I use Atheist's Grip in COMBO MODE again on Pigzilla. I had fire, void, life, wither, and ice, I think.
The summon was actually of both Vaporeon and Flareon. Flareon is still immortal and will not attack, but he now has a special charging: Preaching (2/4 this turn).
iii: 50/50 (Soon... I guess)
vi: 6/20 +1
i: 6/20 +1
V: 7/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blooooooooooooooooooby!"
Mr. Blobby gets distracted by a butterfly, finally he get's of Foxy and chases the butterfly across the battlefield, Stomping on the Microsoft Warbase as he rumps around the battlefield.
Leonstar0: I pluck a single rose from the bush.
Leonstar1: I create a block of chewed stone... by chewing a stone. I then spit it at the Godmodder!
Rose || Ruby = Ruby Rose 1/?
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 11
I ground-pound the monolith and ask for an explanation of how alchemies work.
Here is the quick version. Alchemies are weapons that you craft. You fuse 2 items together to make a better item. It takes charge time to make, depending on the level. There are many upgrades, which may be a bit confusing. See the Forge page for more details.
I slice the Terraformer. It flies into the BLACK MONOLITH. While they are together, I use my COMBAT OPERANDI on both.
General 1: 26/40
General 2: 26/40
Parasites: 25/50
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
/null
K4yne! The Holy Mackerel is a level 10 alchemy!
Unless you have a random fish that is a godly mackerel (Which is odd) you can't alchemise it further in levels!
Also, what's the description for the Polar Opposite?
Finally, the alternate TARDIS only had 10500 health, if I made a typo, my bad. Oh well, guess it means I get to do my cinematic.
Almost done with the fire alchemy chain, just two more! The Polar Opposite OR blue fire AND hellfire AND holy fire AND dragon fire AND sun fire AND true fire. 1/10 (basically powering it up with lots of powerful fire types. Yeah, its a level 9)
5/6 for the water spear I am too stuck for time to go check the name of...
2/11 for Ultimatum
19/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
11/15 for charged attack
The TARDIS finally, although admittedly belatedly, spirals off into the distance. A flash of golden light (golden light seems to be associated with all the really big scary things doesn't it? The time vortex in Dr. Who... Eric and the godmodder in DTG... Exodia in YuGiOh... I could probably list more, but I've already digressed enough) erupts from a distant corner of the server. It seems the TARDIS has finally been destroyed.
Dimentio has not though. Hee hee hee. You thought I would go down that easily?
Dimentio: Hp: 500000/500000. He has his paradox bursts and increased damage from Oblivion's Destroyer, and he also has the ability to jump threads still, for some reason. It might be the sword he's wielding.
Either way, when he jumps threads, all attacks aimed at him in that round (I will always make him jump threads in my first post) will miss, because he jumps threads before anything can hit him.
Phobos growls at Inferno, he brings up King of the Hill again, then swings it around. This time not into Inferno, but the walls. Suddenly, a massive wall of rock falls from the ceiling, smothering Inferno and negating his healing, at least temporarily.
Piono appears back on the field.
ENOUGH!!!!
Piono uses Play 'Em Off on Dimentio, the second target is whoever is unfortunate enough to get in his way.
THE POLAR OPPOSITE: A large retro-futuristic battleaxe wrapped in solid crystal. A red-hot crystallized tube acts as the sharpened edge of the weapon. Has limited command over fire, and appears to have some ice qualities as well.
The Polar Opposite || Blue Fire && Hellfire && Holy Fire && Dragon Fire && Sun Fire && True Fire = N/A
You can't alchemize that many things in a recipe! It takes up too much space. Just retry it up to Holyfire, and add on the rest later.
You're kidding... The resulting paradox destroys the Alternate TARDIS.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - PLAY 'EM OFF
You decide that, even though Dimentio has just appeared, its time to start facilitating his disappearance from the Battlefield. You take out Penultimatum and show him what you mean. Bullets, missiles, bombs, rockets, laser beams, railgun fire, cannonballs, and any other ammunition you can think of its fired out of its uncountable barrels. 5,000 damage to Dimentio and Teleglitch Guy!
Well, since I have the opportunity, I use JPEG'S IRE on the Black Monolith.
Combatdice of Zillywen 3/9
Wait, this lowered its level by one? The Unbreakable Katana was level 9! Unless the Cheap Sword is level 0, in which case I >Fine Gladius Dei.
In my frustration, I attempt to 8r8k the alchemy so incredibly hard instead of trying to alchemize the proper way.
Fluorite Octet || Vriska's Godhoodie && .Warhammer of Zillyhoo = Loaded Popamatic Vrillyhoo Hammer
Will always produce high rolls in the 6-8 range on all dice.
I then take a ghost-captcha, switch to Recipe Modus, and flip the ghost captcha card over to find a cheaper way to alchemize it if it isn't in the <10 range.
I preview the Omega Armor to get an idea of how powerful it is.
PGO && Alchemiter = Perfectly Generic Alchemiter This should automatically generate any Perfectly Generic item I feel like making.
You raise up your incredibly crappy items and they fly into the heavens. Literally. That's it.
A few seconds later, a blast of all-encompassing .jpeg hits the Black Monolith. 6,500 damage!
Oh wow. You're right. The Combatdice of Zillywen are now Level 10. My mistake.
OMEGA ARMOR: The finest set of armor ever forged to Minecraft, consisting of the stock Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings and Boots. Colored a dull red with golden decals. An omega symbol is emblazoned on each piece of armor. They appear to negate all normal damage, and can absorb the power of attacks directly into their structure where they can be used at any time. Grant the power of flight as well.
I ask the Godmodder about the Wayback Machine he has. And whether he has an answer to the Grandfather Paradox. If he doesn't I debate with him on the subject.
Input code UUDDLRLR
Input code BABASTRT
Input code 0KONAMI0
I write: "1d(8^8) infused with Chaos"
((One d (Eight to the Eighth))) ((I.e. like an octet but one die...))
I roll.
*dunh dunh dunh*
I use Battle Strike on a random PG.
No. No you can't.
Oh, that old thing? The Godmodder hasn't used it in a while... He uses it to head back into the old war and hijack entities from there to use in this battle.
Simple. If you head back in time and directly alter history so that the events needed for you to time travel have been negated, you cease to exist in your current form. If you kill a relative before he or she married, you are completely written out of reality. If you make an event not happen, you live your life without any knowledge of the event.
UUDDLRLR = Konami Blade
BABASTRT = Contra Sights
0KONAMI0 = The Vic's Viper
KONAMI BLADE: A sword that resembles an old NES controller. The Konami Code is inscribed in the blade.
CONTRA SIGHTS: A modified Spread Gun from Contra with sniper rifle sights.
