SB&HJ 15/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 15/15 Aw yiss. I run up to 1WAKS, do an ACROBATIC GORILLAING PIROUETTE, Trickster-PCHOOOOO up to his mouth, and PIERCE ITS HEAVENS with a GIGA DRILL BREAK. Or its hells, I guess.
Teal Octet 9/9 Huh. I flip the Octet. Not roll, flip. I decide to target... a PG entity.
Cherubim Colossus 11/11 Welp. I wonder what this is.
Catenative Lollypopper 6/9
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) Postponed)
Alright, Lil' Cal secured. Tho I could probably have asked for both of Talist's Spoils. Meh. Anyways, I use majyyks to replace Cal's eyes with pool balls and alternate them rapidly. I also try to use it to glimpse the RAW POWER of Lord English. If that doesn't work I attempt to recreate Calamity. With an Anti-Godmodder dummy. Or just use it on 1WAKS's Mouth. Or a PG entity if that fails.
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From more than a thousand kilometers out, the Manufactory is simply bright, a blob of white light against the slightly dimmer Moon...
From five hundred kilometers, it is a glowing oval, indistinct around the edges...
From two hundred and fifty, it is strange, jagged, and surrounded by a glittering metallic fog...
From fifty, it is a massive hulk of steel and shielding, surrounded by a buzzing multitude of lesser vessels, everything from cruisers to tiny builder drones, and studded with weaponry, missile silos, railguns, lasers, fusion-plasma accelerators...
And, of course, visible from a massive distance, the GAHMD, a ten kilometer cylinder mounted by a huge mobile turret dome of steel to the sixty by twenty by twenty kilometer mass of the whole, just in front of the great ring of the Warp Ring...
A message; >GAHMD IS READY TO FIRE...
As I watch, it fires, glowing brightly for a moment, then jerking once, vibrating the entire Manufactory as massive engines counteract the recoil, the projectile only visible for a fraction of a second as its two hundred and forty by sixty meter mass flashes away to some target designated by my ally... Twenty seconds later, the pale blue square of Minecraft lights up brightly with the impact...
I watch the blastwave of my orbital strike fade, leaving a crater... I missed the target, but this was a planned experiment, a test of the relativistic accelerators. A failed test.
Memories are growing in the back of my mind, strange memories, memories condemning the Demon named Amperzand, comdemning me...
Dynamic Deathbringer 6/11
Velocity's Craft 3/4
RPLS-SH 19/50
Esoteric Tinkering 2/50
I switch Falling Out to particle-beam mode, and begin attempting to burn/delete/quantumify bits off of the Soul's mouth!
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If anyone can spare charges so I can get my plot line done in time it would be greatly appreciated and I would happily return the favor. Also, Twin, the Green miles thing was wrong because 1. that is on an article of clothing, and 2. it only just happens to look like that, it's actually a visual interpretation of what paradoxes look like/ do to timelines.
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5/5 Castle of Wonder
I suppose it is time to actually turn this into an entity... The castle is now an armory and a rest area for everyone, including the Godmodder, surrounded by high, strong walls. The corners are heavily reinforced, and are each topped with the cannons I mentioned earlier; there is also an even more reinforced gate that is topped with two more cannons. All of these cannons target the weakest hostile entity on the field and attack it all at once unless there is a threat to its own existence, in which case it will auto-fire on that target. It has as much health as twin wants to give it with this in mind: It can rebuild itself and gets better (faster) at doing so every time it does so (this is actually what I've been charging this entire time, not that building of it, but its ability to construct. I'm also planning on cannibalizing this ability and using it to finish my plot line if that's allowed, which would make it completely vulnerable to attack.) Twin, you know have (almost) complete control over this thing, players can strengthen themselves with it, and you can blow hostiles your tired of to bits with its six super-cannons, I hope you like it.
6/20 WEITT
10/11 Lunacy
Air >o< = Air Elemental Orb 1/3
Volcanic Elemental Orb 2/4
+1 to Erelye again
+1 to Talist again
The guy in the cloak uses the Red Scale, and shows why he's the one who has it by waving his hands and summoning a huge, almost melting form the sky onto the 1WAKS. Consumed by rage, he starts slinging it through the 1WAKS's crystalline wing. He swings it through the wing multiple times before finally sending it into the "void halo."
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Doing this man sniping all these posts.
SB&HJ 13/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 13/15
Teal Octet 7/9
Magic Cue Ball 11/11 Aw yiss. I ask it the MOST important question. "Why is/was the Godmodder afraid of tubas?" *shakes* *uses majyyks to peer into*
Cherubim Colossus 9/11
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) D: Postponed)
(Catenative Lollypopper (4/9) Forgotten (sorry(will resume later?)))
I preview Terezi's Coin || Fluorite Octet.
I take every Octet made so far and fire it into 1WAK Soul's cavernous maw. This includes the Amethyst Eightfold, the Cthonic Octave, the Faceless Eight, Perfectly Generic Octet, Combatdice, Dicespheres, Cthulian Octave, and the Eightfold Lovecraftia. I then throw some eggs, bombs, and egg bombs into his mouth. (x2 refrance combob)
I double +1 TT2000.
If the 02 music has ended I pop MeGaLoVania or MeGaDanceVaNia in. Because Homestuck.
MAGIC CUE BALL: It is said to make predictions with alarming precision and specificity. Unfortunately, it can only reveal itself to those with enhanced visions.
A CHILDHOOD INCIDENT. HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
And I'm pretty sure there was more... All the dice lose their pips upon entering 1WAK's Mouth! However, the sheer multitude of them deals 5,000 damage! The eggs, bombs, and egg bombs deal 3,000 more damage!
You insert MeGaLoVania. The storm clouds turn a cobalt color... The battle's pace intensifies!
Twin its about time we talk about the Power Vortex's surprise... Its almost done and i still dont know how much i can push the OP scale or how much energy the gate should need for this. Like i said earlier, 200 turns like i have it now is too much obviously. That'd be pretty much equivalent to 600 charges, more than enough to wipe the field several times and end the universe along with the field.
Multi-Powersuit 6/50
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 40/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 20/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
Multi-Powersuit 7/50
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 41/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 21/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I feed the soul bottled antipolarity and see what happens!
I telekinetically grab Eightfold Lovecraftia before it can come anywhere near the maw. And the Cthonic Octave, which I give back to Amp. Then, I ignite the Mouth with emerald fire.
As usual, the soldiers fall back. So simple. Turning around, you see that your friends have blown off a large portion of the torso of the Black King. You suppose it is time to deal some real damage.
As you think this, you raise your wand, firing a blast of violet energy out towards him. The beam is quite thick, about the size of a truck, but more round. Wait, what is a truck? You have no idea, but you think it is probably some kind of myth. Just before the beam enters the skull of the King, he procures his own beam of energy. Oh.
It is about ten times larger than yours. You extend your will, trying to push the other beam back. You succeed.
Momentarily.
Right afterwards, the other blast alarmingly grows in intensity, and tears through your beam like it was naught. You can hear a few people shouting your name, but you cannot make out who they are over the roar of the blast directly in front of your face.
SB&HJ 14/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 14/15
Teal Octet 8/9
Cherubim Colossus 10/11
Catenative Lollypopper 5/9
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) Postponed)
I use the Twitchy Staff on 1WAKS's mouth.
I use Hella Diceroll on 1WAKS's mouth. For the first time. Freaking takes forever for me to actually see what my techs do.
The Twitchy Staff deals 15,000 damage, but doesn't Confuse the Soul! Enoch and Margantuar are Confused!
You take out the Dicestaction Octagonapus, in all of their horribly .jpeg'd glory. You load them into a rocket launcher and fire them straight at the Mouth! They sail towards it, spinning around frantically, and just sort of fall down on the ground. They do absolutely nothing. Welp. Looks like the Soul's luck-stealing aura is in full effect...
The NECRODANCER puts up a sign, saying the current effect of the song.
