GIANT 2B PENCIL COMPLETE
Lawmaker (3/4)
Piece of paper with sharp on it && "Sharp" Paper Knife (1/?)
I stab some imps with the giant 2B pencil, which should probably hurt really badly.




Originally posted on 2018-04-29 04:23:00

(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 3/5
6/6 for Knife Cuirass
Knife Cuirass || that stave of mine again 1/?
I equip the Knife Cuirass, then run off into a corner where I whack the knife blade (the one I got before making the cuirass) into just being a lump of iron using the magical paperweight. hey, maybe the magic'll even bleed off on it!

...this might take a while...

Originally posted on 2018-04-29 12:26:00

Notepad && Battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Padded Electric Jacket (4/4) DONE

Johnny 5 (1/??)

Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (3/5)


I throw on the Padded Electric Jacket.

Originally posted on 2018-04-29 13:06:00

(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 4/5
Knife Cuirass || that stave of mine again 2/?
I continue whacking it into a lump of (hopefully magic?) iron. if I get tired, I use the controller to send a lot of rocks repeatedly falling on it instead.

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 01:22:00

LAWMAKER COMPLETED
Piece of paper with sharp on it && "Sharp" Paper Knife (2/?)
Unlimited Internet Computer || Cruxite Can of Beans (1/?)
I slam the Lawmaker down on some Imp heads, smiting them with RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 05:14:00

J5 3/6
Ismartphone 3/3

I equip the Multipapercutter

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 12:18:00

Johnny 5 (2/??)

Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (4/5)

Gdi I'm dumb.



I wonder if knife spreads like fire. I test my hypothesis by holding up a piece of paper I rip from the padded electric jacket to the 'flame' of the Gasblade (not the GASBLADE).

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 21:33:00

I spawn in and begin alchemizing two things

SA knife && Light (1/???)
Rock Remote Control && Claw Hammer (1/???)

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 22:14:00

Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 3/4
Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 2/?

I dice a Imp into many slices.

Originally posted on 2018-04-30 23:49:00

I join in (You can just put me down as Emerald if you want) and shank an Imp from behind. And then shank it again. For a x2 backstab combob

Kitchen Knife||Battery

Originally posted on 2018-05-01 00:07:00

SA knife && Light (2/???)
Rock Remote Control && Claw Hammer (2/???)

Originally posted on 2018-05-01 01:43:00

5J 4/6
Pen ||”Magic” on a piece of paper 1/??

Using the ismartphone I see if any of the nearby restaurants have a delivery service

Originally posted on 2018-05-01 01:45:00

Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 4/4
Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 3/?


Originally posted on 2018-05-02 01:49:00

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1524972217))

GIANT 2B PENCIL COMPLETE Lawmaker (3/4) Piece of paper with sharp on it && "Sharp" Paper Knife (1/?) I stab some imps with the giant 2B pencil, which should probably hurt really badly.

Piece of paper with sharp on it && "Sharp" Paper Knife = Piece of paper with sharp on it 1/2. The Knife was made with the Piece of paper with sharp on it.
Yes. Yes it does. 4 Damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525001197))

(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 3/5 6/6 for Knife Cuirass Knife Cuirass || that stave of mine again 1/? I equip the Knife Cuirass, then run off into a corner where I whack the knife blade (the one I got before making the cuirass) into just being a lump of iron using the magical paperweight. hey, maybe the magic'll even bleed off on it! ...this might take a while...

You beat the Knife Blade into a lump of metal with the magical paperweight. The paperweight crumbles into dust all over the knife blade. Possibly Magical lump of Metal get!
Knife Cuirass || Stave = "Metal Walking Stick" 1/6. Big and Sharp, just the way you like it.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525003601))

Notepad && Battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Padded Electric Jacket (4/4) DONE Johnny 5 (1/??) Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (3/5) I throw on the Padded Electric Jacket.

You now have 2 AC!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525047756))

(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 4/5 Knife Cuirass || that stave of mine again 2/? I continue whacking it into a lump of (hopefully magic?) iron. if I get tired, I use the controller to send a lot of rocks repeatedly falling on it instead.

You have your metal.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525061644))

LAWMAKER COMPLETED Piece of paper with sharp on it && "Sharp" Paper Knife (2/?) Unlimited Internet Computer || Cruxite Can of Beans (1/?) I slam the Lawmaker down on some Imp heads, smiting them with RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE

ORDER IN THE COURT! 5 DAMAGE!
Unlimited Internet Computer || Cruxite Can of Beans = Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer (1/4). Has a Spirograph for a Screensaver.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525087101))

J5 3/6 Ismartphone 3/3 I equip the Multipapercutter

You don't need to do that in order to attack with it, but you do that!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525120438))

Johnny 5 (2/??) Notepad || battery Jacket thingy that wasn't added to the list = Apple iArmour Test Model (4/5) Gdi I'm dumb. I wonder if knife spreads like fire. I test my hypothesis by holding up a piece of paper I rip from the padded electric jacket to the 'flame' of the Gasblade (not the GASBLADE).

You hold the Gasblade up to a sheet of paper, and it cuts the paper into a knife! Knife get!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525122889))

I spawn in and begin alchemizing two things SA knife && Light (1/???) Rock Remote Control && Claw Hammer (1/???)

