PASTthelordofOverpowered [PLO]2 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PLO: What's this about time shenanigans? PLO: I can't see what's going on in the future, pionoplayer's blocking my time powers. FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAC: Excuse me, I need to do something. thelordofOverpowered'scomputer exploded.
FAC: There, continue. FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW has stopped responding to memo.
[PPW]: You really think apologizing will redeem yourself? Hah. You're a fool.
[FRD]: STOP GO /\W/\Y
[PPW]: Your silly human intellect is really amusing.
[FRD]: first of /\ll, im not even hum/\n!
[FRD]: second of /\ll, YOU SHOULD JUST GO F*** OFF!
[FRD]: I H/\TE YOU!!!!!!!!!
[PPW]: Heh.
[FRD]: /\ND NO, NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!
CURRENT ragingDemon [CRD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[CRD]: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
[CRD]: THIS IS WHAT I BECOME?
[CRD]: A SNIVELING, SENSITIVE LITTLE WEAKLING WITH BLACK ROMANCE ISSUES?
[CRD]: A LOT MUST HAPPEN IN A MONTH.
[FRD]: NO NOT YOU TOO
[FRD]: just... just... LE/\VE ME /\LONE!!!!!!!!!!
[FRD] banned [PPW] from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[CRD] unbanned themself from responding to memo.
[CRD] banned [FRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD] unbanned themself from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD] rebanned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD]: so, this memo is to/\st
[FRD]: twin...tell p/\st me not to forget the d
[FRD]: th/\ts /\ll
[FRD] banned [CTG] from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CTG] from responding to memo.
FUTURE respectfulDemon [FRD] THIRTY DAYS FROM NOW closed memo.
(That date was meant to be thirty days, not three.)
Well... that was interesting. So Serpent has self-esteem issues, almost as bad as Karkat. Am I allowed back on the computer yet? No. Also, what do you guys think of my new typing style? I think its pretty nice, but I want your opinion.
So, I made a wiki page for Players (Entity), there are a lot of them though, and they aren't organized... so help would be nice. Try to keep them in chronological order.
I usually check the Forum Games section as a whole after I've posted to see how the subforum is going. I see the vast multitude of posts DTG2 has racked up, and the exponentially greater amount of views. I see Destroy the Tower, Fortress Defenders 2, sometimes a stray MSPFA or two. And sometimes, randomly, I go and think, "Really?"
Because I see Destroy the Godmodder "updated" again. Seriously! I was wondering why people didn't let a good thread just get its rest. Yes, I saw the "sayonara" posts people made with long-winded paragraphs, and I saw the fake minigames people put in there. But really, it's not like you guys didn't have anything to do. You had this thread. I know others thought this way too. I figured TT2000 did. What I didn't know is that he would act on it.
When I checked the Forum Games section today, I saw Destroy the Godmodder on there. A split second later, my heart sank as I saw the red criss-cross that denotes a locked topic. My heart sank. Channeling my inner Heavy, I thought, "How could this happen?!" But then I looked and saw that TT himself had declared the topic closed, and that a moderator had locked it shortly after. After I let my anger and sadness subside, I realized it was for the best. Now the thread would be preserved for all time.
I was an avid follower of the first thread. On my first time seeing it, I thought it was wacky, hilarious, and fun to play. It was fun to watch. I dreamed of participating. I saw Talist, summoning behemoths like the Relic and the Book. I saw Adrenaline Rush, whose attacks too often missed. I saw engie_ninja, with his randomized attacks, and OpelSpeedster, with his fruitless attempts to bribe those damned Space Pirates back to his side.
I wanted to be one of them.
I got my chance. I played the game. But I didn't expect to be in these shoes right now, steering not a thread, but a legend. A story. An actual yarn that was constantly spinning itself. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
I'd like to think I was an important player of the game. I had Far Land powers; those were cool. I joined right as the Mystery Gate was cracked opened by the insane Mad_Scientist. It was a nice start point for a new player, the sidequest. Obviously I didn't make it to the end, and nearly didn't make it past the middle, when Crusher48 kicked me down a pit. A few months later, he kicked the Godmodder into space. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
I had the Fez. I caused the Glitch, which caused Zero Hour inadvertently. I had three Cool Swords. And yet, as the thread drew to a close, I began to wonder. What would happen when it was gone? I loved the game; I wanted it to continue. But, I realized, I wanted a little more. I wanted to take the game into my own hands. So, I did what I felt I had to do. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
Look, the point here is for me to try to do something that everyone on the old thread failed to do: Give the old thread a funeral. So, consider this the speech a guy makes about the dead guy. Consider the thread being locked the coffin descending into the ground. Consider all the views the thread gets from now on as people looking at the gravestone. But, know this. The thread may be dead.
