I go on my google glasses and google "gifs guaranteed to confuse you" and bookmark all the results.
I then try and chromecast the page with the gif to my iArmor prototype's screens, to confuse anyone who looks at me once I take off the Padded Electric Jacket.

On an aside, the iArmor is a set of power armor, but is it the kind that covers you fully or..?


Originally posted on 2018-05-09 00:28:00

Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 4/4

I promptly taze the Firebreathing Ogre, ignoring his painful screams of “Don’t taze me bro”. Then I use the electrical property of... tasers, and give him a heart attack! Oh no! With his immune system compromised by venom, who knows if he’ll live!

I make sure that my Taser is covered by “OOH, SHINY”. My taser. MINE

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 00:53:00

The Brimstoner (2/6)
Knife Cuirass (4/6)

I take the Stone Hammer and smash it sideways into the head of the snakeproof ogre's head, knocking it over, and allowing me to slam the hammer into its head on the ground, making a nice grist-paste.

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 01:11:00

Judge 5 COMPLETE
I then deploy him and give him the Lawmaker, a fitting weapon for him
Beem Sord (3/4)
Mishohn From God && Spirit of Justice (1/?)
I use Frankenstein’s Encore on some ogres

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 01:16:00

Rod of Pure Light 4/5
Cardboard Plate 3/5

I use ADJECTIFY and Write “Healing” on a piece of Paper before applying it to Plague

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 02:32:00

[ignore this I accidentally posted and don’t know how to delete posted]

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 04:32:00

wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 5/5.
duplicating the lump of metal. 3/3
new: Glyph Amulet || that wooden spectre I made. 1/?
new-but-not-really: i continue the metal walking stick, 2/6.
I use air glyphs to nullify the ogre's stink... or rather, to turn it all back on the stinking ogre. it will harm itself today

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 11:41:00

Rod of Pure Light 5/5
Cardboard Plate 4/5

I search the Pharmacy for Skin Glue, which helps stitches keep wounds closed but mainly I’m looking for a sticky material for Alchemical Purposes
Also I tell the robots to stay Careful while attacking and make sure to be aware of the Ogre with the Knife

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 12:05:00

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 2/?
i continue the metal walking stick, 3/6.

I search for a MEDKIT, considering myself safe to do so due to my 2 AC and 2 damage reflection.

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 12:50:00

The Brimstoner (3/6)
Knife Cuirass (5/6)

I swing the stone hammer around and around and around and around and around and around and the ogre who's looking at me gets so dizzy that he has to take a step back to try and get his bearings which is, of course, when I let go of the hammer, sending it spiraling around into his face.

Originally posted on 2018-05-09 23:00:00

> menu
> SKILLAURA
> lvl 1 CANGNOMFOG(sic)

I fade into the background that is the behind of Johnny Fabulous (as I name the stylish Johnny 5), in an attempt to protect myself.

Originally posted on 2018-05-10 01:34:00

Beem Sord (4/4) Complete
Mishohn From God && Spirit of Justice (2/?)
Mishohn From God && Johnny 5 (1/?)
I use the beem Sord on the ogres, hopefully harming them through the magic of badfics

Originally posted on 2018-05-10 18:01:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525822123))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod Alchemy: Google glasses || iArmor prototype = ?? (3/?) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (2/7) I go on my google glasses and google "gifs guaranteed to confuse you" and bookmark all the results. I then try and chromecast the page with the gif to my iArmor prototype's screens, to confuse anyone who looks at me once I take off the Padded Electric Jacket. On an aside, the iArmor is a set of power armor, but is it the kind that covers you fully or..?

I imagine the iArmor as a sort of chestplate with a glass screen on it, like what superman has with his S-Shield. It also has leg and arm enhancers for heavy lifting and jumping.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1525823614))

Metal Knife Handle || Battery = Taser 4/4 I promptly taze the Firebreathing Ogre, ignoring his painful screams of “Don’t taze me bro”. Then I use the electrical property of... tasers, and give him a heart attack! Oh no! With his immune system compromised by venom, who knows if he’ll live! I make sure that my Taser is covered by “OOH, SHINY”. My taser. MINE

You Taze the Firebreathing Ogre, dealing 4 Damage.
+4 XP

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525824672))

The Brimstoner (2/6) Knife Cuirass (4/6) I take the Stone Hammer and smash it sideways into the head of the snakeproof ogre's head, knocking it over, and allowing me to slam the hammer into its head on the ground, making a nice grist-paste.

