26/40

Following the salmon godfather's personal assault is a group of mafia men gunning down the group of soldiers.

One poor soldier received the ENTIRETY of the attack. Like, none of the bullets missed. This guy took it all.

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 23:53:00

25/40

A Hovertank is crushed by several tons of marble.

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 23:54:00

26/30

The TOG II* advances in all its memetic, tanky glory, and attempts to hail the lowly hovertanks. It offers them the option to leave the battlefield. Leave this hopeless fight behind and have their crimes forgiven.

I whisper in the Hovertank's auditory sensing organs the fact that that sounds like a really good deal. They should take it.

Originally posted on 2018-07-17 23:55:00

27/30 METAL GEAARRR

I notice this Herald seems to be missing a pair of legs, and sidle up to him, leaning on his shoulder “Seems like you should really get a leg ahead of the competition, eh?” With that said, I point a finger gun at him and slide on a pair of shades, which promptly reflect the sun into his eyes.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 00:06:00

27/40
I take out a big flashlight and shine it on the herald, meaning that every part of their body is in shadow from something,turning the rest of it into diamond. this also causes two large diamond beams to extend a fair distance from them- until the end of the radiation.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 00:25:00

The Royal Witch Fʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀᴄᴏʀᴛᴀ descends down a staircase that seemingly appeared out of and leads to nowhere.
"My oh my. So these overpowered bastards are still in this Fragment Multiverse."
"You seem too prideful, but still somewhat of a honorable man. As such, I shall make sure your death is dignified, like you deserve."
"I can't guarantee these other peons will care about such thing, though. Fuhuhuhuhu!"
As Their first attack, They materialise a rapier made of telekill alloy and pure plot bs. They proceed to elegantly impale the Herald through the neck, pinning him onto the ground, before summoning another one and running it through his gut. Another two are created for stabbing through both wrists, then two more for the knees. Completely paralysed on the floor like this, the Herald can do nothing but pray for others to grant him death as he is forced to listen to Despacito day and night.

~{ o }~

21/40

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 01:10:00

5/? Somthing
(free 20 Charge in reserve)

I have no idea what's a descendant is, so I simply just flood the minds of the soldiers of how much befuddlement the accusation is causing me. And the amount of confusion that i'm going through would cause a man to doubt their existence and keep crashing into other things.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 03:39:00

New Rule: You can restrain your attacks, dealing only 50% of their damage, but leaving enemies at minimum health, so that it is slightly easier to convert them if you want to.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1531866445))

25/40 Next in the salmon's assault is a grenade chucked to the soldiers. One unfortunate soldier swallowed the grenade. The entire thing.

The grenade forces itself into a soldier's mouth and kills them. And then it explodes, killing another. -3 PG Morale.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1531866534))

26/40 +3! wot? who am i be descended from all of a sudden? while the herald is stunned at my complete lack of knowledge about the lore of a game I played actively, I throw a caveman at them. This caveman uses their power to replace all shadows with diamonds, killing them. this is short-range, but it turns the heralds shadow into diamond. this also turns every atom of the herald which is not being hit by sunlight into diamond. owtchie.

"Look around you. Do you see anyone with a shadow?"
Sure enough, nobody on the battlefield has a shadow. Weird.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1531866770))

25/30 METAL GEAR (collab) I run between two of the Hovertanks and start taunting them so that they turn towards me and prepare to fire. Once they're locked in, I quickly abscond as they fire... at each other!

The Hovertanks fire on each other, dealing 6k damage to themselves!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1531866823))

25/30 > be me > fist pump for having dealt the first quasi-Godmodder damage > continue pumping > the football is now fully inflated > throw nuclear football > Europeans know handball is illegal and dont catch it > Americans whine about europeans calling a soccerball a football and dont catch it > all the other continents are fake anyways > Herald catches it > they cheer > the nuclear football explodes in their face > Herald realizes this is a greentext meme in 2018 > Herald dies

The Herald catches the nuclear football, and breaks it open with the butt of his gun. He then presses a few buttons.
Ominous.
"Strange, I don't see any green."

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1531866987))

It's Baron Wulfenbach! It's the Global Occult Coalition! No, it's... just a generic airship I guess. Huh. 21/40 Actually 24/40 A railgun pops out of the airship and fires a 2x100 Lego brick at the Herald's foot.

The Herald is actually floating in the air, being all elitist without touching the ground. He uses a shotgun to blow the airship out of the sky, causing it to crash to the ground. Since groundships aren't a thing, the groundship poofs out of existence.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1531867409))

26/30 METAL GEAAAARRR I pull out a phone, punch in some buttons (literally), and have a quiet conversation with someone, with several nods, before ending the call by flipping the phone shut. Yes, it was a flip phone. With that done, I note that this Herald is a bit of a gun nut, and promptly pull out a keyboard, typing in ‘r’. A lower case r then appears in my hand, which I promptly cock the little tick thing back, and fire a B U L L E T at the low health soldier. Or more accurately, six projectiles. A B, a U, two consecutive L’s, an E, and finally a T.