(+500 to all Player Attacks, x1.5 OWAKS'S ATTACK POWER)
I use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on OWAKS's mouth.
The Necrodancer uses Necromancy. Summoned entities will attack OWAKS's mouth.
Doze targets OWAKS's mouth.
Good.
You use Providence's Topper, heading into the Soul's mind! What you see defies human comprehension. There were eyes everywhere... Floating in the middle of it all was a small, Kirby-like object... You snap out of your trance, shrivel up and die. This doesn't count as you using it up.
"Right, melee is not the way to do this. Evaluating situation..."
Nether: drone there uses NINJANEER on the group of pigmen.
Overworld: I might as well be throwing meat into a grinder with this strategy, and I only have so many minions in my army. Give me time to think...
Eight thousand drones, airborne and mounted with many different guns, fire a withering hail of bullets into 1WAK Soul's mouth. Four thousand SINS OF MY PAST on the ground claw at 1WAK Soul to distract it so that the gunners can attack more easily. Fun fact: Liquefied Orphans make a great drone power source.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NINJANEER
You look at the Zombie Pigmen and completely flash-step through them, scattering the group. When they recover, they wonder what that was about when they see that, in their confusion, you snuck behind the group and built a Level 3 Sentry Gun outfitted with the barrels of More Gun. You use the Rancho Relaxo taunt as you kill one of them. The rest flee.
POST 2; MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
Twilight Tank Chassis -c Quantum Conch Thruster. Ok then, I will have to speed this up... it is time to start it. I will need to cut out some stuff, though... but I think I will still be able to do it. Twin, what is an estimated time limit on sidequests to end?
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ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 150/1000 AQUA: 150/1000 TERRA: 150/1000 AER: 150/1000 ORDO: 150/1000 PERDITO: 150/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Erelysouled Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR, ERELYESOUL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII ERELYESOUL: IIIIIIIIII
Continue giving 1WAKS a generous helping of everything in my arsenal.
I grab Enoch and throw him at 1WAKS!
*bing* >Your research is here. Sorry it took so long, there is a major operation happening which is taking up a lot of memory. No, not THAT Operation.
I make a Glyph of Soul Leech out of actual physical materials and specify the target as 1WAKS. I activate it.
6,500 damage!
1 damage to the Meatshield! No damage to the Soul.
The Soul HAS NO SOUL. Contradictory, I know. But it's a heartless abomination that has died three times... And has spent a year stewing in the depths of the Void. Its soul is long gone.
I examine Void or Bust. Directly afterwards, I do Vis Relay && Arcane Singularity && Flux Vent || Piston 1/???.
Then, I just sort of... throw players that are not people who actually post into the maw of 1WAK. They are, of course, filled with cyanide that has been modified to not have any properties besides those that kill.
Great. Now, you are on Derse. Or, your dream self is. Actually, you have been meaning to do something here for a while now... You quietly rush down the streets.
VOID OR BUST: A heavily modified warship that runs on ~ATH coding. Attached to its mast is a massive drill powered by essentia that can unleash nuclear attacks and EMPs. The engine room is operated through a grafter lockengine that harnesses the powers of eldritch monoliths.
The Stinger Complete!
Last Drink 9/10
Melodic Alterblade 2/7
Boiler Hat N Scratcher
The Beldam 16/40
Skeletron 12/15
The Feline 16/35
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
7,500 damage!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
THE STINGER: A sniper rifle covered in a caramel carapace. Its barrel takes the form of long, white-hot stick which fires bolts of energy. Has a chance of poisoning foes.
I'm assuming you mean the Bowler Hat...
Bowler Hat /\/ Scratcher = Cue Billycock
CUE BILLYCOCK: A white billycock with a green stripe.
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
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The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
1/10
10/10x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
10/10 Poseidon's Culler < FINE 1/11
10/10 After Eight AND Shadowcast Silver Circlet AND Earth Magic Rune = Pitch Black 1/11
COMBAT OPERANDI - NEXT POST
75 post - What A Smash - All three of the Smash Bros Fighters are abruptly are empowered by a rainbow aura. They simultaneously use their smashes giving them invulnerability and 2x attack for this round.
POSEIDON'S CULLER: A massive trident forged from ice and water. Ribbons of water encircle it. The middle blade can extend to become a sword's blade.
AFTER EIGHT: A long sword wrapped in black cloth, obscuring its multicolored, enraptured blade. Its strikes are solid darkness.
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
Although you really need to remember about the 50-post charge cap... All players will use their Special Attacks!
Poseidon's Culler > Fine = Neptune's Beard (Level 10: 1/11)
After Eight && Shadowcast Silver Circlet && Earth Magic Rune = Beware the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Alight... this post is going to be a big one for me. So of course I should do it after midnight.
First off, Crypt of the Necrodancer huh? I actually saw a video of it a while ago and thought it was really cool. So about 2 weeks ago, I spent a few hours trying to replicate it in Minecraft. And IreCreeper, your summon reminded me of it. So I got it out, spent a few more hours polishing it, and I might as well share it. http://www.mediafire.com/download/uqyua6wbucd2xxe/Eyes of the Beast test.zip It has a metronome and everything! Although it is still kinda buggy.
Miraj: 50/50
Lucario: 50/50 DOUBLE FINISHED
First entity, Miraj. Many summons have massive, devastating creatures stomp their way onto the battlefield, but not this one. A fairly large rabbit hops onto the battlefield. And when I say fairly large, I mean for a rabbit. (she isn't 20 stories tall or something). There are only 2 things that make this rabbit seem different from any other rabbit. First, her fur. Rather than maybe a brown or grey or white, her fur is a somewhat dull yellow. Not a very normal "rabbity" color. The second thing is she has a short, spiraling horn coming from her forehead like that of a unicorn. She doesn't look at all threatening, in fact, she's actually adorable.
Miraj: 125,000/125,000 HP
Weakness: ????? (she gets a little bonus hp in exchange for having a weakness. If anyone can find the mythology she is from, they'll find her weakness hopefully without too much issue.)
Attacks:
Captivate: applies a status effect, "charmed" to any other entity. This can stack up to 20 times. If she charms an enemy, that enemy cannot intentionally attack her (she can still be hurt by their AOE attacks). Charming an ally means that at any point the ally wishes, they may remove all layers of charmed from themselves and gain HP equal to 5,000 * Charm level.
Passive: When ever she is attacked directly by an enemy or helped by an ally, the other entity has a 33% chance of having 1 layer of charmed applied to them.
And yes, I am making Miraj VERY passive in hopes of making her live longer. This might be my last hurrah, so better make it count.
Next, Lucario. I do actually have a shiny lucario in pokemon X/Y, so instead of the normal blue, Fordwing (And that is his name in my Pokemon game) is instead a golden color. And it is a pity I summoned him a few hours too late. I summoned him 1 day after the release of Brawl for 3DS. You probably know what a lucario looks like, so I'll skip that on go on to stats.
HP: 30,000/30,000 with 5 respawns (yes, OP. just wait.)
When he has taken more than 10,000 damage, instead of doing a normal attack on him, an enemy may attempt to KO him. The percentage chance of this working is equal to (damage taken) / 250. For the simple way to find that out, take the damage he has taken, knock off 3 zeros, then multiply by 4. For example, if he has taken 15,000 damage, the chance of a KO being successful is equal to 15% * 4 or 60% or 3/5. Thus, if he has taken 25,000 damage or more, a KO is sure to work. 25,000HP * 5 Respawns = 125,000 HP, but he'll sometimes be dying with less than 25,000 damage based on luck. If you think this is OP, nerf it down to 4 respawns.
Attacks:
Aura Sphere: Deals 5,000 unavoidable damage (not to the Godmodder of course). What I mean by unavoidable is that it will ignore other entity's gimmicks that affect necessary attack order. So it ignores things like the meat shield (which, may I add, is massively overpowered. 50 * about 4,000 damage per attack = 200,000 extra hp).
Counter: For the rest of the turn, whenever Fordwing take damage, he deals half of that damage back to the attacker.