But this one isn't. And that's what I wanted. For the thread to live on. Can we call it that anymore, though? A thread? I don't think that really cuts it anymore. It was from September 1st, 2013 onwards, in my shoes, that the thread got a TV Tropes page. A wiki. A supplemental thread that was actually required. Potential Flashes. So, it's not really just a thread when it stretches out of the Forums it came from. It's something more.
And I know some of you are thinking the same thing I thought. Even though this thread is nowhere near done, I bet some of you already have ideas for Destroy the Godmodder 3: What-Have-You. To that, I say this: There will definitely be a sequel to my thread. It's only a matter of time. The legend will continue until people are tired of it, no sooner. At least, that's what I think. So, you guys can just skip through this if you want. But I wanted to pay my respects.
I wanted to commemorate the thread that made me get a Minecraft Forums account in the first place. And that's why we're all here right now.
We will all remember the old thread.
Many other names could, and should be listed on the gravestone, but we don't have time for that I'm afraid.
Everyone that participated in the first godmodding war will be remembered forever.
Perhaps someday we'll even put up a milestones page on the wiki.
But until then, I need to finish reading the first thread before the day ends.
Because indeed, it is no longer just a thread, not just a forum game, but a story.
A story of great magnitude.
Oh um... I think that'll be my speaking thing when I'm saying what I'm doing (not my actions, my conversations). I think I'll use golden rod, since that's one of the presets and the forum apparently doesn't want me to use a custom color.
FUTURE apologeticUnagi [FAU] 72 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board DON'T_POKE_THE_/\LLIG/\TORS. CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: What. CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] has stopped responding to memo.
PAST crazyCombateer [PCC] 3 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCC: What is this? PCC: I have only hours left and I'm wasting my time on this?
PAST conductorsAlternate [PCA] 2 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCA: Okay, first off, Hank, you shouldn't be here, there might be spoilers. PCC: Okay, so I die, I knew that already.
PCA: Other than that! PCC: Like what? I'll be dead after that.
PCA: Okay, second of all, who gave Hank a Pesterchum application? PCC: You didn't answer my question.
FUTURE lordofOverpowered [FLO] 2 YEARS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLO: I GAVE HIM THE CLIENT.
PCA: When, now?
FLO: YES NOW.
PCA: But you're two years in the future!
FLO: WRONG NOW.
PCA: Oh so help me I swear I'm going to kill you.
FLO: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. PCC: Stop taunting him, he's on your team.
FLO: WHAT TEAM.
FLO: I'M HERE FOR THE FUN OF IT MOSTLY. OH YEAH AND THE WHOLE REVENGE THING. PCC: He's helping you with the revenge.
PCA: Not willingly.
FLO: THAT PUNK. HELPING ME.
CURRENT armageddonsConductor [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PCA: He started it!
FLO: NO I DID NOT.
CAC: I can't leave you people alone for five minutes and you start fighting on someone else's memo. PCC: Leave me out of this.
CAC: Hank! I've told you no peeks at the future! PCC: Sorry, I was bored. Nothing to do right now.
CAC: Don't worry, I take you to the memorial service.
FLO: IT WENT HORRIBLY.
PCA: That was your fault.
CAC: That's it. I'm done with this. CAC banned FLO from responding to memo. CAC banned PCA from responding to memo. CAC banned PCC from responding to memo.
CAC: Finally. Some peace and quiet.
CURRENT lordofOverpowered [CLO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC banned CLO from responding to memo. CURRENT lordofoverpowered [CLO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLO: YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY. CAC banned CLO from responding to memo. FUTURE lordofOverpowered [FLO] 2 YEARS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLO: THAT WASN'T NICE. CAC banned FLO from responding to memo.
CURRENT conductorsAlternate [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT crazyCombateer [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: What was that about?
CTP: Is something wrong pionoplayer? CAC: I am so freaking tired of this garbage! CAC banned CCA from responding to memo.
CTP: Don't get mad at me! CAC: Fine. But stay quiet Hank.
FUTURE thelordReturns [FLR] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. CAC: No alt accounts!
​CAC banned FLR from responding to memo. CAC: Now then, what was that you were saying about alligators serpent? CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: Again, what. CTG: Seriously, that was almost painful to read. CTG: You really need to get all your friends together. CTG: Who are they, anyway? CTG: Damn, this is confusing. CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: And I hate it when things get confusing. CTG: Shut up! It's bad enough when two people are speaking in red. CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] has stopped responding to memo. CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] has stopped responding to memo. CAC: Yes, I know its confusing, the number will drop back down to two when Hank finally dies. CAC: He'd better not die right off the bat. CTP: I may want to die, but I don't want to die uselessly.
