The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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17/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade.
4/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
4/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 4/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 4/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (7/11) MY INVENTORY Maniac, you have solved the first puzzle. ALLCAPS. Suddenly, the page changes...
THE MISSION ALLCAPS && What is my name? [object Object]
Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: Clippy VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 150/1000 AQUA: 150/1000 TERRA: 150/1000 AER: 150/1000 ORDO: 150/1000 PERDITO: 150/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
The Chaos Bolts continue impacting the PG and H forces...
Epic Chaos at the Monolith.
Combat Chest-Avatar Mode at Dimentio.
I shoot Dimentio with my gun.
I shoot the Monolth with my gun.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
+2 to Wilson's Staminas. (15 Total. Things bought. Just wanna help out Wilson. Get on his good side like Modpack did.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 46/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 39/40 12/15
DONE Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I told you dog 6/6
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 2/8
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 10/11
I HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM Paradox Dimentio, bringing in many anti-paradoxes in which Paradox Dimentio is already dead, and I merge them all and shove them into Paradox Dimentio, causing a ANTIPARADOXICAL SUPERNOVA!
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 4/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
I also use my most powerful attack remaining on Dimentio.
I shoot Clippy with ALL THE GUNS. ALL OF THEM.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
+2 to Wilson's Staminas. (17 Total. Things bought. Just wanna help out Wilson. Get on his good side like Modpack did.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 47/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 40/40 13/15
NEW I Told you Dog > VERY FINE
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 3/8
DONE Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 11/11
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) (40/40) is summoned! He uses KAWAII DESU FACE attacks, and his NEVERENDING GLARE (which is a one time use one turn charge time attack dealing wicked damage and causing insanity) to attack. He has (INSERT TWIN'S FAIR HP AMOUNT HERE) health.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 5/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 2/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
Ugh. You know what? I'm a bit tired of all this freaking Trickster (i fail counted). I fast forward forcibly until I'm done "solving all my problems." Seriously.
Or I would say that, but that would probably get nothing done on my end. Trickster Mode is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.
Trickster Mode probably wouldn't even let me do that. :/
Welp. I just roll the combatdice at Lord Dome.
Also, does Very Fine actually have any benefits? I'd think that Fine trumped it, seeing as Very Fine alchemies have a chance of backfiring.
Due to Trickster majyyks, Doc Scratch's books appear! Just in case we haven't read any. All of his books. All of them. On top of Lord Dome.
You know what? ALCHEMY!!!
Fluorite Octet && Bullets
Combatdice of Zillywen && Bullets
The Godmodder whacks you with his Banhammer before you can skip ahead! You brought this upon yourself... And you have to end it.
9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
OH BOY!!!!!!! 9,000 damage!
Very Fine alchemies have a small chance of inflicting status effects.
The books deal 5,000 damage but then transportalize away again! In their place is a small white orb...
I've been neglecting this place. A lot. So sorry, but I should be back.
Action 1/3
Release from Lantimor: 24/25
Oryx's Pact: 24/50
I use the Contaminated Gear, my old Spoil... Using it on the Tombsander, hopefully it will be rendered Sick, or unable to receive any source of healing.
Sword Damage: 80K/150K
Constructs: 3/3 (Ready!)
I'm assuming you join the Nether sidequest, then... You use the Contaminated Gear on Tombsander, Contaminating him! This doesn't prevent him from regenerating, but the Contamination will spread to other troops!
I teleport behind Dimentio and stab him with Your Eternal Reward.
I begin a generic charge for the generic attack of genericness! 1/15
Dimentio has the Razorback on! He promptly turns and stabs you with his sword. You are injected chock-full of paradoxes; so much so that you die on the spot.
While you start, I am completely offended by your daring to do a generic charge, and steal it!
Generic charge 2/15
I guess I also start a Trickster charge?
Fill 'em with Rainbows 1/15
Probably turns all non-GM entities into Trickster variants. Or damages them heavily. You know what? It damages non-AGs and Tricksterifies AGs.
I also start making Trickster troll weapons to contrast the Eldritch troll weapons!
Since I'm a trickster, this all inexplicably happens super-fast!
Let's see...
Whip >=Zillymiter=<
Lance >=Zillymiter=<
Throwing Stars >=Zillymiter=<
Sickle >=Zillymiter=<
Claw Gloves >=Zillymiter=<
Candysaw of Zillydai
Cane >=Zillymiter=<
Combatdice of Zillywen
Not really sure about Equius, honestly :/ Boxing Gloves >=Zillymiter=< ? Or Bow of Zillytym, I guess.
Clubs >=Zillymiter=<
Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
2x3dent >=Zillymiter=<
Whip >= Zillymiter =< Whip of Zillywoe
Lance >= Zillymiter =< Jouster of Zillynes
Throwing Star >= Zillymiter =< Shuriken of Zillylol
Sickle >= Zillymiter =< Crabclaw of Zillyblud
Claw Gloves >= Zillymiter =< Nails of Zillymeu
Chainsaw >= Zillymiter =< Candysaw of Zillydai
Cane >= Zillymiter =< Drubber of Zillycee
Dice >= Zillymiter =< Combatdice of Zillywen
Bow >= Zillymiter =< Bow of Zillytym
Clubs >= Zillymiter =< Deuce Clubs
Rifle >= Zillymiter =< Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
2x3dent >= Zillymiter =< Battlespork of Zillywut
You know hold the TRICKSTER SET of Troll alchemies. In contrast, Erelye holds the ELDRITCH SET of Troll alchemies. Wow. Pretty cool, actually.
Oh that's a lot of enemies. Heh. What a perfect excuse to repeat history...
I equip a familiar looking weapon. Another Nitrogen Gun. And slowly reach towards the overlimit control...
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank unleashes a single stage of a Bullet Hell bossfight on a random Hostile entity.
If you want to use the Nitrogen Gun again, you're going to have to go through a security system! Everyone in the sidequest will have to vote on whether or not they want you to use it! If the majority says no, you can't! If the majority says yes...
I request Blue Skies be disabled whenever I want. If so, Blue uses planet cracker instead.
17,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Alright. You slip out of its righteous fires. Ultramarine returns to its regular state.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
The combined forces of your massive space fleet armada join together at the center of the Battlefield, all their weapons aimed at a point in the sky below them. They fire beams of energy that congregate at that point, which rapidly turn into a floating ball of nuclear energy. It grows and grows until it is a miniature green ball the size of a large hill. They let it drop and the ball explodes, creating an atomic fireball. The area is sterilized, dealing 15,000 damage to the Stalinator and Paradox Dimentio. Those two entities will now take minicrits for the rest of the turn.
Also twin, the point of the pistol alchemies is that they are double pistols, I would like to retain that function. Pwetty Pwease?
Man, the elemental alchemies are going slow... I need to figure out some combinations to advance multiple levels in one combo. Hmm...
2/5 for Gale of Thorns
Babylon's Breaker OR forest 1/?
Dual Energy Pistols OR energy amplifier 1/?
3/50 for Vulcanos
15/15 for charged attack
piono turns around as Serpent flies up to him.
Oh no.
Oh gorilla no.
Not now.
Normally I wouldn't be so worried.
But of all times, now is the worst time for mind-altering magic!!!
piono uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind on Serpent, draws ircucvci, then rushes off with the time step, slicing through several cultists as he does so.
Phobos draws the Golden Nova... and performs...
What? But Play 'Em Off isn't even in his tech texts... he's really abusing that improbability drive...
Oh well, Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell with the Golden Nova, directed at the colossal magma cube.
Dimentio takes 38800 damage from the tvtropes session, before taking any hits this round, he is at 408400 health.
Impending doom activates once more. Now he has an aura of paradoxes around him, anyone that attacks him (whether they land the blow or not) is counterattacked. It doesn't always deal damage, but it has a high chance to.
The paradox is spreading, the sky is completely blotted out by the darkness and crackles with the dark paradox energy. The cultists laugh, as does dimentio. The end comes closer and closer...
8 rounds left.
Derp. Alright. You have two pistols now.
Babylon's Breaker || Forest = The Tree Trunk (Level 5: 1/6)
Dual Energy Pistols || Energy Amplifier = Isopistols (Level 3: 1/4)
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => NORTHERN WIND
You expend 7 Pie Filling.
You raise up the Big Chill as a giant, holographic symbol floats over you: a spinning gear. Red and blue energies crackle towards your position as the sun and moon race through the sky, day and night accelerating in reverse, speeding back hundreds of years... to a time before Notch. Gradually, the air gets colder and colder, until frost forms on the ground and the hills and mountains turn into glaciers. You and The_Serpent are in an ice age. The raw power of frost and flow courses through your blade as you slice her up.
She effortlessly catches your blade. A What Pumpkin materializes in her hands. She lobs at you, but you dodge the attack. Arcs of the jokebollocks spiral from her as a multicolored aura surrounds her. She chases after you with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo; you barely block its shots with your own weapons. You eventually head out of range of the timeshift you caused and move back into the Battlefield, where Erelye's grimdarkness is plainly visible.
Serpent takes notice, forgets about you, and heads over there. Huh. You call off the mirage, switch out your weapons, and time-step over to the Cultists, killing one.
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY' EM OFF - BULLET HELL
You raise up the Emerald Nova, switching it to machine gun form, and spray its ammunition at the Colossal Magma Cube. Ammunition flies everywhere, creating green explosions and pockmarking searing holes through the massive creature. 25,000 damage!
(I use the Ship-Sinker on Godmodder <3< Employer, and Godmodder <3< Godmoder.
I also examine the 47 Ball.
If this is how it must occur... I raise the Hazel Wand. It is quite... convenient that it is not an alchemy in any way whatsoever, thus meaning I am the only wielder. As it has also gone Grimdark, this shall aid me quite spectacularly. If they also choose to STRIFE, I begin with the first one of them who agrees. One at a time. Raising the Hazel Wand, I attempt to use it to amplify Woegothics, which I use on the challenger. If I may not do so, I instead use it to amplify the Gaze of Nyogtha.
If there are any stray attacks in this duel, they all strike the Monolith with alarming precision.
