Wut. Only one special attack per post? The charged attack wasn't a special attack, and considering the fact that Phobos and piono are in completely separate places, I think its fair. Phobos is in a side-quest for heavens sake!!! Also, piono's use was posted first.
I finish Vi Naturae
I finish Navitas Nox
2/? for Thunderhead OR thunderhead (thunderhead as in the massive storm clouds, meant to give me ridiculous amounts of lightning power.)
36/60 for vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
piono draws Ircucvci, and once again performs an epic time combo.
Phobos draws the emerald nova, then uses the potion of manpower, then uses Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off, Lvl 5: Point N' Shoot on the nether mobs.
I use my telekinesis to pick up all the spent ammo cartridges lying around, and throw them at 1WAKS at high velocity.
I throw one cartridge at Enoch.
>>I think I shall help here. *a huge bottle of Listerine brand Soul Wash "Now with Holy Purifying Fire Technology!" appears over 1WAKS. It unscrews and pours over the empty soul plaque that is 1WAKS via the mouth... wow that's effective. Very effective. Burning a hole through it effective. Eep.*
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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=TURN ONE=
=SONG= -> Saliva, Always (Attacks will ALWAYS hit, except on the Godmodder. The OP Scale can still stop them.)
=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Master Chair Redux
I hate being a Soulbot.
Naturally, the only proper way to reincarnate and get a body is to get the attention of the God Of Chairs, then kill him.
Logic, right?
=ACTION=
I decide to CHARGE MY TRICKSTER ENERGY!
I THEN SMITE THE FIELD WITH ZILLYBEAMS!
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Neural Deactivation 29/50
Joker's Wild 9/11
Rednodenomicon 4/6
Heavenly Psionics and You 3/6
+1 to Leon and Leon.
I fire at the Core with Zazzerpan's Rods. I test out Void or Bust. I do this by sort of flying a few parsecs up GodCraft, and back, recording the time it takes, and how the engines hold up at the velocity and speed.
I point out the flaw in the Listerine Netpatham just poured on the 1WAK. It cannot be 'Holy Purifying Fire Technology' unless one makes it an actual machine. Or just puts nanobots into the solution. However, it could have 'Holy Purifying Fire Chemicals' and be technically correct.
Lastly, I go down to the depths of the oceans. I am obligated to do this now.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Are you sure that was the best course of action? He could have been helpful.
[REDACTED] no. He was a manipulative *******, and he needed to die.
I do not know whether he told the truth like he said he did. Maybe you are correct. Anyways, to why I came up here. I need you to be aware of a few things. I will not tolerate your amimic relationships if they get in the way of logical thinking.
Why the hell do you think I have regular sloppy make-out sessions with Araeva?
The evidence suggests-
Screw the evidence! I promise we aren't, and even if we were, I wouldn't make it disruptive.
Good, I can trust you. I've got to get going. Oh, and warn everyone about the demon!
You walk off. You have spoken to everybody in the room, except for... her. You would rather like to avoid ever speaking to her, but you suppose you have no choice. No use in loosing teammates over petty disputes.
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A: 10/50
B: 10/50
+1 from Zerithos. +1 back, +1 to Aegis.
Miraj charm target: necrodancer (this can be used as a 10k heal.)
Fordwing: Keep attacking the 1-WAK with aura sphere (luckily everyone ignores his gimmick...)
Miraj, you have too much to live for. Don't die on me. I sooth and heal her.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 3/6 = nectar carrot (I miscounted or something. This is the proper number.)
Cloth bandage || fine wool (that I made a long time ago) = ??? 1/?
Potion of lucid dreaming +1
I have such a massive potion stockpile. No one buys stuff. Maybe I need to focus on upgrading potions so that their power is more obvious in the name. Most of these potions are quite good honestly...
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 () --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Maniac: I actually had that little event planned as a response to anyone trying to tamper with Wilson's stock. So the same thing would have happened no matter who it was.
I point out the flaw in the Listerine Netpatham just poured on the 1WAK. It cannot be 'Holy Purifying Fire Technology' unless one makes it an actual machine. Or just puts nanobots into the solution. However, it could have 'Holy Purifying Fire Chemicals' and be technically correct.
Lastly, I go down to the depths of the oceans. I am obligated to do this now.