THE VIC'S VIPER: A railgun once used on the Vic Viper, the ship used in Gradius. Fires powerful bolts of energy.
So, a die with 16,777,216 sides.
You roll...
3,250,691.
Since you didn't specify what you attacked, you deal 3,250,691 damage to yourself and shatter the die in the process!
2/10 for the fire axe
I finish the level 5 water spear
3/11 for Ultimatum
20/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
12/15 for charged attack
Dimentio laughs as piono fires at him, shrugging off the damage as if it means nothing. He then flies around the battlefield, preparing a massive barrage of attacks.
Phobos whirls on the Phoenix with Big Chill.
He brings the sword down in an arc that freezes the very air. When it connects with the Phoenix, it freezes solid, making it unable to block attacks until it thaws. Yes, he froze flame.
piono pulls out Ircucvci, then jumps in the air, attempting to intercept Dimentio's attack.
He lops off one of the balls on Dimentio's hat.
Dimentio turns and twitches. Gorilla. Gorillais right you hat-slasher!
Dimentio levels the sword at piono. Gorilla.
piono dives into the ground as a massive beam of energy shoots out of the sword, and all of that paradox energy careens across the battlefield, slamming into Mr. Blobby, The Operator, and the Black Monolith. Ouch. That looks like it would have seriously injured almost anyone but those three.
piono resurfaces elsewhere.
Okay, change of plans. Everyone who's been working with me, new plan of attack.
TAKE DOWN THE JESTER!!!
THE EXTINGUISHER: A modified version of The Waterfall that heavily resembles a fire hose. Able to shoot great jets of water from its tip.
Yikes. The Godmodder decides he'll need to do something about this... The Black Monolith absorbs the paradox energy.
4/5 P Structure
10/10 Teh Epic Combo
4/10 Altar of Energy
3/3 Sword of Twilight
3/9 Quantum Octave
2/6 The Sunspot
+2 to Erelye
Oh, great The Final Smash Ball I was going to use in a combo attack is done. Um, I don't really have a use for it... I know! I'll turn it into a alchemizable item!
New item in the Forge! Final Smash Ball
Able to focus the energies of an entity/player into one powerful attack, when duplicated, it disappears and reappears when needed most.
Blarg, my ~ATH Programs are gone. Except they're not, because I remember them all, down to every space and bracket. I will retype them on a better computer.
I reprogram parts of the Redstone A.I and change it into an Operating System. Then I use the Auto crafter, some obsidian, holy water, and lots of circuitry to make a custom gaming computer in a case of permanently cool Crying Obsidian. I install the the new operating system on the new computer and test it out. I also refrain from giving it internet capability without attaching special hardware to a port.
(Very Fine > Sword of Twilight) && Final Smash Ball
This Altar is going to be so useful So many things I plan on making with it.
You DO realize that a Final Smash is the... same thing as... a... Finale Operandi.
Oh god.
SWORD OF TWILIGHT: A blade perfectly aligned to the day and the night. One half of it is blinding white, the other solid dark. Able to use both elements to its advantage.
Theres no Pink Chaos Emerald? Huh, could've sworn the last color im missing is pink. And that theres a Pink Chaos Emerald, i mean its been a while since i last played a sonic game but even the wiki shows images of a pink one... so what color am i missing? I guess its purple then...
Oh, forgot to finish systems crash? Let me do that next post. And the missing Chaos Emerald.
Dandelion Yellow && Chaos Emerald = Yellow Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 2/2)
Cyan Dye && Chaos Emerald = Cyan Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 2/2)
Cactus Green && Chaos Emerald = Green Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 2/2)
Hmm, did the monolith not splinter or does the Malleo Dei not work as i think it does? Neither is its damage good, a Yoshi ified corrupted Xbone guy did also 5k damage while it was made in only 2 posts.
>Inspect Malleo Dei
Nerfing the mechas HPs... I dont quite understand the balance, anything below 10000 HPs can be 1 shot, even 150000 is risiky (as some attacks this round show) while 50000 takes a whopping 40 charges. Is it because 3 sentries would be mad attack power or something?
Crafting Granger-Mecha 2/?
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms. Explodes upon death.
INVENTORY (Will probably be quite a page stretcher without the spoilers... Gotta look for some other online way of putting this here, anyone have experience with quicktopic and stuff like that?) Armor/Weapons:
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy. LVL5) Current ammo: Rocks
Pumpkin (Can be worn as a helmet to ward off Endermen. LVL1 )
Malleo Dei (A magnificent hammer that glows with a pure light.You can craft it and smelt items on its head, acting as a forging weapon. Machinery courses through its frame. Said to be wielded by Notch himekf. LVL 10)
Items:
Energy in a Bottle (A bottle containing 5 charges worth of energy, either damages or heals hit target. Use with caution.)
Materials:
Silver Chaos Emerald (LVL 1)
Red Chaos Emerald (LVL 1)
Blue Chaos Emerald (LVL 1)
Unknown:
UNFINISHED 5/6 Systems Crash (Description pending. LVL 5)
YELLOW CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
CYAN CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
GREEN CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
The Monolith doesn't splinter! It's made from an unknown stone-like substance. And the only reason Malleo Dei is dealing 5,000 damage is because alchemy power is halved on the Monolith. Normally it would deal 10,000 damage (and you can only use it once per turn!)
Okay, let's see. Put together, with the main body and the three turrets, your entity has 110,000 total HP. I said that your entity needed 40 posts to do because I thought that was adequate for it. Normally, 40-post charge entities have 80-100,000 HP. The reason the entity's health is 50,000 HP is because some of the 80-100K health pool has to go into the turrets as well. If you charged this entity for 20 posts (which would have a result of 40-50K total HP) then you would have only 20,000 HP for the body, and every turret would have 10,000 HP.
Twin, when I said Wands, I was referring to the Scribe's Wands, and talking to Netpatham. o.0
I see. Well, I do not really see myself using the Garage, but it is certainly amazing.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 8/25 (+1 from Leon, Zerithos, and self)
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 8/25 (+1 from Leon, Zerithos, and self)
Eightfold Lovecraftia 2/9
~ATH Computer 2/2!
Viola's Arrow 2/???
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
As you stated the Viola's Arrow was not complete, I suppose I shall put it as an alchemy entirely.
Hooray! I have CANCER! Forget I said that as well.
I walk up to the godmodder with a chalk board. Then, I begin a lecture, summoning thirteen other students. Hopefully, I shall bore him to death.
Alright, students. Listen, and takes notes. This will likely be the most difficult class you shall ever attend.
Some of the students straighten up, and procure notebooks, and a few do not. Fools.