The only way to destabilize either of our effects is through death, and only then through revival by the other side. I then attempt to corrupt a random player with Grimdarkness, one that is not an abomination serving that... horrific feeling of contentment.)
Past Erelye:
>Examine contents of room
You shake off that unpleasant feeling that somebody is attempting to twist your thoughts, and get to the point. Gazing across your room, you come across things that look very odd to the standard human, or any race at all. He thinks you are being ridiculous. Who does not know what a Serin Refugilair is?
>Examine Serin Refugilair
You look over the device. It looks exactly the same as usual. Same old plastirubber casing, with the usual strengthened glass top, and the same old Fluid Gray Biomatter within.
Fluid Biomatter, for future reference, is a fluid secretion, obtained from the sap of the trees native to Vetas mixed with a chemical compound, of which we shall not ever speak of.
Back to gazing over the room. As you look, you fondly smile at the posters of celebrity actors from the planet, as well as the very large amount of books and bookshelves.
One thing people do not ever realize is that Will Smith is a universal constant.
Then, you take a brief glance at the computer. What does he want?
Ual shash ash tageth l'oa j'in tal'oat!
BANG! BANG!
46-BALL: An entirely grey pool ball with the number 46 stenciled on top of it in yellow emblazoned on its center.
You prepare for STRIFE against insert_generic_username and The_Serpent.
And twin, about the trickster mode and grimdarkness... So much for keeping homestuck out of Godcraft eh?
3/5 for gale of thorns
2/? for the new plant staff
2/? for the new energy pistols
4/50 for Vulcanos
1/15 for a new charged attack
piono, once he feels he is sufficiently far away to avoid tricksterhood, uses Hammer Time on Dimentio, or attempts to. The counterattack from the paradox aura leaves him vulnerable...
Phobos uses Combat Operandi: Fear on the forces of the nether.
*shrugs* The Invasion's gone, and that's what matters. Besides, even if I seriously tried to enforce keeping it out, it would probably just come back again. You can't fight the Homestuck. It's become a big part of the game now... Although at least now we're branching off into other game universes.
You move away from Erelye's grimdarkness, where both Trickstered players have congregated, and head towards Dimentio, unleashing...
> piono: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
...on him, dealing 7,500 damage! However, purple energy courses through you, and you skid backwards, lying motionless. The counterattack has left you vulnerable!
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => FEAR
You use up the required Sacred Items.
The Fear debuff is once again inflicted on the Nether forces!
Piono, the homestuck reference was never a problem. Wait no, it was. But Twin didn't really help either, seeing as he named the Echeladder and kept the Alchemiter. :/
Trickster charge 2/15
I also captchalogue all the weapons currently alchemized into a single pile, then force it out of my deck. The weapons fly at a high velocity into Lord Dome.
No alchemy...
Wait nevermind, thought of one.
Chair >=Zillymiter=<
I realize I'm breaking time here, but the suckers are in no way guns. They're just jUJus. I also decide to ignore Erelye. There's not really much of a point to PVP anyways. :/ But I guess to make the Hazel Wand available...
Captcharoid, duplicate Hazel Wand.
There. ;P
Well, I couldn't just remove the Alchemiter! We'd lose a gameplay feature that you, the players, really seem to enjoy!
And someone pointed out the similarites between the level up system and the Echeladder, so I felt I should do it...
8,000 damage!
Chair >= Zillymiter =< Furniture of Zillyheelx
FURNITURE OF ZILLYHEELX: The most garishly painted chair you've ever seen in your life. It's GLORIOUS.
Really? Not much point to PvP? NOT IF YOU'VE GOT HEALTH BARS! >:0
Seriously! A PvP between grimdark and trickster would be AWESOME! Just think about how it would look in Trifecta, if anything! And it would allow all these shenanigans to come to a head... Winner gets complete mastery of the thing they're controlling (and actually remains sane!) Loser loses EVERYTHING. It's a win/win, really! There's no reason not to do it.
Hazel Wand = LEVESQuE
Don't duplicate it! I don't want you to be that guy...
piono, cant you see im doing this for your own good? heeeheehee! come back here you little rascal, its time we and insert_generic_username partied
dont you agree of course you do what am i saying
I Zillystep in front of Piono once more, using the logic that Zillystepping is faster than timestepping. This is because it uses Cherubium magic. I then shoot him with a blast from my Green Lolly. I hand insert the Red Sucker.
If attempts to convert piono fail, I instead materialize a pot of Zillyness over Blue.
You zillystep in front of piono, still lying helpless on the ground after the paradox surge. You raise the Green Lolly over your head...
piono flies into the clouds, pixie dust trailing from him. Looks like you hit him a little too hard. Since you're unsure of whether that worked or not, you decide to head over to Blue just to be safe. You materialize a Zilly Pot over her...
You point your finger to the ground as a rumble is heard throughout the Battlefield. The ground caves in underneath you as multitudes of chairs fly out from the gaping hole that was just created, swirling all around you! They create a giant tornado of chairs, with you in the center. The storm slowly moves towards Paradox Dimentio, who is caught up in the center. The chairs barrage him, and you aggress him as well with your own weapons. You fire a parting shot at Dimentio, who exits the storm as all the chairs collapse onto him. 10,000 damage!
However, you are then hit by the counterattack! You rebound into your own pile of chairs, which bury you!
I sprinkle luck dust on the NETHER PARASITES. They will now possess one entity. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!! Unfortunately, that means the L()rd has to attack for me. I can't attack.
YIPEE!!!!! I ELECTR()CUTE CLIPPY. I D()N'T LIKE WHERE IT'S G()ING.
Yup, saw that one coming as soon as I saw that serpent went trickster.
4/5 for Gale of Thorns
3/? for the new plant staff
3/? for new energy pistols
5/50 for Vulcanos
2/15 for charged attack
piono has one last moment of lucidity before the blast of trickster energy hits him. Gorilla.
This is absolutely gorilla wonderful.
The blast, however, hits him much harder than expected and sends him flying (explaining the absence on Sunday)
Phobos follows up on the Combat Operandi by using Battle Technique: Lightspeed Lvl2: Hadron.
Phobos draws up Attachyon, then, using his improbability drive, adds a rapid-fire function. Using this, he lays waste to the panicking hordes of the nether. (No twin, once the side-quest is over I will not rampantly abuse Fear. In fact, barring extenuating circumstances, it will not show up again after the sidequest ends. I'm just using it now because Serpent is putting way too many entities in these rooms.)
Incoming transmission... (as per your request twin, there will be no spoiler) gorilla gorilla No! pi8n8! gorilla. This is a8sogorillaing-lutely w8nderful. gorilla.
ping. Alright, wh8 the gorillais 8other8ng me n8w? Hello. I need to talk with you. Y8ah? Yo8 8etter 8elieve you 8n't the f8rst. Wait. You seem agitated. What's going on down there? 8h. You'r8 8ric aren't y8u? I see piono's told you about me. He h8s. N8t sure I 8el8eve him ab8ut... Well, 8nything anymore. ::::P I see. Mind telling me what's so horrible? H8's unl8ashed a gorillaing Wait. His name wouldn't happen to be Dimentio would it? Y8p. The 8ne and 8nly. Well shoot. Pard8n me? Sorry, pardon my archaescript. I'll see if I can find a roundabout way to get at Dimentio. Are there any other universes connected? S8me plac8 c8lled tvtropes. Got it. I think I know the place. Y8u wanted t8 talk to m8? Oh yeah. I was going to say to watch out for piono. But it seems you've figured that out now. Ye8h. 8nything els8 he resp8nsi8le for? L8ke the eldr8tch terr8rs att8cking Paradox Sp8ce? Actually, he's kind of behind that too. Slightly indirectly, I don't think he was aware of it. But I'm pretty darn sure he could get rid of the chaos forces if he had any desire to. L8vely. gorillah8m. Just gorilla h8m. I see.
Keeping Homestuck out of Godcraft is probably impossible.
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3/5 P Structure
9/10 Altar of Energy
5/11 Lunacy
7/9 Quantum Octave
6/6 The Sunspot
Blinded by the flash, I suddenly convulse and fall to the ground unconscious, while a jar with a note attached falls to the ground. (I'd tried to draw a picture like how Modpack did, but I'm so bad at drawing that it must never see the light of day.) Where the flash was, something else seems to be there, but it's too shadowy to make out. Energy seems to be gathering into it. 1/20 What even is this thing?
Sadly, agreed.
THE SUNSPOT: A scimitar whose blade is made out of pure solid hydrogen. It has massive paradoxical properties, and is a bit unstuck in reality as a result. Use with caution.
Miraj: 33/50
That debuff guy: 32/50 +2 to Aegis and from Aegis Finding Pure Heart 1 out of 8 3/3. Once I get all 8, I'll combine them to the Purity Heart and use it as a big charged attack on Dimentio. The fires of the Nether randomly open up and torch the Stalinator. I haven't forgotten you know...
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Falling skies ~c Dedodaded WAM = The Wham line DONE Potion of Ambrosa + 1 Golden honey cake &&&Potion of nectar = Nectar cake done Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 48$ _ Wilson's charges A: 3/50, B: 3/50 (+4 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1 ---------- @Fstevr: Wilson pauses in collecting up potions to look at you expectantly.
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 9/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (1/10)
Power vortex gate 14/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
>Combat Chest: Chaos Controll!
Its time... i take the Master Emerald out of my hammerspace pockets, hold it up high in the air... it begins to levatiate and shower me with a golden light so bright that outsiders could only see my stihoulette.
I too, begin levatiating and shockwaves of pure chaos energy emerge while my skin changes into a golden looking metal. Meanwhile the Master Emerald split up into its compotents, the various Chaos Emeralds which rapidly rotate around me. The light slowly dims, revealing my transformation to the spectators.
A strong aura of chaos radiates from me, suggesting that i am near invincible right now, suggesting that now would be a good time to run.
In this super state i slam the ground with malleo dei, causing the earth to split up. Due the power of the Malleo Dei, the debris which flew off thurns into bullets, punctating Paradox dimento. A few of the cultists fall into the bottomless chasm while i activate Hammer Time against Lord Dome.
