DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 3/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 3/11
I VICIOUSLY HEADBUTT THE MONOLITH!
THE MICROSOFT WAR BASE TROOPS FIRE AT FOXY!
I SUMMON THE PIGMEN!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM IIIIIIIIII QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY IIIII SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY IIIIII TOTALITY REFRENCES IIIII 006 007 III
Kelem, who is still there because he's not a player, returns to the Conclave after mulling over the scrying records of the explosion and its aftermath.
Greater Phase Shift.
Greater Teleport Lock.
*He walks through the ground to confront Project Binary*
Hello, there...Tell me, were you expecting any visitors?
And don't bother trying to displace me. I've locked that down quite thoroughly, thank you very much. I have one question to ask you: Why are they doing this? World domination doesn't seem like at least her style. It could be revenge...I will not try to guess the motives of someone named Cipher. Do tell.
===Minecraftia===
Charges and Alchemies:
Technomancy Squadron 5/10
Use Captcharoid Card Code 13377341
Entropy Warpdrive -c Control Panel 3/4
Actions: Greater Arcane Missiles at the Monolith.
Scribe's Wands:
"Infinite Nyan Pig Launcher"
Fire an !explosive! Nyan Pig at the Godmodder. To be clear, it won't be able to bounce back and hit anything but, say, the Monolith. Or Foxy perhaps. Or the portal. Definitely capable of hitting the portal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Since it seems I might not have the chance to post later, I'm going to have to post now. Also, twin, if you've got too much stuff to update, maybe the post limit should be cut down to two?
I finish the Polar Opposite
4/6 for the new water spear
The Penultimatum AND the overkiller 1/11. The ultimate in overwhelming fire rate. This thing is a one weapon armory. Heck, this thing probably has more fire rate than the entire Earth put together.
18/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
10/15 for charged attack.
Phobos attacks whatever is in the Nether with Attachyon (after respawning if necessary).
piono prepares a finishing blow when suddenly... Heh.
What? That doesn't sound right. No. It doesn't.
oooh... This might be a problem...
Tricky bounces over to piono.
W͈̞͋͐᷀᷾͋h̪͋ͪͣ͋̍͜a̺ͪ͋̐̈͋̾t͔̤͋᷁ͭ͋̾ ̢̙̃͋̋͋̿i̠̤̙͋ͪ͋͠s̱͆͋̉͌͋͠.̹᷂̓͋͋᷄͘.͖͙̞͋̆̌͋.͗͋ͪ́̿͋̎
Tricky looks up at the burning police box that has just appeared.
Tricky nods, and bounces away.
Dimentio is back.
And mad as heck.
The TARDIS is at 10500 health and is burning for three rounds, its attack has also been disabled.
Dimentio is, however, wielding a certain new weapon that more than makes up for the loss of the TARDIS.
Hey twin... Do your first guardian powers happen to cover what you do with Oblivion's Guardian after Godcraft?
In Dimentio's hand is a modified form of Oblivion's Guardian, the very blade itself, not just a copy, but corrupted by paradox energy.
Now, rather than being a pure white, it is jet black with surges of purple.
Oblivion's Destroyer. It is now far more powerful than it was as Oblivion's Guardian, the jester is now definitely a force to be reckoned with.
In addition to increased attack, Dimentio is now capable of occasional paradox surges, which sends out attacks to everything on the battlefield, dealing heavy damage to everything (more the closer it is to him) and a chance to stun anything that is in the same area (if in a sub-zone) or has targeted him that round (if on the battlefield).
And I don't think he's happy with piono. Hello, backstabber.
Dimentio whirls Oblivion's Destroyer at piono, piono curses and quickly dives into the ground using earth magic. A massive wave of paradox energy crashes into the spot he was moments before. I think its time to end this performance, maybe a tomato or two?
Dimentio thrusts the sword up into the air, creating a paradox surge.
(note: As he is directly targeting piono, and ALL areas are suspect to a paradox surge, I am expecting Phobos to be stunned this next round as a result of this attack)
I've considered that, but if I lowered the post limit to two, the game would probably progress extremely slowly, and not much would get done. The flow of the game would slow dramatically, and I don't have much time to finish it...
Penultimatum && The Overkiller = Ultimatum (Level 10: 1/11)
Phobos respawns. He cannot act this post, so his action with Attachyon is disregarded!
Dimentio and Alternate TARDIS re-added!
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N...
NO...
NOOOOO!!!
What the hell are you DOING with Oblivion's Guardian?! Don't you remember that I EXPLICITLY said in the TV Tropes thread that the weapons I summoned were to be used by ME, and not anyone else?! And you went ahead and used them anyway? No! Dimentio is not using Oblivion's Destroyer! And if the paradox surges are a part of Oblivion's Destroyer, those are going too!
((We all have school... Maybe just update on a schedule)) Entropy Warpdrive -c Door 4/4.
Summon Technomancy Squadron 3 (or 6)/10
I cast Greater Health Leech on the Monolith and channel the HP to the Clockwork Factory.
I write "Ichorium Raincloud that will always be precipitating onto the Godmodder and the Godmodder alone, will not impact anything other than air or possessions that are currently in the Godmodder's inventory or armor slots, and will be present <1 Planck Length over the Godmodder's head" with the Scribe's Wands.
Didn't I tell you earlier that you can only raise a charge point by 1 per turn?!
The Godmodder's Omega Helmet is <1 Planck Length over his head! It absorbs the Ichorium Raincloud.
Suggestion: Yeah Twin, reduce the post limit to two. But as this rate you'll have to reduce it to one eventually, which would be frankly way too slow. Some sort of thing limiting players will have to happen to avoid that. I know you seem to be really against that some reason, but I don't see why.
/null
If I lowered the post limit to two, then not much would get done... The game would progress very slowly, and time is not on my side. There's got to be another way...
I use Gladius Dei on Foxy.
I also was testing what the code for G0D0F41L would be, not attempting to alchemize the Omega Armor. By the way, shouldn't it be Omega+ Armor?
And what happened to the Godmoder after the events of DTG1?
10,000 damage.
Gotcha.
No. The Godmodder calls it his Omega Armor.
I'm assuming you mean what happened to him in between DTG and DTG2.
As you probably know, The Godmodder was jettisoned out of Minecraft (Universe C) by Crusher48 in his final attack, a superpowered roundhouse kick. He broke the speed of light and, as he died, he traveled into the Void, where the Homestuck Invasion was traveling towards the Fourth Wall (time works oddly in the Void.) Doc Scratch noticed the Godmodder and teleported him to Scratch's Tower (Universe A) pre-Hivebent, where he died.
