I +1 TOG and JOE again.

3/5 for In Dream.

A foot with an eyeball attached to it falls from the sky. Oh no! It's Hoppy the Eyeball's nemesis, Viewer the Foot. The two will duke it out in the ultimate eye/foot based combat showdown of all time.

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 03:44:00

2/10 sandwiches. + piopopo
I start making a sandwich. first, i need the most exquisite breads, which i spend my action acquiring.

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 11:31:00

(5} 5/10 WOOP WOOP
yeah, that was entirely necessairy
+1 Piopo!

I pick up a conveniently placed NUCLEAR SHOTGUN and blast giant rods of Fridganium out of the large, Fridge-shaped cannon.
Hoppy dies.
or maybe not, but it definitely hurts.

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 12:15:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508167013))

3/3 for Twilgiht Techno 1/5 for In Dream. I +1 TOG, emerald and JOE. A disembodied voice points out that absolutely everything doing the same amount of damage is lame, and there should be SOME variation, even if everything is in player HP, peoploe should be capable of doing more or less damage with better or worse attacks. That being said, 3/3 EXPENDED for Twilight Techno. The clock rewinds several hours to the twilight of the day before the clock struck midnight abruptly. The Chillmodder's neighbor is throwing a massive party, playing techno music way too loud and just generally being obnoxious. For some reason this empowers all the players, and makes JOE's tea taste better. Player attack power temporarily boosted!

cO: well youre not wrong it is kinda lame but an argument could be made for both sides
cO: everything dealing varying amounts of damage based on how much better or worse they are opens up variety at the cost of having to call into question whats good and whats bad and can also be influenced by outside factors like the gm having different standards or an unfair unintentional bias
cO: everything dealing standard damage values with maybe some exceptions for notability helps maintain consistency and ensures fair play at the cost of making it kinda boring to watch the same numbers keep popping up as damage values over and over and things generally get kinda predictable like comp tf2
cO: okay you know what im putting a vote on this

Chillmodder stands up, constructs what appears to be a voting booth in the middle of nowhere, then sits back down again. At the same time, he takes note of the attack damage buff...

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508186823))

action: I point out that the chillmodder drank my mango tea, so clearly he does drink things. this reveals part of his statement as a lie, and thus all of it. 7/5 iced tea 5.0 +1 piono +1 piono a while ago that i missed Iced tea, my magnum opus. the many teas I made 2 rounds ago empower their drinkers... which is only emerald. drat. guess that doesn't happen. then piono makes the teas taste better. this, combined with the 2-charge overcharge on my charge, has the unpredictable effect of forcing a randomly chosen being from a certain pool that does not contain, for example, emerald, my self, etc to drink my tea, because of logic. the roll landed on the chillmodder. the chillmodder is forced to drink the hops tea... if my above action didn't work, since they coincided. now, the tea is not poisoned, of course. eyeball... thing made sure of that. but, not being poisoned does not preclude side effects. is melatonin a poison? thats something your body creates. its unclear and fuzzy. hops is a natural sedative, used in making beer. when drunk, it eases the drinker into a deep, restful sleep. the amount of hops in the tea isn't enough to force the chillmodder to sleep, but eventually, he'll have to go to sleep, sending him into the land of dreams. probably in 10 turns if he keeps lazing around, around 30 if hes somewhat active but not much, and 18 turns if he's extremely active.

cO: uh
cO: pretty sure part of a statement being a lie making the rest of it count as a lie is some sort of fallacy somewhere but idk

Cricket noises.

cO: also you kinda just tried to use a charged attack on a godmodder did nobody teach you that those things dont really
cO: ...
cO: wait no the whole point was to not have this version be like the other serious titles okay ill bite

He proceeds to pour tea on his face. It's really unclear what that's going to accomplish now. Probably something, at least... eventually.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508196957))

(4} 4/13 WOOP WOOP +1 Piopo! man, this is just like the start of DLE this is not a good sign... this, however, is: I grab the signpost from before and prove it's value by stabbing it into Hoppy. Repetitiveness is likely to make this less effective, but the wood makes the burning burn more so that's good. other then that, might wanna make rules for +ing?

cO: yes henlo plus rules will be added in a future patch or something

The Curse of Repetition seems to be weaker here. It hasn't got enough power to influence the sign yet... Hoppy proceeds to ignite in flames, and sustain a minor beating in the process. The buffed damage makes this into 3 damage from the beatdown.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508208278))

