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New item charge.

Completely Standard Sword: 1/3

Yoshi wheelie-rams the monolith.

I help kayne twice.

HMAS Ship: 3/50
Vengeance: 5/50 x2

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2

Blue: Use colourmatic on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.

In other news.
I've changed my Minecraft skin to look like me.
Inaccuracies aside.
It's actually kind of creepy.

37/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes
29/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
16/25 Health Care Package + 1 fsefr

Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy (Banjo Kazooie Collectible) = ??? (2/?)

> K4yne: I keep attacking the Monolith with Netheraria.
> R. K.: Bombs For Blasting At the Monolith.

Helpin fseftr twice.

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Strange Hippocrates 451

Charge: III In Use
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%

I slice and dice a PG with armistyx.

UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 8/9

... L()rd? Where is he?

General 3: 26/40

General 4: 26/40

A young Troll is in her room. She is dusting off from her injuries that had recently happened. Her friends call her Serpent. Suddenly, a black cloud forms in her room. The cloud forms larger and larger, until it engulfs Serpent.

Serpent ends up in a very dark place. She realizes it almost immediatly, she's in the void. 8 purple fires appear, surrounding Serpent. The fires fuse together. Then, two white, pupil less eyes appear.

HELL() SERPENT.

The L()rd walks up to her.

I'VE C()ME T() ASK Y()U S()METHING.

A contract appears.

WILL Y()U J()IN ME?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 49/50
Merger 2/2 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED
15/15 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED

I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 3/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 5/8
NEW Gofoddwfn > Rough

I DARK MATTERS the BLACK MONOLITH!
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) continues readying its NEVERENDING GLARE...

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 7/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I slice and dice a PG with armistyx.

UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 8/9

... L()rd? Where is he?

General 3: 26/40

General 4: 26/40

A young Troll is in her room. She is dusting off from her injuries that had recently happened. Her friends call her Serpent. Suddenly, a black cloud forms in her room. The cloud forms larger and larger, until it engulfs Serpent.

Serpent ends up in a very dark place. She realizes it almost immediatly, she's in the void. 8 purple fires appear, surrounding Serpent. The fires fuse together. Then, two white, pupil less eyes appear.

HELL() SERPENT.

The L()rd walks up to her.

I'VE C()ME T() ASK Y()U S()METHING.

A contract appears.

WILL Y()U J()IN ME?

THE_SERPENT: AH. I WAS WONDERING. WHEN YOU'D. SHOW UP.
THE_SERPENT: BUT. I'M NOT ONE. TO WANDER BLINDLY INTO. SERVITUDE.
THE_SERPENT: DO YOU THINK I"M A FOOL???!!!!!
THE_SERPENT: I MUST DECLINE. I"LL BE. TRAVELING BACK. TO LOSAS.
THE_SERPENT: I'VE GOT. AN INSANE AVATAR. TO KEEP IN CHECK.
THE_SERPENT: GOODBYE.
Serpent takes out a mini transportalizer and moves her finger towards it...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 50/50 DONE
Merger 2/2 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED
15/15 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED

I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 4/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 6/8
NEW Gofoddwfn > Rough

I DARK MATTERS the BLACK MONOLITH!
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) uses its NEVERENDING GLARE on PARADOX DIMENTIO!
:P, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the merger are deployed! They all merge into... Oh god...

( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡)!!!!! OH GOD WHY
HP: Twinset, make it on the high side.
ATTACKS:
NANI SORE???? (3 Turns)
FIFTH EYE (5 Turns)
MEME MASTER (On death.)
??? (6 Turns)
???? ???? (2 Turns)

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 8/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15

Quote from pionoplayer»

Dimentio changes forthcoming
I finish Gale of Thorns
4/6 for the Tree Trunk
I finish the dual isopistols
6/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack

As for non-Dimentio things...
piono lands with an earth-shattering thud.
But there's something off. He has indeed, gone into trickster mode... but... still.
He stands up, brushing himself off, in his bright new trickster colors, but suddenly begins flashing between his trickster form and regular self.
Why thank you Serpent, I feel so help me I am going to kill whoever the bloody idiot that thought that tricksterhood makes me feel so much better. I really should have done this is the worst possible time for you to pull something like this I swear if we make it out alive I'm going to have to spread this wonderful feeling with everyone else!
Argh!!!
piono fights himself, scrambling to reach his comm unit. He finally manages to dial a button.
Tricky!!!! Get down here so I can help you solve all of your problems!

W̛̝̯͇ͣ᷃ͣh̶̠ͣ̅ͩͣ̂a̠̝ͣ͗᷁ͥͣt̙᷾ͣ͗̏ͣ̈ ̧͚ͭͣͣ̚͟ṱ̠ͣ̀ͬͣ̊h̡͓ͮͣ͒ͣ̌ḛ͉̐ͣͣ͞ͅ gorilla?
M̪̪̰̈́̏̍͢i̪̪̅̎̓̀̌n̪̬̪͚ͮ̓ͤd̡̪̪᷃̎̂̚ ̪͙̪̭ͩ̌͢t̪̺̪᷾᷆᷉̚e̪͇̤̪̒̓͑l̪̪͒̿͗ͭͦl̩̪̫̩̪᷈͜i̪᷊̝̪͌́̔n̪͔͇̪͌͐͑ĝ̪̖̞̪͙᷈ ̜̪̲̪̟̔᷀m̺̪̪̳̪̘͝e̪͇̪᷈ͥ͝͝ ̪̞̪᷀᷅̓͏w̪̥̪̐̾̓͠h̸̪͖̞̪̫͐a̻̪᷊̤̪᷇̄ẗ̪̼̪́̐᷅̈́'̯̪̪͌᷈̿͝s̬̪̮̪̎͊̏ ̵̪̦̪᷈ͯ͟h̴̪̻̼̼̪᷆a̪͉̪᷅̀͐͜p̪͎̪̍̇ͦͩp̪͎̜̪̟̓͋e͇̪̪̍̋͘͜n̸̪̰̪̳ͭ͂i̸̪̪̾᷃ͦͭn̪͈̪̜᷈ͪ̾g̪̰̪̎᷇̐͗ ̪̘᷂͍̪̈̚d̪̪̙̎̊᷀ͧo̪̪ͮ̋͐ͯ͝w̴̪̪̆̊ͤ́n̺̪̝̗̪͑̏ ᷿̪͇̪̍ͩ͞t̪̲͕̪̪᷅ͮh̪̪᷊᷾͒᷅͝ȩ̪̞̪̺͊̑r̴̤̪̪̊ͮ̚ë̪̯̪́ͤ̊᷁?̪͔̪̇̍́͟

Oh, its wonderful, all heck has broken loose down here and serpent's put me into an amazing new state of mind!
O̝ͭͧ̈᷁̔ͧh̺̼ͧ̌̊ͧ̀.̶̫̭ͧ̈́ͧ́ ̳ͩͧ̄̎ͧ͡
I͑ͧ̏̍ͧ̅͠ ͉̙̾ͧͫͧ͜s̲̞᷈ͧ͛ͧ͝e̼̲͓͖᷂ͧͧe̥ͧͦͬͧ̂ͅ.̻̟ͧ͐ͧ̆͞ ̷͍̤ͧͩͧ͊
I᷿̥̩ͧ᷆ͧ̑'ͧ̚͏̗͋ͧ᷄l̸̤᷉ͧ᷀ͦͧḽ᷃ͧ᷃͆ͧͬ ̡ͧ̔ͧ̚̚͟b̴̼᷀ͧͩͨͧe̥̞͙̱ͧ̌ͧ ̰̖͕ͧ͗ͧͩr᷿̩͈͇ͧͧ͆i̮̫ͧͧ̓ͧ̒gͧ̽̔ͧ̕͞͝h̹͍͕̗ͧ͒ͧt̲̆ͧͧ́ͧ͆ ͏͙͚ͧ̿ͧͭḏ̡ͦͧ͐᷅ͧo̭̻̲᷇ͧ᷈ͧw͇ͩͧ̆ͧ̍͢n̮ͣͧ̐ͨͧ᷉.̬̠̅ͧ̎̉ͧ ̖ͧ̔͊ͧ᷁ͅ
L͈̥̲̺ͧ᷅ͧe̛̦ͧ̈́̓ͧ̽ţ̜̗̗ͧ͛ͧ ̶͖̄ͧ̓ͧ͗m͍̲̝ͧ̇ͧ᷈e̳̤̪ͧ᷀ͧ̒ ̶̠ͧͭͧ᷃͠f̺̙ͧ᷆̋ͧ̕íͧ̇͏̜ͧ̕n͉̜͎͂ͧ͐ͧi̛̦̯͉̞ͧͧs᷊̘̘ͧͧ̏̕h̦̰̥̳ͧ̏ͧ ͇᷊ͧ̽ͧ͜ͅm̤̩᷅ͧͯͧ̂y͕͔ͧ̽ͫ̿ͧ ͈᷿̻ͧ̐ͧ͋c̸̟̜ͧ᷈͗ͧa͈ͧ̿ͭͧ͛͟ṛ̹ͧ᷾ͪͧ̒ḍ᷇ͧ͊ͫ᷃ͧ ̑ͧ̄ͨ̔ͧ᷅gͣͧ̇̽͊ͧ̃a͌ͧͮ᷄᷈ͧ᷈m̱̲̖͉ͧͦͧe̖̙ͧ̒ͦͧ̚.᷆ͧ̎ͨͫͧ̔
WHAT?!?!?! YOUR CARD GAME!??! THE MULTIVERSE IS AT STAKE AND YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR game sounds like fun! Perhaps we could play it together!