>Tech Text: Hammertime against Lord Dome!
You expend the Master Emerald to invoke the command.
You hold it up in the air... It levitates and glows with a golden light, enrapturing you in its glory. It shatters into its seven pieces, the Chaos Emeralds, which spiral around you, dimming the light and replacing it with multicolored lighting. You absorb their power, crackling with a green light. It becomes an aura of chaos, which surrounds you. When you are visible again, various aspects of your skin have turned solid gold, and your eyes glow with a bronze light. You have entered SUPER MODE.
You deal 20,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and kill a Cultist!
Unfortunately, you cannot use other Battle Techniques or Combat Operandi while in Super mode.
I compact all the redstone I mined into a single, ultra-dense redstone block.
Now that I have fully parses the energy around the Black Monolith, I absorb that energy into Paradox's Artifice and hit the Ultra-Dense Redstone Block.
Well, hello. It's a pleasure to meet you again. I assume it's time to send me as your pawn and defeat your adversaries for you?
Excuse me? Oh right, I remember, you guys pretend to have a past even though you're just mindless robots. Sad. Anyway, go. Mess up the Black Monolith for me.
Unstable Redstone Thrall: 125,000 HP. Instability: 100%. Attacks against it raise the instability level, while healing the Thrall lowers it. If it reaches 250%, it performs its special attack.
The Unstable Redstone Thrall lashes out at the Black Monolith.
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 10/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (2/10)
Power vortex gate 15/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Still being super mode i use This sentry: Dispense this against Paradox dimento!
>Tech Text: This sentry lvl 5: Dispense this
15/40 (+1 from Leon and self)
Research 13/50 (+1 from Leon and self)
29 Ball 3/4
0-Ball 3/4
+1 to Leon x2.
This is unacceptable. I channel just enough eldritch power through piono and Blue to make them completely resistant to the jokebollocks, without actually turning them into an eternal servant of the dark gods. Then, I emit horrific pulses of the Cry of Ogoloth, before attempting to channel my power through the Void EM Pulser to cause happy things to be disabled. If I may do this, I use it. How can I remove this problem? Perhaps via "fixing their problems" through my newfound mastery of the darker sorceries may aid me. However, I shall not do this. They shall have to come to me for help. If they wish for any, that is.
What does he want?
Oh, probably some form of request involving his passion for making people suffer for their crimes.
It is always that.
>AT: Pester-
No. You know what? He can wait.
You cannot find piono, even in your heightened grimdark state. He is too far out of reach. However, you course your thorns through Blue, causing her to shudder immensely. She is wrapped in a black aura, immune to Trickster Mode.
You re-initiate NYARLATHOTEP'S OGLE, hoping to strike against the Trickstered people. However, you cannot... It appears the strife has to be formal.
Post III I heal the Tarrasque. I use BLACK INCHES on Paradox Dimentio. I read the chapter five: choosing a quirk Devil's Interval Complete! Cerberus 6/7 Telltale Die 5/8 Cup of Joe || Minigun The Beldam 8/35 Skeletron 4/15 Building a Giant Nether Portal 8/45
+3,000 HP!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
You raise your hand and aim it at Paradox Dimentio! Black energy courses through it, materializing into a solid black whip. You lash it out at Paradox Dimentio, giving him a senseless drubbing. 7,500 damage!
I'd like to conveniently ignore all of Scratch's literature.
A Cup of Joe || Minigun = The Last Drink (Level 10: 1/11)
DEVIL'S INTERVAL: A bronze floating keyboard that retains all the original abilities and properties of Midnight Octave.
-Nullpost below, kind of a....welll...uh...take-it-as-you-wish post-
I'm back!
Sorry that I just...ugh...
I have no idea if my character still exists, is alive, or if it's nonexistent, removed, dead, sacrificed to a lucid god of sheep shagging or any other category, and if my items are still here. If they are, well, hell, I'm rejoining the RP. If they aren't...eh, still joining it, just taking it for a spin from Square 0 if you know what I meant.
You can join at any time! Although roleplaying really isn't necessary...
The Scratch's Manor sidequest has been over for a long time, so all the items/levels you acquired then are gone now.
Twin I have a PM for you! It may be important...
vi: 50/50
i: 50/50
V: 50/50
ii: 21/50 +1 from Erelye +1 self
iii: 2/50 +1 from Erelye +1 self
Vi: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
I role the Octave of Sin with no target to see what happens
I duplicate 3 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 97
Erelye, one is not easily shaken from the peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks. They are stubborn throes.
(In fact, it's pretty much impossible to resist it until it wears off unless you have a natural immunity like Dirk. And that's only because he was so self-loathing.) Your eldritch magic will not do a thing. Sadly. Because Trickster Mode is hell.
HEEHEEHEE! Netherium: IDC! everyone, let's party! i teleport to TT and hit in in the face with the lolly's stick. heehee. oh boy! but wait wait just a minute THE EQUINOX HAS COME. Heh.
The Serpent Projection appears, with 130,000 HP. It only does 1000 damage, but it activates the Fear debuff on those it strikes. A ghostly image of a huge serpent, coiling around the whole battlefield, it truly is a sight to see. who cares, let's keep partying! hey, maybe we could pick up some cookies or something somewhere! this is SO MUCH FUN Zillymiter >= Zillymiter =< Hell's Instrument >= Zillymiter =< Glue Gun >= Zillymiter =<
TT's currently doing his own thing! You can't get to him...
I role the Octave of Sin with ME as the target to see what happens.
I duplicate 3 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 100!!! You know what this means... I'm going to get the NEXT TEIR OF HOLY MACKEREL PILES... HOLY MACKEREL GAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, these tricksters are getting out of hand, maybe i should do something about it. Erleye mind joining my researches? Id like to... research the unthinkable. For !!SCIENCE!!.
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 11/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (3/10)
Power vortex gate 16/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
With the super mode slowly decaying i go in a all out attack against Lord Dome, my new weapon, the antipolar autobow, surely proves usefull for that.
18/40 (+2 from Leon and self)
Research 16/50 (+2 from Leon and self)
29 Ball 4/4!
0-Ball 4/4!
+1 to Leon x2.
I examine the two new pool balls, and then do 10 Ball && 27 Ball && 29 Ball && 47 Ball 1/??? If possible without initiating the cap of ingredients, I also add the 0-Ball.
An idea emerges. 1/30
I also channel eldritch power through TT, merely dissipating the jokebollocks, instead of actually corrupting him. Then, I use the Word of God on the Serpent Projection. If I have a particular choice of what words to write, I add these:
Oh, a union of research? I have seen past the bounds of infinity, heard the ancient wisdom of the omniscient beyond the Furthest Ring. It is my path, my role, to seek all thoughts and knowledge possible to the mere mortals we are. In this, I suppose we are all allied. However, I am not certain you are even able to fight them without being tainted. I cannot make one experience the songs of the broodfester tongues. You may attempt, but I cannot be certain of the outcome.
Past Erelye:
>Answer TA
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
TA: hi.TA: so, has he told you about the game yet?
TA: hello?
TA: god dammit. i bet you're doing something pointless right now.
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
TA: i bet you were. so, did he tell you?
AT: Yes, he did. I don't think they've finished working on it yet, though.
TA: yep. i talked to him earlier. he said they'd be done in about an hour. they've designed it pretty quick.
AT: Yes, they did. I'd expect that, as they were working on it for seven weeks, and most of the code was already supplied.
TA: oh yeah. happy nostaure btw.
AT: Thanks. I think I'll speak to one of them later tonight.
TA: bye.
((This took quite a while, as. I do not actually own Pesterchum, due to the fact that my computer cannot run it.))
Oh, part of a session, I see...
29-BALL: A black pool ball with a green band running across its center. In the center of that lies a black circle with the number 29 stenciled on it in white.
0-BALL: A grey pool ball.
Blue: Heal Z with Advanced Warfare
Fseftr: Attack.
I know you're busy, Wilson.
But.
How do you make crit-giving potions?
(Also, Talist, learn to spell my name.)
Three HMAS ships arrive in low Ear... Godcraft orbit. HMAS... hmm... one named after each PG player. No, they don't get to control the ship named after them.
This time they actually get non-generic stats. They have standard health. They only deal 3,000 damage. BUT, they deal an additional 1,000 damage for every other HMAS ship on the field. This is regardless of alignment, zones, or anything else. So right now, their damage would be 7,000 each.
35/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes
24/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
11/25 Health Care Package
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 11/11)
Robo. Hold my Hippocrates. Things are about to get ugly.
> K4yne: Attack the Black Monolith with NETHERARIA.
> R. K.: Healing Japhet with Hippocrates 451.
Helping fseftr twice.
NETHERRARIA: Roughly translates to "hell on earth". The scythe used by Herobrine in urban legends... Has a crimson handle and a blade forged of diamond. It looks like it is permanently bloodstained... At the top of the blade lies a single crystal of garnet.
You raise up your Chaos Pearls and fire one into the sky, then fire another at the first one! They both collide in midair, creating a monochrome vortex that pulls you in! When you come out, you are entirely monochrome and are holding a grey scythe with bronze energy trailing from it. You carve up Dimentio, then kick him into the portal. It backfires, causing an explosion that jettisons him out of it. 20,000 damage!
The counterattack knocks you into TheLordErelye. You do not become grimdark, but start to fear being at such close exposure...
Greater Chaos-Clippy-*a chaotic blast is launched at Clippy...It forms and absorbs random things as it travels. Any given thing can appear...And it all crashes into the giant paperclip*
Teleslash Lvl. 2 - Lord Dome.
The surging Chaos Bolts continue impacting the PG and H forces...
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
8/8 Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
8/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I have told you several times that you can't alchemize anything with an earthquake. That makes your first alchemy null and void.
I have also told you several times the proper lengths for your alchemies. Please try keeping track of them. Thankfully, your first one's finished.
HADES' CUT: A sword infused with the essence of Hades, God of the Underworld. The blade burns with his malevolent hate, and it resembles the texture of the warped fabric of the coat he wears. Through this, you can channel the powers of the souls of the Underworld to attack your enemies.