I +1 TOG and JOE again. 3/5 for In Dream. A foot with an eyeball attached to it falls from the sky. Oh no! It's Hoppy the Eyeball's nemesis, Viewer the Foot. The two will duke it out in the ultimate eye/foot based combat showdown of all time.

cO: wait my popcorn isnt ready

The eyeball/feet hybrid beings proceed to ignore the chillmodder's too-subtle request to not fight yet. Don't expect too much from the foot, though.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508236304))

2/10 sandwiches. + piopopo I start making a sandwich. first, i need the most exquisite breads, which i spend my action acquiring.

cO: good for you

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508238930))

(5} 5/10 WOOP WOOP yeah, that was entirely necessairy +1 Piopo! I pick up a conveniently placed NUCLEAR SHOTGUN and blast giant rods of Fridganium out of the large, Fridge-shaped cannon. Hoppy dies. or maybe not, but it definitely hurts.

cO: ah the good old nuclear shotgun known for its convenience
cO: a staple of mass annihilation and home defense

Damage variance hasn't been enabled yet! Hoppy still takes 3 damage from the buff, underwhelmingly... but, to compensate, he appears to have been irradiated.

---

VOTE CALLED - Do you, the players, wish for Order or Chaos in the damage variable? Don't worry about the ominous names, that's for flavor.
Order: 0 votes so far
Chaos: 0 votes so far

Viewer has chosen a target. The foot proceeds to glow with a plasmatic aura, then Viewer jumps and kicks Hoppy in the... iris. Ow. Granted, that only did, like... 1 damage. Instasummons aren't too strong, it seems.

Hoppy frowns for a few seconds, then concentrates before blasting Viewer in the attached eyeball. That seems to have stung. It's a 3-damage hit. Hoppy also burns, and feels the pain of nuclear radiation.

The Chillmodder doesn't want to do anything. He seems unaware that Hoppy's diverted focus has left him with one less line of defense to fall back on. Freaking idiot.

cO: oi thats not very nice even if you did striketext it
cO: now i wanna know what that text to the left says for some reason i cant read it and it feel like its more insults

At any rate, he's aware that Hoppy is on his last... erm... toes. There's an ominous feeling in the air. The strange feeling, as if at any moment, one might be left vulnerable...

---

Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
Viewer the Foot: 2/5 hp

PC
Hoppy the Eyeball: 4/25 hp (Hot Flames - losing 2hp per turn) (Radiated - losing 1hp per turn)
Chillmodder: 49/50 (preparing something)

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 14:04:00

5/5 for In Dream
1/10 for Frozen In Black And Silver
+1 to TOG and JOE

A passing bush votes for chaos in the damage variation.
It also votes for vulnerability to not be a thing yet, because, and this is a quote: "I think PaS is the only game to have pulled that off with anything resembling fairness in the early game."

5/5 expended for In Dream
The Chillmodder finds himself drifting off to sleep in the wake of JOEbob's charged action, and his dreams are not pleasant. He's being scratched at by something he can't find. He can't fight. An invisible enemy that his godmodding powers don't seem to do anything against.
And then he wakes up, and suddenly realizes he's been followed into reality by the Nightmare.
Nightmare summoned, although since it's not in the dream anymore it's no longer immune to godmodding.

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 16:17:00

4/12 sandwiches. + piopopo
+1 tog
no, its only supposed to put him to sleep in the distant future!
having obtained exquisite breads, I make go on a quest to obtain many raw materials, including 25 bacon strip- burp- i mean, 10 bacon strips, 3 cabbages, seven cheese stix, 87 types of fruit, and a whole bunch of other things. samiches!

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 21:35:00

(6 +2 Pionono} 8/10 WOOP WOOP

+Piopo! +Jobboe


Using the powers of [SCIENCE] and [UTTER BS], I combine [1] stack of [Burning] [debuff] and [1] stack of [Radiated] [debuff] into [1] stack of [Radiation Burn], a status effect more powerful then either [Burning] or [Radiated] combined! Then, because though Hoppy should still be burning, he is no longer radiated, I shoot him again with the Nuclear Shotgun!