He then respawned and proceeded to ragequit the server.
The GODMODER hasn't been heard from since DTG ended... I think since no one misspells the Godmodder's name anymore, he hasn't had much trouble with this war...
Feeling enraged, he decided to get even with the players and ragequit everyone, so he set up The Operation and GodCraft.
My suggestion would be, KILL THE FRIKKIN' GODMODDER ALREADY, GUYS!!oneone
{Also, Twin, you could try not starting new story arcs every five minutes, so we can get on with the aforesaid.}
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This is taken from when the Godmodder entered ragemode and I told everyone to attack him: There is a new plotline that will probably detract from the Godmodder being in the spotlight, again. But that is why you have to attack him NOW! While the game is focused on him, NOW is your chance to knock a good amount of his HP off! If you don't, then this game will only go on for longer, and I can't update it much longer. It needs to finish, and it needs to finish FAST.
3/5 P Structure
9/10 Teh Epic Combo
3/10 Altar of Energy
2/3 Sword of Twilight
2/9 Quantum Octave
As cool as the Tome of Wayfaring Souls looks to be, all I wanted was a Master Programmer's guide to ~ATH
Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter, all I needed was the Syntax and keywords to accomplish my goals.... And a better computer.
Very Fine > Redstone Computer
I begin programming some awesome ~ATH Viruses for the GodModder. (I'm well aware of his programming prowess, but I believe physical limitations might help my cause. And no, this is not a charge.)
Once again, if I can (and since Modpack Alex showed that summoning objects can be used for more than summoning) Hydrogen Ingot && (Paradox Orb && Adamantium Scimitar (If I can get that easily))
Alchemy is weird. What you expect isn't always what you can get...
Redstone Computer > Very Fine = Redstone A.I.
Hydrogen Ingot && Quantum Adamantium Scimitar = The Sunspot (Level 5: 1/6)
You got a REDSTONE A.I.!
Your antivirus software accidentally flags the ~ATH code as viruses that will attack your computer, and locks them down!
"I suppose I should attempt an attack on the Godmodder... Hmmhh..."
"While trying to think of something, I attempt to use the White Dwarf's Staff Mode in a manner more imaginative than as a bludgeon... FOURTH WALL/CHAOS POWERS, GO!"
"Hmmh..."
"I charge a series of elemental attacks on the Godmodder, then while he's reacting to those, warp behind him and hydraulic-punch him in the side of the head repeatedly."
The Godmodder takes great care NOT to break the Fourth Wall again, and instead chucks it over you as you attempt to use its power against him.
The Godmodder then instantly summons the opposite of every elemental attack, then turns around and conjures up a fluffy kitten to distract you. He then yells in your ear and kicks you in the gut, subduing you.
Aeronedian Skies 48/50 (+1 from Leon, Leon, Leon, and self)
Voidmetal Wand Caps 18/20 (+1 from Leon and self)
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 3/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 4/10 (+1 from Leon, Leon, and self)
+1 to Leon and Leon.
Erelye: Use The Cold Front on Black Monolith.
What I meant by plot device is that I would be using it for Infusion crafting, research, and personal plot, off-screen. It will not become a zone.
I use the Ship-Breaker on Richard <3< Twinbuilder. I would be perfectly fine with everybody writing a collective list of ships to obliterate.
===Night One?===
Dear me. Foxy, I just wanted to get a job as a security guard during the graveyard shift. No need to stare at the endless abyss covering my face, thanks to my thirty post Void Thaumaturge Robes. Heh. I flash-step into the security room, and check the cameras, keeping a close eye on Pirate Cove. If any animatronics attempt to make their way to the security room, I shut the doors until they leave, and flash the lights randomly.
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I wonder if... no. Wait. Yes! Oh course! The thermal resonance amplifies the draw rate, thus increasing the yield of energetic quarks! After achieving this important bit of knowledge, I pull out my copy of the Nether Compass, and reignite the portal, rushing through it; heading towards the area the Compass points to. If I find any Firestone Ore or Sunstone Ore on the way, I mine it, and stick it in my Traveling Trunk. To be clear, I am not joining the Nether sidequest. I am merely taking advantage of what is already here.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - COLD FRONT
You wield your array of ice-themed weapons and summon up a tempest of pure fridigity. The temperature of the Batltefield drops steadily. You then use the innate ability of your weapons to channel the storm into a small orb of cold, then release it in a giant wave. 8,000 damage!
BAM! The Godmodder and my Minecraft avatar (wherever the hell he is (wait, I'm him, never mind)) fall to their knees as their ships are broken. The Godmodder is susceptible to attack...!
The pizza party's gone, Erelye! Foxy's with you now! That's what she wanted... Why aren't you happy about that?
You enter the Nether. The Nether Compass appears to point somewhere towards the northwest. You head there.
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol = Ender Magnum (Level 7: 3/8)
I'LL HAVE S()ME FUN! Y()U AREN'T THE ()NLY ()NE C()NTR()LLING, I'LL ATTACK AS WELL. I SMASH F()XY AND MANT()R()K TOGETHER, USING MYSTERI()US ENDERGY. BY THE WAY, WAS I RIGHT? IS RICHARD THE BR()THER ()F N()TCH?
General 1: 18/40
General 2: 18/40
Parasites: 17/50
Yes, The Lord is Herobrine. Big surprise, right?
5,000 damage to the Black Monolith!
3,000 damage to both!
Hell no! You'll have to see what their relationship is in due time...
I cant forge a item with itself? Huh. Im pretty sure i saw some of these in the Forge thread, but okay.
Also, guh, a Pumpkin... I expected something like Brightstone bricks and made from that some brightstone robe... xd
Sulfur Smasher && Pulley && Crafter's Best Friend = Malleo Dei (Level 10: 9/11)
Hard Reset || Diamond = Systems Crash (Level 5: 3/6) (typoed once, that 1 was supposed to be a 2.)
[(red dye && Bone meal) && Chaos Emerald] 1/?
I play "Whack a mole" with a AG! He gets to play as mole...
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 3/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
You used to be able to, but I removed that fairly recently, seeing as it was redundant.
Rose Meal && Chaos Emerald = Red Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
Sulfur Smasher && Pulley && Crafter's Best Friend = Malleo Dei (Level 10: 10/11)
Hard Reset || Diamond = Systems Crash (Level 5: 4/6)
Lapis lazuali && Chaos Emerald 1/?
