Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 4/6
DONE Dark Matter > Coarse
NEW Corn Syrup > Coarse
NEW Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = ??? 3/??
I spray some BARBASOL on swedge, and then toss a match at him! And then fire 20 rounds from the DOOMBRINGER at him!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 0/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
>use magic window, use white magic window, forward 1/2, turn right, forward
As for Flare Flames's Antilog:
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Use magic window
You stare into the nearby magic window. When you step back, you find yourself in a completely new area.
You are in a small plus-shaped room. At each end of the room, there is a magic window. There are also small glass alcoves in the walls with magic windows as well. Each magic window and its immediate surroundings is colored. Counting yours, there are 8 windows in the room.
The window in front of you is pink. Going clockwise, the other colors are red, yellow, green, black, white, cyan, blue, and purple. You used the black one to get here.
You have a lot of options here.
> Use white magic window
You step behind the white magic window and stare into it. When you step out, you are in the blue area of the previous room you were in.
> Forward 1/2
You take a small step forward. The path ahead is directly to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. The path is now in your view.
> Forward
You walk along the path. Up ahead is a small glass chamber inside a larger room. The entrance to the chamber is up ahead. Both the chamber and the room are filled with patterns. There is a small circle in one end of the chamber. The ceiling and floor of the chamber are solid black.
You haven't seen that black object in a while. It's far ahead of you. Or maybe you only see when it wants you to. It's like a ghost.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Shl'oassa'l sa's ea'ash ca belah nesa'ashr sa's organsa'zatsa'on.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
+1 to Talist and Leon.
I do something beyond the portal.
Erelye: Roll Eightfold Lovecraftia at Monolith. Augment them with the cracked skull of Asenath. Afterwards, I toss the skull away, and wash my hands. I do not want her soul to possess me, nor Derby's, no matter how good he was, nor how evil Asenath was.
Just allow me to reinstate the wards. Okay! So, ummm... was this done on purpose? Intentional? No. Intentional? You're missing half of it. *sigh* Right. Sorry. Concentrate.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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Is anyone else having their private messages fail to update? I mean, I can still get them, but the notification thing in the Curse toolbar seems to be broken.
Black 6/11
Vehicle 2/?
RPLS-SH 3/50
I finally respawn in the Nether, and immediately start spamming quantumarcanevoidparticle beams at anything that looks angry!
twin, you missed my thing last round. It is only possible to summon two time clones at a time with Uranium's Umbrage.
I finish the Riptide
7/10 for Sapphire Sol
I finish Ultimatum
28/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack
Heh. Guess I'll have to play this differently.
piono whips out another potion, and drinks an extended splash potion of rejuventation, greatly increasing his hit chance and giving him auto-minicrits for three rounds.
Now then, Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray n' Pray!!!
With that, piono whips out the newly finished Ultimatum. The ultimate gun of delivering death. Now, in addition to all the seven types of ammo of the Penultimatum, the Ultimatum itself also fires mini-nukes.
Now, piono hasn't upgraded all of his ammo types yet, but boolits replacing bullets still makes life slightly more unpleasant for everyone else.
And by everyone else, I mean Robomonkey. Pabu especially, as he is at the epicenter of the massive explosion of bullets.
In the Nether, Phobos slams King of the Hill into the ground, unleashing a wave of earth that deals damage to a bunch of random nether enemies and stuns a bunch as well.
Also, I want to try out a couple of alchemiter codes:
8HehheH8
Dimentio
Ragnarok
Doomsday
The11End
ShAtTeRs
88ball88
Raptured
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Plus one to Nimble and Leon.
Erelye: Use Canned Original Attack on Monolith.
They're everywhere! RUN!
Mind Spiders. Hold on...
Shadow Corruption: 17%
Do something! It's spreading!
A mysterious fog comes out of nothing. Something stirs in the fog...
Perfect. The ward is not working! THEN JUMP INTO THE BATHHOUSE!!! Very well!
I dodge the mass of Mind Spiders and Eldritch Guardians, and rush down to the bathhouse, jumping in, not bothering to derobe myself. Alas! I shall still have to slay them all.
How did you say it? More Oitches! No, you fool! [REDACTED] Chthonic Eldar. Language. It really is not that hard to speak. Whatever.
At my statement, the Eldritch creatures vanish, as if it were some form of command. Odd, as that never worked before.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The Riptide OR lake 1/10
8/10 for Sapphire Sol
boolit AND recursive bullet AND shotgun shell 1/?(basically makes a bullet that has piercing, makes more bullets, and makes a big hole as well as a deep one)
29/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for charged attack
piono finishes his massive attack, then plunges his hands into the earth, and suddenly, entire sections of the ground rise up and crush Pabu and a few other random Robomonkeys.
Phobos continues his massive earth wave assault on the enemy nether forces.
Welp. So at the very least that I understand, THE EMPLOYER is the bigger bad and the Godmodder dies at the EOA4. And all three planets are dying.
WELP.
Blue Generic Alchemiter && alCHEMISTRY-inator = Blue .JPEGNERIC ALCHEMITER
Just because.
Punch Designix 10/15
Chemotherapy 6/11
Fluorite Octet >==< Blue .JPEGNERIC ALCHEMITER == BLUE FLOUR-IT OcTET
I roll my Combatdice of Zillywen, targeting SERIOUS-BUSINESS. " Why so serious?"
4-7-1-5-7-3-5-3
BLU (teem 4tress20) alchMeeMter: The most horribly drawn, .jpeg'd Alchemiter you have ever seen in your life, but now it is blue.
Flourite Octet >==< alchMeeMter = he DICESCTATION oCTAGONApuspuspus
DICESTACTION OCTAGONAPUS: I'm just gonna type it how it should be typed. A set of eight dice, horribly .jpeg'd beyond belief. I'm not sure you should even see what its attacks would be.
A giant meteor descends from the sky, heading towards SERIOUS-BUSINESS! However, an inch from attacking him, it dissolves into candy! ...Huh.
