The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Alchemy 2/11
I summon a pickaxe from nowhere, walk up to the Black Monolith, and begin attempting to cut bits off it with some of my hands, while firing the Handrailmagnum into the places previous attacks landed using others.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 8/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 8/11
BARBASOL > DIVIDER
THE PIGMEN ATTACK DIMENTIO!
THE WARBASE TROOPS ATTACK MR. BLOBBY!
I TOTALITY THE BLACK MONOLITH!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
EXITIUM
Well.
Combatdice of Zillywen 6/11 (assuming the alchemy continued)
Hmm...
But could I combine the Perfectly Generic Alchemiter into a gun or somehow turn it into one?
Also, expanding on your comment on Final Smash Balls, what happens if I alchemize one with Perfectly Generic Objects?
Perfectly Generic Bangun >Fine ;D
Also, I throw citricsquid at the Godmodder, reminding him of the time he was turned into a squid and giving him trauma!
BANGUN: A black-and-red gun. Capable of banning anyone who is shot by it. However, due to the mysterious properties of GodCraft, whether or not it works is debatable.
Instead of traumatizing the Godmodder, citricsquid instead reminds the Godmodder of how awesome it was to be a squid! He took down an entire tank while in that form... He reminiscences of the good old days. Before all this Homestuck crap and "story". What's this TwinBuilder guy trying to do anyway? Make this a "story?" Wel--
Just so everyone knows, Dimentio jumps back to the tvtropes session this round, so don't bother attacking him.
Oh fine, I'll just do The Polar Opposite OR blue fire AND dragonfire AND sun fire 1/10. It basically equates to the same thing.
2/8 for The Riptide (yeah, hard to confuse a sword for a spear. And the pen probably isn't long enough.)
5/11 for Ultimatum
22/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
14/15 for charged attack
Dimentio laughs at piono and everyone else assaulting him. Its been fun, but I have others to amuse.
Phobos finishes up Inferno with two things.
He starts with drawing the Emerald Nova... Wait what? How was the improbability drive using it when it was in Phobos's inventory the whole time? Weird. Anyway, he unloads the Emerald Nova into Inferno.
He then uses Battle Technique: Shadow's Grasp
Well whaddaya know, it seems that piono's associates gain abilities from piono leveling up, but them using their powers disable's piono's as well.
The aura of darkness that perpetually surrounds Phobos solidifies. It rushes forwards toward Inferno, and suddenly massive spikes of pure darkness thrust out of the ground impaling Inferno again and again, until the spikes hold him immobile. A massive hand of shadows erupts out of the ground, smashing Inferno in its fist, then depositing Inferno on the wall with large amounts of force, then punching him with enough force to shatter stone.
piono turns around to face the new threats.
Wonderful. Something else to screw things up.
At least it can't be as bad as dimentio.
piono draws Ircucvci, looks at Pabu, and steels his eyes.
This is for stealing my signature weapon!!!
He time-steps across the field, the next thing everyone knows, Pabu has been sliced clean in half.
The Polar Opposite || Blue Fire && Dragonfire && Sun Fire = Sapphire Sol (Level 9: 1/10)
You use the Emerald Nova on Inferno, dealing 20,000 damage! The Phoenix cannot attack this turn!
> PHOBOS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - SHADOW'S GRASP
Your perpetual aura of darkness soldifies, rushing towards Inferno. Suddenly, massive spikes of pure darkness thrust out of the ground impaling Inferno again and again, until the spikes hold him immobile. A massive hand of shadows erupts out of the ground, smashing Inferno in its fist, then deposits Inferno on the wall with large amounts of force and punches him with enough force to shatter stone.Inferno killed!
Phobos can use a Battle Technique, but if he uses one, you can't use one, and vice versa.
Pabu didn't steal your weapon! He took its schematics from the Alchemiter. But if you insist...
You time-step across the field, raising Ircucvci! When suddenly, you feel something strike your sword! Pabu, with reflexes no player should have, blocked your strike! It appears he can time-step too... The two of you are evenly matched!
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Hey, I know you... You were the player who nearly ruined the Scratch. And now, after all we've done for the server, you're gonna just turn on us? Huh. Well, if you say so!
Pabu surrounds you with time clones of himself and slices you to bits.
You know what, your comment on the previewing gave me an idea!
A wonderful, gamebreaking idea!
Not really.
Punch Desigix 1/Something, you decide
Allows people to alchemize using codes, like how codes worked in alchemy originally!
Combatdice of Zillywen 7/11
Bangun(lvl 1) && Smash Ball = Smashing Bangun? 1/11
While I'm at it, I point out the discrepancy between the Battlefield and the End of Turn Battle and use it to deal paradox damage to SERIOUS_BUSINESS/Dubstepper101, whichever his actual name is!
I also duplicate Gladius Dei and give it to Pabu! (They only had Level 5s, right? We came later with the Level Raiser, I'd think that would be the case.)
Alright... I was afraid it would come to this.
The Punch Desiginix will be used as an upgrade to the Alchemiter. Basically, what this does is that normally, when you previewed an item, you could only view it. Well, using this, you can input that item's code and actually alchemize it. It will take 15 posts to make.
What do you mean, the discrepancy between the Battlefield and the End of Turn Battle? If you're talking about the SERIOUS_BUSINESS/Dubstepper101 thing, let it be known that I decided to change his name upon summoning him. That's it.
So, um. Explanations for the actions that Twin canceled. The one time I've seen a Mole of Moles referred to, it meant sufficient moles to create either a layer of moles around the earth thicker than the atmosphere is now, or a planetoid larger than the moon composed entirely of moles.
As to the livestream, my actual character, as in the hypothetical human Controlling the minecraft Avatar, is not connected to the server currently, due to the whole "corruption" story section, leaving his Avatar and Tactical Advisory AI in control of the APAWA. That Tactical Advisory AI, H3r0br1n3, is making the connection to Twitch the other way, from inside Minecraft, as an attempt to communicate with the Controller, and will not therefore reveal the IP of the Controller.
>GAHMD IS FULLY OVERCHARGED. 6/6 {I just realized I forgot to include this in the Grand Charge A'thon of Yesterday, woops.}
Realizing he's low, the Teleglitch Guy blasts the HMAS Ultramarine with one of his Canguns before someone can hit him!
I roll the Chthulian Octave again!
Hurr... No smart for thinking... Durr...
The Godmodder can kill the moles that fast.
Okay, the Godmodder instantly shuts down the Twitch stream.
8-1-3-2-5-8-3-4
Entities attack in the End-of-Turn Battle, not in player posts!
A cube falls from the sky. The top of it opens to reveal a giant Eldritch Jack-In-The-Box. It horrifies the crew of the HMAS Ultramarine, dealing 6,000 damage!
()F C()URSE IT D()ESN'T Y()U M()R()N!!!! I CHARGE AND DECAPITATE THE TELEGLITCH GUY.
I HADOUKEN the Terraformer. I then try out my new level 2 BATTLE TECHNIQUE, BLAZE IT on citric.
General 1: 28/40
General 2: 28/40
Parasites: 27/50
Teleglitch Guy killed!
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 2 BLAZE IT - ROD RAGE
Two jets of blue fire appear in your hands as you command the infernoes of the Nether. They materalize into solid rods of purple flame. You use them to roast citricsquid, who is bathed in their light. Fire and ashes spray everywhere as the rods disappear in an onslaught of heat. 5,000 damage!
I would feel like the government could already do a simple IP trace just because we're logged on the server.
Miraj: 18/50
That debuff guy: 18/50
+2 to Amperz4nd because he was the first AG I saw.
I shatter a baseball bat against the Monolith.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Carbon nano tubes && aerogel = carbon nano gel done
Potion of angelics O0O potion of rejuvenation = potion of wrath done
Redbling war chopper ~c carbon nano gel = ??? 1/4
Alchemy Emporium:
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 26$ _ Wilson's stamina: 24/50 Wilson's stamina B: 23/50 (+2 from me) ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson looks over to the Godmodder. Huh, how rude. He climbs up next to the chalkboard and fumbles around with the chalk for a while, covering his paws in white dust. He eventually manages to hold it and adds some parentheses to the r = d(w+m)^e * 0.12 formula so it becomes r = (d(w+m))^e * 0.12. That's how it should be written if you want to solve it that way. There's no reason to pointlessly break laws of mathematics when it does nothing but confuse people. (And by the way, I believe a Mol is around 6x10^22 or something like that and a Mol of moles would cover the Earth several layers thick.)
Wilson left the lecture area and started heading back to his laboratory. Once there, he saw the screen he had set up long ago. He should do some more research on what the "real" world was. That portal didn't work, so he really should have a backup plan. Maybe it was possible to escape, maybe not.
Yes, but there are millions of players! It would take a while to find out your IPs from that large of a pool... ((And come on. Do you really want the story to be over just like that?))
7,000 damage!
CARBON NANOGEL: Aerogel made solely from carbon nanotubing.
POTION OF WRATH: A multicolored potion. Upon use, infuses the drinker with the Wrath of Notch. One use only.
Redbling Warchopper -c Carbon Nanogel = The Carbon Crusher (1/4)
iii: 50/50 EXPENDED
vi: 7/20 +1
i: 7/20 +1
V: 8/20 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Bloob blob blooooby!!"
Mr. Blobby HUGS the Godmodder.
50/50 EXPENDED: Sacrificial Lamb Summoned!
