Yes, you're very clever. However, the shipping wall is ultimately decided by canon, so it's not really that effective anyways. It's not like it's ignorant of canon, or that the things that aren't can be disproved. I'm not sure what you hope to acclomplish by hitting us with it, either.
V Yes, I read xkcd. I get it. :/
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I am literally having an aneurysm as well. Also, using Jew and gay as insults is not only offensive, but it is not actually correct. Is there anything wrong with being either? No.
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Bleargh...I crumple up this thread of conversation and throw it in the Godmodder's face.
He reads it...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright, this is what I get for not posting on Sunday. A TON of nullposts. Didn't I say that you should try to not nullpost and post on the Forge? Additionally, I see that there are a few posts here that do not adhere to the rules. I suppose it's my fault for not adding some of the new rules to the OP (i.e. no spoiler tags) but I feel that people should at least read through the current pages and in doing so, gather that information.
I decide to examine the OP Scale a little more closely.
Trickster charge 15/15 I use this somewhat mediocre charge to... blast Nimble with so much happiness (and lollipops) that he starts to lose some of his grimdarkness/eldritch power. I then start a jazz band with my fellow Tricksters, as this is a particularly auspicious moment. We jazz so hard I am incredibly inspired, boosting my attack, healing The_Serpent and making the Godmodder slightly apprehensive of our fearsome BRASS INSTRUMENTS.
Sweet Bro 1/50, Hella Jeff 1/50
Giga Drill 4/4, Dicespheres of Zillyfail 10/9
Ooh, Giga Drill. Well, let's charge up a fitting Break. Giga Drill Break 1/15
Wait, it's done. I take the Dicespheres of Zillyfail and shoot them into Nimble. They then produce some weird result. ... I'm worried about those tubas. Hold on a second. *Duplicate* There we go. And for testing... Tubas /\/ Scratcher Both normal and Nimble versions, please. Either that or he promises not to use those freaking tubas. I put up an anti-tuba enchantment.
I vigorously poke Armored_Automagi's hand until it breaks. This takes approximately 2 pokes.
Also, before I forget, I create a copy of the Mind Protection Helmet and give it to The_Serpent. I also appearify one from a doomed timeline. I also conveniently toss him into the TARDIS.
How can you examine a concept? That's what the OP Scale is, unless it feels like being a physical thing. Today it doesn't.
15,000 damage to Nimbleguy!
The_Serpent and the Godmodder look on in awe. They think they should get their own band! The Godmodder puts that near the top of his to-do list. He'll probably call it "Brass Tacks" or something.
GIGA DRILL: Yours is a drill that will pierce the heavens.
DICESPHERES OF ZILLYFAIL: A set of 8 DÏ€. Yeah, don't ask.
The Dicespheres' insane properties cause them to not be able to roll anything at all! Therefore, they deal a paradoxical 9,000 damage!
ARCHAGENT'S SUIT: Worn by Jack Noir.
AVATAR'S ROBES: The robes worn by Avatar Aang and the Air Nomads.
You fire Lancer at the Cultists, rotating between all four of its barrels! Massive spades and diamonds slice through them! The clubs bounce towards the Cultists and explode! The hearts act as bullets. 2 Cultists killed!
You then fire Avatar's Sights, assaulting them with the powers of all four elements. Another Cultist killed!
Alright, you got me. The Fourth Wall Guardians don't exist. I made it up to try to fit in. However, I still am in charge as protector of the Fourth-Wall.
Anyway, I paint Dimentio white. Why? I don't know!
I DRINK S()ME LEM()NADE. TITANFALL:8/11
General 3: 36/40
General 4: 36/40
...Fourth-Wall Guardians can exist as lore. I don't think they should interfere with the plot too much.
Research 39/50 (+1 from Leon)
24/30 (+1 from Leon)
+1 to Leon x2.
I pool some Nightmare Fuel in my hand, and transform it into a Dark Sword. Then, I use it to attempt to slice the sucker Serpent is holding in half, as well as cutting off her arm. If I cannot do so, I merely hack at her limbs. After this, I transform the blade back into Nightmare Fuel, and pour the thick liquid down her throat.
This is most likely the oddest thing you have ever seen. A near-infinite expanse of pure taiga. This would not normally be odd, as this sort of thing is commonly seen on Vetas. (In fact, your abode was within one.) No, the strange thing is the bookshelves filled to the brim with scrolls, sheaves of parchment, and books. The shelves are everywhere: within the ground, imbedded in a tree, floating in the air, on the side of a cliff; you name a geographical feature, and there is assuredly a bookshelf there at at least one section of your planet.
>REWIND
We return to the time in between your entering of the planet and the obtaining of the first Cruxite Dowel, mere minutes before you entered LOTAP. You gaze frantically around. Your Guardian is not dead. What are you going to prototype? Hurry! A... no. In that case how about a-no, not that either. How about this? You grab a Phoenix egg you placed in an incubator a mere twenty-one enquier before... and prototype it.
(That reminds me. An enquier is nearly the same as one Earth day, but slightly longer, due to the lack of proximity to the Silver Sun, which is what elvenkind calls the equivalent of the regular Sun, as well as the Green one.)
Oh. That's what it does.
Phoenixsprite? Hmm...
>Back to Present (In reality, still the past, but the current moment in time.)
That reminds you... where did your Guardian go? You just saw him grab a pair of Spatial Distortion Bands, and run off. You shall find him, eventually. Now, it is time to see what there is to do.
Yeah, you just hack at her limbs. Since the Mind-Protection Helmet can't do much against that, 6,000 damage to The_Serpent! The Nightmare Fuel, however, is repelled by the Helmet, which promptly short-circuits!
Bluh... I summon a sprite and chuck you into it. Jeez, quit being so high-maintenance. I also turn you Trickster again. >:/
I casually do an acrobatic gorillaing pirouette onto my Quest Crypt/Bed, bait Nimble into killing me with his tubas, and ascend to God Tier as a Lord of Hope. After I smack myself with another Spiral Sucker, I use my newfound power to conjure a tuba breaker, an Erelyesoul upgrade, and a Smash Ball. I use the Tubas to smash the ball, giving it a Final Smash/Finale Operandi, which boosts it up off the OP Scale. I keep the breaker and Erelyesoul upgrade in reserve. I then eye his other weapons, and extend their charge bars beyond good reason. If possible, I merge Origin's Staff and the Voided Scepter, creating... NOTHING. (due to Voided Origins.)
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 2/50 each
Giga Drill Break 2/15
I enter the TARDIS.
He was always Trickster!
It was made clear earlier that there are no Quest Beds/Skaia/Moons/Dreamselves in GodCraft. DTG2 is not a Sburb session. Although it is possible to have a mythological role via the HomestuckCraft plugin, I'm fairly sure that's as far as it goes.
I activate my god tier powers by accidentally stepping on an Aerial Faith Plate and splatting into my quest bed thing. Sadly I do not have Long Fall Boots...
*splat*
Whoa, void powers!!!
I use my VOID POWERS to materialize a bunch of Perfectly Generic Objects and Pumpkins over Dimentio's head and the heads of the Dark Carnival Cultists! SPLAT!
I grab a Fluorite Octet and draw pips on each surface so they have a grand total of eight on each side. I roll.
Oh, you're leaving davinci? We'll miss you.
Good luck with your life in the Phillipines, all of us fatties in America, those in need of dental plans in the UK, the polar-bear riders in Canadia, and all the other poorly stereotyped among us will miss you.
~
Unless you've decided to change the order you put things in for alchemies, its a longbow with air cannon capabilities. Especially since if the second item you put in was the standard thing, all three of my level ten elemental alchemies would be elementals in the shape of: a hill, some fire, and a lake. Its a longbow.
um... twin, if you haven't noticed... aegis is summoning smash bros fighters.
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Also, twin, the cultists are supposed to intercept a large portion of the attacks, so large amounts of extra damage can be attributed without Dimentio going down ridiculously fast.
5/8 for the Tempest Realizing that that thing I tried to do with Canopy's Caper last round will never, ever work. I instead do Canopy's Caper OR leaf of Yggdrasil 1/10 Oh, never mind, I guess twin gave me the alternative. Thanks twin. Yeah... I realized it wasn't going to work... After you started updating. I feel like a derp. Anyway, 2/10 for Yggdrasil's Staff.
I finish the Kinetic Killers.
17/50 for Vulcanos
I finish charging a charged attack.
piono looks around, directs Tricky to help each of the grimdark people once, then turns and moves to enter the TARDIS.
I know that everything is going to pot, but I've already done all I can to try and stop things. This needs investigating.
Tricky performs CLOWNPOWERS: ORBITAL STRIKE!!! on Serpent.
Tricky bounces over to her, and because of the way he bounces (twin, if you're confused as to what I'm saying about that, find some time when you can watch Madness Combat, trust me, Tricky is scary fast) serpent is unprepared for when Tricky slams the sign post into her in much the same way that Hank once suffered, except harder.
The AI operating fseftr's satellite hurriedly does some calculations about the rapidly incoming object, and decides that the best way to keep it from smashing the satellite to pieces is by blowing up the object. Serpent takes damage in this order: sign post damage, hurtling through the atmosphere upwards at five times the speed of sound, getting exploded by blue's satellite, traveling downwards through the atmosphere at twice the speed of sound, and finally, hitting the ground.
Phobos performs: Combat Operandi: Darkness, darkness. Darkness falls on Tombsander. The deepest darkness ever to fall upon any world or person about to suffer sudden destruction ever. This massive blanket covers Tombsander so thickly Tombsander is literally smothered, he feels the weight press down on him more and more and more. Its crushing, as if he had a black hole on his back. Phobos fades into this darkness and begins dealing massive amounts of damage. Similar to the other super-mode combat operandi, Phobos is limited and boosted. Until it wears off, Phobos can only target Tombsander (it wears off after a few rounds or when Tombsander dies) however, Phobos now does x3 damage to Tombsander, and all attacks by Phobos's allies deal x2 damage, and all of Tombsander's attacks deal x.5 damage to Phobos and his allies.
piono's next round of reinforcements arrive, the most terrifying group or affiliates from the Whoniverse.
More terrifying than the Silence.
More devious than the Weeping Angels.
Harder to kill than the cybermen.
Older than the Racnoss.
More widespread than the Sontarans.
More dangerous than even the Daleks.
The Time Lords.
No portals open up to announce their presence.
None are needed.
Everyone knows something is wrong, because space and time rip apart even more than the mounting power from Dimentio have so far.
and then thousands of TARDISes poor down from the sky, every one distinctly different, and every one armed with the best weaponry the Time Lords have access to.
And every single one aims at Dimentio, ripping apart the fabric of space and time, and all slamming into Dimentio, dealing ridiculous amount of damage. and then, as fast as they came, they are gone.
Dimentio takes 62500 damage from tvtropia
3 rounds left.
Alright. A longbow with air cannon properties... I guess that's how it works?
I've noticed.
KINETIC KILLERS: A set of bronzed assault rifles imbued with energy cores. They glow with a malevolent energy, and crackle with light. Their shots are energized, and can transfer many types of energy into others instantaneously. Also produce mass quantities of heat.
You enter the TARDIS.
12,000 damage to The_Serpent!
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
You expend 8 Hog Slop and 10 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to Tombsander! All your attacks will x3 crit! Every Nether player's attacks will crit! Tombsander's attack power is halved!
7 Cultists killed! 12,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
I use Woegothics amplified by my Hazel Wand on Serpent. I may as well try to kill her as fast as I may, yet I shall make the final blows as painful as possible. That is assuming I win.
If I can do so, I order Tricky to just sort of... gnaw the hear ducts off Serpent.
Also, I do Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 1/???.
What is there to do? Simple. Look around.