Flash Cannon: Deals 2,500 avoidable damage and causes the next attack on the target to mini-crit.
Passive: Steadfast: If something (non story related) stuns him and prevents him from attacking, he will be able to attack twice next turn.
Final: "Witness the [fairly useless] power of the aura...": Deals MASSIVE damage to one enemy with a massive inferno of pure soul energy. But due to its horrific rate of turn, it can only be used on very slow or very stupid targets.
Miraj, Charm the 1-WAK if that is even possible. And Fordwing, "charm" it with a flash cannon.
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Splash venom potion O0O Splash potion of Frostbite = ??? 1/3
Golden Carrot > fine = diamond carrot 2/3
Splash potion of frostbite +1
Now I'm left with the choice of which of my side quests do I want to do... I had 2 planned. One to do with the dragons, and one to do more with Wilson. The second one is longer, more interesting and more story relevant, so I'll probably try that one. I'll have to shave off some of the "fluff", but I think it will be fine. I'll try and start once the 1-WAK is dead.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 (+20 from pure heart charge) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Strangely enough, music started playing throughout the battlefield. It reminded Wilson that, even though he was pretty bad at it, he did somewhat enjoy dancing.
@Generic: I would be willing to trade lil' Cal for the potion supply. Just a warning though, he isn't as useful as he seems. Partly because I don't like to ruin other people's entities by cursing them, and partly because the guys you really want to use him on (bosses) are immune anyway.
Miraj added! Lucario added! Let me post the tweaked entity stats...
!!!IMPORTANT. TWEAKED ENTITY STATS. YOU ALL ARE GOING TO WANT TO LOOK AT THIS!!!
First, here are the OLD STATS for comparison:
Instant Summon = 15-20,000 HP / ~500 ATK
10-Post Charge = 20-40,000 HP / ~1,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 40-60,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 60-75,000 HP / ~3,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 80-100,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 100-120,000 HP / ~5,000 ATK
And now here are the NEW STATS:
Instant Summon = Mind-Controlled Instantly
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Alright. Since you both agree, you trade the Lil' Cal for the Potion Supply.
Leaving my new ally to continue the fight, I call in a dropship and head to orbit and the Manufactory for the first time since just after the I Debacle...
Esoteric Tinkering 1/50
Velocity's Craft 2/4
GAHMD IS CHARGING 2/3
RPLS-SH 18/50
I feed an atom bomb to the 1WAK-S, then crank the Record Scratcher to a volume beyond that of jazz, to pure musical force, and fire a beam of incandescent music into the mouth of the abomination!
Last Drink Complete!
Melodic Alterblade 3/7
Code: NinjaV24
Code: Psiionic
The Beldam 17/40
Skeletron 13/15
The Feline 17/35
1 damage!
THE LAST DRINK: A large minigun with a built-in SCP-294 interface. Also contains built-in flame nozzles from a flamethrower that spew pure corruption.
NinjaV24 = Enderman Goggles
Psiionic = Gemini Pendant
ENDERMAN GOGGLES: A set of purple-tinted goggles that allow you to see the world through the eyes of an Enderman. Everything you see looks inverted.
GEMINI PENDANT: A pendant of a gold Gemini symbol. Hung around the neck.
So...
PRAISE HELIX / PRAISE DOME
I use ONE FLIP on OWAKS.
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE FLIP
You expend 4 Elf Tears and 5 Weasel Snot.
You step towards the Soul, holding your ground, forcing yourself to look upwards at his eldritch form. Although he has no eyes with which to look at you, you can tell he's watching you. You pull out a coin. One side is red, emblazoned with the image of a helix. The other is blue, emblazoned with the image of a dome. All it takes is one flip... The coin pirouettes into the air. When it lands, the outcome is clear.
It lands red.
PRAISE HELIX
Red light shines from the coin as thousands of Helix Fossils fly out, forming a giant Helix Bubble that stares at the Soul! Massive light crackles between the Helixes as they all mature into Omanytes, and then Omastars! They all point their tentacles at the Soul, and a spiraling helix forms in front of him... It collides into the Soul, exploding! Thousands of voices yell commands for the Soul to take at once, but it can't! It attempts to suck them all into its cavernous mouth, but that only makes it more enraged! It roars, and in its weakness, you get up and shoot it with The Other Side! Goomba-critted 60,000 damage!
The Soul's previously ghostly form solidifies... Its body turns a dull red...
I step down into the bowels of Grayhold, and reach a small room. At this point, I uncover a slit on the wall, and pull a lever within, revealing a fairly large opening in the wall. This room is not really an artificial room at all. Nay, it is a medium-sized cavern with no other entrances. Inside the cavern, the floor has been replaced with grass, and there are apiaries and alvearies all over, a few hives, and essentia tubes connecting to a modified Lamp of Fertility. Who knew all one had to do was infuse it with honeycombs and Salis Mundus, and voila! A lamp that enhances the speed at which bees breed and die, all for the cost of some Spiritus. Oh. There happens to be a Spiritus leak in one of the tubes. I quickly patch it up with some quicksilver before I inhale too much essentia. Then, I walk over to the nearest alveary, and open the hatch. There appear to be just a few more minutes... I stick in an Oblivion Frame...
*three minutes later*
Ah. As I open the hatch once more, I reveal... Beenary Bees. A princess and three drones. Excellent. At that, I stick those into a specialized Apiculture Network I created for this occasion. Now, it looks like I can obtain very large amounts of mind honey.
I pour liquid oxygen down the maw of 1WAK.
Are you certain I cannot read the Infinity Causality Textbook? It seems relatively harmless.
This is the first time you have been on Derse, as you have not slept the entirety of the session. You find the dark purple-made streets, walls, and basically everything quite interesting. This reminds you of that story Virnul told about what happened the first time he woke up on Derse. You recall it was about pubs, space poker, and bar fights. From what you know, the Dersite authorities have been looking for him ever since.
The thing is, you really have no idea where you are going. It will all lead up to where you wish to go eventually, so all you have to do is not get stabbed. As you think this, a Carapacian completely covered by shawls and other clothing glances at you, and reaches towards his belt. At this, you rush off, towards a building that looks like a palace of some sort.
16,000 damage!
Oh, go ahead. I won't stop you. I was just giving you a word of caution.
What happened originally with its origin was that serpent retrieved it from the ancestral creeper, after a period of time, I can't remember what the series of events was, you got ahold of the gunpowder, then lost it sometime during your time on the battlefield, and it ended up somewhere in the ruins of your castle. Tricky was bouncing around the battlefield while piono was on Alternia gathering artifacts for piono and obtained: the artifacts used by the Felt (Die's Voodoo doll, Quarter's quarters (heavily mutilated, to the point of being unusable), Egg's timer, Biscuits's oven, and Crowbar's crowbar. No others because all the other Felt got their abilities naturally), and the ancestral gunpowder. Probably a handful of others, but unless they aren't going to be too terribly overpowered or game-breaking, I don't want to retcon them into Tricky's shopping list.
7/11 for Superosque
2/11 for Vi Naturae
2/11 for Navitas Nox
27/50 for Vulcanos
10/15 for charged attack
Also, I forgot a story bit, pretend this happened the round Dimentio died.
And before anyone asks, yes, I'm censoring out God, as I don't like using it as a cussword.
A girl sits in her room.
Its stark and grey, and rather large.
Not like her personal room.
She relocated to this one to accommodate the large mound of blown out computers and the machine she used to make them.
The sounds of imminent death surround her, the multiverse being torn apart just outside the wall of the complex she resides in.
And for the first time in her life, she is helpless. Truly helpless.
tears of despair trickle down her cheeks, but she stops...
ping Wh8t........
ping.
She quickly scrambles over to the last computer. The only one that didn't explode when she turned on.
A cry of relief.
And then she realizes that the sounds are gone.