Ȏ̹͈ͮ͐͌ͮk͚̟̄ͮͮ͡͞a̢̡̗̹ͮ͆ͮy̛ͮ̂᷾᷅ͮ̕,̯ͮ̐ͪͮͥ̚ ̶̴̔ͮ͊ͮ̊I̡͈̼̜ͮͮ̈'̸̢̘ͮͮ͘͞ḷ̪ͮ̂͗ͮ̃l᷂͙ͮ͑͏ͮ̈́ ̲͇͐ͮ̑ͮ̈p͖̄ͮ͠͏ͮ᷄u̜̞̝̻ͮ̈ͮt̛ͮͤͤͬͮ͂ ̝̱͚͕ͮͨͮt̖͖͕ͮͮ̀ͅh͚̔ͮͣ̌ͮͮe̡̱̤͎̤ͮͮ ̬͕᷄ͮ̔͋ͮc̓ͮ̀̑ͥͮͫa͕ͥͮ͋ͮͮ͝r̶̈ͮ̃᷉ͮ᷉d̖ͪͮ̍ͫ̆ͮ ̵̧̇ͮ̔͗ͮǧ̸͔͎ͮͮ͠a̦᷾ͮ̉᷉́ͮm̠̤̹ͮ̈ͮ͢e᷃ͮ̍ͯͮ̐͘ ̝ͫͮ̈ͮ᷉͜o͒ͮͫ̎̀ͮ͜ṇ̺͓͒ͮ̆ͮ ̘̲̰ͮ᷈ͮ̀h̴͙̅ͮ̎ͮͩo͎ͮͮ̑᷾ͮ́l͔᷿̫͉ͮͦͮḏ̴̪̝ͮͮ̽.̝͚ͮ͗᷃ͮ̄
THANK YOU!!!!

Phobos uses Deep Freeze lvl2: Big Chill to take down a gargantuan magma cube, completely unaware of recent developments on the surface.

Before I tally up Dimentio's damage... It seems its time to amp things up, Dimentio's losing health way too fast, and isn't dealing damage besides.
Paradox Burst goes off.
The unresolved paradox reaches its first milestone of growth, suddenly, a dark cloud of paradox energy forms around Dimentio, crippling all alchemy/battle technique/combat operandi based attacks aimed at him. That isn't the main concern though.
The burst itself is.
The massive paradox smashes through the battlefield, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage, tearing every entity besides dimentio and the cultists to shreds (interpret that as, enormous amounts of damage to all entities, with no mitigation based on number of entities in the area or in the ground) and reducing the sanity of all of them drastically. When your mind itself is destroyed by a paradox, it doesn't matter what kind of being you are, only previously being completely and totally insane will save you from utter mental annihilation. The effect ripples across the field, not only hitting the battlefield, but smashing into things all over godcraft too.

Somewhere, on the edges of Godcraft.

s̺͕᷇᷇͏᷇ͩơ̯͔͕͍᷇᷇r͈̘᷇́᷾᷇͢ṟ͉͖̟᷇͆᷇y̭͔ͯ᷇̉̋᷇,̹̰͖̥̏᷇᷇ ̛̰͓᷇͑᷇͋I̖͍̜᷿᷇̌᷇'̜̰᷇ͭ᷾᷇̚ļ͖᷇ͬ̓͛᷇l͏͍͈̱᷇ͨ᷇ ͉͓̟̜̩᷇᷇h͍͔̓᷇̄᷇ͩa̷͖͒᷇᷇ͫ͡v̱̝᷇̆̎̏᷇e̶̖᷈᷇̽᷄᷇ ̗᷇͌̀᷇᷀͡t̮͍̖͊᷇᷇᷃ỏ̹̰̺᷇ͤ᷇ ̼̤ͩ᷇ͭ᷇͡f͈̜᷇᷃̐᷇̒i̼̱ͭ᷇ͬ᷇᷉ņ̷̷͉̇᷇᷇i᷿͍̇᷇᷉᷇ͅs̹͖̤᷇̒͂᷇ḫ͓̼᷇᷇ͨ᷇ ̬͙᷇̓͑᷇᷇t̺̦̬᷇͋᷇͝h̷͇᷇᷇͂͘͟ę͓̞᷇̃͐᷇ ̠̘᷇᷇᷇᷃̕g̓᷇ͦ̃᷆᷇᷀a̷̤᷇ͭ᷇̏͢m̷͖̣᷇̋᷇̓ẽ̴̷᷇̍͐᷇ ̺̩᷇͑̉᷇̓l̨̤̯᷇̏᷇᷆a͚ͥ᷇̊᷇͊͞t̸̆᷇̾̉᷇͠e̲͖̩᷇᷈᷇ͅṙ᷇̏̂᷇͐͢.̼̮͉̩᷇᷇̔
Okay!
Bye Tricky.
Never would have that a homicidal psycho clown from Madness Combat would be such a cool cards buddy.
Ẅ͚̠̟̣̠᷿ḧ̰̠͔̠̓͒y̠̳̰̠̽̇͋ ̱̠̣̠͉͗̽t̨̠̻̠̑͌ͪh̸͎̠᷊̠̃ͤa̛̠̭̟̠̳̿-̡̠̗̠᷅̿̓
Then the rolling paradox wave hits.
The entire structure is flattened. By the time the players respawn, cursing, Tricky has left hurriedly.

Then the paradox burst hits the nether. Take the amount of damage dealt to all entities on the battlefield. Subtract 2500 and deal that much damage to everybody/thing in the nether. Yes, including the players. No, that is not including buffs or debuffs, those still modify damage.
This does not mean the entire stack takes that much damage, that means that every unit in the stack takes that much damage. So if the base damage were for some reason as low as 10K, the zombie pigmen and blazes would all die instantly. Yes, slightly overpowered, but we're talking multi-thread boss that hasn't been getting any respect. At all.
Phobos, reforms after the wave hits, then curses.
Alright, change of plans. This ends now.
He immediately sets everything to kill tombsander as fast as possible.
The entire nether is now darkened by the strength of paradoxes.

Next the wave hits the end, but as we are not currently occupied with its current residents, we'll skip that bit. Suffice it to say that they don't do too well.

Then it hits Paradox Space (Serpent, if your character is still in this area, she just got her meteor or base or whatever smashes. It doesn't kill, but it is strong enough to send everything out of whack, such as electronics, magic, and godtier powers).
A girl in her room, rubs her bruises from falling out of her chair.
and then falls out of the chair again as her computer monitor explodes with paradox energy, the lightbulb in her room shatter, and crashes and rumbles echo all around the complex. She quickly rushes to a window, then looks out.
She sees the dark, deadly nothingness of paradox.
She blinks.
and for the first time, and probably the last, in her life. She whimpers.
Oh no...
Please no...

Then the wave hits Earth.
Mass blackouts, people see what looks like the aurora borealis, except its black and purple, and appearing everywhere.
Superstitious and religious folk take it as a sign of the end time.
Aetheists frantically scramble for some scientific explanation.
Then the news outlets come back up, detailing what is happening on the battlefield.
And the jester from Super Paper Mario whose current antics mirror the massive effects on Earth.
Panic, even more than before, ensues.

Dimentio takes 84800 damage from tvtropes.
twin, since dimentio is taking damage so quickly, I came up with a... gimmick. It will reveal itself shortly, I have little doubt.
Charged attacks still deal full damage, as do spoils of war (he's still immune to status effects though)

GALE OF THORNS: A massive crossbow whose stock is made from thorns of pure wind and air. Its frame flashes between turbulent shades of grey and black. You're having trouble just holding it... Its bow segment fires thorn-shaped bolts of chaotic winds.

DUAL ISOPISTOLS: A heavily modified set of pistols. The majority of their frames are taken up by a large energy core that makes electricity course throughout the weapon, providing massive energy power to its shots.