WHO THE $2amp;&&&+!$2amp;+!&&$ $++_==__--__$####&&#;((((-++==$:__!!!_//$__$__$2amp;&_$;;[email protected]@! LET HIM HIRE OUR MEMBERS?! WHOEVER THAT IS, YOU'RE ON JANITORIAL DUTY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
*Kelem terminates all contracts the Godmodder has with the IDMG!*
*Kelem redeploys all affected magi to the aid of the AGs!*
Also: IDMG contracts state that no IDMG members can attack other IDMG members. Since people don't READ these contracts, the IDMG teaches everyone Feign Death, to be used in event of a combat situation. Thus no Technomancers have died. And now there are more AG magi.
((You kind of invited that one. There were several ways around that did not involve more magi.))
Alchemy: Fluorite Octet && Chaos Pearl && 20d20 1/??
He has his own cult of Technomancers completely separate from yours!
Alchemizing a 20d20 with ANYTHING would probably make it over Level 10.
Hah! You failed Lord! I kick citric in the... well, you know. I also vote for Pabu to use his special move.
GRRRRR..... *TYPES IN MULTIPLE W()RDS: ENDERMAN, enderman, herobrin, HEROBRIN. I NEED S()METHING G()()D!!!!!!!! IF I D()N'T GET S()METHING USEFUL, I KICK VAP()RE()N T() THE SUN. IT THEN LANDS ()N THE BLACK M()N()LITH.
General 1: 34/40
General 2: 34/40
Parasites: 33/50
Minecraft avatars don't have reproductive systems!
+1 Vote!
Perhaps I should tell you something. 99.999999% of all alchemiter codes AREN'T THEMED. They are random strings of characters, and the fact that one could be a phrase AT ALL is mind-boggling given the statistics. And even if it is, the wepaon's name will almost always be not indicative of its use. So typing in "ENDERMAN" won't give you something relating to the End.
(I know I've done that in previous turns, but I've thought about it and realized it should be done.)
Vaporeon ends up orbiting Minecraftia! The Godmodder teleports it back onto the Battlefield harmlessly. The kick dealt 4,000 damage though.
1/5 P Structure
7/10 Altar of Energy
3/11 Lunacy
5/9 Quantum Octave
4/6 The Sunspot
Mwhahahaha the Altar is nearly complete, once I'm done with it, everyone else can use it. Until then...
Well now that you all hat me for that, here is the real reason you should hate me: /seminull
I send the following message to the Godmodder, then immediately disable take out my computer's outernet drive and turn it off. Begin spoiler-based warfare!
While the Godmodder is distracted, the 901 cat's respawn and maul the Godmodder.
Maybe you missed my earlier post, but I SPECIFIED that you should NEVER put spoilers in your posts anymore, thanks to a bug in the editor. Therefore, your entire spoiler attack does not go through.
"Sorry guys, took me a little while, ended up having to run my camera account on a different monitor."
"Guess I don't get the APAWA back just yet. Damn guy... Welp, good thing I still have these Uberplayer abilities for no good reason."
*Gets out PDA*
*Calls in orbital supply drop from the Manufactory*
I get on some specially designed thaumotechnical engineer's light power armor from when I got bored during Thaumcraft research, summon a version of my Handrailmagnum, Monochrome Sword, and the Chthulian Octave from somewhere, and head out, I have some stuff to get back to.
I roll the Chthulian Octave!
Black 5/11
Monochromium Reactor -c Neo-Soviet Combat Orbiter Parts 1/?
RPLS-SH 2/50
{Like my new avatar? I feel it gets the point across much better than any of the others I've used.}
2-5-6-1-7-6-2-2
A FRIGHTENING BEAST appears! However, it promptly turns around from the enemy and deals 5,000 damage to Teleglitch Guy!
I used the pumpkin in my inventory to attack the teleglitch guy, discarding the pumpkin along the way. Im not sure, did i obtain the Regnum Dei? And what is it? Some super ultra comfy chair, too comfy for this world? xD
What level is the limbo shard?
Limbo Shard && Redstone Dust 1/?
Yellow && Cyan && Green && Silver && Red && Blue && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level 10: 7/11)
Crafting Missle-Mecha 10/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
Attacking some random PG with the oblivion autobow!
I'm pretty sure that you have never had a pumpkin in your inventory at any point in this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure there isn't such a THING as a pumpkin in this game! I don't think it's ever been made!
Regnum Dei was a throne that was made for me when I was an entity on the Battlefield back in Act 2. ...It was used by my brother. I don't prefer to talk about it.
Okay... Since players have large resistance to alchemies...
Plan: 1/10
Anyways...
SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory 1/??
If it's not possible...
(SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory && Blue Generic Object) >Fine
All will be revealed as soon as this weapon is actually made.
...Which I suppose could be right now. Basically, this is what I'm hoping to be a gun that can abuse alchemy more than I've been trying to so far. It can take all three of my alchemy slots up to raise a projectile I'm firing's level three times. So if I loaded level 7 ammo in, it would turn into level 10 ammo by the time it exits the barrel or whatever.
Chemotherapy 7/11
Punch Designix 11/15
By the way Granger, Regnum Dei is both an incredibly powerful chair and a traumatic memory for Twin.
SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory = The Clockwork Contrivance (Level 20: 1/21)
SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory && Blue Generic Object = Blue Generic Autobow
Blue Generic Autobow > Fine = Autobow
HA! I told you alchemy works in mysterious ways! You ended up making a stock Autobow.
AUTOBOW: A crossbow with machine gun barrels nailed onto its bottom. The two are connected by a metal chassis. Nearly any ammo can be inputted into the chassis, which can be fired out of the barrels.
I approach Pabu and bow my head to him. I use the staff of Ysera to infuse his next attack with emerald flames.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of smellspell O0O potion of rejuvenation (positive) = potion of critmist done
+1 potion of critmist
Redbling war chopper ~c carbon nano gel = carbon crusher. Done (better make it a good one then.)
Alchemy Emporium:
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 26$ _ Wilson's stamina: 29/50 Wilson's stamina B: 29/50 (+2 from me, +2 I missed from Ereyle, +2 from Aegis) ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Potion of critmist x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Ky4ne, sorry, but that's not how wealth works. It isn't in dollars, euros, pesos, yin, or any other kind of actual currency. It is in charges. That wealth counter doesn't actually do anything other than be a running tally of the total value of all goods Wilson has sold. So you can't just randomly give him 20$, you would have to boost his charges 20 times.
fseftr, kinda same thing. You wouldn't get anything by charging Wilson 26 wealth because it doesn't mean anything. Although, it doesn't actually matter too much wether Wilson gets to Earth or not. I have a few different endings planned based on wether he escapes or not and how much wealth he has at the end, but they are pretty much the same.