They have "Ultraclean Technology". Deal with it. Ad copy doesn't always obey usages.
Hmm. This sounds suspiciously similar to something in a different thread in the past.
>>Speaking of that-due to events beyond IDMG control the Lovecraftian Horror Mythos has shown up anyway, so you have been released.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Potion of Magic >O< Orb of Magic 1/? ((I think this is open now...))
Drink one potion, and use the subsequent mana to cast Isaac's Legendary Missile Storm at 1WAKS.
Poke the Meatshield.
Shoot 1WAKS with all the new gnu glue guns from the New Gnu Gun News's new gnu glue gun gnu news.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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...Dammit. Sorry, Twin, I somehow forgot about the luck based attacks... Actually, shouldn't that break Very Fine Alchemies too?
I add a new invention of mine, the Gurnade-o'Matic 8000â„¢, to the Alchemiter Complex! {An alchemy processed using the Gurnade-o'Maticâ„¢ does extra damage and becomes single-or-limited use. Due to becoming a Gurnadeâ„¢. The symbol for this is Item Gâ„¢ 1/1. I suggest that this be a single-post process, but that is up to you.}
I charge my stuff, and +1 Erelye!
Becoming very angry, I charge the Soul with nothing but an ENOURMOUS FLAMING CHICKEN FOR A HEAD! THAT IS A NUKE! RAAAAAAAHHH!
Thanks for adding all the detail. I'm listening to music that would fit it if the SCP Foundation had to deal with some military threat, e.g. the Chaos Insurgeny or an outbreak of SCP-37- *BLAM*
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 38/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 13/20
Halloween Surprise: 13/50
I wait patiently this turn, while offering a healing boost to the AG entity closest to death.
SPELL CARD: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra : 30/50 +1 self (Description incoming, however it's basically a star sign themed special ability, that I can reuse)
?: 19/50 +1 self
i: 14/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Walk on moonlight, talk about the boggy. MOONWALK 1WAK
I view the results of the following alchemies:
Fluorite Octet - Vehicle
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 19
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 1/9... I think?
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 1/9... I think?
Magma bursts forth from the cracks in the ground and a giant of black metal crawls forth. Its movements are slow but its presence has an overwhelming solidity. (For a weakly gimped illustration see below)
Void Damascus Armor [3/3]: 65, 000 hp, 25,000 Armor, weak attack power, on its turn will attempt to intercept any attack made against friendly summon or player with the current lowest HP (not counting mooks). Ideally it would prefer to interrupt the attack but failing this will simply get in the way of it. If no attack is made against friendly summon or player with current lowest HP, it will attack enemies as a normal summon would (though its attacks are not very powerful, being primarily defensive).
Once it becomes part of Celestial Bomb King it loses the ability to attack or intercept but must be destroyed before any other part of Bomb King can be attacked. It then uses Harden (+10,000 armor) every time the total damage done to Bomb King is greater than half of its HP before the damage was dealt.
SPELL CARD: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra : 30/50 +1 self (It'll make more sense when I word it)
?: 19/50 +1 self
i: 14/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Summon Giant Pink Bow, Place On 1WAK's Head. Laugh at it. MORAL-DOWN DAMAGE!
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 20
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 2/9... I think?
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 2/9... I think?
SB&HJ 25/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 7/30
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 4/10
Catenative Lollypopper && Smash Ball 1/11
Justice's Deight 7/9
I use my Trickster majyyks to give myself all the luck. All of it.
I poke the Meatshield.
I use Stroke of Twelve on the Core.
I ask the Magic Cue Ball what the Spoil that 1WAK Soul will drop is. *places majyyk spell on cue ball to let me look in permanently*
I begin to summon Lava Spawn Turtle (Piece of Bomb King) [1/3] (at the current rate of summoning it will be successfully summoned on the same turn as Celestial Bomb King will be complete, and thus will never take a single turn as a proper summon, but I digress)
The magma continues to spill forth from the rent within the earth whence the Void Damascus emerged, spreading at an alarming rate to form a molten pool. Bubbles of liquid rock appear slowly in its center, hinting at something yet to emerge.
