What's this, piono? Attacking English? Don't you know he only has a few weaknesses? They are Scratch's Deudly Cueball Magnum, repaired Caledfwch, and his sister's wand/Equally Deudly Magnum. And maybe one or two undiscovered ones. But other than that, he's invincible. And I am almost certain you possess none of those weapons. If you suddenly decide that you do, I would have to rank you in my list of annoying Godmodders. Not that that's a bad thing in a thread where the villain godmods excessively. But anyway. Good luck with your little plan there.
What's this, piono? Attacking English? Don't you know he only has a few weaknesses? They are Scratch's Deudly Cueball Magnum, repaired Caledfwch, and his sister's wand/Equally Deudly Magnum. And maybe one or two undiscovered ones. But other than that, he's invincible. And I am almost certain you possess none of those weapons. If you suddenly decide that you do, I would have to rank you in my list of annoying Godmodders. Not that that's a bad thing in a thread where the villain godmods excessively. But anyway. Good luck with your little plan there.
You completely missed the point.
If Lord English is busy trying to get rid of me he can't keep the pionos from fore-knowledge cheating Doc Scratch.
It works just fine if I use myself as a distraction because I suffer no penalty for dying other than no longer being able to lose hit points or hold buffs for an extended period of time.
And I think I could take on Lord English given enough firepower, actually, I KNOW I could. But since the OP scale is in place, I can't.
Urgh, weird puzzle ****
Sorry guys, but my posts are going to be bigger for a while because I don't like being called stupid because I attempted to solve a puzzle someone else solved in an earlier post.
Anyway, I realized something, we're in trouble.
This Doc Scratch is more dangerous than Doc Scratch from Homestuck, and not just because he's the game master.
1: he's not arrogant here. We can't use that to our advantage.
2: He learns now. Instead of going berserk and taking offense when something goes off the rails, this version of Doc Scratch fixes it.
3: He's in charge, not Lord English, meaning that we have absolutely no way to know his motives.
And one other thing is really, really bad.
Doc Scratch isn't the final boss.
Lord English isn't the final boss.
Let that sink in for a second.
Yeah. If a particularly powerful first guardian as the game master AND a universe destroying omnicidal maniac that equates to being the game over screen are just minibosses or subbosses...
I'm slightly worried, and I think that thought might be one of the few things that would actually scare piono if he'd stop breaking things long enough to realize it.
Why is everyone trying to kill the boar? it's only a startled animal, it hasn't even attacked anyone!
I'm sure if you give it time to calm down, so you can have a sit down with it and chat, this whole situation can be resolved peacefully. :/
Why is everyone trying to kill the boar? it's only a startled animal, it hasn't even attacked anyone!
I'm sure if you give it time to calm down, so you can have a sit down with it and chat, this whole situation can be resolved peacefully. :/
You obviously aren't used to this game.
Anything and everything that is going to attack you will attack you unconditionally.
You might have had a chance to tame it (might) if it weren't for the fact that everyone else is used to needing to have a shoot first ask questions later policy to survive.
If you can get at a potentially friendly entity on your own then go for it.
And fseftr, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is incredibly similar to the Witching Hour event, and anyone that dies will wake up in the library. Possibly missing a few items, but I hope not.
Have you ever even tried to resolve conflict peacefully, or over a game of chess?
I'm sure the boar would agree with me on this matter when he/she calms down.
I've decided to respond to questions people have asked in this thread, in order to facilitate their understanding of all the wondrous and synchronized events taking place in this thing you call "DTG".
Urgh, weird puzzle ****
Sorry guys, but my posts are going to be bigger for a while because I don't like being called stupid because I attempted to solve a puzzle someone else solved in an earlier post.
Anyway, I realized something, we're in trouble.
This Doc Scratch is more dangerous than Doc Scratch from Homestuck, and not just because he's the game master.
1: he's not arrogant here. We can't use that to our advantage.
2: He learns now. Instead of going berserk and taking offense when something goes off the rails, this version of Doc Scratch fixes it.
3: He's in charge, not Lord English, meaning that we have absolutely no way to know his motives.
And one other thing is really, really bad.
Doc Scratch isn't the final boss.
Lord English isn't the final boss.
Let that sink in for a second.
Yeah. If a particularly powerful first guardian as the game master AND a universe destroying omnicidal maniac that equates to being the game over screen are just minibosses or subbosses...
I'm slightly worried, and I think that thought might be one of the few things that would actually scare piono if he'd stop breaking things long enough to realize it.
It seems that you correct, pionoplayer. Perhaps you are not as obtuse as I thought you were.
It is very interesting how I differ from the personality and interests of the "Alpha Scratch". It is also very interesting how I am not particularly cognizant of why these differences occur. They lie in the realm of the "dark spots" of my vision; I can't quite seem to make them clear, which, as you can imagine, is frustrating for a First Guardian.
I will discuss your first three points in sequential order.
1. I doubt that I was ever truly arrogant, even in the alpha timeline. However, this is just a guess, and given what a being's nature to being exposed to thousands of tons of knowledge is, (it goes to their head a bit) I wouldn't put it past me.
