I +1 JOE
10/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver
1/15 for The Final Hour

10/10 expended for Frozen in Black and Silver.
The silver mist suddenly filters through the air, drifting across every thing and one. It feels, comforting somehow. You just want to go to sleep in the cool, soft tranquility. And so darkness falls across everyone's minds.
Images of silver edged in black flash through everyone's thoughts, and everyone awakes with a start to find that the silver mist all fell into the ravine, and has somehow solidified, creating a solid footing to stand on.

Originally posted on 2017-10-21 01:43:00

3 posts doesn't really feel like enough to get things going properly, sadly, so I'll give it another day so people can get their posts in.

Originally posted on 2017-10-21 14:10:00

(2 +2} 4/?? something or other
+Piopo +Jobboe


Hey, I wasn't trying to make a haiku.
I guess I could if you want though...


Anyways, fill in the ravine with a bucket of paint.
And no, H31MD4LL cannot attack the ravine, as he is a large, fridge-shaped nuclear mistake, and not a sentient entity with abilities other then to explode people really hard sometimes.
Or maybe he is sentient.
Who knows.



Originally posted on 2017-10-21 14:37:00

18/23 sandwiches. +piop+tog
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
oops, i didn't see the 3d page.
looks like I won't have enough time to make everyone sandwiches.
well, for now, I make a sandwich with raisinbread and raspberry jam, as well as one with a lot of pickles. MANY PICKLEs.
AlL TgE pICKLES.
I am the chef. its me.

Originally posted on 2017-10-22 13:00:00

(5} 5/?? something or other
+Piopo +Jobboe

I heal up H31MD4LL. how, you may ask?

Originally posted on 2017-10-22 13:39:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508511627))

I +1 TOG and emerald 9/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver The passing bush speaks up from its embers and suggests that maybe PC stands for Personal Computer. In an unrelated freak accident a convoy of Mac delivery trucks falls into the ravine.

cO: actually hold up i remember what it means
cO: it means pro chill

Cue the truck convoy. And a decent filling in the ravine. Like... 6% or so.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508541078))

15/21 sandwiches. +like 6? +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow I make another sandwich. this one is tastier. by magic.

cO: sandwiches arent cool anymore the new tf2 update added a banana

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508546588))

I +1 JOE 10/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver 1/15 for The Final Hour 10/10 expended for Frozen in Black and Silver. The silver mist suddenly filters through the air, drifting across every thing and one. It feels, comforting somehow. You just want to go to sleep in the cool, soft tranquility. And so darkness falls across everyone's minds. Images of silver edged in black flash through everyone's thoughts, and everyone awakes with a start to find that the silver mist all fell into the ravine, and has somehow solidified, creating a solid footing to stand on.

cO: where did all this foggy stuff come from
cO: truly tis a mistery

Now, mist wouldn't normally be very good for bridging a gap. It's too airy and all that. But since this is a charge, and since this is a chill atmosphere, we'll ignore that detail and just say it done did good kid. Really good. Noice, even. Like... 16% filling level. Granted, I have no clue how to put a power on charges, but I think that's a fairly worthy chunk, right? Maybe.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508593051))

(2 +2} 4/?? something or other +Piopo +Jobboe Hey, I wasn't trying to make a haiku. I guess I could if you want though... Anyways, fill in the ravine with a bucket of paint. And no, H31MD4LL cannot attack the ravine, as he is a large, fridge-shaped nuclear mistake, and not a sentient entity with abilities other then to explode people really hard sometimes. Or maybe he is sentient. Who knows. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: that statipedia is making it kinda annoying to scroll through dops

Paint. Uh... 4% filling.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508673606))

18/23 sandwiches. +piop+tog +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow oops, i didn't see the 3d page. looks like I won't have enough time to make everyone sandwiches. well, for now, I make a sandwich with raisinbread and raspberry jam, as well as one with a lot of pickles. MANY PICKLEs. AlL TgE pICKLES. I am the chef. its me.

cO: my sandvich brings all the meds to the yard
cO: and theyre like its better than yours
cO: darn right its better than yours
cO: i could teach you but i have to charge
cO: demoman scream

Chillmodder proceeds to run a short distance, then falls into the ravine. There is silence for a moment. He reappears a moment later at the side.

cO: that was not a smart idea

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508675989))

(5} 5/?? something or other +Piopo +Jobboe I heal up H31MD4LL. how, you may ask?

cO: good question how

The ambiguity seems to have sapped the strength of the heal a fair bit... 1 health is all ye get. That amount of healing was probably disappointing.