Autobow fire at the Black Monolith!
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 4/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
Sulfur Smasher && Pulley && Crafter's Best Friend = Malleo Dei (Level 10: 11/11)
Hard Reset || Diamond = Systems Crash (Level 5: 5/6)
Bone meal && Chaos Emerald 1/?
I shoot at Yin using my Autobow!
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 5/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
You got MALLEO DEI! A magnificent hammer that glows with a pure light.You can craft it and smelt items on its head, acting as a forging weapon. Machinery courses through its frame. Said to be wielded by Notch himekf.
> Go to Jump Room, jump off, catch platform, turn to disintegration grid, select cube from top by carefully aiming with slight movement, move cube to middle of disentigration grid
Aeronedian Skies 50/50! (+1 from Leon and self)
Voidmetal Wand Caps 20/20! (+1 from Leon and self)
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 4/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 5/10
+1 to Leon and Leon.
Erelye: Use The Pen on Black Monolith.
===Night One===
I'm scared. Oh, really??? That is news to me. It isn't funny anymore. We could die to these creepypasta robot animals. That is quite possible. Bu- Uh- You- BLUH! Heh. Can we just stop arguing and wait the rest of the night out?
*a few minutes later*
Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod What is it now? Have you become obsessed with fake entities? They're right outside!!!! Ohmygodohmygod! *Presses red 'Door' buttons*
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Meanwhile, in the Nether, I attempt to collect at least two Firestone. Luckily, I know the Aerodome spell. Then, I continue towards the area marked by the Compass, obtaining alchemical ingredients and ores as I go. If I happen to pass by any lava, I pull out four Fluid Canisters, and fill them with the magma. I think at least one of you know what I am aiming for.
Yes. Heh. I head down to the Infusion Room once more. This time, I am carrying a pile of candles. I shall need them. Let me see here... I check my list.
Wand Focus: Shadowbeam
Wand Focus: Lightning
Wand Focus: Equal Trade
Wand Focus: Portable Hole
Everfull Ink Canister x3
Salis Mundus x2
Crucible
Arcane Singularity
Alchemical Construct
Node In a Jar (Ominous Node*)
Comet (In stasis) x2
Thunderstorm in a Jar x4
Aeronedian Fog in a Bottle x5
Eldritch Eye
(*: Ominous Nodes are my invention, only found in Grayhold Citadel.)
Check.
I place all the candles down near the other occult apparatus, and assign the items to pedestals, placing the Shadowbeam in the center. Finally, I tap the Matrix with my wand. Here we go. The essentia flows into the Matrix, which is currently relatively stable. Scratch that. It just knocked off a Salis Mundus, and destroyed the Crucible. I replace the Crucible, and put the Salis Mundus back.
Are you all right? You look kinda pale...
I do not respond. However, I do clench my fists as the infusion continues. I swiftly replace an Ink Canister and the Wand Focus: Lightning as they evaporate into Flux Gas. Finally, the first stage is over. Whew.
The second stage consists of various items being destroyed or displaced, and my replacing or repositioning of them. Here it is. Wand Focus: Aeronedian Skies.
I shall get to the stats at the end of the post. I shall also describe what the focus does here.
Essentially, when first used, the focus summons a gigantic thunderstorm, as well as causing a great deal of fog to appear separately. The lightning will (usually) not damage entities, nor shall the rain. Then, I flick the wand at my... err... targets, and all goes silent for a second. After that, comets fall through the storm clouds. These are no ordinary comets. They are meteors, technically, composed entirely of ink. The comets/meteors hit the entity/entities, dealing the damage the wand is assigned to, to them. Of course, only a few meteors hit the entities, dealing damage and draining Sanity. The rest hit the environment, and the arcane energy within causes a small impact crater. (creeper sized) All the blocks hit evaporate into Flux Gas, or melt to Flux Goo. Then, the wand needs recharging of its vis. If the focus is used underground or indoors, Portable Holes appear in the ceiling to allow the effects to occur.
There you have it.
This infusion was considerably less stressful. The four Salis Mundus did not get knocked off the pedestals or destroyed whatsoever. The Potentia, Alienis, Auram, and Vacuos drained without a hitch. Here we are. I walk over to a nearby Arcane Worktable, and preform Molecular Infusion to keep the Hazel Wand stable while I remove the original caps for the upgrade. I stick my trusty Vesperium Tipped Ichorcloth Strapped Silverwood Crafting Scepter in, with the capless Hazel Wand in the center of the workbench, and the two Voidmetal Wand Caps on the sections relevant.
One thousand vis of each type?! Oh, my. A price I shall have to pay. Yes. Here we are.
I attach Wand Focus: Aeronedian Skies to my creation. Now, here are the stats.
Upon hit, the Wand will deal anywhere from 11,000 to 20,000 damage. Your choice what value. As was mentioned earlier, the wand drains 5% Sanity per hit. However, this attack is not without some absurd cost. The wand must recharge its vis after each attack in the Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal. This will take anywhere from two to three turns. Your choice which.
Also, this weapon deals exactly 0 damage to Richard, period. Finally, I should also note that the Augmentator has not yet been built. Thus, I can no longer use the wand until it has. I should also mention this is not the last bit of charging for the wand. There will hopefully be another mode entirely that will play no factor in combat, as well as more gear raising the damage dealt. I am attempting to balance the OP Scale. I hope I have done a good job.
I mark the Wand with a Ritual of Soulbinding. This means that it can never be stolen, duplicated by any means, or removed from my presence, whether you are an PG or otherwise. It will stay in my inventory when I die. Heh. The Focus... it is entrancing. Within... I can see... well, not literally, of course. My sight has been somewhat permanently damaged.
I have seen past the bounds of infinity.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE PEN
7,000 damage!
Wow. That's actually surprisingly well balanced.
You collect the neccessary ingredients in the Nether. You walk northeast until the compass's direction shifts straight north. You walk there, fording a Nether Fortress.
Post III Whorp!
I teleport Foxy into a sealed titanium barrel filled with red-hot nails, rabid magma cubes, and radioactive debris, rolling down a ledge into the crater of an active volcano.
YEAH F0XY! D0 A BARREL R0LL!
It Fell From The Sky 26/26 A meteor appears in the sky, glowing in an odd pink colour. A sound shakes the Battlefield OINK! In three turns it will land, causing death and mass destruction. Just not for the AGs Stats for PIGZILLA
It should simply have a huge amount of health, and a weak passive regeneration. Each 3 turns it is able to use a attack known as the "Vast Oink" that makes 3 random non-AG entities unable to attack that turn.
