18/18 new stuff. +tog&piopo using!
+1 tog+1piono
I consume the large ice-cream sundae banana split with mangoes, 2 Cherries on top, and some glazed chocolate icing thing between the two, empowering the new stuff charge as well.
8 charges will be provided to whoever ate some ice cream before... that being nobody, it seems. again.
so those 8 charges combine with the other 10 and the ice cream I ate and sandwichman becomes an ice cream sandwich. aside from his entire-HP-regen effect, he gains the passive of applying chilled to anyone who attacks him, which halves their damage for 2 turns. on the chillmodder, instead of applying chilled, he'll just take damage from that single attacked.
excess power becomes an increase to both MHP and HPregen.

general action:
I start cooking some bread, with gluten free wheat. it will, obviously, buff the consumer.

Originally posted on 2017-11-01 17:28:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
16/20 for A Question of Fate...

I grab the streaksmasher and throw it at the ironwing with extreme prejudice. The bird of course doesn't follow the coures plotted out for it, so the laser guidance system zaps it repeatedly until it goes the right way.
What, that's not how laser guidance systems work? How DO they work then?

Originally posted on 2017-11-01 18:10:00

(1 +4} 5/??

+Piopo +Jobboe


Oh, cool. Alrighty then, I try and reload H31MD4LLR.




Originally posted on 2017-11-01 21:18:00

new: 3/12 bread. +1 piono +1 TOG
+1 tog+1piono
I eat my last bread type, then cook some raisin-blueberry bread with shredded coconuts, while wondering how long it'll be till people start reaping the rewards of my cooking.

Originally posted on 2017-11-02 10:57:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
19/20 for A Question of Fate...

I offer a prize to anyone who can guess what my chargenames are references to. If nobody guesses the pootis birds all explode violently.

Originally posted on 2017-11-02 15:31:00

(6} 6/??

+Piopo +Jobboe


I heal up the M3N5H3N through a bunch of ancient Chinese ritualistic healing... rituals. Thematically Appropriate!




Originally posted on 2017-11-02 20:33:00

What, updops? But I was having fun in SAS4...

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1509557297))

18/18 new stuff. +tog&piopo using! +1 tog+1piono I consume the large ice-cream sundae banana split with mangoes, 2 Cherries on top, and some glazed chocolate icing thing between the two, empowering the new stuff charge as well. 8 charges will be provided to whoever ate some ice cream before... that being nobody, it seems. again. so those 8 charges combine with the other 10 and the ice cream I ate and sandwichman becomes an ice cream sandwich. aside from his entire-HP-regen effect, he gains the passive of applying chilled to anyone who attacks him, which halves their damage for 2 turns. on the chillmodder, instead of applying chilled, he'll just take damage from that single attacked. excess power becomes an increase to both MHP and HPregen. general action: I start cooking some bread, with gluten free wheat. it will, obviously, buff the consumer.

cO: at this point i wouldnt be surprised if you just started forcefeeding people

Sandwich man has been buffed.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1509559821))

I +1 JOE and TOG 16/20 for A Question of Fate... I grab the streaksmasher and throw it at the ironwing with extreme prejudice. The bird of course doesn't follow the coures plotted out for it, so the laser guidance system zaps it repeatedly until it goes the right way. What, that's not how laser guidance systems work? How DO they work then?

cO: they work by pointing the laser at the thing you want to be hit so given that you lasered the birb you apparently want it to punch itself
cO: its kind of a stupid birb so i dunno what itll do

...It might actually be stupid enough to do that. Coin flips ahoy. Well, one of them, anyway.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1509571116))

(1 +4} 5/?? +Piopo +Jobboe Oh, cool. Alrighty then, I try and reload H31MD4LLR. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: erm how

It's going to take a bit of time to be fully ready, it seems... although a shot has been manually loaded in.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1509620265))

new: 3/12 bread. +1 piono +1 TOG +1 tog+1piono I eat my last bread type, then cook some raisin-blueberry bread with shredded coconuts, while wondering how long it'll be till people start reaping the rewards of my cooking.