You peer down across your planet, and see what are colloquially referred to as Imps. Perhaps prototyping a phoenix egg was not one of your smartest decisions.
Oh my.
They have wings.
>Kalare: Fight.
We will be back a few hours with him, so it may be best to-
I think you missed my post Twin. I'll put it up here so you don't have to go back through the forum.
Miraj: 42/50
Debuffer: 42/50
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
I shoot a beam of frost and cross it with a beam of lightning, causing them to shatter into a fine spray of charged ice that covers Dimentio.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion â…“
Powdered sugar &&& vanilla &&& milk 1/? (Frosting?)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Hmm... The battle was growing despite his attempts. Some loud humming didn't attract any attention. He had thought that it might be just because it was something different on the battlefield and so would be more interesting. Wilson started to walk closer to the fight. He was pushing his luck, but he thought that maybe he could abuse empathy a little. Happiness and sadness weren't the only positive and negative emotions. What else counted? What could he use? Pride? Guilt? Fear? To try and test his little theory, he walked up quietly behind one of the colorful (trickster) players who wasn't currently fighting anyone. He waited until they made some kind of wide, swinging motion and then cried out and threw himself to the ground as though they had hit him. He then tried to make a big deal out of it by whimpering and folding his ears downward. This little guise probably wouldn't be enough to fully break this infection, but hopefully it would cause some kind of studder in it.
pure heart 7/8: 1/3 +2 from. Aegis, 16 total
Whoops.
POTION OF GRAVITY: Imbues the drinker with massive weight. Movement is slowed, and jumping is nigh-impossible.
Potion of Gravity 0O0 Splash Potion of Poison = Splash Potion of Venom (1/3)
Powdered Sugar && Vanilla && Milk = Powdered Vanilla Milk (Level 1: 1/2)
It seems like you're using the Alchemiter as more of a Crafting Table than a weapon-producer... Should there be a Crafting Table upgrade? Hmm.
Nether: The drone there checks the Nitrogen Gun (it was shoved to Overlimit 10 earlier), then smashes the soulsand cage into little pieces.
Overworld: The Control Core Tank fires a pulse blast at the Clown Cultists to shove them out of the way, then the drone there blasts Paradox Dimentio's mirror image with
You enter the TARDIS.
I'm aware, but I said it should be put to a vote. I didn't keep track of it though... Oversight on my part. Let's do it for real this time!
If you are in the Nether sidequest and are fine with engie_ninja freezing this section of the Nether, vote yes.
I-
AUGH-
HEHEHEHEHE!
ALL ABOARD THE TRICKSTER TRAINNNNNN-
The TRICKSTER TRAIN slams into Leonstar.
oh god it's a split personality thing all over againAnyway, I use a SUPER-SECRET SPACESHIP to cut off a bit of Tabletopia.
The chunk that was cut off slams into Dimento.
Choo choo! 10,000 damage!
You fool! Do you want to drag Ikea back into this conflict?! You do, don't you?
Maniac's right, remember that most of the backstories serve no purpose to the game. And Godcraft doesn't represent all of Minecraft, just the only part currently accessible from the Earth that is linked to it. Maniac isn't linked to the fourth wall in Godcraft, but to a lesser fourth wall somewhere else, so even if the Scratch hadn't gone off, he still wouldn't be able to access it. and you honestly can't say Maniac's backstory causes problems. You never put up any complaints about the fact that Dimentio managed to bust half the multiverse from Godcraft on his own. As long as people's backstories don't break the game itself, you shouldn't complain. Really. We've had far worse things.
6/8 for the Tempest
3/10 for Yggdrasil's staff
Kinetic Killers OR raw energy magic 1/7
18/50 for Vulcanos
1/15 for charged attack
piono plays go fish with maniac. Because why not?
Ire prepares to slam the trickster train into leon.
Ire: gorilla.
Tricky has commandeered the Trickster train.
Tricky turns the Trickster train around in a 180 turn that sends the car on the end flying off into the distance, then rams it into Ire.
The train explodes, but is no longer full of trickster energy, having been corrupted by tricky's improbability drive.
Phobos uses the emerald Nova and Play' Em Off lvl10: bullet Hell with it again.
Yes another portal opens up...
This time a familiar face to almost every Marvel fan shows through.
Galactus.
Galactus sends all of his heralds through, led by silver surfer.
Proceed massive smackdown on Dimentio.
Seriously twin, I want to know what kind of new things I've got, because I've levelled up at least twice and want to be able to use my stuff.
How do you know that? I'm not sure you should talk for Maniac... And the Fourth Wall in GodCraft is the Fourth Wall in Minecraft! Every universe only has one Fourth Wall... Oh, I'm a bit upset about Dimentio... I just haven't said anything. It doesn't interfere with the overall plot too much, though, so I'm not going to complain.
Kinetic Killers || Raw Energy Magic = Chaotic Laser Rifles (Level 7: 1/8)
Tricky only manages to commandeer the train after it has slammed into Leonstar! However, it still does a 180 and deals 8,000 damage to Irecreeper.
You use the Emerald Nova! 60,000 damage!
6 Cultists killed! 20,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
I DECIDE THAT I MUST PREVENT ERELYE'S OVERPOWEREDNESS AND RIDICULOUS ATTACKS I CAN'T COUNTER! I SEND A SHOCKWAVE OF SUGAR INTO ERELYE'S MIND, PREVENTING HIM FROM USING HIS GRIMDARKNESS EFFECTIVELY. I THEN BASH HIM WITH ATHEIST'S GRIP'S HILT, ENERGIZED WITH TRICKSTER MAJYYKS.
TheLordErelye's next attack will fail! 10,000 damage!
7/8 for the Tempest.
4/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
2/7 for the level 6 energy pistols
19/50 for Vulcanos
2/15 for charged attack
piono continues playing cards waiting for the Prime TARDIS to open.
Tricky sneaks up on generic.
Generic turns around to find a sign post embedded in his face.
Generic goes flying.
Tricky bounces over, and pulls out his sign, which doesn't come out on its own, as large portions of generic's face come with it.
Phobos finally blows the fifteen post charge, using a single massive shadow spike that then separates, ripping tombsander to pieces.
After Galactus leaves, thirteen more portals open up.
They show thirteen different faces.
All of them standing in darkness, but clearly visible.
And all of them are very dangerous.
They step from the doorways, and one of them walks over to piono.
Why have you called us to such a far place?
We had important things to do.
Yes, but none of them would have mattered if Dimentio had destroyed your universe.
If the wheel is broken, then the jester has only done our work for us.
Piono slaps him.
You are a fool Ishmael! I did not say the wheel would be broken! I said your very universe would be destroyed! Shai'tan
The thirteen flinch as piono shouts the name
cannot grant you anything if he is dead!
The thirteen are visibly shaken.
Do you mean to say that this jester could destroy the Great lord of the dark?
Easily. Like a bug. Along with half the multiverse. So shoot him!
The thirteen turn as one, and a massive wave of balefire forms in front of them then slams into Dimentio, several cultists are caught in the way. any wounds they dealt last round are healed as they are ripped from the timeline. The wave smashes into dimentio, even the paradox can't fully protect him from balefire.
After the wave of balefire is finished, the thirteen Forsaken return to their home universe.
Ick. 9,000 damage to generic!
15,000 damage to Tombsander!
5 Cultists killed! 17,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Man, being a trickster has so many rules! First, I enter strife, since apparently I haven't. I'm free for now, of course... And then, I abolish all the rules!
25/40(?)
I continue the charge.
You have to be able to strife against another Grimdark player first! And there are none to strife! They're all taken...
POST 1;
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 7/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 5/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 4/6) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
HMM? WHO SAYS I AM NOT IN THE TARDIS? I DO NOT SEE A ZERO ROOM HERE... I EXECUTE BATTLE TECHNIQUE: C SHARP ON INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME. I DRAIN ALL THE VOID ENERGY FROM MY VOIDED SCEPTER. I ADD IT TO THE CREATION PEN... I DRAW... WAND FOCUS: PORTABLE HOLE. THE VOID ENERGY INSTANTLY FLOWS FROM THE PEN TO THE FOCUS, ALLOWING IT TO GO THROUGH ANYTHING. I DRAIN 100 ORDO, 100 PERDITO, 100 AER, AND 50 TERRA TO CREATE A RIFT IN SPACE AND TIME. OUT OF THAT RIFT FLOWS PURE TUBA ENERGY. TUBA ENERGY METER: 33%. Suddenly, dark robes flow over the Armageddons's Conductor that Gerbil is somehow wearing. The robes are Void Robes. Suddenly, a massive influx of Glitch Particles flow into Gerbil...
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ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 350/1000 AQUA: 350/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 250/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Before you subject me to more of your music (I know it's a programming attack, just joking here) I use SANTA SMASH on you, or SUNRISE. I also merge your tubas with a rose, glitching them uncontrollably.
SB&HJ 3/50x2 Hostile? Can turn attacks into .JPEG versions, nerfing them considerably.
I toss a cue ball and magnum in the Scratcher, retrieve the LOADED DEUDLY MAGNUM, and shoot Nimble with it.
I facepalm over entering the TARDIS with you, then promptly pick up my PYROLAND POPPER and try to && it with the Octet. While that's happening, I rush at you and cut you up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA, the VOIDSWORD, the DIAMOND SWORD, the IRON SWORD, the BEDROCK SWORD, the FENESTRATED BLADE, PARADOX'S ARTIFICE, the BINARY BLADE, and GLADIUS DEI.
You materialize a Zilly Santa in each of your hands, and leap up towards Nimbleguy! They proceed to grow in your hands, glitching out with .jpeg and Trickster energy! You smash them into Nimbleguy, assaulting him with the power of Zillymas, a portmanteau of Zilly and Christmas that I just made up now! 20,000 damage!
Research 42/50 (+1 from Nimble)
26/30
Dictionary (the Tome > Fine x4) /\/ Scratcher 2/???
Serpent, it is overpowered because I got ridiculously lucky and had great timing. I would have made two 40 post charges if I had knew. It is also overpowered because Piono wants you back to normal, and Piono is arguably one of, if the not the most powerful players in the game. I apologize if I have angered you, but this is how it has gone.
That being said, I realize that the sugar will likely have the same effect as my psychic shockwave for one turn, and resolve to flash-step around Serpent, waiting for a little while. Suddenly, I dive in with a blaze of Grimdark aura, and strangle her with an Eldritch Tentacle coated in Cormer Shemotesh. The corrosive mixture would normally drive somebody insane, but I have made modifications to it. These modifications involve the use of bioterrorism through means of infecting the sub-plasmic fluid with my Nuclear Phage Canister, as well as firing off several blasts of the Void EM Pulser. Finally, I pull threads of destructive energy from the Conclave Window Pane, and pulse them through her, before psychically redirecting them back into their receptacle.
Sadly, (for you) this is a reoccurring pattern with those suffering the blackdeath throes. What we tend to lack in numbers, we make up for with extremely powerful god-weapons.
Your name is VIRNUL KODROS. You are a MASTER PROGRAMMER, and have created many a DOOMSDAY VIRUS. You tend to be a bit of a PESSIMIST, but it seems as if half of your friends are as well. Odd.
You have a variety of HOBBIES. Some include BEATING PEOPLE IN CARD GAMES, LAUGHING AT THE ARISTOCRACY, CODING, and HAVING EPIC SWORD DUELS WITH KALARE'S GUARDIAN. You are simply the best there is in the art of SPACE POKER. You have lost two matches in your entire life, and you know for a fact that the winners cheated. You find the elven aristocracy a hilarious joke, with their living on the magenta desert moon CARNISCA, the largest of Vetas's moons. All they seem to do is argue about whether the planet should be an EMPIRE or a DEMOCRACY, as well as generally be furious ALL THE TIME. Idiots. As was aforementioned, you are currently trying to parse runes Araeva found in a sort of Frog Temple, and convert them to code. It does not seem to be very DIFFICULT, but you cannot be certain whether or not you are doing it correctly. You like to fight Kalare's Guardian in amazing sword duels. One day, you hope to best him. One day.