2. That said, I do seem to be very calm and collected. I've exhibited this behavior throughout this Invasion bar a few select circumstances, and I find I can understand the world better when I keep a level head. From what I've gathered of the true alpha timeline, I was slightly less inclined to diplomacy in very extreme situations.
However, now, I've learned that, if you, an omnipotent being, are presented with a problem or an error, the solution is to fix it as quickly and efficiently as possible. And, if you are an omnipotent being, that in and of itself should not present a challenge.
3. Oh, I wouldn't say I'm fully "in charge". But it really depends on how you define the term. Perhaps you should look back a few months, to a specific wall of text.
And I wouldn't say I'm not the "final boss" either, although again, you have to be specific on defining the word "final".
That will be declassified in due time. Should such a scenario ever happen, you'll find out then. If not, it will be found once proper Strife begins next turn.
Why is everyone trying to kill the boar? it's only a startled animal, it hasn't even attacked anyone!
I'm sure if you give it time to calm down, so you can have a sit down with it and chat, this whole situation can be resolved peacefully. :/
engie_ninja described the animal as "A very angry wild boar". Although this game suspends logic up to a certain point, and that point is fairly high, I think it's common sense that a wild animal whose intentions are to hurt you can't be reasoned with.
You obviously aren't used to this game.
Anything and everything that is going to attack you will attack you unconditionally.
You might have had a chance to tame it (might) if it weren't for the fact that everyone else is used to needing to have a shoot first ask questions later policy to survive.
If you can get at a potentially friendly entity on your own then go for it.
And fseftr, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is incredibly similar to the Witching Hour event, and anyone that dies will wake up in the library. Possibly missing a few items, but I hope not.
There is also this point. If there is something in front of you, and it is not specified to be on your side, that is to say, "[AG]", then there's an extremely high chance that it will hurt you, if given the chance.
As for your latter point, that looks to be the case. You'll have to see, however.
Have you ever even tried to resolve conflict peacefully, or over a game of chess?
I'm sure the boar would agree with me on this matter when he/she calms down.
I'm sure it wouldn't. Can you calm down an angry Wolf in Minecraft? What about an angry Zombie Pigman or an angry Enderman? For the latter two, the only solution is time, and that is something that is not on your side.
engie_ninja described the animal as "A very angry wild boar". Although this game suspends logic up to a certain point, and that point is fairly high, I think it's common sense that a wild animal whose intentions are to hurt you can't be reasoned with.
It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
BOARMINATOR.
It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
BOARMINATOR.
The Wild Boar's name will be changed to the Boarminator posthaste.
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It seems that Scratch was the only one who noticed my presence in this "game"... so, I'll just say, I finished my DTG reading marathon! I read all of the history of DTG. I don't know if anyone has ever accomplished this, so...
ACHIEVEMENT GET: READER
READ ALL OF DTG.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
It seems that Scratch was the only one who noticed my presence in this "game"... so, I'll just say, I finished my DTG reading marathon! I read all of the history of DTG. I don't know if anyone has ever accomplished this, so...
ACHIEVEMENT GET: READER
READ ALL OF DTG.
There have been at least four people to complete such a task.
1. Before his death, TwinBuilder read the entirety of DTG1 up to his entry in the game. He stated that the only reason for him making an account on this forum was to post on that game. Look where it's gotten him now...
2. ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft , who first posted near the end of DTG1, claimed to have done this task. TT2000 responded with initial skepticism, but with awe nonetheless.
3. Trewqs, a player who posted in Act One of this game, said that he did the same thing, more or less, that TwinBuilder did: He read everything up to his point and made an account to post.
4. And then, you.
And yes, I'll make an achievement for this:
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Everything's Possible Read the entirety of DTG and DTG2. Reward: +10 Godliness, +41 Charisma, +1 Gold Star
Feel proud. You got an entire GOLD STAR. Wear it. Be the hero.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Everything's Possible Read the entirety of DTG and DTG2. Reward: +10 Godliness, +41 Charisma, +1 Gold Star
Feel proud. You got an entire GOLD STAR. Wear it. Be the hero.
Yay! Also, about the 3 other people, for all we know, Trewqs, even though he posts every once in a while, hasn't read all of DTG 2.
Oh well, I'm not arguing with someone all-knowing, I'll take that gold star. Will you please add it to my inventory?
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Yay! Also, about the 3 other people, for all we know, Trewqs, even though he posts every once in a while, hasn't read all of DTG 2.
Oh well, I'm not arguing with someone all-knowing, I'll take that gold star. Will you please add it to my inventory?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Oh no
You completely missed the point.
If Lord English is busy trying to get rid of me he can't keep the pionos from fore-knowledge cheating Doc Scratch.
It works just fine if I use myself as a distraction because I suffer no penalty for dying other than no longer being able to lose hit points or hold buffs for an extended period of time.
And I think I could take on Lord English given enough firepower, actually, I KNOW I could. But since the OP scale is in place, I can't.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Com too weak to apply file for MANIAC text.