She quickly logs on. Are you there? Hello? Please tell me you're still there. Yes, oh *** yes, Is it over? Yes, barely. We were only a short time away. But we made it. ........ Well then. I'm not........ completely sure what to do now. Well, I'm afraid I don't know. I have to leave though, in my absence... I'm worried about what I might find. Wait! 8efore you go, Promise me you'll come 8ack. I promise. On one condition. What would that 8e? Give him heck. >::::) Will do.
piono turns to the mouth, and draws Levis Ignis.
I have been waiting to try this out. (twin, is it okay if instead of just flat out hammer time, piono has a different battle technique for each one of the level 10 elemental alchemies he's obtained?) piono unleases Ring of Fire lvl10: 4510 Fahrenheit upon 1WAKSoul.
Phobos pulls out his trump card against massive mook hordes:
Combat Operandi: Fear.
Got it.
Not really. :/ Although I can make your next Battle Technique chain revolve around using those alchemies (selected at random for the attack).
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => FEAR
You expend 3 of every Sacred Item.
All Nether mobs are inflicted with the Fear debuff!
8/11 for Superosque
3/11 for Vi Naturae
3/11 for Navitas Nox
28/50 for Vulcanos
11/15 for charged attack
piono uses Deep Freeze Lvl10: Timestopper on 1WAKSoul's mouth.
Phobos, having now applied a damage increasing debuff to the enemies, drinks a potion of manpower (double damage) and a potion of rejuvenation (minicrits!), loads up the Emerald Nova with psi-shells (using Levis Ignis wasn't using up a level 10 alchemy, just to use a different battle technique, or attempt to. Loading up Emerald Nova with psi-shells is), and uses Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell for massive damage. Not on Rage, the mooks first. If somehow this is enough of a damage booster to kill all the mooks and still have overflow damage (which I highly doubt) it hits Rage rather than the Wall of Thorns.
To count up the total attack damage: potion of manpower (doubles damage), fear (doubles or whatever the multiplier is you decided, but to mooks only), potion of rejuvenation (x1.5 damage multiplier form mini-critting), Emerald Nova usage (which also applies an attack buff to the wither skeletons and a debuff to Rage and the Wall of Thorns), using a battle technique, and using up a level 10 alchemy.
Whew. Don't think I'm ever going to pull off so many attack modifiers in one post again.
You raise up the Big Chill and fire a blast of pure time energy at the Mouth! It pulses around the Soul, freezing it in time! It flickers in the sky... You time-step up towards the Soul, a chill radiating from your blade. Your time-clones get to work, slashing the inside of the Mouth before the Soul has a chance to react. After a good minute of thrasing, your clones reform and you slice open the Mouth, rolling out of it while you unfreeze the Soul! 20,000 damage!
A Potion of Manpower crits, it doesn't deal double damage, and crits and mini-crits doesn't stack, so the attack only crits!
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
You use the Emerald Nova, killing both Colossal Magma Cubes!
Multi-Powersuit 8/50
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 42/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 22/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows to charge! (Charges: 1)
I attack the meatshield with barrage!
I dance to 02 theme. This increases it's effectiveness.
I THR()W A B()MB INT() 1WAKS M()UTH!
GA????????: 7/50
But Vs. 02 isn't playing anymore! Therefore you're caught in a singularity which peels the skin from your bones and replaces them with bananas! Your attack fails.
POST 2;
Twilight Tank Chassis -c Quantum Conch Thruster = ? 2/?. MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
Ok then... SIDEQUEST GET! In this sidequest, you will need to save Eglarbroad Vanndelsnatch! You will be traversing the Glitch Temple to find Eglarbroad. More info will be told when the time comes. This will be cut short, due to time constraints. To enter the sidequst, go to the Voidwalker which will transport you into the Void where the temple resides! Please enter the Voidwalkr, if you want to join the sidequest, as soon as possible so there will be more time for it to go on.
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SA|||||
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VO||ID|
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 150/1000 AQUA: 150/1000 TERRA: 150/1000 AER: 150/1000 ORDO: 150/1000 PERDITO: 150/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Erelysouled Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR, ERELYESOUL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII ERELYESOUL: IIIIIIIIII
SB&HJ 15/50 x2
Giga Drill Break 15/15 Aw yiss. I run up to 1WAKS, do an ACROBATIC GORILLAING PIROUETTE, Trickster-PCHOOOOO up to his mouth, and PIERCE ITS HEAVENS with a GIGA DRILL BREAK. Or its hells, I guess.
Teal Octet 9/9 Huh. I flip the Octet. Not roll, flip. I decide to target... a PG entity.
Cherubim Colossus 11/11 Welp. I wonder what this is.
Catenative Lollypopper 6/9
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) Postponed)
Alright, Lil' Cal secured. Tho I could probably have asked for both of Talist's Spoils. Meh. Anyways, I use majyyks to replace Cal's eyes with pool balls and alternate them rapidly. I also try to use it to glimpse the RAW POWER of Lord English. If that doesn't work I attempt to recreate Calamity. With an Anti-Godmodder dummy. Or just use it on 1WAKS's Mouth. Or a PG entity if that fails.
15,000 damage!
CHERUBIUM COLOSSUS: An obscenely large lollipop that flashes in multiple colors. Careful. You've only got one use from this.
TEAL OCTET: A set of eight teal coins. On their heads sides is emblazoned a white circle with a grey smaller circle in the middle. On their tails sides are the same circles (or discs?) with a Scratch cut through them.
You flip the Teal Octet. H for Heads, S for Scratch.
S-H-S-H-S-S-H-H
Four scratches and four heads... A massive holographic teal disc appears. Half of it is scratched, the other is not. The scratched side fires beams of golden light at Enoch! The other side remains dormant... 1 damage!
No matter what magic you use, Lil' Cal remains a simple doll. You use it on the Mouth, dealing 12,000 damage!
From more than a thousand kilometers out, the Manufactory is simply bright, a blob of white light against the slightly dimmer Moon...
From five hundred kilometers, it is a glowing oval, indistinct around the edges...
From two hundred and fifty, it is strange, jagged, and surrounded by a glittering metallic fog...
From fifty, it is a massive hulk of steel and shielding, surrounded by a buzzing multitude of lesser vessels, everything from cruisers to tiny builder drones, and studded with weaponry, missile silos, railguns, lasers, fusion-plasma accelerators...
And, of course, visible from a massive distance, the GAHMD, a ten kilometer cylinder mounted by a huge mobile turret dome of steel to the sixty by twenty by twenty kilometer mass of the whole, just in front of the great ring of the Warp Ring...
A message; >GAHMD IS READY TO FIRE...
As I watch, it fires, glowing brightly for a moment, then jerking once, vibrating the entire Manufactory as massive engines counteract the recoil, the projectile only visible for a fraction of a second as its two hundred and forty by sixty meter mass flashes away to some target designated by my ally... Twenty seconds later, the pale blue square of Minecraft lights up brightly with the impact...
I watch the blastwave of my orbital strike fade, leaving a crater... I missed the target, but this was a planned experiment, a test of the relativistic accelerators. A failed test.
Memories are growing in the back of my mind, strange memories, memories condemning the Demon named Amperzand, comdemning me...
Dynamic Deathbringer 6/11
Velocity's Craft 3/4
RPLS-SH 19/50
Esoteric Tinkering 2/50
I switch Falling Out to particle-beam mode, and begin attempting to burn/delete/quantumify bits off of the Soul's mouth!
If anyone can spare charges so I can get my plot line done in time it would be greatly appreciated and I would happily return the favor. Also, Twin, the Green miles thing was wrong because 1. that is on an article of clothing, and 2. it only just happens to look like that, it's actually a visual interpretation of what paradoxes look like/ do to timelines.