cO: zzz

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1509636663))

I +1 JOE and TOG 19/20 for A Question of Fate... I offer a prize to anyone who can guess what my chargenames are references to. If nobody guesses the pootis birds all explode violently.

cO: they are uh references to steve urkel and the walrusmancer
cO: ...
cO: well you didnt say that it had to be a correct guess only that someone had to guess

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1509654824))

(6} 6/?? +Piopo +Jobboe I heal up the M3N5H3N through a bunch of ancient Chinese ritualistic healing... rituals. Thematically Appropriate! statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: cheynah

Medicine has been applied! The thematics seem to be good for healing, as that's about 3.5 on the door.

---

cO: so

Before the Chillmodder can even say anything else, there's a horrifying screech from the Targetmaster. The Steaksmasher and Ironwing both turn and fix deadly glares on the second H31MD4LL, then rocket through the air simultaneously to combo smash it - a terrifying 12 damage SMASH from the Steaksmasher, followed by a comparatively mediocre followup of 6.5 from the Ironwing. After that, the Targetmaster proceeds to cough violently onto the floor, looking like it kind of exhausted itself with that screech...

cO: anyway as i was saying

...This time, the Steaksmasher interrupts by, in a bout of targeting-induced idiocy, losing a coin flip and proceeding to punch its own head off. Chillmodder looks briefly annoyed, then shrugs.

cO: okay back behind the ravine i go this place is really not great for me to stand

The Chillmodder proceeds to turn around, then leap all the way over the ravine. He also fires a relatively weak shot backwards at the first H31MD4LL, but a well-timed 4.5hp heal from the ice cream sandwich man and the power of NANOMACHINES, SON save it. Hilariously, that attack would have done about 3 damage had it not been intervened with.


The shadow of a large feathered fiend passes overhead... It fills those present with an ominous sense of danger, centered near where the sentinels stand.

---

Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 4.5/28 hp, one shot (Radiated!) (NANOMACHINES)
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 4.5/28 hp, one shot
M3N5H3N, the door: 16/40 hp, guarding H31MD4LL, open (NANOMACHINES)
Ice Cream Sandwich Man: 16/24 hp, apparently very heal-based or something, chills attackers

PC
Pootis Bird Steaksmasher: 0/16 hp (deciding target...)
Pootis Bird Ironwing: 24/24 hp (protecting the Targetmaster)
Pootis Bird Targetmaster: 4/4 hp (protected by Ironwing) (resting)
Poorly Justified Ravine: 84.5% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-11-03 14:02:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
20/20 for A Question of Fate...
1/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I realize that I did not, in fact, specifiy correct guesses and thus do, indeed need to give the Chillmodder a prize. I pull out a comically large present and stagger over towards him...
And fall into the ravine, filling it up even more with the comically large present.

20/20 for A Question of Fate...
The sky turns dark and grey again as what may be the biggest charge yet prepares for completion.
What is fate?
Is it real, is it fake? Can you touch it, can you eat it?
Can you kill it?
Can fate be defied or is it just an immuteable fact of life?
Can we define our own fates, or is it perhaps just...
Oh look my meteor has arrived.

The giant meteor that is destined to kill the pootis bird ironwing descends from the sky in a massive firestorm of blinding destiny (or maybe that's just fire I dunno) and slams right into the ironwing, obliterating it entirely.

Originally posted on 2017-11-03 17:59:00

(7 +4} 13/??

+Piopo +Jobboe


Well, ok, so the M3N5H3N should be closed this round (it was open last one), which means that both Sentinels (the Radiated one is named H31MD4LLR btw) should be safe from whatever;s coming down this round as long as I keep M3N5H3N healthy enough to properly clock. Thus, I heal up the M3N5H3N by painting the ancient symbols of peace and protection based on the original Menshen onto the M3N5H3N.