As many spellcasters know, magic is merely a series of your brainwaves influencing a particle or group of particles. In the essentials, this amplification of brainwaves is commonly referred to as Reteradiac Congealment.
I write the definition on a nearby chalkboard.
One may calculate the speed at which your brainwaves affect a certain element with Nartheon's Equation, or r=d(w+m)^e * 0.12. In this case, r is the Reteradiac Subversion value of an object. D is density, of course, w weight, and m mass. E, however, stands for the tier of the second type of essentia within the molecule.
Most of the students are staring at me, eyes glazed over. Heh.
Ah, yes. I did not expect any of you to get it. Here, let us try this. The Reteradiac Subversion of a Vesperium atom.
I begin to write an equation on the chalk board.
As you should know by now, an atom of Vesperium 72 has a mass of 72 grams, a weight of 46. However, the density of Vesperium 72 is 67.68 mL, by average. The second aspect in Vesperium is Praecantatio, which is a tier three essentia. Thus,
Ummm............
No talking, please.
The students take their stacks of tomes and spellbooks, and exit the area. I shall continue this next post.
Bluh.
~ATH COMPUTER: A computer whose base OS runs solely on ~ATH coding. May God help you if you decide to activate it.
You can't alchemize Viola's Arrow if you just know the code! You need to find a recipe for it first!
The Godmodder paid attention the entire time and took a lot of notes! When he exits the area, he pats you on the shoulder and thanks you for the lesson.
...When you look at your shoulder, there is a Gooey Bomb attached to it.
I begin yo-yo-ing with the Return to Sender! :D:D:D "So. FUN!"
"Th4t's... Ah, that's all w3ll and good, but you should l1kely meet your new mini0n, he'5 new to this plane."
{Red-Eyes walks up to the Teleglitch Guy, who is manifested as an extremely low-res forward-facing sprite depicting a nondescipt man wearing an amalgamation of crude steel plating, ammunition belts, and military uniforms over the ruins of a lab coat, and carrying a massive supply of random scrap parts, terrifying Militech guns, and, bizarrely, canned meat.}
"So. Uh, welcome to Godcraft! I guess you work for me now!"
"What the hell am I doing here? I was on my way back to Earth!"
"There was a second Teleglitch Event en route. Don't worry, when you 'Die' it will reverse itself and you'll end up at the destination."
"Wha... What?"
"Sh0ot those guys over ther3."
"...Th4t was some impre5sive bull you threw at h1m there, Red, where d1d that come from?"
"No... No idea..."
{So, Erelye, do we have everything we need for the Weapon?}
You roll 6-3-6-2-8-3-4-2.
A giant grey Eldritch Smuppet appears, much to the horror of everyone on the field. It deals 10,000 damage to a Boss Totem.
Hard Reset || Diamond = Systems Crash (Level 5: 6/6)
(Lapis Lazuali && Rose Red) && Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
Duplicating "Energy in a bottle" once
Crafting Missle-Mecha 3/? (Changed its name, old one was stoopid.)
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms. Explodes upon death.
Firing rocks at a pigman at the portal...
INVENTORY (Gotta look for some other online way of putting this here, anyone have experience with quicktopic and stuff like that?) Armor/Weapons:
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy. LVL5) Current ammo: Rocks
Pumpkin (Can be worn as a helmet to ward off Endermen. LVL1 )
Malleo Dei (A magnificent hammer that glows with a pure light.You can craft it and smelt items on its head, acting as a forging weapon. Machinery courses through its frame. Said to be wielded by Notch himekf. LVL 10)
Items:
Energy in a Bottle (A bottle containing 5 charges worth of energy, either damages or heals hit target. Use with caution.)
Unknown:
Systems Crash (Description pending. LVL 5)
The Godmodder asks why you can't be both!
SYSTEMS CRASH: A modified version of Hard Reset with a diamond extension to the blade. It gleams blue when exposed to light. Can channel its Microsoft abilities into powerful green beams of coding that will crash any system.
That's the last one... Unfortunately, their intended use will probably manifest itself in the form of a Combat Operandi. It'll take you a while to unlock it.
3/10 for the fire axe
level 5 water spear OR tsunami 1/?
4/11 for Ultimatum
21/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
piono rushes Dimentio again with Ircucvci.
He activates time-step, rushing instantly to where Dimentio is hovering and...
Is immediately shot down before he can land a hit. Sorry, paradox magic trumps time magic!
Phobos, having disabled the Phoenix, whirls around and levels Attachyon, firing it right into Inferno's face or face-analogue.
The Extinguisher || Tsunami = The Riptide (Level 7: 1/8)
Not to be confused with Anaklusmos, a sword that translates to "Riptide" from Greek.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 6/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 6/11
Duplicate Crockercorp Turret 1/1
THE WARBASE XBONE TROOPS ATTACK THE MOBS THAT ARE NOT PIGMEN AT THE NETHER PORTAL!
THE PIGMEN ATTACK THE PIGMEN AT THE PORTAL!
I will not be squished, monolith. I throw the CROCKERCORP TURRET at it!
Meanwhile, I use the BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY on it, creating many infinitesimal BIG BANGS across it!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 0/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
That's monster infighting!
BANG! The Crockercorp Turret explodes! 8,000 damage! The special attack deals an additional 3,000 damage!
(Lapis Lazuali && Rose Red) && Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 2/2)
Energy in a Bottle && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Void Shard 1/?
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard 1/?
Crafting Missle-Mecha 3/? (Changed its name, old one was stoopid.)
HPs: 30000/30000
Sentry 1 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 2 HPs: 15000/15000
Sentry 3 HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with 3 sentries as arms. Explodes upon death.
I poke Dimento with some random sticks!
Energy in a Bottle && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Void Shard = Bottled Pure Void (Level 3: 1/4)
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard = Oblivion Autobow (Level 6: 1/7)
I throw a rock at the Wayback Machine, hoping to summon a blast from the past. Rigged Vrillyhoo Hammer 2/??
Perfectly Generic Alchemiter && Weaponized Inventory = Perfectly Generic Omnigun
Shoots Perfectly Generic Objects or things alchemized with Perfectly Generic Objects.
I also throw Gladius Dei at Dimentio, but prepare to deflect it into Foxy if he jumps.
You summon citricsquid! But all that accomplished was teleporting him here from a random point on GodCraft, and even then, he can't help you! He doesn't even have admin powers on here... Although he DOES decide to join the fight as a Player! ...Right when you realize that everything summoned from the Wayback Machine is Pro-Godmodder.
citricsquid added!
That's not how the Perfectly Generic Alchemiter works! Just input the weapon into the Alchemiter, like this:
PERFECTLY GENERIC AUTOBOW: A generic, green autobow. Functions as a crossbow and machine gun. Normally can fire anything as ammo, but now only shoots Perfectly Generic Ammunition.