CAC: Aren't you supposed to be being quiet?
CTP: You know what, this is very counterproductive. I'm leaving. CURRENT crazyCombateer [CCC]RIGHT NOW stopped responding to memo. CAC: And twin, I know that lordofOverpowered is annoying, but I'm afraid that he keeps screwing with my text box. I still have no idea how he's managed to change his text size in Pesterchum. AND I'M NOT TELLING EITHER. CAC: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!??! CAC banned XLO from responding to memo. (XLO is an offline chum!) FAU: no. th/\t is not h/\penning in my priv/\te memo.
FAU banned CAC from responding to memo.
FAU banned CCC from responding to memo. FAU: sorry /\bout th/\t piono. i need to t/\lk without being interrupted.
FAU: so /\nyw/\y i would like to /\pologize for /\ny inconvenience i c/\used you e/\rlier
FAU: i me/\n will c/\use in your perspective
FAU: /\nd no im not going /\g th/\t h/\snt ch/\nged
FAU: you just h/\ve to underst/\nd i w/\s not thinking str/\ight
FAU: i me/\n will not
FAU: gott/\ keep this time stuff under control
FAU: th/\t w/\snt my field
FAU: i w/\s /\lw/\ys more of /\ mind pl/\yer
FAU: but /\nyw/\y enough with references to other g/\mes
FAU: id like to /\pologize
PAST powderedWraith [PPW] 20 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PPW: Heh. That's a laugh.
FAU: NO GET OFF PASTlordofOverpowered [PLO]2 HOURS AGO responded to memo. PLO: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT TIME SHENANIGANS.
PLO: I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE FUTURE. PIONO'S BLOCKING MY TIME POWERS. FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC]2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo. FAC: Excuse me, I need to do something. CURRENT lordofOverpowered's computer has exploded.
FAC: There, continue.
FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW has stopped responding to memo. PPW: You really think apologizing will redeem yourself? Hah. You're a fool.
FAU: STOP GO /\W/\Y
PPW: Your silly human intellect is really amusing.
FAU: first of /\ll, im not even hum/\n!
FAU: second of /\ll, YOU SHOULD JUST GO gorilla OFF!
FAU: I H/\TE YOU!!!!!!!!!
PPW: Heh.
FAU: /\ND NO, NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!
CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
CAU: THIS IS WHAT I BECOME?
CAU: A SNIVELING, SENSITIVE LITTLE WEAKLING WITH BLACK ROMANCE ISSUES?
CAU: A LOT MUST HAPPEN IN A MONTH.
FAU: NO NOT YOU TOO
FAU: just... just... LE/\VE ME /\LONE!!!!!!!!!!
FAU banned PPW from responding to memo.
FAU banned CAU from responding to memo.
CAU unbanned themself from responding to memo.
CAU banned FAU from responding to memo.
FAU unbanned themself from responding to memo.
FAU banned CAU from responding to memo.
FAU rebanned CAU from responding to memo.
FAU: so, this memo is to/\st
FAU: twin...tell p/\st me not to forget the d
FAU: th/\ts /\ll
FAU banned CTG from responding to memo.
FAU banned CTG from responding to memo.
FUTURE apologeticUnagi [FAU] 30 DAYS FROM NOW closed memo.
30 MINUTES LATER.
Show Pesterlog
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW has opened memo on board THE FORGE. CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW has responded to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo. CTG: There. Just checking. CTG: So... For the actual memo. CTG: Hey there everyone! CTG: This is a memo for discussing something pretty important. It's for discussing our multitude of split personalities, or "splits", or whatever asinine codenames you want to come up with. CURRENTlordofOverpowered [CLO]RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG has banned CLO from responding to memo. CTG: So... Yeah! Obviously I'd expect piono and Serpent to respond first, but... We'll see.
CURRENT armageddonsConductor[CAC]RIGHT NOW responded to memo. PAST lordofOverpowered[PLO]3 HOURS AGO responded to memo CAC: Again? lordofOverpowered's computer has exploded retroactively. CAC: There. He shouldn't be able to get back on for a while. CAC: Anyway, I don't have splits, they're the characters I'm getting involved with. CAC: It may look like it, because we all have to share the same text box, but we're all separate people. CURRENT pionoSalt [CPS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CURRENT theProtagonist[CTP]RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CAC: I've let the other two on right now since my friend with red text won't be here to antagonize people.