POST 1;
17/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade.
4/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
4/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 4/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 4/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (7/11) MY INVENTORY Maniac, you have solved the first puzzle. ALLCAPS. Suddenly, the page changes...
THE MISSION ALLCAPS && What is my name? [object Object]
Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: Clippy VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 150/1000 AQUA: 150/1000 TERRA: 150/1000 AER: 150/1000 ORDO: 150/1000 PERDITO: 150/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Oh boy! A triangle The alchemical symbol for fire! I wonder what this means?!
+2 to Wilson's Staminas. (15 Total. Things bought. Just wanna help out Wilson. Get on his good side like Modpack did.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 46/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 39/40 12/15
DONE Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I told you dog 6/6
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 2/8
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 10/11
I HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM Paradox Dimentio, bringing in many anti-paradoxes in which Paradox Dimentio is already dead, and I merge them all and shove them into Paradox Dimentio, causing a ANTIPARADOXICAL SUPERNOVA!
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 4/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
I TOLD YOU DOG: A heavily modified sword; in the place of a handle, the stem of a pumpkin is present. The blade itself appears to be holographic, flashing with the images of many memes all at once. I did warn you about memes. I did, indeed, tell you.
Wait... How did you charge that up that fast? 13,000 damage! The counterattack nulls your next attack!
+2 to Wilson's Staminas. (17 Total. Things bought. Just wanna help out Wilson. Get on his good side like Modpack did.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 47/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 40/40 13/15
NEW I Told you Dog > VERY FINE
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 3/8
DONE Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 11/11
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) (40/40) is summoned! He uses KAWAII DESU FACE attacks, and his NEVERENDING GLARE (which is a one time use one turn charge time attack dealing wicked damage and causing insanity) to attack. He has (INSERT TWIN'S FAIR HP AMOUNT HERE) health.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 5/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 2/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
I Told You Dog > Very Fine = Jegus' Might (Level 7: 1/8)
Post III Cup of Joe set to: Shaving Cream.
I cover the Black Monolith in shaving cream.
I then lit the whole thing on fire. 0H MY G0G H0W CAN SHAVING CREAM BE S0 FLAMMABLE
Cerberus Complete!
Pajamas && Tuxedo || Three In The Morning Dress
Cup of Joe || Minigun 2/X
Telltale Die 6/8
The Beldam 9/35
Skeletron 5/15
Giant Nether Portal 9/45
The entire attack fails because you said Gog!
CERBERUS: A bleak, heavily modified Medigun that has three outputs: one for healing, one for crits, and an ashen one that creates a withering beam. Its name is derived from the three-headed guard dog of the Underworld.
Pajamas && Tuxedo || Three in the Morning Dress = Up Till Dawn
UP TILL DAWN: A black suit whose fabric is inlaid with stars. Its outer lines are colored green. Despite being a suit, it is as comfy as a pair of pajamas.
Post III
I drop a huge block of amber on Lord Dome.
Cup of Joe || Minigun 3/X
Telltale Die 7/8
Code: TARASQUE
The Beldam 10/35
Skeletron 6/15
Giant Nether Portal 10/45
5,500 damage!
TARASQUE = The Stinger (Level 6: 1/7)
LORD DOME deals 20,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Paradox Dimentio kills and deals 30,000 damage to Japhet! The Cultists deal 8,500 damage to the Missile-Mecha's Left Rocket Launcher! The Nether Parasites take control of the Sacrificial Lamb!
The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to Japhet! The Missile-Mecha deals 4,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio and the Scythe of Democracy! It then takes 8,000 damage! ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) deals 4,000 damage to Z!
The Unstable Redstone Thrall deals 5,000 damage to the Monolith!
All PG entities kill 4 Dark Carnival Cultists! The Godmodder kills 10 of them!
The Wither Skeletons deal 20,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The Chair Bomb continues ticking! The Mag Agents deal 10,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The HMAS Aether finishes off the Colossal Magma Cube and deals 10,000 damage to a Gargantuan Magma Cube! Tombsander kills 2 Dark Mag Agents! The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to the HMAS Aether and kills Phobos!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 120,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 12,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 41,500/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 31,500/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 287,900/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Dark Mag Agents: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Chair Charge Bomb: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. Detonation: III
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 45,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
~ Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIII Contamination: IIII
Fear: III
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x97.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x99.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Small Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x8.)
Medium Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Large Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Dimentio changes forthcoming
I finish Gale of Thorns
4/6 for the Tree Trunk
I finish the dual isopistols
6/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
As for non-Dimentio things...
piono lands with an earth-shattering thud.
But there's something off. He has indeed, gone into trickster mode... but... still.
He stands up, brushing himself off, in his bright new trickster colors, but suddenly begins flashing between his trickster form and regular self. Why thank you Serpent, I feel so help me I am going to kill whoever the bloody idiot that thought that tricksterhood makes me feel so much better. I really should have done this is the worst possible time for you to pull something like this I swear if we make it out alive I'm going to have to spread this wonderful feeling with everyone else!
Argh!!!
piono fights himself, scrambling to reach his comm unit. He finally manages to dial a button. Tricky!!!! Get down here so I can help you solve all of your problems!
Oh, its wonderful, all heck has broken loose down here and serpent's put me into an amazing new state of mind! O̝ͭͧ̈᷁̔ͧh̺̼ͧ̌̊ͧ̀.̶̫̭ͧ̈́ͧ́ ̳ͩͧ̄̎ͧ͡ I͑ͧ̏̍ͧ̅͠ ͉̙̾ͧͫͧ͜s̲̞᷈ͧ͛ͧ͝e̼̲͓͖᷂ͧͧe̥ͧͦͬͧ̂ͅ.̻̟ͧ͐ͧ̆͞ ̷͍̤ͧͩͧ͊ I᷿̥̩ͧ᷆ͧ̑'ͧ̚͏̗͋ͧ᷄l̸̤᷉ͧ᷀ͦͧḽ᷃ͧ᷃͆ͧͬ ̡ͧ̔ͧ̚̚͟b̴̼᷀ͧͩͨͧe̥̞͙̱ͧ̌ͧ ̰̖͕ͧ͗ͧͩr᷿̩͈͇ͧͧ͆i̮̫ͧͧ̓ͧ̒gͧ̽̔ͧ̕͞͝h̹͍͕̗ͧ͒ͧt̲̆ͧͧ́ͧ͆ ͏͙͚ͧ̿ͧͭḏ̡ͦͧ͐᷅ͧo̭̻̲᷇ͧ᷈ͧw͇ͩͧ̆ͧ̍͢n̮ͣͧ̐ͨͧ᷉.̬̠̅ͧ̎̉ͧ ̖ͧ̔͊ͧ᷁ͅ L͈̥̲̺ͧ᷅ͧe̛̦ͧ̈́̓ͧ̽ţ̜̗̗ͧ͛ͧ ̶͖̄ͧ̓ͧ͗m͍̲̝ͧ̇ͧ᷈e̳̤̪ͧ᷀ͧ̒ ̶̠ͧͭͧ᷃͠f̺̙ͧ᷆̋ͧ̕íͧ̇͏̜ͧ̕n͉̜͎͂ͧ͐ͧi̛̦̯͉̞ͧͧs᷊̘̘ͧͧ̏̕h̦̰̥̳ͧ̏ͧ ͇᷊ͧ̽ͧ͜ͅm̤̩᷅ͧͯͧ̂y͕͔ͧ̽ͫ̿ͧ ͈᷿̻ͧ̐ͧ͋c̸̟̜ͧ᷈͗ͧa͈ͧ̿ͭͧ͛͟ṛ̹ͧ᷾ͪͧ̒ḍ᷇ͧ͊ͫ᷃ͧ ̑ͧ̄ͨ̔ͧ᷅gͣͧ̇̽͊ͧ̃a͌ͧͮ᷄᷈ͧ᷈m̱̲̖͉ͧͦͧe̖̙ͧ̒ͦͧ̚.᷆ͧ̎ͨͫͧ̔ WHAT?!?!?! YOUR CARD GAME!??! THE MULTIVERSE IS AT STAKE AND YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR game sounds like fun! Perhaps we could play it together!
Phobos uses Deep Freeze lvl2: Big Chill to take down a gargantuan magma cube, completely unaware of recent developments on the surface.
Before I tally up Dimentio's damage... It seems its time to amp things up, Dimentio's losing health way too fast, and isn't dealing damage besides.
Paradox Burst goes off.
The unresolved paradox reaches its first milestone of growth, suddenly, a dark cloud of paradox energy forms around Dimentio, crippling all alchemy/battle technique/combat operandi based attacks aimed at him. That isn't the main concern though.
The burst itself is.
The massive paradox smashes through the battlefield, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage, tearing every entity besides dimentio and the cultists to shreds (interpret that as, enormous amounts of damage to all entities, with no mitigation based on number of entities in the area or in the ground) and reducing the sanity of all of them drastically. When your mind itself is destroyed by a paradox, it doesn't matter what kind of being you are, only previously being completely and totally insane will save you from utter mental annihilation. The effect ripples across the field, not only hitting the battlefield, but smashing into things all over godcraft too.
