36/40

I play propaganda videos to the PGs, decreasing their morale.

Originally posted on 2018-07-21 16:07:00

3/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

While the Witch riding me perform great acts of carnage suitable to impress even Dr Clef himself and inspire Deadpool to now speak in Old English,I perform a few spells while not also rendering the PG Side to chuncky bits with claws

The spells are of healing and sunlit Energy and they provide a small Heal to the Soldiers who are more injured then not(9000 HP ones) and a small boost to their Attack

I cheer for the Witch

Originally posted on 2018-07-22 01:45:00

Time is gone, space is insane.
Nothing to fight for, nothing to gain.
"But even this vast kingdom of stars
Still has its soldiers fighting its wars."

Man, why does this entire collaboration attack have to be so grand and cryptic.

The Witch looks over to the Herald, who is by now in a condition too poor to even have his duel.

"Am I trying hard enough yet? Am I, am I, amIamIamIamIamI am I am I AM GOING TO DIVIDE YOUR BODY FOR MY SERVANTS TO EAT, YOU DESPI-
Wait... that's... actually a great idea..."

Her sardonic grin only grows wider as the area around them twists into a lavish hall crowding with humanoid goats in exquisite tuxedos. Every now and then a being more alike a human would show up, even though there is no place for humans in this demonic banquet. Along the wall a woman wearing a goat mask sat, her long blue hair sticking out of it and falling down her black Gothic dress. For whatever reason, the guests seemed to avoid getting near her, and Fʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀᴄᴏʀᴛᴀ Herself shot a worried glance upon noticing her, but regained Her composure fairly quickly.

Soon enough, the Witch was making Her way towards an elevated throne, while the Herald was held in place by two goat nobles.

"My beloved Witches, Demons and Furniture! I have brought you together here on this day so that we may enjoy the taste of a particularly rare human, one who had the power of godmodding bestowed upon them. And since he takes such great pride in serving a Godmodder, he should be proud that he will be treated the way his masters were in the past, right?"

At this remark, the crowd cheered vigorously. Two women in knightly crimson garbs with golden leaf crowns floating around their heads approached the center of the room, where the Herald was still held spread-armed by the goats. They unsheathed their rapiers, which looked alike to those used by their master.

"Hail, hail, hail the Witch!", the silver-haired one sang, swiftly bringing her blade on the Herald from above and cleanly cutting off his arm from elbow down. The goat holding onto it, still firmly gripping the remaining half with his other hand, gave it to another in the crowd, who presumably brought it to the cooks further down the hall.

"Long, long live the Witch!", the blonde one continued, repeating the formal process. At this point the Witch who was sung about made Her way to them from Her throne, wielding a glowing red ceremonial knife in Her hands and manic glee in Her eyes.

"Eternal glory to the Witch!"

~{ (🔲) }~

27/40

Originally posted on 2018-07-22 20:00:00

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532122159))

10/? Something (20 Charge in Reserve) Oh so tempted to summoning another entity, I stomp on that temptation. In fact, the temptation was stomped into a flat disc, which I pick up and boomerang it towards the soldiers. It slices into them, dealing minimal damage... but now temptation festers in them. It gnaws on their will to stay with their current employer and encourage the temptation of joining the AG team. After all, they seemed outgunned and outnumbered right now... (Forced Morale roll I guess)

One Soldier rolls morale and fails!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532122868))

7/yes I quickly construct a pool table and set myself up a game. I then decide that that's probably a waste of time, so I just toss the cueball at The Iron Prince's Regards. At mach 20.

Since this is space, and space is a vaccum, and sound doesn't really travel in space, mach 20 in space isn't that fast at all. But the sight of the cueball sends the beast in a frenzy. It looks like it doesn't like it very much. 20k damage.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532130674))

35/40 I give the weakest AG soldier a new uniform. This has the effect of increasing his health, and fixing his alignment.

Right. I should change alignments, I'm very sorry, Descended. What's your name, by the way?
The weakest soldier gets 9k more health, as well as a fancy new uniform, if I say so myself.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532131198))

38/40 See, the shadow-to-diamond effect was a type of radiation, so it stuck to the herald. most of the heralds body was in shadow, so it turned into diamond too. it would, however, take until the photons would have reached the herald (had nothing shaded him from them) until the diamondification, which is why the herald didn't notice anything until they spontaneously started turning into diamond at the speed of light.

The Herald's body turns into diamond, and begins refracting light. All of it.
"I KNOW EVERYTHING!"
It looks like he's also gone Diamond Troll, too. Oh dear.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1532131273))

DICE 6/20 Before CS makes his move, he takes out a golden vial and tosses it out. It explodes into golden light, from which a winged figure emerges. CS: That's a Watcher. He'll watch our Strife and make sure no-one breaks the rules knowingly. If we break a rule that we didn't know of, he'll reset the Strife. If one of us breaks a rule that we knew of, they get a beatdown and the other person automatically wins. CS: Now that that is out of the way... CS: Let's go. CS charges, moving faster then a regular being, dodging the Herald's bullets. As he approaches the Herald, he jumps into the air. Twin cobalt blades appear in his hands, which he slashes at the Herald's hand and gun, disarming and hopefully dishanding him. He then delivers a kick to the head, then jumps backward,  moving into a defensive position. CS: Your turn.