CPS: Hello! I'm piono! CTP: The name's Hank B. Wimbleton. CAC: piono is my in-game avatar, when the whole pesterchum thing came up, I gave him my alt email to use for signing up.
CPS: Its supposed to be piono's alt, why did it come up as piono salt? CAC: *coughcough* anyways... CTP: I'm Hank. I'm the main character of Madness Combat, and pionoplayer's next big summon. CTP: If any of you have noticed, he's currently charging me on the altar of power.
CPS: What was the cough about? CAC: To help get rid of Tricky. CAC: Not to piono, to Hank. CTP: Right.
CPS: No seriously, what was that about? CAC has banned CPS from responding to memo. CTP: Much better. CAC: Indeed. Anyway, I didn't let Tricky join in, because he's been trying to kill the Hank charge from within my text box, so I booted him out. CAC: Plus its really annoying to try and type his quirk. CTP: I still don't know why you put up with the clown in the first place. CURRENT demonClown [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTP: OH ^%#$ NO. CTPshotCDCin the face. CTP shotCDCin the face. CTP shotCDCin the face. CTPgrenadedCDC's computer. CTPunloaded a minigun clip intoCDC's head. CAC took awayCTP's weapons. CAChas bannedCDCfrom responding to memo. CAC: Hank, control yourself. CTP: I CTP: HATE CTP: THAT CTP: ******* CTP: CLOWN. CACturned off theProtagonist's computer until he calms down. CAC: Anyway... CAC: Bonus points to anyone who can guess lordofOverpowered's actual name.
CURRENT armageddonsConductor [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PAST lordofOverpowered [PLO] 3 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
CAC: Again?
lordofOverpowered's computer has exploded retroactively.
CAC: There. He shouldn't be able to get back on for a while.
CAC: Anyway, I don't have splits, they're the characters I'm getting involved with.
CAC: It may look like it, because we all have to share the same text box, but we're all separate people.
CURRENT pionoSalt [CPS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT theProtagonist [CTP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: I've let the other two on right now since my friend with red text won't be here to antagonize people.
CPS: Hello! I'm piono!
CTP: The name's Hank B. Wimbleton.
CAC: piono is my in-game avatar, when the whole pesterchum thing came up, I gave him my alt email to use for signing up.
CPS: Its supposed to be piono's alt, why did it come up as piono salt?
CAC: *coughcough* anyways...
CTP: I'm Hank. I'm the main character of Madness Combat, and pionoplayer's next big summon.
CTP: If any of you have noticed, he's currently charging me on the altar of power.
CPS: What was the cough about?
CAC: To help get rid of Tricky.
CAC: Not to piono, to Hank.
CTP: Right.
CPS: No seriously, what was that about?
CAC has banned CPS from responding to memo.
CTP: Much better.
CAC: Indeed. Anyway, I didn't let Tricky join in, because he's been trying to kill the Hank charge from within my text box, so I booted him out.
CAC: Plus its really annoying to try and type his quirk.
CTP: I still don't know why you put up with the clown in the first place.
CURRENT demonClown [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTP: OH gorilla NO.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP grenaded CDC's computer.
CTP unloaded a minigun clip into CDC's head.
CAC took away CTP's weapons.
CAC has banned CDC from responding to memo.
CAC: Hank, control yourself.
CTP: I
CTP: HATE
CTP: THAT
CTP: gorillaING
CTP: CLOWN.
CAC turned off theProtagonist's computer until he calms down.
CAC: Anyway...
CAC: Bonus points to anyone who can guess lordofOverpowered's actual name. CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CTG: He's the OP King, right?
Oh my gosh, what did you do to my trolltag, Twin? augmentedUnagi? Enhanced eel? Show Pesterlog
FUTURE powderedWraith [FPW] THIRTY SECONDS FROM NOW has responded to memo.
FPW: Ahem. I'm not an alternate personality, per se.
FPW: I'm more of a.. Created personality.
CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW has responded to memo.
CAU: NOBODY REALLY CARES. SO YOU SHOULD. STOP TALKING. ABOUT YOURSELF.
FUTURE respectfulDemon [FRD] THIRTY DAYS FROM NOW has responded to memo.
FRD: im only responding to this for twinbuilder. i wouldn't be on here if i h/\d the choice.
CAU: BECAUSE. YOU'RE A PANSY?
FRD: no, bec/\use both of you /\re terrible people th/\t im /\sh/\med to be /\ssoci/\ted with!
FPW: Oh, don't be like that. I'm going to have so much FUN with you. Well, already have. It will be was great, I assume.