You land on the ground after achieving lifdoff thanks to The_Serpent. Standing up reveals you too have entered TRICKSTER MODE. That makes the score Grimdark 1, Trickster 3.

> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 DEEP FREEZE - BIG CHILL

12,000 damage to a Gargantuan Magma Cube!

Paradox Dimentio will use Paradox Burst this turn...

84,800 damage to Paradox Dimentio!

Quote from Nimbleguy»

POST 1;
18/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade.
5/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
5/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 5/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 5/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (8/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Erelye, I would kindly ask that you allow me to join your side, but do not officially grimdark me. Just enough to prevent those over-rainbowed comic sans pots of pure silliness. Twin, would you like to do the honors? Also, the book that the symbol is written in is called Modifying the Medium. I start drawing the alchemical symbols on the ground, starting at earth...(Symbols attached at bottom of post.) I then randomly find a Gomez plush... I put it on the ground, and use the Voided Scepter's Life Force to animate it. The Gomez Plush, with full Gomez realistic... turning action... does this:

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 200/1000
AQUA: 200/1000
TERRA: 200/1000
AER: 200/1000
ORDO: 200/1000
PERDITO: 200/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII

Does what? I'm sorry, I couldn't see. You can't do spoilers anymore, remember?

Quote from TT2000»

OH NO! I JUST REALIZED! IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING, I'LL BECOME PART OF...

THE TRICKSTER ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!

Luckily, my sidequest-that-didn't-actually-happen-and-was-just-flavor-text-for-my-charge bought me some time! Forget protocol! Forget waiting until Twin's done posting! Forget the charge well don't forget it just put it on hold, I gotta RUUUUUNNNN!!!

I build a 10-SECOND UBERBUNKER, stocked with tons of food and snacks, sugary drinks, and various TV shows, as well as 10,000 guards, solid literally-every-material-that-ever-existed-ever-toughness-combined walls, and three backup rooms! I tell my noob army to position themselves 10,000,000,000,000 blocks away as a distraction, then I dive in and turn on the anti-trickster-randomly-teleporting-in field!

I AM PREPARED.

STASIS CHARGE: 22/40

You JUST realized?

You hide in your 10-SECOND UBERBUNKER.

Quote from The_Serpent»

COME ON, TT! BE A SPORT! HEEHEEHEE!

I TRANSFORM THE BUNKER INTO A ZILLY BUNKER! TT IS NOT TRICKSTER'D, YET, BUT FINDS HIMSELF IN A LAND OF INSANE, TERRIFYING HAPPYNESS!

WE CAN ALSO NOW GET IN! HEEHEE!

I BAP THE GODMODDER WITH MY LOLLY! HEEHEE!

It's lucky the paradox only hit the Veil. I'm on my planet.

You turn the Uberbunker into a Zillybunker! You then fly-step off to the Godmodder and prepare to bap him with your Lolly! He looks up just in time to parry the strike with the Red Tooth! He starts yelling at you! "Are you insane?! I have half a mind to kick you out of the Corps for doing this! Don't you know that Trickstering is bad for your health?

"If you're going to hit things, at least hit the other team!"

Quote from fseftr»

I help kayne twice.

HMAS Ship: 1/50
Vengeance: 2/50 x2

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2

Blue: Use Pax Azurite on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon Dimentio

Serpent, please leave me alone.
I don't want to have to invade your little corner of the Medium.
And I can't afford to go trickster mode right now.
I'm on the hunt for vengeance.
Muahaha.
Ha.
Ha.

Paradox Dimentio is immune to special attacks!

Zombie Pigman killed!

5,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

Oh no... OH YES
+1 +1 to TT2000, just because.
I use Sunrise on Lord Dome, then attack him with Carcinogenesis.
Now that I have a Spoil of War (assuming nobody interrupts me with edits and that Lord Dome, being a boss, is qualified for a spoil of war) I decide to joyfully accept Erelye's STRIFE invitation. While we're at it, I decide to escalate things and summon an army of CHERUBS. Unless Erelye decides not to escalate by summoning horrorterrors... ;D
While I'm at it, I GUESS I'll turn the noob army into a Trickster noob army.
Trickster charge 3/15

> GG: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUNRISE

You expend 7 of each Sacred Item.

You equip Daybreak. You fire it. LORD DOME killed.

Nothing else can be said. If you've played Kid Icarus: Uprising, you know what just happened to DOME. A massive laser beam barreled straight into him and caused an explosion the force of a thousand atomic bombs and Relish Nukes combined to go off.

He disintegrates into a pile of dust, leaving behind a Twitchy Staff. You pick it up as a Spoil of War.

It is a wooden staff adorned with a Pokeball. It shakes with a crazed energy, or rather, twitches. Upon use, it targets an entity and two other random (including allied) entities. The manually selected target takes moderate damage and is confused for three turns. The randomly selected targets get confused for one turn.

You accept Erelye's STRIFE.

NO. Don't summon cherubs and horrorterrors. You'll kill us all.

You turn a portion of the Noob Army into a Trickster Noob Army!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Yes! The plan is complete! I have created a SUPER SOLDIER!!!!

All the Nether Parasites jump onto the lamb! It baas with agony. Eventually, one gets on it's face. It's cries stop. Then, it stands up. It's skin is reduced to blood and bone. It's covered in the parasites. 2 horns sprout from it's head. It let's out a scream that's a combination of a ghoul scream and a baa.

Get rid of the Parasites! This is the GOAT FROM HECK!!!

Goat From Heck [H]
Hp: 500,000
Special: WRATH OF THE BAA: IIII

I then slice one cultist with ARMISTYX.

UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 6/9

I SEND A SHIP BREAKER T() ALL PG SHIPS!

General 3: 24/40

General 4: 24/40

Goat from Heck added! Its HP is weakened.

Cultist killed!

As an entity? Or an attack?

Quote from TheLordErelye»

19/40
Research 18/50 (+1 from Nimble)
3/30 (+1 from. Nimble)
10 Ball && 27 Ball && 29 Ball && 47 Ball 2/???

+1 to Leon and Nimble.

Yes, a session indeed.
I blast waves of terror and Gazes of Nyogtha across the entirety of the Battlefield.
The code of the Hazel Wand changes every second. That is generally what happens when one creates an eldritch tool or device. Besides, it would not work for you anyway. I Soulbound it to myself, remember?

Dark tentacles latch on to and annihilate the first being to come near me. Preferably Insert_Generic_Username. This defends me from his next attack.

Who is this fellow?

Your name is NELRTE AVLCAN. Your NOSTAURË will be in three enquier. As was mentioned earlier, an enquier is equivalent to a single day. It is odd how your group of friends ended up like that. You really have no idea how that works.

Your INTERESTS include COMBAT PRACTICE on the roof of your abode with your Guardian, designing ABSOLUTELY AMAZING SWORDS and/or ARCHITECTURE, though you do not have the supplies for the latter. You would be very thrilled if there was a game that enabled you to do that. You also enjoy SPEAKING WITH YOUR FRIENDS, as well as watching MEDIOCRE ACTION-COMEDIES. They are so good, no matter how many times your friends say they are stupid.

Your chumhandle is troublesomeArtificer, and you generally speak in a manner lacking capitals whatsoever.

Be Nelrte?

Wow. You really are an asshole. Even more so than Hussie. And I didn't think that was possible.

Nelrte: Examine room.

You examine your room, and pass by the normality. There is your green Refugilair, the Gray Fluid Biomatter already primed to ventilate you, when night comes. The reason elves use Serin Refugilairs in the first place is to be protected from the somewhat chilly temperatures, and to avoid the psychic resonance that latches itself to elven minds at night. The first one probably explains Kalare's insomnia. He does not seem to get cold, ever. Anyways, you glance upon your posters of people like Elf Kevin James and Elf Ray Romano. You think they are so amazing.

What will you do?

7,000 damage to the Stalinator!

The strife will start at the end of the turn...

Yeah... I snipped that whole thing. Sorry, but it had to be done.

Quote from TT2000»

OH NOOOOOOO

I rush out of the bunker on my ULTIMATE UBER STAR JETPACK, and blast off at 10,000,000,000 blocks per second! I pick up my noob army 1 second later, then zoom into the hot air balloon I had prepared JUST FOR THIS SITUATION. Not only does it have all the stuff the other bunker had, it ALSO contains an anti-being-turned-zilly-field generator!

PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You quickly fly out of the Zillybunker and head into the Hot Air Balloon you had prepared for this. The Godmodder thinks about joining you. He decides against it. Retreating is the coward's way out.