The Herald gives a nod at the Watcher before the strife begins. As you charge at the Herald, he doesn't shoot at you, but as you strike, he parries your first strike with the side of his gun, but the second sinks into his other arm. The force of his parry sends the two of you spinning around. He fires a single shell to his side, increasing his spin rate as he buries a foot into your back, stopping his momentum. You are away from him.
4 Damage to The Herald, 3 to CobaltSuns.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532131736))

36/40 The godfather, looking at his on-fire goon sighs disapprovingly. Since the Warmech luckily has been dealt oh so quickly, the godfather starts firing at an opposing Soldier with his golden revolver whilst moving towards them. Upon melee range, he pops the cap of the cane, which he definitely had the entire time, revealing a sword inside. With that, he slashes at the same Soldier he's been shooting at.

You attempt to shoot with your revolver, but you are instead sent flying backwards, since this is space. You unsheathe your sword cane, and use the momentum from your gun to shishkebab a soldier for 13k damage. -1 PG Morale.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1532132113))

6/40 Ah, an inferior mecha. Metal Gear REX, show your superiority. And by that I mean wreck it. I assist Metal Gear REX, via shanking the Iron Prince’s Regards. “The Lead Throne says hello.”

You shank the Iron Prince's Regards, which is a flesh and blood creature. As it roars in pain, it stretches out one of it's hands as a golden rod materializes into it. 9k damage.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532136561))

7/15 ODIN I make a phone call to VIZ Media. Two lawyers show up and sue the Iron Prince's Regards on the grounds that its maximum HP, being a multiple of 413, is clearly a violation of the IP known as Homestuck. And, seeing the evidence, they extend the lawsuit to cover any additional aspects of the Iron Prince's Regards that are infringing on the IP.

"Ah ah ah!" says the Herald, waggling a finger. "How would you be able to trademark a sacred number? There are billions of laws preventing such a thing from ever happening!"

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532137826))

3/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) “The planet won’t have lasted Long anyway” I warn the AG Soldiers and defected PG Soldiers to get away before I CREATE back the planet in its original orbit....if it happens some PG Soldiers also had their jet packs malfunction while caught its it’s gravitation pull then..

Using your powers, you recreate the planet, but it is gray, barren. Lifeless.
Such are the limitations of Descendancy: You can't bring stuff you kill back to life. You can disassemble and reconstruct, but you just can't recreate that "spark" living things have.
Let this be a lesson.
The PG Soldier takes 6k damage as they struggle to resist the gravitational pull of the deathworld.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1532139214))

8/15 ODIN I set down a TRIPOD CANNON, aim it at the Herald, and fire it. The Tripod Cannon fires a Cannon Setup Box, which quickly sets up three more Tripod Cannons. They all fire out their own Setup Boxes, giving nine new Tripod Cannons. Each of these new cannons fires... and all that happens is a flag comes out of the barrel of each of them saying BANG! While this is distracting the Herald, I sneak up behind him and hit him in the head with a frying pan. FREE ACTION BELOW: I check the Iron Prince's Regards.

While you distract the Herald by violating the law of conservation of mass, you also dent your frying pan on the head of the Herald.

The Iron Prince's Regards
A large green bipedal beast wearing a suit of golden armor, over which is a coat which flashes in a myriad of colors.
Scans indicate that the creature has already been heavily beaten by something with very large fists, likely from the mech which threw it through the lighter fire.
Be warned, this creature has an incredibly high durability, and is radiating a very strong aura of temporal energy.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532145024))

11/? SOMETHINGGGGG If any of the PG Soldiers had come to our side from the Forced morale roll, I quickly get them set up into the Orbital Heli to fully crew it for EFFICIENCY! Oh, and get out of the Nuclear Railgun strike should it ever fire. Otherwise, I simply take a repairing Repair Box and toss it at the Orbital Heli. The Repair Box start taking out tools and repairs the space heli.

You put all the defected soldiers onto the Orbital Heli, and also heal it for 10k.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532169568))

39/40 I turn the iron prince's regards into an RPG slime, wearing armor, inside an iron-man suit. this understandably makes them weaker, since slimes are weak, and the iron-man suit was not designed for a slime Or an extra layer of armor within.

An aura of multicoloured energy surges across the beast's body as it rewinds itself to a state before it was a slime. However, this still damages them for 9k damage.

QUOTE (Royal Witch Franciacorta @ (time=1532175832))

The absolute silence of space (or relative, if we're talking fictional space) is suddenly interrupted. It is not the sound of TIE Fighters catching up, or the cries of an incomprehensible terror from before time that breaks it, however. It is a song. A song, that everything possessing a concept of sound currently hears. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTpp8PQSog And there, from behind an asteroid, in all their majesty came flying a Great Dragon, and sitting upon it a Noble Witch in an overcomplicated dress, heralded by the trumpets of King Paimon's procession. And into glorious battle they did ride, wreaking carnage to all that stood in their path, and the Witch did grin, and Dr Kondraki did shed a proud manly tear, and Saint Atilla's followers did feast upon the fruit bats. Through the PG side a bloody path was cleaved, until they stopped before the infernal Herald. And lo, the Witch spake thusly: "You know how rude it is to get into one's face and say obscure things? But considering I do that too, I will have to find something else to justify this attack with." "Perhaps, because you are an arrogant fool whose purpose is to be defeated as a test dummy? Yes, I think that reasoning sounds very <Good>!" They say the Royal Witch's deranged laughter as the Herald was washed with flames and slashed mercilessly by her blades and halberds is still echoing through the borders of this universe, and by the time it returns to this location, several thousand new Games will have been played in it. ‚~{ «(❇)» }~’ 26/40

And thus was the origin of the Scream, an auditory phenomenon which is heard by various voidic civilizations throughout history.
The more you know.
1 Damage to Herald, -5 PG Morale, +3 Charge to all players.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532178594))

8/yes I somehow manage to get myself close to the Herald, and lightly shove him back towards the blackhole.

