Yeah...
That doesn't make any sense.
I think I would've noticed.
You ever watched that old Earth movie?
But he didn't know until he held one of the Infinity Stones.
Which usually destroy anything that touches them from the sheer power they give off.
Rather like me.
Holy crap Engie.
Just how hard are you trying to convince her to try you.
If you had one chance at knowing something that you otherwise wouldn't.
How hard would you try?
You ever watched that old Earth movie?
But he didn't know until he held one of the Infinity Stones.
Which usually destroy anything that touches them from the sheer power they give off.
Rather like me.
Holy crap Engie.
Just how hard are you trying to convince her to try you.
If you had one chance at knowing something that you otherwise wouldn't.
How hard would you try?
Okay.
I'm going to stop you right there.
You seem to want me to risk my life.
Just for whatever motive you have.
To find out if I'm a "demigod".
I happen to value my life.
Far too much to do that.
I have too much to live for.
Too much money to make.
Why am I explaining myself to you?
Not happening.
Okay.
I'm going to stop you right there.
You seem to want me to risk my life.
Just for whatever motive you have.
To find out if I'm a "demigod".
I happen to value my life.
Far too much to do that.
I have too much to live for.
Too much money to make.
Why am I explaining myself to you?
Not happening.
Maybe if you gave Blue a motive she would agree.
I doubt I would.
Okay.
If you take me up on my offer.
I'll allow you to have all versions of anything from any part of what I have.
With the exception of the Control Core Tank since I sort of need that.
Anything else is fair game.
And no.
No ulterior motives involved.
Funny how you excluded the Control Core Tank from the list.
But not yourself.
Okay.
If you take me up on my offer.
I'll allow you to have all versions of anything from any part of what I have.
With the exception of the Control Core Tank since I sort of need that.
Anything else is fair game.
And no.
No ulterior motives involved.
Funny how you excluded the Control Core Tank from the list.
But not yourself.
...
Whoops.
Yeah, no.
My life is worth more.
Than anything you could give me.
Well, worth more to me, anyways.
I highly doubt you have no other motive.
...
Aren't you a really advanced AI?
How can you make a mistake like that
I'm now suspicious.
Say... Are...
Are you... Copying my typing style?
Yeah... I swear you typed in paragraphs earlier.
I'm getting creeped out.
And with what you were saying before this conversation...
No.
Just no.
Goodbye, engie.
I think you failed Engie.
You are really bad at this thing.
...
She'll be back.
Maybe knowing about the myriad ways the dead can come back to life.
Maybe not.
But she'll be back.
OMG, ENGIE!
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
YES. YES.
I'LL TRY THAT.
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO.
That was me pretending badly to be Blue. You're not telling her I did that. Not like she'll talk to you right now.
Good luck with whatever you're trying to do. Like I can't guess what it is. You'll need it, especially if I'm right.
OMG, ENGIE!
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
YES. YES.
I'LL TRY THAT.
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO.
That was me pretending badly to be Blue. You're not telling her I did that. Not like she'll talk to you right now.
Good luck with whatever you're trying to do. Like I can't guess what it is. You'll need it, especially if I'm right.
The transmission is still open both-ways.
She closed the message sender wrong.
You pretty much broadcasted that to her on live television.
Great job.
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I get that it is all a joke, but do you really have to ship something like that?! I mean, she is fused with my soul! If you are going to do something like that, make it... I do not know... Aha! Make it [REDACTED SO THAT I WILL NOT BE KILLED]xDragon. Why does Erelye have to fuse so magnificently with other names?! TOLKIEN!!!!!!!! *shakes fist in air*
If you want to know who [REDACTED] is, please, DO NOT ASK.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Hmm, I wouldn't mind knowing who redacted is.
Edit: Did you just edit your post to say do not ask? Or did I read it wrong?
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The transmission is still open both-ways.
She closed the message sender wrong.
You pretty much broadcasted that to her on live television.
Great job.
Goddamit.
Dammit!
I'm going to smash this window and kill you.
Where's my hammer?
I might be being melodramatic...
But I'm still going to hit you once.
At least.
I'll just have to pull the blinds over the fourth wall for a day or two to let her calm down. Nail a couple of wooden boards over it. Then call a window repairman and maybe hire an armed guard or two. Or I guess I could apologize...
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Yes, I changed my mind. Still, ask away. I want five votes before I say anything.