Miraj: 18/50
That debuff guy: 17/50
+2 to some AG who wants it...
I draw a chalk circle around the monolith. The circle starts to contract, crushing the monolith despite being only a line on the ground.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Carbon nano tubes && aerogel = carbon nano gel 2/3 (close enough)
Potion of angelics O0O potion of rejuvenation = potion of wrath 2/3
+1 potion of magic
Ereyle, those charges were for buying? Alright. I'll add on the wealth. And yes, you can have a potion of magic.
Alchemy Emporium: Now not in a spoiler box! I have a quick side quest planned once both stamina charges hit 50.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 26$ _ Wilson's stamina: 23/50 Wilson's stamina B: 22/50 (+2 from me and 2 from Ereyle) ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
I have an idea for a better name for Wilson, but I won't give him a new trophy for free, at least not yet.
Wilson came by Ereyle's lecture, but the combination of not having a writing tool and having a WPM (words per minute) of around two meant that he didn't take any notes. He sat behind most of the other people and watched with his head tilted slightly to see if this applied to his cosmic magic. He was easily confused as to terminology and what things like vesperium were, but he did know enough math to see some mistakes. For example, units. The units on the first equation meant that the value r was g^2/mL which didn't seem to tell you anything. Also, the order of operations was broken. You do multiplication after powers so you don't get to distribute a value to something raised to a power. You must do the power first. (The answer ends up being 13,344,048.68 this way). Atoms must mean something different in this field. From cosmic magic, he had learned that atoms were minuscule. Maybe here they were some kind of unit, similar to something like Mols.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 7/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 7/11
BARBAHOLE && DOOMBRINGER = ??? 1/??
I MEGA ELBOW BONP the BLACK MONOLITH!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 1/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
"It sounds like mole. Hehehehe... I summon a Mol of Moles, use some spare grav gens to accelerate them to an insane speed, and throw em' at the Godmodder.
"BOOM, BABY! MOLES TO DA FACE!"
"I b3gin t0 wonder as to your s4nity..."
"Hey, I just had a stupid idea."
{A new channel appears on Twitch.tv, entitled H3r0playGodcraft, and begins a stream... It is from the perspective of one of H3's exterior cameras... After an hour or so, the popularity of Godcraft footage and the gimmick of the footage has attracted a few dozen viewers...}
{No, there is no stream in reality. Don't expect one. I've seen charges and stuff get canceled for that.}
The Godmodder uses admin commands to clear them all the second you summon them!
All your teammates forcibly murder you before you do that! The government would probably recognize it as being taken by a player, and they could track your IP and hunt you down... And in doing so, find all the others!
iii: 50/50 (Soon... I guess)
vi: 5/20 +1
i: 5/20 +1
V: 5/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blobb Blob BloooooB!"
Mr. Blobby FALLS on Foxy. Foxy cries oily tears under the weight of the sentient pink blob as he tries in vain to escape.
(Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Mr. Blobby can break the first, second, third and fifth wall too, and the space between it.)
(Oh, and when Foxy dies. Can I convert Freddy Fazbear's Pizza into Blobbyland, unless that affects some plot/sideplot.)
Leonstar0: I go mining for rubies.
Leonstar1: I harvest a rose bush.
I duplicate 3 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 9
Sorry to hear that, Twin. This shall be my final post this turn, in that case.
Oh, yes, I almost forgot. How dare you, miss!? Books, stupid? Ridiculous.
ErelyeCore v1.2 Repair Process: 75% Complete.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 8/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 8/25
Eightfold Lovecraftia 3/9
Viola's Arrow 3/???
+1 to Zerithos and Leon.
These are the Arcane Sciences, and, as such, this terminology is completely expected. Then again, I never actually posted a single word of The Laws of the Arcane, Unabridged Version. I assure you, it is chock-full of a fundamental redesignation of mathematics. Some include carrying a function until its use, which actually describes why I had done that, division of variables that are equal to y by nine, and the utter removal of scientific notation upon the completion of the problem, which was also shown. Has nobody ever wondered why mages commonly go to the magic schools at an early age? To answer your final question, the units commonly measured would be e, v/t, a, and l=m/t. These stand for Essentia, Vis per tick, Aspectual Link(s), and Life Essence = Mana per tick, essentially. However, I shall commend you for your vast understanding of mathematics and science, as you did not know most of this.
Nether: I continue on my way to what appears to be a magnetic residue emitted from whatever great disturbance I felt as I lay dying upon the End. I wonder... Nay, that is mad. There was no such occurrence! Please forgive me; I just thought somebody had deployed an explosive made of something along the lines of liquid helium, hydrogen, or oxygen!
So, how many times have we alchemized something including a Fluorite Octet, in total? This includes the Faceless Eight. I suppose you shall permit eight alchemies involving it to be created, and then that will be... how do you say it... "kaput."
I MEANT to wrap up this whole Nether thing last turn, but thanks to my failing router, I couldn't. It will be finished this turn.
I'm not sure... There was the Cthonic Octave, Eightfold Lovecraftia, Quantum Octave, Faceless Eight, Corroding Crystals, Amethyst Eightfold... I THINK there was more? You can alchemize as many Flourite Octet variations as you want.
I use Atheist's Grip in COMBO MODE again on Pigzilla. I had fire, void, life, wither, and ice, I think.
The summon was actually of both Vaporeon and Flareon. Flareon is still immortal and will not attack, but he now has a special charging: Preaching (2/4 this turn).
10,000 damage! Pigzilla is now Frozen and Voided as well!
iii: 50/50 (Soon... I guess)
vi: 6/20 +1
i: 6/20 +1
V: 7/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blooooooooooooooooooby!"
Mr. Blobby gets distracted by a butterfly, finally he get's of Foxy and chases the butterfly across the battlefield, Stomping on the Microsoft Warbase as he rumps around the battlefield.
Leonstar0: I pluck a single rose from the bush.
Leonstar1: I create a block of chewed stone... by chewing a stone. I then spit it at the Godmodder!
Rose || Ruby = Ruby Rose 1/?
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 11
The Godmodder catches it with teeth and eats it! It does nothing to his stomach of Bedrock.
You die thanks to the paradox caused by your alchemy!
Post III
I feed Pigzilla a oil tanker full of milk and healing potions.
I type NinjaV24 into the Alchemiter.
Cup of Joe 7/8
Swiss Turnsword 6/7
Hide-Behind 3/10
Tarrasque 30/40
Monolith Breaker 1/5 A horrible chill goes down your spine...
Stats for the Eater of Worlds: It's simply just 50 different segments, all with their own health bars.
+5,000 HP!
