The progress bar on the Alchemiter loads further on both items.

Claw Hammer && Lighter (2/3)
Lighter || Claw Hammer (2/3)

Seems everyone have been fighting... What is that? Two massive ogres with a stench that could level a building? Oof.
I hold my breath, and try stamping on the Onion Ogre's foot as hard as I can, before backing away as fast as possible.

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 19:07:00

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 4/? Ok but what am I getting from this
i continue the metal walking stick, 5/6.
I quickly heal myself with the paper glyph chestplate, to neutralize the poison in the ogre i ate.

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 01:48:00

The Brimstoner (4/6)
Knife Cuirass (6/6)

I equip the Knife Cuirass and then smash in an ogre's head if there any still standing.

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 15:23:00

I continue stabbing the ogre who's face is already on knifire, because clearly that was what they wished for when they blew out the candles with their face.

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 21:51:00

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526187401))

Mishohn From God: Now with Phonix right from Ace Attorney FINISHED The Fifth Player (2/8) I scan the cylindrical terminal and start making the globe with blinking red dots on it (1/5) I use the piece of paper with sharp on it to give the ogres paper cuts,then I pull out salt and pour it in the cuts.

You inflict a deadly papercut, dealing 3 damage to the Onion Ogre!
+3 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526192555))

Cardboard Plate 5/5 Medkit && Paper with “healing” 1/?? ismartphone&& Paper with “Magic” 1/?? I ADJECTIFY the Multipapercutter with “DARKNESS”

Medkit && Paper with “healing” 1/4 Inky Bandaids. Slap some of these on, and you'll be back on your feet in like, three rounds or so.
ismartphone&& Paper with “Magic” 1/3 Tome. Basically a book that has access to the internet. Generates "pages" with infinite ink, and has a write-in searchbar.
Just so you know, I would recommend branching out of just paper-based alchemies. Using pieces of paper with descriptive words on them will only get you so far.
You add DARKNESS to the Multipapercutter. It exudes an inky darkness.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526195213))

"Aaaaaaaaaaa-" Poof! Ow. Today has been just great. First Earth gets hit with enough meteorites to turn it into a shrapnel grenade, and then I get launched through space with enough force that I survive space (look, I'm no scientist, I don't know how these things work), before crash landing... Wherever here is. Alien planet? Alien planet. Lots of people already here, as well. All with a lot of jury-rigged... Wait a sec, did someone just put together morph together two things in that machine over there? Oh heck yes, I need to try this out. From around the machine, I scrounge up a claw hammer and a Lighter. But what do these && and || settings mean...? Let's just try both, just to be sure. Claw Hammer && Lighter (1/3) Lighter || Claw Hammer (1/3)

Welcome, Arsenical! Just so you know, I will be determining the levels for given item combinations in the future.
Claw Hammer && Lighter (1/4) Nailmelter. Why you would need to sear nails into wood is beyond me, but hey, now you have that option.
Lighter || Claw Hammer (1/3) Gashammer. When this lighter is lit, it produces a hammer head from it's reservoirs of Hammer Fluid.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526207559))

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 3/? Ok but what am I getting from this i continue the metal walking stick, 4/6. I use a few capacity glyphs on myself, then eat the onion ogre. whole. onions are food, right?

Glyph Amulet || Stave 3/5 Glyph Amulet. CODE REPITITION.
You take a sizable bite out of the Onion Ogre, dealing 4 damage.
+4 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1526215108))

Medkit && Paper with “healing” 2/?? ismartphone&& Paper with “Magic” 2/?? Time for some mid-battle crafting~ I take the DARK Multipapercutter and using the skin glue,bind it to an end of the ROD OF PURE LIGHT and also gluing the glowing paper quill onto the other side.I then send a pulse of the small yet growing supply of internal magic I got after using the Glowing Paper Quill for the first time and bind the 3 components into the Paradoxical-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand

You make it, and it is beautiful.
+3 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526216698))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Google glasses || iArmor prototype = Forcefield Visor (5/7) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (4/7) I give Judge 5 the lawknife I SURPRISE an ogre with a large birthday bash! Yeah, I remembered their birthday. And I made a cake for them and everything! I light the candles, and as the ogre leans in to blow it out, the candle becomes a knife, impaled directly in the ogre's face. The kniflame then starts spreading.