Welcome Piono!
"The circle is now complete. When we last played together, I was but the player. Now I am the GM."
SA knife && Lighter = Smoke, switch and stab (1/3). A Swiss Army Knife that also has a lighter built into the handle. Wow, the designers really think of everything these days.
Rock Remote Control && Claw Hammer = Stone Hammer (1/5). Play Gneiss with this, alright?

QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1525128574))

Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 3/4 Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 2/? I dice a Imp into many slices.

You quarter an Imp! 4 Damage! Imp Destroyed!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1525129628))

I join in (You can just put me down as Emerald if you want) and shank an Imp from behind. And then shank it again. For a x2 backstab combob Kitchen Knife||Battery

Welcome Emerald!
ERR: Kitchen Knife Not Available, using Knife Handle Instead....
Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 1/4. Perfect for ruining Brotherhoods with.
You do shank an Imp from behind with the SA Knife though. 2 Damage! Imp Destroyed!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525135421))

SA knife && Light (2/???) Rock Remote Control && Claw Hammer (2/???)

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525135540))

5J 4/6 Pen ||”Magic” on a piece of paper 1/?? Using the ismartphone I see if any of the nearby restaurants have a delivery service

Pen ||”Magic” on a piece of paper = Glowing Paper Quill 1/2. It's soggy with ink, but it'll work as a pretty cool wand!
You look up any restaurants in the area. It seems that there are no restaurants that are open at all, aside from the Waffle House down the street. Those guys can seriously survive anything.

QUOTE (Daskter @ (time=1525222172))

Computer && Cruxite Dowel= Cylindrical Terminal. 4/4 Caesar Salad Maker && Lighter=?? 3/?

Alright, to start things off in this new update, we have the introduction of the Echeladder System!

The Echeladder is superSBURB's levelling system. Gain XP by doing awesome stuff, to do even more awesome stuff! I've retroactively given some of you XP for stuff. So without any further ado, let's see who's levelled up so far:

There's Plague126, who is now on Rung 4 of 16.

You get three special attacks, in two branches:
In Branch One, you have your GOOD IDEAS. Your battle techniques are associated with innovation and pushing the boundaries of science and technology!:
Your Level 1 Battle Technique is JURY RIG, in which you trow together a bunch of random items you find lying around to make a new item.
Your Level 2 Battle Technique is FRANKENSTEIN'S ENCORE, in which you harness the powers of electricity to give objects life.
In Branch Two, you have your abilities of TAKING THE STAND. Your Battle techniques in this branch are associated with the law, and proper procedure.
Your Level 1 Battle Technique is BOOK 'EM, in which you throw the book at them. Said book in question weighs 10 pounds.

We also have JoeBOB, who is on rung 2 of 16.
In Branch 1, your have your WORLDBUILDING expertise. Your Battle Techniques here all involve your ability to tell stories which captivate.
Your Level 1 Battle Technique is ENRAPTURE, where you share details of your world, and people will drop everything to listen to you.

Finally, we have ThatOtherGuy, who is on rung 2 of 16.
In Branch 1, you have your SKILLAURA. You are amazingly good at sneaking around and stabbing things.
Your Level 1 Battle Technique is CMOFLAG(sic). You can now hide in plain sight and attack when others least expect it.

That's all the levelling up that's happened so far. What other battle techniques will y'all get? I have no idea, so let's go find out!

Imp 1 scratches at Plague, dealing 2 Damage! Imp 2 and 3 target Johnny 5, getting through his plating to deal 3 damage!

JOHNNY 5: OH WHY CRUEL WORLD WHY

PHARMACY:
[UND] Imp 7/7 HP.
[UND] Imp 3/5 HP.
[UND] Imp 1/7 HP.


[PLA] Plague126 20/20 HP.
[PLA] Daskter 20/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 19/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 20/20 HP. 2 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 19/20 HP.
[PLA] Pionoplayer 20/20
[PLA] Emerald 20/20
[RBT] Johnny 5 10/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 01:07:00

Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer (2/4)
Johnny 5 && Spirit of Justice (1/?)
I wield he Clue by Four and Lawmaker and go on a bopping spree against the imps
Then I use Jury Rig on the imps

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 01:42:00

Smoke, switch and stab (3/3).
Stone Hammer (3/5)

I charge into the pharmacy twirling my Smoke, switch and stab wildly, I charge at one of the imps, and do a spin-slash attack on the imp, causing it to be burned and cut by the blade at the same time!

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 01:51:00

(paper) glyph chestplate || that stave of mine = Wooden Glyph Chestplate 5/5 done!
other alchemy dropped cuz not want, if possibly, otherwise i continue.
Magical lump of metal && paper 'bout vintage 1/?
and
wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal 1/?, if possible.
I cast 「feed」 on myself to not get hungry as I wait from the result of these alchemys to come in.

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 01:59:00

Cruxite Bean-Powered Unlimited Internet Computer (3/4)
Johnny 5 && Spirit of Justice (2/?)
I summon a copy of all three “Supper Smash Bros: Mishohn From God” Fanfics and add them to supplies

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 03:35:00

Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 2/4

I glare at an Imp, and then rush forward and kick it, quickly grabbing whatever the nearest item it has is. A classic case of Assault, Battery, and Theft

Originally posted on 2018-05-03 11:24:00

5J 5/6
Glowing Paper Quill 2/2

With the Magical Pen with Infinite Ink and Infinite Paper Pieces, I create the Big Pile oF Adjectives so that there will be an adjective for every occasion


Originally posted on 2018-05-03 11:35:00