*Opens and raises umbrella*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I finish Vi Naturae
I finish Navitas Nox
2/? for Thunderhead OR thunderhead (thunderhead as in the massive storm clouds, meant to give me ridiculous amounts of lightning power.)
36/60 for vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
piono draws Ircucvci, and once again performs an epic time combo.
Phobos draws the emerald nova, then uses the potion of manpower, then uses Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off, Lvl 5: Point N' Shoot on the nether mobs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*LOLling so hard right now*
I use my telekinesis to pick up all the spent ammo cartridges lying around, and throw them at 1WAKS at high velocity.
I throw one cartridge at Enoch.
>>I think I shall help here. *a huge bottle of Listerine brand Soul Wash "Now with Holy Purifying Fire Technology!" appears over 1WAKS. It unscrews and pours over the empty soul plaque that is 1WAKS via the mouth... wow that's effective. Very effective. Burning a hole through it effective. Eep.*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=SONG= -> Saliva, Always
(Attacks will ALWAYS hit, except on the Godmodder. The OP Scale can still stop them.)
=CHARGE=
-1 / 50- Master Chair Redux
I hate being a Soulbot.
Naturally, the only proper way to reincarnate and get a body is to get the attention of the God Of Chairs, then kill him.
Logic, right?
=ACTION=
I decide to CHARGE MY TRICKSTER ENERGY!
I THEN SMITE THE FIELD WITH ZILLYBEAMS!
=COMMAND=
-Necrodancer-> Summon minions!
-Necrodancer(Summons)-> Attack Enoch!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Joker's Wild 9/11
Rednodenomicon 4/6
Heavenly Psionics and You 3/6
+1 to Leon and Leon.
I fire at the Core with Zazzerpan's Rods. I test out Void or Bust. I do this by sort of flying a few parsecs up GodCraft, and back, recording the time it takes, and how the engines hold up at the velocity and speed.
I point out the flaw in the Listerine Netpatham just poured on the 1WAK. It cannot be 'Holy Purifying Fire Technology' unless one makes it an actual machine. Or just puts nanobots into the solution. However, it could have 'Holy Purifying Fire Chemicals' and be technically correct.
Lastly, I go down to the depths of the oceans. I am obligated to do this now.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Are you sure that was the best course of action? He could have been helpful.
[REDACTED] no. He was a manipulative *******, and he needed to die.
I do not know whether he told the truth like he said he did. Maybe you are correct. Anyways, to why I came up here. I need you to be aware of a few things. I will not tolerate your amimic relationships if they get in the way of logical thinking.
Why the hell do you think I have regular sloppy make-out sessions with Araeva?
The evidence suggests-
Screw the evidence! I promise we aren't, and even if we were, I wouldn't make it disruptive.
Good, I can trust you. I've got to get going. Oh, and warn everyone about the demon!
You walk off. You have spoken to everybody in the room, except for... her. You would rather like to avoid ever speaking to her, but you suppose you have no choice. No use in loosing teammates over petty disputes.
B: 10/50
+1 from Zerithos. +1 back, +1 to Aegis.
Miraj charm target: necrodancer (this can be used as a 10k heal.)
Fordwing: Keep attacking the 1-WAK with aura sphere (luckily everyone ignores his gimmick...)
Miraj, you have too much to live for. Don't die on me. I sooth and heal her.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 3/6 = nectar carrot (I miscounted or something. This is the proper number.)
Cloth bandage || fine wool (that I made a long time ago) = ??? 1/?
Potion of lucid dreaming +1
I have such a massive potion stockpile. No one buys stuff. Maybe I need to focus on upgrading potions so that their power is more obvious in the name. Most of these potions are quite good honestly...
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 () --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Maniac: I actually had that little event planned as a response to anyone trying to tamper with Wilson's stock. So the same thing would have happened no matter who it was.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 27/50
Giant Everything: 27/40
----PART 3----
HAL 9000 (minecraft avatar) teleports to cave, where he covers every possible entrances to avoid suspicion. Then, he builds a connection jammer.
(SIDEQUEST CHARGE) connection jammer: 1/20
HAL 9000 looks over at the construction.
Perfect...
----END OF PART 3---
I'll be making my great escape now!
They have "Ultraclean Technology". Deal with it. Ad copy doesn't always obey usages.
Hmm. This sounds suspiciously similar to something in a different thread in the past.