FRD: ple/\se dont remind me of th/\t
FPW: Calm down.
CAU: I'M LOOKING IN. THE TROLLIAN VIEWPORT.
CAU: OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU. CRYING?
FRD: just STOP!
FRD: i re/\lly h/\te you two
CAU: OH. MY. TROLL. JEGUS.
CAU: THAT IS SO GROSS.
FRD: NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!!!!!!!
FPW: This memo wasn't for going over the personal issues you have that I may have had some part in.
FPW: This was for our splits. Even though we're really not splits.
FPW: I'm Powder. A demon born from Serpent's mind.
FPW: Purple text is Serpent. Navy text is shy, sensitive way-future Serpent.
PAST thelordofOverpowered [PLO] 2 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PLO: What's this about time shenanigans?
PLO: I can't see what's going on in the future, pionoplayer's blocking my time powers.
FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAC: Excuse me, I need to do something.
thelordofOverpowered's computer exploded.
FAC: There, continue.
FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW has stopped responding to memo.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
[PPW]: You really think apologizing will redeem yourself? Hah. You're a fool.
[FRD]: STOP GO /\W/\Y
[PPW]: Your silly human intellect is really amusing.
[FRD]: first of /\ll, im not even hum/\n!
[FRD]: second of /\ll, YOU SHOULD JUST GO F*** OFF!
[FRD]: I H/\TE YOU!!!!!!!!!
[PPW]: Heh.
[FRD]: /\ND NO, NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!
CURRENT ragingDemon [CRD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[CRD]: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
[CRD]: THIS IS WHAT I BECOME?
[CRD]: A SNIVELING, SENSITIVE LITTLE WEAKLING WITH BLACK ROMANCE ISSUES?
[CRD]: A LOT MUST HAPPEN IN A MONTH.
[FRD]: NO NOT YOU TOO
[FRD]: just... just... LE/\VE ME /\LONE!!!!!!!!!!
[FRD] banned [PPW] from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[CRD] unbanned themself from responding to memo.
[CRD] banned [FRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD] unbanned themself from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD] rebanned [CRD] from responding to memo.
[FRD]: so, this memo is to/\st
[FRD]: twin...tell p/\st me not to forget the d
[FRD]: th/\ts /\ll
[FRD] banned [CTG] from responding to memo.
[FRD] banned [CTG] from responding to memo.
FUTURE respectfulDemon [FRD] THIRTY DAYS FROM NOW closed memo.
(That date was meant to be thirty days, not three.)
Oh no
Am I allowed back on the computer yet?
No.
Also, what do you guys think of my new typing style? I think its pretty nice, but I want your opinion.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I think it sucks.
I'm not as east to antagonize as piono.
Lucky for you.
Shut up.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I usually check the Forum Games section as a whole after I've posted to see how the subforum is going. I see the vast multitude of posts DTG2 has racked up, and the exponentially greater amount of views. I see Destroy the Tower, Fortress Defenders 2, sometimes a stray MSPFA or two. And sometimes, randomly, I go and think, "Really?"
Because I see Destroy the Godmodder "updated" again. Seriously! I was wondering why people didn't let a good thread just get its rest. Yes, I saw the "sayonara" posts people made with long-winded paragraphs, and I saw the fake minigames people put in there. But really, it's not like you guys didn't have anything to do. You had this thread. I know others thought this way too. I figured TT2000 did. What I didn't know is that he would act on it.
When I checked the Forum Games section today, I saw Destroy the Godmodder on there. A split second later, my heart sank as I saw the red criss-cross that denotes a locked topic. My heart sank. Channeling my inner Heavy, I thought, "How could this happen?!" But then I looked and saw that TT himself had declared the topic closed, and that a moderator had locked it shortly after. After I let my anger and sadness subside, I realized it was for the best. Now the thread would be preserved for all time.
I was an avid follower of the first thread. On my first time seeing it, I thought it was wacky, hilarious, and fun to play. It was fun to watch. I dreamed of participating. I saw Talist, summoning behemoths like the Relic and the Book. I saw Adrenaline Rush, whose attacks too often missed. I saw engie_ninja, with his randomized attacks, and OpelSpeedster, with his fruitless attempts to bribe those damned Space Pirates back to his side.
I wanted to be one of them.