NinjaV24 = The End
THE END: A massive black sniper rifle decorated with the scales of the Enderdragon. Grants flight and regen to its users. It fires massive purple bolts of pure Enderdragon fire. The ultimate weapon of the Snprrfle Abstratus.
Note that you don't actually have this weapon, you're just previewing it.
I ground-pound the monolith and ask for an explanation of how alchemies work.
4,000 damage!
Simple. Alchemy works by taking two items and combining them together. However, you can combine them in two ways. && (pronounced "AND") and || (pronounced "OR"). Combining Item A && Item B would result in Item C. Item C would have the properties of both items.
For example, Hammer && Pogo Ride = Pogo Hammer. A hammer that retains its signature offensive abilities and has pogo abilities as well, bouncing the user up to great heights.
Combining Item A || Item B would result in Item D. Item D would be completely different from Item C and have the properties of one item mixed with the form of the other.
For example, Hammer || Pogo Ride = Hammerhead Pogo Ride. A pogo ride that LOOKS like a hammer, yet does not function as a hammer, only as a pogo.
Depending on the ingredients used in its creation, alchemies will require varying amounts of time to make. A simple alchemy would only take 2 or so posts to make, but a powerful one could take 6 or so. The more time it takes to make an alchemy, the more potent its power is.
For more information, look at the OP's section on alchemy or PM me.
Here is the quick version. Alchemies are weapons that you craft. You fuse 2 items together to make a better item. It takes charge time to make, depending on the level. There are many upgrades, which may be a bit confusing. See the Forge page for more details.
I slice the Terraformer. It flies into the BLACK MONOLITH. While they are together, I use my COMBAT OPERANDI on both.
General 1: 26/40
General 2: 26/40
Parasites: 25/50
6,000 damage to the Terraformer!
Unfortunately, you can only use your Combat Operandi once every three turns. This is temporary; I'm going to figure out how to rebalance Combat Operandi now that the method of obtaining them is different.
I hit the Black Monolith with a BLACK MONOLITH ACTION FIGURE.
7,000 damage!
Dimentio deals 10,000 damage to the Eldan Terraformer and kills a Corrupted XBONE Guard! Mr. Blobby kills 2 Corrupted XBONE Troops! Unfortunately, he cannot lower a Warbase's Sanity, and it wouldn't make sense to lower an army's Sanity...
The Zombie Pigmen kill the remaining Zombie Pigman from the Nether Portal! Vaporeon and the Eldan Terraformer destroy a Boss Totem! The Warbase kills the Blaze from the Nether Portal!
Sawbuck kills the Magma Cube from the Portal, effectively annihilating its supply of entities. The Godmodder sighs and removes the Nether Portal as an entity since it does nothing. However, it STILL is on the Battlefield; until the Nether sidequest is up, it will stay. Pigzilla cannot act; it is Frozen! Teleglitch Guy and the Eater of Worlds deal 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
The HMAS Ultramarine deals 5,000 damage to the Eldan Terraformer! The Godmodder deals 40,000 damage to Dimentio! He then sees citricsquid... Yes. This will do nicely. The Godmodder sets up a Donation system on his server! Those absolutely brain-dead few who pledge allegiance to him can pay to get special ranks on the server! Sure enough, two players donate. Perfect. He closes the system and watches two players teleport to the Battlefield...
Dubstepper101 and Judasx2x added! In addition to citricsquid, they will pose a formidable threat to the AGs!
The Godmodder laughs, but then sees... In the distance... A Crockercorp Ship?! No! It can't be! Wait... It's painted blue. And it looks like five players are on it! The ship hovers over the Battlefield and fires a salute shot into the air! The players descend from the ship! It's Robomonkey, back from wherever they were! And it looks like they've upgraded themselves... They'll combat the PG players and entities.
Thanks to pionoplayer, Inferno's regen has been heavily nerfed! And thanks to engie_ninja, the Phoenix can no longer revive itself! The Mutants deal 20,000 damage to Inferno! You're almost there! Just a little more...
Meanwhile, a plateau westward, TheLordErelye's Nether Compass homes in a black structure directly in front of him. He now remembers this place. It's the section of the Nether the players traversed while they were in Scratch's Manor. But... why? Why did it draw him here? In the distance, a Nether Portal is visible... The one you used to get to the Nether from Scratch's Manor. Should you enter that? Or the Wither Temple the Compass pointed to?
(Some people leveled up. Go check that out in the Scoreboard.)
EXITIUM
Well.
Combatdice of Zillywen 6/11 (assuming the alchemy continued)
Hmm...
But could I combine the Perfectly Generic Alchemiter into a gun or somehow turn it into one?
Also, expanding on your comment on Final Smash Balls, what happens if I alchemize one with Perfectly Generic Objects?
Perfectly Generic Bangun >Fine ;D
Also, I throw citricsquid at the Godmodder, reminding him of the time he was turned into a squid and giving him trauma!
Just so everyone knows, Dimentio jumps back to the tvtropes session this round, so don't bother attacking him.
Oh fine, I'll just do The Polar Opposite OR blue fire AND dragonfire AND sun fire 1/10. It basically equates to the same thing.
2/8 for The Riptide (yeah, hard to confuse a sword for a spear. And the pen probably isn't long enough.)
5/11 for Ultimatum
22/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
14/15 for charged attack
Dimentio laughs at piono and everyone else assaulting him. Its been fun, but I have others to amuse.
Phobos finishes up Inferno with two things.
He starts with drawing the Emerald Nova... Wait what? How was the improbability drive using it when it was in Phobos's inventory the whole time? Weird. Anyway, he unloads the Emerald Nova into Inferno.
He then uses Battle Technique: Shadow's Grasp
Well whaddaya know, it seems that piono's associates gain abilities from piono leveling up, but them using their powers disable's piono's as well.
The aura of darkness that perpetually surrounds Phobos solidifies. It rushes forwards toward Inferno, and suddenly massive spikes of pure darkness thrust out of the ground impaling Inferno again and again, until the spikes hold him immobile. A massive hand of shadows erupts out of the ground, smashing Inferno in its fist, then depositing Inferno on the wall with large amounts of force, then punching him with enough force to shatter stone.
piono turns around to face the new threats.
Wonderful. Something else to screw things up.
At least it can't be as bad as dimentio.
piono draws Ircucvci, looks at Pabu, and steels his eyes.
This is for stealing my signature weapon!!!
He time-steps across the field, the next thing everyone knows, Pabu has been sliced clean in half.
Oh foxy was dead... Twin, When I said Mr. Blobby stomped on the Microsoft Warbase, I meant that as an attack.
Also can I not harvest a rose and a ruby? Or is it plot shenanigans or...?