---

cO: hmm

Chillmodder is doing a consider. Nightmare, meanwhile, is filling in the ravine, as per usual. And by a fairly decent amount, too. This time, it only seems to be 5%, admittedly.

cO: spooky horse would you stop that

Chillmodder proceeds to flash a light on the Nightmare. It screeches, and shakes as the force of 10 damage runs through it. Good thing it had that 1 more health, huh. He also notes that the ravine is holding fairly well, but that he should get something ready for when it falls. Or, well, rises, given that it's a hole.

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
Nightmare: 1/16 hp
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 22/28 hp, one shot

PC
Poorly Justified Ravine: 51% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-22 14:38:00

(6 +3} 9/?? something or other

+Jobboe +piopo


I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, using a fresh coat of paint. It makes sense, trust me.




Originally posted on 2017-10-22 18:15:00

21/25 sandwiches. +2 tog
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
shush chillmodder, my sandwiches are tasty.
I begin to make a 26 layer sandwich that is over 1 meter long, and full of many tasty things including a strange variety of bacon which is purple with pink spots, tastes like tree bark, and enhances the taste of anything food it is or has recently been in contact with, as long as its going to be eaten soon. when eaten with something else, it takes on that things flavour, so its not like its bad or anything.

Originally posted on 2017-10-22 22:07:00

(10} 10/?? other or something

+Jobboe +piopo


I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, by hitting it with an equally nuclear wrench.




Originally posted on 2017-10-22 23:36:00

23/25 sandwiches. +1 tog
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
I finish the sandwich, make sure none of the tastes clash, and
prepare to probably eat it, since people always ignore my foods.

Originally posted on 2017-10-23 11:18:00

Just putting off the update for today to check on the pobyo situation. Who knows, he might turn up. Just in case he does, I'm leaving the turn open for a bit longer.

...Yanno what, y'all have permission to post a third time for this turn. Compensation for my awful form in GMing.

Originally posted on 2017-10-23 15:42:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
9/15 for The Final Hour

The bush returns from purgatory and falls screaming from the sky into the ravine, where it explodes, causing loose rocks on the sides to fall in and fill it up some more.

Originally posted on 2017-10-23 17:01:00

25/25 sandwiches. +1 piono the popo
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
Sandwiches [ the charge] finishes right when I start to eat my sandwich which, as per usual, nobody's bothered to eat or acknowledge,
(or activates anyway) and, if anyone else ate the sandwich and i missed it, gives them a free 10 charges, then gives me the ability to enter the dream world when the chillmodder is forced there via the tea. [this is hidden from the chillmodder)
if nobody else ate without me noticing, then first it gives me the ability mentioned above( which is still hidden from chill, as is the knowledge of anything being hidden from him, etc), then summons sandwich-man, with half the HP he'd have, no attack, he regens all his HP -1 each round, and every 4 turns makes a sandwich which empowers the eater and, if he eats it without anyone else trying, increases his HP, MHP, and regen.

Originally posted on 2017-10-23 22:27:00

(11} 11/?? other or something

+Jobboe +piopo


I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, using one of Joe's sandwiches



Originally posted on 2017-10-24 12:09:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508692542))

(6 +3} 9/?? something or other +Jobboe +piopo I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, using a fresh coat of paint. It makes sense, trust me. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: thats something at least

+2 health. It's an improvement, at least.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508706442))

21/25 sandwiches. +2 tog +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow shush chillmodder, my sandwiches are tasty. I begin to make a 26 layer sandwich that is over 1 meter long, and full of many tasty things including a strange variety of bacon which is purple with pink spots, tastes like tree bark, and enhances the taste of anything food it is or has recently been in contact with, as long as its going to be eaten soon. when eaten with something else, it takes on that things flavour, so its not like its bad or anything.

cO: careful with the sandwich making youll attract pootis birds

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508711799))

(10} 10/?? other or something +Jobboe +piopo I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, by hitting it with an equally nuclear wrench. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: a nuclear wrench sounds less like a tool and more like a way to bludgeon someone to death
cO: or a nuclear bomb thing idk

There's a cacophonic noise as the nuclear wrench makes impact. And a giant nuclear fireball. You know, despite lack of detonator or priming device or anything. When the smoke and everything fades... H31MD4LL appears to have healed 2.5 health and been Radiated. Weird.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508753933))

23/25 sandwiches. +1 tog +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow I finish the sandwich, make sure none of the tastes clash, and prepare to probably eat it, since people always ignore my foods.

cO: mkay sandwich
cO: wait pobyos post is meant to show up here but the multiquote broke ah well ill do it manually

cO:

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508774471))

I +1 JOE and TOG 9/15 for The Final Hour The bush returns from purgatory and falls screaming from the sky into the ravine, where it explodes, causing loose rocks on the sides to fall in and fill it up some more.