Your chumhandle is catastrophicGovernance, and you tend to maake the slightest grammatical errors every so often, due to the speed at which you type.
What will you do?
(As a side-note, the elven government is composed of two factions of nobles: those who want democracy, and those who desire galactic domination. They are always in combat, which makes the heirs and those of the highest status much more violent than the average elf. In fact, the only time the two groups have ever allied in the 9.2 billion loä of elven history was some seven hundred loä ago, when the Eldritch Abominations broke the barriers around Ot'Taer, and swarmed Carnisca. Of course, this alliance was still plagued by infighting, and those of "lower status" had to rescue them, and re-seal the moon. As such, the leader of elven society is either a king/queen, or an emperor/empress. At the current moment, the Imperials have control of the central palace, colloquially referred to as the 'Dark Throne.')
You glance over at your computer screen. The damn thing is still compiling. It would have been finished a few hours ago, but your Guardian saw it fit to ignite your computer whilst you were talking to AC outside. Your Guardian is a genetic abomination from Ot'Taer coated in flame-filled pustules and nodules. You live somewhat near to Araeva, as was implied. You think you are pretty good friends.
Oh, hell no!
Your Guardian is slowly advancing towards your computer. You have no idea why it hates technology so much. Making a point to swat it off with your MATTER ANNIHILATOR BLADE, you turn your gaze back to the screen. 91% complete. Perhaps you should log on to Pesterchum on your other monitor while you wait.
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].
TA: i've got something to ask.
You proceed to have a conversation we already viewed. I mean, REALLY? The SECOND you get on... you think you are too popular.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 38/50 +1 self +2 Erelye
TRAPCARD: 10/10 (See PM for effects)
Endeavor: 19/20 +1 self +2 from Nimble
iii: 4/50 +1 Nimble
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I tag out of the Doombot with Leonstar1, He presses a button and it converts into a Captcharoid Camera Escape Device. He drives off to the sunset and into the TARDIS... (Purely flavor text as to how I got to the Tardis so quickly and how it fits through the door, it does not actually 'change' so to speak)
Sigh, seeing the 'deadly' rainbow heading towards me I hold up a negaverse mirror and reflect a dark rainbow back at Irecreeper.
"You know I'm a light sorcerer and you're using a rainbow against me? You know that won't end well..."
"Oh and thank you tricky for redirecting that train"
10/10 EXPENDED
I place my trap card face down. But I do not activate it yet.
(Hey Twin, Ability Capture should be ready by now. As well as the Ability alchemiser)
I THEN HIT TRICKY WITH A CHAIR, DEALING NO DAMAGE BUT HITTING HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN.
I THEN TURN THE TRAIN 180 DEGREES, SO IT IS HEADING BACK AT LEONSTAR.
(You know, unless Piono's attack never counted. Given that these strifes are 1v1.)
You pilot the train another 180 degrees after recovering from piono's attack so that it is heading back at Leonstar! 7,00 damage!
...You're right. piono/Tricky, I'd prefer if you fought your own battles. I had intended for these Strifes to be 1v1.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 39/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I get hit by the train.
"Train, y u so fast"
In anger I fly onto the top of the train and proceed to continue the battle.
I blast Menacing Holy Light at Irecreeper.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 10/11)
Power vortex gate 28/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 9/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 1)
I attack Japhet with my Malleo Dei!
Yoshi tries again to randomly ram Dimentio. If that doesn't work, I shall top-of-skull-stab Dimentio. I also accept the sylladex card containing the pair of nunchucks from my Item Fight counterpart, if he gives it to me.
Sword > Fine = Obsidian Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
Yoshi only kills a Cultist! You jump off of Yoshi and stab Dimentio! 6,000 damage!
Item Fight cannot interfere with this game! They're separate!
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 11/11)
Power vortex gate 29/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 10/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 2)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
Looks like there are peaks and valleys... I uncrated a bunch of loot, including a Specialized Killstreak Huntsman Kit, a Mann of the Seven Sees (which I sold to my brother for a Das Feelinbeterbager and some scrap) and more hats. I'll sell what I can on the Community Market.
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 29/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 4/20
Halloween Surprise: 4/50
I order Kuero to use Dusk's Umbra! I also use Seeker's Ritual near him so that he may regenerate!
Sword Damage: 100K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
Low HP + High-power Entities = Fast Death. It's simple math!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 40/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 6/50 +1 self
v: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: ABILITY CAPTURE Play' Em Off lvl10: Bullet Hell Added!
Also I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing.
Leonstar0: I take the Conclave Lighting Fixture I made ages ago and shine it on Irecreeper, which if I remember correctly emits darkness rather then light. Upon contact with Irecreeper's body it solidifies into Hard Dark-Light, resulting in him being trapped in a 'cone'.
Power vortex gate 30/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 11/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 3)
I attack Japhet using systems crash!
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 8/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
QUASIBOX PLUTO = A very odd XBOX forged from quantum metal. It occasionally crackles with green energy, and throbs with the powers of plutonium.
I get an army of children. Due to all of them hating clowns, they go and beat up Dimentio. (I know he's a jester, but they are young, they can't tell the difference.)
4/5 P Structure
10/10 Altar of Energy
2/20 WEITT
6/11 Lunacy
8/9 Quantum Octave
I rise from the ground, my face covered by the hood of my gray cape, and pick up the jar. I grab my computer and walk into a dark room, closing the door behind me. For hours, all that can be heard from behind the door is typing, ceaseless typing. Eventually, I emerge from the room with a mother board of a strange make and attach it to my project. I continue to work on my project for another hour, then I walk outside to the completed Altar and make sure it's usable by trying out a few simple codes:
Block of Redstone >o< = Orb of Red Energy (Level ? 1/?) (Level can go up to 10)
Block of Redstone >o< = Orb of Redstone Flux (Level ? 1/?)
Block of Redstone >o< = Orb of Concentrated Potentia (Level ? 1/?)
Thought >o< = Orb of Knowledge (Level ? 1/?)
(I don't actually make any of these, this was just to introduce that the person using the Altar decides what kind of Orb will be made from the material used as long as the result makes sense, and that the Altar can solidify abstract concepts. One other thing, the Orbs created are primarily for use in creating other items, such as in alchemizing)
Now satisfied the Altar is working as intended, I do Fire >o< Elemental Orb : Fire (Level? 1/?)
(I will release the Altar for all to use soon, I just need to finish my thing here and that will be it.)
Post III
I throw Telltale Die at HMAS Serpent.
I examine the inside of the TARDIS
Last Drink 6/10
The Stinger 4/7
Telltale Die ~~~ Loom
The Beldam 13/40
Skeletron 9/15
The Feline 13/35
You roll the dice. Several tendrils of indigo energy course towards HMAS Serpent! Then, holographic images in the dice display several numbers...
8-4-6-2-6-1-4-8
The tendrils are amplified into giant drills of indigo energy, which barrel through the ship, incinerating several parts of it in giant fireballs! 10,000 damage!
You cannot!
Telltale Dice ~~~ Loom = Eight in the Morning
EIGHT IN THE MORNING: A black suit outlined in shades of blue. In this regard, it is similar to the Three in the Morning dress.
DRACULA'S PUZZLER: A modified version of Vampire Tooth that is colored a nasty shade of crimson. Its arrows are tipped with vampire teeth that allow health to be leeched out of victims and into allies. Imbued with a golden energy that seems to be adept at solving puzzles.
Blue: Use planet cracker on random AG
Fseftr: Attack. Also, use maaggicks to clone yourself and have the clone enter the TARDIS.
HMAS Iespion: Ion Cannon random AG.
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You remember that day like it was yesterday. You and your grandfather were tending to his magical plants. Suddenly, you heard a loud bang, and your grandfather jumped in front of you. He fell, and you ran for your life. Like a coward. You told the guards, they caught the assassin, but they couldn’t save your grandfather. They said it wasn’t your fault, running was the right decision. You knew better though. You could have saved your grandfather. You had the training. Nobody blamed you, nobody but yourself. You wouldn’t forgive yourself for nearly two EY.
>Blue: End the damn flashback already.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
POST 2;
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 8/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 6/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 5/6) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
AH, YES. BUT HOW WOULD YOU COMBINE THEM... IF THEY ARE ENCHANTED WITH SOULBOUND? AND I DO REMEMBER I HAVE... BACKUP TUBAS LOCKED AWAY SAFELY IN A VOID SAFE. NO ONE EXCEPT ME CAN ACCESS THE CONTENTS OF THE SAFE. I SET MY JAVA SMASH TO MODE... REDPOWER-FORTH. SUBMODE: FIRECPU. I SLAM THE HAMMER INTO INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME'S FACE. THIS EXECUTES THIS LINE OF CODE ON HIM: HEX DB 400 C! 400 EXECUTE. THIS INSTANTLY CAUSES THE EXECUTION OF INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME'S COMPUTER TO HALT, AND HIS COMPUTER SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS. I THEN SET THE HAMMER TO MODE: JAVA. SUBMODE: WHILE. I SLAM THE HAMMER INTO INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME, INJECTING A PIECE OF CODE INTO HIS CLIENT. THIS CODE RUNS WHENEVER HE HITS SOMETHING. IT EXECUTES: while(true){System.exit(-42);}. I THEN OUTLASH PURE PRIMAL ENERGY AT INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME. I HOLD UP A THAUMOMETER TO HIM. I USE THE POWER OF ELDRITCH TO RE-ARRANGE HIS ASPECTS. I CHANGE THEM TO BESTIA(ANIMAL/MONSTER), PERDITO(ENTROPY), AND INSTRUMENTUM(TOOL). HE INSTANTLY BECOMES A MOSTLY-DAMAGED LIVING HOE. I USE THE HOE TO HOE 200 METERS OF DIRT. THIS BREAKS THE HOE. TUBA ENERGY METER: 66%. The Glitch Particles cause influxes of instability to effect the Source Code of Reality...
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ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 350/1000 AQUA: 350/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 250/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Meme Dream Team XD 5/50
Meme Dream Team 5/40
Meme Dream Team :3 5/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 8/8 DONE I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 8/8
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 5/7 NEW GOFODDWFN > 1/1
I TOLD U DOG... a random HMAS!
I enter the TARDIS.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 9/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
Gofoddwfn > 1/1 = Caledfwlch
JEGUS' MIGHT: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS. YOU DON'T 3V3N KNOW.
CALEDFWLCH: A pure white sword. Supposedly capable of harming Lord English.
Blue: Use ultramarine on random AG
Fseftr: Attack.
Must finish flashback today.
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And that’s why you must live at all costs. That’s why you must cause the death of hundreds of billions. Your grandfather’s sacrifice will not be in vain. You could never forgive yourself if you died. You’re sure your grandfather would approve.
How about you start actually doing stuff that goes along with the rules!
1. Zones were outlawed a while ago.
2. Spoilers were outlawed a while ago, since they bug out the editor.
3. You cannot make charges that raise the level cap for alchemies.
4. You cannot make charges that boost other charges.
5. You can only make charges that fully heal entities under strenuous circumstances. There is an entity on the field right now that can do that, but it was charged for 50 posts and can only fully heal once every ten turns.
6. You can only alchemise things using && (AND) or || (OR). There's nothing else.
Not AND is things that aren't on BOTH cards but are on ONE of the cards, Not OR is things that are on either but not both? I don't know...I THINK that's how they work.
X !|| Y
X !&& Y
as potential formats?
