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3/50 Death Egg MK 2

I summon more Egg Flappers,

Finally, after a long time, I return. Gomez: 10/10.

I arrive back at the battlefield with Gomez in tow. He is strictly a two-dimensional object, so he's going to be very hard to attack. However, using his fez, he can navigate freely in a three-dimensional space. He attacks using temporal warping, which is a side affect of dimension-jumping. I will leave you to choose his health and attack power.

I duplicate the submarines into more submarines!

Quote from MinecraftSiegeEngineer

2/3 Air Defence Frigate.
Not even 18 fighters wont bring this awesome ship down. Because it has more health than they can attack.

I also sommon Self Destruct Truck.
Self Destruct Truck has 20 000 HP and deals 50 000 HP with death after attack.

I command you to attack Harbor because it's guards are terrible, we can't let them bring every one of us down!
I think godmodders right now should summon something.

Yeah, there's no way you can summon that in one post. Maybe 3.

Quote from Ampulugator

5/10 Mobspawner Bomber

I shoot an I.C.B.M. over to the shipyards. c:

Can I build 2 different things but not attack in a post?

Sure, I guess.
Your shoot a ICBM at the shipyards. It crashes for 15,000 damage!
Maybe it would have dealt more damage if you activated it.

Quote from engie_ninja

[8/15]

I run an electric cable from a powerline into the water. Then amp it up to OVER 9000! Amps.

You sink a frigate and deal 2,000 damage to each kraken arm.

Quote from Ampulugator

lol I get it
6/10 Mobspawner Bomber

I spawn multiple ghasts above the factories and OH MY GOD THEY ARE COMBINING

I think I will also ask notch or jeb if they updated the game or something

Mega-ghast summoned!
Well, this is the godmodder's server. With the near-infinite plugins and whatnot.

Quote from sigmatw

3/50 Death Egg MK 2

I summon more Egg Flappers,

Ok... fine.

Quote from TwinBuilder

Finally, after a long time, I return. Gomez: 10/10.

I arrive back at the battlefield with Gomez in tow. He is strictly a two-dimensional object, so he's going to be very hard to attack. However, using his fez, he can navigate freely in a three-dimensional space. He attacks using temporal warping, which is a side affect of dimension-jumping. I will leave you to choose his health and attack power.

Gomez has been summoned!

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

I duplicate the submarines into more submarines!

You create another submarine

The submarines destroy all destroyers.
The Mega Ghast brings down a fighter jet!
The egg flappers, with my help bring down a fighter jet.
Gomez brings down a fighter jet.

2 fighter jets take out the mega ghast and egg flappers
Random.org is down... but math says Gomez gets hit 4 times.

The kraken takes out 2 submarines

The Godmodder heals Gomez
Jeb rushes production

The Battlefield:
Security Fence [120,000/250,000hp] [Electric]
Shipyard x2 [90,000/100,000hp] [Produce ship in 2 updates]
Shipyard x1 [75,000/100,000hp] [Produce ship in 2 updates]
Reinforced Docks [490,000/500,000hp]
Fighter Jets x15 [25,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Kraken [500,000/500,000hp] [50,000 damage] [No Air] Arms x5 [46,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage] [No Air]
Arms x1 [34,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage] [No Air]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Submarine x3 [24,000/25,000hp] [50,000 damage to ships] [Underwater|50% of avoiding attacks, except submarines]
Gomez [60,000/60,000hp] [25,000 damage] [75% chance to dodge attacks]


Reinforcements in 8 updates:
Anti Air Missile Truck x5 [10,000 damage to air]
Mini Gun Truck x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Minecraft Tank x1 [50,000/50,000hp [3,000 damage to water or ground]
Microwave Gun Truck x4 [25,000/25,000hp] [13,000 damage to air or ground]
Microwave Gun Saucer x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [14,000 damage]
Self Destruct Truck x7 [20,000/20,000hp] [50,000 damage to ground] [Kamikaze]
Assault Saucer x10 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage to ground or water] [10,000 to air]
Air Cruiser Saucer [40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,5000 damage to ground]
Air Defence Frigate x3 [300,000/300,000] [26,000 damage to air] [6,000 damage to ground]

Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]

Godmodders:
Ampulagator [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
MantaCruise [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]

[9/15]

I booby-trap the HELL out of one of the shipyards. When the ship spawns from there, it's just one crossed wire, one pinch of KCl, one errant twitch... and KABLOOEY!

