Latest Shouts In The Shoutbox -- View The Shoutbox · Rules Collapse  


Pages: (15) « First ... 3 4 5 6 7 ... Last » ( Go to first unread post )
Add Reply
New Topic
New Poll

 Supersburb, TheVoyageBegins
ThatOtherGuy
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

from the AU with the french
Group: Members
Posts: 355
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses...
Status: N/A



menu
Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer

Alchemies:
Johnny 5 (3/??)

Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (5/5) DONE

Stave || Taser (1/??)


I remove all my armor. I then put on the iArmour (which, seeing as Apple is an american company, should be iArmor), and the Padded Electric Jacket over it, to keep the screens (and me, I guess) safe. I also carefully empty some knife gas from the Gasblade into the GASBLADE, seeing as its more useful.

I offer Piono my old Duracell Jacket, if he wants it.


>menu
>Battle Techniques
>SKILLAURA
>lvl.1 CMOFLAG(sic)

I grab the shock pen, and use the pen part to shittily draw a pattern on the outer layer of paper from the PE Jacket that is barely recognizable as an attempt at a camo pattern. Despite the blue ink, the giant power armor clanking, the blank spaces and the god-awful design, it somehow manages to work anyways.

On the off chance that that was a free action, I sneak behind a few enemies on shove them to the ground with the strength of a kid with Power Armor.

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 12:10:00

--------------------
~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
PMEmail
^
pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: 25
Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A



Stone Hammer (4/5)
Using the atheneum code for the knife cuirass, I begin duping another copy of it. (1/6) Gotta get me in on that armor scene.

Using my smoke switch and stab, I launch a burst of fire into the eyes of one of the imps, and then while its busy running around being on fire, I stab its cohorts, who are short on allies at the moment due to their ally having had his eyes ignited.

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 16:27:00

--------------------
Once upon a time there was a story...
PMEmail
^
Daskter
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Veteran
Group: Members
Posts: 305
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 4/4
is done so I start scanning it

Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 4/?




Originally posted on 2018-05-03 21:09:00
PMEmail
^
ThatOtherGuy
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

from the AU with the french
Group: Members
Posts: 355
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses...
Status: N/A



menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic)

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer

Alchemy:
Johnny 5 (4/5)

Stave || Taser (2/??)


I whip out the GASBLADE and shiv some imps with it.

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 22:33:00

--------------------
~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
PMEmail
^
Paradoxdragonpaci
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Cheesecake Veteran
Group: Members
Posts: 576
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



5J 6/6
Paper with “Conceptual” oN it && Glowing Paper Quill 1/??

With the Glowing Paper Quill I inscribe “Reinforced” onto the Multipaper Cutter, i then get ready....and Unleash a Storm of Spells written mid air with the Glowing Paper Quill of “fire”,”Lightning”,Frostbite” while the other hand swings wildly at the Imps,cutting into them plenty of times before I retreat

Originally posted on 2018-05-04 08:36:00
PMEmail
^
Daskter
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Veteran
Group: Members
Posts: 305
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Cylindrical Terminal && Cruxite Dowel
Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 5/?

I break a random medical electronic device down for components.

Originally posted on 2018-05-05 00:20:00
PMEmail
^
JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Ancestor
Group: Members
Posts: 1777
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



other alchemy dropped cuz not want, if possibly, otherwise i continue.
Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage 2/?
and
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal 2/?, if possible.
Since leveling exists, I re-equip the the knife curiase and run into the imp, casting the runes for [heat] repeatedly to char their flesh.

Originally posted on 2018-05-05 22:10:00
PMEmail
^
DCCCV
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Mysteriously Mysterious (Not Really)
Group: Members
Posts: 570
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



SKELEDOP
QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525308123))
Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer (2/4)
Johnny 5 && Spirit of Justice (1/?)
I wield he Clue by Four and Lawmaker and go on a bopping spree against the imps
Then I use Jury Rig on the imps

Johnny 5 && Spirit of Justice = Judge 5 1/6. Possibly the worlds first and most lenient judge ever, this Johnny just likes to swing around his hammer. He can also transform into a hammer.
*CLONK*. Imp destroyed with Clue By Four!
+1 EXP
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525308660))
Smoke, switch and stab (3/3).
Stone Hammer (3/5)

I charge into the pharmacy twirling my Smoke, switch and stab wildly, I charge at one of the imps, and do a spin-slash attack on the imp, causing it to be burned and cut by the blade at the same time!