From another universe...
>Acquiring Visual: Captchalogue Code for Scribe's Wands.
>Visual acquired. Code captured. Thaumic Interference Pattern also derived. ((Conjure n. Of course it requires that a magic computer actually formulate the spell, plus tons of mana. But.))
((What is the code for those anyway?))
I get that you saw the error of your ways, but seriously. Not only did you break rules on the thread and do attacks that certainly wouldn't have worked, you proceeded to insult everyone on the thread. I CAN report you for disrupting a forum game...
For future reference, please do not double post (i.e. post right after you've posted). It's frowned upon. Thank you.
The Godmodder's aura of sadness and anger is stronger than your generic depressed attack!
Well, there are ups and downs, as said before. I may be getting an easy eight bucks on the community market, but there are lowballers (those who sell goods for a lower price than usual) everywhere, and they're probably making my Strange Mann of the Seven Sees depreciate.
After Yoshi does his thing, I use the block to return him to normal.
Yoshi returned to normal.
The TARDIS, now containing over ten players, decides to depart with the precious cargo. Its blue door closes, and it proceeds to float in the air, pulsing in flashes of light... The players inside are stuck in a seemingly endless white expanse. Eventually, the TARDIS disappears into the heavens. Paradox Dimentio watches.
Hmm... Now where are they heading off to?
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Strange eldritch creatures take respite in the heart of the Void... Beasts slumbering for eons, monsters as old as time itself, ranking in age among the great Red Dragon, creator of all things. Massive temples dedicated to gods unknown, and secrets never plundered by any civilization. The most powerful dragon of all besides the Red, the Secret of the Void, makes its home hear. Many times, it has bid the Descendants good travels. It must do it again, in the form of one of its many constructs.
A nothingness westward from the Secret, the TARDIS deposits the players into the Void. Of course, not really. Otherwise they would all die, unless they had the proper equipment.
Floating in the Void is the Black Monolith, forged anew. It flies into the TARDIS, sealing itself shut once more. It resonates with a strange hum, its vibrations flowing through the code of reality itself, forming words and sentences in the players' ears...
YES. TRULY YOU ARE THE ONES. THE DESCENDANTS. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS STARTED, LONG AGO, IN THE HEART OF THE EARTH.
LONG HAVE YOU SOUGHT FOR MY POWER. YOU ARE NOW WORTHY TO CONTAIN IT. YOUR WEAPONS AND CONSTRUCTS ARE UNBEATABLE. YOU WILL NEED THEM FOR THE TRIALS AHEAD.
I WILL NOW GRANT YOU ONE WISH. CHOOSE. WISELY.
Every player looks at each other. Finally, someone steps forward. Modpack. Or rather, Alex. He remembers when his split picked up the Ancestor Parable... Even in death, it's time to finish what he started. Complete his ancestor's legacy. He speaks.
TELL ME. WHAT IS THE GODMODDER'S WEAKNESS?
The Monolith shifts. Its corners retract. Its center square spins around.
A PREDICTABLE WISH. BUT A NOBLE ONE. THE ONE YOU HAVE SOUGHT FOR ONE YEAR. VERY WELL. I WILL GRANT IT. GOOD LUCK CONTAINING ITS POWER.
The square expands. The players find themselves in an unfamiliar environment.
A massive figure blocks your view... It is a giant mansion. A goldenrod roof. A beautiful brick fence. A massive patio. Three stories. Considering the circumstances, you know there is only one person that this house could belong to. It is the Godmodder's very own.
The setting is the 1980's. The Godmodder rests comfortably in his mansion. Its address; unknown. Its location; similarly unknown. The Godmodder's appearance; unknown as well. Much of his early life rests in mystery. Only certain things are known. He was born Richard. His last name, unknown. He lived well, and his family was rich. Whether he had a mother or a father is unknown. Whoever took care for him gave him everything he wanted. He grew up in a life of greed. He thought he could get whatever he wanted.
He was mocked at school. He was smart, but he never won favor with classmates. He was bullied. Accused of crime. A far cry from the rich life he lived at home. He found his solace in games. Particularly video games. Growing up at the kickstart of the gaming era, he grew up with Mario, Zelda, and Tetris. Soon, he rose up. He became the best gamer in his town. Then his city. He excelled at other games too. Chess, Scrabble. He was a prodigy. He finally started to become popular. He loved it.
And he was greedy. He only cared for himself. He was bitter and cruel to others in his teenage years, just as they were to him. Yet he knew, in his heart, that what he was doing was wrong. His moral compass, albeit a bit awry, served as a reminder that he had potential and heroism. He was only cruel because others were to him... Yet this bullying would only grow later on.
The Godmodder graduates college. He ends up getting deep into computer science and technology. Programming takes weeks of his time, but he masters it in months. He is a prodigy, yet he never discloses any of his work to others. Only select few. Keeping his power to himself was how he stayed at the top. He began exploiting bugs and glitches in video games, which he still excelled at. Yet, he never went as low as to hack. Hacking was for the weak, he thought.
The turn of the century. The Godmodder excels in the stock industry. He earns a job working with computers, even beta-testing games. He sees the rise of Microsoft, of Sony. The greed in his heart is still there, driving through him, yet he had never done any real wrong with it. Not yet. It had served to get him to the top, nothing more. The personal computer and its respective games serve as an influence on him. Doom, Myst, Portal. He played them all. Not only did he play them all, he excelled at them all. Just as he had at everything else. And then, he found it.
2009. Minecraft. A man by the name of Markus Persson creates a post on the TIGSource forums. The Godmodder, by that time, had become an avid poster on internet forums. He particularly enjoyed roleplaying. The possibilities were endless. You could be people who could get anything they wanted... Yet he got frequently kicked out of these roleplays. The reason: godmodding. Because if there's one thing Richard wanted more than anything else, it was to be invincible.
He played Minecraft once, and was hooked. Interested, he contacted its maker, Notch, and talked to him. The two quickly became friends as the Godmodder delved into Minecraft's code, more and more updates launching. Its code was completely alien to him. Unlike anything he had ever seen. Almost as if it was obscuring a universe of potential. He found at secrets. NPCs not yet added. Deities. Biomes. Wars.
The Godmodder entered the Psi-Godmodding War through the machinations of a doctor. He loved it. People who could do anything they wanted... The Godmodder yearned for their power. He followed them avidly, watching figures like Gemini and the Player fight with power. He traveled to the Battle at the Arctic, where the doctor unleashed a terrible beast... Only the fires of Gemini could negate its powerful cold. From that point on, he knew what he had to do. He had to become like them. A Godmodder. Not just in roleplays. He had to learn how to tamper with coding. Unlock the game's true potential.
Influenced by what he saw in the war, the Godmodder gave Notch ideas to add into the game. New blocks. New dimensions. The Godmodder was treated as an honorary member of Mojang. He earned a nickname of Richard Persson, an unseen sidekick of Notch's. The coding of the game grew more complex, until finally, the Godmodder learned how to change it at will. His changes started small at first. He gave himself overpowered gear. Then he started creating things. Beasts that should not be. Towers. Weapons. He learned. He grew in power.
2010. Halloween. The Godmodder, not content with testing his powers by himself, went on servers. The Great Halloween Prank of 2010 ensued. He summoned Terrors from the depths of evil. Mojang was appalled. The players, astonished. They all ragequitted shortly afterwards. And on that day, something inside the Godmodder snapped. He realized that he could use his powers to gain enough power to rule the entire game. No. Not a game. A universe. His suspicions were correct.
On that day, he became the Godmodder.
Inspired by the Psi-Godmodder's defeat, swarms of NPCs and players arose to try to take up his legacy. The Godmodding Ladder was formed as a power scale. The Godmodder quickly climbed up the ranks, using his natural luck and power to kill any godmodder who dared challenge him. Finally, he slayed the last Omega Tier, and rose to the highest ranks. And it was only through the power of tampering with Minecraft's source code that he rose to the fabled Omega+ Tier rank.
His ascension, complete. He had become the most powerful Godmodder in the world. He strived to complete what his Ancestor had started. The Godmodder's job was to cause enough rage and enough fear to make everyone in the world ragequit. They fed on the rage of players as they came to the conclusion that they were dealing with an unstoppable force. He created powerful things. OP Scales. Curses. Turrets. And then he struck.
He created a wheel of destruction, raging across nearly every server. Small or big, the Godmodder attacked all of them. The rage was enough to satisfy any godmodder for a lifetime. But he was not content. Greed and a nonexistent moral compass drove him to do more. He thought bigger and bigger until he was engorged on power, and the fallacy that no one could touch him.
His godmodding skills crossed over to the real world. He gave himself infinite computers. He used his money to create a company, Godmodding Inc. He became one of the richest men on the planet, and yet society turned a blind eye to his antics. He thought himself untouchable. He was wrong.
2012. The First Godmodding War. The Godmodder's first defeat. Driven by rage, the Godmodder prepared for his biggest scheme yet. Trapping everyone, every player, on one server.
2013. The Operation struck. The Second Godmodding War. The world; panicked. A universe; disarrayed. A playerbase; trapped.
Every player on one server... The Godmodder's creed: make them all ragequit. Yet what would he do if there was no one to ragequit? They would be out of his reach... And there would be nothing for him to do. He would fail. And yet how would they accomplish this? Well, we will see...
The visions fade. You are back in the white expanse.
NOW DO YOU SEE? A GODMODDER'S GOAL IS TO MAKE AS MANY PLAYERS AS HE CAN RAGEQUIT. THIS GODMODDER IS SUCCEEDING IN THAT ASPECT. YET THIS TIME, HE HAS GONE TOO FAR.
HE HAS ATTEMPTED TO MAKE THIS ENTIRE PLAYERBASE RAGEQUIT. YET IF HE SUCCEEDS, WHAT COULD HE DO NEXT? NOTHING. HE HAS GONE AS FAR AS HE CAN GO. IT IS LONELY AT THE TOP. AND PEOPLE WILL, GIVEN TIME, KNOCK YOU DOWN.
THE GODMODDER IS DEALING WITH FORCES HE CANNOT CONTROL. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIS PRECIOUS PLAYERBASE WERE TO VANISH? YOU ALL HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DO THIS, IN VAIN. I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE.
The Black Monolith shows another vision. It is of the Conclave, of Team Mojang in its hallways.
I DO NOT TRUST THE OCCUPANTS OF THIS BUILDING. NEITHER SHOULD YOU. IT IS A CRUCIBLE OF CHAOS. THEY SEEK TO USURP THE ORDER OF THE WORLD. YET THERE IS A SMALL GROUP, RESOLUTE, WORKING TOWARDS YOUR GOAL.
Several people break into Team Mojang's room. They drag them off of the computers and into the hallways.
YET DARKNESS WILL PREVAIL AGAINST THEM. THEY CAN HELP YOU. YOU MUST HELP THEM. THEY, AND THEY ALONE, HOLD THE KEY TO STOPPING THIS OPERATION. WHEN THE TIME COMES, AND YOU NEED THEIR HELP MOST, JUST AS THEY WILL NEED YOURS...
YOU MUST ASCEND.
One last image is shown. Mojang, hidden in a suburban jungle, working on a giant green computer, feverishly inputting lines of code. They form the image of a giant block. The monitor flashes light, showing several images. Purple arcs ensnaring earth. The players fighting a giant mecha. A bronze block descending in a column of light onto a broken world.
The visions fade. So does the white room. You are back on the Battlefield. One last voice resonates throughout you.
WHEN CHECKMATE LOOMS IMMINENT, YOU WILL KNOW WHO CAN HELP YOU.
FAREWELL.
And so, the Black Monolith spoke its last. No entities attack due to the events.
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Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -543,500/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x102.)