Originally posted on 2017-11-03 20:25:00

7/15 bread. +1 piono +1 TOG +1 piono
+1 tog+1piono
I eat my previous bread thing and cook some carrot & potato bread with a bit of honey.
it is sandwich mans 4th turn of life(, I think?). when I summoned him I said "sandwich-man, with half the HP he'd have[editedinjustnow:asinhalftheHPforhischarge), no attack, he regens all his HP -1 each round, and every 4 turns makes a sandwich which empowers the eater and, if he eats it without anyone else trying, increases his HP, MHP, and regen. "
so his healing just now wasn't supposed to happen and uh.
anyway, he makes the sandwich. people can eat it as a free action. I bet nobodys going to though. everyone ignores me.

Originally posted on 2017-11-03 20:31:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
4/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I realize that I completely butchered my running thing of not actually being here, and scream my rage so loudly that it makes the pootis bird targetmaster's ears explode.

Originally posted on 2017-11-03 22:52:00

9/18 bread.+1 piono
I eat the carrot-potato-honey bread and make some chocolate bread thats really more of a cake, I mean really it even has icing. I then wonder why nobody takes the power buffs I'm offering.

Originally posted on 2017-11-03 23:55:00

(14} 14/??

+Piopo +Jobboe


I heal the M3N5H3N up some more using more clever references to the eastern religion it's based on. Bask in my cleverness! Bask!




Originally posted on 2017-11-04 17:00:00

cO: took long enough

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1509731995))

I +1 JOE and TOG 20/20 for A Question of Fate... 1/25 for Forsaken Neon. I realize that I did not, in fact, specifiy correct guesses and thus do, indeed need to give the Chillmodder a prize. I pull out a comically large present and stagger over towards him... And fall into the ravine, filling it up even more with the comically large present. 20/20 for A Question of Fate... The sky turns dark and grey again as what may be the biggest charge yet prepares for completion. What is fate? Is it real, is it fake? Can you touch it, can you eat it? Can you kill it? Can fate be defied or is it just an immuteable fact of life? Can we define our own fates, or is it perhaps just... Oh look my meteor has arrived. The giant meteor that is destined to kill the pootis bird ironwing descends from the sky in a massive firestorm of blinding destiny (or maybe that's just fire I dunno) and slams right into the ironwing, obliterating it entirely.

cO: gr8 f8 deb8 m8 i r8 8/8
cO: oh thats only seven 8s
cO: and me saying that makes one more booyah

The Chillmodder is slightly bummed by the fact that his present fell in the ravine, and filled it up like 4%, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is that he just watched the ironwing get beaned hard over the head with a big-ass meteor. A 21-damage meteor, specifically.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1509740735))

(7 +4} 13/?? +Piopo +Jobboe Well, ok, so the M3N5H3N should be closed this round (it was open last one), which means that both Sentinels (the Radiated one is named H31MD4LLR btw) should be safe from whatever;s coming down this round as long as I keep M3N5H3N healthy enough to properly clock. Thus, I heal up the M3N5H3N by painting the ancient symbols of peace and protection based on the original Menshen onto the M3N5H3N. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: oh right closed doors yeah that does help a bit
cO: honestly if it wasnt for that id probably have been expecting some deaths by feather flechettes

Chillmodder shrugs, watching a 3 point heal being applied to a door.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1509741106))

7/15 bread. +1 piono +1 TOG +1 piono +1 tog+1piono I eat my previous bread thing and cook some carrot & potato bread with a bit of honey. it is sandwich mans 4th turn of life(, I think?). when I summoned him I said "sandwich-man, with half the HP he'd have[editedinjustnow:asinhalftheHPforhischarge), no attack, he regens all his HP -1 each round, and every 4 turns makes a sandwich which empowers the eater and, if he eats it without anyone else trying, increases his HP, MHP, and regen. " so his healing just now wasn't supposed to happen and uh. anyway, he makes the sandwich. people can eat it as a free action. I bet nobodys going to though. everyone ignores me.

cO: things are hard to process
cO: also seriously you might want to consider force feeding people itd probably still apply buffs to them

There is a sandwich.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1509749528))

I +1 JOE and TOG 4/25 for Forsaken Neon. I realize that I completely butchered my running thing of not actually being here, and scream my rage so loudly that it makes the pootis bird targetmaster's ears explode.