Your sudden smoking savage strike serrates an imp, dealing 3 damage!
+3 XP
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525309158))
(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 5/5 done!
other alchemy dropped cuz not want, if possibly, otherwise i continue.
Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage 1/?
and
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal 1/?, if possible.
I cast 「feed」 on myself to not get hungry as I wait from the result of these alchemys to come in.

Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage = Totally Magical ball of paper 1/3. You can feel the power just radiating from this wad of cellulose.
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 1/5. A large round wooden sphere that's absolutely overflowing with magic power. Wands are so overrated.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525314911))
Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer (3/4)
Johnny 5 && Spirit of Justice (2/?)
I summon a copy of all three “Supper Smash Bros: Mishohn From God” Fanfics and add them to supplies

Consider it done.
QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1525343074))
Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 2/4

I glare at an Imp, and then rush forward and kick it, quickly grabbing whatever the nearest item it has is. A classic case of Assault, Battery, and Theft

You deal 1 damage and grab the cash register of the Pharmacy!
+1 XP
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525343734))
5J 5/6
Glowing Paper Quill 2/2

With the Magical Pen with Infinite Ink and Infinite Paper Pieces, I create the Big Pile oF Adjectives so that there will be an adjective for every occasion

You unpack all your adjectives. All of them.
QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525345809))
menu
Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer

Alchemies:
Johnny 5 (3/??)

Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (5/5) DONE

Stave || Taser (1/??)


I remove all my armor. I then put on the iArmour (which, seeing as Apple is an american company, should be iArmor), and the Padded Electric Jacket over it, to keep the screens (and me, I guess) safe. I also carefully empty some knife gas from the Gasblade into the GASBLADE, seeing as its more useful.

I offer Piono my old Duracell Jacket, if he wants it.


>menu
>Battle Techniques
>SKILLAURA
>lvl.1 CMOFLAG(sic)

I grab the shock pen, and use the pen part to shittily draw a pattern on the outer layer of paper from the PE Jacket that is barely recognizable as an attempt at a camo pattern. Despite the blue ink, the giant power armor clanking, the blank spaces and the god-awful design, it somehow manages to work anyways.

On the off chance that that was a free action, I sneak behind a few enemies on shove them to the ground with the strength of a kid with Power Armor.

ERR, Taser not completed yet. Creating object with similar properties: Stave || Battery = Cattle Prod 1/4. That looks painful and you just should not.
You are now invisible, and also Fill the GASBLADE to Full of Knife Fluid.
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525361239))
Stone Hammer (4/5)
Using the atheneum code for the knife cuirass, I begin duping another copy of it. (1/6) Gotta get me in on that armor scene.

Using my smoke switch and stab, I launch a burst of fire into the eyes of one of the imps, and then while its busy running around being on fire, I stab its cohorts, who are short on allies at the moment due to their ally having had his eyes ignited.

Yabba Stabba Doo! You set alight one Imp and stab another, dealing one damage to each!
+2 XP
QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1525378156))
Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 4/4
is done so I start scanning it

Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 4/?



Your scan produces a Globe with Blinking Red Dots, 1/5. One of them is a few miles away from your town.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525383234))
menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic)

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer

Alchemy:
Johnny 5 (4/5)

Stave || Taser (2/??)


I whip out the GASBLADE and shiv some imps with it.

BURN. Imp destroyed! Since you used the gasblade, it somehow turned the imp into a knife. Impknife get!
+2 XP
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525419414))
5J 6/6
Paper with “Conceptual” oN it && Glowing Paper Quill 1/??