SB&HJ 4/50x2
Giga Drill Break 4/15
Magic Cue Ball (Cue Ball /\/ Scratcher) 1/11
I summon 10,000 Megalodon890s. They have all the stated immunities of the Hellkite Dragons, being their summoner, as well as immunities to tuba/staff-based attacks. They also all have 10,000 health and have windy powers, allowing them to deflect attacks. There is no repellant for them. They attack Nimbleguy. Also, don't you dare call an OP ruling on this, Twin. >:[
I attempt to convince the Godmodder to loan The_Serpent the Wayback Machine in case she needs it to defeat TheLordErelye. "After all, how would it reflect on you if one of your players lost this?"
Hm... I attempt to flip a coin. The coin reflects the sun's harsh glare straight into Nimble's eye, blinding him for one attack. I then rush up to him and use Chemotherapy. That's right. This deserves a Finale. At the beginning/middle. :/ (In case you forgot, Chemotherapy is Bangun && Smash Ball.) It said it was incomplete? I'm gonna duplicate it to see. Besides, you know Nimble's just going to Tuba me.
I quickly put up an offensive anti-Dimentio energy shield around me.
I also casually take Aegis's Prism and use it to heal The_Serpent. If I can't do that, I tap into my p2iionic Gemiinii power2, eat mind honey, and shoot TheLordErelye with my eyelasers or create a "perfect 1-turn force field" around The_Serpent using the Scribe's Wands if I can't do that either.
I also use Unreal Air on Nimble.
46/50 Attacking...
46/50 Attacking...
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The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/6 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
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7/10 Poseidon's Culler
7/10 After Eight
10 post - Bunny Ears! The Villager gets to attack twice this turn and has a 50% chance of dodging attacks targeting him this turn in addition to the "pocket" ability!
Well, the fourth-wall guardian thing doesn't break too much, especially with the whole collapse of the multiversal community thing.
I finish the Tempest
5/10 for Yggdrasil staff
3/8 for the chaotic laser rifles. Also, about these, I'm wondering why these ones are getting two levels up when the first three elemental alchemies only got one level up from the raw magic. I know I shouldn't complain, but I find it slightly odd. Not gonna complain though. Or, well, not smartly at least.
20/50 for Vulcanos
3/15 for charged attack
Then Dimentio quivers. First, Paradox Burst goes off, dealing 75K damage to everyone and everything. 70K damage to everything in the nether. The wave hits harder on Earth though. No telling about the other universes, no contact... but the wave is more long lasting.
Picture the solar system. The planets revolving around the sun. From this distance you can't see the struggles for the fate of the multiverse going on.
Yet.
Now picture a massive curtain of dark lightning falling across it as the entire universe is blanketed in paradox energy. This is what happens. Earth feels it. Almost all electronics go out, only those connected to Godcraft in some way, shape or form (yes, that includes Project Binary twin, don't get your knickers in a twist) stay up.
But the wave of paradox energy doesn't dissipate. In fact, it begins to get stronger... The paradox is solidifying. Next round, all entities take 10K damage. Everywhere, no distance mitigation.
It would be a permanent field effect but... well... After that Dark Carnival goes off.
Dimentio takes 125000 damage from tvtropia, reducing his health to -668500
Phobos respawns in the nether.
Tricky, since TT2000 is in need of a strife partner, bashes TT2000's face in with a sign-post. The rainbow of trickster quickly becomes a rainbow of red.
The next in the line of piono's assist attacks shows up...
The Black Lantern Corps.
The haters of all life swarm in, reviving the dead cultists for just long enough to swarm over Dimentio and blast him with the powers of raw unlife.
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Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 9/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 7/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 6/6) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye. EXECUTE: SILVER EYE. QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER && TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS && GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE && BLUE'S SHIP -C. I THINK THAT IS HOW YOU USE THE GARAGE. OH. JOY. I USE MY CREATION PEN TO CREATE INFINITE Megalodon890 REPELLANT. I SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING ON ME AND THE Megalodon890S. ARE YOU READY... FOR TUBAS? THIS IS THE MOMENT OF VIRTUE. THE MOMENT OF TUBA. THE MOMENT OF GRIMDARK. TUBA ENERGY METER: 100%. IT'S GO TIME. The Source Code of Reality fluctuates... it suddenly glitches the entire world! Everything in sight is not as it should be... except Gerbil and his arsenal of weapons. Pure glitch flows into Gerbil... WHICH THEN FLOWS INTO THE TUBAS.
Please insert pure energy. I PLUG MY ORIGIN'S STAFF IN TO THE TUBAS. 400 IGNIS, 400 AGUA, 350 TERRA, 300 AER, 300 ORDO, AND 50 PERDITO DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I THEN PLUG IN THE VOIDED SCEPTER. 500 INSANITY, 500 VOID ENERGY, AND 500 LIFE FORCE DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I DUPLICATE THE PURE CONCH ENERGY.
Please insert catalyst. I SCREW IN THE DUPLICATED JAR OF PURE CONCH ENERGY TO ACT AS A CATYLYST FOR THIS TUBA MOVE.
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: Execute ELDERITCH INSANITY. The tubas send out a frequency unheard of until now... Suddenly, the frequency starts calling down a meteor! Wisps are circling the meteor... It seems to be pulsing EMPs! The Raspberry Pi is unaffected due to it's magic tuba protection. The meteor, as it enters the atmosphere, seems to be tinted blue, and covered in glitch particles... The meteor hits insert_generic_username! This causes Gerbil and him to go back to the tim of pure Void... one that Gerbil is able to survive in due to his robes. Out of nowhere, The Cancer appears, along with 100 Wisps! The Tubas first let out a punch akin to Rumble McSkirmish's signature move, Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo! Next, the wisps go out and zap insert_generic_username to oblivion! The Cancer than glitches him so much that nothing could ever rival the amount of Glitch. By the time this is over, something seems to have possessed insert_generic_username like Bipper was. Gerbil and insert_generic_username then travel back to the present. This uses up the Tuba's charges for Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo, Primal, Time, EMP, and Meteor, which are at 7, 8, 8, and 8 turns charge, respectively. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME... WHEN YOU DON'T EXIST? A HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I THEN FINISH HIM OFF WITH COMBAT OPERANDI: FATAL ERROR.
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MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 0/1000 AQUA: 0/1000 TERRA: 0/1000 AER: 0/1000 ORDO: 0/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
I can clearly stop you.I redirect your meteor into Dimentio at incredibly high speeds and put goggles on you that make you think Dimentio is me, effectively shifting your target to Dimentio. We do need to deal with him...
SB&HJ 5/50x2
Giga Drill Break 5/15
Magic Cue Ball 2/11
Catenative Lollipopper 3/9
I attempt... Hm... Spiral Sucker && Smash Ball. Maybe I should stock up on Finales. I also flip a coin. It continually hovers while flipping and reflecting light into your eye, blinding you for an attack. While that happens I use Sunrise on you/Santa Smash again if I can't sunrise.
The Tempest OR tornado 1/10
6/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
4/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
21/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
Phobos, having finished respawing, draws the Penultimatum and unleashes Play 'Em Off Lvl5: Point N' Shoot on Tombsander, hoping to finish him off.
Tricky does a rapid-fire face smash on TT2000, hitting him in the face roughly 500 times in about half a second.
piono stumbles to his feet.
So that's what's going to happen...
Yet... That can't be all of it...
I remember...
but it doesn't matter.
Its a good thing I don't have anything serious at stake here.
The next wave of help comes in... Hello, I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Behind the hunchbacked doctor is a massive assortment of very threatening weapons. I'm here on behalf of a good friend of mine...
piono sighs and rubs his eyes in irritation.
Just shoot him already. Oh right, on it.
Doofenshmirtz immediately fires up all of the weapons at once, every single inator he has ever built.
And then he falls over on his back.
all the lasers shoot out and slam into dimentio, but only at half strength, because the portal's existence is abruptly cut short by a massive explosion on the other side of the portal.
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30/30! (+1 from Leon x3)
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+1 to Gerbil and Leon.
30/30 Expended!
As I continue to relentlessly STRIFE Serpent, there is a slight break in the fighting, for a few seconds. During this time, my hand absentmindedly slips towards a mind honey-filled jar in my inventory. Oh. Oh my. My face immediately contorts in mental pain, my hands covering my eyes. Then, when I can bear the psychic strain no more, I move my hands away. For a few seconds, my eyes pulsate with a purple light, and I release the energy towards Serpent. Two absolutely enormous optic blasts of violet psionic energy strike Serpent directly, and the vision of all within around a hundred meters/blocks is obscured in a flash of light. Sadly, that was the last of my anti-trickster charges, as well as the last of my mind honey. I suppose I shall have to obtain more.
Beenary Apiculture 1/20
While I am at it, I may as well begin forging a few bits and bobs. I do Thaumatorium && Nuclear Phage Canister && Voidmetal-Plated Arcane Bore 1/???. If this works how alchemy should, this will either convert the thing hit into liquid essentia, or be fueled by essentia itself. As a side project, I also do Alternian Psychic Grafter Engine && Eldritch Monolith Shard Lockseal 1/???. That is an Eldritch Monolith from TC2, not the Monolith. The APGE is a similar model to the device that the Ψiioniic was attached to, if not exactly the same. This could be an interesting power source... Perhaps I could attach the Voidmetal EM Pulser and these two new alchemies to Imminently Deceased, with this thing as a backup engine. Could I do that without any alchemy?
From what you can see, it is now time to get Nelrte into the Medium. Then, Araeva will get you in, Navela will get her in, Eterne will get her in, and Kalare will get her in. Perhaps it would just be best if you waited a little longer...
>Be Kalare again.
You are now Erelye. At the current moment, you are wondering what to do with all the Grist you have obtained. Who would have known inherently arcane creatures would have more Grist drop from them? Eh, they mostly dropped useless stuff, like Iodine, Amethyst, Chalk, and Mercury. There were a few good things that dropped off of what looked like winged flame berserker imps, such as Shale, Tar, and Gold. At least, you think they are useful. You know what this means...
Vesperium Katana || Pen =
Pine Branch && Metal Rod =
Laptop && Heap of Elf Will Smith Posters =
Knitting Needles && Odd Tome =
(Vesperium Katana || Pen) && Inkwork Device =
Computer && Holographic Emitter =
(Twin, could you please give these things names? I am not feeling particularly inspired. You do not have to if you do not want to. Also, these have nothing to do with alchemies in GodCraft itself.)
EDIT: Hmm... A comprehensive story displaying the life of Richard? Interesting. Given time, we shall slay him.
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=TURN ONE=
=[33 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[23 / 25]= Queen Bee
Prehaps I can-
There. ROBOT-CHAIR ARMS. AMAZING!
Welp, my torso is slowing fading... May as well attack while I still can.
(I take 5,000 damage from body decay.)
So, a cone...
IDEA!
I PULL OUT THE HAND OF PEARL, AND TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO LEONSTAR!
I THEN PULL OUT THE MATERIAL PLANE AND POINT-BLANK SHOOT LEONSTAR WITH IT!
I THEN QUICKLY TELEPORT AGAIN, AND THEN SHOOT DIMENTO AS WELL!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 44/50 +1 self +1 Erelye +2 Nimble
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 7/50 +1 self
v: 2/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing, which should be in the Tardis. Unless it's not?
CONE: Cone logic dictates that Cone jumped in front of your face before you teleport.
Cone logic is best logic. However Cone go bye bye now because Cone deded.
Leonstar0: Noooooooooooo Coneeeeee!...
Yeah I assumed that would happen.
I use my light-dark based abilities to create a VOID OF LIGHT, as in I remove all fortune from Irecreeper.
I then give him an unlucky clover, which mutates in to an multi-tentacled monster called a squid. It utterly terrifies him.