Amethyst Eightfold 6/8
Cup of Joe 4/8
Swiss Turnsword 3/7
Eater of Worlds 12/15
Tarrasque 27/40
Why didn't you quote my post last turn?
9,000 damage to Foxy!
Pigzilla added!
I had a lot of trouble posting when you posted last... I didn't catch some of the posts. Sorry about that.
Blue: Don FTL Suit, Heal foxy with gib tsunami
Fseftr: Attack the enemies.
Bluebird -c Teleport Pad 4/4
FTL Suit AND Strength Potion AND Night Vision Potion AND Regeneration Potion 1/1
Laser Artillery -c Antimatter Grenade 1/4
-Scene-
Blue then proceeds to chuck a half dozen anti-matter grenades into the library, before teleporting back to the battlefield. She then sends a message to the past, making some of the Hand members wait for her by the entrance in the present.
Heh. I bet you thought that was going to be a whole thing.
+9,500 HP to Foxy!
FTL Suit && Potion of Strength && Potion of Night Vision && Potion of Regeneration = FTL Armor
Laser Artillery -c Antimatter Grenade = Antimatter Artillery (1/4)
You got BLUE'S DROPSHIP! Now has teleport chambers to move troops directly onto the front lines.
You got FTL ARMOR! An upgraded FTL Suit built for combat, with night vision goggles and regenerative qualities, not to mention upgraded strength.
A whole pile of Holy Mackerels on top of a Giant Fish. a pink aura surrounds both Leonstar's and then solidifies into a pink spacesuit
Mr. Bobby is an invincible horrorterror on the AG side. It has the power to control minds. Sanity does not effect it as it is already insane. It can break the fourth wall, not the actual wall however. It was created to counter foxy, fight horror with horror.
WHAT THE [REDACTED]?!
Mr. Blobby added! The Godmodder screams in horror! So does everyone else! Given enough time, he'll find out a way to make it vincible...
Netherium: 50/50 (SAVING. - I know, I'm not supposed to do this. I guess I just figured it would take longer to charge, and I can't deploy this until the sidequest ends. There's like, 3 more zones to it.)
Corrosive Cubes: 4/9 (That's what CC was.)
The Nether Portal is now Angered! It spawns 2 Zombie Pigman and 1 Blaze or Magma Cube every round, and will kill anything Goomba summons. They will also turn PG for two turns, angry at Goomba's team. I think he's AG... This is because Goomba killed 2 Pigmen with Yoshi.
A 5082.93679741382050000000087° angle divided by 94386^76 x the square root of two equals y. What is y?
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 5/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 8/10 (+1 from Leon, Leon, and self)
+1 to Leon x2.
I am really sorry about posting three times when you said to cut it down, but this post is needed.
Battlefield: I close my eyes, walk towards the Black Monolith, and raise my hand.
I helcë vaccuva tye.
Nether:
Aha! I place down an Alchemical Construct, and place a pile of Redstone within. Then, I add quite a few jars of Potentia and Machina each. Out pops approximately 27 redstone. I craft this into three blocks. I summon four diamond pickaxes. Here we are...
I place the Refined Firestone in my inventory, and continue heading towards the direction the Nether Compass points at.
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Infinity Rune (Númen) /\ 64 Cognitio /\ Blank Spellbook = Empty Tome of Spells (Empowered) 1/4 (Level Three)
Why have I just decided approximately what will appear in the central pedestal? I call the shots with Arcane Infusion. Heh. Well, that, and I did the research, and made the discovery. Come on; most of my charges technically finish on post fifteen. I use the rest for totally unrelated research. However, the knowledge obtained energizes them. The only charges I have actually spent the entirety of the time working on were the Hazel Wand ones.
So. Nimble and Leon. Remember how you had at least two spells you obtained in EL:WotLG? Well, I am erasing them from your mind. Correction: I did erase. To re-obtain them, you will have to go through with this, as shall I. You will first have to create a blank Spellbook with a different type of Infinity Rune than the one I used. Otherwise, it is the exact same recipe. Then, you will have to use Arcane Infusion to create spells to place in there. You already know the spells, but cannot use them until you create a new page in the Spellbook detailing it. The Infusion must contain a Spell Parchment as an ingredient. Spells are based upon regular alchemy levels; you may combine spells to create more powerful ones. The cap is level ten, and you may upgrade the Spellbook without loosing any spells. Good day. I should also note that all spells take up the same alchemy slot as the Spellbook.
I continue to head towards the area the Nether Compass is pointing.
I have no clue what that means.
You keep heading north.
Your spells SHOULD remanifest themselves as Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi, Erelye.
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 3/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 3/11
I VICIOUSLY HEADBUTT THE MONOLITH!
THE MICROSOFT WAR BASE TROOPS FIRE AT FOXY!
I SUMMON THE PIGMEN!
5,000 damage!
You use the Auditory Piston, summoning the Zombie Pigmen!
Fire the !explosive! Nyan Pig at the Godmodder. To be clear, it won't be able to bounce back and hit anything but, say, the Monolith. Or Foxy perhaps.
Please stop doing things on Earth. Thank you.
Okay, the Black Monolith deflects the shots so it deals 8,000 damage to Mixcoatl.
The Godmodder removes the Voidwalker since it is completely pointless.
Dimentio and the Alternate TARDIS deal 7,000 damage to Mixcoatl and Mantorok!
The Zombie Pigmen deal 5,000 damage to Mantorok! The Eldan Terraformer deals 5,000 damage to the Black Monolith. The Microsoft Warbase deals 5,000 damage to Foxy!
Mixcoatl, having dropped to less than 40,000 HP, enters Enraged Mode again! However, this isn't permanent like last time... It will go away in two turns. Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity, killing Mantorok instantly! Yin and Mr. Blobby deal 9,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS! Pigzilla readies up the Vast Oink...
Foxy heals Yin for +30,000 HP, killing it! In one turn, she'll head back to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, taking the pizza party with her! The Nether forces ready for any entities Goomba might summon... The Godmodder deals 40,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS!
Inferno has regened almost all of the HP you've taken! To make things worse, it uses Hellfire, killing The_Serpent, engie_ninja, and fseftr, and Burning Phobos! The Pheonix deals 10,000 damage to Phobos! The Godmodder notices your plight and decides that he can look back to the past to help... Minecraft mobs were always his specialty. He summons some reinforcements to aid you in capturing the zone. (Serpent, what side should the Nether mobs be aligned to? Neutral?