With the Glowing Paper Quill I inscribe “Reinforced” onto the Multipaper Cutter, i then get ready....and Unleash a Storm of Spells written mid air with the Glowing Paper Quill of “fire”,”Lightning”,Frostbite” while the other hand swings wildly at the Imps,cutting into them plenty of times before I retreat

Paper with “Conceptual” oN it && Glowing Paper Quill = ROD OF PURE LIGHT 1/5. It's Pure Light. What?
5J has been deployed.
You use the three prime attack elements to Tri-Attack the last Imp Standing, destroying it!
+3 XP
QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1525476017))
Cylindrical Terminal && Cruxite Dowel
Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 5/?

I break a random medical electronic device down for components.

Cylindrical Terminal && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal 1/4. CODE REPITITION ERROR
You finish your Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=Caesar Salad Toaster 5/5. Now with nuts!
You find a defibrillator, and smash it! Defibrillator parts get!
+2 XP
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525554615))
other alchemy dropped cuz not want, if possibly, otherwise i continue.
Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage 2/?
and
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal 2/?, if possible.
Since leveling exists, I re-equip the the knife curiase and run into the imp, casting the runes for [heat] repeatedly to char their flesh.

Sorry JOE, all the enemies are gone. Don't worry, though....

So this round, two people have levelled up! Let's all give a round of applause to Daskter and ParadoxDragonPaci for achieving Rung 2 of 16!
ParadoxdragonPaci, Your FIRST BRANCH of SPECIAL ATTACKS involves you and the magic you can cast with your GLOWING PAPER QUILL.
Your level one BATTLE TECHNIQUE is ADJECTIFY, in which you can apply a single adjective to one of your allies or enemies, strengthening or weakening them. Within Reason, of course.

Daskter, your FIRST BRANCH of SPECIAL ATTACKS is based off of your ability to

Additionally, TOG also levelled up!
Your new SPECIAL ATTACK is MASTER OF DISGUISE. You can change your name and faction to anything in the battle statistics below as a free action every three rounds, to cause confusion and general chaos.
Oh dear, I'm probably going to regret this, am I?

I know what you're thinking: DCCCV, we're all super powerful now! We need an actual challenge! Well, you're about to get one.

Four Ogres smash through the wall.

Oh yeah.

Their breath smells like onions.
You all have sinking feeling that you may get Shrek't.

Oh no.

PHARMACY:
[UND] Snakeproof Ogre 30/30 HP
[UND] Firebreathing Ogre 30/30 HP
[UND] Stinking Ogre 30/30 HP
[UND] Onion Ogre 30/30 HP

[PLA] Plague126 20/20 HP.
[PLA] Daskter 20/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 19/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP. 3 AC. CmoFlAG'D.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 20/20 HP.
[PLA] Pionoplayer 20/20
[PLA] Emerald 20/20
[RBT] Johnny 5 7/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.

Originally posted on 2018-05-05 22:45:00

--------------------
PMEmail
^
ThatOtherGuy
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

from the AU with the french
Group: Members
Posts: 355
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses...
Status: N/A



menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife?

Alchemy:
Johnny 5 (5/5) IS ALIVE

Impknife || iArmor prototype = ?? (1/?)

Stave || Battery = Cattle Prod (3/4)


Johnny 5 is alive! I toss the Duracell Jacket over him, making him unique before his aliveness mixes with the fact that there are two of him to give him a terrible mental breakdown.


I run up to Plague and use the Gasblade (or, if necessary, the GASBLADE) to light his book on knife


Originally posted on 2018-05-05 23:33:00

--------------------
~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
PMEmail
^
Plague126
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Player
Group: Members
Posts: 98
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer FINISHED
Judge 5 (3/5)
NEW Mishohn From God && Gasblade (1/?)
I use Book Em with my book that has been lit on knife on the ogres

Originally posted on 2018-05-05 23:36:00
PMEmail
^
Emerald_Mann
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Mage
Group: Members
Posts: 843
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 3/4

Hmm, only one Snakeproof Ogre? That must mean the other three lack snakeproofing! So, logically, three ogres step on snakes as they break through the wall, and all get bitten. Unfortunately for them, the snakes are also venomous! Oh no!