You lightly shove the Herald towards the nearest black hole, which just happens to be nowhere near this location.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532185639))

36/40 I play propaganda videos to the PGs, decreasing their morale.

You materialize a TV, which begins to broadcast Pro-Godmodder Propaganda.
A tall man in heavy armor, wielding a flaming blue battleaxe standing in the middle of a burning battlefield.
"is this on? excellent. hello, soldier," he says in a voice more nuanced than any of you will ever hear from anyone else. "it may seem like youre going through some hard times, but remember: we are going to win. also, we have cloning tanks."
He gestures to a massive machine which suddenly materializes behind him in a burst of gray fire.
"so, to victory!"
The screen goes black, with only the words, "A MESSAGE FROM THE BUTCHER" visible.
+30 PG Morale. Whoops.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532220357))

3/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) While the Witch riding me perform great acts of carnage suitable to impress even Dr Clef himself and inspire Deadpool to now speak in Old English,I perform a few spells while not also rendering the PG Side to chuncky bits with claws The spells are of healing and sunlit Energy and they provide a small Heal to the Soldiers who are more injured then not(9000 HP ones) and a small boost to their Attack I cheer for the Witch

You throw healing and sunlight spells at the PG side, making them slightly stronger. Aiming is hard when you're being a dragon, healing the PG side for 4k damage.
RIP.

QUOTE (Royal Witch Franciacorta @ (time=1532286007))

Time is gone, space is insane. Nothing to fight for, nothing to gain. "But even this vast kingdom of stars Still has its soldiers fighting its wars." Man, why does this entire collaboration attack have to be so grand and cryptic. The Witch looks over to the Herald, who is by now in a condition too poor to even have his duel. "Am I trying hard enough yet? Am I, am I, amIamIamIamIamI am I am I AM GOING TO DIVIDE YOUR BODY FOR MY SERVANTS TO EAT, YOU DESPI- Wait... that's... actually a great idea..." Her sardonic grin only grows wider as the area around them twists into a lavish hall crowding with humanoid goats in exquisite tuxedos. Every now and then a being more alike a human would show up, even though there is no place for humans in this demonic banquet. Along the wall a woman wearing a goat mask sat, her long blue hair sticking out of it and falling down her black Gothic dress. For whatever reason, the guests seemed to avoid getting near her, and Fʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀᴄᴏʀᴛᴀ Herself shot a worried glance upon noticing her, but regained Her composure fairly quickly. Soon enough, the Witch was making Her way towards an elevated throne, while the Herald was held in place by two goat nobles. "My beloved Witches, Demons and Furniture! I have brought you together here on this day so that we may enjoy the taste of a particularly rare human, one who had the power of godmodding bestowed upon them. And since he takes such great pride in serving a Godmodder, he should be proud that he will be treated the way his masters were in the past, right?" At this remark, the crowd cheered vigorously. Two women in knightly crimson garbs with golden leaf crowns floating around their heads approached the center of the room, where the Herald was still held spread-armed by the goats. They unsheathed their rapiers, which looked alike to those used by their master. "Hail, hail, hail the Witch!", the silver-haired one sang, swiftly bringing her blade on the Herald from above and cleanly cutting off his arm from elbow down. The goat holding onto it, still firmly gripping the remaining half with his other hand, gave it to another in the crowd, who presumably brought it to the cooks further down the hall. "Long, long live the Witch!", the blonde one continued, repeating the formal process. At this point the Witch who was sung about made Her way to them from Her throne, wielding a glowing red ceremonial knife in Her hands and manic glee in Her eyes. "Eternal glory to the Witch!" ~{ (🔲) }~ 27/40

As the Herald is grabbed by the nobles, his Pseudo-Godmodding aura blazes to life, burning their hands off. "Human?" he laughs. "Not human. Something else."
Suddenly, a shotgun is in his hand. "You forgot to disarm me. Now perish." The Herald begins to grow larger and larger, filling up all the empty space in the room. He becomes larger than the walls, and soon breaks free of them, allowing the vaccum of space to get within this accursed room. Those that still need air to breath die instantly as the void enters their lungs.

"I don't understand," the Herald says. "Did you really just teleport your house into space, not expecting any consequences to come of it?"

---

The Orbital Heli defeats the last loyal soldier. -1 PG Morale, +1 AG Morale. Everything else attacks the Iron Prince's Regards, dealing a whopping 150k damage to it.

The beast roars, unhinging it's jaw to release a ludicrously large laser beam across the battlefield, dealing 18k damage to all AG forces. This obliterates a soldier, as well as the Angels of Massacre. -3 AG Morale, +2 PG Morale.

The Herald takes aim and fires a laser at a vital point in Metal Gear Rex, dealing a whopping 70k damage.

Another gateway opens, allowing more godmodder forces to stream into the battlefield. +5 PG Morale.