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=[20 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[20 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary -> Saving until next post...
=[10 / 25]= Queen Bee

I quickl-
¡ou
¡buıuǝddɐɥ ǝq ʇ,uɐɔ sıɥʇ
Dude, just accept it.
You're going to die.
˙ʇɥbıu ǝɥʇ oʇuı ʎןʇuǝןıs ob ʇou ןןıʍ ı
Well, you can't get a "vengance" attack off.
People are already attacking you, hoping for a spoil.
So, Dome...
Goodbye.

I crit-buff the next person to attack Lord Dome, given that I cannot directly hurt him.

You already died!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

OBJECTION! TT, if you pick up your army, you will surely become a Trickster, since they are Tricksters! Secondly, that anti-zilly field will do nothing due to pedantry on my part! You would need an anti-Trickster field! Thirdly, Tricksters are not zombies! ...Depending on definition. The definition I'm using means that you'd have to be dead first. I am clearly not dead.
Wait, that second objection did nothing. :/ How about this instead: Your anti-Trickster teleportation field doesn't work against normal teleportation!

Now that my OBJECTION is finished... I use Hella Diceroll on Dome or Dimentio if that isn't affected by Trickster mode. I also throw a Spiral Sucker at any player not currently protected from it. I also use a Sendificator to send one directly into TT's face.
Trickster charge 4/15

He picked up the normal part of his Trickster Army! The Zilly Army was thrown into the Sarlacc pit by the Godmodder

> GG: BATTLE TECHIQUE => HELLA DICEROLL

You pick up the Dicestaction Octagonapus and fling them into the air towards Dimentio. They promptly get incinerated.

You throw a Spiral Sucker at TT2000 and promptly sendificiate one onto his face as well! They do nothing...

Quote from Netpatham»

SCP-914 > 1:1

Avatar State-Dimentio.

I shoot Lord Dome with ALL THE GUNS.

My familiar (didn't forget about him) exhales in an attempt to shoot a Chaos Pearl at Dimentio...But...%k$z$|<%k$z$|<* |t ¡/\/\[email protected]¢t5 7h3 [email protected]®b¡ng3® °f ([email protected]$!

What's...What's happening?

Oh no. *vworp* *kxzxzt!!¡!!1¡1!11¡¡!!!one*

¢]- A shock of pure Chaos energy emanates from the newly-fledged Harbinger of Chaos...

((Ere gets grimdark, the other two get trickster...I'm being chaotic now!))

The figure appears as a void in the universe, a hole into the spaces outside the Furthest Ring, a gaping void in the world...It hurts to look, but if you look closely it seems to be bronze beneath the null.

Chaos Strike-LVL 99 Holes in Spacetime on Dimentio, Lord Dome, Clippy.

I shoot Dimentio with the gun...Or do I merely point before the blast of energy surges out, tearing holes in the fabric of reality? We don't know, and Chaos will never tell.

I point again, and another hole is torn in the very fabric of the cosmos...This time it is aimed at Lord Dome.

I level at a third target...Clippy finds himself about to be torn apart.

Hahahahahaha!

But that doesn't exist! ...So none of that happened.

Dimentio is immune to Special Attacks (as shown above) and DOME is dead!

Quote from fseftr»

I help kayne twice.

HMAS Ship: 2/50
Vengeance: 3/50 x2

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2

Blue: Use bt: ultramarine on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.

Fine Powder.
I'll avoid her.
Should be easy seeing she's in the Nether.
I also vote for engie to freeze the nether.

You can't!

Zombie Pigman killed!

Quote from Netpatham»

*a chaotic aura emanates from your form...*

Magic Cueball !©]-[]@0$¡ = ???

Cheap Sword !©]-[]@0$¡ = ???

¡¢)(@0$|)up|¡¢@73 Chaos Pearl 1/1

[Apply Chaos/duplicate in a chaotic manner]

Five random attacks, five random PG or H targets...

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I use MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL: LV. 10. While enraged, I use Blaze it: LV. 10 on the BLACK MONOLITH!

UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 7/9

I FIRE AN ENDER CHARGE AT Z.

General 3: 25/40

General 4: 25/40

> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL: SEEING RED

All your attacks next turn will crit, as well as the attacks of the Unstable Redstone Thrall, ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0), and the Stalinator!

> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLAZE IT: EVERY DAY

You look up and see the sun shining down on you. You point up to it, and it seems that an arc of pure sunshine travels from the sun to your hand... Resting on it is a pure orb of solar energy. You point it at the Monolith and a wall of solar power cascades towards the Monolith, roasting it! 20,000 damage!

Quote from Nimbleguy»

POST 2;
20/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade. +1 from Erelye
6/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
6/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 6/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 6/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (9/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Well then... I will just have to make myself immune to that over-silliness. I use up all of the Insanity in my Voided Scepter to create a field of energy, a field that whenever anything even related to that trickster thing comes near, it decimates that object with pure insanity, disabling it's "zillyness," or trickster mode. I then prepare the last Tuba Upgrade... I gather some Salis Mundis, the first step in this ⅓ process... I run up to the HMAS Orchid and unleash some TUBA POWAH. As I play the Tubas, which, as in their initial description, have soulbound, tiny pellets of peat fly out. They surround the HMAS Orchid... and start exploding. Piece by piece, the hull of the ship are breached. That was Tuba Attack: Mushroom Bomb. I then use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: JAVA SMASH on the HMAS Orchid. Finally, I take my Java Smash in hand, and it's head starts changing colors rapidly. Eventually, it lands on orange. Java Mode Active. Then, the handle starts changing colors to... blue. OpenGL mode active. I lift the hammer high in the air, jump up, and smash the ship with the power of Caption Falcon. This causes a plethora of abnormalities to happen all over the server. All the PG entities start glutting out, and their textures disappear. They become a big glob of rainbow. Now, this is not any kind of trickster mode! I just removed their textures... now I start rendering a bunch of objects in front of the PG entities, blocking their view! They are temporarily unable to see, and the HMAS Orchid was damaged by the initial smash of the hammer. Suddenly, the hammer returns to it's default state...

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 200/1000
AQUA: 200/1000
TERRA: 200/1000
AER: 200/1000
ORDO: 200/1000
PERDITO: 200/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII

Careful... You don't want to head over to grimdarkness...

9,000 damage to the HMAS Orchid!

> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => JAVA SMASH

7,500 damage to the HMAS Orchid!

The Godmodder quickly reimposes the textures on all PG entities before serious harm can happen to them!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

Tricksters!??!?!?!?!?!?!
W E L P. I think we all know how TRICKSTER ME IS LIKE!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 48/50
Merger 1/2
14/15

I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 2/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 4/8
DONE Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 11/11

I BIG BANG BOMB Paradox Dimentio, and some of the explosion hits LORD DOME!
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) readies its NEVERENDING GLARE...

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 6/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 7/15

._.

GOFODDWFN: Translates to "deep space" in Welsh. So basically just another Welsh sword. Hopefully not as stupid as Caledfwlch... The blade flashes between showing visions of deep space and nothing at all... Courses with antimatter, ender, and radioactive energies.

He is immune!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN TWO=

=[21 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[20 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary -> EXECUTE.
=[11 / 25]= Queen Bee

Dududududuuuuuuu...
CHARGE!

A large army of skeletons riding upon skeleton horses rides onto the Battlefield!

[AG] Skeleton Rider
HP: 5,000 (x12)
Attack: Stabs something with a lance, dealing moderate damage.
Passive: Skeletal. Takes extra HOLY damage, but resists bladed/piercing weapons.

[AG] Skeleton Commander
HP: 15,000
Attacks:
Lance Charge: Stabs something with a jagged bone lance, dealing high damage.
Musical War Piece: Increases the attack of the Skeleton Riders for the next turn.
Passive: Skeletal. Takes extra HOLY damage, but resists bladed/piercing weapons.

Skeleton Calvary added!

Quote from Nimbleguy»

POST 2;
7/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
7/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
⅔ Preparing... I set up the Infusion.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 7/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 7/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (10/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Hmm... well then. I execute Combat Operandi: Fatal Error.

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 200/1000
AQUA: 200/1000
TERRA: 200/1000
AER: 200/1000
ORDO: 200/1000
PERDITO: 200/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII

> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => FATAL ERROR

You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Weasel Snot.

You flash-step towards Japhet, your eyes flickering red. You raise your hand and Japhet becomes enveloped in a red light, floating upwards as well. Massive strings of coding fly from you to her... She begins to glitch out massively, to the point of incomprehensibility! You then turn your hand into a fist, and she glitches out completely, falling to the ground in a useless wreck. You fire a shot with your Tubas, finishing the attack. 18,000 damage!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Gale of Thorns OR air cannon 1/6
5/6 for the Tree trunk
dual isopistols OR energy converters 1/?
7/50 for Vulcanos
5/15 for charged attack

Trickster!piono pulls out the Ultimatum.
Oh gorilla no. What the gorilla are you doing?!?!?!
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE!!!
After loading in a pile of green lollies and red suckers, trickster!piono uses Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell on every. last. player.
Notch I hate my life.