I got my chance. I played the game. But I didn't expect to be in these shoes right now, steering not a thread, but a legend. A story. An actual yarn that was constantly spinning itself. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
I'd like to think I was an important player of the game. I had Far Land powers; those were cool. I joined right as the Mystery Gate was cracked opened by the insane Mad_Scientist. It was a nice start point for a new player, the sidequest. Obviously I didn't make it to the end, and nearly didn't make it past the middle, when Crusher48 kicked me down a pit. A few months later, he kicked the Godmodder into space. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
I had the Fez. I caused the Glitch, which caused Zero Hour inadvertently. I had three Cool Swords. And yet, as the thread drew to a close, I began to wonder. What would happen when it was gone? I loved the game; I wanted it to continue. But, I realized, I wanted a little more. I wanted to take the game into my own hands. So, I did what I felt I had to do. And that's why we're all here right now, I guess.
Look, the point here is for me to try to do something that everyone on the old thread failed to do: Give the old thread a funeral. So, consider this the speech a guy makes about the dead guy. Consider the thread being locked the coffin descending into the ground. Consider all the views the thread gets from now on as people looking at the gravestone. But, know this. The thread may be dead.
But this one isn't. And that's what I wanted. For the thread to live on. Can we call it that anymore, though? A thread? I don't think that really cuts it anymore. It was from September 1st, 2013 onwards, in my shoes, that the thread got a TV Tropes page. A wiki. A supplemental thread that was actually required. Potential Flashes. So, it's not really just a thread when it stretches out of the Forums it came from. It's something more.
And I know some of you are thinking the same thing I thought. Even though this thread is nowhere near done, I bet some of you already have ideas for Destroy the Godmodder 3: What-Have-You. To that, I say this: There will definitely be a sequel to my thread. It's only a matter of time. The legend will continue until people are tired of it, no sooner. At least, that's what I think. So, you guys can just skip through this if you want. But I wanted to pay my respects.
I wanted to commemorate the thread that made me get a Minecraft Forums account in the first place. And that's why we're all here right now.
I guess.
"A few words..."
No, really, that was a good speech. But I'm not done singing yet.
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Oh no
Many other names could, and should be listed on the gravestone, but we don't have time for that I'm afraid.
Everyone that participated in the first godmodding war will be remembered forever.
Perhaps someday we'll even put up a milestones page on the wiki.
But until then, I need to finish reading the first thread before the day ends.
Because indeed, it is no longer just a thread, not just a forum game, but a story.
A story of great magnitude.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, if anyone wanted to know why I'm writing wiki pages connected to me, it's because I remember it best.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
FUTURE apologeticUnagi [FAU] 72 HOURS FROM NOW opened memo on board DON'T_POKE_THE_/\LLIG/\TORS.
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: What.
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] has stopped responding to memo.
PAST crazyCombateer [PCC] 3 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCC: What is this?
PCC: I have only hours left and I'm wasting my time on this?
PAST conductorsAlternate [PCA] 2 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCA: Okay, first off, Hank, you shouldn't be here, there might be spoilers.
PCC: Okay, so I die, I knew that already.
PCA: Other than that!
PCC: Like what? I'll be dead after that.
PCA: Okay, second of all, who gave Hank a Pesterchum application?
PCC: You didn't answer my question.
FUTURE lordofOverpowered [FLO] 2 YEARS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLO: I GAVE HIM THE CLIENT.
PCA: When, now?
FLO: YES NOW.
PCA: But you're two years in the future!
FLO: WRONG NOW.
PCA: Oh so help me I swear I'm going to kill you.
FLO: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
PCC: Stop taunting him, he's on your team.
FLO: WHAT TEAM.
FLO: I'M HERE FOR THE FUN OF IT MOSTLY. OH YEAH AND THE WHOLE REVENGE THING.
PCC: He's helping you with the revenge.
PCA: Not willingly.
FLO: THAT PUNK. HELPING ME.
CURRENT armageddonsConductor [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PCA: He started it!
FLO: NO I DID NOT.
CAC: I can't leave you people alone for five minutes and you start fighting on someone else's memo.
PCC: Leave me out of this.
CAC: Hank! I've told you no peeks at the future!
PCC: Sorry, I was bored. Nothing to do right now.
CAC: Don't worry, I take you to the memorial service.
FLO: IT WENT HORRIBLY.
PCA: That was your fault.
CAC: That's it. I'm done with this.
CAC banned FLO from responding to memo.
CAC banned PCA from responding to memo.
CAC banned PCC from responding to memo.
CAC: Finally. Some peace and quiet.
CURRENT lordofOverpowered [CLO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC banned CLO from responding to memo.
CURRENT lordofoverpowered [CLO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLO: YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY.
CAC banned CLO from responding to memo.
FUTURE lordofOverpowered [FLO] 2 YEARS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FLO: THAT WASN'T NICE.