Somewhere, on the edges of Godcraft.
s̺͕᷇᷇͏᷇ͩơ̯͔͕͍᷇᷇r͈̘᷇́᷾᷇͢ṟ͉͖̟᷇͆᷇y̭͔ͯ᷇̉̋᷇,̹̰͖̥̏᷇᷇ ̛̰͓᷇͑᷇͋I̖͍̜᷿᷇̌᷇'̜̰᷇ͭ᷾᷇̚ļ͖᷇ͬ̓͛᷇l͏͍͈̱᷇ͨ᷇ ͉͓̟̜̩᷇᷇h͍͔̓᷇̄᷇ͩa̷͖͒᷇᷇ͫ͡v̱̝᷇̆̎̏᷇e̶̖᷈᷇̽᷄᷇ ̗᷇͌̀᷇᷀͡t̮͍̖͊᷇᷇᷃ỏ̹̰̺᷇ͤ᷇ ̼̤ͩ᷇ͭ᷇͡f͈̜᷇᷃̐᷇̒i̼̱ͭ᷇ͬ᷇᷉ņ̷̷͉̇᷇᷇i᷿͍̇᷇᷉᷇ͅs̹͖̤᷇̒͂᷇ḫ͓̼᷇᷇ͨ᷇ ̬͙᷇̓͑᷇᷇t̺̦̬᷇͋᷇͝h̷͇᷇᷇͂͘͟ę͓̞᷇̃͐᷇ ̠̘᷇᷇᷇᷃̕g̓᷇ͦ̃᷆᷇᷀a̷̤᷇ͭ᷇̏͢m̷͖̣᷇̋᷇̓ẽ̴̷᷇̍͐᷇ ̺̩᷇͑̉᷇̓l̨̤̯᷇̏᷇᷆a͚ͥ᷇̊᷇͊͞t̸̆᷇̾̉᷇͠e̲͖̩᷇᷈᷇ͅṙ᷇̏̂᷇͐͢.̼̮͉̩᷇᷇̔
Okay!
Bye Tricky.
Never would have that a homicidal psycho clown from Madness Combat would be such a cool cards buddy. Ẅ͚̠̟̣̠᷿ḧ̰̠͔̠̓͒y̠̳̰̠̽̇͋ ̱̠̣̠͉͗̽t̨̠̻̠̑͌ͪh̸͎̠᷊̠̃ͤa̛̠̭̟̠̳̿-̡̠̗̠᷅̿̓
Then the rolling paradox wave hits.
The entire structure is flattened. By the time the players respawn, cursing, Tricky has left hurriedly.
Then the paradox burst hits the nether. Take the amount of damage dealt to all entities on the battlefield. Subtract 2500 and deal that much damage to everybody/thing in the nether. Yes, including the players. No, that is not including buffs or debuffs, those still modify damage.
This does not mean the entire stack takes that much damage, that means that every unit in the stack takes that much damage. So if the base damage were for some reason as low as 10K, the zombie pigmen and blazes would all die instantly. Yes, slightly overpowered, but we're talking multi-thread boss that hasn't been getting any respect. At all.
Phobos, reforms after the wave hits, then curses. Alright, change of plans. This ends now.
He immediately sets everything to kill tombsander as fast as possible.
The entire nether is now darkened by the strength of paradoxes.
Next the wave hits the end, but as we are not currently occupied with its current residents, we'll skip that bit. Suffice it to say that they don't do too well.
Then it hits Paradox Space (Serpent, if your character is still in this area, she just got her meteor or base or whatever smashes. It doesn't kill, but it is strong enough to send everything out of whack, such as electronics, magic, and godtier powers).
A girl in her room, rubs her bruises from falling out of her chair.
and then falls out of the chair again as her computer monitor explodes with paradox energy, the lightbulb in her room shatter, and crashes and rumbles echo all around the complex. She quickly rushes to a window, then looks out.
She sees the dark, deadly nothingness of paradox.
She blinks.
and for the first time, and probably the last, in her life. She whimpers. Oh no... Please no...
Then the wave hits Earth.
Mass blackouts, people see what looks like the aurora borealis, except its black and purple, and appearing everywhere.
Superstitious and religious folk take it as a sign of the end time.
Aetheists frantically scramble for some scientific explanation.
Then the news outlets come back up, detailing what is happening on the battlefield.
And the jester from Super Paper Mario whose current antics mirror the massive effects on Earth.
Panic, even more than before, ensues.
Dimentio takes 84800 damage from tvtropes.
twin, since dimentio is taking damage so quickly, I came up with a... gimmick. It will reveal itself shortly, I have little doubt.
Charged attacks still deal full damage, as do spoils of war (he's still immune to status effects though)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (8/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Erelye, I would kindly ask that you allow me to join your side, but do not officially grimdark me. Just enough to prevent those over-rainbowed comic sans pots of pure silliness. Twin, would you like to do the honors? Also, the book that the symbol is written in is called Modifying the Medium. I start drawing the alchemical symbols on the ground, starting at earth...(Symbols attached at bottom of post.) I then randomly find a Gomez plush... I put it on the ground, and use the Voided Scepter's Life Force to animate it. The Gomez Plush, with full Gomez realistic... turning action... does this:
Down Down LT RT RT A Up!
THE MISSION
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 200/1000 AQUA: 200/1000 TERRA: 200/1000 AER: 200/1000 ORDO: 200/1000 PERDITO: 200/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
OH NO! I JUST REALIZED! IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING, I'LL BECOME PART OF...
THE TRICKSTER ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!
Luckily, my sidequest-that-didn't-actually-happen-and-was-just-flavor-text-for-my-charge bought me some time! Forget protocol! Forget waiting until Twin's done posting! Forget the charge well don't forget it just put it on hold, I gotta RUUUUUNNNN!!!
I build a 10-SECOND UBERBUNKER, stocked with tons of food and snacks, sugary drinks, and various TV shows, as well as 10,000 guards, solid literally-every-material-that-ever-existed-ever-toughness-combined walls, and three backup rooms! I tell my noob army to position themselves 10,000,000,000,000 blocks away as a distraction, then I dive in and turn on the anti-trickster-randomly-teleporting-in field!
Blue: Use Pax Azurite on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon Dimentio
Serpent, please leave me alone.
I don't want to have to invade your little corner of the Medium.
And I can't afford to go trickster mode right now.
I'm on the hunt for vengeance.
Muahaha.
Ha.
Ha.
Oh no... OH YES
+1 +1 to TT2000, just because.
I use Sunrise on Lord Dome, then attack him with Carcinogenesis.
Now that I have a Spoil of War (assuming nobody interrupts me with edits and that Lord Dome, being a boss, is qualified for a spoil of war) I decide to joyfully accept Erelye's STRIFE invitation. While we're at it, I decide to escalate things and summon an army of CHERUBS. Unless Erelye decides not to escalate by summoning horrorterrors... ;D
While I'm at it, I GUESS I'll turn the noob army into a Trickster noob army.
Trickster charge 3/15
Blue, I wish Serpent wasn't doing this. If someone kills her, they kill me. But she's completely insane and giddy right now. She won't listen to you. Just avoid her, please. I would hate to have to kill you to save my own life.
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MY INVENTORY
Maniac, you have solved the first puzzle. ALLCAPS. Suddenly, the page changes...
THE MISSION
ALLCAPS && What is my name? [object Object]
Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: Clippy
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 150/1000
AQUA: 150/1000
TERRA: 150/1000
AER: 150/1000
ORDO: 150/1000
PERDITO: 150/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
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=[19 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[10 / 25]= Queen Bee
I fire THE OTHER SIDE at Dimento.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Epic Chaos at the Monolith.
Combat Chest-Avatar Mode at Dimentio.
I shoot Dimentio with my gun.
I shoot the Monolth with my gun.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 46/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 39/40
DONE Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I told you dog 6/6
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 2/8
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 10/11
I HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM Paradox Dimentio, bringing in many anti-paradoxes in which Paradox Dimentio is already dead, and I merge them all and shove them into Paradox Dimentio, causing a ANTIPARADOXICAL SUPERNOVA!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 4/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Greater Chaotic Antiparadox at Dimentio.
Greater Chaotic Thingamabob Drop on Lord Dome.
Greater Chaos Missiles at Clippy.
I also use my most powerful attack remaining on Dimentio.
I shoot Clippy with ALL THE GUNS. ALL OF THEM.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 47/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 40/40
NEW I Told you Dog > VERY FINE
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 3/8
DONE Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 11/11
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) (40/40) is summoned! He uses KAWAII DESU FACE attacks, and his NEVERENDING GLARE (which is a one time use one turn charge time attack dealing wicked damage and causing insanity) to attack. He has (INSERT TWIN'S FAIR HP AMOUNT HERE) health.
I POLAR MELTDOWN Clippy!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 5/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 2/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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LAYER DDR: 10/50
LAYER BLOCKLAND: 10/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Telltale Die 6/8
The Beldam 9/35
Skeletron 5/15
Giant Nether Portal 9/45
LAYER DDR: 11/50
LAYER BLOCKLAND: 11/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
The Godmodder whacks you with his Banhammer before you can skip ahead! You brought this upon yourself... And you have to end it.
9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
OH BOY!!!!!!! 9,000 damage!
Very Fine alchemies have a small chance of inflicting status effects.
The books deal 5,000 damage but then transportalize away again! In their place is a small white orb...
Flourite Octet && Bullets = Garnet Stains (Level 8: 1/9)
Combatdice of Zillywen && Bullets = Wardice of Zillywen (Level 8: 1/9)
I'm assuming you join the Nether sidequest, then... You use the Contaminated Gear on Tombsander, Contaminating him! This doesn't prevent him from regenerating, but the Contamination will spread to other troops!
Dimentio has the Razorback on! He promptly turns and stabs you with his sword. You are injected chock-full of paradoxes; so much so that you die on the spot.
That's the spirit!
Magic Cueball >= Zillymiter =< Lil' Cal
LIL' CAL: Lil' Cal? Nah, man. Lil' Cal is the gorilla.
However, he's promptly paradoxified away since he can't exist in your universe.
You fly up to pionoplayer and materialize a Green Lolly in your hands! He looks at you with a deadpan stare.
Whip >= Zillymiter =< Whip of Zillywoe
Lance >= Zillymiter =< Jouster of Zillynes
Throwing Star >= Zillymiter =< Shuriken of Zillylol
Sickle >= Zillymiter =< Crabclaw of Zillyblud
Claw Gloves >= Zillymiter =< Nails of Zillymeu
Chainsaw >= Zillymiter =< Candysaw of Zillydai
Cane >= Zillymiter =< Drubber of Zillycee
Dice >= Zillymiter =< Combatdice of Zillywen
Bow >= Zillymiter =< Bow of Zillytym
Clubs >= Zillymiter =< Deuce Clubs
Rifle >= Zillymiter =< Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
2x3dent >= Zillymiter =< Battlespork of Zillywut
You know hold the TRICKSTER SET of Troll alchemies. In contrast, Erelye holds the ELDRITCH SET of Troll alchemies. Wow. Pretty cool, actually.