The Sacrificial Lamb has 500,000 health. It cannot attack. The person to land the killing blow on it gains the one time use ability to, in combination with a 50/50 charge. Summon an entity with the power level of a mech+. Only players can deal damage to it.
Leonstar0: Ready...
Leonstar1: Ready!
Leonstar0: Conga Line on HMAS Ultramarine
Leonstar1: Join in on the Conga Line!
I divide a rose bush (whats the worst that could happen...*Gulp*)
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 13
We'll see if that does anything or not...
Sacrificial Lamb added! I'm going to lower its HP a bit though.
> LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CONGA LINE
You fly onto the HMAS Ultramarine and start a conga line with the crew! Everyone parades around the ship and has so much fun, they feel utterly betrayed when you kill all of them with the Holy Mackerel and sabotage the ship from the inside. 7,000 damage!
Rose Bush / Divider = R̨͔̞̺̾ͯ͌ͨ̋̂͞͠ôͩ͗̂̄͌̔̔̀̅͂̉̓̃ͯ҉̴̧҉̳̜͚͚̱͙̥̯̼͎̼ͅs̸̡̠̟͎͍͖̯̞̣̠͇̖̯͋̈͗̀͑͘͢ͅe̢ͨ̅̐ͧ͗͝҉̞̰͎̠̣͚͚̮̖͓,̱̜̞̠͖͉̮̰̠̭͚̙̤̜̥̿̉͛͐ͪ̈̐̑̈́͋ͯ̃̅̈́̿̃̚͞͞ͅ ̵̷̪͙̥̱̝̬̯͇̲̝̠͔̞̊́̾̂ͮ̂̎̌̽ͥ͟Lͥ̐̓͑ͫ҉̧͎͓͓̯̩̫̖̗̘̬̮͇͉̼̜͔̳͡e̴̼͎̻̼͍̘̻̝̪̙̥̟͎̰͆ͬ̈́͒͗̈́̿̂ͬͩ̒ͮͯ̏͆̾̆͐͜ͅa̳͇̺̯̦̞̝̹͖͈̰͖̲̅́̊͆̓́̔̿́̓̈́͊̉͢͠͡͠v̢̢̠̪̟̞̱͙̤̙̖̟̱̤̣̰͔̔̈̈ͯ̓ͯ͂͛ͧ͊́͜͠ͅḙ̴̢̢̩͙̖͎͚̠̳͍̳̹̍́̅͆ͬͯ̓͛ͮͯ̆ͥ̋̓͂̾ͩ̚͜͠ͅs̨͚̺͚͎͚͉̬͈̩̮͍̫̿ͪ͐̐ͪ͂̋ͣ̎̔̓͒̋̀̀́͡
R̴̗̪͇͓͖͕͔̱̙̫̺̙̮̙ͮͤ͛͋̄̓̐ͪ͊̊͑͂̑ͬͭ̃ͧ̓́̚̕R̢̠̩̪̞̖̥̦̳͎̮̱̬̘ͬ̅ͣͦͯͯͮͫͯ̓ͩ͒̾̐ͤ͛͑͜0̴̷̢ͬ̋ͬ̑ͥͥ͜͏͙̥̮͙s̷̶̛̺̦̘̺̙̩̻̘̠̰͙̦͔͚̖͖̑̊̔̓#̧͙̩͓͓̖̟̠̖̘̠͇̱͎͈̪̼̘̃̐̎̈̏̏ͩͬ̅̂̽̽͋̓ͯͭ̌̃̀͠#̢̱̲̰͎̲̝̰͇ͮͯ̑ͫ̈̿̒̾ͤ̒ͤ̃̎̇̈̚͡#ͮ̏͂ͩ̽̀̈̈́̋ͤ̒͆̇͏̝̦͈͟:̼͎͉̟̘͕̰͎͈̙̥̺̹͓ͣ̒͋̓̆̇̔̎ͧ̀̓ͦ͜ ̐̊͒͐̌̂ͭ͑ͮ͐͏̷̨͉̦̟̙̼̳̹̀æ̼͚͇͙̙̼̯̩̻̇ͨ̅ͩ͡͞͠ ̶̧̛̮̺̜̗̥̯̠̖̖̫̉̐ͬ̌ͯ̊͋̇̉̍͑̚͢͡ͅȓ̢̗̺̭̩̺ͥ͗ͤ̑̄̓̑ͪ̋̌͂ͪ̾̕͟͠E̗͈̜̠̣̤ͨͬ͐͂͛ͦ̑͌̽́́̕͜͠ͅd̡̡̂ͭ͐̓͌͗ͫ̍ͧ̏͏̢̖͕̬̯͉d̞̜̺̦̖͚͇͓̮̭̺̹̥̠̩͕̰͕̆͛̄̒̊̑̀͐̾̀ͮ̃̾̿ͧ́́͜͝ ̨̥̩̻̺̥̤͉̜̩̙̇͋̆̓͗ͫ̎̂ͩ╒̷͒̀ͤ̊͐ͯ͆̾̈́͆ͩ̃̔ͥ͘͏̛͉̞̮̫̟͘⌠̝͍̰̭̭̼͕̊̋͊͌̄̿ͨ̂͂͗ͧ̒͑́͝ö̧͕̪̳̣̎̎̇̔̑ͦͩͯͦ̚͡͝w̡̧̝̰͙̬͍̘͙̼̗͎̺ͦ͋ͮͩ̄̀̈͐͒̔ͤͪ͐͑ͣͤ̚̚͟R̛͇̻̳̝̥̪̰̈́͂̐̔̿̀̐ͬ̂̚͢͞Ẻ̹͈̱̥̰̩͇̠̟͈̗̮̋ͯ̂͆̐̐̋͂ͭ̉̕͟͝ͅ
LEAVES: Some green leaves.
Whew. I think that's over. That REALLY made the Update Terminal glitch.
Alright.
6/less then or equal to 50 Punch Designix (claiming 4 +1s)
Blue Dye && Perfectly Generic Alchemiter = Perfectly Generic Alchemiter (blue)
To be clear, this is an && and not a >==< PGA.
This will also make all PGAlchemies I make with it blue.
I just like blue, nothing to see here that would be an attempt to break the game. Really, nothing.
Combatdice of Zillywen 8/11
Smashban 2/11
I attempt to use the CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER. (Powered by Random.org)
Let's see...
1. 6
6 dice appear.
2. 1
The next dice do not change.
3. 1
And again. :/
4. 4
The next dice multiply sides by 4 for a total of 24 sides.
5. 1
Another 1...
6. 20
The last die multiplies sides by 20 for a total of 480 sides.
7. This is it. The final die...
184
All non-AG entities besides the Godmodder take 184 damage.
Well that was lame.
Blue Dye && Perfectly Generic Alchemiter = Blue Generic Alchemiter (Level 0: 1/1)
BLUE GENERIC ALCHEMITER: No longer PERFECTLY generic, this Alchemiter is generic and blue.
184 damage to all non-AG entities!
The Godmodder agrees with you. He decides to kick things up a notch using his own Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader, powered by Random.org!
1. 4 - Six D4 appear.
2. 4 - The remaining five dice turn into D16.
3. 9 - The remaining four dice turn into D144.
4. 119 - The remaining three dice turn into D17136.
5. 16,356. The remaining two dice turn into D280276416.
6. 234,167,908. The remaining die turns into a D65631741996457728.
The weapon can potentially deal 65 quadrillion, 631 trillion, 741 billion, 996 million, 457 thousand, 728 damage to EVERY ENTITY.
7. 51,594,731,205,509,400.
Black Monolith killed!
Dimentio killed!
Vaporeon killed!
Eldan Terraformer killed!
Microsoft Warbase killed!
Boss Totems killed!
Pigzilla killed!
Teleglitch Guy killed!
Robomonkey killed!
Inferno killed!
Phoenix IV killed!
...
So. I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today. What's up with you guys?
Ah, Erelyean Theorem. The magic of controversy. ((Thanks for correcting that for me. Have a +1.))
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 11/25 (+2 from Leon and +1 from self)
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 10/25 (+1 from Leon and self)
Eightfold Lovecraftia 4/9
Plus one to Talist and Leon.
Nether: I see. Alternia, or the goal. Hmm... I cannot... Alternia? Temple? I hope I can go through the portal afterwards. I draw my fully-charged Hazel Wand, and step within the Wither Temple. I assume this is to obtain those two artifacts we left behind. However, I shall go through the portal afterwards. Just in case, I set my Recall spell location to the block directly before the portal.
Yeah, I think it's probably going to kill you. Ah, yes. I assume this is one of the reasons I call you Veterascet. Yes, 'Sociable' indeed. Says Erelye himself. I would take you seriously, but I've heard of the times you outright reject social judgement. Then again, I don't really know who to believe.
~ATH Computer... Heh. This will be useful. For now, I shall just set up a few teleposers far away from here, and begin some new research and development. 1/6 And by far away, I mean down. Perhaps it is indestructible now... but... Heh. Oh, and it automatically hoes up to 2/6 thanks to Leon.
Blue: Shoot Pabu with ultramarine
Fseftr: Attack Inferno
HMAS Victor: Unleash both weapons on Pabu.
Yeah, neutral. Unless Modpack wants it on another side, I guess.
Pabu quickly dodges the shot! One of his time-clones appears and slices your arm off. They then steal Ultramarine and snipe you with it before disappearing.