CAC banned FLO from responding to memo.
CURRENT conductorsAlternate [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT crazyCombateer [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: What was that about?
CTP: Is something wrong pionoplayer?
CAC: I am so freaking tired of this garbage!
CAC banned CCA from responding to memo.
CTP: Don't get mad at me!
CAC: Fine. But stay quiet Hank.
FUTURE thelordReturns [FLR] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
CAC: No alt accounts!
​CAC banned FLR from responding to memo.
CAC: Now then, what was that you were saying about alligators serpent?
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: Again, what.
CTG: Seriously, that was almost painful to read.
CTG: You really need to get all your friends together.
CTG: Who are they, anyway?
CTG: Damn, this is confusing.
CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: And I hate it when things get confusing.
CTG: Shut up! It's bad enough when two people are speaking in red.
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] has stopped responding to memo.
CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] has stopped responding to memo.
CAC: Yes, I know its confusing, the number will drop back down to two when Hank finally dies.
CAC: He'd better not die right off the bat.
CTP: I may want to die, but I don't want to die uselessly.
CAC: Aren't you supposed to be being quiet?
CTP: You know what, this is very counterproductive. I'm leaving.
CURRENT crazyCombateer [CCC] RIGHT NOW stopped responding to memo.
CAC: And twin, I know that lordofOverpowered is annoying, but I'm afraid that he keeps screwing with my text box. I still have no idea how he's managed to change his text size in Pesterchum.
AND I'M NOT TELLING EITHER.
CAC: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN HERE!?!??!
CAC banned XLO from responding to memo. (XLO is an offline chum!)
FAU: no. th/\t is not h/\penning in my priv/\te memo.
FAU banned CAC from responding to memo.
FAU banned CCC from responding to memo.
FAU: sorry /\bout th/\t piono. i need to t/\lk without being interrupted.
FAU: so /\nyw/\y i would like to /\pologize for /\ny inconvenience i c/\used you e/\rlier
FAU: i me/\n will c/\use in your perspective
FAU: /\nd no im not going /\g th/\t h/\snt ch/\nged
FAU: you just h/\ve to underst/\nd i w/\s not thinking str/\ight
FAU: i me/\n will not
FAU: gott/\ keep this time stuff under control
FAU: th/\t w/\snt my field
FAU: i w/\s /\lw/\ys more of /\ mind pl/\yer
FAU: but /\nyw/\y enough with references to other g/\mes
FAU: id like to /\pologize
PAST powderedWraith [PPW] 20 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PPW: Heh. That's a laugh.
FAU: NO GET OFF
PAST lordofOverpowered [PLO] 2 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PLO: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT TIME SHENANIGANS.
PLO: I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE FUTURE. PIONO'S BLOCKING MY TIME POWERS.
FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAC: Excuse me, I need to do something.
CURRENT lordofOverpowered's computer has exploded.
FAC: There, continue.
FUTURE armageddonsConductor [FAC] 2 MINUTES FROM NOW has stopped responding to memo.
PPW: You really think apologizing will redeem yourself? Hah. You're a fool.
FAU: STOP GO /\W/\Y
PPW: Your silly human intellect is really amusing.
FAU: first of /\ll, im not even hum/\n!
FAU: second of /\ll, YOU SHOULD JUST GO gorilla OFF!
FAU: I H/\TE YOU!!!!!!!!!
PPW: Heh.
FAU: /\ND NO, NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!
CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
CAU: THIS IS WHAT I BECOME?
CAU: A SNIVELING, SENSITIVE LITTLE WEAKLING WITH BLACK ROMANCE ISSUES?
CAU: A LOT MUST HAPPEN IN A MONTH.
FAU: NO NOT YOU TOO
FAU: just... just... LE/\VE ME /\LONE!!!!!!!!!!
FAU banned PPW from responding to memo.
FAU banned CAU from responding to memo.
CAU unbanned themself from responding to memo.
CAU banned FAU from responding to memo.
FAU unbanned themself from responding to memo.
FAU banned CAU from responding to memo.
FAU rebanned CAU from responding to memo.
FAU: so, this memo is to/\st
FAU: twin...tell p/\st me not to forget the d
FAU: th/\ts /\ll
FAU banned CTG from responding to memo.
FAU banned CTG from responding to memo.
FUTURE apologeticUnagi [FAU] 30 DAYS FROM NOW closed memo.
30 MINUTES LATER.
Show Pesterlog
CURRENT twinGuardians [CTG] RIGHT NOW has opened memo on board THE FORGE.