Phobos unleashes chaos with the penultimatum and psi-shells upon the remaining forces of the nether.

Tricky is bouncing back to the battlefield as fast as he can.

Gale of Thorns || Air Cannon = Mach 5 (Level 5: 1/6)
Dual Isopistols || Energy Converters = Potential Lethality (Level 4: 1/5)

> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF: BULLET HELL

You fire at the players, nailing Irecreeper with both lollipops! He falls to the ground, crackling with energy...

Quote from insert_generic_username»

You know piono, you were only hit by the green sucker. You need both JujUs to turn Trickster. That's why neither Cal got to go Trickster.
/null exposition

Well, he was hit by someone who was ALREADY trickster... I'm pretty sure the normal rules fly out the window at that point.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

23/40 (+2 from Eglarbroad)
Research 19/50
6/30 (+2 from Eglarbroad)
113 Ball 3/11

+1 to Eglarbroad x2.

Did you think I need to summon beings that could take down millions of cherubs to defeat a militia? I merely lift my hand, and trillions of tentacles and shadow hands reach out from all directions, and the moon/sun dims out. Suddenly, everything goes dark for a few seconds. When the sun/moon reappears, the cherub army is missing. Eglarbroad, you are quite permitted to join my half in this event. More than welcome. I continue to exude pure Nightmare Fuel upon the Battlefield, as Shadow Corruption = 100%. This fluid may have the pure terror within to convert those who wish to solve their problems into their original form. I also do Complacency of the Learned && Knitting Needles, 1/??? as well as Chess Set && Eldritch Tentacle 1/???.

If I must STRIFE, I use a Hazel Wand-amplified Woegothics on Insert_Generic_Username. If I cannot use Operandi, I merely use the Cry of Ogoloth, or the Ogle of Nyarlathotep, if I may. I also deflect Bullet Hell.

Nelrte: Wait around for the other guy to get on.

You wait until the "Master Programmer" himself comes online to see about the game. Apparently, this game was parsed from inscriptions Kalare and one of your other friends, Araeva, found in some sort of 'Frog Temple'. You have no idea what this means.

troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].

TA: i've got something to ask.
GC: No offense, but what the gorilla are you doing? I just got on.
TA: i want to know if you've got the game ready.
GC: Almost. Araeva and i have almost got it. Should be like ten minutes or something. She'll tell you about the mechanics.
TA: ok.

troublesomeArtificer [TA] stopped pestering catastrophicGovernance [CG].

How hard is it to compile a code, and transfer it into data able to be easily transferred? You have no idea.

Nelrte: Wait.

Complacency of the Learned && Knitting Needles = Zazzerpan's Rods (Level 5: 1/6)
Chess Set && Eldritch Tentacle = Mate in Four (Level 4: 1/5)

Quote from Talist»

Miraj: 35/50
That debuff guy: 35/50 +2 to Aegis +1 from Aegis Whatever all this "Zillyness"... Stuff... Is, I'll just treat it how I treat most Homestuck things and try to stay out of it. So... Have fun with whatever that is I guess. I use the Magma Multiplier on my staff of Ysera to light the blade up in an inferno of flames and smash downward on the Stalinator. =-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Falling skies ~c Dedodaded WAM = The Wham line DONE again because I don't know what it really is.Awkward potion OOO feather = potion of ???1/2 Nectar cake +1Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack)--------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1 [email protected]Fstevr: @Fseftr: Whoops, I thought I had your name spelt right just by phonetics. Anyway, Wilson motions his head towards his potions of rejuvenation. Mixing those with something gives that potion crit powers. He then drags off various supplies which I will quantify later towards the dragons. He communicates with them some more before hearing the rumbling of Dimentio's paradox surge. The two dragons looked at each other, nodded, and exhaled a purple mist in unison. It swirled around the three creatures and formed a shield, a shield of order against the chaos. After the dust settled, Wilson explained this situation to the dragons and they left to find the remaining pure hearts. pure heart 3 of 8 ⅓ (2 from Modpack, 1 from Aegis) (Quite a few people now have nice long RP paragraphs. I wonder if I've influenced that trend with narrating Wilson's side story during the whole manor thing. Ah... Those were the gold old days for him. In some ways, I'm sad to see him grow stronger because narrating the weak is so much more fun. But I do have some really cool final attacks planned for him.)

Quote from insert_generic_username»

Finally. You posted. You do know that Cherubs are clearly more powerful than horrorterrors, right? Wait, are they? I'm confused. I mean English is killing the heck out of horrorterrors right now. Or was. You'd think he's somewhat representative of cherubkind, being the only cherub with a name. Besides Calliope, I guess.
Regardless, I'm glad for you, but shouldn't we wait a bit? Whatever. I draw up an incredible chart explaining how Tricksters are probably better than being Grimdark.
Trickster > God Tier > Grimdark
Wait, how do you do that >= symbol thing? Whatever.
While you prepare your argument or simply while you react, I rush up to you and make you get a taste of the Popamatic Vrillyhoo Hammer. At Mach 9. Or something. That something being Combatdice of Zillywen && Warhammer of Zillyhoo.

Trickster charge 5/15

English is probably the strongest of all Cherubs...

Quote from engie_ninja»

I remember. I was there. It was GLORIOUS. And it worked.

Lord Doubtfire: [47/50]

Sunset/Moonrise: [2/50]

I cast Subversion on Soulsander, causing damage and healing to reverse themselves. Why? Because I'm relying on his passive regeneration killing himself, much like Dr. Klima, from Sonny 2.

In the overworld, the Control Core Tank uploads a unique brand of malware to Clippy. One of my own designs. I haven't actually tested it to see what it does yet, but I have the feeling that the result will involve a TREMENDOUS case of Stop Helping Me!

It doesn't work that way! The regeneration cannot be tampered with... Go at it the old-fashioned way!

It is sucked into Clippy... Beams of energy are now shooting out of him in all directions!

Quote from XDGrangerDX»

Hmm, twin i assume i need to reassemble the master emerald? Could you do it that its "just" on a cooldown for 4 turns since thats how long it takes to alchemite one (11 posts, 4 turns gives 12 posts)? Or maybe 6 if i need to recraft (or find, i guess) the chaos emeralds.

Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (4/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch 1/?
Duplicating Crystalline Torch

Power vortex gate 17/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.

I finish off lord dome with my combat text! If hes already dead the attack will hit somebody random.
>Combat Text: This Sentry LVL5 - Dispense this!
If im still super ill just use a normal attack...

Repairing Left Rocket Laucher.
setTargets: Black monolit; Sacrifical Lamb; Dark Carnival Cultists
Targets set: Missle launcher on "Black monolith", Right rocket launcher on "Sacrifical lamb", Left rocket launcher on "Dark carnival cultists".

INVENTORY

It'll take 11 posts again.

You're still super. You'll fade out of it this turn.

11,000 damage to the Stalinator!

+3,000 HP to the Left Rocket Launcher!

Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch = Kelvin Crystal (Level 7: 1/8)

Quote from Tabbune»

I do a double Overloaded attack at Dimentio (Overload:I must spend my next X free actions doing nothing that affects the field)



Charges:

5/15: Mana Blades

3/???: Finisher

10,000 damage!

Quote from pionoplayer»

2/6 for level 5 air bow
I finish the Tree trunk
2/? for energy pistols
8/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for charged attack

trickster!Piono continues spraying sucker and lollies around, many of them combine midair, making trickster jujus and turning just about everything trickster.
Then Piono himself gets temporary control. Screw it, until I can get ahold of myself, I'm disabling my alchemies! Piono can no longer use alchemies until he's out of trickster mode.

Phobos uses Grip of Darkness Lvl2: wave of shadows on the forces of the nether

Tricky is almost here...

You bap Z and turn it Trickster! It self-destructs and explodes violently. You also bap THE OPERATOR...

Does nothing.

> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 GRIP OF DARKNESS: SHADOW WAVE

3 Small Magma Cubes killed!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

23/40
Research 19/50
6/30
113 Ball 4/11
Complacency of the Learned && Knitting Needles 2/???
Chess Set && Eldritch Tentacle 2/???

+1 to Leon x2.

I channel eldritch energy through Eglarbroad, immunizing him from this despicable plague. Then, Insert_Generic_Username is speared through by my aura of dark thorns. If this does not kill him, I proceed to channel more energy from beyond the Furthest Ring, and exert it by ways of black hole manipulation, attempting to remove Insert_Generic_Username from reality. If this still does not work, I resolve to use the Word of God/what shall now be called Elehar Sis'emwa.