2/10 for the second-to-last axe.
3/8 for The Riptide
6/11 for Ultimatum
23/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
charged attack: complete.
piono turns to face all of the other new players on the battlefield.
He smirks, then pops off the lid of another potion on steroids.
x2 damage multiplier!
He pulls out the Penultimatum
+??? alchemy damage boost!
15/15 expended!
piono loads boolits into the Penultimatum. Admittedly this does not increase its power by a huge amount, but it is noticeable. As of the seven types of ammo that the Penultimatum uses (bullets, rockets, cannonballs, lasers, bombs, railgun rounds, and mortar shells), one of them is now replaced with a level 2 alchemy. That's some serious piercing damage right there.
But what he does next is what justifies the 15/15. He turns the gun onto full auto, something he didn't even do for Play 'Em Off. He unloads this massive barrage onto all of the players, both PG and AG, but once again, with poor Pabu as the primary target, obliterating him just after he respawns.
Phobos brings Attachyon up, killing Inferno if needed, or else blasting the Phoenix.
Every player goes into overtime and dodges most of the bullets! However, 2,000 damage is dealt to all of them.
I raise the White Dwarf's Staff form, and create a massive manifestation of the Fourth Wall, which sweeps across the battlefield, crushing things seemingly at random...
Double Culling Fork AND Eldritch Tentacle 1/11
I. Um. I actually don't know what to do... I hand the Teleglitch Guy some medikits, allowing him to heal himself most of the way.
And also boost Engie's Eiffel Tower, because I suggested it, and I feel responsible...
I fire at pigzilla with a Vatican-sized Medigun.
Cup of Joe complete!
Swiss Turnsword Complete!
Potion of Regeneration && Potion of Wither
8-Ball ~~~ Loom
Magic 8 Ball ~~~ Loom
Tarrasque 31/40
Monolith Breaker 2/5
Hide-Behind 3/10
+6,000 HP!
Potion of Regeneration && Potion of Wither = N/A
8-Ball ~~~ Loom = Three in the Morning
Magic 8 Ball ~~~ Loom = Clouded
CUP OF JOE: A flamethrower with the SCP-294 interface built into it. Functions like Zgotar's Call except for the addition of said interface. Input a drink you wish to have and it will spray out of the nozzle.
SWISS TURNSWORD: A pair of red steel fishes. Their midsections are cut out to reveal the gears of a Timetable spinning inside each of them. Can control the flow of time and slice enemies at the same time.
THREE IN THE MORNING: This dress.
CLOUDED: A suit the color of the liquid inside of Magic 8 Balls. Its coattails are emblazoned with the 8-Ball insignia.
You can mix potions using the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer.
vi: 8/20 +1
i: 9/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
V: 9/20 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blob? Blobby blob!"
Mr. Blobby runs over to delirious_biznasty and tackles him to the ground with a hug!
I place 10 piles of holy mackerel into captchalogue cards
Leonstar0: Toss!
Leonstar1: Eject!
Leonstar1 is tossed into the air by Leonstar0. Leonstar1 then ejects the 10 piles of holy mackerels out of cards, equating to 640 holy mackerels raining down hell upon the Godmodder and his surroundings.
I rose || ruby = Ruby Rose Now... Or if I still need to divide, I continue that
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 5
Mr. Blobby can only attack one entity every turn!
The Godmodder summons a horde of rabid Scouts that steal every single Holy Mackerel and proceed to attack the ground with them before he uses crockets to kill them all in rapid succession.
No. I don't want to have to go through that Zalgo stuff again. I did warn you...
AND THE FISH ALCHEMIZATION CONTINUES. NEXT POST. instead i alchemize something else.
Cue AND Nether Brick AND Cockatrice Feather = ??? (1/?)
> Hogan: MORE HELLSPAWNING TELECHEATER GUY. IF DEAD SHOOT SOME AG ALIGNED PLAYERS.
> R. K.: Healing the HMAS Ultramarine with Hippocrates 451.
LEON. YOUR HOLY MACKEREL MAY BE A 10 ALCHEMY. but i run on TF2 logic most of the time. and from a tf2 point of view, a holy mackerel is a lowly scout weapon. you may put it on a high pedestal, but the fish is just that. a bat reskin.
I boost Serpent twice.
BARRACUDA: A rubber fish with an iron grip. Appears to be very fragile. Upon hitting target, explodes violently and leaves the smell of fish on the target if not dead.
Cue && Nether Brick && Cockatrice Feather = The Red Dwarf (Level 7: 1/8)
I'm assuming you mean a cue stick. If you mean otherwise, please correct me.
You shoot at KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI, who easily dodges the shots!
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 12/25 (+1 from Leon and self)
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 11/25
Eightfold Lovecraftia 5/9
?????? 4/6 (+1 from Leon and self
Nether: If I may do so without being murdered and/or slain, I head deeper into the Temple.
Heh. I suppose I could use a better ship, so I do not have to borrow any of Amp's when the next meeting occurs. That, and I think this will be... how do you say it... cool. Yes, that seems correct. Heh.
Erelye: Cast Eldritch Bond on Monolith.
The third me (the Battlefield one) rushes over to Grayhold. Besides the fact that armored vans filled with scientists and 3x3 meter crates relative to the ?????? are entering through the Garage Elevator of the Technology Wing of Grayhold, everything seems fine. I have come for a quick read.
Walking past the shelves...
As you can assuredly recall, I granted you usage of my sight. Now, I shall link it up to connect it to both of our minds. Is this fine? Sure! So, what're all these books for? Reading. Pnakotic Manuscripts Whatever you do, do NOT touch those. I suggest you refrain from looking at them. ......Okay... Why? Ooooh, what's this? *whisper* The world will end in fire and tribulation! */whisper* Ummmmmm... What? Lä! Lä! Okay... then...? What's this one? What the hell? Why do you have a book named What book? Never mind. Ah, that one. I should... no. An Abundance of Charges Yes, that is a documentation of the past three years or so. Heh. Okay. So, let's keep on going, I guess.
I roll Corrosive Cubes at Pigzilla. 7-6-2-6-1-1-2... You can do the final digit yourself if you want. I got a
8!
If this roll is unfavorable, I follow up with Godsmack.
Corrosive Cubes < Fine
CORROSIVE CUBES: A set of eight dice forged from amethyst. Whatever they touch corrodes away. Used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what the dice land on, the power and scope of the attack fluctuates.
7-6-2-6-1-1-2-8
A giant snakeskin boot materializes from the sky, crushing Pigzilla. 8,000 damage!
Corrosive Cubes > Fine = Layer Eight
LAYER EIGHT: A set of eight dice forged from bedrock. Typically roll favorable results in combat, and are unbreakable. Used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what the dice land on, the power and scope of the attack fluctuates.
(Bad Erelye, Bad! Stop speaking in Cthulhu!)
vi: 10/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
i: 10/20 +1
V: 11/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blob blob blobby!"
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI also gets a hug
Leonstar1: falling...
Leonstar0 shoots the Table Leg at the ground and is launched up the the force and recoil to Leonstar1
Leonstar1: Boost!
Leonstar1 creates a magic circle in the air, which when stepped on, launches the triggerer into the air, Leonstar0 lands easily lands on this circle and is launched up to a ridiculous height still affected by the planet's gravitational pull.
Leonstar0: DIVE KICK!
Falling... Faliing... Burning... Ouch... Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch OUCH!
Leonstar0 kicks into the side of the monolith at an extremely high speed and on fire. Leonstar0 Killed by fall damage
Damm it! I respawn.
I rose || ruby = Ruby Rose Now... Or if I still need to divide, I continue that
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 7
You use the Table Leg in a massive rocket jump attack, dealing 10,000 damage!
What...The...godzilla. Are those players working for the PGs?!? I try to convince them back to the AG side using Logic, Diplomacy and The Holy Teachings of the FISH.All hail the FISH I also tell the them. I throw a XBONE Troop at HMAS Ultramarine Potion of Regeneration && Potion of Wither 2/XI type the codes DukeFISH and PIGZILLA into the AlchemiterTarrasque 32/40Monolith Breaker 3/5Hide-Behind 4/10
As said earlier, the Godmodder's mind controlling is absolute...
DukeFISH = Swiss Slicer
PIGZILLA = The Baconator
SWISS SLICER: Already owned.
THE BACONATOR: A chainsaw forged entirely from bacon. That's pretty much it.
Energy in a Bottle && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Void Shard = Bottled Pure Void (Level 3: 2/4)
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard = Oblivion Autobow (Level 6: 2/7)
Yellow Chaos Emerald && Cyan Chaos Emerald && Green Chaos Emerald && Silver Chaos Emerald && Red Chaos Emerald && Blue Chaos Emerald && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level java.lang.exception: Array out of bounds 1/?) (Yeah, its gonna take a while, plus i probably need a few level ups before i can use it... but its worth it id say..)
Crafting Missle-Mecha 4/24?
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms. Explodes upon death.
I dont see dubstepper101 on the battlefield? Either way i squish him with malleo dei. p2w scum.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 13/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 13/25 (+1 from Leon and self)
Eightfold Lovecraftia 6/9
?????? 6/6! (+1 from Leon and self)
Voidmetal Time-space Diffuser Warp Engine -c Voidmetal Spaceship Frame 2/???
Magic Cueball && Crystal Ball 2/???