I hack into a fighter jet and make it crash into the docks, Hollywood-style. (That means randomly mashing keyboard buttons in front of a computer screen that projects its light onto my face, spouting fake gibberish like "loading hacking.exe" and "hack progress: 5/6" and whatnot. The screen is also solely in 70px type for easier reading screen.)

3/3 Air Defence Frigate! the salvation comes HERE. 300 000 HP and 26 000 damage to Air/6 000 damage to Ground and Water.
Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf.... fires a minigun
Squeeeeeaaak.... launches a missile
BOOM!!! Fighter Jet is pierced by stream of bullets, burning down in mid-air
BOOM!!! Fighter Jet simply splits into small pieces and nearby jets are damaged by explosion too.
2 fighter jets burned, pierced and exploded down with nearby fighters seriously damaged due to blast of those big-blast-radius missiles.
I send some Foo Fighters to both assist Air Defence Frigate(attack enemy fighter jets) and distract fighter jets.
Zap Zap Zap - eletric bolts of high voltage and amperage(current strength) electrocutes fighters' pilots.

4/50

Quote from engie_ninja

[9/15]

I booby-trap the HELL out of one of the shipyards. When the ship spawns from there, it's just one crossed wire, one pinch of KCl, one errant twitch... and KABLOOEY!

One shipyard has been sabotaged!

Quote from Ampulugator

7/10 Mobspawner Bomber

1/15 Mobspawner Bomber Flagshipplane (spawns Mobspawner Bombers)

Can I make an upgrade so I can build faster (for example instead of doing 1/10 it would be 2/10)

Sure. It'll have to have some type of health bar though.
That flagship plane will take at least 25, more if the rate is high.

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

I hack into a fighter jet and make it crash into the docks, Hollywood-style. (That means randomly mashing keyboard buttons in front of a computer screen that projects its light onto my face, spouting fake gibberish like "loading hacking.exe" and "hack progress: 5/6" and whatnot. The screen is also solely in 70px type for easier reading screen.)

Perhaps I will buff normal attacks a bit.
Yes... how about base of 15,000 and max of 25,000.
You crash the plane into the docks, dealing 10,000 damage to each.

Quote from Ampulugator

8/10 Mobspawner Bomber

I hack into the shipyard's machinery and change their builds from ships to icebergs.

I... that... what. Ice is not one of the avalible materials, so the machinery ignores the command.

Quote from MinecraftSiegeEngineer

3/3 Air Defence Frigate! the salvation comes HERE. 300 000 HP and 26 000 damage to Air/6 000 damage to Ground and Water.
Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf Pf.... fires a minigun
Squeeeeeaaak.... launches a missile
BOOM!!! Fighter Jet is pierced by stream of bullets, burning down in mid-air
BOOM!!! Fighter Jet simply splits into small pieces and nearby jets are damaged by explosion too.
2 fighter jets burned, pierced and exploded down with nearby fighters seriously damaged due to blast of those big-blast-radius missiles.
I send some Foo Fighters to both assist Air Defence Frigate(attack enemy fighter jets) and distract fighter jets.
Zap Zap Zap - eletric bolts of high voltage and amperage(current strength) electrocutes fighters' pilots.

Look. Apparently you won't pay attention to how many posts I say something will take.
So, I will have to nerf it personally.
Also, your foo fighters are basically worthless, they are actually incredibly underpowered.
But, the air defense frigate will do what you say, as well as it can

Quote from Ampulugator

omg, thats so op siege

not even my 10 post antimaterial sniper turret would do such a horrible Thing
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and can I make an upgrade so I can post 3 times instead of 2 times?

Yeah, that is OP.
But, no you cannot make upgrades that change the game.

Quote from sigmatw

4/50

I crash a fighter jet
The submarines blast the docks, dealing half damage.
Gomez takes down a fighter jet.
The Air defense frigate damages a fighter jet.

All fighter jets just take down all submarines

The kraken destroys the air defense frigate with 2 arms
4 arms and the beak crash through the docks.

The Godmodder intercepts an encoded message from Jeb

Attention units situated at the docks, after this last wave of production, all air units retreat to prepare for the carpet bombing of the Archmage's tower. All other units retreat to our inner line.