3.
I figured. I remembered seeing you there.
Next attack against Paradox Dimentio is guaranteed to hit!
If you want to use the Nitrogen Gun again, you're going to have to go through a security system! Everyone in the sidequest will have to vote on whether or not they want you to use it! If the majority says no, you can't! If the majority says yes...
7,500 damage to a Nether Parasite!
17,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Alright. You slip out of its righteous fires. Ultramarine returns to its regular state.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
The combined forces of your massive space fleet armada join together at the center of the Battlefield, all their weapons aimed at a point in the sky below them. They fire beams of energy that congregate at that point, which rapidly turn into a floating ball of nuclear energy. It grows and grows until it is a miniature green ball the size of a large hill. They let it drop and the ball explodes, creating an atomic fireball. The area is sterilized, dealing 15,000 damage to the Stalinator and Paradox Dimentio. Those two entities will now take minicrits for the rest of the turn.
Derp. Alright. You have two pistols now.
Babylon's Breaker || Forest = The Tree Trunk (Level 5: 1/6)
Dual Energy Pistols || Energy Amplifier = Isopistols (Level 3: 1/4)
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => NORTHERN WIND
You expend 7 Pie Filling.
You raise up the Big Chill as a giant, holographic symbol floats over you: a spinning gear. Red and blue energies crackle towards your position as the sun and moon race through the sky, day and night accelerating in reverse, speeding back hundreds of years... to a time before Notch. Gradually, the air gets colder and colder, until frost forms on the ground and the hills and mountains turn into glaciers. You and The_Serpent are in an ice age. The raw power of frost and flow courses through your blade as you slice her up.
She effortlessly catches your blade. A What Pumpkin materializes in her hands. She lobs at you, but you dodge the attack. Arcs of the jokebollocks spiral from her as a multicolored aura surrounds her. She chases after you with the Warhammer of Zillyhoo; you barely block its shots with your own weapons. You eventually head out of range of the timeshift you caused and move back into the Battlefield, where Erelye's grimdarkness is plainly visible.
Serpent takes notice, forgets about you, and heads over there. Huh. You call off the mirage, switch out your weapons, and time-step over to the Cultists, killing one.
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY' EM OFF - BULLET HELL
You raise up the Emerald Nova, switching it to machine gun form, and spray its ammunition at the Colossal Magma Cube. Ammunition flies everywhere, creating green explosions and pockmarking searing holes through the massive creature. 25,000 damage!
38,800 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
BANG! BANG!
46-BALL: An entirely grey pool ball with the number 46 stenciled on top of it in yellow emblazoned on its center.
You prepare for STRIFE against insert_generic_username and The_Serpent.
3,000 damage to a Cultist!
Unless he summoned Dimentio in the first place or caused his summoning (I'm too lazy to check) then no, not coincidence.
*shrugs* The Invasion's gone, and that's what matters. Besides, even if I seriously tried to enforce keeping it out, it would probably just come back again. You can't fight the Homestuck. It's become a big part of the game now... Although at least now we're branching off into other game universes.
You move away from Erelye's grimdarkness, where both Trickstered players have congregated, and head towards Dimentio, unleashing...
> piono: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
...on him, dealing 7,500 damage! However, purple energy courses through you, and you skid backwards, lying motionless. The counterattack has left you vulnerable!
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => FEAR
You use up the required Sacred Items.
The Fear debuff is once again inflicted on the Nether forces!
Well, I couldn't just remove the Alchemiter! We'd lose a gameplay feature that you, the players, really seem to enjoy!
And someone pointed out the similarites between the level up system and the Echeladder, so I felt I should do it...
8,000 damage!
Chair >= Zillymiter =< Furniture of Zillyheelx
FURNITURE OF ZILLYHEELX: The most garishly painted chair you've ever seen in your life. It's GLORIOUS.
Really? Not much point to PvP? NOT IF YOU'VE GOT HEALTH BARS! >:0
Seriously! A PvP between grimdark and trickster would be AWESOME! Just think about how it would look in Trifecta, if anything! And it would allow all these shenanigans to come to a head... Winner gets complete mastery of the thing they're controlling (and actually remains sane!) Loser loses EVERYTHING. It's a win/win, really! There's no reason not to do it.
Hazel Wand = LEVESQuE
Don't duplicate it!
You zillystep in front of piono, still lying helpless on the ground after the paradox surge. You raise the Green Lolly over your head...
PIONO: serpent... please...
THE_SERPENT: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
PIONO: oh... oh no...
THE_SERPENT: YOU'RE IN ZILLYLAND NOW, PIONO!
PIONO: goddammit serpent.
piono flies into the clouds, pixie dust trailing from him. Looks like you hit him a little too hard. Since you're unsure of whether that worked or not, you decide to head over to Blue just to be safe. You materialize a Zilly Pot over her...
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CHAIRSTORM - CHAIRNADO
You point your finger to the ground as a rumble is heard throughout the Battlefield. The ground caves in underneath you as multitudes of chairs fly out from the gaping hole that was just created, swirling all around you! They create a giant tornado of chairs, with you in the center. The storm slowly moves towards Paradox Dimentio, who is caught up in the center. The chairs barrage him, and you aggress him as well with your own weapons. You fire a parting shot at Dimentio, who exits the storm as all the chairs collapse onto him. 10,000 damage!
However, you are then hit by the counterattack! You rebound into your own pile of chairs, which bury you!
Okay.
The electrocution funnels into Clippy...
Cultist killed!
You fly into the sky, crackling with Trickster energy... You have achieved lifdoff.
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 LIGHTSPEED - HADRON
2 Small Magma Cubes killed!
I agree with you... This really is a lot.
+7,000 HP!
Zombie Pigman killed!
...Forget I said that.
Pot of Zilliness destroyed! You turn to look at The_Serpent, who is grinning maniacally at you.
Sadly, agreed.
THE SUNSPOT: A scimitar whose blade is made out of pure solid hydrogen. It has massive paradoxical properties, and is a bit unstuck in reality as a result. Use with caution.
4,500 damage!
The metal block spontaneously turns into flowers, that Clippy sucks up.
7-7-2-5-3-8-1-8
A blood-red clown materializes in front of the Sacrifical Lamb. He creates a balloon animal for it: a lamb. The lamb takes 8,000 sadness damage.
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => CHAOS CONTROL
You expend the Master Emerald to invoke the command.
You hold it up in the air... It levitates and glows with a golden light, enrapturing you in its glory. It shatters into its seven pieces, the Chaos Emeralds, which spiral around you, dimming the light and replacing it with multicolored lighting. You absorb their power, crackling with a green light. It becomes an aura of chaos, which surrounds you. When you are visible again, various aspects of your skin have turned solid gold, and your eyes glow with a bronze light. You have entered SUPER MODE.
You deal 20,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and kill a Cultist!
Unfortunately, you cannot use other Battle Techniques or Combat Operandi while in Super mode.
Unstable Redstone Thrall added!
You cannot find piono, even in your heightened grimdark state. He is too far out of reach. However, you course your thorns through Blue, causing her to shudder immensely. She is wrapped in a black aura, immune to Trickster Mode.
You re-initiate NYARLATHOTEP'S OGLE, hoping to strike against the Trickstered people. However, you cannot... It appears the strife has to be formal.
+3,000 HP!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
You raise your hand and aim it at Paradox Dimentio! Black energy courses through it, materializing into a solid black whip. You lash it out at Paradox Dimentio, giving him a senseless drubbing. 7,500 damage!
I'd like to conveniently ignore all of Scratch's literature.
A Cup of Joe || Minigun = The Last Drink (Level 10: 1/11)
DEVIL'S INTERVAL: A bronze floating keyboard that retains all the original abilities and properties of Midnight Octave.
You can join at any time! Although roleplaying really isn't necessary...
The Scratch's Manor sidequest has been over for a long time, so all the items/levels you acquired then are gone now.
7-7-2-5-2-4-6-7
A meteor falls from the sky and dismembers you.
He is; 5,000 damage!
Alright, I think this is starting to become an issue.
You can't just keep healing Japhet every post... Why not once every turn?
TT's currently doing his own thing! You can't get to him...
Serpent Projection added!
Zillymiter >= Zillymiter =< Alchemiter
Hell's Instrument >= Zillymiter =< Bow of Zillytym
Glue Gun >= Zillymiter =< Gluegun of Zillystik
ALCHEMITER: Well. A duplicate Alchemiter. Wonder what that'll do it disappeared in a golden spirograph.
GLUEGUN OF ZILLYSTIK: A glue gun that is decorated in the appropriate attire of legendary weapons.
But you just died!
ANTIPOLAR AUTOBOW: A heavily modified autobow made from solid antipolarity. It flashes in pulses of grey light.
20,000 damage!
Oh, part of a session, I see...
29-BALL: A black pool ball with a green band running across its center. In the center of that lies a black circle with the number 29 stenciled on it in white.
0-BALL: A grey pool ball.
10 Ball && 27 Ball && 29 Ball && 47 Ball && 0-Ball = 113-Ball (Level 10: 1/11)
It appears that you cannot attack the Serpent Projection...
+7,000 HP!
Small Magma Cube killed!
HMAS Fseftr, Serpent, and Kayne added!
8,000 damage! The counterattack causes you to fly into the Tarrasque, dealing 4,000 damage to it!
NETHERRARIA: Roughly translates to "hell on earth". The scythe used by Herobrine in urban legends... Has a crimson handle and a blade forged of diamond. It looks like it is permanently bloodstained... At the top of the blade lies a single crystal of garnet.
5,000 damage to the Monolith!
What hit?
What don't you get? None of your spells work anymore! The Battle Techniques do, though...
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAOS STRIKE - ABSOLUTION
You raise up your Chaos Pearls and fire one into the sky, then fire another at the first one! They both collide in midair, creating a monochrome vortex that pulls you in! When you come out, you are entirely monochrome and are holding a grey scythe with bronze energy trailing from it. You carve up Dimentio, then kick him into the portal. It backfires, causing an explosion that jettisons him out of it. 20,000 damage!
The counterattack knocks you into TheLordErelye. You do not become grimdark, but start to fear being at such close exposure...
7,500 damage!
Clippy sucks up the Sacrificial Lamb! It disappears... Nice job breaking it, hero.
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 TELESLASH - CRESCENT SLICE
9,000 damage!
I have told you several times that you can't alchemize anything with an earthquake. That makes your first alchemy null and void.
I have also told you several times the proper lengths for your alchemies. Please try keeping track of them. Thankfully, your first one's finished.
HADES' CUT: A sword infused with the essence of Hades, God of the Underworld. The blade burns with his malevolent hate, and it resembles the texture of the warped fabric of the coat he wears. Through this, you can channel the powers of the souls of the Underworld to attack your enemies.
Who says the Godmodder has a father? And even if he did, how did you contact him? You don't have his phone number or his address!
6,000 damage!
Oh boy!
A triangleThe alchemical symbol for fire! I wonder what this means?!Cultist killed!
Dimentio blocks the attack, and the counterattack nulls all of your other attacks this post!
I TOLD YOU DOG: A heavily modified sword; in the place of a handle, the stem of a pumpkin is present. The blade itself appears to be holographic, flashing with the images of many memes all at once. I did warn you about memes. I did, indeed, tell you.
Wait... How did you charge that up that fast? 13,000 damage! The counterattack nulls your next attack!
Please stop ignoring the post limit.
I Told You Dog > Very Fine = Jegus' Might (Level 7: 1/8)
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) added!
The entire attack fails because you said Gog!
CERBERUS: A bleak, heavily modified Medigun that has three outputs: one for healing, one for crits, and an ashen one that creates a withering beam. Its name is derived from the three-headed guard dog of the Underworld.
Pajamas && Tuxedo || Three in the Morning Dress = Up Till Dawn
UP TILL DAWN: A black suit whose fabric is inlaid with stars. Its outer lines are colored green. Despite being a suit, it is as comfy as a pair of pajamas.
5,500 damage!
TARASQUE = The Stinger (Level 6: 1/7)
LORD DOME deals 20,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Paradox Dimentio kills and deals 30,000 damage to Japhet! The Cultists deal 8,500 damage to the Missile-Mecha's Left Rocket Launcher! The Nether Parasites take control of the Sacrificial Lamb!
The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to Japhet! The Missile-Mecha deals 4,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio and the Scythe of Democracy! It then takes 8,000 damage! ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) deals 4,000 damage to Z!
The Unstable Redstone Thrall deals 5,000 damage to the Monolith!
All PG entities kill 4 Dark Carnival Cultists! The Godmodder kills 10 of them!
The Wither Skeletons deal 20,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The Chair Bomb continues ticking! The Mag Agents deal 10,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The HMAS Aether finishes off the Colossal Magma Cube and deals 10,000 damage to a Gargantuan Magma Cube! Tombsander kills 2 Dark Mag Agents! The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to the HMAS Aether and kills Phobos!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 120,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 12,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 41,500/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 31,500/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 287,900/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Nether Parasite: [H] HP: 12,500/20,000. (x7.)
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 303,500/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
Stalinator: [N] HP: 51,500/100,000.
Missile-Mecha: [N] HP: 22,000/30,000. Missile Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Left Rocket Launcher: 6,500/15,000. Right Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000.
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0): [N] HP: 80,000/80,000. Neverending Glare: I
Unstable Redstone Thrall: [AG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Instability: 100%.
Japhet: [PG] HP: 26,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 58,000/70,000.
HMAS Orchid: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
HMAS Fseftr: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
HMAS Kayne: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 29.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Dark Mag Agents: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Chair Charge Bomb: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. Detonation: III
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 45,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
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Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIII Contamination: IIII
Fear: III
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x97.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x99.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Small Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x8.)
Medium Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Large Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Phoenix II: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 13,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 75,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 11,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 7,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 18,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 1: Transcender. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 95,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 82,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 27,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 46,025/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I finish Gale of Thorns
4/6 for the Tree Trunk
I finish the dual isopistols
6/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
As for non-Dimentio things...
piono lands with an earth-shattering thud.
But there's something off. He has indeed, gone into trickster mode... but... still.
He stands up, brushing himself off, in his bright new trickster colors, but suddenly begins flashing between his trickster form and regular self.
Why thank you Serpent, I feel so help me I am going to kill whoever the bloody idiot that thought that tricksterhood makes me feel so much better. I really should have done this is the worst possible time for you to pull something like this I swear if we make it out alive I'm going to have to spread this wonderful feeling with everyone else!
Argh!!!
piono fights himself, scrambling to reach his comm unit. He finally manages to dial a button.
Tricky!!!! Get down here so I can help you solve all of your problems!
W̛̝̯͇ͣ᷃ͣh̶̠ͣ̅ͩͣ̂a̠̝ͣ͗᷁ͥͣt̙᷾ͣ͗̏ͣ̈ ̧͚ͭͣͣ̚͟ṱ̠ͣ̀ͬͣ̊h̡͓ͮͣ͒ͣ̌ḛ͉̐ͣͣ͞ͅ gorilla?
M̪̪̰̈́̏̍͢i̪̪̅̎̓̀̌n̪̬̪͚ͮ̓ͤd̡̪̪᷃̎̂̚ ̪͙̪̭ͩ̌͢t̪̺̪᷾᷆᷉̚e̪͇̤̪̒̓͑l̪̪͒̿͗ͭͦl̩̪̫̩̪᷈͜i̪᷊̝̪͌́̔n̪͔͇̪͌͐͑ĝ̪̖̞̪͙᷈ ̜̪̲̪̟̔᷀m̺̪̪̳̪̘͝e̪͇̪᷈ͥ͝͝ ̪̞̪᷀᷅̓͏w̪̥̪̐̾̓͠h̸̪͖̞̪̫͐a̻̪᷊̤̪᷇̄ẗ̪̼̪́̐᷅̈́'̯̪̪͌᷈̿͝s̬̪̮̪̎͊̏ ̵̪̦̪᷈ͯ͟h̴̪̻̼̼̪᷆a̪͉̪᷅̀͐͜p̪͎̪̍̇ͦͩp̪͎̜̪̟̓͋e͇̪̪̍̋͘͜n̸̪̰̪̳ͭ͂i̸̪̪̾᷃ͦͭn̪͈̪̜᷈ͪ̾g̪̰̪̎᷇̐͗ ̪̘᷂͍̪̈̚d̪̪̙̎̊᷀ͧo̪̪ͮ̋͐ͯ͝w̴̪̪̆̊ͤ́n̺̪̝̗̪͑̏ ᷿̪͇̪̍ͩ͞t̪̲͕̪̪᷅ͮh̪̪᷊᷾͒᷅͝ȩ̪̞̪̺͊̑r̴̤̪̪̊ͮ̚ë̪̯̪́ͤ̊᷁?̪͔̪̇̍́͟
Oh, its wonderful, all heck has broken loose down here and serpent's put me into an amazing new state of mind!
O̝ͭͧ̈᷁̔ͧh̺̼ͧ̌̊ͧ̀.̶̫̭ͧ̈́ͧ́ ̳ͩͧ̄̎ͧ͡
I͑ͧ̏̍ͧ̅͠ ͉̙̾ͧͫͧ͜s̲̞᷈ͧ͛ͧ͝e̼̲͓͖᷂ͧͧe̥ͧͦͬͧ̂ͅ.̻̟ͧ͐ͧ̆͞ ̷͍̤ͧͩͧ͊
I᷿̥̩ͧ᷆ͧ̑'ͧ̚͏̗͋ͧ᷄l̸̤᷉ͧ᷀ͦͧḽ᷃ͧ᷃͆ͧͬ ̡ͧ̔ͧ̚̚͟b̴̼᷀ͧͩͨͧe̥̞͙̱ͧ̌ͧ ̰̖͕ͧ͗ͧͩr᷿̩͈͇ͧͧ͆i̮̫ͧͧ̓ͧ̒gͧ̽̔ͧ̕͞͝h̹͍͕̗ͧ͒ͧt̲̆ͧͧ́ͧ͆ ͏͙͚ͧ̿ͧͭḏ̡ͦͧ͐᷅ͧo̭̻̲᷇ͧ᷈ͧw͇ͩͧ̆ͧ̍͢n̮ͣͧ̐ͨͧ᷉.̬̠̅ͧ̎̉ͧ ̖ͧ̔͊ͧ᷁ͅ
L͈̥̲̺ͧ᷅ͧe̛̦ͧ̈́̓ͧ̽ţ̜̗̗ͧ͛ͧ ̶͖̄ͧ̓ͧ͗m͍̲̝ͧ̇ͧ᷈e̳̤̪ͧ᷀ͧ̒ ̶̠ͧͭͧ᷃͠f̺̙ͧ᷆̋ͧ̕íͧ̇͏̜ͧ̕n͉̜͎͂ͧ͐ͧi̛̦̯͉̞ͧͧs᷊̘̘ͧͧ̏̕h̦̰̥̳ͧ̏ͧ ͇᷊ͧ̽ͧ͜ͅm̤̩᷅ͧͯͧ̂y͕͔ͧ̽ͫ̿ͧ ͈᷿̻ͧ̐ͧ͋c̸̟̜ͧ᷈͗ͧa͈ͧ̿ͭͧ͛͟ṛ̹ͧ᷾ͪͧ̒ḍ᷇ͧ͊ͫ᷃ͧ ̑ͧ̄ͨ̔ͧ᷅gͣͧ̇̽͊ͧ̃a͌ͧͮ᷄᷈ͧ᷈m̱̲̖͉ͧͦͧe̖̙ͧ̒ͦͧ̚.᷆ͧ̎ͨͫͧ̔
WHAT?!?!?! YOUR CARD GAME!??! THE MULTIVERSE IS AT STAKE AND YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR game sounds like fun! Perhaps we could play it together!
Ȏ̹͈ͮ͐͌ͮk͚̟̄ͮͮ͡͞a̢̡̗̹ͮ͆ͮy̛ͮ̂᷾᷅ͮ̕,̯ͮ̐ͪͮͥ̚ ̶̴̔ͮ͊ͮ̊I̡͈̼̜ͮͮ̈'̸̢̘ͮͮ͘͞ḷ̪ͮ̂͗ͮ̃l᷂͙ͮ͑͏ͮ̈́ ̲͇͐ͮ̑ͮ̈p͖̄ͮ͠͏ͮ᷄u̜̞̝̻ͮ̈ͮt̛ͮͤͤͬͮ͂ ̝̱͚͕ͮͨͮt̖͖͕ͮͮ̀ͅh͚̔ͮͣ̌ͮͮe̡̱̤͎̤ͮͮ ̬͕᷄ͮ̔͋ͮc̓ͮ̀̑ͥͮͫa͕ͥͮ͋ͮͮ͝r̶̈ͮ̃᷉ͮ᷉d̖ͪͮ̍ͫ̆ͮ ̵̧̇ͮ̔͗ͮǧ̸͔͎ͮͮ͠a̦᷾ͮ̉᷉́ͮm̠̤̹ͮ̈ͮ͢e᷃ͮ̍ͯͮ̐͘ ̝ͫͮ̈ͮ᷉͜o͒ͮͫ̎̀ͮ͜ṇ̺͓͒ͮ̆ͮ ̘̲̰ͮ᷈ͮ̀h̴͙̅ͮ̎ͮͩo͎ͮͮ̑᷾ͮ́l͔᷿̫͉ͮͦͮḏ̴̪̝ͮͮ̽.̝͚ͮ͗᷃ͮ̄
THANK YOU!!!!
Phobos uses Deep Freeze lvl2: Big Chill to take down a gargantuan magma cube, completely unaware of recent developments on the surface.
Before I tally up Dimentio's damage... It seems its time to amp things up, Dimentio's losing health way too fast, and isn't dealing damage besides.
Paradox Burst goes off.
The unresolved paradox reaches its first milestone of growth, suddenly, a dark cloud of paradox energy forms around Dimentio, crippling all alchemy/battle technique/combat operandi based attacks aimed at him. That isn't the main concern though.
The burst itself is.
The massive paradox smashes through the battlefield, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage, tearing every entity besides dimentio and the cultists to shreds (interpret that as, enormous amounts of damage to all entities, with no mitigation based on number of entities in the area or in the ground) and reducing the sanity of all of them drastically. When your mind itself is destroyed by a paradox, it doesn't matter what kind of being you are, only previously being completely and totally insane will save you from utter mental annihilation. The effect ripples across the field, not only hitting the battlefield, but smashing into things all over godcraft too.
Somewhere, on the edges of Godcraft.
s̺͕᷇᷇͏᷇ͩơ̯͔͕͍᷇᷇r͈̘᷇́᷾᷇͢ṟ͉͖̟᷇͆᷇y̭͔ͯ᷇̉̋᷇,̹̰͖̥̏᷇᷇ ̛̰͓᷇͑᷇͋I̖͍̜᷿᷇̌᷇'̜̰᷇ͭ᷾᷇̚ļ͖᷇ͬ̓͛᷇l͏͍͈̱᷇ͨ᷇ ͉͓̟̜̩᷇᷇h͍͔̓᷇̄᷇ͩa̷͖͒᷇᷇ͫ͡v̱̝᷇̆̎̏᷇e̶̖᷈᷇̽᷄᷇ ̗᷇͌̀᷇᷀͡t̮͍̖͊᷇᷇᷃ỏ̹̰̺᷇ͤ᷇ ̼̤ͩ᷇ͭ᷇͡f͈̜᷇᷃̐᷇̒i̼̱ͭ᷇ͬ᷇᷉ņ̷̷͉̇᷇᷇i᷿͍̇᷇᷉᷇ͅs̹͖̤᷇̒͂᷇ḫ͓̼᷇᷇ͨ᷇ ̬͙᷇̓͑᷇᷇t̺̦̬᷇͋᷇͝h̷͇᷇᷇͂͘͟ę͓̞᷇̃͐᷇ ̠̘᷇᷇᷇᷃̕g̓᷇ͦ̃᷆᷇᷀a̷̤᷇ͭ᷇̏͢m̷͖̣᷇̋᷇̓ẽ̴̷᷇̍͐᷇ ̺̩᷇͑̉᷇̓l̨̤̯᷇̏᷇᷆a͚ͥ᷇̊᷇͊͞t̸̆᷇̾̉᷇͠e̲͖̩᷇᷈᷇ͅṙ᷇̏̂᷇͐͢.̼̮͉̩᷇᷇̔
Okay!
Bye Tricky.
Never would have that a homicidal psycho clown from Madness Combat would be such a cool cards buddy.
Ẅ͚̠̟̣̠᷿ḧ̰̠͔̠̓͒y̠̳̰̠̽̇͋ ̱̠̣̠͉͗̽t̨̠̻̠̑͌ͪh̸͎̠᷊̠̃ͤa̛̠̭̟̠̳̿-̡̠̗̠᷅̿̓
Then the rolling paradox wave hits.
The entire structure is flattened. By the time the players respawn, cursing, Tricky has left hurriedly.
Then the paradox burst hits the nether. Take the amount of damage dealt to all entities on the battlefield. Subtract 2500 and deal that much damage to everybody/thing in the nether. Yes, including the players. No, that is not including buffs or debuffs, those still modify damage.
This does not mean the entire stack takes that much damage, that means that every unit in the stack takes that much damage. So if the base damage were for some reason as low as 10K, the zombie pigmen and blazes would all die instantly. Yes, slightly overpowered, but we're talking multi-thread boss that hasn't been getting any respect. At all.
Phobos, reforms after the wave hits, then curses.
Alright, change of plans. This ends now.
He immediately sets everything to kill tombsander as fast as possible.
The entire nether is now darkened by the strength of paradoxes.
Next the wave hits the end, but as we are not currently occupied with its current residents, we'll skip that bit. Suffice it to say that they don't do too well.
Then it hits Paradox Space (Serpent, if your character is still in this area, she just got her meteor or base or whatever smashes. It doesn't kill, but it is strong enough to send everything out of whack, such as electronics, magic, and godtier powers).
A girl in her room, rubs her bruises from falling out of her chair.
and then falls out of the chair again as her computer monitor explodes with paradox energy, the lightbulb in her room shatter, and crashes and rumbles echo all around the complex. She quickly rushes to a window, then looks out.
She sees the dark, deadly nothingness of paradox.
She blinks.
and for the first time, and probably the last, in her life. She whimpers.
Oh no...
Please no...
Then the wave hits Earth.
Mass blackouts, people see what looks like the aurora borealis, except its black and purple, and appearing everywhere.
Superstitious and religious folk take it as a sign of the end time.
Aetheists frantically scramble for some scientific explanation.
Then the news outlets come back up, detailing what is happening on the battlefield.
And the jester from Super Paper Mario whose current antics mirror the massive effects on Earth.
Panic, even more than before, ensues.
Dimentio takes 84800 damage from tvtropes.
twin, since dimentio is taking damage so quickly, I came up with a... gimmick. It will reveal itself shortly, I have little doubt.
Charged attacks still deal full damage, as do spoils of war (he's still immune to status effects though)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
18/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade.
5/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
5/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 5/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 5/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (8/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Erelye, I would kindly ask that you allow me to join your side, but do not officially grimdark me. Just enough to prevent those over-rainbowed comic sans pots of pure silliness. Twin, would you like to do the honors? Also, the book that the symbol is written in is called Modifying the Medium. I start drawing the alchemical symbols on the ground, starting at earth...(Symbols attached at bottom of post.) I then randomly find a Gomez plush... I put it on the ground, and use the Voided Scepter's Life Force to animate it. The Gomez Plush, with full Gomez realistic... turning action... does this:
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 200/1000
AQUA: 200/1000
TERRA: 200/1000
AER: 200/1000
ORDO: 200/1000
PERDITO: 200/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
THE TRICKSTER ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!
Luckily, my sidequest-that-didn't-actually-happen-and-was-just-flavor-text-for-my-charge bought me some time! Forget protocol! Forget waiting until Twin's done posting! Forget the charge well don't forget it just put it on hold, I gotta RUUUUUNNNN!!!
I build a 10-SECOND UBERBUNKER, stocked with tons of food and snacks, sugary drinks, and various TV shows, as well as 10,000 guards, solid literally-every-material-that-ever-existed-ever-toughness-combined walls, and three backup rooms! I tell my noob army to position themselves 10,000,000,000,000 blocks away as a distraction, then I dive in and turn on the anti-trickster-randomly-teleporting-in field!
I AM PREPARED.
STASIS CHARGE: 22/40
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I TRANSFORM THE BUNKER INTO A ZILLY BUNKER! TT IS NOT TRICKSTER'D, YET, BUT FINDS HIMSELF IN A LAND OF INSANE, TERRIFYING HAPPYNESS!
WE CAN ALSO NOW GET IN! HEEHEE!
I BAP THE GODMODDER WITH MY LOLLY! HEEHEE!
It's lucky the paradox only hit the Veil. I'm on my planet.
Oh no
HMAS Ship: 1/50
Vengeance: 2/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Blue: Use Pax Azurite on Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon Dimentio
Serpent, please leave me alone.
I don't want to have to invade your little corner of the Medium.
And I can't afford to go trickster mode right now.
I'm on the hunt for vengeance.
Muahaha.
Ha.
Ha.
+1 +1 to TT2000, just because.
I use Sunrise on Lord Dome, then attack him with Carcinogenesis.
Now that I have a Spoil of War (assuming nobody interrupts me with edits and that Lord Dome, being a boss, is qualified for a spoil of war) I decide to joyfully accept Erelye's STRIFE invitation. While we're at it, I decide to escalate things and summon an army of CHERUBS. Unless Erelye decides not to escalate by summoning horrorterrors... ;D
While I'm at it, I GUESS I'll turn the noob army into a Trickster noob army.
Trickster charge 3/15
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Oh no