And now, for the LEVEL UPs that took place over the past few turns:
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I dig myself out from underground off to the anti-godmodders' side of the battlefield - apparently I had been buried here after the last battle. One good look at the Godmodder and I once again get the urge to battle.
I begin by looking around in the hole I just dug.
1/2
(Hello! I was slightly involved in the first battle, and this one seemed like a fun choice too. I'll be on the AG side.)
I dig myself out from underground off to the anti-godmodders' side of the battlefield - apparently I had been buried here after the last battle. One good look at the Godmodder and I once again get the urge to battle.
I begin by looking around in the hole I just dug.
1/2
(Hello! I was slightly involved in the first battle, and this one seemed like a fun choice too. I'll be on the AG side.)
I thought I remembered you! I read all of the first one, by the way. /NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
... The Godmoder. Singular d. I know what happened to the Godmodder. I don't make grammar mistakes. What happened to him?
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Mantorok or Foxy.
Hmmm... When in doubt, alchemize like it's 1998!
...That made no sense. Whatever. GUN.... && SORD.... I try to see how high a level the Omega Armor is.
I also attempt Fluorite Octet && Unbreakable Katana,
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Whew. I did a good job balancing.
Ender Magnum 6/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 9/10
Erelye: Pierce the Monolith with a Deathly Gaze, giving it the wither effect for a turn or two.
Here we go. Essentially, a Refined Firestone, when dropped near lava, absorbs all heat and energy from it, transforming it into obsidian, and charging the stone. This is very useful, as it is effectively a rechargeable solid fuel source, as well as a way to stay warm.
I think... Hmm... Heh.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Yes, fifty posts to assemble a book. It is The book. Heh.
Nether: I continue heading northwest, hoping to get there by the end of this turn.
I quickly build a particle accelerator on the Battlefield. Then, I send two atoms into the tubing, and magnetize it. Finally, the atoms start to move, until they collide, creating a black hole for a fraction of a second. This black hole is frozen in time, until I manage to scratch the Omega Armor. I do not care whether or not this actually damages Richard, but I do want to see how he reacts.
The Inky Abyss does not approve of those magic-users who abuse the powers the dimension grants them, Netpatham. In fact, I have heard of the dimension utterly rejecting those who use it like you do. I have used them sparingly.
I draw my Scribe's Wands, and write 'Reverse Mechanical Antireaction' in the air. This causes Foxy to explode.
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... The Godmoder. Singular d. I know what happened to the Godmodder. I don't make grammar mistakes. What happened to him?
Well I'm an idiot. I thought you wrote "Godmodder"...
I don't know what happened to the Godmoder. Judging by the lack of people misnaming the Godmodder as "Godmoder", I'd say he's doing pretty good now that people aren't constantly attacking him. Feel free to do whatever you want with him.
I respawn. I really should be paying more attention to Inferno. But I have so many irons in the fire. In fact, I have ALL of the irons of the fire. ALL. OF. THEM.
I use Atheist's Grip to absorb a random attack from a player or entity. I then use it in COMBO MODE with all of the elements it has on Pigzilla.
Suddenly, a piece of Hellfire flies through the portal and touches the False Prophet Reborn. It looks up fearfully, and begins to evolve...
WHEN SUDDENLY...
Five thousand Twitch users, all at once, press B.
The evolution doesn't stop though. Something strange is happening. Eevee evolves... it evolves into...
Eevee.
And by that, I mean Vaporeon. Finally, the wish of Twitch is granted. But that's not all. Flareon also appears, the False Prophet, and throws Vaporeon down into the mass of entities. Vaporeon will recover later to serve the Helix, but Flareon has a job to do.
Ender Magnum 6/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 9/10
Erelye: Pierce the Monolith with a Deathly Gaze, giving it the wither effect for a turn or two.
Here we go. Essentially, a Refined Firestone, when dropped near lava, absorbs all heat and energy from it, transforming it into obsidian, and charging the stone. This is very useful, as it is effectively a rechargeable solid fuel source, as well as a way to stay warm.
I think... Hmm... Heh.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Yes, fifty posts to assemble a book. It is The book. Heh.
Nether: I continue heading northwest, hoping to get there by the end of this turn.
I quickly build a particle accelerator on the Battlefield. Then, I send two atoms into the tubing, and magnetize it. Finally, the atoms start to move, until they collide, creating a black hole for a fraction of a second. This black hole is frozen in time, until I manage to scratch the Omega Armor. I do not care whether or not this actually damages Richard, but I do want to see how he reacts.
The Inky Abyss does not approve of those magic-users who abuse the powers the dimension grants them, Netpatham. In fact, I have heard of the dimension utterly rejecting those who use it like you do. I have used them sparingly.
I draw my Scribe's Wands, and write 'Reverse Mechanical Antireaction' in the air. This causes Foxy to explode.
Did I mention the different system bit? They've adjusted a bit...And frankly if they go on the fritz I have Plan B in the Notebook.
/null
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Right, time to upkeep my charges... Gahh.. Welp, Narrator-Zand is ON THE CASE!
Chthonic Octave 11/11
The Record Scratcher 10/10
Teleglitch Guy 32/32 {Ok, so he starts with 20,00 health, but carries emergency teleporters, which, when he dies, will move him away from enemies and heal him to 10,000, he has enough of these to bring his effective HP to the norm for this charge level. For his attacks... Ok, so this is the Teleglitch Guy, he's basically the Doom Guy, except even more 2D, and with some crazy{Arguably, crazy-er} guns. His basic attack is just a random gun, like a minigun, a laser cannon, a heavy rifle, a sticky grenade firing shotgun, that kind of thing, but he also has a special attack, which is a universally dangerous ubershotgun thing, that deals 2000 damage to him, and three times his normal attack damage to his target, and to the most recent few entities to have attacked him. {Balance if needed.} He has four of these, and cannot commit suicide using them.} {Wow that ended up as a wall of text... Oopsie.}
I use Gladius Dei on Foxy, trying to cut off her arms. I also accuse the Godmodder of being terrible at humor. GUNSORD.... 2/??
Fluorite Octet && Unbreakable Katana 2/??
Hmmm...
Godmoder 1/50
Would this even work?
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 4/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 4/11
THE PIGMEN ATTACK PIGZILLA!
THE WARBASE TROOPS ATTACK THE PIGZILLA!