You deal 10 Damage to the firebreathing Ogre! Cake debris also get!
+6 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1526217679))

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 1/? I reach my hand into the Stinking Ogre’s throat, taking out his... stink? I then captchaloghe said stink. Mine. My item, not yours. Next step, getting an orange ring. Or an onion ring. Those are tasty.

You dispatch the Onion Ogre! Stink get!
+3 XP
Just so you know, you can get two posts in, and you have two alchemy slots.
Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 1/5 Shock Paper. It electrocutes anyone who touches it. Rubber Gloves for origami purposes included.

QUOTE (Arsenical @ (time=1526234826))

The progress bar on the Alchemiter loads further on both items. Claw Hammer && Lighter (2/3) Lighter || Claw Hammer (2/3) Seems everyone have been fighting... What is that? Two massive ogres with a stench that could level a building? Oof. I hold my breath, and try stamping on the Onion Ogre's foot as hard as I can, before backing away as fast as possible.

You don't attack the Onion ogre, but bravely face down the Firebreathing Ogre instead, defeating it with a decisive footstomp!
+3 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1526258932))

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 4/? Ok but what am I getting from this i continue the metal walking stick, 5/6. I quickly heal myself with the paper glyph chestplate, to neutralize the poison in the ogre i ate.

You restore 2 HP to yourself

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1526307788))

The Brimstoner (4/6) Knife Cuirass (6/6) I equip the Knife Cuirass and then smash in an ogre's head if there any still standing.

Knife Cuirass Equipped.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1526331071))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod, Law knife Allies: Johnny Fabulous (Duracell Jacket, Cattle Prod) Alchemy: Google glasses || iArmor prototype = Forcefield Visor (6/7) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (5/7) I continue stabbing the ogre who's face is already on knifire, because clearly that was what they wished for when they blew out the candles with their face.

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1526338007))

2nd post for last turn’s update Fifth Player (3/8) Globe with blinking red dots (2/5) I decide to use Jury Rig in any ogres  remaining. If there are no ogres remaining, I search for supplies.

You get your post in, just this one time.
Since there are no ogres to Jury Rig, you don't do anything. Just as a note, Jury Rigging means that you take a bunch of items to make a temporary gadget to do something, like using a pizza box, a bit of string, and some coca cola on the ground to make a killsat that launches into space to rain lazers on your enemies.

TOG, you are now a BAKER.
Your new BATTLE TECHNIQUE BRANCH is CAKES, CAKES, CAKES. You have three guesses as to what this is all about, and the first two don't count.
Your LVL 1 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is CELEBRATE. As an action, you can give a slice of cake to someone, healing them.

ParadoxDragonPaci, you are now a DICHOTOMIST.
Your LVL 2 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is BLINDING SLASH. You go straight for the eyes with your new Paradoxical-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand, and lower an enemy's accuracy by 10%, as well as dealing damage.

The angry ropes don't do anything. They're just content to stay in the pharmacy.
In the pharmacy, you find:
Needles! Medicine! Bandages! Toothbrushes!

[ANG] Angry Rope 5/7 HP. Venomous!
[DED] Angry Rope 7/7 HP. Reanimated! Venomous!

[PLA] Plague126 13/20 HP. +2 HP regen for 1 round!
[PLA] Daskter 19/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 20/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 16/20 HP. 3 AC.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 19/20 HP. +2 AC for 1 round!
[PLA] Pionoplayer 17/20 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] Emerald 15/20
[RBT] Johnny 5 7/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawmaker and Lawknife!

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 23:33:00

2nd post for last turn’s update
Fifth Player (3/8)
Globe with blinking red dots (2/5)
I decide to use Jury Rig in any ogres remaining. If there are no ogres remaining, I search for supplies.