... Dang. Welp, I'll just talk normal. It's not like I need any.. special.... text........ (SOB)
edit: page 437, almost...
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Sorry guys, but my posts are going to be bigger for a while because I don't like being called stupid because I attempted to solve a puzzle someone else solved in an earlier post.
Anyway, I realized something, we're in trouble.
This Doc Scratch is more dangerous than Doc Scratch from Homestuck, and not just because he's the game master.
1: he's not arrogant here. We can't use that to our advantage.
2: He learns now. Instead of going berserk and taking offense when something goes off the rails, this version of Doc Scratch fixes it.
3: He's in charge, not Lord English, meaning that we have absolutely no way to know his motives.
And one other thing is really, really bad.
Doc Scratch isn't the final boss.
Lord English isn't the final boss.
Let that sink in for a second.
Yeah. If a particularly powerful first guardian as the game master AND a universe destroying omnicidal maniac that equates to being the game over screen are just minibosses or subbosses...
I'm slightly worried, and I think that thought might be one of the few things that would actually scare piono if he'd stop breaking things long enough to realize it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'm sure if you give it time to calm down, so you can have a sit down with it and chat, this whole situation can be resolved peacefully. :/
You obviously aren't used to this game.
Anything and everything that is going to attack you will attack you unconditionally.
You might have had a chance to tame it (might) if it weren't for the fact that everyone else is used to needing to have a shoot first ask questions later policy to survive.
If you can get at a potentially friendly entity on your own then go for it.
And fseftr, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is incredibly similar to the Witching Hour event, and anyone that dies will wake up in the library. Possibly missing a few items, but I hope not.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'm sure the boar would agree with me on this matter when he/she calms down.
It seems that you correct, pionoplayer. Perhaps you are not as obtuse as I thought you were.
It is very interesting how I differ from the personality and interests of the "Alpha Scratch". It is also very interesting how I am not particularly cognizant of why these differences occur. They lie in the realm of the "dark spots" of my vision; I can't quite seem to make them clear, which, as you can imagine, is frustrating for a First Guardian.
I will discuss your first three points in sequential order.
1. I doubt that I was ever truly arrogant, even in the alpha timeline. However, this is just a guess, and given what a being's nature to being exposed to thousands of tons of knowledge is, (it goes to their head a bit) I wouldn't put it past me.
2. That said, I do seem to be very calm and collected. I've exhibited this behavior throughout this Invasion bar a few select circumstances, and I find I can understand the world better when I keep a level head. From what I've gathered of the true alpha timeline, I was slightly less inclined to diplomacy in very extreme situations.
However, now, I've learned that, if you, an omnipotent being, are presented with a problem or an error, the solution is to fix it as quickly and efficiently as possible. And, if you are an omnipotent being, that in and of itself should not present a challenge.
3. Oh, I wouldn't say I'm fully "in charge". But it really depends on how you define the term. Perhaps you should look back a few months, to a specific wall of text.
And I wouldn't say I'm not the "final boss" either, although again, you have to be specific on defining the word "final".
That will be declassified in due time. Should such a scenario ever happen, you'll find out then. If not, it will be found once proper Strife begins next turn.
engie_ninja described the animal as "A very angry wild boar". Although this game suspends logic up to a certain point, and that point is fairly high, I think it's common sense that a wild animal whose intentions are to hurt you can't be reasoned with.
There is also this point. If there is something in front of you, and it is not specified to be on your side, that is to say, "[AG]", then there's an extremely high chance that it will hurt you, if given the chance.
As for your latter point, that looks to be the case. You'll have to see, however.
I'm sure it wouldn't. Can you calm down an angry Wolf in Minecraft? What about an angry Zombie Pigman or an angry Enderman? For the latter two, the only solution is time, and that is something that is not on your side.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Yes.
It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
BOARMINATOR.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Wild Boar's name will be changed to the Boarminator posthaste.
ACHIEVEMENT GET: READER
READ ALL OF DTG.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
There have been at least four people to complete such a task.
1. Before his death, TwinBuilder read the entirety of DTG1 up to his entry in the game. He stated that the only reason for him making an account on this forum was to post on that game. Look where it's gotten him now...
2. ChaotictornLuvsMinecraft , who first posted near the end of DTG1, claimed to have done this task. TT2000 responded with initial skepticism, but with awe nonetheless.
3. Trewqs, a player who posted in Act One of this game, said that he did the same thing, more or less, that TwinBuilder did: He read everything up to his point and made an account to post.
4. And then, you.
And yes, I'll make an achievement for this:
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Everything's Possible
Read the entirety of DTG and DTG2.
Reward: +10 Godliness, +41 Charisma, +1 Gold Star
Feel proud. You got an entire GOLD STAR. Wear it. Be the hero.
Yay! Also, about the 3 other people, for all we know, Trewqs, even though he posts every once in a while, hasn't read all of DTG 2.
Oh well, I'm not arguing with someone all-knowing, I'll take that gold star. Will you please add it to my inventory?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
MANIACMASTER INVENTORY:
+1 Gold Star