I lean down to the godmodder's shoes. I tell him I am shining them. I spit on them, and then use a MICROSOFT 3000 THREAD COUNT CLOTH to wipe them off. He tosses me a diamond for my labor, and then I USE HIS OWN FOOT TO PUNT THE DIAMOND INTO HIMSELF!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 3/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
I continue my alchemies.
I stare at the Godmodder's Wayback Machine, thinking back to the last time it was used. It seems he's ignored it. But can I hope to get to it unnoticed?
Sneaking inconspicuously 2/50
PGO && Sock = Perfectly Generic Distaction
The PGD suddenly appears in the vicinity of the Godmodder if he happens to look in my general direction.
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Ender Magnum 7/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 10/10!
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 2/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 2/25
+1 to Leon and Leon.
Oh, have my Wands suddenly completely changed due to the fact that I handed them to you? No. There are no exceptions when it comes to ink. Ink is creation. Ink is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is knowledge. Knowledge is wisdom. Wisdom is thought. Thought is ink. Ink is Vis. Vis is magic. Magic is my life.
Nether: Head north. Do not stop until destination is reached.
I almost forgot. My statement in Quenya last turn, for convenient reference, stated "The ice shall coat thee."
Ah, yes. Good. The resonance gem does not collide with the core designex. Back to Grayhold for the second consecutive turn. I place the items on the pedestals.
Not too bad. This time, I relax as the Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal is infused. Now, I have to create a way for my wand to interact with it. A Resonance Gem.
(*: Whenever I refer to Nightmare Fuel, I mean the Don't Starve kind. It has been used three times by myself: In the Executioner, the Hazel Wand's creation, and now.)
This time, I am slightly more alert. Still, luck is in my favor. If it exists, that is.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 23/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 17/40
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 3/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 3/11
I VICIOUSLY HEADBUTT THE MONOLITH!
THE MICROSOFT WAR BASE TROOPS FIRE AT FOXY!
I SUMMON THE PIGMEN!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM IIIIIIIIII
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY IIIII
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY IIIIII
TOTALITY REFRENCES IIIII
006 007 III
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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===Earth===
Kelem, who is still there because he's not a player, returns to the Conclave after mulling over the scrying records of the explosion and its aftermath.
Greater Phase Shift.
Greater Teleport Lock.
*He walks through the ground to confront Project Binary*
Hello, there...Tell me, were you expecting any visitors?
And don't bother trying to displace me. I've locked that down quite thoroughly, thank you very much. I have one question to ask you: Why are they doing this? World domination doesn't seem like at least her style. It could be revenge...I will not try to guess the motives of someone named Cipher. Do tell.
===Minecraftia===
Charges and Alchemies:
Technomancy Squadron 5/10
Use Captcharoid Card Code 13377341
Entropy Warpdrive -c Control Panel 3/4
Actions:
Greater Arcane Missiles at the Monolith.
Scribe's Wands:
"Infinite Nyan Pig Launcher"
Fire an !explosive! Nyan Pig at the Godmodder. To be clear, it won't be able to bounce back and hit anything but, say, the Monolith. Or Foxy perhaps. Or the portal. Definitely capable of hitting the portal.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I've considered that, but if I lowered the post limit to two, the game would probably progress extremely slowly, and not much would get done. The flow of the game would slow dramatically, and I don't have much time to finish it...
Penultimatum && The Overkiller = Ultimatum (Level 10: 1/11)
Phobos respawns. He cannot act this post, so his action with Attachyon is disregarded!
Dimentio and Alternate TARDIS re-added!
...
N...
NO...
NOOOOO!!!
What the hell are you DOING with Oblivion's Guardian?! Don't you remember that I EXPLICITLY said in the TV Tropes thread that the weapons I summoned were to be used by ME, and not anyone else?! And you went ahead and used them anyway? No! Dimentio is not using Oblivion's Destroyer! And if the paradox surges are a part of Oblivion's Destroyer, those are going too!
Didn't I tell you earlier that you can only raise a charge point by 1 per turn?!
The Godmodder's Omega Helmet is <1 Planck Length over his head! It absorbs the Ichorium Raincloud.
If I lowered the post limit to two, then not much would get done... The game would progress very slowly, and time is not on my side. There's got to be another way...
10,000 damage.
Gotcha.
No. The Godmodder calls it his Omega Armor.
I'm assuming you mean what happened to him in between DTG and DTG2.As you probably know, The Godmodder was jettisoned out of Minecraft (Universe C) by Crusher48 in his final attack, a superpowered roundhouse kick. He broke the speed of light and, as he died, he traveled into the Void, where the Homestuck Invasion was traveling towards the Fourth Wall (time works oddly in the Void.) Doc Scratch noticed the Godmodder and teleported him to Scratch's Tower (Universe A) pre-Hivebent, where he died.He then respawned and proceeded to ragequit the server.The GODMODER hasn't been heard from since DTG ended... I think since no one misspells the Godmodder's name anymore, he hasn't had much trouble with this war...
Feeling enraged, he decided to get even with the players and ragequit everyone, so he set up The Operation and GodCraft.
...
...
This is taken from when the Godmodder entered ragemode and I told everyone to attack him: There is a new plotline that will probably detract from the Godmodder being in the spotlight, again. But that is why you have to attack him NOW! While the game is focused on him, NOW is your chance to knock a good amount of his HP off! If you don't, then this game will only go on for longer, and I can't update it much longer. It needs to finish, and it needs to finish FAST.
I did warn you. You had your chances.
BLUH. You switch back to AG.
88888888 = Spiderbite
7H151547357 = N/A
You can only input eight digits in your alchemy code, pooplord!
SPIDERBITE: A pure blue, hooked sword. Used by Vriska Serket upon rolling the ultimate combination with her Flourite Octet.
Why. Don't. You. Try. Getting. A. Vehicle. First?
The Godmodder dodges and zaps your Physics Gun with a Physics Gun! He then flings it into the sky by attaching it to a far-off pillar.
Alchemy is weird. What you expect isn't always what you can get...
Redstone Computer > Very Fine = Redstone A.I.
Hydrogen Ingot && Quantum Adamantium Scimitar = The Sunspot (Level 5: 1/6)
You got a REDSTONE A.I.!
Your antivirus software accidentally flags the ~ATH code as viruses that will attack your computer, and locks them down!
The Godmodder takes great care NOT to break the Fourth Wall again, and instead chucks it over you as you attempt to use its power against him.