Plus one to Leon and Leon.
Nether: I wait patiently for something to happen, wand at the ready.
6/6! The gates of the Garage Elevator close, for the final trucks have arrived. Then, Tallow Golem workers transport the crates to the designated unboxing spot, much deeper than anybody has been in Grayhold before. Except me, of course. The scientists grab some clipboards and paper, and head single-file to the deeper areas of the fortress. I signal for them to stop once we get to the Lower Mines. Bedrock can clearly be seen in the floor, along with stone.
Gentlemen, may I reveal the device?
There are murmurs of agreement. I nod, and walk over to the far corner of the room. In that far corner is a section of wall covered by a curtain. I pull the curtains back to reveal a sealed door, which I unlock. Then, I deactivate the seals and wards of the door, and step through, motioning for the men to follow. Beyond the doorway is a massive room, spanning at least 130 blocks. Within are teleposers with Demonic Foci. A series of redstone pulsars activate and deactivate the teleposers in an infinite loop. The 7x7 meter cubes transported over by the teleposers are being carried by golems over to a... device. There is a gigantic pad on the floor, designating the zone to be affected. Above the zone is a massive drill... made of Ichorium. Oh, yes. I should mention what the 7x7-s were made of. Bedrock. What else did you expect?
3...2...1...Go.
With that, I dash over to an area composed entirely of Vis-powered crystal resonance boards. I push a few crystals down, and they begin to glow. Suddenly, the drill begins to spin, slowly heading down to the cubes of bedrock. Ever so slowly. After a few seconds, the Ichorium head is within inches of the cube. The drill makes contact with the bedrock, and drills through it, leaving behind the blocks as items. A gather golem immediately picks them up, and places them on a conveyor belt. The blocks then go through what looks like some sort of Voidmetal Induction Smelter, and come out as Refined Bedrock. The refined bedrock is then deposited into a hungry chest, and packaged into crates, and sent somewhere else in the fortress by means of an Arcane Levitator. The scientists then get back to work, perfecting the process.
Heh. .............................How? HOW?! Huh? How did you do that?!
I pick up Nzyo Fssw Ozgvv Ctd nzc Kspvd, and begin to read.
=[35 / 50]= LORD
=[25 / 25]= The Brain -> COMPLETE!
Suddenly, the hearts of three random ghasts explode!
"The Brain of Cthulhu has awoken!"
[AG] Brain of Cthulhu
HP: 25,000
Attack:
Ram: Deals light damage to target entity. When all Creeper's are dead, deals extra damage.
Insanity: Decreases the target's Sanity and hurts them slightly.
Passive:
Protected: Takes 0 damage from attacks until the Creeper's are killed.
[AG] Creeper (no, not the minecraft creeper)
HP: 500 (x25)
Attack:
Swarm: Deals 200 damage to the target per creeper.
Creeper Shot: Shoots out a creeper at a target. Deals 3000 damage, but kills a creeper.
The Brain of Cthulhu will use Ram on Judasx2x.
The Creepers will use Swarm on Judasx2x as well.
I meant an IP trace on us not the Godmodder. But hey, what if I'm using TOR? (The Onion Router. It works by having one router send data to another router that sends data to more routers and so on and so on. By splitting the data, it makes it very hard to tell what's being sent. Although I think someone can still tell you're sending something.)
It seems that the levels I'm gaining still correspond to Wilson. Oh well, whatever.
Ereyle is trying to find the Golden Egg. Little bit of a problem because I wanted to make that a point in my side quest, but its not mandatory.
Miraj: 19/50
That debuff guy: 18/50
+2 to Ereyle I suppose
I flick a coin at the monolith. It bounces off and then explodes.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
+1 potion of wrath
Potion of smellspell O0O potion of rejuvenation (positive) = potion of something 1/3
Redbling war chopper ~c carbon nano gel = ??? 2/4
Alchemy Emporium:
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 26$ _ Wilson's stamina: 25/50 Wilson's stamina B: 25/50 (+2 from me, +1 from Ereyle) ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
If the Godmodder was really paying attention, he would have realized another problem with Ereyle's equations.
Wilson typed in "The Operation" and hit search because that was one of the few things he knew of that pertained to the real world. He found several articles describing it as "the worst cyber attack in the history of Earth". So... That portal didn't lead to a different server, it lead to the real world, Earth. Hrmmm... This was somewhat discouraging because it meant getting there wasn't going to be easy. Next, he searched for "Godcraft" and found a map of the world he was in covered with name tags of various players all over the world. He managed to find his own laboratory, but there was no name tag giving out his position, which was good he supposed. Backing out of that, he found tons of images of various scenes, all broken by war in one way or another. He also saw images of every player with some kind of biography under each one. All of these images were published by some page called "godwatcher.com", supposedly dedicated to an unbiased look at current events happening in Godcraft. It also had some data on various entities that had been summoned over time.
The government could eventually trace it back...
Do you want to suggest levels to me?
No. Not the Golden Egg... The other Artifact.
8,888 damage!
Potion of Smellspell O0O Potion of Rejuvenation = Potion of Critmist (1/3)
I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL. Only, I don't. Instead, I use it on Pabu. He will minicrit this turn.
I HACK INT() THE ACC()UNT ()F ANDREW HUSSIE. I READ THE ENDING ()F H()MESTUCK. I REVEAL IT. THE RUM()R SPREADS UNTIL IT REACHES THE G()DM()DDER. HE IS C()MPLETELY SURPRISED AT THE ENDING. S() MUCH, THAT HIS MIND EXPL()DES.
General 1: 30/40
General 2: 30/40
Parasites: 29/50
You can only use it on yourself!
What? Oh hell no. This is always such a terrible idea. Leave me alone.
Potion of Regeneration && Potion of Wither 3/X
I type the codes GCATMEOW and RedMiles into the Alchemiter
Tarrasque 33/40
Monolith Breaker 4/5!
Hide-Behind 5/10
GCATMEOW = Leo's Vengeance
RedMiles = The Regisword
LEO'S VENGEANCE: A set of claws whose blades are pure red. An aura of ferocity surrounds them. The blades occasionally crackle with green energy.
THE REGISWORD: Used by Jack Noir.
POST 1;
Resonant Tuba Energy && Hardened Party Energy && Pure Void Energy = Pure Conch Energy (6/6)
My... VOIDWALKER! THAT... WAS 40 POSTS... I throw one Null Crystal into the air... then smash it with Java Smash. Pure null energy surges everywhere... all of it then collects to the spot where the Voidwalker was. The area glows an ominous purple, fading into black. The area becomes completely devoid of light... the Voidwalker flashes back into existence as everyone and everything is temporarily blinded by a radiant bright white light shooting out. The Voidwalker is back. I run up to it, and get out an Activated Null Circuit from my exhaust's storage. I tinker with it a bit, so it runs on Void energy instead. I get a bit of Void Honey from the Void Bees and put it in the Voidwalker instead of the Null Crystal. I activate it... heh. For now, the Voidwalker is back on the battlefield, but it is... turning on. But in reverse. I attempt to use the ability granted by the Monochromium Fuel Rod. I then walk up to the the strange monolith, put on my completely mundane fez, and execute... Crouch Crouch Turn Left Turn Right Turn Right Punch Look Up. I then remind the dark-colored monolith that is was me in my exosuit that nuked it. Afterward I request for an Erelye... you know what to do. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: II VOID: II EATEN: Monochromium Fuel Rod VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 350/1000 AQUA: 350/1000 TERRA: 350/1000 AER: 350/1000 ORDO: 350/1000 PERDITO: 350/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
PURE CONCH ENERGY: All hail the Mighty Conch.
But it had no use! What would you even do with it? What purpose would going into the Void serve?
Unless you can give me a good reason why it should stay, I think it should go.
Blue: Use Combat Operandi on a random AG.
Fseftr: Attack Inferno
> FSEFTR: COMBAT OPERANDI - PAX AZURITE
You use up 6 Weasel Snot to invoke the command.
A horrible rumbling sounds from underneath the earth. It cracks, and a massive construct appears, chiseled entirely from stone. It is a holographic image of your ancestor, Azurite. Together, you and him charge, slicing your opponents to bit with your command power. You deal 15,000 damage to a Boss Totem.
I summon a pickaxe from nowhere, walk up to the Black Monolith, and begin attempting to cut bits off it with some of my hands, while firing the Handrailmagnum into the places previous attacks landed using others.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 8/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 8/11
BARBASOL > DIVIDER
THE PIGMEN ATTACK DIMENTIO!
THE WARBASE TROOPS ATTACK MR. BLOBBY!
I TOTALITY THE BLACK MONOLITH!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
TNT: Some dynamite.
CORN SYRUP: Used in various foods.
SHAVING CREAM: Well duh.
5,000 damage!
Dimentio leaves the game to head to greener pastures. But he will be back... Mr. Blobby unsuccessfully hugs the Godmodder, which inspires him to think of a way to give him a health bar.
The Zombie Pigmen attempt to attack Dimentio, but he already left! They disappear as well. Vaporeon deals 2,000 damage to Pigzilla! The Eldan Terraformer attempts to attack Foxy, but cannot! The Microsoft Warbase attempts to attack Mr. Blobby, but cannot damage it! HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to Pigzilla!
Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to HMAS Ultramarine! Pigzilla uses the Vast Oink! No Pro-Godmodders can attack this turn! The Godmodder curses. Teleglitch Guy revives himself! Him, the Eater of Worlds, and the Creepers gang up on Judasx2x, killing him! The Technomancers deal 1,000 damage to SERIOUS-BUSINESS! Robomonkey finishes him off and deals 4,000 damage to citricsquid!
The remaining entities in the Nether finish off the Pheonix! Inferno has been killed thanks to the players' efforts! Rejoice! The sidequest can continue... The Mutants disappear.
In another portion of the Nether, TheLordErelye enters the Wither Temple. A pedestal lies in the center of its main chamber, but there is nothing on it. A portal lies at the end of the room, but it is defunct. Perhaps you should examine the portal outside of the Temple...
(I leave it up to you to check when people level up on the Scoreboard.)
Well.
I'm just going to preface this with the fact that I'll probably make code alchemies take a bit longer in exchange for their relative ease of crafting.
7/15 Punch Designix
Chemotherapy 3/11
Combatdice of Zillywen 9/11
I also attempt Fried Eggs && (Carcinogenesis or CANCER, whichever works best for crafting) = PANCER 1/11
... that pun was so bad it probably gave me cancer.
Anyways, I toss swedge987654321 a duped Carcinogenesis, seeing as it's probably riflekind, then shoot citricsquid with my own Carcinogenesis for turning to the Godmodder's side.
By the way, it would actually have been 4 d6s. I'm pretty sure the first roll determines die amount, not side amount. Otherwise you could have a 1 for the first roll and only deal 1 damage by the end. Besides, no d<4 exists outside a purely hypothetical scenario.
1d8^8 >Fine. ((After the use at the Ultramarine...))
Perfectly Generic Object >1:1. ((Yesss. This should be sufficiently strange.))
Perfectly Generic Object && Chaos Pearl 1/1 ((I wonder what'll happen?))
Roll result at a random PG or G, selected by a d4. Godmodder will be rolled at if there is a roll of 1, other than that assign them as you see fit. Do not roll at citricsquid. I hold out hope for his Heel-Face Turn...Ooh idea!
I input Splash Potion Bottle of Splash Potion of Heel-Face Turning into SCP-294!
I throw it at citricsquid and/or the other players!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Well.
I'm just going to preface this with the fact that I'll probably make code alchemies take a bit longer in exchange for their relative ease of crafting.
7/15 Punch Designix
Chemotherapy 3/11
Combatdice of Zillywen 9/11
I also attempt Fried Eggs && (Carcinogenesis or CANCER, whichever works best for crafting) = PANCER 1/11
... that pun was so bad it probably gave me cancer.
Anyways, I toss swedge987654321 a duped Carcinogenesis, seeing as it's probably riflekind, then shoot citricsquid with my own Carcinogenesis for turning to the Godmodder's side.
By the way, it would actually have been 4 d6s. I'm pretty sure the first roll determines die amount, not side amount. Otherwise you could have a 1 for the first roll and only deal 1 damage by the end. Besides, no d<4 exists outside a purely hypothetical scenario.
((Like the SCP that is a three sided die? Or was until it was chopped into two one-sided dice?))
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
Posts:
275
Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
Member Details
POST 1;
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Augmentation 2: Origin's Staff
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Melee 2: Java Smash
Spoil: Silver Eye
Armor: Nimbleguy the Robotic Exosuit, Wearing: Armageddon's Conductor
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Infection of the Taint
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Winds of the Aether
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Order of the Stone
Entropy of the Cobble
Special Attacks:
Java Smash
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
OOC: It did not really have a use... but I am giving it a use now.
The Voidwalker springs to life, humming a deep tune. One bolt of lightning strikes it, as the skies darken. The clouds start to shake as puffs of a dark substance pulses out of the active Voidwalker. The Voidwalker rumbles as the following words are somehow inscribed into the air above it: The Room. The very essence of... whatever The Room means powers up the Voidwalker. This... this is uncharted ground. I don't even thing The Master knows what THIS is... I must record this in a new book... Modifying the Medium.
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. TABLE OF CONTENTS Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents Page 3: Reversing the Effects
Ok. Now, anyone could choose a chapter and I will say it in the next posted thing by me on this bulletin.
Kind of like Scratch's Library.
Well, I TAUNT the monolith. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: II VOID: II EATEN: Monochromium Fuel Rod VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 400/1000 AQUA: 400/1000 TERRA: 400/1000 AER: 400/1000 ORDO: 400/1000 PERDITO: 400/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
Welp.
SBaHJ panel && Alchemiter = Aclemitre
>==< to make jpeg weapons. I'll need them(probably(does .JPEG'S IRE consume my .jpeg weapons?))
PANCER 2/11
Chemotherapy 4/11
Combatdice of Zillywen 10/11
Punch Designix 8/15
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Citricsquid or SERIOUS-BUSINESS.
> Forward, pass by glass, forward, bounce until reaching max bounce height, turn, jump at maximum height forward
As for Flare Flame's Antilog:
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Forward
You move forward. You are in a small room. In the middle of it is a glass pane. Up ahead is another corridor. A small wall blocks the path. You will need to get up there somehow.
> Pass by glass
You pass by the glass pane. You catch another fleeting glimpse of the black object in the corner of your eye. It's getting away.
> Forward
You walk ahead, into the new corridor. You notice something shift on the floor. Looking down, you notice a trampoline on the ground. You can use it to jump over the wall.
> Bounce until max height
You bounce on the trampoline until you almost hit the ceiling.
> Turn
You turn 90 degrees around. You realize with a shock that you are hitting the ceiling. It disappears as you pass by it, revealing a secret area.
> Jump forward
Using your momentum from the trampoline, you jump through the ceiling and move forward, landing in the new area.
Glancing to your left, you see a Magic Window that you can look through to teleport to a different area. Glancing to you right, you see that another, similar Magic Window is behind the glass wall.
Blue: Use Lapis Uprise on the eaters of worlds.
Fseftr: Heal Phobos
Nope.
Body armour.
And a fake arm.
Heh.
You're not the only ones who can godmod.
Obviously.
But I think I'll just leave you players alone.
Want to buy some ships?
If they do anything other than just show numbers, I roll them.
I input code 00000001 into the code item-maker thing.
1/15
I input (|-|@°$! into the code thing. Since this is most likely not a valid code...
I input 31415926 into the Alchemiter if that does not work. Either way,
1/15
I cast Epic Chain Lightning at the PG forces! If it has targets left after it has chained through all the PGs it will loop back and hit them again! If a player has respawned they count as a new target!
I write Twentyfold Chaosium! A set of twenty d20s made of pure Chaos, they can be rolled as a set or individually for varying effects, though within the chaos there is a 100% chance that the effect will not deviate from its intent. Strange, isn't it.
I roll all 20 at the PG forces with intent to damage and/or apply negative status effects.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 9/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 9/11
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = ??? 1/??
I'm assuming I can control the HMAS Alex.
The HMAS Alex attacks Citricsquid!
The Microsoft Warbase Troops attack the Teleglitch Guy!
I attack the Sacrificial lamb, using the HIS (my) HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM ATTACK! Which makes a Supernova appear on every place I touch the Lamb. I rapid punch the lamb, exactly 663300 times!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 0/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Chaos Void Shard >very fine
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard = Oblivion Autobow (Level 6: 5/7)
Yellow && Cyan && Green && Silver && Red && Blue && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level 10: 4/11)
Crafting Missle-Mecha 7/24? (I just dont feel like summoning a 40er just yet, 40's deserve more interresting mechanics. The Missle-Mecha is pretty much just a super-mook...)
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
I decide that the pumpkin is useless and trash it into the teleglitch guy!
Perhaps it already has.
/null
14/50 HMAS Ship
6/50 x2 HMAS Ships
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Use Combat Operandi on a random AG.
Fseftr: Attack Inferno
I summon a pickaxe from nowhere, walk up to the Black Monolith, and begin attempting to cut bits off it with some of my hands, while firing the Handrailmagnum into the places previous attacks landed using others.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 28/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 22/40
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 8/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 8/11
BARBASOL > DIVIDER
THE PIGMEN ATTACK DIMENTIO!
THE WARBASE TROOPS ATTACK MR. BLOBBY!
I TOTALITY THE BLACK MONOLITH!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Well... yes. Derp.
Perfectly Generic Object && Smash Ball = Perfectly Generic Ball
Yep. That'll happen.
Perfectly Generic Bangun > Fine = Bangun
BANGUN: A black-and-red gun. Capable of banning anyone who is shot by it. However, due to the mysterious properties of GodCraft, whether or not it works is debatable.
Instead of traumatizing the Godmodder, citricsquid instead reminds the Godmodder of how awesome it was to be a squid! He took down an entire tank while in that form... He reminiscences of the good old days. Before all this Homestuck crap and "story". What's this TwinBuilder guy trying to do anyway? Make this a "story?" Wel--
Damn it. I've gotta stop going meta.
The Polar Opposite || Blue Fire && Dragonfire && Sun Fire = Sapphire Sol (Level 9: 1/10)
You use the Emerald Nova on Inferno, dealing 20,000 damage! The Phoenix cannot attack this turn!
> PHOBOS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - SHADOW'S GRASP
Your perpetual aura of darkness soldifies, rushing towards Inferno. Suddenly, massive spikes of pure darkness thrust out of the ground impaling Inferno again and again, until the spikes hold him immobile. A massive hand of shadows erupts out of the ground, smashing Inferno in its fist, then deposits Inferno on the wall with large amounts of force and punches him with enough force to shatter stone.Inferno killed!