I then realize that... that's not how the nuclear shotgun works at all. The fact that the target was radiated instead of exploded means that there is a design flaw in the cannon
and that's very worrying



Originally posted on 2017-10-17 21:46:00

I +1 TOG and JOE
2/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver

The passing bush bursts into flames and runs kami-kaze style straight into the Chillmodder before exploding violently. As this is the exact opposite of "chill", it acts like a polar opposite reaction and the bush and chillmodder mutually annihilate each other.

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 21:46:00

(9} 9/10 WOOP WOOP

+Piopo! +Jobboe

Suddenly, for no apparent reason, [957] copies of the script for the movie Chaos burst out of a nearby volcano. The sign is obvious for anyone with a brain.


Using MORE [SCIENCE] and [UTTER BS], I attempt to rewrite the effects of the [Radiated] debuff:
-[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do!
Can be stacked to increase chance.

I also change [Radiation Burn] to have the affects [Radiated] previously had.




Originally posted on 2017-10-17 22:09:00

8/15 sandwiches. + piopopo+2togo
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
I make the first of many sandwiches, this one is for piono. it contains some bacon, a bit of mayo, some salt, a pinch of oregano for the pourposes of making it worth eating (oreganoisajokeaboutthymedon'tworryaboutit), and half a pickle(which has been sliced into many thin... slices... which have been spread around.

Originally posted on 2017-10-18 11:23:00

Apologies for the lack of update today. I've been up for a few too many hours to think I'll be able to get a reasonable-quality update put together. It hurts every time I blink, let alone try to think. I'll try to get something done tomorrow at the same time as usual.

Originally posted on 2017-10-18 15:11:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508253459))

5/5 for In Dream 1/10 for Frozen In Black And Silver +1 to TOG and JOE A passing bush votes for chaos in the damage variation. It also votes for vulnerability to not be a thing yet, because, and this is a quote: "I think PaS is the only game to have pulled that off with anything resembling fairness in the early game." 5/5 expended for In Dream The Chillmodder finds himself drifting off to sleep in the wake of JOEbob's charged action, and his dreams are not pleasant. He's being scratched at by something he can't find. He can't fight. An invisible enemy that his godmodding powers don't seem to do anything against. And then he wakes up, and suddenly realizes he's been followed into reality by the Nightmare. Nightmare summoned, although since it's not in the dream anymore it's no longer immune to godmodding.

cO: hold up was that what it was supposed to do
cO: i only read the part where it takes effect way later and so none of that should really happen

The power of the charge fizzles slightly as the impossibility of what happened... And yet, the Chillmodder's apathy seems to have stopped him from stamping the result out completely. Nightmare has appeared.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508272548))

4/12 sandwiches. + piopopo +1 tog no, its only supposed  to put him to sleep in the distant future! having obtained exquisite breads, I make go on a quest to obtain many raw materials, including 25 bacon strip- burp- i mean, 10 bacon strips, 3 cabbages, seven cheese stix, 87 types of fruit, and a whole bunch of other things. samiches!

cO: see

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508273171))

(6 +2 Pionono} 8/10 WOOP WOOP +Piopo! +Jobboe Using the powers of [SCIENCE] and [UTTER BS], I combine [1] stack of [Burning] [debuff] and [1] stack of [Radiated] [debuff] into [1] stack of [Radiation Burn], a status effect more powerful then either [Burning] or [Radiated] combined! Then, because though Hoppy should still be burning, he is no longer radiated, I shoot him again with the Nuclear Shotgun! I then realize that... that's not how the nuclear shotgun works at all. The fact that the target was radiated instead of exploded means that there is a design flaw in the cannon and that's very worrying stats effects discovered -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] deals [1] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] ??? Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: i regret letting status effects be a thing theyre gonna be a pain to keep track of

Bearing in mind how low on health Hoppy was at the start of this round, the impact damage seems to have left him on death's door. Just a bit more damage to go...