/null
5/5 Castle of Wonder
I suppose it is time to actually turn this into an entity... The castle is now an armory and a rest area for everyone, including the Godmodder, surrounded by high, strong walls. The corners are heavily reinforced, and are each topped with the cannons I mentioned earlier; there is also an even more reinforced gate that is topped with two more cannons. All of these cannons target the weakest hostile entity on the field and attack it all at once unless there is a threat to its own existence, in which case it will auto-fire on that target. It has as much health as twin wants to give it with this in mind: It can rebuild itself and gets better (faster) at doing so every time it does so (this is actually what I've been charging this entire time, not that building of it, but its ability to construct. I'm also planning on cannibalizing this ability and using it to finish my plot line if that's allowed, which would make it completely vulnerable to attack.) Twin, you know have (almost) complete control over this thing, players can strengthen themselves with it, and you can blow hostiles your tired of to bits with its six super-cannons, I hope you like it.
6/20 WEITT
10/11 Lunacy
Air >o< = Air Elemental Orb 1/3
Volcanic Elemental Orb 2/4
+1 to Erelye again
+1 to Talist again
The guy in the cloak uses the Red Scale, and shows why he's the one who has it by waving his hands and summoning a huge, almost melting form the sky onto the 1WAKS. Consumed by rage, he starts slinging it through the 1WAKS's crystalline wing. He swings it through the wing multiple times before finally sending it into the "void halo."
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*still asleep*
Well, one out of two isn't bad.
Hmm... Before it gets added I'd like to talk with you through PM.
Air >o< = Wind Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Red Scale! All your attacks for the next three turns will mini-crit. 7,500 damage!
An avalanche of Netherwrack falls on 1WAKS. This somehow only damages his mouth.
I ELECTRIFY EN()CH'S MEATSHIELD.
GA????????: 9/50
Netherwrack? What's that?
1 damage!
THE OPERATOR kills 2 Small Magma Cubes, a Rock Construct, and deals 1 damage to the Meatshield!
General Magantuar's fleet kills a Wood Construct!
The Soul shrieks violently! How have you all managed to total its Mouth so fast? It's almost unrecognizable, covered in gashes and holes... It regenerates, cuts and scrapes disappearing from its reddish form... +56,500 HP! The Soul roars once more and inhales the remaining Magma Cubes, killing them! It then spits them back out as black stars! They screa like meteors, barreling into the Necrodancer! 10,000 damage!
The Necrodancer summons a Zombie and a Slime! It and Doze deal 10,000 damage to the Mouth! Miraj attempts to charm the Soul, but cannot... Lucario uses Flash Cannon, dealing 2,500 damage to the Mouth! Next attack against it mini-crits! The Construct Squad edges to the back of the field, hoping to stay out of AOE attacks... The three players use their Special Attacks, or rather, Final Smashes!
Mario uses Mario Finale, putting his hands in front of him! Two large fireballs appear and form long columns of flame, zigzagging towards Enoch and the Soul, caught in the middle! They're roasted by the attack! 15,000 damage to the Soul! 1 damage to the Meatshield! Villager uses Timber, growing a giant tree in the middle of the field! He then cuts it down, where it topples over onto General Magantuar, crushing the remaining Magma Cubes! Meta Knight rushes over to Enoch and uses Galaxia Darkness, draping his cape over him! Darkness falls, and he scores a massive strike with his sword! 1 damage to the Meatshield! All three players ascend.
Enoch deals 10,000 damage to General Magantuar! The Godmodder deals 25,000 damage to it, and deals 25,000 damage to the Necrodancer!
The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze! Rage deals 15,000 damage to engie_ninja and Phobos! The Wall of Thorns deals 1,000 damage to every Player. The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to fseftr! 2 Zombie Pigmen run away from Fear! A Ghast deals 10,000 damage to another from Fear!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 186,000/300,000. Cube Absorption: IIII
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
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The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
2/10
10/10x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
1/11 Poseidon's Culler OR Gauntlet AND Earthquake Rune (I changed my mind and wanted Poseidon's Culler in gauntlet form)
2/11 Pitch Black
100 post - COMBAT OPERANDI - FLASH FREEZE
The temperature of the surface world of Godcraft abruptly plummets to -168Co. The sky is instantly filled with dark, heavy clouds formed from the moisture that so heavily saturated the air and blots out the sun, casting Godcraft into shadow. All notice that the air has turned an ominous, deathly white, and sheets of ice and snow already cover the ground everywhere...
The the air, which had been 100% saturated with water vapor, is no longer able to support the weight of trillions of kilos of water. However... instead of falling straight out of the sky, colossal spikes of ice as tall as the Black Monolith erupt from the ground and form over the battlefield in the blink of an eye and come crashing down, skewering anything not fast enough to escape.
That doesn't save them though.
When the spires of ice, after loosing their momentum, run as if it were melted, rushing along the ground and turning anything it catches into an icy pincushion. One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul in particular is hit hard. His mouth is pried open by a jagged wedge of ice that once inside, sprouted massive spikes that impale Kirby every which way. General Magantuar suffers a similar fate. Clippy is encased in ice and horribly disfigured, now incredibly brittle thanks to the cold, and the ice begins pressing inwards with malicious intent...until Clippy shatters. Villager, Mario, and Meta Knight are nowhere to be seen. When the mist clears, I'm seen standing with Poseidon's Culler raised over my head.
No, twin, what I meant was that instead of listing Hammer Time, you leave a semi blank space that says elemental techniques, and I make those up as needed.
10/11 for Superosque
5/11 for VI Naturae
5/11 for Navitas Nox
30/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
piono laughs, downs a potion of manpower, and uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind
Phobos, for sake of time, just shoots things with Attachyon.
Darn. Sniping these posts has become a habit bordering on fetishistic. I have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.
And yes, I know there are two (presumably Twinja'd) posts above me. Wait piono wasn't, nevermind.
SB&HJ 16/50x2
Huh. A free charge slot. NO SLOTS SHALL GO UNENCUMBERED. I START A LAZY CHARGE. Apathy 1/3
Catenative Lollypopper 7/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 1/?? Hey why not.
Cue Ball && Combatdice or Fluorite Octet 1/??
I decide to do the Leon thing and duplicate a single alchemy a bunch. I choose... the Combatdice.
Combatdice of Zillywen - 4
I demand two more confusions. The Twitchy Staff confuses two random entities. That didn't stop being a thing that was happening.
I poke the Meatshield.
"What will happen if I try to go grimdark?"*shakes and looks into again* This is fun. It's like my own personal AMA. Except, being an alchemy, everyone's free to use it.
I use Clockbreaker on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I shoot the Mouth with Carcinogenesis.
Heh. I continue to have complete control over the dance floor. I pop in the Secret Song that Serpent wants so badly. Just because. Heh.
I probably won't be able to get a post in later, so, sorry Twin, but I'm posting now.
I change the music to the Secret Song, making secret things happen such as secret levels or something. Also, hardcore scatting. Yes.
I brandish Atheist's Grip and absorb darkness powers from 1WAK-S (I think that's different from void). I use Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice, and Poison in conjunction on an AG.
Well...ow...that hurt...but I'm happy to be Steve. It wasn't as fun being trickster as I thought it would be, and I'm somewhat thankful to Lord Eryle or whoever for saving me, despite the immense pain. As such, I forgive him after ONLY 100 years in the dimension of pure pain.
31/40
It takes FOREVER to scrub off all the trickster imagery.
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=TURN ONE=
The Necrodancer's Sign: MeGaLoVania (1.5x damage to entities, first attack involving SWEET GUITARS gets a crit)
I quickly fire THE MATERAL PLANE into the air, firing a rather large high-explosive chair.
...
Nothing happens.
=COMMAND=
The Necrodancer uses Musical Assualt! (CURRENT EFFECT: Low damage / hits all HOSTILE / PG entities)
The Necrodancer's Army targets Enoch.
Doze attacks Enoch.
Another Slime appears next to the Necrodancer. They do spawn in groups of two, after all.
I take a guitar, run it through the Zillymiter, and shred SO HARD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. This does awesomeness damage to 1WAKS's Mouth. I also break the guitar over the Mouth.
SB&HJ 17/50x2
Apathy 2/3
Catenative Lollypopper 8/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 2/?? Hey why not.
Cuetet 2/??