Phobos can use a Battle Technique, but if he uses one, you can't use one, and vice versa.
Pabu didn't steal your weapon! He took its schematics from the Alchemiter. But if you insist...
You time-step across the field, raising Ircucvci! When suddenly, you feel something strike your sword! Pabu, with reflexes no player should have, blocked your strike! It appears he can time-step too... The two of you are evenly matched!
Pabu: [Robomonkey Owner]: Hey, I know you... You were the player who nearly ruined the Scratch. And now, after all we've done for the server, you're gonna just turn on us? Huh. Well, if you say so!
Pabu surrounds you with time clones of himself and slices you to bits.
Alright... I was afraid it would come to this.
The Punch Desiginix will be used as an upgrade to the Alchemiter. Basically, what this does is that normally, when you previewed an item, you could only view it. Well, using this, you can input that item's code and actually alchemize it. It will take 15 posts to make.
Bangun && Smash Ball = Chemotherapy (Level 10: 1/11)
What do you mean, the discrepancy between the Battlefield and the End of Turn Battle? If you're talking about the SERIOUS_BUSINESS/Dubstepper101 thing, let it be known that I decided to change his name upon summoning him. That's it.
Pabu is now equipped with Gladius Dei!
The Godmodder can kill the moles that fast.
Okay, the Godmodder instantly shuts down the Twitch stream.
8-1-3-2-5-8-3-4
Entities attack in the End-of-Turn Battle, not in player posts!
A cube falls from the sky. The top of it opens to reveal a giant Eldritch Jack-In-The-Box. It horrifies the crew of the HMAS Ultramarine, dealing 6,000 damage!
Teleglitch Guy killed!
> AT: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - LV. 2 BLAZE IT - ROD RAGE
Two jets of blue fire appear in your hands as you command the infernoes of the Nether. They materalize into solid rods of purple flame. You use them to roast citricsquid, who is bathed in their light. Fire and ashes spray everywhere as the rods disappear in an onslaught of heat. 5,000 damage!
Okay, you roll 15,094,167. The Godmodder creates Shields with 15,094,167 which take the attack. Shields destroyed!
+9,500 HP!
6,000 damage!
What?
Yes, but there are millions of players! It would take a while to find out your IPs from that large of a pool... ((And come on. Do you really want the story to be over just like that?))
7,000 damage!
CARBON NANOGEL: Aerogel made solely from carbon nanotubing.
POTION OF WRATH: A multicolored potion. Upon use, infuses the drinker with the Wrath of Notch. One use only.
Redbling Warchopper -c Carbon Nanogel = The Carbon Crusher (1/4)
We'll see if that does anything or not...
Sacrificial Lamb added! I'm going to lower its HP a bit though.
> LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - CONGA LINE
You fly onto the HMAS Ultramarine and start a conga line with the crew! Everyone parades around the ship and has so much fun, they feel utterly betrayed when you kill all of them with the Holy Mackerel and sabotage the ship from the inside. 7,000 damage!
Rose Bush / Divider = R̨͔̞̺̾ͯ͌ͨ̋̂͞͠ôͩ͗̂̄͌̔̔̀̅͂̉̓̃ͯ҉̴̧҉̳̜͚͚̱͙̥̯̼͎̼ͅs̸̡̠̟͎͍͖̯̞̣̠͇̖̯͋̈͗̀͑͘͢ͅe̢ͨ̅̐ͧ͗͝҉̞̰͎̠̣͚͚̮̖͓,̱̜̞̠͖͉̮̰̠̭͚̙̤̜̥̿̉͛͐ͪ̈̐̑̈́͋ͯ̃̅̈́̿̃̚͞͞ͅ ̵̷̪͙̥̱̝̬̯͇̲̝̠͔̞̊́̾̂ͮ̂̎̌̽ͥ͟Lͥ̐̓͑ͫ҉̧͎͓͓̯̩̫̖̗̘̬̮͇͉̼̜͔̳͡e̴̼͎̻̼͍̘̻̝̪̙̥̟͎̰͆ͬ̈́͒͗̈́̿̂ͬͩ̒ͮͯ̏͆̾̆͐͜ͅa̳͇̺̯̦̞̝̹͖͈̰͖̲̅́̊͆̓́̔̿́̓̈́͊̉͢͠͡͠v̢̢̠̪̟̞̱͙̤̙̖̟̱̤̣̰͔̔̈̈ͯ̓ͯ͂͛ͧ͊́͜͠ͅḙ̴̢̢̩͙̖͎͚̠̳͍̳̹̍́̅͆ͬͯ̓͛ͮͯ̆ͥ̋̓͂̾ͩ̚͜͠ͅs̨͚̺͚͎͚͉̬͈̩̮͍̫̿ͪ͐̐ͪ͂̋ͣ̎̔̓͒̋̀̀́͡
Wha7... 0̵̛͕͔̯͕̘̗̻̯̭̤͉̱̱̹̝̪̲͈ͩ̆̏͂͑̚ͅh̶̨̢̜̞͕͎̥̜͔̥ͫ̐̾͗͆ͪ̈́̂̇͂ͬ̒ͦ̑ͫͯ͑ͦ̕ ̨͎̲̭͇͉̰̣͙̪̐͗ͫ̅̾̀̽ͤ͑͌ͮ̉̚͘Çͣͤ̒͊͡͏͉̠͍̗͞ô̴͉͓̹̯ͯ̅̂ͣ̓̒ͣͪͤ̈́ͤ͡͞d̍͋ͧ̌͐̌ͯͪͬ͏̡̛̟̫̠͎̟̼̫̤̤͢͝,̸͕̗͕͕̪͕̻̰͔̥̦̦̦̤ͥ̿̍ͨ́̽ͦ̍̔̎̀ͅ ̷͈̫̝͎̹̜̼̦̪̹̤̙̻̻̪͍͈͚̈́̿̈́ͦ̕͞n̵̡͉̼̩̫͇̹̪͚̥͔͉͔̠̲ͭ̔͑̓͌̍͑̂̊̏͘͠Ω̸̹̘̻̯̣̺̿͐́ͨ̆ͭ̍͟͞w̷̷̛ͧ̽ͭ̑͂͝͏̦̟̜͍̤ͅ ̷̶̢͓̲̼̪̞͕͙͋̈́͛̈́ͦͣ̎͡͞l̷̴̟̺̬͇̥̝̘̫̦ͫ͗̓ͪ̔ͯ͛̂̉̿ͯ̆̐̇̏̒ͧ̾̚͢͞ö̷̰̲̫̲͕̙̯̱͙̤͖̭ͣ͐ͭ̽ͧͯͧͣ̽̊̊ͨ̚̕ͅö̵̷̮͚͈̲͎̪̱̩̜͈̥͈̖̰̗͒͂͐̌ͯͨ̅̔̀̚͢√̸̴̢̥̱̘̝̩̳̩̗̣͍̮̰̯͕͍͉̼̯̌̅ͯ̿ ̧̧̨̹̝͙͈͈̙͒ͪ̄͛̀͆͗̊ͪ͒͋̄́æ̧̗̤͇̦̃̍̈́ͨ̅̀̓ͫ̌ͮͫͫ̓̈́̈̓́̈́̀̚Γ̸̵̛̛̱͔̺̺̋ͩͯ͋͐ͯ̂͘ ̷̺̳͙̳̬̖̲̥̘͉͓̫̯̱̑̀ͭ̾ͣͨͫ̓̎ͪͥw̵̧̠̖̞̼̠͈̘̦͔̲̝̐ͪͨ̀̊̉ͦ͟͜w̷̡̨͖̺̤̗̘̭̯ͤ̽͐̈̎̔͟͢╫̘͓̬̜̎̉̽̍͗͘╫̸̡̡̨̮͉̻̺̹̳̣̟̾͌ͥ͐͛╫̟̗͉ͬ̈ͥ͑̓̋̿̽ͫ̒̚̚͠ͅa̸̢̞̩͇̟̜̗̻̪̙ͧ͗̓ͦ͑ͫ̈́͂̓̃̈ͫ̊ͩ͑̅͗7̸̻͍̦̳̯̗̪͉͉̫̪̗̺̍͆͑͛͐̐̏ͪ̐̇̓̏͂̔̒̎͞͡7͍̥͇̬̩̘̱̜̫̓̏̒̓̓̄̆ͩ͡͝7̵̧̠̤̟̠̮̰̖̮̼͔̣̘̼͎̠̮̳̥̻̆͗͒̎̏ͬͣ̿ͭ͘͟͞ ̷̧̪̘̪̻̯͔̮̞̩̗͈͙̳̭̈̊͛̿̈́ͤ̎̾̐̇ͫ̈͛́͗ͯ͂͒́̀͟ͅÜ͉̱̺̱͎̤̺̲̹̩͍̖̇ͨ̀ͯ̋́̀̕͜ ̴̐ͧ͐ͪͪ̐́͊͆͋̇ͨ͊͛̾͊͢͏̧̲̜͚̝̯̼̖̠͚̜͇̭͜¢̿̓̂̆ͯ̏ͧ̆̎͂ͫ̂ͪ̓͌̅ͩ́͏̷͉͎̭͍̻͎͉͔̥̬̮͇͙̘͍̱͈͈͡.̛̥͉̘͖̲̼̤̹̑ͪͩͯ̾͛ͩ̽̃͊͟͝¢̴̨̡͇̩̙̥̭̭̻͉̝̯̠̊̐ͦ̐̍̅̾̽̋̓͟͢ͅ
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LEAVES: Some green leaves.