Do you see it as unfair that I spent 132 posts on my eldritch beta troll alchemies, and the trickster ones took a turn? At least this will be quite good for Trifecta.

The trickster jujus that fall from the sky (thanks to piono) are immediately corrupted into Eldritch Tentacles.

Thsa's sa's ash pol'oat ysa'ual. Ual wsa'll wsa'sh. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Fluthlu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

After this, I chant the sacred words of power.

Osa'che j'l'oa athal'oa! Ash tsa'me lsa'a'sa's uom sa'em!

Nelrte: Be Kalare.

You are once again Erelye. It is a good thing, as you were getting bored of the others. Not really. From what you hear from Nelrte, the game is almost complete. In fact, it is most likely complete right now. Oh, would you look at that. He has already begun to pester everybody.

Kalare: Answer Virnul.

catastrophicGovernance [CG] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].

CG: I bet you know why i'm talking to you right now.
AT: Yes. It is likely complete. Araeva wants to give us all lectures on what to do, doesn't she?
CG: Yep.

catastrophicGovernance [CG] stopped pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].

You knew this would happen. There is no use in trying to delay the inevitable, but you will try. Perhaps you could go wait for your Guardian to return. Oh, wait. That was an hour ago. He is back. You guess you will have to listen.

ambiguousTheoretician [AT] began pestering apatheticConductor [AC].

AT: Hello.
AC: Hi
AT: So, am I right in saying that you're going to tell me about the mechanics of the game?
AC: Thats what I was going to do
AT: Okay.
AC: So as you know, this game is called sburb
AC: There are 2 types of this game, the client and the server
AC: Youll be the first to enter as the client player
AT: Why?
AC: It has to go that way
AC: I think nelrte will be your server player but I dont know
AC: Maybe virnul
AC: He will start by deploying the alchemiter cruxtruder punch designix and totem lathe
AC: When the cruxtruder is activated a counter starts
AC: You will have until it goes off to use the stuff in tandem to create an artifact that will send you to the medium
AC: Thats all I know
AC: Oh yeah
AC: Meteors will fall on vetas the second you open up the cruxtruder so youd better hurry up
AT: Thank you. That was enlightening.
AC: Bye

apatheticConductor [AC] stopped pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].

The next forty minutes were just spent learning base mechanics of Sburb. After that conversation, you feel quite tired. A shame you are an insomniac.

Kalare: Go up to roof.

You stride up the staircase, and reach the top of your abode. Looking down upon everything usually clears your mind. Meteors? Racial annihilation? What were they thinking? Even though you know this, you are certain you will play. It is the way things shall occur.

The rest of piono's lollipops are converted into tentacles thanks to you.

...I suppose. We'll have to see how well they hold up in combat, though...

Quote from K4yne»

36/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes
27/50 Enoch + 2 fseftr
14/25 Health Care Package + 2 fseftr

If you let the heals of Japhet last turn go through i will only heal with the Strange Hippocrates 451 once per turn from now on. HOWEVER, i then get to uber/kritz/wither every three turns i healed with Hippocrates and i get to MMMPH every ninth attack post i did with the Phlogmode of Hippocrates 451. I alchemize more now.

Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy (Banjo Kazooie Collectible) = ??? (1/?)

> K4yne: I uber Japhet with Hippocrates 451. Alternatively i kritz Z when Japhet is dead.
> R. K.: HoH SiiS.

I help fseftr twice.

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Strange Hippocrates 451

Charge: III UBERING
MMMPH:

That sounds fair. I also propose an alternative. You can heal people every post, (or every two posts) but the overall heals will be lowered. Everything else sounds fine.

You ubercharge Japhet!

Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy = Dracula's Puzzler (Level 6: 1/7)

MeeM.

Quote from Leonstar0»

vi: 50/50
i: 50/50
V: 50/50 EXPENDED!
ii: 25/50 +1 self +3 Erelye
iii: 4/50 +1 self
Vi: 3/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye

50/50 EXPENDED
Oh yes.... OH YESSSSSSSSS...
Such Plans... SUCH PLANS
Muhhahahahahahahahah
*a day later*
muhah
*THUMP*
Muhahahaha
*THUMP*
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COWER IN FEAR OF MY Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot!

Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot
325,1972 Health!
I am riding in it.
1.2x damage to all my attacks as long as it is alive and I'm riding in it.
Ability Capture
Can forever 'Capture' an special attack used in the turn the ability is used, it can be used under the same conditions it normally would as long as the bot is alive.
Has a 3 turn cooldown.

Ability Alchemiter
Can 'alchemise' captured abilities if all conditions are met for the abilities.
Has a 6 turn warmup

Holy Mackel Blessing
Regens 10,000 HP per turn if a holy mackel gamma is stated to have been expended to regen the robot.

I duplicate 3 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 3 -1 for bot

That wouldn't have 325,1972 health! It would have 3,251,972 health!! No way!

Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot added! It is SEVERELY nerfed HP wise!

Quote from XDGrangerDX»

Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (5/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch 2/?

Power vortex gate 18/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.

I attack dimento with my antipolarity bow and activate nucelar crystallbows ability to charge its energy!

Repairing Missle Mecha.

INVENTORY

Its shots harmlessly bounce off of Paradox Dimentio!

+3,000 base HP!

Quote from Tabbune»

Overload: 2-> 1

Charges:

6/15

4/???

Quote from TT2000»

I shove the noob army over the edge, albeit with some resistance, even if their trickster selves aren't really that much stronger, and then slap an ANTI-EVERYTHING-TRICKSTER-RELATED-AND-ANYTHING-ELSE-THAT-COULD-POSSIBLY-TURN-ME-TRICKSTER FIELD!

BOOM! You are completely immune to anything trickster at this point. No one should mess with you.

Quote from XDGrangerDX»

Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (6/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch 3/?

Power vortex gate 19/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.

I transfer a bit of the health of a random entity to a different random entity!

INVENTORY

1,000 damage to Stalinator! +1,000 HP to Paradox Dimentio!

Quote from Tabbune»

Overload 1->0

Charges:

7/15

5/???

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN THREE=

=[22 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[12 / 25]= Queen Bee

...
I attempt to obtain THE FURNITURE OF ZILLYHEELX.
itssobeautiful

I then rain a storm of anchovies down on the Godmodder.

You get the Furniture of Zillyheelx! itssobeautiful

The Godmodder counters with a storm of pepperoni!

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

LAYER X (entity): 12/50


LAYER DDR: 12/50

LAYER BLOCKLAND: 12/40

Quote from SparkytheHellcat»

Use IRL Phone!!!!

*calls Mojang*

Hello, we have a serious hacker forcing all of Minecraft to be tortured. Could you please delete his account permanentally?

(Mojang) Okay.

Thank you.

It's almost like you haven't been reading what's going on... If you had, you'd know that Mojang is working to stop the Godmodder through their own means...

Quote from Goomba98»

New item charge.

Completely Standard Sword: 1/3

Yoshi wheelie-rams the monolith.

4,500 damage!

Quote from fseftr»

I help kayne twice.

HMAS Ship: 3/50
Vengeance: 5/50 x2

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2

Blue: Use colourmatic on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.

In other news.
I've changed my Minecraft skin to look like me.
Inaccuracies aside.
It's actually kind of creepy.

He is immune!

Small Magma Cube killed!

Quote from K4yne»

37/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes
29/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
16/25 Health Care Package + 1 fsefr

Hellspawn && Vampire Tooth && Jiggy (Banjo Kazooie Collectible) = ??? (2/?)

> K4yne: I keep attacking the Monolith with Netheraria.
> R. K.: Bombs For Blasting At the Monolith.

Helpin fseftr twice.

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Strange Hippocrates 451

Charge: III In Use
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%

7,000 damage!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I slice and dice a PG with armistyx.

UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 8/9

... L()rd? Where is he?

General 3: 26/40

General 4: 26/40

A young Troll is in her room. She is dusting off from her injuries that had recently happened. Her friends call her Serpent. Suddenly, a black cloud forms in her room. The cloud forms larger and larger, until it engulfs Serpent.

Serpent ends up in a very dark place. She realizes it almost immediatly, she's in the void. 8 purple fires appear, surrounding Serpent. The fires fuse together. Then, two white, pupil less eyes appear.

HELL() SERPENT.

The L()rd walks up to her.

I'VE C()ME T() ASK Y()U S()METHING.

A contract appears.

WILL Y()U J()IN ME?

7,500 damage to the HMAS Orchid!

(Say no!)

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 49/50
Merger 2/2 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED
15/15 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED

I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 3/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 5/8
NEW Gofoddwfn > Rough

I DARK MATTERS the BLACK MONOLITH!
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) continues readying its NEVERENDING GLARE...