---

Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [AG]

PG Morale: 77%
AG Morale: 98%

[PG] The Herald 6/10 Hp.
[PG] The Iron Prince's Regards 177,300/413,000 Hp. 3 AC. Panopticon 2/4
[PG] Space Fighters 125,000/125,000 Hp. x5

[AG] Orbital Heli 36,000/55,000 Hp.
[AG] Soldier 500/20,000 Hp. Defected! Hp Regen 1000! Crewing the Orbital Heli
[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX: 912,000/1,000,000 HP. 2/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] Soldier 1,000/20,000 Hp. Defected! Orbital Heli

---

STRIFE
[PG] The Herald 16/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 17/20 Hp

Originally posted on 2018-07-23 21:41:00

9+3/30?

I use necromancy to turn the planet into a zombie. This will end well.



Originally posted on 2018-07-23 22:28:00

40/40
JOE floats in this void, then dives back down to the dead copy of the planet. as he lands, the ground around him cracks, forming a crater. with a flick of my wrist, water pours down, filling the crater. with another, it freezes solid around me. and then, with the faintest flicker of strain, bursts into heat and flame, melting the ice in a large circle around me, leaving a thin disk of ice at the end of the crater, and a small incredibly scorched circle in the middle, the blackness ever-so-slightly jagged.
A pillar of light shoots up into the sky, into space, making the area near it seem to glow a rainbow of colors, before dying down. as it fades, it reveals a facility and some people.
total Attack without redistribution: 80,000 A
total health without redistribution: 405,000 HP

PART 1: Facility.
Facility health: 300,000/300,000 HP, 100% structural stability.
Physically a building- cannot switch sides.
Structural stability- structural stability will automatically fall as the facility takes damage when it has already lost 1/3 of its health. however, healing structural stability requires more effort then healing normally, and it can be healed seperately. low structural stability means acting in the facility might damage it, and that the facility is in general working worse.
A Building- can be built off. currently, bodyguards all residents.
[this sector has no attack, only health. it also has the detriment of structural stability]
PART 2: Staff
number 10: Steffan.
>Steffan(s squad) does the engineering, practical stuff, and most of the actual building. others can take care of it if they have to, but he is critical to efficiency,
Number 17: Jason
>Jason(s squad) does the software aspects, letting things function on their own and working on the GUI. it can be done by others, but is not as critical as Steffan's, since you can just wade through the hundreds of buttons or include less control.
Number 34: Aron
>Aron (mostly just him honestly, his squad is small) does the planning, theorys, and design for whatever steffan isn't doing, as well as trying to figure out how stuff works.
Number 51: James
>James has no squad, and no specialty. however, he is very loyal, and will pick up the leadership role of anyone who dies.
All other members of the Facility are nameless- not unnamed, they do not have names. naming is a reward for being exceptional. every so often, a new person will be given a name and role, based on DCCCV's discretion.
each of these named members has 20,000 HP. nameless have in the vicinity of 20,000 hp among all 56. there are 25 for steffan, 25 for jason, and 10 with aron. more can be gotten in nonspecific manner.
Each named member will generate 3 units of working when they have an entire squad, 2 with half a squad, and 1 alone, except aron, who will generate 2 with over 1/2 a squad and 1 alone (his WP, however, are stronger), and james, who generates half a unit alone.
work units can be spent to work on aspects of a project, depending on who made them.
Overall, summoning capacity should be roughly equal to a summon with 80,000 health or 16,000 attack each turn.
on this round, no WP usage is made
suggested statline:
Facility 300,000/300,000 HP, 100% structural stability
workers:
Steffan 20,000 HP, 25 squadmates, 3 WP. engineering/construction
Jason 20,000 HP, 25 squadmates, 3 WP Programing
Aron 20,000 HP 10 squadmates, 2 WP planning/design
James 20,000 HP, 1/2 WP. Loyal.
The Facility does not need the planet; it is merely the largest available source of raw materials. in a short while, entity corpses will be able to fill this role.

new: 1/8 guard regiment
Action:
Since the Herald is now physically made of diamonds, their brains structures no longer function for thinking, their heart can no longer pump their blood, their blood is no longer distinct from their flesh, and overall, they are more like a statue of the herald made of diamonds, without any texture on the inside... not even in their lungs, because the radiation also affects air. and even inside, some of the skin is textured wrong from the gradual dispersion of bits of the radiation.


Originally posted on 2018-07-23 23:25:00

10/10, all power must be consumed.

I am tempted to try something against the Herald. But I shall refrain. For the moment. Lets see what carries over...

But first, lets do something with that corpse of a planet, shall we? I punch the Herald lightly, which of course is responded to with a shotgun blast, punch, or something similar, launching me onto the planets surface. From there, I take advantage of the planets lack of life to begin to manipulate its matter, tons of tons of dirt and stone swirling around me as it breaks aparts into grains.

As I tunnel down, into the center of the dead planet, I expel my grained materials into space, where it begins to coalesce around Metal Gear REX. I quickly use the Codec to contact Big Boss and affirm him of the situation. Now, I've reached the molten core. It's beautiful. And more importantly, filled with metal. I shatter the planet once more, with significantly less force. Just enough to help it break apart. I force apart the planets core into molten metal. Quickly now, while it's hot, the metal begins approaching Metal Gear REX at high speeds, before oddly jolting to a stop. At this point the planet is in shards, which are rapidly disintegrating and joining the cloud around REX. With the molten metal, and shards of minerals, I finish up the process of transforming this once living planet into a cloud of mere cosmic dust.