Whew. I think that's over. That REALLY made the Update Terminal glitch.
Blue Dye && Perfectly Generic Alchemiter = Blue Generic Alchemiter (Level 0: 1/1)
BLUE GENERIC ALCHEMITER: No longer PERFECTLY generic, this Alchemiter is generic and blue.
184 damage to all non-AG entities!
The Godmodder agrees with you. He decides to kick things up a notch using his own Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader, powered by Random.org!
1. 4 - Six D4 appear.
2. 4 - The remaining five dice turn into D16.
3. 9 - The remaining four dice turn into D144.
4. 119 - The remaining three dice turn into D17136.
5. 16,356. The remaining two dice turn into D280276416.
6. 234,167,908. The remaining die turns into a D65631741996457728.
The weapon can potentially deal 65 quadrillion, 631 trillion, 741 billion, 996 million, 457 thousand, 728 damage to EVERY ENTITY.
7. 51,594,731,205,509,400.
Black Monolith killed!
Dimentio killed!
Vaporeon killed!
Eldan Terraformer killed!
Microsoft Warbase killed!
Boss Totems killed!
Pigzilla killed!
Teleglitch Guy killed!
Robomonkey killed!
Inferno killed!
Phoenix IV killed!
...
So. I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy today. What's up with you guys?
Yeah that didn't really happen.
You enter the WITHER TEMPLE.
Pabu quickly dodges the shot! One of his time-clones appears and slices your arm off. They then steal Ultramarine and snipe you with it before disappearing.
Both weapons deal 7,000 damage!
Alright. HMAS Alex added, I guess.
10,000 damage!
Every player goes into overtime and dodges most of the bullets! However, 2,000 damage is dealt to all of them.
The Godmodder's brainwashing is absolute!
The Godmodder turns it into a potato battery, completely negating the effect, somehow!
Techomancers added!
Pabu killed! But this is only the first time you killed him...
You get banned from the MCF! But only for a few seconds.
Foxy is dead!
citricsquid killed!
Gotcha.
Eiffel Tower added in the Nether!
Boss Totem destroyed!
Double Culling Fork && Eldritch Tentacle = Black (Level 10: 1/11)
+5,000 HP! (Unless it's dead.)
Eiffel Tower's max HP increased!
XBONE Troop killed!
+6,000 HP!
Potion of Regeneration && Potion of Wither = N/A
8-Ball ~~~ Loom = Three in the Morning
Magic 8 Ball ~~~ Loom = Clouded
CUP OF JOE: A flamethrower with the SCP-294 interface built into it. Functions like Zgotar's Call except for the addition of said interface. Input a drink you wish to have and it will spray out of the nozzle.
SWISS TURNSWORD: A pair of red steel fishes. Their midsections are cut out to reveal the gears of a Timetable spinning inside each of them. Can control the flow of time and slice enemies at the same time.
THREE IN THE MORNING: This dress.
CLOUDED: A suit the color of the liquid inside of Magic 8 Balls. Its coattails are emblazoned with the 8-Ball insignia.
You can mix potions using the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer.
Mr. Blobby can only attack one entity every turn!
The Godmodder summons a horde of rabid Scouts that steal every single Holy Mackerel and proceed to attack the ground with them before he uses crockets to kill them all in rapid succession.
No. I don't want to have to go through that Zalgo stuff again. I did warn you...
BARRACUDA: A rubber fish with an iron grip. Appears to be very fragile. Upon hitting target, explodes violently and leaves the smell of fish on the target if not dead.
Cue && Nether Brick && Cockatrice Feather = The Red Dwarf (Level 7: 1/8)
I'm assuming you mean a cue stick. If you mean otherwise, please correct me.
You shoot at KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI, who easily dodges the shots!
Voidmetal Spacetime Diffuser Warp Engine -c Voidmetal Spaceship Frame = Voidmetal Spaceship (1/4)
Magic Cueball && Crystal Ball = Transparent Magic Cueball (Level 1: 1/2)
Magic Cueball ~~~ Loom = Scratch's Tux
SCRATCH'S TUX: The tuxedo worn by Doc Scratch.
6,000 damage!
5,000 damage!
CORROSIVE CUBES: A set of eight dice forged from amethyst. Whatever they touch corrodes away. Used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what the dice land on, the power and scope of the attack fluctuates.
7-6-2-6-1-1-2-8
A giant snakeskin boot materializes from the sky, crushing Pigzilla. 8,000 damage!
Corrosive Cubes > Fine = Layer Eight
LAYER EIGHT: A set of eight dice forged from bedrock. Typically roll favorable results in combat, and are unbreakable. Used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what the dice land on, the power and scope of the attack fluctuates.
You use the Table Leg in a massive rocket jump attack, dealing 10,000 damage!
As said earlier, the Godmodder's mind controlling is absolute...
DukeFISH = Swiss Slicer
PIGZILLA = The Baconator
SWISS SLICER: Already owned.
THE BACONATOR: A chainsaw forged entirely from bacon. That's pretty much it.
Yellow && Cyan && Green && Silver && Red && Blue && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level 10: 1/11)
I'd like it people didn't make these long strings of alchemies...
Look... The stats for the Missile-Mecha were perfectly fine before. If I were you, I'd use those stats over these, since it will last longer.
He was replaced with SERIOUS-BUSINESS.
You shoot Judasx2x, who dodges the attack! He glares at you.
You have to hit him successfully first! The Godmodder parries the blade with his Banhammer!
5,000 damage to SERIOUS-BUSINESS! 3,000 damage to the Ultrarmarine! XBONE Troop killed!
BOTTLED PURE VOID: Pretty much.
7 Eater of Worlds Segments killed!
6,000 damage!
2,000 damage to both!
8 Segments killed!
Brain of Cthulu added! Creepers added!
The government could eventually trace it back...
Do you want to suggest levels to me?
No. Not the Golden Egg... The other Artifact.
8,888 damage!
Potion of Smellspell O0O Potion of Rejuvenation = Potion of Critmist (1/3)
You can only use it on yourself!
What? Oh hell no. This is always such a terrible idea. Leave me alone.
GCATMEOW = Leo's Vengeance
RedMiles = The Regisword
LEO'S VENGEANCE: A set of claws whose blades are pure red. An aura of ferocity surrounds them. The blades occasionally crackle with green energy.
THE REGISWORD: Used by Jack Noir.
4,000 damage to the HMAS Ultramarine!
PURE CONCH ENERGY: All hail the Mighty Conch.
But it had no use! What would you even do with it? What purpose would going into the Void serve?
Unless you can give me a good reason why it should stay, I think it should go.
THE OPERATOR killed Mixcoatl, but you can't damage him!
> FSEFTR: COMBAT OPERANDI - PAX AZURITE
You use up 6 Weasel Snot to invoke the command.
A horrible rumbling sounds from underneath the earth. It cracks, and a massive construct appears, chiseled entirely from stone. It is a holographic image of your ancestor, Azurite. Together, you and him charge, slicing your opponents to bit with your command power. You deal 15,000 damage to a Boss Totem.
5,000 damage!
Barbasol / Divider = TNT, Corn Syrup, Shaving Cream
TNT: Some dynamite.
CORN SYRUP: Used in various foods.
SHAVING CREAM: Well duh.
5,000 damage!
Dimentio leaves the game to head to greener pastures. But he will be back... Mr. Blobby unsuccessfully hugs the Godmodder, which inspires him to think of a way to give him a health bar.
The Zombie Pigmen attempt to attack Dimentio, but he already left! They disappear as well. Vaporeon deals 2,000 damage to Pigzilla! The Eldan Terraformer attempts to attack Foxy, but cannot! The Microsoft Warbase attempts to attack Mr. Blobby, but cannot damage it! HMAS Alex deals 4,000 damage to Pigzilla!
Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to HMAS Ultramarine! Pigzilla uses the Vast Oink! No Pro-Godmodders can attack this turn! The Godmodder curses. Teleglitch Guy revives himself! Him, the Eater of Worlds, and the Creepers gang up on Judasx2x, killing him! The Technomancers deal 1,000 damage to SERIOUS-BUSINESS! Robomonkey finishes him off and deals 4,000 damage to citricsquid!
The remaining entities in the Nether finish off the Pheonix! Inferno has been killed thanks to the players' efforts! Rejoice! The sidequest can continue... The Mutants disappear.
In another portion of the Nether, TheLordErelye enters the Wither Temple. A pedestal lies in the center of its main chamber, but there is nothing on it. A portal lies at the end of the room, but it is defunct. Perhaps you should examine the portal outside of the Temple...
(I leave it up to you to check when people level up on the Scoreboard.)
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 622,962/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Mr. Blobby: [H]
Flareon: [N] Preaching: IIII
Vaporeon: [N] HP: 39,816/40,000.
Eldan Terraformer: [N] HP: 59,316/100,000.
Microsoft Warbase: [N] Corrupted Generator: 30,000/30,000. Corrupted XBONE Troops: 3,000/3,000. (x8.) Corrupted XBONE Guards: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
HMAS Alex: [N] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 400,000/400,000.