Combatdice of Zillywen - 6 (Duplicated 2)
I ask the cue ball what the Employer is. *shakes, looks into with majyyks*
I duplicate the Cherubim Colossus. Or try to, at any rate.
I poke the Meatshield.
I use STROKE OF TWELVE on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I also launch 4 octets of Combatdice at Clippy. DO SOMETHING ALREADY.
9/50 Uberghast B + 2 fseftr
3/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: The mouth must die. Using the Laughing Dead to blow it up from the in and outside. Say "Ah, Ah!".
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Giga Drill Break 15/15 Aw yiss. I run up to 1WAKS, do an ACROBATIC GORILLAING PIROUETTE, Trickster-PCHOOOOO up to his mouth, and PIERCE ITS HEAVENS with a GIGA DRILL BREAK. Or its hells, I guess.
Teal Octet 9/9 Huh. I flip the Octet. Not roll, flip. I decide to target... a PG entity.
Cherubim Colossus 11/11 Welp. I wonder what this is.
Catenative Lollypopper 6/9
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) Postponed)
Alright, Lil' Cal secured. Tho I could probably have asked for both of Talist's Spoils. Meh. Anyways, I use majyyks to replace Cal's eyes with pool balls and alternate them rapidly. I also try to use it to glimpse the RAW POWER of Lord English. If that doesn't work I attempt to recreate Calamity. With an Anti-Godmodder dummy. Or just use it on 1WAKS's Mouth. Or a PG entity if that fails.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I BREATH PURPLE FIRE INT() THE AG SUMM()NS.
GA????????: 8/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
From five hundred kilometers, it is a glowing oval, indistinct around the edges...
From two hundred and fifty, it is strange, jagged, and surrounded by a glittering metallic fog...
From fifty, it is a massive hulk of steel and shielding, surrounded by a buzzing multitude of lesser vessels, everything from cruisers to tiny builder drones, and studded with weaponry, missile silos, railguns, lasers, fusion-plasma accelerators...
And, of course, visible from a massive distance, the GAHMD, a ten kilometer cylinder mounted by a huge mobile turret dome of steel to the sixty by twenty by twenty kilometer mass of the whole, just in front of the great ring of the Warp Ring...
A message; >GAHMD IS READY TO FIRE...
As I watch, it fires, glowing brightly for a moment, then jerking once, vibrating the entire Manufactory as massive engines counteract the recoil, the projectile only visible for a fraction of a second as its two hundred and forty by sixty meter mass flashes away to some target designated by my ally... Twenty seconds later, the pale blue square of Minecraft lights up brightly with the impact...
I watch the blastwave of my orbital strike fade, leaving a crater... I missed the target, but this was a planned experiment, a test of the relativistic accelerators. A failed test.
Memories are growing in the back of my mind, strange memories, memories condemning the Demon named Amperzand, comdemning me...
Dynamic Deathbringer 6/11
Velocity's Craft 3/4
RPLS-SH 19/50
Esoteric Tinkering 2/50
I switch Falling Out to particle-beam mode, and begin attempting to burn/delete/quantumify bits off of the Soul's mouth!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Godmodder!
PREPARE TO FACE JUSTICE!
I throw a can of concentrated justice at the Godmodder.
The can then proceeds to NOT-A-FALCON-UPPERCUT-PAWNCH the Godmodder.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
4/10
/null
5/5 Castle of Wonder
I suppose it is time to actually turn this into an entity... The castle is now an armory and a rest area for everyone, including the Godmodder, surrounded by high, strong walls. The corners are heavily reinforced, and are each topped with the cannons I mentioned earlier; there is also an even more reinforced gate that is topped with two more cannons. All of these cannons target the weakest hostile entity on the field and attack it all at once unless there is a threat to its own existence, in which case it will auto-fire on that target. It has as much health as twin wants to give it with this in mind: It can rebuild itself and gets better (faster) at doing so every time it does so (this is actually what I've been charging this entire time, not that building of it, but its ability to construct. I'm also planning on cannibalizing this ability and using it to finish my plot line if that's allowed, which would make it completely vulnerable to attack.) Twin, you know have (almost) complete control over this thing, players can strengthen themselves with it, and you can blow hostiles your tired of to bits with its six super-cannons, I hope you like it.
6/20 WEITT
10/11 Lunacy
Air >o< = Air Elemental Orb 1/3
Volcanic Elemental Orb 2/4
+1 to Erelye again
+1 to Talist again
The guy in the cloak uses the Red Scale, and shows why he's the one who has it by waving his hands and summoning a huge, almost melting form the sky onto the 1WAKS. Consumed by rage, he starts slinging it through the 1WAKS's crystalline wing. He swings it through the wing multiple times before finally sending it into the "void halo."
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*still asleep*
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
4/11 for Vi Naturae
4/11 for Navitas Nox
29/50 for Vulcanos
12/15 for charged attack.
piono draws the doctor's doom, shrugs, then forcibly cleans 1WAKSoul's teeth with it.
Phobos blasts the nether forces with the dual chaotic laser rifles.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I ELECTRIFY EN()CH'S MEATSHIELD.
GA????????: 9/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
MAGIC CUE BALL: It is said to make predictions with alarming precision and specificity. Unfortunately, it can only reveal itself to those with enhanced visions.
You can now resume the Catenative Lollipopper.
Terezi's Coin || Fluorite Octet = Justice's Deight (Level 8)
The list of every Octet so far includes...
- Fluorite Octet
- Amethyst Eightfold
- Faceless Eight
- Cthonic Octave
- Eightfold Lovecraftia
- Perfectly Generic Dice
- Combatdice of Zillywen
- Dicespheres of Zillyfail
- Corrosive Crystals
- Octave of Sin
- Quantum Octave
And I'm pretty sure there was more... All the dice lose their pips upon entering 1WAK's Mouth! However, the sheer multitude of them deals 5,000 damage! The eggs, bombs, and egg bombs deal 3,000 more damage!You insert MeGaLoVania. The storm clouds turn a cobalt color... The battle's pace intensifies!
Does nothing!
Alright. Feel free to PM me.
15,000 damage!
The ammunition goes straight through... After a few seconds, it returns and barrels straight at you! You die!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
The Soul glitches out and turns a sickly monochrome color before roaring and returning to its original state. 7,000 damage!
6,000 damage!
Meta Knight dodges the attack!
Zombie Pigman killed!
The Twitchy Staff deals 15,000 damage, but doesn't Confuse the Soul! Enoch and Margantuar are Confused!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HELLA DICEROLL
You take out the Dicestaction Octagonapus, in all of their horribly .jpeg'd glory. You load them into a rocket launcher and fire them straight at the Mouth! They sail towards it, spinning around frantically, and just sort of fall down on the ground. They do absolutely nothing. Welp. Looks like the Soul's luck-stealing aura is in full effect...
Good.
You use Providence's Topper, heading into the Soul's mind! What you see defies human comprehension. There were eyes everywhere... Floating in the middle of it all was a small, Kirby-like object... You snap out of your trance, shrivel up and die. This doesn't count as you using it up.
You fail!
9,000 damage!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NINJANEER
You look at the Zombie Pigmen and completely flash-step through them, scattering the group. When they recover, they wonder what that was about when they see that, in their confusion, you snuck behind the group and built a Level 3 Sentry Gun outfitted with the barrels of More Gun. You use the Rancho Relaxo taunt as you kill one of them. The rest flee.
7,500 damage!
Twilight Tank Chassis -c Quantum Conch Thruster = Conch's Chassis (1/4)
I'm not sure... But don't start it JUST yet. There's still a bit to go before sidequests need to be over.
6,500 damage!
1 damage to the Meatshield! No damage to the Soul.
The Soul HAS NO SOUL. Contradictory, I know. But it's a heartless abomination that has died three times... And has spent a year stewing in the depths of the Void. Its soul is long gone.