Since the weakened soldier is already gone, the bullets find themselves in another soldier, who just straight up disappears. -1 Morale.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ (time=1531867762))

26/30 METAL GEAR (collab) I grab the weakest Soldier, lift him over my head, and throw him at the second-weakest Soldier. (Weakest is here defined as having the lowest remaining HP)

You throw a soldier at another soldier, dealing 5k damage to both of them.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ (time=1531867813))

25/30 METAL GEAR (Collab) CS: Cocky, huh? We will see, Mr. Confidant. CS: We will see you and your master defeated CS runs over and steals the Herald's legs. BWHAHAHAHAHAH! He then releases a wave of cobalt energy at the PGs, paralyzing at least half of them.

You steal the Herald's legs, but he doesn't need them. Floating in the air, and all that. As the cobalt wave of energy moves towards him, He rolls his eyes as it is absorbed by his gun. "You'll have to do better than that to stop me. Oh, and by the way, it's spelled C O N F I D E N T. C O N F I D A N T is something else entirely."

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1531868017))

26/40 Following the salmon godfather's personal assault is a group of mafia men gunning down the group of soldiers. One poor soldier received the ENTIRETY of the attack. Like, none of the bullets missed. This guy took it all.

The soldiers are ready to be targeted by improbably high numbers of bullets this time, and the one who is hit this time only takes 13k damage.

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ (time=1531868085))

25/40 A Hovertank is crushed by several tons of marble.

12k damage.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1531868107))

26/30 The TOG II* advances in all its memetic, tanky glory, and attempts to hail the lowly hovertanks. It offers them the option to leave the battlefield. Leave this hopeless fight behind and have their crimes forgiven. I whisper in the Hovertank's auditory sensing organs the fact that that sounds like a really good deal. They should take it.

The Hovertanks listen to this deal, and leave the battlefield with the TOG II* journeying into the incomprehensible realm known as tankspace, leaving their drivers behind. Everyone watching feels the urge to salute the tanks and hold back a tear.
-2 PG Morale, -1 AG Morale.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1531868784))

27/30 METAL GEAARRR I notice this Herald seems to be missing a pair of legs, and sidle up to him, leaning on his shoulder “Seems like you should really get a leg ahead of the competition, eh?” With that said, I point a finger gun at him and slide on a pair of shades, which promptly reflect the sun into his eyes.

"ARGH! BAD WORDPLAY!" The Herald covers his eyes with his free hand for a moment, before removing them. "Just kidding! You didn't know I was immune to wordplay damage, didja? Didja?" He then elbows you away in the ribs. Hard.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1531869929))

27/40 I take out a big flashlight and shine it on the herald, meaning that every part of their body is in shadow from something,turning the rest of it into diamond. this also causes two large diamond beams to extend a fair distance from them- until the end of the radiation.

The Herald takes the time to laugh. "No shadows, remember?"

QUOTE (Royal Witch Franciacorta @ (time=1531872627))

The Royal Witch Fʀᴀɴᴄɪᴀᴄᴏʀᴛᴀ descends down a staircase that seemingly appeared out of and leads to nowhere. "My oh my. So these overpowered bastards are still in this Fragment Multiverse." "You seem too prideful, but still somewhat of a honorable man. As such, I shall make sure your death is dignified, like you deserve." "I can't guarantee these other peons will care about such thing, though. Fuhuhuhuhu!" As Their first attack, They materialise a rapier made of telekill alloy and pure plot bs. They proceed to elegantly impale the Herald through the neck, pinning him onto the ground, before summoning another one and running it through his gut. Another two are created for stabbing through both wrists, then two more for the knees. Completely paralysed on the floor like this, the Herald can do nothing but pray for others to grant him death as he is forced to listen to Despacito day and night. ~{ o }~ 21/40

The Herald gurgles as the rapiers pierce him. He lies on the ground, listening to the cursed melody for quite some time, before pulling his body free from the ground, ignoring the bloody wounds they made. He pulls a rapier out, and regards it. "These are very fine weapons," he says. "You know, I have a friend who'd kill to lay his hands on these..." He seems to want to continue, but stops himself and throws the rapiers back. "However, I think they suit you better."

QUOTE (Winkins @ (time=1531881598))

5/? Somthing (free 20 Charge in reserve) I have no idea what's a descendant is, so I simply just flood the minds of the soldiers of how much befuddlement the accusation is causing me. And the amount of confusion that i'm going through would cause a man to doubt their existence and keep crashing into other things.

1k damage to all soldiers, knocking one out of orbit into space.