Sawbuck: [AG]
Boss Totems: [AG] HP: 5,000/20,000. (x2.) Burned: III
Pigzilla: [AG] HP: 9,500/95,000. The Vast Oink: III
Teleglitch Guy: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Emergency Teleporters: (x3).
Eater of Worlds: [AG] HP: 1,000/000. (x35.)
Brain of Cthulu: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. Creeper: 500/500. (x25.)
Techomancers: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x5.)
Pabu: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Undying Umbrage: IIII
Kennydies42: [PL] HP: 6,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Maelstrom: IIII
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [PL] HP: 8,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Reverse English: IIII
delirious_biznasty: [PL] HP: 8,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Demopan's Salute: IIII
swedge987654321: [PL] HP: 8,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Brainspotting: IIII
citricsquid: [PL] HP: 6,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Calamari: III
SERIOUS-BUSINESS: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Auto-Pastry: III
Judasx2x: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Crown of Thorns: III
HMAS Ultramarine: [PG] HP: 63,816/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 24/125. Killstreak: 14. AMB-Machine: 1/3.
The Nether:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [N] HP: 16,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Eiffel Tower: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 1: Wooden Sword. XP: 10,000/25,000.
PitTheAngel. [AG] Lv. 0.
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 3: Pearl Before Chaos. XP: 12,875/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE / TELESLASH
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 2: Ender's Eye. XP: 24,000/30,000.
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 7,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: One-Sider. XP: 11,000/25,000.
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 3: Economic Frontier. XP: 34,400/35,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 0/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 3: Eagle-Eyed. XP: 25,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Dimentiosome: [AG] Lv. 0.
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 3: Tango Troop. XP: 2,425/35,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE / DINNERTIME
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 3: Ink Scribe. XP: 39,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN / COLD FRONT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 2: Baby-Skylark. XP: 29,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 21,000/25,000.
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 12,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 5: Silent Killer. XP: 27,500/50,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2: MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE] / COMPLEMENTARY
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 2: Double Unagi. XP: 16,187/30,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 2: MeeM Novice. XP: 26,150/30,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 1: Beta Tester. XP: 24,500/25,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 4: Crocker Commando. XP: 11,575/40,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND / DOOMSDAY
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 1: Hidden. XP: 7,000/25,000.
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 4: Down to Earth. XP: 23,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY] / HAMMER TIME
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 6: Fifth Wall. XP: 27,100/75,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 3: Emerald Trader. XP: 3,525/35,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY / HAMMER TIME
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I'm just going to preface this with the fact that I'll probably make code alchemies take a bit longer in exchange for their relative ease of crafting.
7/15 Punch Designix
Chemotherapy 3/11
Combatdice of Zillywen 9/11
I also attempt Fried Eggs && (Carcinogenesis or CANCER, whichever works best for crafting) = PANCER 1/11
... that pun was so bad it probably gave me cancer.
Anyways, I toss swedge987654321 a duped Carcinogenesis, seeing as it's probably riflekind, then shoot citricsquid with my own Carcinogenesis for turning to the Godmodder's side.
By the way, it would actually have been 4 d6s. I'm pretty sure the first roll determines die amount, not side amount. Otherwise you could have a 1 for the first roll and only deal 1 damage by the end. Besides, no d<4 exists outside a purely hypothetical scenario.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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((Heheheh.))
1d8^8 >Fine. ((After the use at the Ultramarine...))
Perfectly Generic Object >1:1. ((Yesss. This should be sufficiently strange.))
Perfectly Generic Object && Chaos Pearl 1/1 ((I wonder what'll happen?))
Roll result at a random PG or G, selected by a d4. Godmodder will be rolled at if there is a roll of 1, other than that assign them as you see fit. Do not roll at citricsquid. I hold out hope for his Heel-Face Turn...Ooh idea!
I input Splash Potion Bottle of Splash Potion of Heel-Face Turning into SCP-294!
I throw it at citricsquid and/or the other players!
Technomancers link up to cast Legendary |-|@©|<.
They hack the system and start decrementing the Godmodder's HP!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
((Like the SCP that is a three sided die? Or was until it was chopped into two one-sided dice?))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Pabu - Swordkind
Kennydies42 - Bowkind
delirious_biznasty - Pankind
swedge987654321 - Riflekind
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI - Magickind
/nullpost
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
MY INVENTORY:
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Augmentation 2: Origin's Staff
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Melee 2: Java Smash
Spoil: Silver Eye
Armor: Nimbleguy the Robotic Exosuit, Wearing: Armageddon's Conductor
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Infection of the Taint
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Winds of the Aether
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Order of the Stone
Entropy of the Cobble
Special Attacks:
Java Smash
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
The Voidwalker springs to life, humming a deep tune. One bolt of lightning strikes it, as the skies darken. The clouds start to shake as puffs of a dark substance pulses out of the active Voidwalker. The Voidwalker rumbles as the following words are somehow inscribed into the air above it: The Room. The very essence of... whatever The Room means powers up the Voidwalker. This... this is uncharted ground. I don't even thing The Master knows what THIS is... I must record this in a new book... Modifying the Medium.
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
Page 3: Reversing the Effects
Ok. Now, anyone could choose a chapter and I will say it in the next posted thing by me on this bulletin.
Kind of like Scratch's Library.
Well, I TAUNT the monolith.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: II
VOID: II
EATEN: Monochromium Fuel Rod
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 400/1000
AQUA: 400/1000
TERRA: 400/1000
AER: 400/1000
ORDO: 400/1000
PERDITO: 400/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
SBaHJ panel && Alchemiter = Aclemitre
>==< to make jpeg weapons. I'll need them(probably(does .JPEG'S IRE consume my .jpeg weapons?))
PANCER 2/11
Chemotherapy 4/11
Combatdice of Zillywen 10/11
Punch Designix 8/15
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Citricsquid or SERIOUS-BUSINESS.
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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As for Flare Flame's Antilog:
> Forward
You move forward. You are in a small room. In the middle of it is a glass pane. Up ahead is another corridor. A small wall blocks the path. You will need to get up there somehow.
> Pass by glass
You pass by the glass pane. You catch another fleeting glimpse of the black object in the corner of your eye. It's getting away.
> Forward
You walk ahead, into the new corridor. You notice something shift on the floor. Looking down, you notice a trampoline on the ground. You can use it to jump over the wall.
> Bounce until max height
You bounce on the trampoline until you almost hit the ceiling.
> Turn
You turn 90 degrees around. You realize with a shock that you are hitting the ceiling. It disappears as you pass by it, revealing a secret area.
> Jump forward
Using your momentum from the trampoline, you jump through the ceiling and move forward, landing in the new area.
Glancing to your left, you see a Magic Window that you can look through to teleport to a different area. Glancing to you right, you see that another, similar Magic Window is behind the glass wall.
What will you do now?
> ...
15/50 HMAS Ship
8/50 x2 HMAS Ships
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Use Lapis Uprise on the eaters of worlds.
Fseftr: Heal Phobos
Nope.
Body armour.
And a fake arm.
Heh.
You're not the only ones who can godmod.
Obviously.
But I think I'll just leave you players alone.
Want to buy some ships?
I PUT PIGZILLA ()N A GIGANTIC CAMPFIRE. I THEN SACRIFICE THE LAMB.
General 1: 31/40
General 2: 31/40
Parasites: 30/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
If they do anything other than just show numbers, I roll them.
I input code 00000001 into the code item-maker thing.
1/15
I input (|-|@°$! into the code thing. Since this is most likely not a valid code...
I input 31415926 into the Alchemiter if that does not work. Either way,
1/15
I cast Epic Chain Lightning at the PG forces! If it has targets left after it has chained through all the PGs it will loop back and hit them again! If a player has respawned they count as a new target!
I write Twentyfold Chaosium! A set of twenty d20s made of pure Chaos, they can be rolled as a set or individually for varying effects, though within the chaos there is a 100% chance that the effect will not deviate from its intent. Strange, isn't it.
I roll all 20 at the PG forces with intent to damage and/or apply negative status effects.
I pick up the potato battery!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 29/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 23/40
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 9/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 9/11
Shaving Cream && Razor && Dark Matter = ??? 1/??
I'm assuming I can control the HMAS Alex.
The HMAS Alex attacks Citricsquid!
The Microsoft Warbase Troops attack the Teleglitch Guy!
I attack the Sacrificial lamb, using the HIS (my) HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM ATTACK! Which makes a Supernova appear on every place I touch the Lamb. I rapid punch the lamb, exactly 663300 times!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 0/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Other Alchemy 2/15
I cast Epic Turnip at the Godmodder.
It's like Epic Potato but not disarmable.
I roll the full set of Twentyfold Chaosium at the AG forces and myself with intent to heal and/or apply beneficial effects and grant extra respawns.
I input "Cup of /gamemode 1 ArchmageChip" into SCP-294 and drink it!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard = Oblivion Autobow (Level 6: 5/7)
Yellow && Cyan && Green && Silver && Red && Blue && Purple Chaos Emerald = Master Chaos Emerald (Level 10: 4/11)
Crafting Missle-Mecha 7/24? (I just dont feel like summoning a 40er just yet, 40's deserve more interresting mechanics. The Missle-Mecha is pretty much just a super-mook...)
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
I decide that the pumpkin is useless and trash it into the teleglitch guy!
INVENTORY