Do not worry, it shall have a better purpose soon.

I form and harden the 'shell' first, out of metal, stone, and compacted dirt. It forms a large shape around Metal Gear REX, transforming into a shape not unlike a Metal Gear, but more humanoid than one. From there, the other materials begin to seep into the small pores and cracks in the shell, filling the interior with, oddly enough, some realized electronics and wiring, wiring into Metal Gear REX as some sort of... mecha suit..? For a mecha? Eventually, or rather soon, by the context of this post, the shell is completely filled, and the mecha breathes new life. Or accurately, it gains life through Metal Gear, it's joints silently moving because SPAACE as it's thrusters alight.

Soto Tengan Toppa, Metal Gear!

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 01:07:00

13/30 PATRIOTISM

I take control of one of Metal Gear REX's secondary weapons (mainly the laser) via L337 H4CK1N6 5K1LLZ, and fire at the big bad green man.

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 01:33:00

15/? I'll think of something.

I take out a hand speaker and proceed to add adjectives onto it. as an end result, I soon end up with a Healing-Space-Enabled-Hand Speaker. Basically, it's now able to enable sound in space! which also heals.

Pointing it in the direction of the Orbital Heli, I shout encouragements to the last Soldier of his squad.

Live on Soldier! Live on!

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 02:23:00

40/40 (using now)

A certain force controlling the godfather can no longer find any creative use for him, except for one. (Ehehe whoops)

The godfather looks around as 40 charge points, physically manifested as 40 crackling yellow particles, spiral around him. Then in an instant, each and every particle is infused into his body. His rotund shape remains unchanged, yet a change has definitely occurred within him: He is no longer of Descended status, but rather, an entity.

The Big Fish has been summoned.


The Big Fish calls in his goons this turn.

Meanwhile, one Space Fighter finds themself being ran over by a meteoroid. As they recoil from the impact of being hit by one, another rams into them. Then another one rams into the. And another. And another.

This continues on until the Space Fighter is knocked back into the Sun's surface, not really dying from it, but it definitely hurts.

Then, as if the force responsible for that attack was a petty one, the Space Fighter finds themself jabbed by the sharp points of yet another meteoroid.

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 06:10:00

4/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I prepare the items needed for Healing the near-dead soldiers,I take a petal from a breed of sunflowers that glow in the dark with a white glow not unlike that of sunlight for luminosity and hope

I remove from my inventory,concentrated liquid which flows from a spring on a mountain during the daybreak which finds its roots deep under it,made from concentrated Xtremness and crystalline Cool,purified by the Mountain as it flows upwards to the spring,it’s the Essence of Mountain Dew

I take 7 petals of a blue lotus,picked clockwise,12 petals of a white lotus,picked on a full moon,13 grams of handmade aloe vera gel,blessed by the Moon Goddess,5 fresh sprigs of Peppermint,picked from a plant that has been cared lovingly for 7 weeks,3 fresh thyme branches,picked gently with permission to the plant and apologies to the same,a single sprig of Rosemary,put into holy water to preserve,an infusion of chamomile,made with water from a blessed hot spring and plants atop a mountain during the equinox,10 Pot Marigold flowers,found at the end of a rainbow,7 Sage leaves,picked during the Brightest Day of the Year;Midsummer,4 Lavender Sprigs and 9 Pink Roses,arranged to form a Harmonious Sacred Shape and 17 ounces of Purified Honey,made by the Celestial Bees during New Year’s.This i all mix together in a Lifewood Bowl which has been further imbued with Healing Charms and placed under the Sun and Full Moon for 24 hours while a recording of a classical symphony plays next to it,the resulting syrup,extracted is then kept by me

A Last Dream,given willingly,by one who has both achieved the World and Universe Arcana,realised the power that laid inside of him and has defeated his Evil self and accepted it in the same moment

9 pieces of medicine made by Ixtlilton,Airmed,Sekhmet,Apollo,Paean,Panacea,Vaidyanatha,Asclepius and Brigid.with which I dissolve in water and perform crystallisation and create the Great Crystal of Health

I take Toriel’s Butterscotch Cinnamon Cake,Asgore’s Goldenflower Tea,Undyne’s Spaghetti,Papyrus’s Spaghetti,sans’s Hot Dogs,Alphy’s attempt at an anime cake,Mettaton’s Attempt at making a cake,Muffet’s Cookies and Tea and Asriel’s attempt at a Goldenflower Cake and set them aside as reagents

I now then take all of the ingredients and arrange them in a circle around the wounded soldiers,i then place green unscented candles behind them and using blue and yellow chalk draw a most complex magic circle of This

I then recite an incantation of sunshine and rainbows and with a flash of light, heal the soldiers with the ingrediants

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 07:10:00

2/8 guard regiment
I cast a spell and shunt the facility into another version of the planet which didn't turn into a mecha, and tie that reality to this one so it looks more or less like the facility is on a small chunk of planet, but you can access an entire intact planet once you reach the facility. i don't want to explain advanced 4-dimensional multi-realm fault-line construction to you today, so just take for granted that this is what will be observed.

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 14:25:00

I crash a Space Fighter into a building-shaped asteroid.