Originally posted on 2018-05-05 23:39:00
PMEmail
^
JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Ancestor
Group: Members
Posts: 1777
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage = Totally Magical ball of paper 3/3. Done!
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 3/5.
new: I start duplicating the lump of metal. 1/probably 3 at most.
I ram an ogre with the cuirase the same way i tried last turn.

Originally posted on 2018-05-06 01:41:00
PMEmail
^
Paradoxdragonpaci
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Cheesecake Veteran
Group: Members
Posts: 576
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Rod of Pure Light 2/5
Paper with “Armoured” && Padded Electric Jacket 1/??

I ask for 5J to help get bandages and perform Evasive Actions while I also use the Glowing Paper Quill to write “Sturdy” on myself with ADJECTIFY

Originally posted on 2018-05-06 10:30:00
PMEmail
^
pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: 25
Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A



Stone Hammer (5/5)
Knife Cuirass (2/6)

I take the stone hammer and do an underhanded swing, catching part of the floor and flinging it upwards such that it launches a barrage of rocks at the firebreathing ogre, who I then lay into with the knife part of the smoke switch and stab while it's still reeling.

Originally posted on 2018-05-06 15:52:00

--------------------
Once upon a time there was a story...
PMEmail
^
ThatOtherGuy
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

from the AU with the french
Group: Members
Posts: 355
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: somewhere like LEGOLAND, but with more burning whale carcasses...
Status: N/A



menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod

Alchemy:
Google glasses || iArmor prototype = ?? (2/?)

Stave || Battery = Cattle Prod (4/4) DONE

Google glasses && iArmor prototype = ?? (1/?)


Seeing as Special!Johnny 5 has the Duracell Jacket, I decide to arm him with the Cattle Prod. I also just remembered that I have the Google glasses.


I sneak up behind an ogre, and rip of the top layer of paper from my P.E. Jacket (the layer that is Cmaoglfaged), light them on knife and stab the the ogre in the back with them.
As the camoflagd is removed, I yell "Surprise motherf[!!!]er

Originally posted on 2018-05-06 17:13:00

--------------------
~LORD FRENCH, lord of the french
PMEmail
^
Plague126
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Player
Group: Members
Posts: 98
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Judge 5 (4/5)
Mishohn From God && Gasblade (2/?)
I use Jury Rig on the Ogres

Originally posted on 2018-05-06 20:02:00
PMEmail
^
pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: 25
Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A



Stone Hammer AND smoke switch and stab (1/???)
Knife Cuirass (3/6)

I jump up in the air and bring my stone hammer down on the firebreathing ogre's head with enough force to shatter bricks.


Originally posted on 2018-05-06 23:34:00

--------------------
Once upon a time there was a story...
PMEmail
^
Paradoxdragonpaci
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Cheesecake Veteran
Group: Members
Posts: 576
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



Rod of Pure Light 3/5
Paper with “Armoured” && Padded Electric Jacket 2/??

With the Glowing Paper Quill,I Write “Cold Waterfall” and direct it’s Magics in a flash of Cyan Light to over the Ogre’s heads,this should make the Firebreathing one be less fiery and the smelly ones less ugh

Originally posted on 2018-05-07 11:08:00
PMEmail
^
JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:48 PM
Quote

Ancestor
Group: Members
Posts: 1777
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 4/5.
I start duplicating the lump of metal. 2/probably 3 at most.
I swap places with a rock using a glyph, then batter the ogre who was holding me with it, using the rock remote controller.


Originally posted on 2018-05-07 11:26:00
PMEmail
^
DCCCV
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:49 PM
Quote

Mysteriously Mysterious (Not Really)
Group: Members
Posts: 570
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A



QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525559601))
menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife?

Alchemy:
Johnny 5 (5/5) IS ALIVE

Impknife || iArmor prototype = ?? (1/?)