I'm a neutral, I'm just doing my job lol.
LAYER X (entity): 18/50
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 18/50
Giant Everything: 18/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
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He reads it...
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Pumpkin Moon Medallion: 1/33
Yoshi Block: 5/5
After Yoshi does his thing, I use the block to return him to normal.
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Alright, this is what I get for not posting on Sunday. A TON of nullposts. Didn't I say that you should try to not nullpost and post on the Forge? Additionally, I see that there are a few posts here that do not adhere to the rules. I suppose it's my fault for not adding some of the new rules to the OP (i.e. no spoiler tags) but I feel that people should at least read through the current pages and in doing so, gather that information.
How can you examine a concept? That's what the OP Scale is, unless it feels like being a physical thing. Today it doesn't.
15,000 damage to Nimbleguy!
The_Serpent and the Godmodder look on in awe. They think they should get their own band! The Godmodder puts that near the top of his to-do list. He'll probably call it "Brass Tacks" or something.
GIGA DRILL: Yours is a drill that will pierce the heavens.
DICESPHERES OF ZILLYFAIL: A set of 8 DÏ€. Yeah, don't ask.
The Dicespheres' insane properties cause them to not be able to roll anything at all! Therefore, they deal a paradoxical 9,000 damage!
Insanity Tubas /\/ Scratcher = The Jade Dragon (Level 70: 1/71)
It looks like Scratch's alchemies require charging to make...
He retconned it! You fail!
You give the Mind-Protection Helmet to The_Serpent! It will short-circuit after one use. She must go into the TARDIS of her own free will.
Lancer ~~~ Loom = Archagent's Suit
Avatar's Sights ~~~ Loom = Avatar's Robes
ARCHAGENT'S SUIT: Worn by Jack Noir.
AVATAR'S ROBES: The robes worn by Avatar Aang and the Air Nomads.
You fire Lancer at the Cultists, rotating between all four of its barrels! Massive spades and diamonds slice through them! The clubs bounce towards the Cultists and explode! The hearts act as bullets. 2 Cultists killed!
You then fire Avatar's Sights, assaulting them with the powers of all four elements. Another Cultist killed!
...Fourth-Wall Guardians can exist as lore. I don't think they should interfere with the plot too much.
6,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Yeah, you just hack at her limbs. Since the Mind-Protection Helmet can't do much against that, 6,000 damage to The_Serpent! The Nightmare Fuel, however, is repelled by the Helmet, which promptly short-circuits!
Uh, okay.
Cultist killed!
8,000 damage!
He was always Trickster!
It was made clear earlier that there are no Quest Beds/Skaia/Moons/Dreamselves in GodCraft. DTG2 is not a Sburb session. Although it is possible to have a mythological role via the HomestuckCraft plugin, I'm fairly sure that's as far as it goes.
So, none of that stuff happened, I guess.
You enter the TARDIS.
You enter the TARDIS.
Scribe's Wands /\/ Scratcher = Cuestick Wizard (Level 3: 1/4)
Magic 8 Ball /\/ Scratcher = Magic Cue Ball (Level 10: 1/11)
The Magic Cue Ball requires eleven posts to alchemize, not one.
We already discussed god tiers, or lack thereof.
As for the Octet, it doesn't work that way. And even if it did, the OP Scale would disintegrate them before you had a chance to use them!
Alright. A longbow with air cannon properties... I guess that's how it works?
I've noticed.
KINETIC KILLERS: A set of bronzed assault rifles imbued with energy cores. They glow with a malevolent energy, and crackle with light. Their shots are energized, and can transfer many types of energy into others instantaneously. Also produce mass quantities of heat.
You enter the TARDIS.
12,000 damage to The_Serpent!
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
You expend 8 Hog Slop and 10 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to Tombsander! All your attacks will x3 crit! Every Nether player's attacks will crit! Tombsander's attack power is halved!
7 Cultists killed! 12,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
62,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
5,000 damage to a Cultist!
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend six of every Sacred Item.
20,000 damage!
Dictionary /\/ Scratcher = ~ATH Scrapbook (Level 4: 1/5)
Yes. I ged it. The Joker makes a Cultist smile to death!
Whoops.
POTION OF GRAVITY: Imbues the drinker with massive weight. Movement is slowed, and jumping is nigh-impossible.
Potion of Gravity 0O0 Splash Potion of Poison = Splash Potion of Venom (1/3)
Powdered Sugar && Vanilla && Milk = Powdered Vanilla Milk (Level 1: 1/2)
It seems like you're using the Alchemiter as more of a Crafting Table than a weapon-producer... Should there be a Crafting Table upgrade? Hmm.
11,000 damage!
You enter the TARDIS.
I'm aware, but I said it should be put to a vote. I didn't keep track of it though... Oversight on my part. Let's do it for real this time!
If you are in the Nether sidequest and are fine with engie_ninja freezing this section of the Nether, vote yes.
Cage destroyed!
15,000 damage!
Choo choo! 10,000 damage!
You fool! Do you want to drag Ikea back into this conflict?! You do, don't you?
How do you know that? I'm not sure you should talk for Maniac... And the Fourth Wall in GodCraft is the Fourth Wall in Minecraft! Every universe only has one Fourth Wall... Oh, I'm a bit upset about Dimentio... I just haven't said anything. It doesn't interfere with the overall plot too much, though, so I'm not going to complain.
Kinetic Killers || Raw Energy Magic = Chaotic Laser Rifles (Level 7: 1/8)
Tricky only manages to commandeer the train after it has slammed into Leonstar! However, it still does a 180 and deals 8,000 damage to Irecreeper.
You use the Emerald Nova! 60,000 damage!
6 Cultists killed! 20,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
:/ I'm working on it...
TheLordErelye's next attack will fail! 10,000 damage!
Automagi Gauntlets added! (That's what I'll refer to the both of them as.)
Ick. 9,000 damage to generic!
15,000 damage to Tombsander!
5 Cultists killed! 17,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
You have to be able to strife against another Grimdark player first! And there are none to strife! They're all taken...
What?
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 JAVA SMASH - C SHARP
17,000 damage!
You enter the TARDIS.
> generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 .JPEG'S IRE - SANTA SMASH
You materialize a Zilly Santa in each of your hands, and leap up towards Nimbleguy! They proceed to grow in your hands, glitching out with .jpeg and Trickster energy! You smash them into Nimbleguy, assaulting him with the power of Zillymas, a portmanteau of Zilly and Christmas that I just made up now! 20,000 damage!
The resulting alchemy would be way over Level 10!
Pyroland Popper && Fluorite Octet = Catenative Lollipopper (Level 8: 1/9)
14,000 damage!
You fail!
You enter the TARDIS!
You blocked it too late! The arrow hits...
Yes, they are.
Cultist killed!
The Godmodder counters with his own headcanon: that headcannons don't exist! His headcanon is law, so they don't.
You shoot an Evil Dudeâ„¢ who is not on the field.
You pilot the train another 180 degrees after recovering from piono's attack so that it is heading back at Leonstar! 7,00 damage!
...You're right. piono/Tricky, I'd prefer if you fought your own battles. I had intended for these Strifes to be 1v1.
The spell backfires! 13,000 damage to you! Don't you know that you can only use the forces of darkness while grimdark?
10,000 damage!
Sword > Fine = Obsidian Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
Yoshi only kills a Cultist! You jump off of Yoshi and stab Dimentio! 6,000 damage!
Item Fight cannot interfere with this game! They're separate!
You regain the MASTER EMERALD.
9,500 damage!
Low HP + High-power Entities = Fast Death. It's simple math!
7,500 damage! Villager crashes into a Cultist, killing it!
You capture LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL!
+10,000 HP!
Irecreeper's next attack will, instead of attacking you, break him out of the cone! 8,000 damage!
7,500 damage!
QUASIBOX PLUTO = A very odd XBOX forged from quantum metal. It occasionally crackles with green energy, and throbs with the powers of plutonium.
10,000 damage!
2 Cultists killed!
Fire >o< = Flame Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
You roll the dice. Several tendrils of indigo energy course towards HMAS Serpent! Then, holographic images in the dice display several numbers...
8-4-6-2-6-1-4-8
The tendrils are amplified into giant drills of indigo energy, which barrel through the ship, incinerating several parts of it in giant fireballs! 10,000 damage!
You cannot!
Telltale Dice ~~~ Loom = Eight in the Morning
EIGHT IN THE MORNING: A black suit outlined in shades of blue. In this regard, it is similar to the Three in the Morning dress.
DRACULA'S PUZZLER: A modified version of Vampire Tooth that is colored a nasty shade of crimson. Its arrows are tipped with vampire teeth that allow health to be leeched out of victims and into allies. Imbued with a golden energy that seems to be adept at solving puzzles.
Meta Knight blocks the attack!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
25,000 damage to the Captcharoid Bot!
The Ion Cannon deals an additional 3,000 damage!
15,000 damage to Tombsander!
15,000 damage!
Gofoddwfn > 1/1 = Caledfwlch
JEGUS' MIGHT: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS. YOU DON'T 3V3N KNOW.
CALEDFWLCH: A pure white sword. Supposedly capable of harming Lord English.
7,500 damage to HMAS Serpent!
You enter the TARDIS.
Meta Knight ubercharged!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
Kuero killed!
15,000 damage to Tombsander!
How about you start actually doing stuff that goes along with the rules!
1. Zones were outlawed a while ago.
2. Spoilers were outlawed a while ago, since they bug out the editor.
3. You cannot make charges that raise the level cap for alchemies.
4. You cannot make charges that boost other charges.
5. You can only make charges that fully heal entities under strenuous circumstances. There is an entity on the field right now that can do that, but it was charged for 50 posts and can only fully heal once every ten turns.
6. You can only alchemise things using && (AND) or || (OR). There's nothing else.
Please keep these in mind next time.
This is a 1v1 strife!
NOT was never a thing.
Scribe's Wands = !Uf73JFl
I get that you saw the error of your ways, but seriously. Not only did you break rules on the thread and do attacks that certainly wouldn't have worked, you proceeded to insult everyone on the thread. I CAN report you for disrupting a forum game...
For future reference, please do not double post (i.e. post right after you've posted). It's frowned upon. Thank you.
The Godmodder's aura of sadness and anger is stronger than your generic depressed attack!
Constructs added!
Yoshi returned to normal.
The TARDIS, now containing over ten players, decides to depart with the precious cargo. Its blue door closes, and it proceeds to float in the air, pulsing in flashes of light... The players inside are stuck in a seemingly endless white expanse. Eventually, the TARDIS disappears into the heavens. Paradox Dimentio watches.
Hmm... Now where are they heading off to?
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Strange eldritch creatures take respite in the heart of the Void... Beasts slumbering for eons, monsters as old as time itself, ranking in age among the great Red Dragon, creator of all things. Massive temples dedicated to gods unknown, and secrets never plundered by any civilization. The most powerful dragon of all besides the Red, the Secret of the Void, makes its home hear. Many times, it has bid the Descendants good travels. It must do it again, in the form of one of its many constructs.
A nothingness westward from the Secret, the TARDIS deposits the players into the Void. Of course, not really. Otherwise they would all die, unless they had the proper equipment.
Floating in the Void is the Black Monolith, forged anew. It flies into the TARDIS, sealing itself shut once more. It resonates with a strange hum, its vibrations flowing through the code of reality itself, forming words and sentences in the players' ears...
YES. TRULY YOU ARE THE ONES. THE DESCENDANTS. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS STARTED, LONG AGO, IN THE HEART OF THE EARTH.
LONG HAVE YOU SOUGHT FOR MY POWER. YOU ARE NOW WORTHY TO CONTAIN IT. YOUR WEAPONS AND CONSTRUCTS ARE UNBEATABLE. YOU WILL NEED THEM FOR THE TRIALS AHEAD.