>>Speaking of that-due to events beyond IDMG control the Lovecraftian Horror Mythos has shown up anyway, so you have been released.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Potion of Magic duplicate 2 1/1
Potion of Magic >O< Orb of Magic 1/? ((I think this is open now...))
Drink one potion, and use the subsequent mana to cast Isaac's Legendary Missile Storm at 1WAKS.
Poke the Meatshield.
Shoot 1WAKS with all the new gnu glue guns from the New Gnu Gun News's new gnu glue gun gnu news.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I add a new invention of mine, the Gurnade-o'Matic 8000â„¢, to the Alchemiter Complex! {An alchemy processed using the Gurnade-o'Maticâ„¢ does extra damage and becomes single-or-limited use. Due to becoming a Gurnadeâ„¢. The symbol for this is Item Gâ„¢ 1/1. I suggest that this be a single-post process, but that is up to you.}
I charge my stuff, and +1 Erelye!
Becoming very angry, I charge the Soul with nothing but an ENOURMOUS FLAMING CHICKEN FOR A HEAD! THAT IS A NUKE! RAAAAAAAHHH!
*BOOM*
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
21/50 Uberghast B + 1 fseftr
8/25 Health Care Package + 1 Serpent
> R. K.: Laughing Dead at the Core.
The Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = The Crimson Handshake (Level 7: 3/8)
Helpin' fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates
33% Ubercharge
0% MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 38/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 13/20
Halloween Surprise: 13/50
I wait patiently this turn, while offering a healing boost to the AG entity closest to death.
Sword Damage: 123K/150K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
?: 19/50 +1 self
i: 14/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Walk on moonlight, talk about the boggy. MOONWALK 1WAK
I view the results of the following alchemies:
Fluorite Octet - Vehicle
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 19
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 1/9... I think?
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 1/9... I think?
Void Damascus Armor [3/3]: 65, 000 hp, 25,000 Armor, weak attack power, on its turn will attempt to intercept any attack made against friendly summon or player with the current lowest HP (not counting mooks). Ideally it would prefer to interrupt the attack but failing this will simply get in the way of it. If no attack is made against friendly summon or player with current lowest HP, it will attack enemies as a normal summon would (though its attacks are not very powerful, being primarily defensive).
Once it becomes part of Celestial Bomb King it loses the ability to attack or intercept but must be destroyed before any other part of Bomb King can be attacked. It then uses Harden (+10,000 armor) every time the total damage done to Bomb King is greater than half of its HP before the damage was dealt.
Celestial Bomb King: [6/10]
?: 19/50 +1 self
i: 14/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Summon Giant Pink Bow, Place On 1WAK's Head. Laugh at it.
MORAL-DOWN DAMAGE!
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 20
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 2/9... I think?
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 2/9... I think?
I UNPLUG 5L1N65H07. THIS WILL MAKE HIS NEXT ACTI()N FAIL. I THEN CHALLENGE THE NECR()DANCER T() A DANCING C()NTEST.
GAME()?????: 20/50
The L()rd stares up at the Fourth-Wall....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Candy Corn Liquor 7/30
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 4/10
Catenative Lollypopper && Smash Ball 1/11
Justice's Deight 7/9
I use my Trickster majyyks to give myself all the luck. All of it.
I poke the Meatshield.
I use Stroke of Twelve on the Core.
I ask the Magic Cue Ball what the Spoil that 1WAK Soul will drop is. *places majyyk spell on cue ball to let me look in permanently*
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
| play the Devil's Interval. Dancing tentacles give the Core a little more pokes than what could be considered healthy.
Melodic Alterblade Complete!
Aries' Annihilator 3/6
Code: 8r8kH34D
The End 4/10
The Feline 21/35
The Beldam 21/40
Skeletron's special is called Headspin, not Handspin
The magma continues to spill forth from the rent within the earth whence the Void Damascus emerged, spreading at an alarming rate to form a molten pool. Bubbles of liquid rock appear slowly in its center, hinting at something yet to emerge.
Celestial Bomb King:[7/10]
HMAS Ship: 29/50
Vengeance: 49/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 2/2
Blue: Shoot ultramarine at Miraj
Fseftr: Attack
Florite Octet AND Lapis Lazuli 9/9