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508273214))

I +1 TOG and JOE 2/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver The passing bush bursts into flames and runs kami-kaze style straight into the Chillmodder before exploding violently. As this is the exact opposite of "chill", it acts like a polar opposite reaction and the bush and chillmodder mutually annihilate each other.

cO: help what does mutually mean i didnt study for england test

The Chillmodder... apparently uses lack of knowledge to keep the attack off of him? And a copious amount of godmodding energy, too. And an ice wall in the style of Mei's one. Still, that ice and fire watered his lawn, at least, so that's one less boring mundane thing to do.

cO: wait do i even have mei powers
cO: wait mei doesnt even have mei powers she does her things with a gun
cO: cp_wellthen

There's a shaking sound. Apparently, he took damage despite godmodding the attack away anyway? This is what apathy does to you, children. You get powerful, then you get bored, then you get really sloppy when it comes time to apply your power.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508274573))

(9} 9/10 WOOP WOOP +Piopo! +Jobboe Suddenly, for no apparent reason, [957] copies of the script for the movie Chaos burst out of a nearby volcano. The sign is obvious for anyone with a brain. Using MORE [SCIENCE] and [UTTER BS], I attempt to rewrite the effects of the [Radiated] debuff: -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. I also change [Radiation Burn] to have the affects [Radiated] previously had. stats effects discovered -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] deals [1] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] ??? Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: yes hello it is i godmodder guy please stop rewriting things to do things that they dont do
cO: thats part of my quote unquote job
cO: i dont get paid for this since im not signed up to a godmodding inc employment or whatever its called

He watches the explosion of the volcano.

cO: i dont get that either

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508322185))

8/15 sandwiches. + piopopo+2togo +1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow I make the first of many sandwiches, this one is for piono. it contains some bacon, a bit of mayo, some salt, a pinch of oregano for the pourposes of making it worth eating (oreganoisajokeaboutthymedon'tworryaboutit), and half a pickle(which has been sliced into many thin... slices... which have been spread around.

cO: sandvich

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cO: how come pobyo was the only one to vote on the votey thing
cO: do i have to put that in the main thread box place to get people to notice it

There's a pause.

cO: oh whatever we have decimal health now boys
cO: and not-boys
cO: i mean there doesnt look like theres many not-boys around

In the background, Viewer violently ends up kicking Hoppy to death amidst the nuclear and regular flames.

cO: and theres one less not-not-boy around thats for sure

Beat.

cO: uh i dont wanna take damage too much early on so uh hmm
cO: random ravine of stupid justification go

The ground between the Chillmodder and pretty much everything else proceeds to split open. There doesn't seem to be anything down there, but it's making getting to him a bit harder than it really needs to be.

cO: there
cO: also i dont like this foot its looking at me funny

...A paper plane, thrown by the Chillmodder, drifts lazily across the ravine and pokes Viewer in the foot. He proceeds to fall over sideways and disappear into white smoke. Weird.

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
Viewer the Foot: 0/5 hp (Dead - is dead)
Nightmare: 16/16 hp

PC
Hoppy the Eyeball: 0/25 hp (Dead - is dead)
Poorly Justified Ravine: 0% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-19 14:26:00

I +1 TOG and JOE
5/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver

A random avalanch somewhere in the world happens.
That somewhere happens to be right here, and all the snow that rolls down the slope rolls right into the ravine, filling it in somewhat.

Also, I didn't vote on the poll. The passing bush did. There's a difference.
I'm not doing anything here, I'd feel bad if I attacked you. You're too chill to just randomly beat up.

Originally posted on 2017-10-19 16:32:00

(10 +3} 13/13
huh
I guess the four thirteen joke was accurate?
Accuracy is for wusses though. Who needs accuracy when you can just destroy anything and everything at once!
*segue!*
Suddenly, also from the volcano that had previously voted for CHAOS damage wise comes a large helicopter. Larger then the volcano itself, bizarrely enough. Even more bizarre, however, is the large fridge-shaped Sentry gun(?) that it drops on the battlefield before violently exploding.

H31MD4LL: Nuclear Sentinel summoned.


+Piopo! +Jobboe


Sorry CM, but if all these stats cause you pain, then it's my job to make more of them.
[statipedia updated]




Originally posted on 2017-10-19 21:51:00

I +1 TOG and JOE
7/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver

A social justification warrior comes along and uses the powers of social justification to justify the ravine. Which somehow fills it in.

A dog comes along and eats the sandwich that was made for me. Because I don't actually exist in this realm.

Originally posted on 2017-10-19 22:35:00

I realize I’ve grown accustomed to Discord reminding when things update, and give the Eyeball a contact. This somehow results in the Eyeball trying to put it in and repeatedly poking itself in the eye

Originally posted on 2017-10-20 01:23:00

1/?? something or other
+Piopo +Emrald


I punch the ravine
in the part that isn't a hole
by first filling it in slightly.