Sorry! I'm just confused.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Life = Lemons, which is surprisingly sour.
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HMAS Orchid: 5/25 (Boosted)
HMAS Trine: 4/10 (")
Corrosive Cubes: 7/9
I use Atheist's Grip in COMBO MODE again on Pigzilla. I had fire, void, life, wither, and ice, I think.
The summon was actually of both Vaporeon and Flareon. Flareon is still immortal and will not attack, but he now has a special charging: Preaching (2/4 this turn).
Oh no
Lord Doubtfire [32/50]
I follow up by using the Pomson 9000 to drain the Phoenix's race unique ability to come back stronger.
If it can even do that, which I hope it can.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
vi: 6/20 +1
i: 6/20 +1
V: 7/20 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Mr. Blobby: "Blooooooooooooooooooby!"
Mr. Blobby gets distracted by a butterfly, finally he get's of Foxy and chases the butterfly across the battlefield, Stomping on the Microsoft Warbase as he rumps around the battlefield.
Leonstar0: I pluck a single rose from the bush.
Leonstar1: I create a block of chewed stone... by chewing a stone. I then spit it at the Godmodder!
Rose || Ruby = Ruby Rose 1/?
I duplicate 2 piles of holy mackerels
Holy Mackerel Pile Count: 11
I START A F()REST FIRE NEAR THE B()SS T()TEMS.
General 1: 25/40
General 2: 25/40
Parasites: 24/50
Hey Lord!
YES?!
Have a party.
I proceed to kick The Lord straight into... Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. *Shudders*
The Lord will be trapped there for a while. Do your worst!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
> Forward, turn left, forward
into infinity
Here is the quick version. Alchemies are weapons that you craft. You fuse 2 items together to make a better item. It takes charge time to make, depending on the level. There are many upgrades, which may be a bit confusing. See the Forge page for more details.
I slice the Terraformer. It flies into the BLACK MONOLITH. While they are together, I use my COMBAT OPERANDI on both.
General 1: 26/40
General 2: 26/40
Parasites: 25/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
10/50 HMAS Ship
3/50 x2 HMAS Ships
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Shoot pigzilla with ultramarine
Fseftr: Attack Inferno
/nullpost
Oh no
9/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes
9/25 Health Care Package
Ullapool Caber && The Godly Mackerel = Barracuda (Level 3: 3/4)
> Hogan: BEATING TELECHEATER GUY UP WITH MY BEAR (HAHA) HANDS.
> R. K.: Bombs for Blasting at Telecheater Guy.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
=[32 / 50]= ???
=[22 / 25]= The Brain
I hit the Black Monolith with a BLACK MONOLITH ACTION FIGURE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
K4yne! The Holy Mackerel is a level 10 alchemy!
Unless you have a random fish that is a godly mackerel (Which is odd) you can't alchemise it further in levels!
EXITIUM
/NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
THE POLAR OPPOSITE: A large retro-futuristic battleaxe wrapped in solid crystal. A red-hot crystallized tube acts as the sharpened edge of the weapon. Has limited command over fire, and appears to have some ice qualities as well.
The Polar Opposite || Blue Fire && Hellfire && Holy Fire && Dragon Fire && Sun Fire && True Fire = N/A
You can't alchemize that many things in a recipe! It takes up too much space. Just retry it up to Holyfire, and add on the rest later.
You're kidding... The resulting paradox destroys the Alternate TARDIS.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - PLAY 'EM OFF
You decide that, even though Dimentio has just appeared, its time to start facilitating his disappearance from the Battlefield. You take out Penultimatum and show him what you mean. Bullets, missiles, bombs, rockets, laser beams, railgun fire, cannonballs, and any other ammunition you can think of its fired out of its uncountable barrels. 5,000 damage to Dimentio and Teleglitch Guy!
> GENERIC_USERNAME: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - .JPEG'S IRE
You raise up your incredibly crappy items and they fly into the heavens. Literally. That's it.
A few seconds later, a blast of all-encompassing .jpeg hits the Black Monolith. 6,500 damage!
Oh wow. You're right. The Combatdice of Zillywen are now Level 10. My mistake.
OMEGA ARMOR: The finest set of armor ever forged to Minecraft, consisting of the stock Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings and Boots. Colored a dull red with golden decals. An omega symbol is emblazoned on each piece of armor. They appear to negate all normal damage, and can absorb the power of attacks directly into their structure where they can be used at any time. Grant the power of flight as well.
Perfectly Generic Object && Alchemiter = Perfectly Generic Alchemiter (Level 0: 1/1)
PERFECTLY GENERIC ALCHEMITER: A green miniature Alchemiter. Heavily modified for simplicity. Can only alchemize Perfectly Generic items.
No. No you can't.
Oh, that old thing? The Godmodder hasn't used it in a while... He uses it to head back into the old war and hijack entities from there to use in this battle.
Simple. If you head back in time and directly alter history so that the events needed for you to time travel have been negated, you cease to exist in your current form. If you kill a relative before he or she married, you are completely written out of reality. If you make an event not happen, you live your life without any knowledge of the event.
UUDDLRLR = Konami Blade
BABASTRT = Contra Sights
0KONAMI0 = The Vic's Viper
KONAMI BLADE: A sword that resembles an old NES controller. The Konami Code is inscribed in the blade.
CONTRA SIGHTS: A modified Spread Gun from Contra with sniper rifle sights.
THE VIC'S VIPER: A railgun once used on the Vic Viper, the ship used in Gradius. Fires powerful bolts of energy.
So, a die with 16,777,216 sides.
You roll...
3,250,691.
Since you didn't specify what you attacked, you deal 3,250,691 damage to yourself and shatter the die in the process!
Zombie Pigman killed!
THE EXTINGUISHER: A modified version of The Waterfall that heavily resembles a fire hose. Able to shoot great jets of water from its tip.
Yikes. The Godmodder decides he'll need to do something about this... The Black Monolith absorbs the paradox energy.
You DO realize that a Final Smash is the... same thing as... a... Finale Operandi.
Oh god.
SWORD OF TWILIGHT: A blade perfectly aligned to the day and the night. One half of it is blinding white, the other solid dark. Able to use both elements to its advantage.
Lunar Eclipse && Smash Ball = Lunacy (Level 10: 1/11)
ANYTHING alchemized with a Smash Ball is Level 10 and is a one-use item.
YELLOW CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
CYAN CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
GREEN CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
The Monolith doesn't splinter! It's made from an unknown stone-like substance. And the only reason Malleo Dei is dealing 5,000 damage is because alchemy power is halved on the Monolith. Normally it would deal 10,000 damage (and you can only use it once per turn!)
