cO: good lord the gm is lazy
cO: why now of all the times

...Dunno, actually. Maybe it's the fact that the whole "new and cool" factor has worn off... or something.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1510064902))

I +1 JOE and TOG 7/25 for Forsaken Neon. I eat any attack-boosting foodstuffs JOEbob may have put out, and then pin a target to the pootis bird targetmaster, before shooting it in the face.

cO: a trend died here rip in pepe the froggeroni
cO: wait maybe it died last turn and i forgot

Boom. Face shooty. It are an deadness.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1510089119))

11/20 bread.+1 piono +1 TOG I thank piono for using my stuff, before cooking some toast. toasted bread tastes better then cold refrigerated bread, and is also full of warm raisins, yum. also sandwich man teamkills the sandwich to increase his MHP, and end-of-round regen.

cO: rip in pepe the froggeroni the sandwich

That is a dead sandwich. Also the sandwich man has more health now.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1510089948))

(15 +4} 19/20 Euclid Ahoy! +Piopo +Jobboe I take as many of the food buffs as are available and use them to heal up H31MD4LL and H31MD4LLR statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: well this is awkward

I, uh... admittedly have been a bit poor at keeping track of the food buffs. Well. Erm... 10 health to share between the twins, just this once, shall we say? Which would mean 5 for each.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1510091254))

I +1 JOE and TOG 10/25 for Forsaken Neon. I take the Bird Carrier and stuff it face first into the poorly explained ravine, attempting to, as some would say, kill two birds with one stone.

cO: you realize the big flying thing probably can just fly out of there right

And sure enough, the Bird Carrier flies on out. Although it did take 2 damage. And brush some rocks into the ravine on the way out, resulting in minor filling of 1.5%.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1510098954))

14/20 bread.+1 piono +1 TOG +tog + piopop woohoo, peple are using my stuff! I'm useful! I start working at a more frenzied pace, creating about 3 varietys of matza (bread without the yeast, tastes great, jewish thing I think) for people to eat. max per person is 2, so this action is sort-of split but favours the first to come.

cO: yes you have business all it took was a boss

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1510105768))

(15 +4} 20/20 Euclid Ahoy! Dr's log The year is 2020. Dark Universe Explorer Spectroscopic All Sky Cosmic Explorer Euclid was recently sent out to study dark energy and dark matter by accurately measuring the acceleration of the universe. However, the time, place and methods of measuring the galactic redshifts were kinda screwed over when Steven decided to stick a magical piece of alien technology on it "for science". What a moron. Anyways, the aliens picked up on our scans, and use high-level psionics to figure out what we were trying to do. They then proceeded to flip us the bird (or the alien equivalent, at least) by literally stealing or 1/2 a billion dollar ship and dropping a giant extraterrestrial symbol of hatred the size of Texas onto the moon. That sure sucked for a lot of people. Mostly my family, and many other not-protected-by-the-government families too. Oh, and Steven. WE completely slaughtered him for being such an imbecile. Anyways, turns out his soul went a possessed the big insult statue thing, and we have no idea where he went after that. Suddenly, through the powers of a raging soul and advanced alien technology and definitely not a 20 post charge (except, yeah), Dr.Steven '[numerous expletives redacted]' Thales is Summoned. He big, and he robot what kill people good. All Buffs/Debuffs are permenant +Piopo +Jobboe I pick up H31MD4LLR and smash the Sandwich to death with it, healing it up. statipedia -[Burning] deals [1] [fire] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Can be [stacked] for increased burn time and damage using flammable items. Known causes: flaming weaponry. -[Radiated] at the end of every [EOTB], the affected target has a [1%] chance to gain a [Mutation]. Who knows what that could do! Can be stacked to increase chance. Known causes: radioactive byproduct. -[Radiation Burn] does [?] [radiation] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: combining [1] stack of [Burning] and [1] stack of [Radiated] -[Nanomachines] heals [?] damage at the end of every [EOTB]. Known causes: nanite swarms

cO: um someone sniped the sandwich before you

Steven Thales has arrived. Cool and good.

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cO: okay now for the eotb

Not now. Kind of getting a light headache.

cO: are you kidding me

Hm... If I feel able, I'll update this before I go to bed. Otherwise, it's a wakedop. The first and hopefully last.

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 6.5/28 hp, one shot (Radiated!) (NANOMACHINES)
H31MD4LL, Nuclear Sentinel: 4.5/28 hp, one shot
M3N5H3N, the door: 12/40 hp, guarding H31MD4LL, closed (NANOMACHINES)
Ice Cream Sandwich Man: 23/24 hp, apparently very heal-based or something, chills attackers
Sandwich: 1/1 hp, can be teamkilled, grants a buff to the killer

PC
Bird Carrier: 90/90 hp (deployment dock: 50/50 hp, supplies reinforcements while alive)
Pootis Bird Ironwing: 0/24 hp (protecting the Targetmaster)
Pootis Bird Targetmaster: 4/4 hp (protected by- wait, where'd the shield go?) (resting)
Poorly Justified Ravine: 88.5% filled in (randomly interferes with attacks on the Chillmodder)
Chillmodder: 48/50

Originally posted on 2017-11-10 14:32:00

16/20 bread.+1 TOG
+tog + piopop
the way I've been acting, the food buffs all stack into a single food item until someone eats them, and if I have food-items when I use a charge I eat them. as such, in togs usefoodstuff post, there was only one post of foodstuff power.
I eat one of the matzot and make a lemon-bread thing with lots of blueberrys on the top of the bread.

Originally posted on 2017-11-11 21:11:00

(1 +4} 5/?? ?!??!?

+Piopo +Jobboe


I drown the """good""" doctor in NANOMACHINES, SON.




Originally posted on 2017-11-11 23:58:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
15/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I rip the deployment dock off of the bird carrier and stick it in the ravine to fill it up. The dock can't fly on its own, making this plan foolproof.

Originally posted on 2017-11-12 00:16:00

18/20 bread.+1 piopopo
+tog + piopop
I eat the lemonbread thing and begin to make a new magnum opus: the many-layer-raisin-blueberry-cranberry-raspberry-strawberry-banana-cocunut shaving- almond flower- gluten-free-wheat-bread.

Originally posted on 2017-11-12 13:18:00

I +1 JOE and TOG
18/25 for Forsaken Neon.

I hijack the bird carrier and crash it into the Chillmodder's house, which collapses into the ravine, filling it up more.

Originally posted on 2017-11-13 15:27:00

/null

welp
rip DTF- I MEAN DTC
I MEANT DTC
...
rip DTC, I guess

Originally posted on 2017-11-15 22:02:00

Walking out of the dark, my dark cloak fluttering in the blowing wind, I draw my adamantine spear, whirling it in my hands, I throw it with the force of a giant straight for the bird carrier

"EAT THIS!" My voice cried out, the awesomeness of my entry ruined by my voice cracking. "...well, need a hand?"

"I invoke the first Law: To protect the Helpless..." 1/10

I begin drawing out the parts to build a super-cannon 1/14

Originally posted on 2017-11-21 04:22:00

[moved to let new guy post again]

(6} 6/?? ?!??!?

+Piopo +Jobboe

how soon 'til H31MD4LLR reloads, again?

I attempt to get the BIRD CARRIER drunk with an insane amount of alcohol.




Originally posted on 2017-11-21 22:15:00

@ThatOtherGuy Thanks!

2/14 I begin to put together the outer shell.

2/10 My righteous will to protect begins to flow...

Steel/Flying type? I use Thunderbolt for a super-effective attack!

Originally posted on 2017-11-21 23:10:00