cO: hue

The Ironwing somehow defies physics to block freaking sound, shaking as it takes 3.5 damage. I think that might be a killshot.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1509753317))

9/18 bread.+1 piono I eat the carrot-potato-honey bread and make some chocolate bread thats really more of a cake, I mean really it even has icing. I then wonder why nobody takes the power buffs I'm offering.

cO: maybe they dont have any clue what to do with the buffs

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1509814812))

(14} 14/?? +Piopo +Jobboe I heal the M3N5H3N up some more using more clever references to the eastern religion it's based on. Bask in my cleverness! Bask! statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: zzz

+2 HP.

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cO: okay good time for the eotb

...Do the people even do anything? Well, no. Mostly because the AC entities are mostly defensive or use-on-command, and there's precisely one enemy aside from the chillmodder himself who is alive right now. He, too, for some reason, appears to be taking the opportunity to rest...

cO: ever wonder how pootis birds get around

Feathers rain from above! M3N5H3N being closed, the two nuclear sentinels are thankfully safe from harm. The poor door has a storm of feathery flechette rain against it, suffering a rather harmful total of 11 damage. If that thing had been open, there would have been death for sure... Anyway, it appears that something big is taking up an unfair amount of space. Beat it so hard, the ancestors of it won't be needing a constipation cure.

cO: what about ice cream man guy

Apparently he wasn't supposed to heal at some point.

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 6.5/28 hp, one shot (Radiated!) (NANOMACHINES)
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 4.5/28 hp, one shot
M3N5H3N, the door: 12/40 hp, guarding H31MD4LL, closed (NANOMACHINES)
Ice Cream Sandwich Man: 23/24 hp, apparently very heal-based or something, chills attackers
Sandwich: 1/1 hp, can be teamkilled, grants a buff to the killer

PC
Bird Carrier: 90/90 hp (deployment dock: 50/50 hp, supplies reinforcements while alive)
Pootis Bird Ironwing: 0/24 hp (protecting the Targetmaster)
Pootis Bird Targetmaster: 4/4 hp (protected by- wait, where'd the shield go?) (resting)
Poorly Justified Ravine: 88.5% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-11-06 12:36:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
7/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I eat any attack-boosting foodstuffs JOEbob may have put out, and then pin a target to the pootis bird targetmaster, before shooting it in the face.

Originally posted on 2017-11-07 14:28:00

11/20 bread.+1 piono +1 TOG
I thank piono for using my stuff, before cooking some toast. toasted bread tastes better then cold refrigerated bread, and is also full of warm raisins, yum.
also sandwich man teamkills the sandwich to increase his MHP, and end-of-round regen.

Originally posted on 2017-11-07 21:11:00

(15 +4} 19/20 Euclid Ahoy!

+Piopo +Jobboe


I take as many of the food buffs as are available and use them to heal up H31MD4LL and H31MD4LLR




Originally posted on 2017-11-07 21:25:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
10/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I take the Bird Carrier and stuff it face first into the poorly explained ravine, attempting to, as some would say, kill two birds with one stone.

Originally posted on 2017-11-07 21:47:00

14/20 bread.+1 piono +1 TOG
+tog + piopop
woohoo, peple are using my stuff! I'm useful!
I start working at a more frenzied pace, creating about 3 varietys of matza (bread without the yeast, tastes great, jewish thing I think) for people to eat. max per person is 2, so this action is sort-of split but favours the first to come.

Originally posted on 2017-11-07 23:55:00

(15 +4} 20/20 Euclid Ahoy!

Suddenly, through the powers of a raging soul and advanced alien technology and definitely not a 20 post charge (except, yeah), Dr.Steven '[numerous expletives redacted]' Thales is Summoned.

He big, and he robot what kill people good. All Buffs/Debuffs are permenant


+Piopo +Jobboe


I pick up H31MD4LLR and smash the Sandwich to death with it, healing it up.





Originally posted on 2017-11-08 01:49:00