Stave || Battery = Cattle Prod (3/4)


Johnny 5 is alive! I toss the Duracell Jacket over him, making him unique before his aliveness mixes with the fact that there are two of him to give him a terrible mental breakdown.


I run up to Plague and use the Gasblade (or, if necessary, the GASBLADE) to light his book on knife

Impknife || iArmor prototype = iImp Suit (1/7). A suit of armour made out of an imp, that has shrinking abilities that let you slip out of trouble.
You give the new Johnny 5 the Duracell Jacket! He is now fashionable.
You slice Plague's Book into a Knife...
QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525559763))
Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer FINISHED
Judge 5 (3/5)
NEW Mishohn From God && Gasblade (1/?)
I use Book Em with my book that has been lit on knife on the ogres

Just as Plague spikes the Knife into the Firebreathing Ogre.
20 Damage.
Mishohn From God && Gasblade = Beem sord 1/4. A blade of debatable quality with a Knife Gas Reservoir that let's you extend the blade.
+5 XP to both Plague and TOG
QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1525559992))
Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 3/4

Hmm, only one Snakeproof Ogre? That must mean the other three lack snakeproofing! So, logically, three ogres step on snakes as they break through the wall, and all get bitten. Unfortunately for them, the snakes are also venomous! Oh no!

Because this is a Pharmacy, there are two angry ropes here. That's why the ambulances all have that double snake symbol on them, it's because any medicine-related room has two snakes in it. Seriously, go ask your doctor about that. They bite all the ogres, but one of them bites the snakeproof ogre, suffers from convulsions, and dies.
+3 XP!
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525567314))
Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage = Totally Magical ball of paper 3/3. Done!
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 3/5.
new: I start duplicating the lump of metal. 1/probably 3 at most.
I ram an ogre with the cuirase the same way i tried last turn.

The Magical lump of metal takes 3 turns to dupe.
You Bodycheck the Stinking Ogre, dealing 6 Damage to it!
+6 XP
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525599014))
Rod of Pure Light 2/5
Paper with “Armoured” && Padded Electric Jacket 1/??

I ask for 5J to help get bandages and perform Evasive Actions while I also use the Glowing Paper Quill to write “Sturdy” on myself with ADJECTIFY

You are now STURDY. +2 AC for 3 rounds!
+2 XP
Paper with “Armoured” && Padded Electric Jacket = Cardboard Plate 1/5. A constantly self-regenerating suit of cardboard armour, new plates are constantly being grown underneath.
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525618367))
Stone Hammer (5/5)
Knife Cuirass (2/6)
I take the stone hammer and do an underhanded swing, catching part of the floor and flinging it upwards such that it launches a barrage of rocks at the firebreathing ogre, who I then lay into with the knife part of the smoke switch and stab while it's still reeling.

4 Damage to the Firebreathing Ogre, who is also blinded as a result of your creativity!
+5 XP
QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525623190))
menu
Battle Techniques:
SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE

Inventory:
Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod

Alchemy:
Google glasses || iArmor prototype = ?? (2/?)

Stave || Battery = Cattle Prod (4/4) DONE

Google glasses && iArmor prototype = ?? (1/?)


Seeing as Special!Johnny 5 has the Duracell Jacket, I decide to arm him with the Cattle Prod. I also just remembered that I have the Google glasses.


I sneak up behind an ogre, and rip of the top layer of paper from my P.E. Jacket (the layer that is Cmaoglfaged), light them on knife and stab the the ogre in the back with them.
As the camoflagd is removed, I yell "Surprise motherf[!!!]er

Google glasses && iArmor prototype = Armour of The Beast (1/7). It gives you the power of the flaming fox, the electrified bird, and the underwater monkey. What.
SURPRISE! You GASBLADEstab the Onion Ogre, dealing 10 damage to him. However, one of his arms becomes sharp as a result of you lighting him on knife.
+4 XP
QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525633342))
Judge 5 (4/5)
Mishohn From God && Gasblade (2/?)
I use Jury Rig on the Ogres

With the two snakes, the some random bandages, and a pill bottle, you Jury Rig a tripwire across the pharmacy, causing two ogres to trip and fall, dealing 3 damage to both of them!
+3 XP
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525646065))
Stone Hammer AND smoke switch and stab (1/???)
Knife Cuirass (3/6)

I jump up in the air and bring my stone hammer down on the firebreathing ogre's head with enough force to shatter bricks.