CURRENT tyrannicalGradient [CTG] RIGHT NOW has responded to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG has banned CTG from responding to memo.
CTG: There. Just checking.
CTG: So... For the actual memo.
CTG: Hey there everyone!
CTG: This is a memo for discussing something pretty important. It's for discussing our multitude of split personalities, or "splits", or whatever asinine codenames you want to come up with.
CURRENT lordofOverpowered [CLO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG has banned CLO from responding to memo.
CTG: So... Yeah! Obviously I'd expect piono and Serpent to respond first, but... We'll see.
I remember this!
Those were the good times. R.I.P. Destroy the Godmodder 1. You will not be forgotten.
CURRENT armageddonsConductor [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
PAST lordofOverpowered [PLO] 3 HOURS AGO responded to memo
CAC: Again?
lordofOverpowered's computer has exploded retroactively.
CAC: There. He shouldn't be able to get back on for a while.
CAC: Anyway, I don't have splits, they're the characters I'm getting involved with.
CAC: It may look like it, because we all have to share the same text box, but we're all separate people.
CURRENT pionoSalt [CPS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT theProtagonist [CTP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: I've let the other two on right now since my friend with red text won't be here to antagonize people.
CPS: Hello! I'm piono!
CTP: The name's Hank B. Wimbleton.
CAC: piono is my in-game avatar, when the whole pesterchum thing came up, I gave him my alt email to use for signing up.
CPS: Its supposed to be piono's alt, why did it come up as piono salt?
CAC: *coughcough* anyways...
CTP: I'm Hank. I'm the main character of Madness Combat, and pionoplayer's next big summon.
CTP: If any of you have noticed, he's currently charging me on the altar of power.
CPS: What was the cough about?
CAC: To help get rid of Tricky.
CAC: Not to piono, to Hank.
CTP: Right.
CPS: No seriously, what was that about?
CAC has banned CPS from responding to memo.
CTP: Much better.
CAC: Indeed. Anyway, I didn't let Tricky join in, because he's been trying to kill the Hank charge from within my text box, so I booted him out.
CAC: Plus its really annoying to try and type his quirk.
CTP: I still don't know why you put up with the clown in the first place.
CURRENT demonClown [CDC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTP: OH ^%#$ NO.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP shot CDC in the face.
CTP grenaded CDC's computer.
CTP unloaded a minigun clip into CDC's head.
CAC took away CTP's weapons.
CAC has banned CDC from responding to memo.
CAC: Hank, control yourself.
CTP: I
CTP: HATE
CTP: THAT
CTP: *******
CTP: CLOWN.
CAC turned off theProtagonist's computer until he calms down.
CAC: Anyway...
CAC: Bonus points to anyone who can guess lordofOverpowered's actual name.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
So we have...
pionoplayer. [AC] armageddonsConductor
pionoplayer's avatar. [PS] pionoSalt
The OP King. [LO] lordofOverpowered
And Hank B. Wimbleton. [TP] theProtagonist
Show Pesterlog
FPW: Ahem. I'm not an alternate personality, per se.
FPW: I'm more of a.. Created personality.
CURRENT augmentedUnagi [CAU] RIGHT NOW has responded to memo.
CAU: NOBODY REALLY CARES. SO YOU SHOULD. STOP TALKING. ABOUT YOURSELF.
FUTURE respectfulDemon [FRD] THIRTY DAYS FROM NOW has responded to memo.
FRD: im only responding to this for twinbuilder. i wouldn't be on here if i h/\d the choice.
CAU: BECAUSE. YOU'RE A PANSY?
FRD: no, bec/\use both of you /\re terrible people th/\t im /\sh/\med to be /\ssoci/\ted with!
FPW: Oh, don't be like that. I'm going to have so much FUN with you. Well, already have. It
will bewas great, I assume.FRD: ple/\se dont remind me of th/\t
FPW: Calm down.
CAU: I'M LOOKING IN. THE TROLLIAN VIEWPORT.
CAU: OH MY GOSH. ARE YOU. CRYING?
FRD: just STOP!
FRD: i re/\lly h/\te you two
CAU: OH. MY. TROLL. JEGUS.
CAU: THAT IS SO GROSS.
FRD: NOT IN TH/\T W/\Y!!!!!!!
FPW: This memo wasn't for going over the personal issues you have that I may have had some part in.
FPW: This was for our splits. Even though we're really not splits.
FPW: I'm Powder. A demon born from Serpent's mind.
FPW: Purple text is Serpent. Navy text is shy, sensitive way-future Serpent.
Nah, it's actually cool. I'll stick with it.
Oh no