VOID OR BUST: A heavily modified warship that runs on ~ATH coding. Attached to its mast is a massive drill powered by essentia that can unleash nuclear attacks and EMPs. The engine room is operated through a grafter lockengine that harnesses the powers of eldritch monoliths.
Vis Relay && Arcane Singularity && Flux Vent || Pistol = ???
Unfortunately, I have no clue what any of these things do.
8,000 damage!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
7,500 damage!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
THE STINGER: A sniper rifle covered in a caramel carapace. Its barrel takes the form of long, white-hot stick which fires bolts of energy. Has a chance of poisoning foes.
I'm assuming you mean the Bowler Hat...
Bowler Hat /\/ Scratcher = Cue Billycock
CUE BILLYCOCK: A white billycock with a green stripe.
POSEIDON'S CULLER: A massive trident forged from ice and water. Ribbons of water encircle it. The middle blade can extend to become a sword's blade.
AFTER EIGHT: A long sword wrapped in black cloth, obscuring its multicolored, enraptured blade. Its strikes are solid darkness.
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
+Final Vote!
Although you really need to remember about the 50-post charge cap... All players will use their Special Attacks!
Poseidon's Culler > Fine = Neptune's Beard (Level 10: 1/11)
After Eight && Shadowcast Silver Circlet && Earth Magic Rune = Beware the Earth (Level 10: 1/11)
Miraj added! Lucario added! Let me post the tweaked entity stats...
!!!IMPORTANT. TWEAKED ENTITY STATS. YOU ALL ARE GOING TO WANT TO LOOK AT THIS!!!
First, here are the OLD STATS for comparison:
Instant Summon = 15-20,000 HP / ~500 ATK
10-Post Charge = 20-40,000 HP / ~1,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 40-60,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 60-75,000 HP / ~3,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 80-100,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 100-120,000 HP / ~5,000 ATK
And now here are the NEW STATS:
Instant Summon = Mind-Controlled Instantly
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Alright. Since you both agree, you trade the Lil' Cal for the Potion Supply.
10,000 damage!
You fail!
1 damage!
THE LAST DRINK: A large minigun with a built-in SCP-294 interface. Also contains built-in flame nozzles from a flamethrower that spew pure corruption.
NinjaV24 = Enderman Goggles
Psiionic = Gemini Pendant
ENDERMAN GOGGLES: A set of purple-tinted goggles that allow you to see the world through the eyes of an Enderman. Everything you see looks inverted.
GEMINI PENDANT: A pendant of a gold Gemini symbol. Hung around the neck.
Next AG attack will crit! Yoshi is now a Baby Yoshi!
You fail!
generic's next attack will crit!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE FLIP
You expend 4 Elf Tears and 5 Weasel Snot.
You step towards the Soul, holding your ground, forcing yourself to look upwards at his eldritch form. Although he has no eyes with which to look at you, you can tell he's watching you. You pull out a coin. One side is red, emblazoned with the image of a helix. The other is blue, emblazoned with the image of a dome. All it takes is one flip... The coin pirouettes into the air. When it lands, the outcome is clear.
It lands red.
Red light shines from the coin as thousands of Helix Fossils fly out, forming a giant Helix Bubble that stares at the Soul! Massive light crackles between the Helixes as they all mature into Omanytes, and then Omastars! They all point their tentacles at the Soul, and a spiraling helix forms in front of him... It collides into the Soul, exploding! Thousands of voices yell commands for the Soul to take at once, but it can't! It attempts to suck them all into its cavernous mouth, but that only makes it more enraged! It roars, and in its weakness, you get up and shoot it with The Other Side! Goomba-critted 60,000 damage!
The Soul's previously ghostly form solidifies... Its body turns a dull red...
16,000 damage!
Oh, go ahead. I won't stop you. I was just giving you a word of caution.
Got it.
Not really. :/ Although I can make your next Battle Technique chain revolve around using those alchemies (selected at random for the attack).
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => FEAR
You expend 3 of every Sacred Item.
All Nether mobs are inflicted with the Fear debuff!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DEEP FREEZE - TIMESTOPPER
You raise up the Big Chill and fire a blast of pure time energy at the Mouth! It pulses around the Soul, freezing it in time! It flickers in the sky... You time-step up towards the Soul, a chill radiating from your blade. Your time-clones get to work, slashing the inside of the Mouth before the Soul has a chance to react. After a good minute of thrasing, your clones reform and you slice open the Mouth, rolling out of it while you unfreeze the Soul! 20,000 damage!
A Potion of Manpower crits, it doesn't deal double damage, and crits and mini-crits doesn't stack, so the attack only crits!
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
You use the Emerald Nova, killing both Colossal Magma Cubes!
7,000 damage!
All players are invulnerable; they're going to use their specials!
Barrage hits twice, 2 damage! The Meatshield then makes itself immune to Pokemon attacks...
But Vs. 02 isn't playing anymore! Therefore you're caught in a singularity which peels the skin from your bones and replaces them with bananas! Your attack fails.
1 damage!
7,000 damage!
The Soul sucks up the Scarfy! Thanks to its eldritch powers, it can do that...
You can't get around the charge cap! Please lower your charge to whatever it was before.
Additionally, you can only charge three entities/attacks at once, so only Spritetool goes through!
Construct Squad deployed!
8,000 damage!
15,000 damage!
CHERUBIUM COLOSSUS: An obscenely large lollipop that flashes in multiple colors. Careful. You've only got one use from this.
TEAL OCTET: A set of eight teal coins. On their heads sides is emblazoned a white circle with a grey smaller circle in the middle. On their tails sides are the same circles (or discs?) with a Scratch cut through them.
You flip the Teal Octet. H for Heads, S for Scratch.
S-H-S-H-S-S-H-H
Four scratches and four heads... A massive holographic teal disc appears. Half of it is scratched, the other is not. The scratched side fires beams of golden light at Enoch! The other side remains dormant... 1 damage!
No matter what magic you use, Lil' Cal remains a simple doll. You use it on the Mouth, dealing 12,000 damage!
1 damage!
You're not going to give them a moment's rest? Wow. 4,000 damage to Lucario!
But what did the GAHMD target?
7,500 damage!
The Godmodder quickly turns the can into a can of Tab! Instantly, a carapaced figure whisks it away. You never saw the can again.
Well, one out of two isn't bad.
Hmm... Before it gets added I'd like to talk with you through PM.
Air >o< = Wind Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Red Scale! All your attacks for the next three turns will mini-crit. 7,500 damage!
THEY'RE SO CLEAN!!! OH GOD WHY?! 10,000 damage!
1 Zombie Pigman killed!
Since Kirby/Zero got a mouth.
Netherwrack? What's that?
1 damage!
THE OPERATOR kills 2 Small Magma Cubes, a Rock Construct, and deals 1 damage to the Meatshield!
General Magantuar's fleet kills a Wood Construct!
The Soul shrieks violently! How have you all managed to total its Mouth so fast? It's almost unrecognizable, covered in gashes and holes... It regenerates, cuts and scrapes disappearing from its reddish form... +56,500 HP! The Soul roars once more and inhales the remaining Magma Cubes, killing them! It then spits them back out as black stars! They screa like meteors, barreling into the Necrodancer! 10,000 damage!
The Necrodancer summons a Zombie and a Slime! It and Doze deal 10,000 damage to the Mouth! Miraj attempts to charm the Soul, but cannot... Lucario uses Flash Cannon, dealing 2,500 damage to the Mouth! Next attack against it mini-crits! The Construct Squad edges to the back of the field, hoping to stay out of AOE attacks... The three players use their Special Attacks, or rather, Final Smashes!
Mario uses Mario Finale, putting his hands in front of him! Two large fireballs appear and form long columns of flame, zigzagging towards Enoch and the Soul, caught in the middle! They're roasted by the attack! 15,000 damage to the Soul! 1 damage to the Meatshield! Villager uses Timber, growing a giant tree in the middle of the field! He then cuts it down, where it topples over onto General Magantuar, crushing the remaining Magma Cubes! Meta Knight rushes over to Enoch and uses Galaxia Darkness, draping his cape over him! Darkness falls, and he scores a massive strike with his sword! 1 damage to the Meatshield! All three players ascend.