Wilson couldn't find much information on who the Operator was. In fact, it seemed rare for people to even be able to see it. His random scrolling eventually took him to a page called Twitch, which was one of the strangest things he had ever experienced. Being able to see the world from someone else's eyes was very disconcerting.
Pabu's attack this turn will crit!
POTION OF CRITMIST: On use, will raise the attack power of the drinker. Better used as a Splash Potion. One-use item.
CARBON CRUSHER: A modified warchopper made completely out of carbon nanogel, the strongest material known to alchemy as of yet. Resistant to nearly all ammo.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 21/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 21/25
+1 to Talist and Leon.
Assuredly, this Voidmetal Spaceship is operational.
I boot up my ~ATH Computer.
Afterwards, I copy down the "mysteriously edited" program, and send it to U1 in the past. Why? Stable time loops.
I walk up to Pabu and ask who he is. I am no godmodder, for I do not automatically know who he is. That, and I never actually spoke to anybody of the Robomonkey faction. That is assuming he will not attempt to murder me.
Erelye: Roll Eightfold Lovecraftia once more at Monolith.
Nether/Alternia: I wait ever so slightly more for the EoTB. By that, I mean either next post, or the end of the turn.
So, do you think you can stop the infection before it kills us? I thin-
You feel oddly drained...
Flux Phage. Oh m- Shadow Corruption: 13%
I see. Mental alteration and Warp seem to make it more... eager, as if it could seep through our mental... scotches. This also means that my obscenely powerful Prototype Anti-Warp charms and wards have wore off. Good. They work. I mean, we have the highest amount Warp possible in we mere mortals. So much for slowly-spreading. Ha ha. Hee hee. Hoo hoo. Sorry. Yeah! Like I was saying, do you know what's going to happen when it's complete? No, though I suspect it shall utterly annihilate one or both of us. Ummm... Sounds... pleasant...? Indeed. That's not creepy at all. L'oa on'sor harai jois oiche j'l'oa slavhreenur. ...Uhh......Hello? Are you still with me? Was I gone? Nope. Well, yes. Do you-are you okay? Allow me to assess the situation. Nightmarish insomnia, check. Vital signs, check. Mental stability, check. High Warp, check. Mental faculties, check. It all seems to be present. You're not the real Erelye! Pardon me, but what did you just say? *lol* *sigh* Come on, Ere. Don't tell me you can't take a joke. Ha. Is that good enough? You sound like you're chronically depressed, or being sarcastic again. Or both.
You can stop speaking in Eldritch now.
Yes it is.
Okay...
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: You don't remember me? Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I was the leader of the rebellion against the Homestuck Invasion. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: ...Although it just occured to me that you're probably talking about who I am behind the monitor. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Well... I'm just a guy who likes games, you know? Especially games where I have the freedom to do whatever I want. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Minecraft offered that. And then this Godmodder comes, stomping around in our sandbox. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I bet you that if he took a step back, and saw how people could make great things from this game... Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: He'd be hesitant to destroy it. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: But anyways... When he came, all that freedom was gone. We were all booted here. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: So I adapted. I made some friends. Started a faction. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: And we became heroes... Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Other than that, I haven't really done much. Lived my life, graduated college... Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: And now I'm here, in this digital minefield. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Dimentio, when he was with us... He told me that this had all been repeated before. And yet my faction was destined to play a part in this war. Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I guess I'm just playing my part.
7-3-2-6-6-8-6-6
A ridiculous hat appears on the Black Monolith! However, the hat then opens unforeseen eyes and a mouth! Its tongue turns into a life-size rendition of Fluthlu, which opens its many mouths to fire an eldritch laser beam, dealing 10,000 damage!
Mr. Blobby: Mind Control KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI to love Mr. Bobby back. (His influence will spread across the land!~)
Raise all my charges and duplicate 3 holy mackerel piles.
Leonstar1: Whoops, wrong temple...
???: Nooooooooooo.... Waittttttttttttt.......
A ragged old man comes out from the temple.
???: The rose....
Leonstar1: Yes, a rose! What do you know of it?
The old man holds out his hand and in it is a potted pristine rose...
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: you fool!!!!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: i've been possessed by lord english HIMSELF!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: you think i'll succumb to you after having gone through that? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: i don't THINK SO!!! >:-D
The man promptly dies of cardiac arrest. The pot falls out of his hands and onto the brittle ground, weathered from centuries of erosion. The ground cracks and the entire temple falls into a ravine. The pot burns up in an underground lava pool.
You raise up Atheist's Grip and proceed to show the believers of Notch the error of their ways! Initiating a righteous aggression, you slice clean through Kennydies42, using the various aspects of your blade to channel a devastating elemental beam directly at him. Kennydies42 killed!
Limbo Shard && Redstone Dust 2/?
Yellow && Cyan && Green && Silver && Red && Blue && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level 10: 8/11)
Crafting Missle-Mecha 11/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 3/6
NEW Dark Matter > Coarse
NEW Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = ??? 2/??
HMAS Alex attacks the Sacrificial Lamb.
The warbase troops attack Vaporeon.
I attack SERIOUS-BUSINESS with the QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY ATTACK, inflicting 2 bad status effects onto him along with dealing damage.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 0/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
I type EXCALIBR into the alchemiter. I then sic the KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE on the Godmodder.
I TYPE BAHAMUTT INT() THE ALCHEMITER. A SWARM ()F SKEETERS CARRY ()FF FLARE()N.
General 1: 36/40
General 2: 36/40
Parasites: 35/50
The Godmodder chases them away by telling them of a quest they can be a part of on the other side of the world! They dig straight down and... well, you know where this goes.
I utilize BATTLE TECHNIQUE: CHAIR CRACKER on Judasx2x.
> IRECREEPER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHAIR CRACKER
You materialize a few dozen steel chairs and proceed to run towards Judasx2x! You then smash them all on his head! They all crack into splinters, which embed themselves in his hands, inflicting MASSIVE DAMAGE! The splinters are actually what caused most of the damage here... 6,000 damage!