---

The Herald shakes his head in dissapointment.
"Come on," he says. "You're not trying hard enough. I know you can do better. Show me what you can do!"

---

Entity Advantage: [PG]

PG Morale: 78%
AG Morale: 99%

[PG] The Herald. 9/10 Hp.
[PG] Soldier. 17,500/20,000 Hp. x2
[PG] Soldier. 12,500/20,000 Hp.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 05:17:00

5/5 Orbital Heli
(free 20 Charge in reserve)

I grumble at how everything is going so fast and simply decided to start summoning entities.

A glimmer is seen from the skies and soon all that the soldiers can see is white as they are bombarded by the Orbital Heli's entrance from SPAAAACCCEEEEE.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 05:30:00

28/40
If you don't have a shadow, you have to be invisible. that's just how light works.
a shadow is when your body or some object intercepts light on its path, keeping it from hitting another thing- often the ground. this results in less light hitting that patch of ground, making it look darker.
however, if you don't cast a shadow, your body is not intercepting light. since it doesn't intercept light, no light bounces back off your body. light from behind them passes through them.
as such, with no effect on light, they are invisible.
while everyone else realizes this, i switched to echolocation 12 minutes ago, so while the herald has no clue where i am since everyones invisible, i know exactly where they are, and I eat their ring of cake batter, which is on the third hand you can't quite locate because you are using inferior non-ecolocation to detect things. since you can't locate it, the herald can't locate it, and doesn't know how to stop me from eating it. scrumptious.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 12:04:00

1/? Something
(Free 20 Charge in reserve)

Not want to have the heli being the only AG entity at the moment. I ring up a Orbital Fighter who drops down from above wearing a futuristic space suits along with a ernergy pistol and blade.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 15:07:00

29/40
if my previous logic failed, I take out a brightly-glowing orb and create a large amount of sand grains. these sand grains are special: they are intangible to solid objects, and they, unlike apparently everyone else, cast shadows. I then expand the shadow-to-diamond radiation field, and throw the sand into the air.
As the sand moves, it casts a shadow, a straight line from the core, through the grain, and extending to the edge of the shadow-to-diamond radiation field. each beam of diamond is the width of a grain of sand, but as the grains move (continuing due to intangibility),the beam is created again in other places, the previous one still in place. each grain casts a shadow, creating incredibly thin, fast-moving and lingering blades of diamond. then, with a flick of my hand,the sand particles change direction and stick to the orb, which i then spin like a top,diamond dust drifting to the ground as the beams cut through everything.
fun!

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 15:40:00

28/30 Outer Heaven.

I soar off from the elbow to the ribs, bumping into a soldier and knocking them over, and then the other two soldiers! "Whee, strike!" That said, I strike that one soldier in the ribs.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 15:52:00

27/30

I run up to the Herald and whisper in their ear the six worss that will destrou him: "What if it wasn't *your* spaghetti..."
Now, you might not understand the meaning of that semi-rhetorical question. The entities on the field right now certainly don't. I doubt the audience gets it either. I'm wlmost certain none of the players understand what it means. Heck, *I* don't understand what I just said.
But the Herald does. He gets it. He knows what I'm referring to. Looking back on it, it probably *wasn't* his, was it? But that would mean... oh god that would mean...

The Herald is reduced to an terrified, emotional wreck crying on the floor by this apparently(?) mind-blowing revelation.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 15:54:00

27/30 METAL GEAR (collab)

I spend my action preparing Explosive Runes.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 16:22:00

26/30 Metal Gear Collab
The Herald’s gun suddenly turns into a Herald-hating beserker Tuba. CS helps the Tuba beat up Herald by whacking the Herald with sharpness twenty whales.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 16:29:00

28/30 METAL GEAR


I run the Herald through with a knife, then run through the Herald with a knife. The knife heralds my running and I herald the knifing both times. Unfortunately, we do it in piglatin, so the Herald isnt actually warned about the attacks before they happen. Just startled and distracted by the apparent gibberish followed by brutal murder.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 16:38:00

28/30 METAL GEAR (collab)

I summon a Creepy Dummy.
It just sits there. And looks creepy. I look away, then look back at it just in ca-
HOLY GORILLA HOW DID IT GET RIGHT BEHIND ME

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 16:50:00

27/30 Metal Gear Collab
If the Herald has not been damaged this turn yet, then I throw dice at him at a fraction of the speed of light (which is still ridiculously fast). I then quickly teleport Karpinsky’s Creepy Dummy onto the Herald, then drop a comically large die on both of them. Finally, I grab the Herald, dump him into a hole, and bury him in dice. Why am I obsessed with dice? Nobody knows! If the Herald has been damaged this turn, then I preform the above attack on the group of two soilders.

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 17:00:00

But since the Herald didn't actually dodge it, he must have been hit by the Lego!

26/40

Originally posted on 2018-07-18 17:05:00