So, it appears as if I have become a threat to you all. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
((A sane Scientia Custodis is dangerous enough... You shall have to use the Chains of N'loup'rygupron on me if you wish to stop this. I am not permitted to say who shall forge them, nor whether they will be used. They shall be forged, however, and not by me. Trust in the Alchemiter, my friends. All I shall say of their abilities (besides the fact that N'loup'rygupron means Erelye's Bane in the Ancient Tongue.) is that it will be excruciatingly painful, and likely to split one's sight into halves, but also bring sanity, ironically.))
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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My attack plan (If Bill is still alive after this turn):
Bash Bill with everything I have, use my Silver Eye on Bill, Uber-Insanitize my Tubas, unleash ALL THE TUBA ATTACKS, Unleash my Voided Scepter, unleash the Origin's Staff, use my spells on Bill, and finally, enter Bill Cipher's mind using IT'S OWN HAT, STOPWATCH, WHEEL, AND CANE!
You ever watched that old Earth movie?
But he didn't know until he held one of the Infinity Stones.
Which usually destroy anything that touches them from the sheer power they give off.
Rather like me.
Holy crap Engie.
Just how hard are you trying to convince her to try you.
If you had one chance at knowing something that you otherwise wouldn't.
How hard would you try?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Okay.
I'm going to stop you right there.
You seem to want me to risk my life.
Just for whatever motive you have.
To find out if I'm a "demigod".
I happen to value my life.
Far too much to do that.
I have too much to live for.
Too much money to make.
Why am I explaining myself to you?
Not happening.
Maybe if you gave Blue a motive she would agree.
I doubt I would.
Okay.
If you take me up on my offer.
I'll allow you to have all versions of anything from any part of what I have.
With the exception of the Control Core Tank since I sort of need that.
Anything else is fair game.
And no.
No ulterior motives involved.
Funny how you excluded the Control Core Tank from the list.
But not yourself.
...
Whoops.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Yeah, no.
My life is worth more.
Than anything you could give me.
Well, worth more to me, anyways.
I highly doubt you have no other motive.
...
Aren't you a really advanced AI?
How can you make a mistake like that
I'm now suspicious.
Say... Are...
Are you... Copying my typing style?
Yeah... I swear you typed in paragraphs earlier.
I'm getting creeped out.
And with what you were saying before this conversation...
No.
Just no.
Goodbye, engie.
Oh no
I don't think he reads this thread.
Heh.
Goodbye, Blue.
...
I think you failed Engie.
You are really bad at this thing.
...
She'll be back.
Maybe knowing about the myriad ways the dead can come back to life.
Maybe not.
But she'll be back.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Oh no
...
OMG, ENGIE!
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
YES. YES.
I'LL TRY THAT.
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GO.
That was me pretending badly to be Blue. You're not telling her I did that. Not like she'll talk to you right now.
Good luck with whatever you're trying to do. Like I can't guess what it is. You'll need it, especially if I'm right.
The transmission is still open both-ways.
She closed the message sender wrong.
You pretty much broadcasted that to her on live television.
Great job.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
... You will pay.
If you want to know who [REDACTED] is, please, DO NOT ASK.
Edit: Did you just edit your post to say do not ask? Or did I read it wrong?
Goddamit.
Dammit!
I'm going to smash this window and kill you.
Where's my hammer?
I might be being melodramatic...
But I'm still going to hit you once.
At least.
I'll just have to pull the blinds over the fourth wall for a day or two to let her calm down. Nail a couple of wooden boards over it. Then call a window repairman and maybe hire an armed guard or two. Or I guess I could apologize...
Nah.
And compared to how you did, it was great.
So, it appears as if I have become a threat to you all. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
((A sane Scientia Custodis is dangerous enough... You shall have to use the Chains of N'loup'rygupron on me if you wish to stop this. I am not permitted to say who shall forge them, nor whether they will be used. They shall be forged, however, and not by me. Trust in the Alchemiter, my friends. All I shall say of their abilities (besides the fact that N'loup'rygupron means Erelye's Bane in the Ancient Tongue.) is that it will be excruciatingly painful, and likely to split one's sight into halves, but also bring sanity, ironically.))
Bash Bill with everything I have, use my Silver Eye on Bill, Uber-Insanitize my Tubas, unleash ALL THE TUBA ATTACKS, Unleash my Voided Scepter, unleash the Origin's Staff, use my spells on Bill, and finally, enter Bill Cipher's mind using IT'S OWN HAT, STOPWATCH, WHEEL, AND CANE!