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 4/6
DONE Dark Matter > Coarse
NEW Corn Syrup > Coarse
NEW Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = ??? 3/??
I spray some BARBASOL on swedge, and then toss a match at him! And then fire 20 rounds from the DOOMBRINGER at him!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 0/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
Shl'oassa'l sa's ea'ash ca belah nesa'ashr sa's organsa'zatsa'on.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
+1 to Talist and Leon.
I do something beyond the portal.
Erelye: Roll Eightfold Lovecraftia at Monolith. Augment them with the cracked skull of Asenath. Afterwards, I toss the skull away, and wash my hands. I do not want her soul to possess me, nor Derby's, no matter how good he was, nor how evil Asenath was.
Just allow me to reinstate the wards. Okay! So, ummm... was this done on purpose? Intentional? No. Intentional? You're missing half of it. *sigh* Right. Sorry. Concentrate.
Okay.
5-2-2-1-7-6-3-3
A giant skull materalizes, and fires multitudes of weasels at the Monolith! ELDRITCH WEASELS. 6,000 damage!
Is anyone else having their private messages fail to update? I mean, I can still get them, but the notification thing in the Curse toolbar seems to be broken.
twin, you missed my thing last round. It is only possible to summon two time clones at a time with Uranium's Umbrage.
I finish the Riptide
7/10 for Sapphire Sol
I finish Ultimatum
28/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack
Heh. Guess I'll have to play this differently.
piono whips out another potion, and drinks an extended splash potion of rejuventation, greatly increasing his hit chance and giving him auto-minicrits for three rounds.
Now then, Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray n' Pray!!!
With that, piono whips out the newly finished Ultimatum. The ultimate gun of delivering death. Now, in addition to all the seven types of ammo of the Penultimatum, the Ultimatum itself also fires mini-nukes.
Now, piono hasn't upgraded all of his ammo types yet, but boolits replacing bullets still makes life slightly more unpleasant for everyone else.
And by everyone else, I mean Robomonkey. Pabu especially, as he is at the epicenter of the massive explosion of bullets.
In the Nether, Phobos slams King of the Hill into the ground, unleashing a wave of earth that deals damage to a bunch of random nether enemies and stuns a bunch as well.
Also, I want to try out a couple of alchemiter codes:
8HehheH8
Dimentio
Ragnarok
Doomsday
The11End
ShAtTeRs
88ball88
Raptured
Not if your time-clones summon time-clones! Okay.
ULTIMATUM: The gun.
THE RIPTIDE: A modified version of The Extinguisher. The spear is now made from pure water. It controls the tides itself...
> AC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 2 PLAY 'EM OFF - SPRAY 'N PRAY
You take out Ultimatum, shut your eyes, and hope for the best. An all-encompassing cacophony of ammunitions firing sounds across the server. When you open your eyes, the ground near you has been reduced to rubble. 7,000 damage to Pabu! 5,000 damage to delirious_biznasty!
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Plus one to Nimble and Leon.
Erelye: Use Canned Original Attack on Monolith.
They're everywhere! RUN!
Mind Spiders. Hold on...
Shadow Corruption: 17%
Do something! It's spreading!
A mysterious fog comes out of nothing. Something stirs in the fog...
Perfect. The ward is not working! THEN JUMP INTO THE BATHHOUSE!!! Very well!
I dodge the mass of Mind Spiders and Eldritch Guardians, and rush down to the bathhouse, jumping in, not bothering to derobe myself. Alas! I shall still have to slay them all.
How did you say it? More Oitches! No, you fool! [REDACTED] Chthonic Eldar. Language. It really is not that hard to speak. Whatever.
At my statement, the Eldritch creatures vanish, as if it were some form of command. Odd, as that never worked before.
The Riptide OR lake 1/10
8/10 for Sapphire Sol
boolit AND recursive bullet AND shotgun shell 1/?(basically makes a bullet that has piercing, makes more bullets, and makes a big hole as well as a deep one)
29/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for charged attack
piono finishes his massive attack, then plunges his hands into the earth, and suddenly, entire sections of the ground rise up and crush Pabu and a few other random Robomonkeys.
Phobos continues his massive earth wave assault on the enemy nether forces.
Pabu killed! 2,000 damage to KNIGHTS and delirious_biznasty!
Mr. Blobby attempts to hug KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI, but he counters with his LV. 413 EYETECH: ENGLISH EYES! In other words, the most DISCONCERTING OGLE OF ALL TIME. Mr. Blobby had no hope of beating KNIGHTS in a stare-off! He is SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS! The Godmodder steps in front of Mr. Blobby, snaps his fingers, and his AMB-Machine goes into effect, giving Mr. Blobby a health bar! Take it down!
Flareon appears to be done with its preaching... Vaporeon attempts to attack it, but cannot! The Eldan Terraformer deals 5,000 damage to Teleglitch Guy! The Warbase Troops deal 5,000 damage to Vaporeon! HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to the Sacrificial Lamb!
Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to the HMAS Ultramarine! The Brain of Cthulu deals 2,500 damage to the Sacrifical Lamb! Teleglitch Guy deals 3,000 damage to Mr. Blobby! CD remains idle... Robomonkey kills Judasx2x and SERIOUS-BUSINESS! Pabu is on his last legs... His teammates rally around him. Vote for his special attack! Fast!
The Godmodder barks orders at his troops! He points his finger at the Sacrificial Lamb, then slices his hand across his neck! All his troops deal 20,000 damage to the Lamb! He kills Teleglitch Guy, the remaining Creepers, and throws his Banhammer with decisive action at the Microsoft Warbase, killing all Troops! Lastly, he deals 6,500 damage to the Sacrifical Lamb.
You manage to make a small dent in the Nether forces, but there are too many! The Eiffel Tower deals 5,000 damage to the Ghast! The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze! The Nether Troops deal 10,000 damage to the Eiffel Tower and 9,000 damage to fseftr!
*Kelem addresses the Council briefly* A person has been recruiting a...cult...for nefarious ends, and abusing magic to do so. Immediate action is required. All in favor? *100% vote in favor, as they all have been watching the events unfold since the Earth trip*
Let us begin.