(+3 from Herald damage)
40/40: Tyranid Swarm
HP: 200,000
Attack: 50,000
Special: Gains Biomass Points by dealing damage. Can spend BP to heal, increase max HP or attack, or gain new special abilities like regeneration.

Originally posted on 2018-07-24 23:02:00

5/20 To-Do List #1
(20 in reserve)

I cast anti-temporality shenanigans and anti-weird Time Stuff upon the Iron’s Prince Regards

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 16:53:00

1/?? new thing

I repair the Orbital Heli with Swiss Army Tape.

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 17:26:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532381328))

9+3/30? I use necromancy to turn the planet into a zombie. This will end well.

The Dead Planet is now a Zombie Planet. It moans like all zombies do.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532384712))

40/40 JOE floats in this void, then dives back down to the dead copy of the planet. as he lands, the ground around him cracks, forming a crater. with a flick of my wrist, water pours down, filling the crater. with another, it freezes solid around me. and then, with the faintest flicker of strain, bursts into heat and flame, melting the ice in a large circle around me, leaving a thin disk of ice at the end of the crater, and a small incredibly scorched circle in the middle, the blackness ever-so-slightly jagged. A pillar of light shoots up into the sky, into space, making the area near it seem to glow a rainbow of colors, before dying down. as it fades, it reveals a facility and some people. total Attack without redistribution: 80,000 A total health without redistribution: 405,000 HP PART 1: Facility. Facility health: 300,000/300,000 HP, 100% structural stability. Physically a building- cannot switch sides. Structural stability- structural stability will automatically fall as the facility takes damage when it has already lost 1/3 of its health. however, healing structural stability requires more effort then healing normally, and it can be healed seperately. low structural stability means acting in the facility might damage it, and that the facility is in general working worse. A Building- can be built off. currently, bodyguards all residents. [this sector has no attack, only health. it also has the detriment of structural stability] PART 2: Staff number 10: Steffan. >Steffan(s squad) does the engineering, practical stuff, and most of the actual building. others can take care of it if they have to, but he is critical to efficiency, Number 17: Jason >Jason(s squad) does the software aspects, letting things function on their own and working on the GUI. it can be done by others, but is not as critical as Steffan's, since you can just wade through the hundreds of buttons or include less control. Number 34: Aron >Aron (mostly just him honestly, his squad is small) does the planning, theorys, and design for whatever steffan isn't doing, as well as trying to figure out how stuff works. Number 51: James >James has no squad, and no specialty. however, he is very loyal, and will pick up the leadership role of anyone who dies. All other members of the Facility are nameless- not unnamed, they do not have names. naming is a reward for being exceptional. every so often, a new person will be given a name and role, based on DCCCV's discretion. each of these named members has 20,000 HP. nameless have in the vicinity of 20,000 hp among all 56. there are 25 for steffan, 25 for jason, and 10 with aron. more can be gotten in nonspecific manner. Each named member will generate 3 units of working when they have an entire squad, 2 with half a squad, and 1 alone, except aron, who will generate 2 with over 1/2 a squad and 1 alone (his WP, however, are stronger), and james, who generates half a unit alone. work units can be spent to work on aspects of a project, depending on who made them. Overall, summoning capacity should be roughly equal to a summon with 80,000 health or 16,000 attack each turn. on this round, no WP usage is made suggested statline: Facility 300,000/300,000 HP, 100% structural stability workers: Steffan 20,000 HP, 25 squadmates, 3 WP. engineering/construction Jason 20,000 HP, 25 squadmates, 3 WP Programing Aron 20,000 HP 10 squadmates, 2 WP planning/design James 20,000 HP, 1/2 WP. Loyal. The Facility does not need the planet; it is merely the largest available source of raw materials. in a short while, entity corpses will be able to fill this role. new: 1/8 guard regiment Action: Since the Herald is now physically made of diamonds, their brains structures no longer function for thinking, their heart can no longer pump their blood, their blood is no longer distinct from their flesh, and overall, they are more like a statue of  the herald made of diamonds, without any texture on the inside... not even in their lungs, because the radiation also affects air. and even inside, some of the skin is textured wrong from the gradual dispersion of bits of the radiation.

JOE appears, and creates the Research Facility.
The Herald's brain structure is not meant for a human's to work, yes, but he's not human, he's something else! Mind over matter, and all that.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1532390824))

10/10, all power must be consumed. I am tempted to try something against the Herald. But I shall refrain. For the moment. Lets see what carries over... But first, lets do something with that corpse of a planet, shall we? I punch the Herald lightly, which of course is responded to with a shotgun blast, punch, or something similar, launching me onto the planets surface. From there, I take advantage of the planets lack of life to begin to manipulate its matter, tons of tons of dirt and stone swirling around me as it breaks aparts into grains. As I tunnel down, into the center of the dead planet, I expel my grained materials into space, where it begins to coalesce around Metal Gear REX. I quickly use the Codec to contact Big Boss and affirm him of the situation. Now, I've reached the molten core. It's beautiful. And more importantly, filled with metal. I shatter the planet once more, with significantly less force. Just enough to help it break apart. I force apart the planets core into molten metal. Quickly now, while it's hot, the metal begins approaching Metal Gear REX at high speeds, before oddly jolting to a stop. At this point the planet is in shards, which are rapidly disintegrating and joining the cloud around REX. With the molten metal, and shards of minerals, I finish up the process of transforming this once living planet into a cloud of mere cosmic dust. Do not worry, it shall have a better purpose soon. I form and harden the 'shell' first, out of metal, stone, and compacted dirt. It forms a large shape around Metal Gear REX, transforming into a shape not unlike a Metal Gear, but more humanoid than one. From there, the other materials begin to seep into the small pores and cracks in the shell, filling the interior with, oddly enough, some realized electronics and wiring, wiring into Metal Gear REX as some sort of... mecha suit..? For a mecha? Eventually, or rather soon, by the context of this post, the shell is completely filled, and the mecha breathes new life. Or accurately, it gains life through Metal Gear, it's joints silently moving because SPAACE as it's thrusters alight. Soto Tengan Toppa, Metal Gear!