Okay, let's see. Put together, with the main body and the three turrets, your entity has 110,000 total HP. I said that your entity needed 40 posts to do because I thought that was adequate for it. Normally, 40-post charge entities have 80-100,000 HP. The reason the entity's health is 50,000 HP is because some of the 80-100K health pool has to go into the turrets as well. If you charged this entity for 20 posts (which would have a result of 40-50K total HP) then you would have only 20,000 HP for the body, and every turret would have 10,000 HP.
You could just store it in a word document.
Bluh.
~ATH COMPUTER: A computer whose base OS runs solely on ~ATH coding. May God help you if you decide to activate it.
You can't alchemize Viola's Arrow if you just know the code! You need to find a recipe for it first!
The Godmodder paid attention the entire time and took a lot of notes! When he exits the area, he pats you on the shoulder and thanks you for the lesson.
...When you look at your shoulder, there is a Gooey Bomb attached to it.
i am the WORST GMAE MASTER evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sorry. My router was acting odd while posting yesterday and eventually cut out entirely. I couldn't respond to your reminder.
HMAS Ultramarine added!
Should a Neutral HMAS ship be added since it's Modpack's?
9,000 damage!
You roll 6-3-6-2-8-3-4-2.
A giant grey Eldritch Smuppet appears, much to the horror of everyone on the field. It deals 10,000 damage to a Boss Totem.
It's dead!
3,000 damage to both!
:/
The Godmodder asks why you can't be both!
SYSTEMS CRASH: A modified version of Hard Reset with a diamond extension to the blade. It gleams blue when exposed to light. Can channel its Microsoft abilities into powerful green beams of coding that will crash any system.
Purple Dye && Chaos Emerald = Purple Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
That's the last one... Unfortunately, their intended use will probably manifest itself in the form of a Combat Operandi. It'll take you a while to unlock it.
Zombie Pigman killed!
You use the Sacred Poolballs, rolling them in the air. They glow with a blue and light. Sawbuck emerges from the tenth ball!
No. Not yet.
The Extinguisher || Tsunami = The Riptide (Level 7: 1/8)
Not to be confused with Anaklusmos, a sword that translates to "Riptide" from Greek.
That's monster infighting!
BANG! The Crockercorp Turret explodes! 8,000 damage! The special attack deals an additional 3,000 damage!
Energy in a Bottle && Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Void Shard = Bottled Pure Void (Level 3: 1/4)
Chaotic Autobow && Chaos Void Shard = Oblivion Autobow (Level 6: 1/7)
PURPLE CHAOS EMERALD: Imbued with chaos.
5,000 damage!
You summon citricsquid! But all that accomplished was teleporting him here from a random point on GodCraft, and even then, he can't help you! He doesn't even have admin powers on here... Although he DOES decide to join the fight as a Player! ...Right when you realize that everything summoned from the Wayback Machine is Pro-Godmodder.
citricsquid added!
That's not how the Perfectly Generic Alchemiter works! Just input the weapon into the Alchemiter, like this:
Weaponized Inventory >==< PGA = Perfectly Generic Autobow
PERFECTLY GENERIC AUTOBOW: A generic, green autobow. Functions as a crossbow and machine gun. Normally can fire anything as ammo, but now only shoots Perfectly Generic Ammunition.
He jumps, but Foxy is dead!
9,000 damage!
The Godmodder laughs in Erelye's face!
Barbahole && Doombringer = Ahab's Annihilator (Level 13: 1/14)
You can't even alchemize this...
6,000 damage!
She is dead!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(unit) Prob... Probably.
The Godmodder uses admin commands to clear them all the second you summon them!
All your teammates forcibly murder you before you do that! The government would probably recognize it as being taken by a player, and they could track your IP and hunt you down... And in doing so, find all the others!
12,000 damage!
No you can't.
I MEANT to wrap up this whole Nether thing last turn, but thanks to my failing router, I couldn't. It will be finished this turn.
I'm not sure... There was the Cthonic Octave, Eightfold Lovecraftia, Quantum Octave, Faceless Eight, Corroding Crystals, Amethyst Eightfold... I THINK there was more? You can alchemize as many Flourite Octet variations as you want.
10,000 damage! Pigzilla is now Frozen and Voided as well!
Oh. Flareon added as well.
Phoenix can no longer regenerate! That was smart.
The Godmodder catches it with teeth and eats it! It does nothing to his stomach of Bedrock.
You die thanks to the paradox caused by your alchemy!
2,000 damage to both!
Boss Totems Burned!
It doesn't exist.
...This. This is it. The last update.
+5,000 HP!
NinjaV24 = The End
THE END: A massive black sniper rifle decorated with the scales of the Enderdragon. Grants flight and regen to its users. It fires massive purple bolts of pure Enderdragon fire. The ultimate weapon of the Snprrfle Abstratus.
Note that you don't actually have this weapon, you're just previewing it.
Eater of Worlds added!
4,000 damage!
Simple. Alchemy works by taking two items and combining them together. However, you can combine them in two ways. && (pronounced "AND") and || (pronounced "OR"). Combining Item A && Item B would result in Item C. Item C would have the properties of both items.
For example, Hammer && Pogo Ride = Pogo Hammer. A hammer that retains its signature offensive abilities and has pogo abilities as well, bouncing the user up to great heights.
Combining Item A || Item B would result in Item D. Item D would be completely different from Item C and have the properties of one item mixed with the form of the other.
For example, Hammer || Pogo Ride = Hammerhead Pogo Ride. A pogo ride that LOOKS like a hammer, yet does not function as a hammer, only as a pogo.
Depending on the ingredients used in its creation, alchemies will require varying amounts of time to make. A simple alchemy would only take 2 or so posts to make, but a powerful one could take 6 or so. The more time it takes to make an alchemy, the more potent its power is.
For more information, look at the OP's section on alchemy or PM me.
6,000 damage to the Terraformer!
Unfortunately, you can only use your Combat Operandi once every three turns. This is temporary; I'm going to figure out how to rebalance Combat Operandi now that the method of obtaining them is different.
10,000 damage!
10,000 damage!
7,000 damage!
Dimentio deals 10,000 damage to the Eldan Terraformer and kills a Corrupted XBONE Guard! Mr. Blobby kills 2 Corrupted XBONE Troops! Unfortunately, he cannot lower a Warbase's Sanity, and it wouldn't make sense to lower an army's Sanity...
The Zombie Pigmen kill the remaining Zombie Pigman from the Nether Portal! Vaporeon and the Eldan Terraformer destroy a Boss Totem! The Warbase kills the Blaze from the Nether Portal!