*A full set of every magical booster apparatus ever that works is carried in and distributed amongst the assembled magi* *Each magus inscribes a Rune of Power to boost their capabilities to their limits*
*the entirety of the Council, and all the magi in the Council's world, join in one massive caster link*
Legendary^2 Mass Teleport Other.
*the Godmodder's mage cult vanishes and reappears in individual cells that counter all magic and are completely sealed!*
Legendary^2 Thaumic Strike.
*The Godmodder is struck with a massively overpowered bolt of pure thaumic energy!* *if it does damage all mana-based thaumic attacks are less powerful for this turn* ((Erelye is safe, he's using Aspects and stuff, not mana.))
I hereby adjourn this emergency session of the Interdimensional Mage's Guild Council.
*The Council departs, pretty much drained for a few turns*
That...was saddening to see. *Kelem returns to the sickbay, where the Technomancers are being healed*...We should have seen that coming, sent more, sent defenses, something...But as that failed, we will avenge you.
Vote for Pabu attack.
Epic Energy Shell over Pabu to save him in time for the special attack to go through. What. Was. That. Thing. *there is a giant thaumactive crater where the Godmodder is standing* *the sheer amount of magic expended makes things change and drastically lowers the reality quotient* *random effects on things in the crater, and as per Pratchettensian logic they're almost exclusively detrimental to those affected. It is a 999,431:1 chance that something beneficial will happen at all, and a ((10^10^10^10^10^10) - 7):1 chance that it will happen to a player. Multiply by 0 for the probability that it will be the Godmodder. ((In short, not gonna happen.))
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
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The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
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Can I at least know what the codes would get?
I SPIN-KICK Mr. Blobby in the face!
I PERF()RM FAULTY BRAIN SURGERY ()N THE BRAIN ()F CTHULHU.
General 1: 37/40
General 2: 37/40
Parasites: 36/50
Leon. I heard you're looking for the rose? How about I show you something. I gurrantee you will find a rose where I'll take you. The question is, do you accept?
And twin, I responded to your message a little while ago, it seems the PM notifications are busted now.
2/10 for the Ocean Floor
2/8 for the Omega Bullet
9/10 for Sapphire Sol
30/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
7/15 for charged attack
Oh no you don't... I think its about time I got SOMETHING I wanted without weaseling behind everyone's backs.
Piono seems to rush at Pabu, everyone moves to block him, but a loud SSSHHSHKKK is heard.
Pabu looks down, at Ircucvci, slid into his chest from the ground through gratuitous abuse of earth magic.
As everyone whips around to see what's happened to Pabu, piono whips out the Emerald Nova, even from its space in Phobos's inventory. Gun shots are heard in large amounts, and the entire clip from the Emerald Nova slams into Pabu.
(Well, hopefully that did it. I'm very proud of myself, I think I MIGHT have just managed to kill a player before their special attack could be used. Quite the accomplishment actually.)
Phobos uses Battle Technique: Grip of Darkness Lvl2: Shadow wave!
The aura of Phobos solidifies around him once again. This time, it starts out as a massive hand. It waves at all of the nether troops, who are not fooled by this seeming act of friendliness, even they are smart enough to keep on their guard.
But they guard against the wrong source, because as soon as they let their guard down a massive rolling wave of shadow spikes impales all of the zombie pigmen.
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 5/6
Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = Quantum Catastrophe 5/11
NEW Pure Void Energy && Pumpkin && Doombringer && Enderbox Gamma = ??? 1/??
The HMAS Alex fires at Mr. Blobby!
I smash the ELDAN TERRAFORMER with the STEAMHAMMER!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 1/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
=[44 / 50]= GET READY
I utilize BATTLE TECHNIQUE: CHAIR CRACKER on Judasx2x.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 33/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 27/40
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 4/6
DONE Dark Matter > Coarse
NEW Corn Syrup > Coarse
NEW Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = ??? 3/??
I spray some BARBASOL on swedge, and then toss a match at him! And then fire 20 rounds from the DOOMBRINGER at him!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 0/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
As for Flare Flames's Antilog:
> Use magic window
You stare into the nearby magic window. When you step back, you find yourself in a completely new area.
You are in a small plus-shaped room. At each end of the room, there is a magic window. There are also small glass alcoves in the walls with magic windows as well. Each magic window and its immediate surroundings is colored. Counting yours, there are 8 windows in the room.
The window in front of you is pink. Going clockwise, the other colors are red, yellow, green, black, white, cyan, blue, and purple. You used the black one to get here.
You have a lot of options here.
> Use white magic window
You step behind the white magic window and stare into it. When you step out, you are in the blue area of the previous room you were in.
> Forward 1/2
You take a small step forward. The path ahead is directly to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. The path is now in your view.
> Forward
You walk along the path. Up ahead is a small glass chamber inside a larger room. The entrance to the chamber is up ahead. Both the chamber and the room are filled with patterns. There is a small circle in one end of the chamber. The ceiling and floor of the chamber are solid black.
You haven't seen that black object in a while. It's far ahead of you. Or maybe you only see when it wants you to. It's like a ghost.
A Black Ghost.
What will you do now?
> ...
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 22/25
+1 to Talist and Leon.
I do something beyond the portal.
Erelye: Roll Eightfold Lovecraftia at Monolith. Augment them with the cracked skull of Asenath. Afterwards, I toss the skull away, and wash my hands. I do not want her soul to possess me, nor Derby's, no matter how good he was, nor how evil Asenath was.
Just allow me to reinstate the wards.
Okay! So, ummm... was this done on purpose?
Intentional? No.
Intentional? You're missing half of it.
*sigh*
Right. Sorry. Concentrate.
Attack the Black monolith with a heavy blow from Excaliburn! Summon an ape to touch the monolith
Eat Cake!
Boost ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 33/50
Black 6/11
Vehicle 2/?
RPLS-SH 3/50
I finally respawn in the Nether, and immediately start spamming quantumarcanevoidparticle beams at anything that looks angry!
{Anti-twinja unexpanded-upon post.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
TO THE FORGE!!!!!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
{/sarcasm}
In all seriousness, we can survive a few missed updates, don't stress out any more than you are already.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I finish the Riptide
7/10 for Sapphire Sol
I finish Ultimatum
28/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack
Heh. Guess I'll have to play this differently.
piono whips out another potion, and drinks an extended splash potion of rejuventation, greatly increasing his hit chance and giving him auto-minicrits for three rounds.