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cO: there just ignore the fact that i kind of said it maybe idk
cO: in before the post turns into an atrocity due to me saying it out loud

Normally, an explosion would clear out a ravine. Since this is redistributing mass from the top and sticking it to the bottom, it somehow doesn't clear it out, and so there's now 4.5% more filling.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508794022))

25/25 sandwiches. +1 piono the popo +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow Sandwiches [ the charge] finishes right when I start to eat my sandwich which, as per usual, nobody's bothered to eat or acknowledge, (or activates anyway) and, if anyone else ate the sandwich and i missed it, gives them a free 10 charges, then gives me the ability to enter the dream world when the chillmodder is forced there via the tea. [this is hidden from the chillmodder) if nobody else ate without me noticing, then first it gives me the ability mentioned above( which is still hidden from chill, as is the knowledge of anything being hidden from him, etc), then summons sandwich-man, with half the HP he'd have, no attack, he regens all his HP -1 each round, and every 4 turns makes a sandwich which empowers the eater and, if he eats it without anyone else trying, increases his HP, MHP, and regen.

cO: who even is sandwich man
cO: i dont get it

If I'm reading this correctly, then... sandwich man summoned, I suppose.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508843366))

(11} 11/?? other or something +Jobboe +piopo I heal up H31MD4LL some more. this time, using one of Joe's sandwiches statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: you really like healing the asgard gatekeeper guy thing dont you

+1.5 health restored. Coincidentally, this puts him on max health.

---

cO: you know how earlier i mentioned pootis bird
cO: well here they come

The sound of flapping can be heard in the air... During the distraction, Nightmare tries to fill in the ravine some more, but only gets a tiny percent of it done before being sniped in the head by a very literal peashooter shot from the Chillmodder.

cO: rip dark horse

...He then proceeds to hurl what appears to be a rocket across the ravine, causing it to slam into H31MD4LL for an astounding 15 damage in a single shot!

cO: wow nerf the direct hit much volvo plz
cO: but seriously what is that guy even doing right now aside from being healed

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
Nightmare: 1/16 hp
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 13/28 hp, one shot (Radiated!)
Sandwich Man: 22/22 hp, apparently very heal-based or something

PC
Pootis Bird Vanguard: 12/12 hp
Pootis Bird Scout: 9/9 hp
Poorly Justified Ravine: 57% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-24 14:25:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
12/15 for The Final Hour

A passing chef takes the pootis bird scout and cooks it up in a stew.

Originally posted on 2017-10-24 17:20:00

2/10 new stuff.
+1 tog+1piono
yeah, but sandwich man should have ~11 HP i think, a 4 turn special, and most of my charge went to giving me that other buff mentioned before (unless that was way easier to do in which case i guess sandwich man should be that way?
I move on to the new craze: ice cream!
first, I'm going to need to buy an ice cream making machine, so I get a job

Originally posted on 2017-10-24 21:25:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
14/15 for The Final Hour

In preperation for The Final Hour, I set up a grandfather clock. It's just a clock. It doesn't do anything special, it's just a clock with a health bar.
Well, presumably it WILL do something special next round. but right now its just for decoration.

Originally posted on 2017-10-24 21:36:00

(12 +4} 16/16 M3N5H3N

I Summon a M3N5H3N, a giant sentient door that alternates between [Closed] and [Ajar]. It can only be attacked while closed, but who it's bodyguarding can only be attacked while open.
I set it to bodyguard H31MD4LL

+Jobboe +piopo


H31MD4LL IS... waiting to be useful, ok? It's one giant attack, and I want to keep him around until it can be used properly.
Meanwhile, I infect him with nanites that will hopefully heal him over time. New status effect?
Also, he was designed specifically to survive nuclear damage, thus the whole fridge thing. He is a *Nuclear shotgun* turret, after all.



Originally posted on 2017-10-24 22:19:00

5/13 new stuff. +tog+piono
+1 tog+1piono
I start working on my job.

Originally posted on 2017-10-25 11:19:00