I WILL NOW GRANT YOU ONE WISH. CHOOSE. WISELY.
Every player looks at each other. Finally, someone steps forward. Modpack. Or rather, Alex. He remembers when his split picked up the Ancestor Parable... Even in death, it's time to finish what he started. Complete his ancestor's legacy. He speaks.
TELL ME. WHAT IS THE GODMODDER'S WEAKNESS?
The Monolith shifts. Its corners retract. Its center square spins around.
A PREDICTABLE WISH. BUT A NOBLE ONE. THE ONE YOU HAVE SOUGHT FOR ONE YEAR. VERY WELL. I WILL GRANT IT. GOOD LUCK CONTAINING ITS POWER.
The square expands. The players find themselves in an unfamiliar environment.
A massive figure blocks your view... It is a giant mansion. A goldenrod roof. A beautiful brick fence. A massive patio. Three stories. Considering the circumstances, you know there is only one person that this house could belong to. It is the Godmodder's very own.
The setting is the 1980's. The Godmodder rests comfortably in his mansion. Its address; unknown. Its location; similarly unknown. The Godmodder's appearance; unknown as well. Much of his early life rests in mystery. Only certain things are known. He was born Richard. His last name, unknown. He lived well, and his family was rich. Whether he had a mother or a father is unknown. Whoever took care for him gave him everything he wanted. He grew up in a life of greed. He thought he could get whatever he wanted.
He was mocked at school. He was smart, but he never won favor with classmates. He was bullied. Accused of crime. A far cry from the rich life he lived at home. He found his solace in games. Particularly video games. Growing up at the kickstart of the gaming era, he grew up with Mario, Zelda, and Tetris. Soon, he rose up. He became the best gamer in his town. Then his city. He excelled at other games too. Chess, Scrabble. He was a prodigy. He finally started to become popular. He loved it.
And he was greedy. He only cared for himself. He was bitter and cruel to others in his teenage years, just as they were to him. Yet he knew, in his heart, that what he was doing was wrong. His moral compass, albeit a bit awry, served as a reminder that he had potential and heroism. He was only cruel because others were to him... Yet this bullying would only grow later on.
The Godmodder graduates college. He ends up getting deep into computer science and technology. Programming takes weeks of his time, but he masters it in months. He is a prodigy, yet he never discloses any of his work to others. Only select few. Keeping his power to himself was how he stayed at the top. He began exploiting bugs and glitches in video games, which he still excelled at. Yet, he never went as low as to hack. Hacking was for the weak, he thought.
The turn of the century. The Godmodder excels in the stock industry. He earns a job working with computers, even beta-testing games. He sees the rise of Microsoft, of Sony. The greed in his heart is still there, driving through him, yet he had never done any real wrong with it. Not yet. It had served to get him to the top, nothing more. The personal computer and its respective games serve as an influence on him. Doom, Myst, Portal. He played them all. Not only did he play them all, he excelled at them all. Just as he had at everything else. And then, he found it.
2009. Minecraft. A man by the name of Markus Persson creates a post on the TIGSource forums. The Godmodder, by that time, had become an avid poster on internet forums. He particularly enjoyed roleplaying. The possibilities were endless. You could be people who could get anything they wanted... Yet he got frequently kicked out of these roleplays. The reason: godmodding. Because if there's one thing Richard wanted more than anything else, it was to be invincible.
He played Minecraft once, and was hooked. Interested, he contacted its maker, Notch, and talked to him. The two quickly became friends as the Godmodder delved into Minecraft's code, more and more updates launching. Its code was completely alien to him. Unlike anything he had ever seen. Almost as if it was obscuring a universe of potential. He found at secrets. NPCs not yet added. Deities. Biomes. Wars.
The Godmodder entered the Psi-Godmodding War through the machinations of a doctor. He loved it. People who could do anything they wanted... The Godmodder yearned for their power. He followed them avidly, watching figures like Gemini and the Player fight with power. He traveled to the Battle at the Arctic, where the doctor unleashed a terrible beast... Only the fires of Gemini could negate its powerful cold. From that point on, he knew what he had to do. He had to become like them. A Godmodder. Not just in roleplays. He had to learn how to tamper with coding. Unlock the game's true potential.
Influenced by what he saw in the war, the Godmodder gave Notch ideas to add into the game. New blocks. New dimensions. The Godmodder was treated as an honorary member of Mojang. He earned a nickname of Richard Persson, an unseen sidekick of Notch's. The coding of the game grew more complex, until finally, the Godmodder learned how to change it at will. His changes started small at first. He gave himself overpowered gear. Then he started creating things. Beasts that should not be. Towers. Weapons. He learned. He grew in power.
2010. Halloween. The Godmodder, not content with testing his powers by himself, went on servers. The Great Halloween Prank of 2010 ensued. He summoned Terrors from the depths of evil. Mojang was appalled. The players, astonished. They all ragequitted shortly afterwards. And on that day, something inside the Godmodder snapped. He realized that he could use his powers to gain enough power to rule the entire game. No. Not a game. A universe. His suspicions were correct.
On that day, he became the Godmodder.
Inspired by the Psi-Godmodder's defeat, swarms of NPCs and players arose to try to take up his legacy. The Godmodding Ladder was formed as a power scale. The Godmodder quickly climbed up the ranks, using his natural luck and power to kill any godmodder who dared challenge him. Finally, he slayed the last Omega Tier, and rose to the highest ranks. And it was only through the power of tampering with Minecraft's source code that he rose to the fabled Omega+ Tier rank.
His ascension, complete. He had become the most powerful Godmodder in the world. He strived to complete what his Ancestor had started. The Godmodder's job was to cause enough rage and enough fear to make everyone in the world ragequit. They fed on the rage of players as they came to the conclusion that they were dealing with an unstoppable force. He created powerful things. OP Scales. Curses. Turrets. And then he struck.
He created a wheel of destruction, raging across nearly every server. Small or big, the Godmodder attacked all of them. The rage was enough to satisfy any godmodder for a lifetime. But he was not content. Greed and a nonexistent moral compass drove him to do more. He thought bigger and bigger until he was engorged on power, and the fallacy that no one could touch him.
His godmodding skills crossed over to the real world. He gave himself infinite computers. He used his money to create a company, Godmodding Inc. He became one of the richest men on the planet, and yet society turned a blind eye to his antics. He thought himself untouchable. He was wrong.
2012. The First Godmodding War. The Godmodder's first defeat. Driven by rage, the Godmodder prepared for his biggest scheme yet. Trapping everyone, every player, on one server.
2013. The Operation struck. The Second Godmodding War. The world; panicked. A universe; disarrayed. A playerbase; trapped.
Every player on one server... The Godmodder's creed: make them all ragequit. Yet what would he do if there was no one to ragequit? They would be out of his reach... And there would be nothing for him to do. He would fail. And yet how would they accomplish this? Well, we will see...
The visions fade. You are back in the white expanse.
NOW DO YOU SEE? A GODMODDER'S GOAL IS TO MAKE AS MANY PLAYERS AS HE CAN RAGEQUIT. THIS GODMODDER IS SUCCEEDING IN THAT ASPECT. YET THIS TIME, HE HAS GONE TOO FAR.
HE HAS ATTEMPTED TO MAKE THIS ENTIRE PLAYERBASE RAGEQUIT. YET IF HE SUCCEEDS, WHAT COULD HE DO NEXT? NOTHING. HE HAS GONE AS FAR AS HE CAN GO. IT IS LONELY AT THE TOP. AND PEOPLE WILL, GIVEN TIME, KNOCK YOU DOWN.
THE GODMODDER IS DEALING WITH FORCES HE CANNOT CONTROL. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIS PRECIOUS PLAYERBASE WERE TO VANISH? YOU ALL HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DO THIS, IN VAIN. I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE.
The Black Monolith shows another vision. It is of the Conclave, of Team Mojang in its hallways.
I DO NOT TRUST THE OCCUPANTS OF THIS BUILDING. NEITHER SHOULD YOU. IT IS A CRUCIBLE OF CHAOS. THEY SEEK TO USURP THE ORDER OF THE WORLD. YET THERE IS A SMALL GROUP, RESOLUTE, WORKING TOWARDS YOUR GOAL.
Several people break into Team Mojang's room. They drag them off of the computers and into the hallways.
YET DARKNESS WILL PREVAIL AGAINST THEM. THEY CAN HELP YOU. YOU MUST HELP THEM. THEY, AND THEY ALONE, HOLD THE KEY TO STOPPING THIS OPERATION. WHEN THE TIME COMES, AND YOU NEED THEIR HELP MOST, JUST AS THEY WILL NEED YOURS...
YOU MUST ASCEND.
One last image is shown. Mojang, hidden in a suburban jungle, working on a giant green computer, feverishly inputting lines of code. They form the image of a giant block. The monitor flashes light, showing several images. Purple arcs ensnaring earth. The players fighting a giant mecha. A bronze block descending in a column of light onto a broken world.
The visions fade. So does the white room. You are back on the Battlefield. One last voice resonates throughout you.
WHEN CHECKMATE LOOMS IMMINENT, YOU WILL KNOW WHO CAN HELP YOU.
FAREWELL.
And so, the Black Monolith spoke its last. No entities attack due to the events.
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -543,500/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x102.)
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡): [N] HP: 96,000/130,000. Nani Sore: III Fifth Eye: IIIII
Lord Doubtfire: [N] HP: 80,000/100,000.
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot: [AG] HP: 27,000/150,000. Ability Capture: III Ability Alchemiter: IIIII
Automagi Gauntlets: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Amplifies energy attacks against Dimentio.
Construct Squad: [AG] Rock Constructs: 5,000/5,000. (x3.) Wood Constructs: 4,000/4,000. (x3.) Steel Constructs: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Mario: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Mario Finale: IIII
Villager: [PL] HP: 7,500/15,000. Respawns: III Timber: IIII
Meta Knight: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Galaxia Darkness: IIII
Japhet: [PG] HP: 4,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 82,500/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 33.
~~~
Strife~
TheLordErelye: IN STRIFE
Nimbleguy: IN STRIFE
Leonstar0: IN STRIFE
Trickster Side:
insert_generic_username: IN STRIFE
The_Serpent: IN STRIFE
pionoplayer: FREE
TT2000: UN-ENTERED
Irecreeper: IN STRIFE
TheLordErelye: [PL] HP: 50,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 9,000/90,000. Trickster.
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Nimbleguy: [PL] HP: 32,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
insert_generic_username: [PL] HP: 49,000/90,000. Trickster.
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Leonstar0: [PL] HP: 52,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
Irecreeper: [PL] HP: 82,000/90,000. Trickster.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 3,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 53,000/178,000. Gains +90,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Phoenix III: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
~
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 56,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
~
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 5: Halfway's End. XP: 14,000/60,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE] / CHAIR CRACKER
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP
~
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 3: Seed's Seeker. XP: 500/35,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION /
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 2: Stockpiler. XP: 10,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER
~
Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 2,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
~
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
~
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
~
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 6: Triangle Guy. XP: 15,987/75,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
~
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 20,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
~
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 112,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 58,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
~
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 20,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
~
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 3,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
~
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
~
Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 2: Dimensional Mage. XP: 14,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 163,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
~
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
~
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 9,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
~
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 23,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
~
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 37,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
~
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 8: Armsmaster. XP: 56,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
~
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 84,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
~
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 5,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Giga Drill Break 4/15
Magic Cue Ball (Cue Ball /\/ Scratcher) 1/11
I summon 10,000 Megalodon890s. They have all the stated immunities of the Hellkite Dragons, being their summoner, as well as immunities to tuba/staff-based attacks. They also all have 10,000 health and have windy powers, allowing them to deflect attacks. There is no repellant for them. They attack Nimbleguy. Also, don't you dare call an OP ruling on this, Twin. >:[
I attempt to convince the Godmodder to loan The_Serpent the Wayback Machine in case she needs it to defeat TheLordErelye. "After all, how would it reflect on you if one of your players lost this?"