Now then, Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray n' Pray!!!
With that, piono whips out the newly finished Ultimatum. The ultimate gun of delivering death. Now, in addition to all the seven types of ammo of the Penultimatum, the Ultimatum itself also fires mini-nukes.
Now, piono hasn't upgraded all of his ammo types yet, but boolits replacing bullets still makes life slightly more unpleasant for everyone else.
And by everyone else, I mean Robomonkey. Pabu especially, as he is at the epicenter of the massive explosion of bullets.
In the Nether, Phobos slams King of the Hill into the ground, unleashing a wave of earth that deals damage to a bunch of random nether enemies and stuns a bunch as well.
Also, I want to try out a couple of alchemiter codes:
8HehheH8
Dimentio
Ragnarok
Doomsday
The11End
ShAtTeRs
88ball88
Raptured
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Yeah... Actually there isn't a lot of posts. I'm going to do it.
((Just have to... squeeze one more in. Sorry.))
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 23/25
Plus one to Nimble and Leon.
Erelye: Use Canned Original Attack on Monolith.
They're everywhere! RUN!
Mind Spiders. Hold on...
Shadow Corruption: 17%
Do something! It's spreading!
A mysterious fog comes out of nothing. Something stirs in the fog...
Perfect. The ward is not working!
THEN JUMP INTO THE BATHHOUSE!!!
Very well!
I dodge the mass of Mind Spiders and Eldritch Guardians, and rush down to the bathhouse, jumping in, not bothering to derobe myself. Alas! I shall still have to slay them all.
How did you say it? More Oitches!
No, you fool!
[REDACTED] Chthonic Eldar.
Language. It really is not that hard to speak.
Whatever.
At my statement, the Eldritch creatures vanish, as if it were some form of command. Odd, as that never worked before.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
8/10 for Sapphire Sol
boolit AND recursive bullet AND shotgun shell 1/?(basically makes a bullet that has piercing, makes more bullets, and makes a big hole as well as a deep one)
29/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for charged attack
piono finishes his massive attack, then plunges his hands into the earth, and suddenly, entire sections of the ground rise up and crush Pabu and a few other random Robomonkeys.
Phobos continues his massive earth wave assault on the enemy nether forces.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Blue Generic Alchemiter && alCHEMISTRY-inator = BLU (teem 4tress20) alchMeeMter (Level 0: 1/1)
BLU (teem 4tress20) alchMeeMter: The most horribly drawn, .jpeg'd Alchemiter you have ever seen in your life, but now it is blue.
Flourite Octet >==< alchMeeMter = he DICESCTATION oCTAGONApuspuspus
DICESTACTION OCTAGONAPUS: I'm just gonna type it how it should be typed. A set of eight dice, horribly .jpeg'd beyond belief. I'm not sure you should even see what its attacks would be.
A giant meteor descends from the sky, heading towards SERIOUS-BUSINESS! However, an inch from attacking him, it dissolves into candy! ...Huh.
He has his own cult of Technomancers completely separate from yours!
Alchemizing a 20d20 with ANYTHING would probably make it over Level 10.
Minecraft avatars don't have reproductive systems!
+1 Vote!
Perhaps I should tell you something. 99.999999% of all alchemiter codes AREN'T THEMED. They are random strings of characters, and the fact that one could be a phrase AT ALL is mind-boggling given the statistics. And even if it is, the wepaon's name will almost always be not indicative of its use. So typing in "ENDERMAN" won't give you something relating to the End.
(I know I've done that in previous turns, but I've thought about it and realized it should be done.)
Vaporeon ends up orbiting Minecraftia! The Godmodder teleports it back onto the Battlefield harmlessly. The kick dealt 4,000 damage though.
Maybe you missed my earlier post, but I SPECIFIED that you should NEVER put spoilers in your posts anymore, thanks to a bug in the editor. Therefore, your entire spoiler attack does not go through.
2-5-6-1-7-6-2-2
A FRIGHTENING BEAST appears! However, it promptly turns around from the enemy and deals 5,000 damage to Teleglitch Guy!
Monochromium Reactor -c Neo-Soviet Combat Orbiter Parts = S.S. Grayscale (1/4)
All Garage alchemies take 4 posts to make.
I'm pretty sure that you have never had a pumpkin in your inventory at any point in this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure there isn't such a THING as a pumpkin in this game! I don't think it's ever been made!
Regnum Dei was a throne that was made for me when I was an entity on the Battlefield back in Act 2. ...It was used by my brother. I don't prefer to talk about it.
Level 7, I suppose.
Limbo Shard && Redstone Dust = Antipolar Dust (Level 8: 1/9)
8,000 damage to the HMAS Ultramarine!
SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory = The Clockwork Contrivance (Level 20: 1/21)
SCP-914 && Weaponized Inventory && Blue Generic Object = Blue Generic Autobow
Blue Generic Autobow > Fine = Autobow
HA! I told you alchemy works in mysterious ways! You ended up making a stock Autobow.
AUTOBOW: A crossbow with machine gun barrels nailed onto its bottom. The two are connected by a metal chassis. Nearly any ammo can be inputted into the chassis, which can be fired out of the barrels.
Pabu's attack this turn will crit!
POTION OF CRITMIST: On use, will raise the attack power of the drinker. Better used as a Splash Potion. One-use item.
CARBON CRUSHER: A modified warchopper made completely out of carbon nanogel, the strongest material known to alchemy as of yet. Resistant to nearly all ammo.
You can stop speaking in Eldritch now.
Yes it is.
Okay...
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: You don't remember me?
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I was the leader of the rebellion against the Homestuck Invasion.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: ...Although it just occured to me that you're probably talking about who I am behind the monitor.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Well... I'm just a guy who likes games, you know? Especially games where I have the freedom to do whatever I want.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Minecraft offered that. And then this Godmodder comes, stomping around in our sandbox.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I bet you that if he took a step back, and saw how people could make great things from this game...
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: He'd be hesitant to destroy it.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: But anyways... When he came, all that freedom was gone. We were all booted here.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: So I adapted. I made some friends. Started a faction.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: And we became heroes...