You heal Metal Gear REX up to full, and give it a mech suit.
Yes, you read that correctly. You gave a mech a mech suit. It is now planet sized.
This can only go well.
The Herald stares at this new addition to the Battlefield. "Mistakes have been made."

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1532392404))

13/30 PATRIOTISM I take control of one of Metal Gear REX's secondary weapons (mainly the laser) via L337 H4CK1N6 5K1LLZ, and fire at the big bad green man.

8k damage to the IPR.

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1532395398))

15/? I'll think of something. I take out a hand speaker and proceed to add adjectives onto it. as an end result, I soon end up with a Healing-Space-Enabled-Hand Speaker. Basically, it's now able to enable sound in space! which also heals. Pointing it in the direction of the Orbital Heli, I shout encouragements to the last Soldier of his squad. Live on Soldier! Live on!

The Soldier gets a surge of MORALE, and heals for 12k Hp!

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1532409038))

40/40 (using now) A certain force controlling the godfather can no longer find any creative use for him, except for one. (Ehehe whoops) The godfather looks around as 40 charge points, physically manifested as 40 crackling yellow particles, spiral around him. Then in an instant, each and every particle is infused into his body. His rotund shape remains unchanged, yet a change has definitely occurred within him: He is no longer of Descended status, but rather, an entity. The Big Fish has been summoned. Spoiler Alert Stats: HP: 400,000 EoTB Attack: There are two choices of actions that The Big Fish can do during this period and he can only do one per turn: 1. Calls in 4 of his underlings and 1 Hired Mussel(props to DCCCV for that name) as minor entities on the field. Underling: HP: 10,000 Attack: 2,000 Hired Mussel: HP: 25,000 Attack: 5,000 2. Unleashes a barrage of attacks with all of his weaponry, each one having a unique property over the others. AK-47: Fires 30 bullets that hit random opposing enemies, each dealing 500 damage for a total of 15,000. Grenade: Tosses a grenade to a target that deals 20,000 damage to a single entity, or a distributed total of 40,000 to a horde entity. Golden Revolver: Fires 3 targeted shots at 3 targets, dealing 5,000 each for a total of 15,000. Sword Cane: Assaults 1 target with a flurry of slashes, dealing 30,000. The Big Fish calls in his goons this turn. Meanwhile, one Space Fighter finds themself being ran over by a meteoroid. As they recoil from the impact of being hit by one, another rams into them. Then another one rams into the. And another. And another. This continues on until the Space Fighter is knocked back into the Sun's surface, not really dying from it, but it definitely hurts. Then, as if the force responsible for that attack was a petty one, the Space Fighter finds themself jabbed by the sharp points of yet another meteoroid.

I approve of this entity. Big Fish Summoned!
20k damage to a space fighter!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532412632))

4/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) I prepare the items needed for Healing the near-dead soldiers,I take a petal from a breed of sunflowers that glow in the dark with a white glow not unlike that of sunlight for luminosity and hope I remove from my inventory,concentrated liquid which flows from a spring on a mountain during the daybreak which finds its roots deep under it,made from concentrated Xtremness and crystalline Cool,purified by the Mountain as it flows upwards to the spring,it’s the Essence of Mountain Dew I take 7 petals of a blue lotus,picked clockwise,12 petals of a white lotus,picked on a full moon,13 grams of handmade aloe vera gel,blessed by the Moon Goddess,5  fresh sprigs of Peppermint,picked from a plant that has been cared lovingly for 7 weeks,3 fresh thyme branches,picked gently with permission to the plant and apologies to the same,a single sprig of Rosemary,put into holy water to preserve,an infusion of chamomile,made with water from a blessed hot spring and plants atop a mountain during the equinox,10 Pot Marigold flowers,found at the end of a rainbow,7 Sage leaves,picked during the Brightest Day of the Year;Midsummer,4 Lavender Sprigs and 9 Pink Roses,arranged  to form a Harmonious Sacred Shape and 17 ounces of Purified Honey,made by the Celestial Bees during New Year’s.This i all mix together in a Lifewood Bowl which has been further imbued with Healing Charms and placed under the Sun and Full Moon for 24 hours while a recording of a classical symphony plays next to it,the resulting syrup,extracted is then kept by me A Last Dream,given willingly,by one who has both achieved the World and Universe Arcana,realised the power that laid inside of him and has defeated his Evil self and accepted it in the same moment 9 pieces of medicine made by Ixtlilton,Airmed,Sekhmet,Apollo,Paean,Panacea,Vaidyanatha,Asclepius and Brigid.with which I dissolve in water and perform crystallisation and create the Great Crystal of Health I take Toriel’s Butterscotch Cinnamon Cake,Asgore’s Goldenflower Tea,Undyne’s Spaghetti,Papyrus’s Spaghetti,sans’s Hot Dogs,Alphy’s attempt at an anime cake,Mettaton’s Attempt at making a cake,Muffet’s Cookies and Tea and Asriel’s attempt at a Goldenflower Cake and set them aside as reagents I now then take all of the ingredients and arrange them in a circle around the wounded soldiers,i then place green unscented candles behind them and using blue and yellow chalk draw a most complex magic circle of This I then recite an incantation of sunshine and rainbows and with a flash of light, heal the soldiers with the ingrediants