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 7/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15

Gofoddwfn > Rough = Black Hole Blade

You already have this.

4,000 damage!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 50/50 DONE
Merger 2/2 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED
15/15 DONE, WAIT UNTIL PREVIOUS ENTITY IS DEPLOYED

I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 4/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 6/8
NEW Gofoddwfn > Rough

I DARK MATTERS the BLACK MONOLITH!
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) uses its NEVERENDING GLARE on PARADOX DIMENTIO!
:P, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the merger are deployed! They all merge into... Oh god...

( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡)!!!!! OH GOD WHY
HP: Twinset, make it on the high side.
ATTACKS:
NANI SORE???? (3 Turns)
FIFTH EYE (5 Turns)
MEME MASTER (On death.)
??? (6 Turns)
???? ???? (2 Turns)

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 8/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 9/15

( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) added! It's a monstrosity! Oh god!!

4,000 damage!

---

The Black Monolith dips under 100,000 HP! Violent cracks appear throughout its surface and it starts shaking erratically! Now is the time! Finish it!

Paradox Dimentio uses Paradox Burst, nullifying all alchemies and Special Attacks used against him! It also unleashes the titular burst, which barrels across the multiverse! It deals 75,000 damage to all entities besides the Monolith, Paradox Dimentio himself, the Cultists, Clippy, and the Godmodder, killing the Stalinator, Japhet, the HMAS Orchid, and tearing the Missile-Mecha's weaponry to shreds! (It doesn't target entities just summoned this turn, because I personally think that's unfair.) The Goat from Heck deals 6,000 damage to the Unstable Redstone Thrall!

The Missile-Mecha cannot attack... ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) uses Neverending Glare on Paradox Dimentio, dealing 30,000 damage to it! The counterattack sadly kills it... ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 6,000 damage to HMAS Fseftr!

The Unstable Redstone Thrall deals 5,000 damage to the Monolith! The Skeleton Calvary and the Captcharoid Bot deal 7,000 damage to HMAS Kayne!

All three HMAS ships kill the remaining Cultists! The Godmodder destroys the Missile-Mecha and attempts to attack Paradox Dimentio, but fails! Its paradox aura is too strong!

The paradox burst reaches the Nether, killing every single player, all allied entities, 10 Zombie Pigmen, 7 Blazes, 3 Ghasts, all Small Magma Cubes, 2 Large Magma Cubes, the Gargantuan Magma Cube, and the Pheonix, which regenerates! Tombsander regenerates as well. 5 Zombie Pigmen and Blazes are killed thanks to Fear!

The Godmodder takes 2 damage thanks to LORD DOME's death!

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The Battlefield:

Black Monolith. HP: 80,000/1,000,000.

THE OPERATOR: [???]

Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 159,100/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII

Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.

Goat from Heck: [H] HP: 150,000/150,000. Wrath of the Baa: III

( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡): [N] HP: 130,000/130,000. Nani Sore: III Fifth Eye: IIIII

Unstable Redstone Thrall: [AG] HP: 44,000/125,000. Instability: 156%.

Skeleton Calvary: [AG] HP: Skeleton Riders: 5,000/5,000. (x12.) Skeleton Commander: 15,000/15,000.

Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Ability Capture: III Ability Alchemiter: IIIIII

HMAS Fseftr: [PG] HP: 19,000/100,000.

HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 25,000/100,000.

HMAS Kayne: [PG] HP: 28,000/100,000.

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 30.

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The Nether:

Fortress Hall~

engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.

Phobos: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.

The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.

fseftr : [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
~
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII Contamination: IIII

Fear: III

Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x80.)

Blazes: [N] HP: 6,000/10,000. (x87.) Contamination: IIII

Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x47.)

Medium Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x17.)

Large Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x18.)

Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000.

Phoenix III: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.

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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [AG]

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The Forge:

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Sacred Items:

30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot

Nether side quest? I'm here to crush the Godmodder's army, allowing my teammates to attack unhindered... but hey, I accept.

Action 1/3

Release from Lantimor: 25/25 Completed.

Oryx's Pact: 25/50

Suddenly, a wave of dark shadow is cast upon the battlefield. A creature wielding dual katanas with an unrevealed face shows itself to the battlefield. However, almost as sudden as its unleash, it fades back into enigma... we're not dealing with an ordinary assassin...

Kuero the Dark Ninja [AG] HP: 40000/40000

Actions:
Silver Slashes: This deals 4000 damage to its target.
Dual Strike: Deals 7000 damage to its target and causes Bleeding for 3 turns. However, it cannot be used twice in a row.
Dusk's Umbra: Renders the Dark Ninja invisible. During this time, Kuero cannot be targeted. Has a 3 turn cooldown that activates once the invisibility wears off.
Assassinate: To perform this action, Kuero must have been invisible for at least 2 turns, and also must not have any negative status effects on. If successful, Kuero will deal a devastating 100,000 damage to his target, but suffers the loss of being able to perform any action for the following turn.

Passive Abilities:
Deathless Affinity: This empowers Kuero with the ability to negate 80% of damage taken while not stunned.
Tangible Blades: This allows Kuero's victims the ability to parry his attacks, however, they cannot be parried when the Dark Ninja is invisible.
Swinging Fatigue: Upon having three of his attacks parried in a row, Kuero will become stunned for 2 turns. This allows him to take full damage.
Deadly Surprise: Kuero loses his invisibility when he attacks.
Tangibility: Attacks can still hit Kuero while he is invisible. If he his hit, he will be stunned for the remainder of the turn and his invisibility removes itself.
Stealth: Kuero keeps his invisibility indefinitely until it is removed by an outside source, such as Deadly Surprise.

New Effects:
Invisibility disables intentional targeting on those affected by it, but they can still be hit with attacks, just not targeted on purpose.
Bleeding takes 1000 HP every turn from those affected by it.
Stunned renders affected entities unable to act.

So, what do you think?

Sword Damage: 80K/150K

Construct Squad: 3/3 (Begging for deployment!)

Time to start work on Dimentio.
Or at least once I get done with my other stuff.
Mach 5 3/6
Tree Trunk OR raw plant magic: 1/7
3/? for dual Potential Lethalities
9/50 for Vulcanos
7/15 for charged attack

piono quickly pulls out... dual... fused suckers.
Where the gorilla did I pull these from?!?!
Hee hee hee, You can have my other ones Erelye! I have plenty!
Oh my...
Tricky finally arrives.
Tricky!!!!
trickster!piono throws one of the fused suckers at Tricky.
O̶̡̼͉̺̼̚ḩ̼̪̥̭̼᷅ gorilla.
Tricky quickly dodges out of the way.
Ninjatwist, standing right behind him, is not so lucky.

Phobos begins reforming...

Dimentio takes 84500 damage from tvtropia.
Then Impending Doom goes off.
Everyone braces for a new attack... but instead...
Dimentio seems to split in two. There aren't actually two of him, but its like when your dizzy, and you have double vision. Who knows what it will do?

Wait wait wait, twin. The stacks were supposed to have all entities in them get hit by it, that blast should have wiped out everything but tombsander and the phoenix (because it would have regenerated as was stated in the update). I know its slightly overpowered, and normally I wouldn't have considered it, but honestly, that side-quest has WAY TOO MANY MOOKS!!! We've already killed more than two thirds of the entities summoned in the past two acts together in the Nether sidequest. Its time to cut things down a little bit. And especially since everyone in the nether died.
No offense serpent, but way too much health to chew through.

I toss a Spiral Sucker at Irecreeper, seeing as he has obtained the Furniture of Zillyheelx and is therefore at least neutral towards Tricksterism. I also toss one at Goomba and Hellcat each, as well as at all the people who haven't been "protected" by Erelye.
Trickster charge 6/15
I use all my Trickster troll weapons on the Black Monolith. I also attempt REFERENCETECH LV. 413: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I remove any ability to defy gravity that the Monolith may have, then shove it down a flight of extremely jagged stairs, tumbling, for 413 millennia.
More Trickster alchemy.
Combatdice of Zillywen && Warhammer of Zillyhoo
Combatdice of Zillywen || (Bullets or Bullets >=Zillymiter=<)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop or Spiral Sucker && Lollychop or just sharpen the Spiral Sucker's rim

Quote from pionoplayer
3/? for the dual energy pistols which weren't named last round. (dual isopistols OR energy converter)

Thanks for bringing that to my attention!

Quote from insert_generic_username»

By the way, what about the posts that went unanswered? Are those just going to be merged into the next update, or dropped?

I thought I responded to everything? I like to update in chunks, so you'll see some posts get answered, then if wait a while, some more will be, until eventually the whole thing will be full.