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 23:46:00

The Brimstoner (5/6)
Knife Cuirass AND Possibly magical lump of metal (1/?)

Originally posted on 2018-05-14 23:57:00

Baker..?
Oookay then

I CELEBRATE!!! my birthday, which is totally today, by eating some delicious cake to heal myself up. I also jokingly demand presents from everyone.

Originally posted on 2018-05-15 00:46:00

Inky Bandaids 3/4
Tome 3/3
Paper with “Unbreakable” on it && Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand 1/??
I equip the Cardboard Plate and sit down to meditate on my Intrinsic Magic


Originally posted on 2018-05-15 07:34:00

QUOTE

Welcome, Arsenical! Just so you know, I will be determining the levels for given item combinations in the future.

(I just assumed it was the two component's levels +1, based upon rule #4 for alchemy. Thanks for clearing it up!)

Nailmelter (3/4)
Gashammer (3/3)

The fully constructed Gashammer pops out of the Alchemiter, and I have literally no idea how this thing works exactly. I flick a switch, and... a hammer is created from the liquid in the handle?
Some wonky physics are powering this thing, but, well, we were just fighting Ogres. This is mundane compared to them.

With little to do while waiting for the Nailmelter to be completed, I try to repair the hole in the pharmacy wall created by the Ogres. After all, when all you have is a hammer...

Originally posted on 2018-05-15 23:28:00

Fifth Player (4/8)
Globe with blinking red dots on it (3/5)
I decide to search around to see if there are more supplies we can use for alchemizing purposes.

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 01:09:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 1/?
metal walking stik 5/6
I cast deflect glyphs on my vital areas to deflect surprise attacks, pick a random house, and start searching it for clay. preferably the real kind, but play-dough will do. failing that, I look for a 3D printer.

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 01:33:00

The Brimstoner (6/6)
Knife Cuirass AND Possibly magical lump of metal (2/?)
I sit back and rest, recuperating my wounds

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 01:44:00

Nailmelter (4/4)
Medicine || Jacket (1/?)

As I head back towards the Alchemiter, the machine popping out the finished form of the Nailmelter, I nearly trip over something. Looking down, I find it to be a unmarked bottle of medicine, and a jacket close by. Oh yeah, this was once a pharmacy.

Reaching the finished Alchemiter, I toss in both the two items found on the ground. Sure to make something interesting. Then I return to my duty of fixing the pharmacy wall, now with TWO hammers in hand!

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 02:48:00

Fifth Player (5/8)
Globe with blinking red dots (4/5).
I summon a pair of boxing gloves and add them to the supplies.

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 03:51:00

Lighter || glyph amulet 2/?
metal walking stik 6/6 done

I look around in this randomly chosen house's garage for shin guards and gloves and stuff.

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 10:58:00

Inky Bandaids 4/4
Paper with “Unbreakable” on it && Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand 2/??

After deep Meditation I take a piece of paper with “Concept” written on it and Focus my Mind on it....Using Magic with the aid of the PHLDBSW(Paradoxical Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand) I peel of the Word “Concept”.....then I Extract the very [[CONCEPT]] of [[CONCEPT]] from the Word,rendering it a meaningless pile of Ink,I then Contain it inside Magic Container to safely store it for Alchemical Purposes

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 14:49:00

Cash Register && Pen (1/?)

I appear from nowhere and land painfully on top of the regular angry rope. Oh hey I'm back here. Where ever here is.



Originally posted on 2018-05-16 17:59:00

I once again strip of all my armour, and put on, in order, the Armor of the beast, the P.E Jacket, the Forcefield-of-viewers (or Forcefield glasses) and finally, if still possible, the iArmor prototype.

I google exotic cake recipes on the Ulimited Internet Computer, since I guess I like making cakes and stuff now.

Originally posted on 2018-05-16 23:12:00

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 2/5
Needles || Stink == 1/?

I screw around and take everything that isn’t nailed down, and some stuff that is

Originally posted on 2018-05-18 20:25:00