With the powers of RITUAL MAGIC, you heal both soldiers to full!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1532438730))

2/8 guard regiment I cast a spell and shunt the facility into another version of the planet which didn't turn into a mecha, and tie that reality to this one so it looks more or less like the facility is on a small chunk of planet, but you can access an entire intact planet once you reach the facility. i don't want to explain advanced 4-dimensional multi-realm fault-line construction to you today, so just take for granted that this is what will be observed.

You dimensionally link an alternate version of the planet that didn't die to the facility! Smart. I like your style.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532469727))

I crash a Space Fighter into a building-shaped asteroid. (+3 from Herald damage) 40/40: Tyranid Swarm HP: 200,000 Attack: 50,000 Special: Gains Biomass Points by dealing damage. Can spend BP to heal, increase max HP or attack, or gain new special abilities like regeneration.

15k to a Space Fighter.
Tyranid Swarm Summoned, rebalanced to 355 Hp, 100k ATK.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1532534009))

5/20 To-Do List #1 (20 in reserve) I cast anti-temporality shenanigans and anti-weird Time Stuff upon the Iron’s Prince Regards

The IPR is no longer allowed to do Time stuff!

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1532536009))

1/?? new thing I repair the Orbital Heli with Swiss Army Tape.

It is repaired for 10k damage!

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The Orbital Heli Crew deals a collective 49k damage to the IPR.
Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit eats two space fighters for breakfast without milk.
-4 PG Morale, +1 AG Morale
The Big Fish calls in some goons, and the Tyranid Swarm deals 100k damage to a Space Fighter.

A space fighter rolls morale and succeeds. It goes for a bombing run on the facility with it's comrades on the Tyranid Swarm, dealing 72k damage.

The IPR opens it's mouth, and fires directly at the Orbital Heli in retaliation, knocking it out of space.
-2 AG Morale, +2 PG Morale.

Even though the IPR himself can't use time powers, the Herald does, and heals the IPR for 90k HP.

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Terrain Effect: Space! You are fighting in Space.
Weather Effect: SPACE WEATHER! Space Weather.
Entity Advantage: [AG]

PG Morale: 75%
AG Morale: 97%

[AG] Soldier 20,000/20,000 Hp. Defected! Hp Regen 1000! Crewing the Orbital Heli
[AG-ELITE] Metal Gear REX in a Planet-Sized Zombie Planet Mecha Suit: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. 3/5 Nuclear Wasteland
[AG] Soldier 20,000/20,000 Hp. Defected! Orbital Heli
[AG] The Facility 300,000/300,000 HP. Structural Stability: 100%! Bodyguarding Steffan, Jason, Aron and James!=
[AG] #10: Steffan 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn!. Specialty: Engineering & Construction! Work Points: 0
[AG] #17: Jason 20,000 Hp. 25 squadmates, +3 WP each turn! Specialty: Programing! Work Points: 0
[AG] #34: Aron 20,000 Hp. 10 squadmates, +2 WP each turn! Specialty: Planning & Design! Work Points: 0
[AG] #51: James 20,000 Hp, +0.5 WP each turn!. Specialty: The Substitute Person! Work Points: 0
[AG] The Big Fish 400,000/400,000 Hp.
[AG] Tyranid Swarm 283,000/355,000 Hp. Biomass: 25,000
[AG] Underling 10,000/10,000 Hp. x4
Hired Mussel 25,000/25,000 Hp.


[PG] The Iron Prince's Regards 210,300/413,000 Hp. 3 AC. Panopticon 3/4. Not allowed to do time stuff!
[PG] Space Fighter 125,000/125,000 Hp. x2
[PG] Space Fighter 62,500/125,000

[PG] The Herald 6/10 Hp.

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STRIFE
[PG] The Herald 16/20 Hp
[AG] Cobaltsuns 17/20 Hp

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 21:42:00

14/30 PATRIOTISM

I pickpocket the Herald, stealing some of his blood.
waitwhat

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 22:55:00

Metal Gear... just do whatever you want. Be glorious! As grossly incande-Wait wrong game.

Charge account: 1/40

I call upon the powers of SPARTA to deal at least 300 damage. Because may as well keep those hp bars nice and even

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 22:59:00

3/8 guard regiment
"The Herald's brain structure is not meant for a human's to work, yes, but he's not human, he's something else! Mind over matter, and all that."
his body still doesn't work any more. at all. to the extent that his body is important at all, he has been harmed. very few things will work if they are replaced with uniform diamond.

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 23:02:00

16/Carrier?

I don't really do much, I simply create a mobile turret platform and have the remaining soldiers to crew it.

Originally posted on 2018-07-25 23:45:00