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Okay, so here's what's going to happen over the course of this week.

I know I said that Bill Cipher would be focused on, and there's still the issue of what's going on with Clippy, as well as the escalating tensions between the forces of Grimdark and Trickster. All of those will be answered in the form of ART, which I have been working on extensively. Expect it to be updated this week. It will chronicle:

What the Waluigi Thyme did,
The start of the Strife between Erelye and Generic,
Bill's conversation with Project Binary,

and maybe some other things.

As always, stay tuned.

=TURN ONE=

=[23 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[13 / 25]= Queen Bee

...
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
IT'S TRICKSTER TIME-
...
Didn't I have a foot before?
NO MATTER! CHAIRS!

About 7611 Furniture of Zillyheelx's fall upon the HMAS Fseftr, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Bigger asshole than Hussie? Why, thank you. I have never received such an honor.

25/40
Research 20/50
9/30 (+1 from Leon)
113 Ball 5/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 3/6
Mate in Four 3/5

+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.

I use Tempest's Temper on the Monolith. I cannot, and will not infect anybody with Grimdarkness. I, unlike you, realize that this curse is better left confined to a single being. No need to spread it. (I shall conveniently ignore the part at the beginning of this nonsense in which I attempted to convert a random player.) Yes, we shall see how they handle themselves in combat. The fused suckers are automatically transfigured into slightly more powerful tentacles. I defend all non-trickster players with shields of eldritch power, preventing any more transformations.

You head back downstairs, and prepare to download the file Virnul sent out. However, before you can do so, a loud thunk can be heard from the first floor. Great. You sneak halfway down the other stairs to see your Guardian scraping at the thermal hull refrigerator.

A Guardian can be many things on Vetas. Sometimes, they are horrific beasts and/or abominations taken from the third and smallest moon of the planet, Ot'Taer. At other points, they may merely be other elves (usually mutated ones, for various reasons). Very rarely, they may be creatures taken from other planets. Yes, elven technology is capable of long-distance space travel. What is with people thinking elven technology is only medieval level?

Anyways, you have milliseconds to react before your Guardian leaps at you. Why is he so angry? You dodge his blade and draw your trusty Vesperium Katana. What, was a spell expected? That is ridiculous. You know magic is not real.

Vesperium is one of the more durable and dense metals on the planet (Oddly enough, it still remains somewhat flexible), only found on Vetas itself. However, it is only somewhat conductive. It is generally used in the creation of armor plating for the fleets defending the planet, as it is quite good at resisting the gamma radiation of the star that is akin to the Sun, in human terms. This star is closer to Vetas than the Sun is to Earth (Though you do not know what the sun neither the earth are), but the atmosphere of the planet protects it, giving a mild climate. By mild, I mean it is assured to rain at least one day a week.

STRIFE!

Honestly, I wouldn't really try to turn others Trickster, but I'm a Trickster, and they clearly turn other people Trickster. I GUESS that Twin is probably just going to do the Strife himself? HOW EVEN THIS WORKS?
I FLIP THE GORILLA OUT at Erelye and try to just... kind of... SUMMON JACK ENGLISH. Wait, what? I mean I summon doomed timeline versions of the Trolls, turn them Trickster, and equip them with their Trickster weapons. They promptly attack the Monolith or Erelye.

POST 1;
8/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
8/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
3/3 Preparing... Preperation Done.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 8/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 8/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (11/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
I attempt to FINISH OFF the Black Monolith with this attack...
I use the Silver Eye on the Black Monolith, then I execute BATTLE TECHNIQUE: C SHARP! Next, I bash the Black Monolith with my Conclave Wall Support! I then activate my Java Smash... MODE: SWIFT - PALE ORANGE HEAD. SUB-MODE: METAL. SILVER HANDLE. I run up to the Monolith and slam it with the hammer, causing immense graphical glitches on the Black Monolith... so many that for a second the entire server switches from OpenGL to Metal for a second! This causes... various effects to happen, including a FATAL GL ERROR because of the switch! After a second, though, it switches back to OpenGL and the hammer goes back to normal... I then use up all of my Origin's Staff's Perdito, 250 in total, to crack the Black Monolith even further! To top it all off, I put down the Gomez plush again, re-infuse it with Life Force, have it stand next to the Black Monolith in the correct position, and have it execute this: Down Down LT RT RT A Up! I finally poke the Black Monolith to oblivion! Finally, I execute this: Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 1/11).
THE MISSION
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ



MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 250/1000
AQUA: 250/1000
TERRA: 250/1000
AER: 250/1000
ORDO: 250/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII

4/6 for Mach 5
2/7 for level 6 plant staff
4/5 for dual Potential Lethalities
10/50 for vulcanos
8/15 for charged attack

Oh no... ohnononononoERELYEGETOUTOFTHEWAY!!!!
Hee hee! Trickster!piono used: battle technique: Tricksterificationization Lvl10: Trickster zombie apocalypse.
Oh gorilla.
Trickster!piono slams the remaining fused sucker into the ground, there is a rumble... and suddenly the ground bursts open, spraying fused sucker jujus into the air like a volcano of crapsaccharine rather than lava. Such an unholy amount of Trickster is too much even for Erelye's shields.
Tricky!!!
O̡̡͉̻̺ͩ̓n̡̡̡̏͊ͥ͛ ̷̡̡᷿̫͓̑i̡̡͍᷅̿͞͞t̴̡̡̊ͥ̓̀!̡̡̟͕ͮ᷈̈́
regular piono takes control just long enough to reconvert the second half of the usage of that battle technique, which would have made things even worse, to battle technique: Play' Em Off, Lvl10: Bullet Hell, attempting to shoots down as many suckers as he can.
He can't get even half.
Tricky, however, with his whirling street sign of doom, can get most of the rest.
Regardless, more players are converted, even with everyone's best efforts.

Phobos continues reforming.

Why is it that when my posts are quoted all the enters vanish and it turns into a massive mess that no one can read?
[3 enters here]

Miraj: 36/50
Debuffer: 36/50
+2 to Aegis.
I step behind Dimentio and viciously, and with intent to kill, do nothing... Except punch him really hard.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Awkward potion OOO feather. = potion of lightness? 2/2
Awkward potion OOO cave spider fang 1/2
Still, what is The Wham Line?


Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1


Wilson watched over the battle field where something strange seemed to be happening. People were going insane and then... Attacking each other with... candy? Whatever this new infection was, it seemed to be spreading and seemed more dangerous than the previous one. Not being able to use magic for a while was fine, but this infection was just... Embarrassing really.
pure heart 3/8: 2/3

26/40
Research 22/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
11/30 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
113 Ball 6/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 4/6
Mate in Four 4/5

Piono, I cannot be afflicted, due to my Grimdark status; you already know this. I shall end this plague of happiness.

Ah, yes. I would state that I had nearly forgotten about that stifled Erelyesoul, but that would be a blatant lie. His exclamations of the forbidden word still haunt my subconscious. That is a lie. There is naught to be afraid of. The only thing I can feel right now is disgust over the Tricksters. If the Monolith is not yet dead, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at it. Then, my mind automatically reacts to the barrage of suckers. Perhaps the shields cannot handle them, but I shall try. The eldritch tentacles that were all originally suckers spring into action, transforming all the remaining suckers into eldritch tentacles via proximity. All remaining suckers then face psychic annihilation, and cessation from existence. Suckers are no longer allowed to exist in this universe. Ever.

I take my copy of Modifying the Medium, and attempt to fold it into a hat. If nothing occurs, I light it on fire. If nothing occurs at that point, I douse the flame by telekinetically dislocating all the oxygen near it.

You dodge the relentless attacks of your Guardian, an elf with a genetic mutation that disabled his vocal chords. You suppose you feel kinship due to your mutant mind and blood (Your main blood pigment ended up being hemocyanin, instead of hemoglobin, thus making your blood a grayish-blue.) As you dodge the flurry of blows, you can faintly see your computer screen opened up to Pesterchum. It appears as if somebody is attempting to speak with you. It is a shame, as you are very busy.

Blow for blow, the process continues along, an infinite trade. An infinite trade indeed, or until your guardian manages to get a well-aimed blow to the hilt of your blade. He then slightly stumbles; you can see a violet spark or two near him. Odd...

Kalare: Return to room before Guardian intervenes.

You swiftly rush into your abode, and enter your room once more.

POST 2;
9/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
9/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 9/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 2/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
As you light the book on fire, a shreik can be heard coming from the book. Once it is finished burning, you find that one page has not burned yet. The page labeled THE MISSION. It seems to have changed since last time...
THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ

MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 250/1000
AQUA: 250/1000
TERRA: 250/1000
AER: 250/1000
ORDO: 250/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII