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Okay. I suppose I'll "greet" him then.
Also, does he take damage there?

Quote from TwinBuilder»

...Kelem was summoned when you were in the Portal to Earth, and that was in a time where nothing was supposed to happen at all. Therefore, he DOES NOT EXIST. Meeting adjourned. You are not OP on this server!
How is that a paradox?

One: He still saw it anyway. The giant portal definitely drew his attention, even if he never showed up here. He is definitely watching. Also he showed up IN the Portal, not during the cutscene? I think.
Three: Two of the exact same Perfectly Unique Object. Much paradox.
Two: SCP-294 can get such a thing. Which is why I did that. Therefore the attack stands and the Godmodder has to defend.
/null
It has come to my attention that the GM thinks I do not exist. I would like to remedy this situation. I do exist. Got it? Good. Thank you.

Archmage Kelem, IDMG Prime Councillor.

*the Council meets, etc.* ((See earlier actions.))
===Minecraftia===
SCP-294 oOo Splash Potion of Instantly Killing Weaselmodders. Throw at Weaselmodder.
Vote for Kennydies42.
*a Courier has arrived with your mail!*
What's this? A schematic? Says here Lesser and Greater Bolt Guns...Fancy runes but nothing we can't make here.
===Earth===
<ArchmageChip> What's going on here?! Random mail with a schematic for something that a character I roleplay as made in a forum game?!
Message from Archmage Kelem: Yes, indeed. Surprised? Also I have an offer of asylum in the IDMG homeworld. We have Internet connections.
/tell Archmage Kelem Certainly.
<ArchmageChip> Well this is strange. Better tell the M-theorists they're right. I just got a message from a person who I thought I had made up. Everything happens everywhere I guess.
<Archmage Kelem> Do get ready, we are about to teleport you out.
*vworp*
===IDMG Homeworld===
<ArchmageChip> Yep, that worked. Brought the house with, too.
*Meanwhile, on Earth...*
News Anchor: Coming to you live from the scene of an inexplicable occurrence...The hole in the ground in front of these cameras used to be a house, which simply disappeared. It is hypothesized that this occurrence is linked with a strange presence in the Godcraft server's chat window, which spoke in a different font than anyone else. Yes, that is an admittedly tenuous piece of evidence but the world is getting ever stranger these days...The unknown quantity by the name of Archmage Kelem apparently removed the house from its current position and took it to places unknown by unknown means. The person whose account was speaking to the aforementioned person has said via email that he was somewhat interested in the existence of someone who he apparently "made up". He has declined further comment.

Neptham, please snip your quotes. And... it's just like the Squidmodder. All attacks will fail unless you refer to the godmodder as the weaselmodder. This will be a problem for Eglarbroad...

/null

Quote from Netpatham»

One: He still saw it anyway. The giant portal definitely drew his attention, even if he never showed up here.
Two: Two of the exact same Perfectly Unique Object. Much paradox.

HOLY MUPPET JESUS!
NO! NO! NO!
WHY?
THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION!
1...2...3...4...
I DECLARE A NUCLEAR WAR!

As Netpatham watches, half a million nukes start descending onto the battlefield. Blue looks at him disappointedly as she teleports back to her ship. Nukes fall, everyone dies.

That never happened.

Now that he snipped the quote, the reaction was to the fact Netpatham quoted the entire update.

/null

I look around for my noob army. They sulk a bit. I tell them I'm going to need their help with my latest, most awesome project.

1/40

I help k4yne and serpent once.

40/40 x1 Modpack's order, in limbo
23/50 HMAS Ship
23/50 HMAS Ship
22/50 HMAS Ship

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||

Blue: Heal HMAS Ultramarine with... Ultramarine
Fseftr: Attack Enemies

POST 1;
6/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade.
MY INVENTORY:
Ok then. Well, I vote for the one who was controlled's special attack. Afterward, the Rift grows. the inscription is eaten by the Rift. Now, as you look inside, 6/10 is shown. The beams slow down, and the Rift starts sucking in everything near it. For a few seconds, it would seem if the sun itself... stopped emitting light. Suddenly, a purple beam comes out o the top of the rift, then spreads out. Out of the Rift floats a monocle. Whoever would want to do something with them can take them. But, right after the monocle appears, all the ground around the Rift starts falling into an infinite abyss below, revealing a Bottomless Pit. A bridge folds out, allowing access to the monocle. The clouds start to gather. I shall call this page: The --ḤA̞ ͝ḦA͙ ͪḪA͂ ̺HͮE̶ ̜H͔E̗ ᷄H᷇E͔ ͕H̽O̦ ̃H͗O͜ ͣH̉O̤. Oh dear, it seems my pen is controlling itself... well I will have to postpone writing until this pen finishes writing... blank things? Well, I do Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen. I then duplicate the Pure Conch Energy.

MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --ḤA̞ ͝ḦA͙ ͪḪA͂ ̺HͮE̶ ̜H͔E̗ ᷄H᷇E͔ ͕H̽O̦ ̃H͗O͜ ͣH̉O̤

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: II
VOID: II
EATEN: Monochromium Fuel Rod
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 450/1000
AQUA: 450/1000
TERRA: 450/1000
AER: 450/1000
ORDO: 450/1000
PERDITO: 450/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII

Quote from Netpatham»

One: He still saw it anyway. The giant portal definitely drew his attention, even if he never showed up here. He is definitely watching. Also he showed up IN the Portal, not during the cutscene? I think.
Two: Two of the exact same Perfectly Unique Object. Much paradox.

Actually, that doesn't have to be a paradox. It can also be a perfectly stable time loop which one of the copies travels through time to become the other. The difference is that a paradox repeatedly negates itself in a loop. A stable loop causes itself. /nullpost

Limbo Shard && Redstone Dust = Antipolar Dust (Level 8: 6/9)
Master Chaos Emerald > Duplicate
Master Chaos Emerald ~~~ Loom 1/? (Yeah, idk.)

UNLIMINTED POWER! I achieved it finally!
...Wait how do i use this gem? Do i like... need to eat it?

Crafting Missle-Mecha 16/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.

I hold the Master Chaos emerald into the air wondering about how to use it as suddenly a sun shine shines trough it, gets magnified and sends a beam into the Black Monolith.

INVENTORY

I vote for all AG players to use their specials.
I get an army of miners. They see the BLACK MONOLITH. Really happy, they start mining it.

I PUT A JACK-IN-THE-B()X NEXT T() THE WEASELM()DDER.


It's time.

General 1: 40/40!
The earth shakes. Everyone looks around to see what's going on. Suddenly, a spiky ball and chain bursts out of the ground. When it lodges into the ground, something massive catapults into the sky. When it lands, it reveals it's self. It's the biggest, largest, fattest Pigman anyone's ever seen. It picks up the BALL AND CHAIN (which is made of a combination of DARK QUARTZ and HECKTITE.) like it's nothing. Upon the Pigman's face is a helmet made of THE BONES OF FALLEN WITHER SKELETONS.

HA HA HA HA! OINK!
Khenn haj rehn "jut" nuh Ey dee yi fetriy? (These are the "great" foes I need to destroy?)
HAH! Yest! Unji ton, rulkz! (HAH! Easy! Bring it on, wimps!)

GENERAL OINKSALOT has appeared!!!!

General Oinksalot: [H]
HP: 150,000
Attacks: Hits one enemy with the ball and chain. Medium Damage. 66.6% chance of using.
Hits an enemy into another with the ball and chain. High Damage. 33.3% chance of using.
Special: SPIN THROW DELUXE: III

General 2: 40/40!
An area of the battlefield caves in!!! A lava pool is under the cave in. 8 GHASTS WITH ONE LONG TENTACLE EACH come out of the lava. Suddenly, a HUMONGOUS GHAST THAT THE LITTLE ONES WERE ATTACHED TO semi emerges itself from the lava.

GENERAL GHASTKEN has appeared!!!!

General Ghastken: [H]
HP: Tentacle Ghasts: 12,000 x8
General Ghastken: 100,000
Attacks using Tentacles
Attacks: Fireballs one enemy each. Minor damage. Sometimes, Tentacles can target the same enemy, increasing the damage. Special: FLARE CHARGE: IIII

I'll say what the specials do once they are about to use them.

Parasites: 39/50

Yes, that seems fine. (The bit about the Wand.)

Imminently Deceased 2/4
+1 to Leon. (x2)

I hire a group of the best exterminators in the universe to ELIMINATE the Weaselmodder. They arm themselves with Paint Machine Guns, Vacuums, and Animal Annihilator 5000-s. Also, I transform the six +1-s Leon gave me last turn into a felt-lined spike, which I throw at the Weaselmodder afterwards.

I use Rollout on the Monolith.

Oh, yes. More knowledge to be obtained. Eglarbroad, may I read that book you have procured? If I may, I do so.

You are suddenly filled with an unnatural hunger.

Shadow Corruption: 25%

I need something to eat. Like, right now. Can't you make slash get something? I'm starving. Damn Warp.
Perhaps... The thing is, I am not hungry whatsoever. Also, is 'damn' even a viable curse in this case? What are you damning it to?
How?! It affected both of us, right? And I am damning it to... I don't know.
Indeed. I, however, am entirely resistant to the effects of starvation and hunger. You see, atheism is the best way to analyze things.
Wow. Of course you get the weird but useful crap, and I get zip. Yeah, and it isn't the best way.
Yes, it is. Also, I do, from my vast research, know that this is no ordinary hunger. The cure must be a Zombie Brain, or Rotten Flesh, no matter what.
Ummmm... Why? I really don't see any way at all where I would need to eat the remains of undead humans to cure some kind of nerve overaction.
Yes, 'um' indeed. I can just psychically inject it into our mind, of course. The knowledge of the brain sort of repairs the nervous system.
I'd want to just eat regular stuff. Besides, can't we just eat a book or something?
No. I shall do the mental injection.
[REDACTED] you. How about you listen next time? Please?

Shadow Corruption: 27%

@maniac: yup. and I did.
3/11 for Levis Ignis
6/10 for the Ocean Floor
6/8 for the omega bullet
34/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
11/15 for charged attack

piono uses Combat Operandi: encore on Dimentio
Everyone. This goes beyond prejudices or anything else.
Dimentio has a better shot at annihilating all three universe involved and everything else tied to them than anything else we've ever seen.
Kill him now before he gets the chance.

Phobos whips out Attachyon and unloads several rounds into the magma cube.

Dimentio creates a massive paradox pulse, slamming into everything in the battlefield.

Quote from fseftr»

HOLY MUPPET JESUS!
NO! NO! NO!
WHY?
THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION!
1...2...3...4...
I DECLARE A NUCLEAR WAR!

As Netpatham watches, half a million nukes start descending onto the battlefield. Blue looks at him disappointedly as she teleports back to her ship. Nukes fall, everyone dies.

That never happened.

Now that he snipped the quote, the reaction was to the fact Netpatham quoted the entire update.

/null

Sowwy. Forgot to remove giant wall of text. /null

Watch it you foolish clown!

Epic Order Bolt at Dimentio! ((The antithesis of a Chaos Bolt. Still does damage...Also nullifies paradoxes!))

Chaos Strike and Teleslash and if I get a new attack I use it on him too!

I write Paradox-Proof Armor and equip the result!

+2 to Fseftr 37/40x2 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 37/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 30/40
3/15


Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = Quantum Catastrophe 7/11
NEW His Hand > Rough
NEW Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = ??? 1/??

The HMAS Alex fires at MR.BLOBBY!
I use the 006 007 (3/3) on the Sacrificial lamb, looking uber cool and secret agent-y as I shoot it.

I vote for all players to use their attacks. ALL OF THEM. EVERY PLAYER.
#NeutralFTW

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 6/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 2/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3

Orchid: 15/25 (Boosted twice)

Netherium: 50/50

I roll Layer Eight on swedge. 5 - 5 - 6 - 2 - 1 - 4 - 1... Not looking especially good. -2. Oh, Jegus, I have terrible luck.

Ire.

Iiiiiiiiire.

It's time. Bring it on. Heh.



The False Prophet gains a health bar. Quite a bit of health. It also gets a new special: Flare Blitz. It has somehow learned Flare Blitz. It is Neutral and will fight the Helix.

Along with it appear some servants of the dome, like the cursed Abby and Jay Leon, forced by the dome's thrall to serve it. Kabuto appear, and some pro-democracy twitch players also appear. The apocalypse of me summoning tons of neutral entities instantly to kill the Helix has begun. None are safe.

=TURN ONE=

=[49 / 50]= HYPE

Flareon prepares for the RISE OF DOME.

I then use THE OTHER SIDE on Judasx2x.
The Chair-Knights will go under the Nether Player's orders.

+2 to Fseftr 39/40x2 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 38/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 31/40
4/15


Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = Quantum Catastrophe 8/11
NEW Upholder Hysteria > Very Fine
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = ??? 2/??

For old times sake, I pull out the DOOMBRINGER and riddle Mr. Blobby with assorted rockets and bullets!
I then pull out the UPHOLDER HYSTERIA, use it in table mode, and smash IRECREEPER with it. Tables are kind of like chairs.
CHAIR BATTLE COMPLETE

INVENTORY

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 7/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 3/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3

I pick up the absence of a potato battery and throw it at the Weaselmodder.

Duplicate Punch Designix.

Punch Designix > Fine

I shoot the HMAS Ultramarine with Black Snow.
I cast Epic Chain Lightning at the PG forces.
I shoot a PG with Black Snow.

Limbo Shard && Redstone Dust = Antipolar Dust (Level 8: 7/9)
Oblivion Autobow && Master Chaos Emerald 1/? (I know i cant do this, just wondering what id get. Will we ever be able to alchemize beyond LVL 10?)
Master Chaos Emerald ~~~ Loom 2/? (Yeah, idk.)

Crafting Missle-Mecha 17/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.

"You dare to block my attack?"
I show swedge987654321 the horrors of mad science, eldritch machinery tormenting his body and mind, feed him ominous pills and teach him despair, lowering his sanity considerably and damaging him a bit.

INVENTORY

=[IT'S DOME TIME]=

=[50 / 50]= LORD DOME -> EXPENDED!

The ground shakes.
The players on the battlefield stop fighting, and look around.
And then, the ground splits open.
Lord Dome has awoken.



[H BOSS] Lord Dome
(Twin, you got the stats.)