The Godmodder then instantly summons the opposite of every elemental attack, then turns around and conjures up a fluffy kitten to distract you. He then yells in your ear and kicks you in the gut, subduing you.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - COLD FRONT
You wield your array of ice-themed weapons and summon up a tempest of pure fridigity. The temperature of the Batltefield drops steadily. You then use the innate ability of your weapons to channel the storm into a small orb of cold, then release it in a giant wave. 8,000 damage!
BAM! The Godmodder and my Minecraft avatar (wherever the hell he is (wait, I'm him, never mind)) fall to their knees as their ships are broken. The Godmodder is susceptible to attack...!
The pizza party's gone, Erelye! Foxy's with you now! That's what she wanted... Why aren't you happy about that?
You enter the Nether. The Nether Compass appears to point somewhere towards the northwest. You head there.
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol = Ender Magnum (Level 7: 3/8)
5,000 damage to the Black Monolith!
3,000 damage to both!
Hell no! You'll have to see what their relationship is in due time...
Yes. What a shocker.
Mixcoatl is already Sane!
You used to be able to, but I removed that fairly recently, seeing as it was redundant.
Rose Meal && Chaos Emerald = Red Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
5,000 damage to Mixcoatl!
Oh boy.
You got a RED CHAOS EMERALD!
Lapis Lazuli && Chaos Emerald = Blue Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
3,000 damage!
6,000 damage!
You got MALLEO DEI! A magnificent hammer that glows with a pure light.You can craft it and smelt items on its head, acting as a forging weapon. Machinery courses through its frame. Said to be wielded by Notch himekf.
You got a BLUE CHAOS EMERALD!
Bone Meal && Chaos Emerald = Silver Chaos Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
I know what you're doing...
3,000 damage!
._.
5,000 damage!
Finally!
Antilog coming up soon.
I may mistake them for nullposts sometimes.
10,000 damage!
2,000 damage to both!
THE OPERATOR spears Yin, healing +7,000 HP!
3,000 damage to Mixcoatl!
5,000 damage to the Eldan Terraformer!
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE PEN
7,000 damage!
Wow. That's actually surprisingly well balanced.
You collect the neccessary ingredients in the Nether. You walk northeast until the compass's direction shifts straight north. You walk there, fording a Nether Fortress.
Corrupted XBONE Troop yoshified!
9,000 damage to Foxy!
Pigzilla added!
I had a lot of trouble posting when you posted last... I didn't catch some of the posts. Sorry about that.
+9,500 HP to Foxy!
FTL Suit && Potion of Strength && Potion of Night Vision && Potion of Regeneration = FTL Armor
Laser Artillery -c Antimatter Grenade = Antimatter Artillery (1/4)
You got BLUE'S DROPSHIP! Now has teleport chambers to move troops directly onto the front lines.
You got FTL ARMOR! An upgraded FTL Suit built for combat, with night vision goggles and regenerative qualities, not to mention upgraded strength.
Yes.
>:0
10,000 damage!
You got the ULLAPOOL CABER! High-yield Scottish fave removal. A sober person would throw it...
3,750 damage!
+8,500 HP!
WHAT THE [REDACTED]?!
Mr. Blobby added! The Godmodder screams in horror! So does everyone else! Given enough time, he'll find out a way to make it vincible...
Oh, right.
Alright.
I have no clue what that means.
You keep heading north.
Your spells SHOULD remanifest themselves as Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi, Erelye.
You use Providence's Topper on Foxy! However, since she is already considerably insane, you only deal 7,000 damage to here.
5,000 damage!
You use the Auditory Piston, summoning the Zombie Pigmen!
Please stop doing things on Earth. Thank you.
Okay, the Black Monolith deflects the shots so it deals 8,000 damage to Mixcoatl.
The Godmodder removes the Voidwalker since it is completely pointless.
Dimentio and the Alternate TARDIS deal 7,000 damage to Mixcoatl and Mantorok!
The Zombie Pigmen deal 5,000 damage to Mantorok! The Eldan Terraformer deals 5,000 damage to the Black Monolith. The Microsoft Warbase deals 5,000 damage to Foxy!
Mixcoatl, having dropped to less than 40,000 HP, enters Enraged Mode again! However, this isn't permanent like last time... It will go away in two turns. Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity, killing Mantorok instantly! Yin and Mr. Blobby deal 9,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS! Pigzilla readies up the Vast Oink...
Foxy heals Yin for +30,000 HP, killing it! In one turn, she'll head back to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, taking the pizza party with her! The Nether forces ready for any entities Goomba might summon... The Godmodder deals 40,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS!
Inferno has regened almost all of the HP you've taken! To make things worse, it uses Hellfire, killing The_Serpent, engie_ninja, and fseftr, and Burning Phobos! The Pheonix deals 10,000 damage to Phobos! The Godmodder notices your plight and decides that he can look back to the past to help... Minecraft mobs were always his specialty. He summons some reinforcements to aid you in capturing the zone. (Serpent, what side should the Nether mobs be aligned to? Neutral?
And now, for the LEVEL UPs that took place over the past few turns:
Accrued Battle Technique - Battle Strike
Talist - Lv. 3: Economic Frontier
Accrued Battle Technique - Vanishing Act
TT2000 - Lv. 3: Eagle's Eye
Accrued Battle Technique - Headshot Times Zero
insert_generic_username - Lv. 2: Baby-Skylark
Accrued Battle Technique - .Jpeg's Ire
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man - Lv. 3: Tripolarity
Accrued Battle Technique - Doomsday
pionoplayer - Lv. 3: Combat Master
Accrued Battle Techniques - Play 'Em Off, Hammer Time
ManiacMasteR - Lv. 5: Fifth Wall
Accrued Battle Technique - Lv. 5 Kingly Dispute - Declaration
Accrued Combat Operandi - Ladder to Hell
XDGrangerDX - Lv. 2: Novice Constructor
Accrued Battle Technique - This Sentry
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Kill Foxy!
Raise Mixcoatl's Sanity!
Attack the Black Monolith!
PGs:
Raise Mixcoatl's Sanity!
Defend Foxy!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 813,750/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Dimentio: [H] HP: ???. Alternate TARDIS: 49,000/500,000. Burn: III
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
False Prophet Reborn: [N]
Eldan Terraformer: [N] HP: 81,000/100,000.
Microsoft Warbase: [N] Corrupted Generator: 30,000/30,000. Corrupted XBONE Troops: 3,000/3,000. (x10.) Corrupted XBONE Guards: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Defense System: 10,000/10,000. Outer Shields: 15,000/15,000.
Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 26,050/100,000. Hostile. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.) Sanity: 10%.