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Other than that, I haven't really done much. Lived my life, graduated college...
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: And now I'm here, in this digital minefield.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Dimentio, when he was with us... He told me that this had all been repeated before. And yet my faction was destined to play a part in this war.
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: I guess I'm just playing my part.
7-3-2-6-6-8-6-6
A ridiculous hat appears on the Black Monolith! However, the hat then opens unforeseen eyes and a mouth! Its tongue turns into a life-size rendition of Fluthlu, which opens its many mouths to fire an eldritch laser beam, dealing 10,000 damage!
Judasx2x blocks all the shots with his own staff!
Iron Yoshi Armor > Fine = Diamond Yoshi Armor
DIAMOND YOSHI ARMOR: Self-explanatory.
+10,000 HP!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: you fool!!!!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: i've been possessed by lord english HIMSELF!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: you think i'll succumb to you after having gone through that?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [Robomonkey]: i don't THINK SO!!! >:-D
The man promptly dies of cardiac arrest. The pot falls out of his hands and onto the brittle ground, weathered from centuries of erosion. The ground cracks and the entire temple falls into a ravine. The pot burns up in an underground lava pool.
> THE_SERPENT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THEIST'S FOLLY
You raise up Atheist's Grip and proceed to show the believers of Notch the error of their ways! Initiating a righteous aggression, you slice clean through Kennydies42, using the various aspects of your blade to channel a devastating elemental beam directly at him. Kennydies42 killed!
Teleglitch Guy killed!
5,000 damage!
2,500 damage to citricsquid and SERIOUS-BUSINESS!
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 5 BLUE, BLUE: LAPIS UPRISE
10,000 damage to CD!
But Freddy Fazbear's isn't a zone anymore!
Dark Matter > Coarse = Pure Void Energy, Matter
Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = Quantum Catastrophe (Level 10: 2/11)
PURE VOID ENERGY: Energy ripped straight from the void.
MATTER: Some nondescript matter. Not quite perfectly generic, however.
SERIOUS-BUSINESS killed! He is now Burned and Poisoned!
The Godmodder chases them away by telling them of a quest they can be a part of on the other side of the world! They dig straight down and... well, you know where this goes.
Flareon flames his way out; he is invincible!
Welcome!
> IRECREEPER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CHAIR CRACKER
You materialize a few dozen steel chairs and proceed to run towards Judasx2x! You then smash them all on his head! They all crack into splinters, which embed themselves in his hands, inflicting MASSIVE DAMAGE! The splinters are actually what caused most of the damage here... 6,000 damage!
Corn Syrup > Coarse = Cornstarch, Sugar
CORNSTARCH: Yup.
SUGAR: Used in potions.
swedge987654321 foamed!
Okay.
5-2-2-1-7-6-3-3
A giant skull materalizes, and fires multitudes of weasels at the Monolith! ELDRITCH WEASELS. 6,000 damage!
5,000 damage! It's not that type of Monolith!
The cake is a lie! You die!
Mine are working fine...
Not if your time-clones summon time-clones!Okay.ULTIMATUM: The gun.
THE RIPTIDE: A modified version of The Extinguisher. The spear is now made from pure water. It controls the tides itself...
> AC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 2 PLAY 'EM OFF - SPRAY 'N PRAY
You take out Ultimatum, shut your eyes, and hope for the best. An all-encompassing cacophony of ammunitions firing sounds across the server. When you open your eyes, the ground near you has been reduced to rubble. 7,000 damage to Pabu! 5,000 damage to delirious_biznasty!
8,000 damage!
The Riptide || Lake = Ocean Floor (Level 9: 1/10)
Boolit && Recursive Bullet && Shotgun Shell = Omega Bullet (Level 7: 1/8)
Pabu killed! 2,000 damage to KNIGHTS and delirious_biznasty!
Mr. Blobby attempts to hug KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI, but he counters with his LV. 413 EYETECH: ENGLISH EYES! In other words, the most DISCONCERTING OGLE OF ALL TIME. Mr. Blobby had no hope of beating KNIGHTS in a stare-off! He is SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS! The Godmodder steps in front of Mr. Blobby, snaps his fingers, and his AMB-Machine goes into effect, giving Mr. Blobby a health bar! Take it down!
Flareon appears to be done with its preaching... Vaporeon attempts to attack it, but cannot! The Eldan Terraformer deals 5,000 damage to Teleglitch Guy! The Warbase Troops deal 5,000 damage to Vaporeon! HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to the Sacrificial Lamb!
Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to the HMAS Ultramarine! The Brain of Cthulu deals 2,500 damage to the Sacrifical Lamb! Teleglitch Guy deals 3,000 damage to Mr. Blobby! CD remains idle... Robomonkey kills Judasx2x and SERIOUS-BUSINESS! Pabu is on his last legs... His teammates rally around him. Vote for his special attack! Fast!
The Godmodder barks orders at his troops! He points his finger at the Sacrificial Lamb, then slices his hand across his neck! All his troops deal 20,000 damage to the Lamb! He kills Teleglitch Guy, the remaining Creepers, and throws his Banhammer with decisive action at the Microsoft Warbase, killing all Troops! Lastly, he deals 6,500 damage to the Sacrifical Lamb.
You manage to make a small dent in the Nether forces, but there are too many! The Eiffel Tower deals 5,000 damage to the Ghast! The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze! The Nether Troops deal 10,000 damage to the Eiffel Tower and 9,000 damage to fseftr!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 536,962/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Mr. Blobby: [H] HP: 147,000/150,000.
Flareon: [N] Preaching: IIII
Vaporeon: [N] HP: 30,816/40,000. Sanity: 98%.
Eldan Terraformer: [N] HP: 59,316/100,000.
Microsoft Warbase: [N] Corrupted Generator: 30,000/30,000. Corrupted XBONE Guards: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
HMAS Alex: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 339,000/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
Sawbuck: [AG]
Brain of Cthulu: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.
CD: [AG] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Pabu: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Undying Umbrage: IIII Sanity: 98%.