Woah. Brutal. 5 Damage!
+5 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525824987))

Judge 5 COMPLETE I then deploy him and give him the Lawmaker, a fitting weapon for him Beem Sord (3/4) Mishohn From God && Spirit of Justice (1/?) I use Frankenstein’s Encore on some ogres

You give the robot that can turn into a hammer a hammer! This can only end well.
Using Frankenstein's Encore, you Reanimate the Angry Rope that died!
+3 XP
Mishohn From God && Spirit of Justice = Mishohn From God: Now with Phonix right from Ace Attorney (1/3). It is exactly what it sounds like. Pure Art.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525829558))

Rod of Pure Light 4/5 Cardboard Plate 3/5 I use ADJECTIFY and Write “Healing” on a piece of Paper before applying it to Plague

HP regen applied!
+3 XP

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525836776))

[ignore this I accidentally posted and don’t know how to delete posted]

Oke

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525862504))

wooden glyph chestplate || magic lump of metal = Glyph Amulet 5/5. duplicating the lump of metal. 3/3 new: Glyph Amulet || that wooden spectre I made. 1/? new-but-not-really: i continue the metal walking stick, 2/6. I use air glyphs to nullify the ogre's stink... or rather, to turn it all back on the stinking ogre. it will harm itself today

Glyph Amulet || that wooden spectre I made. 1/?
You turn the Ogre's stink back on itself, removing it's ability to stink people this turn!
+4 XP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ (time=1525863917))

Rod of Pure Light 5/5 Cardboard Plate 4/5 I search the Pharmacy for Skin Glue, which helps stitches keep wounds closed but mainly I’m looking for a sticky material for Alchemical Purposes Also I tell the robots to stay Careful while attacking and make sure to be aware of the Ogre with the Knife

You find some Skin Glue! Nice, you know your stuff.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1525866630))

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 2/? i continue the metal walking stick, 3/6. I search for a MEDKIT, considering myself safe to do so due to my 2 AC and 2 damage reflection.

You find the medkit section. You find all the medkits. All of them.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1525903203))

The Brimstoner (3/6) Knife Cuirass (5/6) I swing the stone hammer around and around and around and around and around and around and the ogre who's looking at me gets so dizzy that he has to take a step back to try and get his bearings which is, of course, when I let go of the hammer, sending it spiraling around into his face.

THUNK! Six damage to the Onion Ogre!
+5 XP

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1525912488))

menu Battle Techniques: SKILLAURA: lvl 1 CMOFLAG(sic), lvl 2??? MASTER OF DISGUISE Inventory: Knife, Gasblade, GASBLADE, shock pen, Duracell Jacket, P.E Jacket, iArmor prototype, Unlimited Internet Computer, Impknife, google glasses, Cattle Prod Alchemy: Google glasses || iArmor prototype = ?? (4/7?) Google glasses && iArmor prototype = armor of the beast (3/7) > menu > SKILLAURA > lvl 1 CANGNOMFOG(sic) I fade into the background that is the behind of Johnny Fabulous (as I name the stylish Johnny 5), in an attempt to protect myself.

Johnny Fabulous has been named.
Google glasses || iArmor prototype = Forcefield Visor 4/7.By wearing this visor, you envelop yourself in a forcefield with can deflect bullets!

QUOTE (Plague126 @ (time=1525971676))

Beem Sord (4/4) Complete Mishohn From God && Spirit of Justice (2/?) Mishohn From God && Johnny 5 (1/?) I use the beem Sord on the ogres, hopefully harming them through the magic of badfics

Mishohn From God && Johnny 5 = The Fifth Player (1/8). A ROB with it's difficulty level set to Nine, NASTY. Has Laser Eyes. May have a few glitches in it's programming though.
Voom! You sweep your blade across the room, dealing 2 Damage to every Ogre in the room!
+4 XP

Pionoplayer has levelled up this turn! You are now a SLUGGER. Your LEVEL 2 BATTLE TECHNIQUE is SUPLEX, where you deal damage and stun an enemy for a turn!

