Barrier: 5/5 Hp. 1 AC. Bodyguarding Lothyra and JOE!
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Lothyra: 18/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 10/20 HP
[PLR] V2: 17/20

Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 2/3
Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 2/3
I write another section of the Story, then grab a small scrap of leftover paper. It's not a wet napkin, but it'll do, I think, before beating the ogre to death with it.
or maybe not to death.
But I certainly try!

Lime Scribe's Perforator: 2/4

"Hmm. Writing stuff now makes for valid alchemies? Well, I guess two can play at that game."

Lothyra begins to alchemize Rock && Mass Effect Codex Entry on Element Zero = Element Zero. She then stabs the Ogre with the Pencil Perforator.

Diet Grape Juice Bandaid 2/3
Infinite Pencil 3/3

I use the KnifephoneX on Kill setting to murderise an Imp

Clothes (a jacket) && glyph chestplate description (from story) 3/3
Glove && glyph chestplate description (from story) 3/3
I raise my hand and point it at the ogre. The paper glyph glove creates a glyph on the Ogre's neck for 'weakness', and I proceed to throw the nearest small unmentioned object that is reasonable to throw at their neck, resulting in it piercing a fair distance into the weakenned neck flesh.

Diet Grape Juice Bandaid 3/3
Paper&&Infinite Use Pencil 1/??

I proceed to add to the Minor pile of Adjectives with more adjectives with Infinite Use Pencil on Paper action