Kennydies42: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Maelstrom: IIII Sanity: 98%.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [PL] HP: 6,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Reverse English: IIII Sanity: 98%.
delirious_biznasty: [PL] HP: 3,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Demopan's Salute: IIII Sanity: 98%.
swedge987654321: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Brainspotting: IIII Sanity: 98%.
citricsquid: [PL] HP: 7,500/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Calamari: III Sanity: 98%.
SERIOUS-BUSINESS: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Auto-Pastry: III Burned: IIPoisoned: IISanity: 98%.
Judasx2x: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Crown of Thorns: III Sanity: 98%.
HMAS Ultramarine: [PG] HP: 52,566/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 18. AMB-Machine: 2/3.
The Nether:
Fortress Entrance~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Eiffel Tower: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. Allied with you.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x32.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x8.)
Ghast: [N] HP: 35,000/40,000.
Gargantuan Magma Cube: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 1: Wooden Sword. XP: 10,000/25,000.
PitTheAngel. [AG] Lv. 0.
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 3: Pearl Before Chaos. XP: 20,875/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE / TELESLASH
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 3: Chair Knight. XP: 7,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIR CRACKER / CHAIRSTORM
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: One-Sider. XP: 11,000/25,000.
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 3,400/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 9,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 3: Eagle-Eyed. XP: 30,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Dimentiosome: [AG] Lv. 0.
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 3: Tango Troop. XP: 14,425/35,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE / DINNERTIME
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 5: Occultist. XP: 8,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION] / COLD FRONT
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 3: Alchemy Boy. XP: 5,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 2: Bossmaster. XP: 10,000/30,000.
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 15,000/25,000.
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 6: Ideoque. XP: 27,500/75,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE] / COMPLEMENTARY / ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 3: Little Hydra. XP: 4,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 2: MeeM Novice. XP: 26,150/30,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 7,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 5: Crocker Commando. XP: 7,575/50,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY] / DOOMSDAY
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 1: Hidden. XP: 12,000/25,000.
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 5: Authority. XP: 11,000/50,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT N' SHOOT] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: ENCORE
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 6: Fifth Wall. XP: 44,100/75,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 3: Emerald Trader. XP: 16,525/35,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY / HAMMER TIME
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
*Kelem addresses the Council briefly* A person has been recruiting a...cult...for nefarious ends, and abusing magic to do so. Immediate action is required. All in favor? *100% vote in favor, as they all have been watching the events unfold since the Earth trip*
Let us begin.
*A full set of every magical booster apparatus ever that works is carried in and distributed amongst the assembled magi* *Each magus inscribes a Rune of Power to boost their capabilities to their limits*
*the entirety of the Council, and all the magi in the Council's world, join in one massive caster link*
Legendary^2 Mass Teleport Other.
*the Godmodder's mage cult vanishes and reappears in individual cells that counter all magic and are completely sealed!*
Legendary^2 Thaumic Strike.
*The Godmodder is struck with a massively overpowered bolt of pure thaumic energy!* *if it does damage all mana-based thaumic attacks are less powerful for this turn* ((Erelye is safe, he's using Aspects and stuff, not mana.))
I hereby adjourn this emergency session of the Interdimensional Mage's Guild Council.
*The Council departs, pretty much drained for a few turns*
That...was saddening to see. *Kelem returns to the sickbay, where the Technomancers are being healed*...We should have seen that coming, sent more, sent defenses, something...But as that failed, we will avenge you.
Vote for Pabu attack.
Epic Energy Shell over Pabu to save him in time for the special attack to go through.
What. Was. That. Thing.
*there is a giant thaumactive crater where the Godmodder is standing*
*the sheer amount of magic expended makes things change and drastically lowers the reality quotient*
*random effects on things in the crater, and as per Pratchettensian logic they're almost exclusively detrimental to those affected. It is a 999,431:1 chance that something beneficial will happen at all, and a ((10^10^10^10^10^10) - 7):1 chance that it will happen to a player. Multiply by 0 for the probability that it will be the Godmodder. ((In short, not gonna happen.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I SPIN-KICK Mr. Blobby in the face!
I PERF()RM FAULTY BRAIN SURGERY ()N THE BRAIN ()F CTHULHU.
General 1: 37/40
General 2: 37/40
Parasites: 36/50
Leon. I heard you're looking for the rose? How about I show you something. I gurrantee you will find a rose where I'll take you. The question is, do you accept?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
40/40 x1 Modpack's order, in limbo
19/50 HMAS Ship
17/50 x2 HMAS Ships
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Lapis uprise Pabu
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
I vote for all PG players.
HMAS Victor: Fire Ion Cannon at Pabu
HMAS Ultramarine: Only attack AGs, despite what the Godmodder says.
2/10 for the Ocean Floor
2/8 for the Omega Bullet
9/10 for Sapphire Sol
30/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
7/15 for charged attack
Oh no you don't... I think its about time I got SOMETHING I wanted without weaseling behind everyone's backs.
Piono seems to rush at Pabu, everyone moves to block him, but a loud SSSHHSHKKK is heard.
Pabu looks down, at Ircucvci, slid into his chest from the ground through gratuitous abuse of earth magic.
As everyone whips around to see what's happened to Pabu, piono whips out the Emerald Nova, even from its space in Phobos's inventory. Gun shots are heard in large amounts, and the entire clip from the Emerald Nova slams into Pabu.
(Well, hopefully that did it. I'm very proud of myself, I think I MIGHT have just managed to kill a player before their special attack could be used. Quite the accomplishment actually.)
Phobos uses Battle Technique: Grip of Darkness Lvl2: Shadow wave!
The aura of Phobos solidifies around him once again. This time, it starts out as a massive hand. It waves at all of the nether troops, who are not fooled by this seeming act of friendliness, even they are smart enough to keep on their guard.
But they guard against the wrong source, because as soon as they let their guard down a massive rolling wave of shadow spikes impales all of the zombie pigmen.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 35/50 (Boosted +1)
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 28/40
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = Black Hole Blade 5/6
Quantum Conundrum && Barbasol && Corn Syrup && Pumpkin = Quantum Catastrophe 5/11
NEW Pure Void Energy && Pumpkin && Doombringer && Enderbox Gamma = ??? 1/??
The HMAS Alex fires at Mr. Blobby!
I smash the ELDAN TERRAFORMER with the STEAMHAMMER!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 4/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 1/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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