Sawbuck kills the Magma Cube from the Portal, effectively annihilating its supply of entities. The Godmodder sighs and removes the Nether Portal as an entity since it does nothing. However, it STILL is on the Battlefield; until the Nether sidequest is up, it will stay. Pigzilla cannot act; it is Frozen! Teleglitch Guy and the Eater of Worlds deal 5,000 damage to Dimentio!
The HMAS Ultramarine deals 5,000 damage to the Eldan Terraformer! The Godmodder deals 40,000 damage to Dimentio! He then sees citricsquid... Yes. This will do nicely. The Godmodder sets up a Donation system on his server! Those absolutely brain-dead few who pledge allegiance to him can pay to get special ranks on the server! Sure enough, two players donate. Perfect. He closes the system and watches two players teleport to the Battlefield...
Dubstepper101 and Judasx2x added! In addition to citricsquid, they will pose a formidable threat to the AGs!
The Godmodder laughs, but then sees... In the distance... A Crockercorp Ship?! No! It can't be! Wait... It's painted blue. And it looks like five players are on it! The ship hovers over the Battlefield and fires a salute shot into the air! The players descend from the ship! It's Robomonkey, back from wherever they were! And it looks like they've upgraded themselves... They'll combat the PG players and entities.
Thanks to pionoplayer, Inferno's regen has been heavily nerfed! And thanks to engie_ninja, the Phoenix can no longer revive itself! The Mutants deal 20,000 damage to Inferno! You're almost there! Just a little more...
Meanwhile, a plateau westward, TheLordErelye's Nether Compass homes in a black structure directly in front of him. He now remembers this place. It's the section of the Nether the players traversed while they were in Scratch's Manor. But... why? Why did it draw him here? In the distance, a Nether Portal is visible... The one you used to get to the Nether from Scratch's Manor. Should you enter that? Or the Wither Temple the Compass pointed to?
(Some people leveled up. Go check that out in the Scoreboard.)
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 671,850/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Dimentio: [H] HP: 445,000/500,000.
Mr. Blobby: [H]
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Flareon: [N] Preaching: IIII
Vaporeon: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Eldan Terraformer: [N] HP: 60,500/100,000.
Microsoft Warbase: [N] Corrupted Generator: 30,000/30,000. Corrupted XBONE Troops: 3,000/3,000. (x10.) Corrupted XBONE Guards: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Sawbuck: [AG]
Boss Totems: [AG] HP: 4,000/20,000. (x3.) Burned: III
Pigzilla: [AG] HP: 18,000/95,000. The Vast Oink: III Frozen: I Void: I
Teleglitch Guy: [AG] HP: 3,000/20,000. Emergency Teleporters: (x4).
Eater of Worlds: [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x50.)
Pabu: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Undying Umbrage: IIII (Vote to use this attack.)
Kennydies42: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Maelstrom: IIII
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Reverse English: IIII
delirious_biznasty: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIDemopan's Salute: IIII
swedge987654321: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIII Brainspotting: IIII
citricsquid: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Calamari: III (Vote to use this attack.)
SERIOUS-BUSINESS: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Auto-Pastry: III
Judasx2x: [PL] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: IIIIII. Crown of Thorns: III
HMAS Ultramarine: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 24/125. Killstreak: 14.
The Nether:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [N] HP: 16,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 35,000/50,000.
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Inferno: [BOSS] HP: 27,000/90,000. Hellfire: III
Phoenix IV: [N] 50,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 1: Wooden Sword. XP: 10,000/25,000.
PitTheAngel. [AG] Lv. 0.
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 3: Pearl Before Chaos. XP: 6,875/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE / TELESLASH
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 2: Ender's Eye. XP: 18,000/30,000.
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 7,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: One-Sider. XP: 11,000/25,000.
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 3: Economic Frontier. XP: 18,400/30,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 1: Black-and-White. XP: 10,000/25,000.
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 3: Eagle-Eyed. XP: 20,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Dimentiosome: [AG] Lv. 0.
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 2: Food Star. XP: 22,425/30,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 3: Ink Scribe. XP: 33,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN / COLD FRONT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 2: Baby-Skylark. XP: 27,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 21,000/25,000.
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 9,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 5: Silent Killer. XP: 5,500/50,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2: MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE] / COMPLEMENTARY
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 1: Single Unagi. XP: 23,187/25,000.
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 2: MeeM Novice. XP: 14,150/30,000.
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 1: Beta Tester. XP: 16,500/25,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 4: Crocker Commando. XP: 6,575/40,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND / DOOMSDAY
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 1: Hidden. XP: 7,000/25,000.
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 3: Combat Master. XP: 12,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF / HAMMER TIME
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 6: Fifth Wall. XP: 9,100/75,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 2: Novice Constructor. XP: 26,525/30,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
25 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Well.
Combatdice of Zillywen 6/11 (assuming the alchemy continued)
Hmm...
But could I combine the Perfectly Generic Alchemiter into a gun or somehow turn it into one?
Also, expanding on your comment on Final Smash Balls, what happens if I alchemize one with Perfectly Generic Objects?
Perfectly Generic Bangun >Fine ;D
Also, I throw citricsquid at the Godmodder, reminding him of the time he was turned into a squid and giving him trauma!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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DESTROY = EXITIUM
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Oh fine, I'll just do The Polar Opposite OR blue fire AND dragonfire AND sun fire 1/10. It basically equates to the same thing.
2/8 for The Riptide (yeah, hard to confuse a sword for a spear. And the pen probably isn't long enough.)
5/11 for Ultimatum
22/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
14/15 for charged attack
Dimentio laughs at piono and everyone else assaulting him.
Its been fun, but I have others to amuse.
Phobos finishes up Inferno with two things.
He starts with drawing the Emerald Nova... Wait what? How was the improbability drive using it when it was in Phobos's inventory the whole time? Weird. Anyway, he unloads the Emerald Nova into Inferno.
He then uses Battle Technique: Shadow's Grasp
Well whaddaya know, it seems that piono's associates gain abilities from piono leveling up, but them using their powers disable's piono's as well.
The aura of darkness that perpetually surrounds Phobos solidifies. It rushes forwards toward Inferno, and suddenly massive spikes of pure darkness thrust out of the ground impaling Inferno again and again, until the spikes hold him immobile. A massive hand of shadows erupts out of the ground, smashing Inferno in its fist, then depositing Inferno on the wall with large amounts of force, then punching him with enough force to shatter stone.
piono turns around to face the new threats.
Wonderful. Something else to screw things up.
At least it can't be as bad as dimentio.
piono draws Ircucvci, looks at Pabu, and steels his eyes.
This is for stealing my signature weapon!!!
He time-steps across the field, the next thing everyone knows, Pabu has been sliced clean in half.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Also can I not harvest a rose and a ruby? Or is it plot shenanigans or...?
Sorry! I'm just confused.
/null