Militia Squadrons 1 through 7, there are a large amount of reinforcements approaching your current position. Wait around [coded position], they should arrive there in [2 updates]. Your job is to hold position until Iron Golem Strike Team 5 and 6 arrive to back you up. They will arrive about [2 updates] after you. Be careful, threat level is very high.

Jeb takes out 2 kraken arms.
The last of the godmodder's navy has arrived!

The Battlefield
Security Fence [120,000/250,000hp] [Electric]
Shipyard x2 [90,000/100,000hp] [Produce ship in 1 updates]
Shipyard x1 [75,000/100,000hp] [Produce ship in 1 updates] [Trapped]
Reinforced Docks [255,000/500,000hp]
Fighter Jets x12 [25,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Fighter Jets x1 [15,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Kraken [500,000/500,000hp] [50,000 damage] [Sea] Arms x4 [46,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Sea]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Gomez [60,000/60,000hp] [25,000 damage] [75% chance to dodge attacks]
Super Aircraft Carrier [250,000/250,000hp] [50 fighter jets]

Reinforcements in 7 updates: [Intercepted in 2 and 4 updates]
Anti Air Missile Truck x5 [10,000 damage to air]
Mini Gun Truck x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Minecraft Tank x1 [50,000/50,000hp [5,000 damage to water or ground]
Microwave Gun Truck x4 [25,000/25,000hp] [15,000 damage to air or ground]
Microwave Gun Saucer x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [15,000 damage]
Self Destruct Truck x7 [20,000/20,000hp] [50,000 damage to ground] [Kamikaze]
Assault Saucer x10 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage to ground or water] [10,000 to air]
Air Cruiser Saucer [40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,500 damage to ground]
Air Defence Frigate x3 [50,000/50,000] [10,000 damage to air] [5,000 damage to ground or sea]

Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]

Godmodders:
Ampulagator [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
MantaCruise [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]

[10/15]

I take to the sky via jetpack with a GAU-8 Avenger, then fly after the damaged fighter jet while firing at it.

5/50

I close one eye, look up at the damaged fighter jet, and squish it with my fingers. The entire plane explodes violently in a burst of shrapnel, combusting fuel, and horrific gory blood and guts.

3/10
I jump out of nowhere and start stabbing at random enemies. "DIE DIE DIE!!!!"

6/50 Death Egg MK2

Its like the Death star only better.

I use oblivion blast on the fighter jets.

Oh god, the update messed up. Rest assured all your posts were counted. And a cutscene happened

You are currently defending the Archmage's tower.
Do not let the archmage die.
If the battle ends, and he is above 50% hp, he will join you.

The Battlefield
Fighter Jets x59[25,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Bomber x10 [50,000/50,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Land Only]
Artillery x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Land Only]
Resistance's Capital Airship [250,000/250,000hp] [50,000 damage]
Archmage Tower [500,000/500,000hp] [Magic Shield:100%|1,000hp/%|+25% an update] [50,000 damage]
Archmage [100,000/100,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Mages x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Magical Spirits x75 [1,000/1,000hp] [+1% to Magic Shield an update]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Gomez [60,000/60,000hp] [25,000 damage] [75% chance to dodge attacks]
Fighter Jets x47 [25,000/25,000hp] [10,000 damage]

Reinforcements in 6 updates: [Intercepted in 1 and 3 updates]
Anti Air Missile Truck x5 [10,000 damage to air]
Mini Gun Truck x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Minecraft Tank x1 [50,000/50,000hp [5,000 damage to water or ground]
Microwave Gun Truck x4 [25,000/25,000hp] [15,000 damage to air or ground]
Microwave Gun Saucer x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [15,000 damage]
Self Destruct Truck x7 [20,000/20,000hp] [50,000 damage to ground] [Kamikaze]
Assault Saucer x10 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage to ground or water] [10,000 to air]
Air Cruiser Saucer [40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,500 damage to ground]
Air Defence Frigate x3 [50,000/50,000] [10,000 damage to air] [5,000 damage to ground or sea]

Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]

Godmodders:
Ampulagator [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
MantaCruise [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]


My internet has been awful lately, so if I disappear for a day or two. You know why.

7/50

1/5

Some some Egg Pawns

I build a turret on top of the Archmage's tower to shoot down the fighter jets.

[11/15]

Yay, my Speedhacks got repaired without me noticing! To celebrate, I pop them again, and stuff potatoes in all of the mortar cannons. A LOT of potatoes.

8/10

2/10

I fire pie on allys.