Hm... I attempt to flip a coin. The coin reflects the sun's harsh glare straight into Nimble's eye, blinding him for one attack. I then rush up to him and use Chemotherapy. That's right. This deserves a Finale. At the beginning/middle. :/ (In case you forgot, Chemotherapy is Bangun && Smash Ball.) It said it was incomplete? I'm gonna duplicate it to see. Besides, you know Nimble's just going to Tuba me.
I quickly put up an offensive anti-Dimentio energy shield around me.
I also casually take Aegis's Prism and use it to heal The_Serpent. If I can't do that, I tap into my p2iionic Gemiinii power2, eat mind honey, and shoot TheLordErelye with my eyelasers or create a "perfect 1-turn force field" around The_Serpent using the Scribe's Wands if I can't do that either.
I also use Unreal Air on Nimble.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 19/50
Giant Everything: 19/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
46/50 Attacking...
46/50 Attacking...
========== 94%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/6 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
7/10 Poseidon's Culler
7/10 After Eight
10 post - Bunny Ears! The Villager gets to attack twice this turn and has a 50% chance of dodging attacks targeting him this turn in addition to the "pocket" ability!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Well, the fourth-wall guardian thing doesn't break too much, especially with the whole collapse of the multiversal community thing.
I finish the Tempest
5/10 for Yggdrasil staff
3/8 for the chaotic laser rifles. Also, about these, I'm wondering why these ones are getting two levels up when the first three elemental alchemies only got one level up from the raw magic. I know I shouldn't complain, but I find it slightly odd. Not gonna complain though. Or, well, not smartly at least.
20/50 for Vulcanos
3/15 for charged attack
Then Dimentio quivers. First, Paradox Burst goes off, dealing 75K damage to everyone and everything. 70K damage to everything in the nether. The wave hits harder on Earth though. No telling about the other universes, no contact... but the wave is more long lasting.
Picture the solar system. The planets revolving around the sun. From this distance you can't see the struggles for the fate of the multiverse going on.
Yet.
Now picture a massive curtain of dark lightning falling across it as the entire universe is blanketed in paradox energy. This is what happens. Earth feels it. Almost all electronics go out, only those connected to Godcraft in some way, shape or form (yes, that includes Project Binary twin, don't get your knickers in a twist) stay up.
But the wave of paradox energy doesn't dissipate. In fact, it begins to get stronger... The paradox is solidifying. Next round, all entities take 10K damage. Everywhere, no distance mitigation.
It would be a permanent field effect but... well... After that Dark Carnival goes off.
Dimentio takes 125000 damage from tvtropia, reducing his health to -668500
Phobos respawns in the nether.
Tricky, since TT2000 is in need of a strife partner, bashes TT2000's face in with a sign-post. The rainbow of trickster quickly becomes a rainbow of red.
The next in the line of piono's assist attacks shows up...
The Black Lantern Corps.
The haters of all life swarm in, reviving the dead cultists for just long enough to swarm over Dimentio and blast him with the powers of raw unlife.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh no
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 9/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 7/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 6/6)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
EXECUTE: SILVER EYE. QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER && TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS && GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE && BLUE'S SHIP -C. I THINK THAT IS HOW YOU USE THE GARAGE. OH. JOY. I USE MY CREATION PEN TO CREATE INFINITE Megalodon890 REPELLANT. I SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING ON ME AND THE Megalodon890S. ARE YOU READY... FOR TUBAS? THIS IS THE MOMENT OF VIRTUE. THE MOMENT OF TUBA. THE MOMENT OF GRIMDARK. TUBA ENERGY METER: 100%. IT'S GO TIME.
The Source Code of Reality fluctuates... it suddenly glitches the entire world! Everything in sight is not as it should be... except Gerbil and his arsenal of weapons. Pure glitch flows into Gerbil...
WHICH THEN FLOWS INTO THE TUBAS.
Please insert pure energy.
I PLUG MY ORIGIN'S STAFF IN TO THE TUBAS. 400 IGNIS, 400 AGUA, 350 TERRA, 300 AER, 300 ORDO, AND 50 PERDITO DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I THEN PLUG IN THE VOIDED SCEPTER. 500 INSANITY, 500 VOID ENERGY, AND 500 LIFE FORCE DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I DUPLICATE THE PURE CONCH ENERGY.
Please insert catalyst.
I SCREW IN THE DUPLICATED JAR OF PURE CONCH ENERGY TO ACT AS A CATYLYST FOR THIS TUBA MOVE.
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: Execute ELDERITCH INSANITY.
The tubas send out a frequency unheard of until now... Suddenly, the frequency starts calling down a meteor! Wisps are circling the meteor... It seems to be pulsing EMPs! The Raspberry Pi is unaffected due to it's magic tuba protection. The meteor, as it enters the atmosphere, seems to be tinted blue, and covered in glitch particles... The meteor hits insert_generic_username! This causes Gerbil and him to go back to the tim of pure Void... one that Gerbil is able to survive in due to his robes. Out of nowhere, The Cancer appears, along with 100 Wisps! The Tubas first let out a punch akin to Rumble McSkirmish's signature move, Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo! Next, the wisps go out and zap insert_generic_username to oblivion! The Cancer than glitches him so much that nothing could ever rival the amount of Glitch. By the time this is over, something seems to have possessed insert_generic_username like Bipper was. Gerbil and insert_generic_username then travel back to the present. This uses up the Tuba's charges for Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo, Primal, Time, EMP, and Meteor, which are at 7, 8, 8, and 8 turns charge, respectively.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME... WHEN YOU DON'T EXIST? A HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I THEN FINISH HIM OFF WITH COMBAT OPERANDI: FATAL ERROR.
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THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 0/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 0/1000
AQUA: 0/1000
TERRA: 0/1000
AER: 0/1000
ORDO: 0/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
SB&HJ 5/50x2
Giga Drill Break 5/15
Magic Cue Ball 2/11
Catenative Lollipopper 3/9
I attempt... Hm... Spiral Sucker && Smash Ball. Maybe I should stock up on Finales. I also flip a coin. It continually hovers while flipping and reflecting light into your eye, blinding you for an attack. While that happens I use Sunrise on you/Santa Smash again if I can't sunrise.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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6/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
4/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
21/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
Phobos, having finished respawing, draws the Penultimatum and unleashes Play 'Em Off Lvl5: Point N' Shoot on Tombsander, hoping to finish him off.
Tricky does a rapid-fire face smash on TT2000, hitting him in the face roughly 500 times in about half a second.
piono stumbles to his feet.
So that's what's going to happen...
Yet... That can't be all of it...
I remember...
but it doesn't matter.
Its a good thing I don't have anything serious at stake here.
The next wave of help comes in...
Hello, I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Behind the hunchbacked doctor is a massive assortment of very threatening weapons.
I'm here on behalf of a good friend of mine...
piono sighs and rubs his eyes in irritation.
Just shoot him already.
Oh right, on it.
Doofenshmirtz immediately fires up all of the weapons at once, every single inator he has ever built.
And then he falls over on his back.
all the lasers shoot out and slam into dimentio, but only at half strength, because the portal's existence is abruptly cut short by a massive explosion on the other side of the portal.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
30/30! (+1 from Leon x3)
~ATH Scrapbook 3/5
+1 to Gerbil and Leon.
30/30 Expended!
As I continue to relentlessly STRIFE Serpent, there is a slight break in the fighting, for a few seconds. During this time, my hand absentmindedly slips towards a mind honey-filled jar in my inventory. Oh. Oh my. My face immediately contorts in mental pain, my hands covering my eyes. Then, when I can bear the psychic strain no more, I move my hands away. For a few seconds, my eyes pulsate with a purple light, and I release the energy towards Serpent. Two absolutely enormous optic blasts of violet psionic energy strike Serpent directly, and the vision of all within around a hundred meters/blocks is obscured in a flash of light. Sadly, that was the last of my anti-trickster charges, as well as the last of my mind honey. I suppose I shall have to obtain more.
Beenary Apiculture 1/20
While I am at it, I may as well begin forging a few bits and bobs. I do Thaumatorium && Nuclear Phage Canister && Voidmetal-Plated Arcane Bore 1/???. If this works how alchemy should, this will either convert the thing hit into liquid essentia, or be fueled by essentia itself. As a side project, I also do Alternian Psychic Grafter Engine && Eldritch Monolith Shard Lockseal 1/???. That is an Eldritch Monolith from TC2, not the Monolith. The APGE is a similar model to the device that the Ψiioniic was attached to, if not exactly the same. This could be an interesting power source... Perhaps I could attach the Voidmetal EM Pulser and these two new alchemies to Imminently Deceased, with this thing as a backup engine. Could I do that without any alchemy?
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Two hours later...
From what you can see, it is now time to get Nelrte into the Medium. Then, Araeva will get you in, Navela will get her in, Eterne will get her in, and Kalare will get her in. Perhaps it would just be best if you waited a little longer...
>Be Kalare again.
You are now Erelye. At the current moment, you are wondering what to do with all the Grist you have obtained. Who would have known inherently arcane creatures would have more Grist drop from them? Eh, they mostly dropped useless stuff, like Iodine, Amethyst, Chalk, and Mercury. There were a few good things that dropped off of what looked like winged flame berserker imps, such as Shale, Tar, and Gold. At least, you think they are useful. You know what this means...
Vesperium Katana || Pen =
Pine Branch && Metal Rod =
Laptop && Heap of Elf Will Smith Posters =
Knitting Needles && Odd Tome =
(Vesperium Katana || Pen) && Inkwork Device =
Computer && Holographic Emitter =
(Twin, could you please give these things names? I am not feeling particularly inspired. You do not have to if you do not want to. Also, these have nothing to do with alchemies in GodCraft itself.)
EDIT: Hmm... A comprehensive story displaying the life of Richard? Interesting. Given time, we shall slay him.
I ATTEMPT T() CLIP CLIPPY ()N A PAPER CLIP. THERE. THAT'S HIS WEAKNESS. MY G()D I H()PE IT W()RKS.
TITANFALL: FINISHED!
General 3: 39(!)/40
General 4: 39(!)/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=[33 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[23 / 25]= Queen Bee
Prehaps I can-
There. ROBOT-CHAIR ARMS. AMAZING!
Welp, my torso is slowing fading... May as well attack while I still can.
(I take 5,000 damage from body decay.)
So, a cone...
IDEA!
I PULL OUT THE HAND OF PEARL, AND TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO LEONSTAR!
I THEN PULL OUT THE MATERIAL PLANE AND POINT-BLANK SHOOT LEONSTAR WITH IT!
I THEN QUICKLY TELEPORT AGAIN, AND THEN SHOOT DIMENTO AS WELL!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 44/50 +1 self +1 Erelye +2 Nimble
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 7/50 +1 self
v: 2/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing, which should be in the Tardis. Unless it's not?
CONE: Cone logic dictates that Cone jumped in front of your face before you teleport.
Cone logic is best logic. However Cone go bye bye now because Cone deded.
Leonstar0: Noooooooooooo Coneeeeee!...
Yeah I assumed that would happen.
I use my light-dark based abilities to create a VOID OF LIGHT, as in I remove all fortune from Irecreeper.
I then give him an unlucky clover, which mutates in to an multi-tentacled monster called a squid. It utterly terrifies him.
Ability Capture
Recharge in: 3 turns
Captured Abilities:
Square Dance
Play' Em Off: Bullet Hell
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 29 -1 bot
/null
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