Stone Hammer AND smoke switch and stab = The Brimstoner (1/6). A Doubleheaded hammer with with a scent most foul, one side is for smashing, the other for piercing through armour.
6 Damage to the Firebreathing Ogre!
+6 XP
QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525687720))
Rod of Pure Light 3/5
Paper with “Armoured” && Padded Electric Jacket 2/??

With the Glowing Paper Quill,I Write “Cold Waterfall” and direct it’s Magics in a flash of Cyan Light  to over the Ogre’s heads,this should make the Firebreathing one be less fiery and the smelly ones less ugh

You Chilly up the Ogres, dealing 1 damage to each of them!
+3 XP
QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525688814))
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 4/5.
I start duplicating the lump of metal. 2/probably 3 at most.
I swap places with a rock using a glyph, then batter the ogre who was holding me with it, using the rock remote controller.

You Rock Remote Control the Stinking Ogre, dealing 4 damage to it by tossing a rock at him!
+4 XP

So we have Pionoplayer levelling up this turn, as well as JoeBOB and Emerald!
Pionoplayer is now a SCRAPPER.
Your FIRST BRANCH of BATTLE TECHNIQUES revolve around your FIGHTIN' SKILLS.
Your LEVEL 1 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is POCKET SAND. Yes, your pockets are always full of sand, to be used in a pinch to blind your enemies. As an action, you can throw sand into the eyes of your enemies, giving them a meagre 70% chance to hit.

Joe has become a BIBLIOPHILE.
Your LEVEL 2 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is your GENRE-SAVIENESS. Your knowledge of narrative conventions, coupled with the fact that these enemies are from a video game, allows you to predict with startling accuracy what one enemy will do next. It's almost like MIND CONTROL.

Emerald is now a CLOUDCOOKOOLANDER.
Your FIRST BRANCH is your WIERDING ABILITIES. You have no idea what that means, and neither do I.
Your LEVEL 1 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is OOOH, SHINY! Once you grab ahold of something, nobody can wrest it from your grip. You're like the WORLD'S BEST THIEF.

The Robots all band together and deal a whopping 12 damage to the Stinking Ogre, since they don't have a sense of smell.

The Ogres look angry. The Snakeproof Ogre pulls the Lawknife out of their body, taking 2 damage, but getting a knife in the process. It attacks Plague for 8 Damage! The Firebreathing Ogre sprays flames at Pionoplayer and ParadoxdragonPaci, dealing 3 damage to both! The Stinking Ogre uses it's stench to make everyone queasy dealing 1 damage to everyone with a sense of smell, and the Onion Ogre uses his knifehand to chop at TOG, dealing 7-3 damage!

[UND] Snakeproof Ogre 10/30 HP. Lawknife!
[UND] Firebreathing Ogre 19/30 HP. 75% Hitrate! Poisoned by Angry Rope!
[UND] Stinking Ogre 5/30 HP. Poisoned by Angry Rope!
[UND] Onion Ogre 17/30 HP. Poisoned by Angry Rope! Knife Hand!

[ANG] Angry Rope. 5/7 HP. Venomous!

[PLA] Plague126 11/20 HP.
[PLA] Daskter 19/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 18/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 15/20 HP. 3 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 18/20 HP. +2 AC for 3 rounds!
[PLA] Pionoplayer 16/20
[PLA] Emerald 19/20
[RBT] Johnny 5 7/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Stylish!Johnny 5 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 00:26:00

--------------------
PMEmail
^
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

Topic Options
Pages: (15) « First ... 3 4 5 6 7 ... Last »
Add Reply
New Topic
New Poll