Enoch deals 10,000 damage to General Magantuar! The Godmodder deals 25,000 damage to it, and deals 25,000 damage to the Necrodancer!
The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze! Rage deals 15,000 damage to engie_ninja and Phobos! The Wall of Thorns deals 1,000 damage to every Player. The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to fseftr! 2 Zombie Pigmen run away from Fear! A Ghast deals 10,000 damage to another from Fear!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 186,000/300,000. Cube Absorption: IIII
One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul: [N BOSS] HP: 1,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000. Mouth: 75,000/300,000.
Doze: [AG]
Necrodancer: [AG] HP: 115,000/150,000. Zombie: 9,000/9,000. Slime: 4,000/4,000. Current Song: MeGaLoVania
Miraj: [AG] HP: 175,000/175,000. Weakness: Unknown.
Lucario: [AG] HP: 31,000/35,000. Respawns: IIIII
Construct Squad: [AG] Rock Constructs: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Wood Constructs: 8,000/8,000. (x2.) Steel Constructs: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Enoch: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Meatshield: 32.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 19/125. Killstreak: 36.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 4,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 6,500/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 19,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 11,500/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 5,000/20,000. (x6.)
~
Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 475,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +150,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
Fear: III
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x9.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x13.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x14.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x15.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III DISABLED (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII (K4yne)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 4: Diamond Sword. XP: 5,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MIGHTY STRIKE] / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 70,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 5: Halfway's End. XP: 57,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE] / CHAIR-CRACKER
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 3: Seed's Seeker. XP: 15,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION / PROMINENCE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 3: Shipmaster. XP: 1,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER / LUCKBREAKER
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 2,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 6: Triangle Guy. XP: 15,987/75,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS / NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE]
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 5: Fish Wrangler. XP: 0/60,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE/LV. 5 - MOONWALK] / DINNERTIME
Combat Chest: FISHKILL (Use with caution!!)
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 8: Aristotle's Pupil. XP: 49,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD]
COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER/LV. 10 - MAELSTROMBOUND]
OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE/LV. 5 - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH/LV. 10 - HORRORTERROR]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 6: Daybreaker. XP: 70,500/80,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL / CLOCKBREAKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - STROKE OF 12]
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 30,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 3,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] Lv. 3: Manasmith. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL / BOOK OF CHANCE
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ekimo3631: [AG] Lv. 1: Veteran. XP: 23,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 9: Cerulean Totality. XP: 73,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
DOWNPOUR [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAIN SEASON/LV. 5 - THUNDERCLAP/LV. 10 - NOAH'S FLOOD]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES / REACHAROUND
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 5: Thoughtflower. XP: 23,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER/LV. 5 - STYX STRIKE] / UNAGI STORM
Combat Chest: SNAKE EYES
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 9,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
Combat Chest: FULLY CHARGED
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 22,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 43,075/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 4: Grey One. XP: 20,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - LIBERTY LAUNCH] / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 8: Armsmaster. XP: 115,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 122,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 55,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
27 Hog Slop
23 Elf Tears
27 Pie Filling
22 Weasel Snot
6/50 Misc...
6/50 Upgrade...
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
========== 100%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
2/10
10/10x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
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1/11 Poseidon's Culler OR Gauntlet AND Earthquake Rune (I changed my mind and wanted Poseidon's Culler in gauntlet form)
2/11 Pitch Black
100 post - COMBAT OPERANDI - FLASH FREEZE
The temperature of the surface world of Godcraft abruptly plummets to -168Co. The sky is instantly filled with dark, heavy clouds formed from the moisture that so heavily saturated the air and blots out the sun, casting Godcraft into shadow. All notice that the air has turned an ominous, deathly white, and sheets of ice and snow already cover the ground everywhere...
The the air, which had been 100% saturated with water vapor, is no longer able to support the weight of trillions of kilos of water. However... instead of falling straight out of the sky, colossal spikes of ice as tall as the Black Monolith erupt from the ground and form over the battlefield in the blink of an eye and come crashing down, skewering anything not fast enough to escape.
That doesn't save them though.
When the spires of ice, after loosing their momentum, run as if it were melted, rushing along the ground and turning anything it catches into an icy pincushion. One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul in particular is hit hard. His mouth is pried open by a jagged wedge of ice that once inside, sprouted massive spikes that impale Kirby every which way. General Magantuar suffers a similar fate. Clippy is encased in ice and horribly disfigured, now incredibly brittle thanks to the cold, and the ice begins pressing inwards with malicious intent...until Clippy shatters. Villager, Mario, and Meta Knight are nowhere to be seen. When the mist clears, I'm seen standing with Poseidon's Culler raised over my head.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
10/11 for Superosque
5/11 for VI Naturae
5/11 for Navitas Nox
30/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
piono laughs, downs a potion of manpower, and uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind
Phobos, for sake of time, just shoots things with Attachyon.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
And yes, I know there are two (presumably Twinja'd) posts above me. Wait piono wasn't, nevermind.
SB&HJ 16/50x2
Huh. A free charge slot. NO SLOTS SHALL GO UNENCUMBERED. I START A LAZY CHARGE. Apathy 1/3
Catenative Lollypopper 7/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 1/?? Hey why not.
Cue Ball && Combatdice or Fluorite Octet 1/??
I decide to do the Leon thing and duplicate a single alchemy a bunch. I choose... the Combatdice.
Combatdice of Zillywen - 4
I demand two more confusions. The Twitchy Staff confuses two random entities. That didn't stop being a thing that was happening.
I poke the Meatshield.
"What will happen if I try to go grimdark?"*shakes and looks into again* This is fun. It's like my own personal AMA. Except, being an alchemy, everyone's free to use it.
I use Clockbreaker on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I shoot the Mouth with Carcinogenesis.
Heh. I continue to have complete control over the dance floor. I pop in the Secret Song that Serpent wants so badly. Just because. Heh.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I change the music to the Secret Song, making secret things happen such as secret levels or something. Also, hardcore scatting. Yes.
I brandish Atheist's Grip and absorb darkness powers from 1WAK-S (I think that's different from void). I use Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice, and Poison in conjunction on an AG.
Oh no
Fire Bar: 4/5
Lunar Magic: 3/64
Spritetool: 2/32
Blocktool Super Deluxe: 2/32
Addmusic: 2/32
Asar: 2/32
Yoshi's head fixed again. No problems this post.
I change the Necrodancer's song to
31/40
It takes FOREVER to scrub off all the trickster imagery.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
The Necrodancer's Sign: MeGaLoVania
(1.5x damage to entities, first attack involving SWEET GUITARS gets a crit)
I quickly fire THE MATERAL PLANE into the air, firing a rather large high-explosive chair.
...
Nothing happens.
=COMMAND=
The Necrodancer uses Musical Assualt! (CURRENT EFFECT: Low damage / hits all HOSTILE / PG entities)
The Necrodancer's Army targets Enoch.
Doze attacks Enoch.
Another Slime appears next to the Necrodancer. They do spawn in groups of two, after all.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
SB&HJ 17/50x2
Apathy 2/3
Catenative Lollypopper 8/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 2/?? Hey why not.
Cuetet 2/??
Combatdice of Zillywen - 6 (Duplicated 2)
I ask the cue ball what the Employer is. *shakes, looks into with majyyks*
I duplicate the Cherubim Colossus. Or try to, at any rate.
I poke the Meatshield.
I use STROKE OF TWELVE on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I also launch 4 octets of Combatdice at Clippy. DO SOMETHING ALREADY.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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8/50 Misc...
8/50 Upgrade...
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
========== 100%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/10
10/10x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
2/11 Poseidon's Culler OR Gauntlet AND Earthquake Rune (I changed my mind and wanted Poseidon's Culler in gauntlet form)
3/11 Beware the Earth
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.