Johnny Fabulous Tazes the Snakeproof Ogre, bringing it down! Lawknife get! 5J and Johnny Five band together to deal 6 damage to the Firebreathing Ogre! The Angry Ropes bite the Stinking Ogre, who dies of poison! THe Firebreathing Ogre attempts to breathe fire on everyone but misses horribly! The Onion Ogre uses it's breath to be a general nusiance to emerald, causing him to take 5 damage! It's that bad! The remaining Ogres then take damage from Snek Poison!

[UND] Firebreathing Ogre 12/30 HP. 75% Hitrate! Poisoned by Angry Rope!
[UND] Onion Ogre 8/30 HP. Poisoned by Angry Rope! Knife Hand!

[ANG] Angry Rope 5/7 HP. Venomous!
[DED] Angry Rope 7/7 HP. Reanimated! Venomous!

[PLA] Plague126 11/20 HP. +2 HP regen for two rounds!
[PLA] Daskter 19/20 HP.
[PLA] JoeBOB 18/20 HP. 2 AC. Getting Attacked Reflects 2 Damage back at attacker.
[PLA] ThatOtherGuy 15/20 HP. 3 AC. CMOFLAGS.
[PLA] Paradoxdragonpaci 18/20 HP. +2 AC for 2 rounds!
[PLA] Pionoplayer 16/20
[PLA] Emerald 14/20
[RBT] Johnny 5 7/10 HP, 2 AC. Is Alive.
[RBT] 5J 12/12 HP, 2 AC. Ready to Rumble.
[RBT] Johnny Fabulous 10/10 HP. 3 AC. Wearing a Jacket and Armed with a Cattle Prod!
[RBT] Judge 5 10/10 HP, 3 AC. Wielding the Lawmaker and ready to take it into his own hands!

Originally posted on 2018-05-12 21:58:00

Mishohn From God: Now with Phonix right from Ace Attorney FINISHED
The Fifth Player (2/8)
I scan the cylindrical terminal and start making the globe with blinking red dots on it (1/5)
I use the piece of paper with sharp on it to give the ogres paper cuts,then I pull out salt and pour it in the cuts.

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 05:56:00

Cardboard Plate 5/5
Medkit && Paper with “healing” 1/??
ismartphone&& Paper with “Magic” 1/??

I ADJECTIFY the Multipapercutter with “DARKNESS”



Originally posted on 2018-05-13 07:22:00

"Aaaaaaaaaaa-" Poof!

Ow. Today has been just great. First Earth gets hit with enough meteorites to turn it into a shrapnel grenade, and then I get launched through space with enough force that I survive space (look, I'm no scientist, I don't know how these things work), before crash landing... Wherever here is. Alien planet? Alien planet.

Lots of people already here, as well. All with a lot of jury-rigged... Wait a sec, did someone just put together morph together two things in that machine over there? Oh heck yes, I need to try this out.

From around the machine, I scrounge up a claw hammer and a Lighter. But what do these && and || settings mean...?
Let's just try both, just to be sure.

Claw Hammer && Lighter (1/3)
Lighter || Claw Hammer (1/3)

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 08:06:00

Glyph Amulet || that wooden *sceptre I made. 3/? Ok but what am I getting from this
i continue the metal walking stick, 4/6.
I use a few capacity glyphs on myself, then eat the onion ogre. whole.
onions are food, right?

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 11:32:00

Medkit && Paper with “healing” 2/??
ismartphone&& Paper with “Magic” 2/??

Time for some mid-battle crafting~
I take the DARK Multipapercutter and using the skin glue,bind it to an end of the ROD OF PURE LIGHT and also gluing the glowing paper quill onto the other side.I then send a pulse of the small yet growing supply of internal magic I got after using the Glowing Paper Quill for the first time and bind the 3 components into the Paradoxical-Harmonious Light-Dark Bladed Staffwand

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 13:38:00

I give Judge 5 the lawknife


I SURPRISE an ogre with a large birthday bash! Yeah, I remembered their birthday. And I made a cake for them and everything! I light the candles, and as the ogre leans in to blow it out, the candle becomes a knife, impaled directly in the ogre's face. The kniflame then starts spreading.

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 14:04:00

Tazer || Piece of Paper with “magic” == 1/?

I reach my hand into the Stinking Ogre’s throat, taking out his... stink? I then captchaloghe said stink. Mine. My item, not yours. Next step, getting an orange ring. Or an onion ring. Those are tasty.

Originally posted on 2018-05-13 14:21:00