Originally posted on 2017-10-20 12:03:00

I am a forgetful dingus. Blame the pre-revert Righteous Bison. I have a strange genuine specialized killstreak one now. It is bloody hard to get kills with.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508427161))

I +1 TOG and JOE 5/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver A random avalanch somewhere in the world happens. That somewhere happens to be right here, and all the snow that rolls down the slope rolls right into the ravine, filling it in somewhat. Also, I didn't vote on the poll. The passing bush did. There's a difference. I'm not doing anything here, I'd feel bad if I attacked you. You're too chill to just randomly beat up.

cO: mechanically speaking its sort of awkward to figure out how to make it so someone can do things here while not being here
cO: so uh you know

Chillmodder just watches the inexplicable snow avalanche roll into the ravine. He briefly considers nitpicking the spelling, but then shrugs since his voice isn't great in that department either. There seems to be about a 7% filling now.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508446315))

(10 +3} 13/13 huh I guess the four thirteen joke was accurate? Accuracy is for wusses though. Who needs accuracy when you can just destroy anything and everything at once! *segue!* Suddenly, also from the volcano that had previously voted for CHAOS damage wise comes a large helicopter. Larger then the volcano itself, bizarrely enough. Even more bizarre, however, is the large fridge-shaped Sentry gun(?) that it drops on the battlefield before violently exploding. H31MD4LL: Nuclear Sentinel summoned. stats HP: high enough special: Single target attack. High dmg, but can only be used once. Cannot attack normally. +Piopo! +Jobboe Sorry CM, but if all these stats cause you pain, then it's my job to make more of them. [statipedia updated] statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: hah that says heimdall i know things

There is now a H31MD4LL Sentinel present. Because summons.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508448912))

I +1 TOG and JOE 7/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver A social justification warrior comes along and uses the powers of social justification to justify the ravine. Which somehow fills it in. A dog comes along and eats the sandwich that was made for me. Because I don't actually exist in this realm.

cO: no my poor justification
cO: actually wait wouldnt sjws make things even more poorly justified or something
cO: haha unnecessary targeted burns

The ravine shakes as justification ambiguity shakes it! For stupidly justified reasons! Such as an earthquake. Still, that's getting some filling done, at least. 5%, specifically.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1508458992))

I realize I’ve grown accustomed to Discord reminding when things update, and give the Eyeball a contact. This somehow results in the Eyeball trying to put it in and repeatedly poking itself in the eye

cO: uh you know the eyeball is dead right

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508497437))

1/?? something or other +Piopo +Emrald I punch the ravine in the part that isn't a hole by first filling it in slightly. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated]

cO: ah yes the good old 5/8/8 haiku
cO: totally the legit way to do them

...Punching the ravine? Really? You're going to punch the giant whole- oh, just shush and take your 4% filling in.

---

cO: uh okay hmm those are entities and they might do something

Nightmare proceeds to prove the Chillmodder right by scaring the absolute hell out of the abyss. The absence of hell causes new people to move in down there, building intricate and elaborate homes that fill up about 4% of the ravine. H31MD4LL doesn't do anything yet, not because of summoning sickness, but because it isn't sure if it can get away with "attacking" the ravine.

cO: hmm i should get an entity up or something maybe

Chillmodder sits there and watches the filling in of a fair bit of the ravine. He then sits up, concentrates for a moment, and lazily hurls a bag of tea leaves across the ravine. There's a cracking sound as they smash against H31MD4LL, dealing a respectable burst of 7 damage, then bounce off and slap Nightmare for 5. A decent shot, considering the health of both entities.

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
Nightmare: 11/16 hp
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 21/28 hp, one shot

PC
cO: wait why is my faction called pc if ive already demonstrated not being entirely politically correct that doesnt make sense
Poorly Justified Ravine: 20% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-20 15:53:00

I +1 TOG and emerald
9/10 for Frozen in Black and Silver

The passing bush speaks up from its embers and suggests that maybe PC stands for Personal Computer.

In an unrelated freak accident a convoy of Mac delivery trucks falls into the ravine.

Originally posted on 2017-10-20 16:00:00

15/21 sandwiches. +like 6?
+1 tog+1pionoiguesscanwegive2Plussesornotidontknow
I make another sandwich. this one is tastier. by magic.

Originally posted on 2017-10-21 00:11:00