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@The Lord.

Yes, I am an interesting character, and no, I will not demean myself to work with someone as pitiful as you.
Yes, I wrote him like that. If I had known I would have to deal with him in real life I wouldn't have.

To Present Erelye: Where is Alternate Erelye?

To Darnalucus: Are you going to re-appear?

Hey Twin, I don't suppose Richard would host an AMA?

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Back on topic...The Lord, give me a backstory for you and Maniac.

I WAS IN A RUSH ()RIGINALLY. I'LL WRITE THIS IN N()RMAL TEXT.

Okay. Many Timelines ago, 3 years ago, Maniac was crowned king of the Nether. Using his powers, he teleported to Earth. In that timeline, the Human race didn't make it a 100k years! As such, it was very junglely. With many dangerous creatures. Maniac was outraged by this world.

He went to a recently formed timeline (or he went in a time machine, I'm not sure) and starte messing around with history. He taught Humans how to make tools, how to speak, how to build. He even created the first video game! However, he wasn't satisfied. He traveled to the other dimensions, under the guise of many people, to alter their histories.

The GODS OF PARADOXES were angry. In all other timelines, they made it so that he would never obtain his INTERDIMENSIONAL powers. Then, they created me. They created me to make sure Maniac didn't become a troublemaker. However, I grew fond of him. I made him general of the Enderman. We ruled the world together. Then, when we had captured Notch and Steve, he betrayed me. He freed them, and killed my dragon.

I had no choice. I had to kill him. I beat him, ripping off most of his skin, breaking bones, damaging organs. I then whispered in his ear his history, then threw him into the end portal. However, Notch and Steve saved him. They took him to a Witch Doctor, who brought him back to life. His injuries never healed, though, so he keeps on a cloak to hide the holes in his skin.

He then, through a number of things, became king of the Nether, and here we are now. I hope that cleared things up.

Blue would like to ask everyone hosting AMAs a question. I wonder what it is?

Would you like to buy some ships?

Should've expected that.

Alternate Erelye is likely dead. That, or he is being alchemized into an upgrade for a weapon. THE weapon.

I think I'll pop in sometime.

Anyways, yes. I originally though Terezi's quirk was annoying. That was before I spent three nights with no sleep reading Homestuck.

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Hey Twin, I don't suppose Richard would host an AMA?

GODMODDER: ...
GODMODDER: CALLING ALL NOOBS ON ALL PLANES OF EXISTENCE! I, THE ONE AND ONLY OMEGA+ GODMODDER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AM GOING TO DO AN AMA HERE, IN THE FORGE DATABASE, UNTIL SATURDAY NIGHT! ASK ME ANYTHING!
GODMODDER: Thanks for the idea.

Richard: What do you think of the Tubas, they even have your taglock! Also, how much does your job pay? And why would things in Minecraft, which don't need dental because they barely even have a mouth, want free dental?

And Twin, what about Bill Cipher?

To Blue...
I hate you right now, Everybody immediately began making obnoxious remarks and after Eric began cussing piono out in eldentongue I had to remove the entire thing. Dimentio will probably have large swaths of his text censored out for the rest of this particular AMA due to the fact that he is now in possession of the knowledge of a vast number of swear words not polite in ANY company.
Sorry...

@Richard:
Why in the world do you want everyone to rage quit.
And why are you so absolutely bad at doing so? You get upstaged by your own minions on a regular basis (Every terror or mech sweep you immediately fade to the background) and yet you still claim to be so important.
What significance do you actually have besides being the plot catalyst in some unknown and completely bizarre fashion?

H()W ARE Y()U S() TECHN()L()GICALLY ADVANCED, RICHARD PERSS()N?

Richard, I get that you're probably already filling your job quota and more with THE OPERATION, but why aren't you trying harder?
Also, how have people not calmed down by now? It's just (percieved as) a game. Sure, people enjoy it, but why even?

I cut Ire in half...

Piono, thanks for sending Tricky. I think I shall need him.

Richard: What do you do while we fight off your battalions of soldiers and entities that seem to take you out of the spotlight?

you're welcome erelye. After that first action, he'll act as a sort of semi-independent tool. From now on you have to give him orders, and he'll carry them out... at least sort of. He might not do it all the way.

also, erelye, is there anyone else that needs de-tricksterfication? Oh, wait...

@piono: VRISKA. A VERY TALENTED TROLL. BUT SHE NEVER REALIZED. TRUE AMBITION. OF CONTROLLING UNIVERSES. A SHAME.

@piono: no comment. @twin: well, im obviously /\ future version of the serpent you know. /\ lot h/\ppens in /\ ye/\r, though. some things... you regret doing.

i killed my best friend. i killed thous/\nds of pl/\yers in rich/\rds name. i destroyed pl/\nets. i rele/\sed /\ cherub intent on destroying the omniverse.

but none of th/\t is even close to my worst deed. bec/\use...

Enough about her. Let's talk about me. I'm a mind demon representing Serpent's inner loathing of herself. And to piono, don't worry. I've been watching. Waiting. You'll see me this act. Count on it.

Might as well jump on the AMA bandwagon.

I guess I AMA too!
Not that I really have much to say...

@Twin
ANYWAY, I ask the GODMODDER why he wants attacks to hit him when he hates losing? Why is he okay being dealt damage and indirectly too?

@Erelye
I ask Past Erelye if Erelibrary is a thing yet.

DTG 2: AMA Happy Hour. Seriously. Whatever. I GUESS I join the incredibly lame bandwagon.

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@Erelye
I ask Past Erelye if Erelibrary is a thing yet.

What's that?

Piono, I'd think if your characters are set off by a simple, if rather annoying, question, that's their problem, not Blue's.

If you buy a ship.
I'll throw in a psychiatrist or two.
Stop it Blue.

Anyways, you're very welcome, Richard.

Maybe you'll buy a couple more ships as a thank you?
You are becoming more annoying than Orange...
DID SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME? IS IT SIGNIFICANT?
Oh, christ. I have some questions for you Richard. But perhaps this isn't the best time. Blue will probably pester you about them.

So the AMApoclypse started when I was gone. Nice.

Joining the AMAs here, with

ME!

Me.

Also me.

AND ME AS WELL DO NOT FORGET ME. CHAOS.
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