Pigzilla: [AG] HP: 81,000/95,000. The Vast Oink: III
Mr. Blobby: [AG]
Foxy: [PG] HP: 60,500/140,000.
Nether Portal: [PG] Active. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000. Blaze: 5,000/5,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 25/125. Killstreak: 14.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza:
Currently vacant.
The Nether:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/30,000.
Phobos: [N] HP: 18,000/30,000. Burn: II
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr : [PG] HP: 0/30,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
Inferno: [BOSS] HP: 83,500/97,500. Hellfire: III
Phoenix IV: 60,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: II (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 1: Wooden Sword. XP: 10,000/25,000.
PitTheAngel. [AG] Lv. 0.
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 2: Chaos Novice. XP: 9,875/30,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 2: Ender's Eye. XP: 11,000/30,000.
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 7,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: One-Sider. XP: 11,000/25,000.
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 3: Economic Frontier. XP: 400/30,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 0.
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 3: Eagle-Eyed. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Dimentiosome: [AG] Lv. 0.
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 2: Food Star. XP: 22,425/30,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 3: Ink Scribe. XP: 33,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN / COLD FRONT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 2: Baby-Skylark. XP: 3,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 9,000/25,000.
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 4: Old Navy. XP: 26,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1 / LV. 2: MARINE MADNESS] / COMPLEMENTARY
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 1: Single Unagi. XP: 9,187/25,000.
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 1: MeeM Novice. XP: 8,750/25,000.
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 1: Beta Tester. XP: 11,500/25,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 3: Tripolar. XP: 24,575/35,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND / DOOMSDAY
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 0.
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 3: Combat Master. XP: 2,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF / HAMMER TIME
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 5: Fifth Wall. XP: 11,100/50,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION / LV. 5 - DECLARATION] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 2: Novice Constructor. XP: 8,525/25,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Coming soon to a post near you! ...Or not. Why you ruin fun!
===Minecraftia===
Endermancer Robes duplicate 1/1
Endermancer Robes > Fine
Entropy Drive -c Control Panel 4/4
Technomancy Squadron: 6/10
((Ooh thingy!))
I cast ©h
@°s St®¡k€ @t /\/\@nt0r°k¡¡¡[Do not expect this each time. This was just for giggles.]
Greater Chaos Bolt at the Monolith.
Greater Pyroblast at the Monolith.
Major Beam of Light at the Monolith.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I begin by looking around in the hole I just dug.
1/2
(Hello! I was slightly involved in the first battle, and this one seemed like a fun choice too. I'll be on the AG side.)
I thought I remembered you! I read all of the first one, by the way. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Entropy Drive with Control Panel -c Space-and-normal-and-air-and-submarine ship 2/4
Code -1 (or (0)000000-1)
Code 3.141592
I cast Epic Chaos Bolt at a random PG or H entity.
I slice and dice a PG/H player with my new sword.
I shoot the Monolith with Black Snow (or Chaos Gun).
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
A THWH()MP HITS THE BLACK M()N()LITH.
General 1: 21/40
General 2: 21/40
Parasite: 20/50
Why isn't my sig showing up?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Mantorok or Foxy.
Hmmm... When in doubt, alchemize like it's 1998!
...That made no sense. Whatever.
GUN.... && SORD....
I try to see how high a level the Omega Armor is.
I also attempt Fluorite Octet && Unbreakable Katana,
This is a brand new server. How did you manage that?
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ender Magnum 6/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 9/10
Erelye: Pierce the Monolith with a Deathly Gaze, giving it the wither effect for a turn or two.
Here we go. Essentially, a Refined Firestone, when dropped near lava, absorbs all heat and energy from it, transforming it into obsidian, and charging the stone. This is very useful, as it is effectively a rechargeable solid fuel source, as well as a way to stay warm.
I think... Hmm... Heh.
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 1/25
Yes, fifty posts to assemble a book. It is The book. Heh.
Nether: I continue heading northwest, hoping to get there by the end of this turn.
I quickly build a particle accelerator on the Battlefield. Then, I send two atoms into the tubing, and magnetize it. Finally, the atoms start to move, until they collide, creating a black hole for a fraction of a second. This black hole is frozen in time, until I manage to scratch the Omega Armor. I do not care whether or not this actually damages Richard, but I do want to see how he reacts.
The Inky Abyss does not approve of those magic-users who abuse the powers the dimension grants them, Netpatham. In fact, I have heard of the dimension utterly rejecting those who use it like you do. I have used them sparingly.
I draw my Scribe's Wands, and write 'Reverse Mechanical Antireaction' in the air. This causes Foxy to explode.
49/50 HMAS ship.
40/40 x2 Modpack's order, give him one HMAS ship for now, he'll get the other one once I receive full payment.
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Shoot Mixcoatl with ultramarine. Don FTL armour.
Fseftr: Respawn.
Laser Artillery -c Antimatter Grenade 3/4
Well I'm an idiot. I thought you wrote "Godmodder"...
I don't know what happened to the Godmoder. Judging by the lack of people misnaming the Godmodder as "Godmoder", I'd say he's doing pretty good now that people aren't constantly attacking him. Feel free to do whatever you want with him.
I respawn. I really should be paying more attention to Inferno. But I have so many irons in the fire. In fact, I have ALL of the irons of the fire. ALL. OF. THEM.
I use Atheist's Grip to absorb a random attack from a player or entity. I then use it in COMBO MODE with all of the elements it has on Pigzilla.
Suddenly, a piece of Hellfire flies through the portal and touches the False Prophet Reborn. It looks up fearfully, and begins to evolve...
WHEN SUDDENLY...
Five thousand Twitch users, all at once, press B.
The evolution doesn't stop though. Something strange is happening. Eevee evolves... it evolves into...
Eevee.
And by that, I mean Vaporeon. Finally, the wish of Twitch is granted. But that's not all. Flareon also appears, the False Prophet, and throws Vaporeon down into the mass of entities. Vaporeon will recover later to serve the Helix, but Flareon has a job to do.
Preaching: IIII
Oh no
Did I mention the different system bit? They've adjusted a bit...And frankly if they go on the fritz I have Plan B in the Notebook.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Chthonic Octave 11/11
The Record Scratcher 10/10
Teleglitch Guy 32/32 {Ok, so he starts with 20,00 health, but carries emergency teleporters, which, when he dies, will move him away from enemies and heal him to 10,000, he has enough of these to bring his effective HP to the norm for this charge level. For his attacks... Ok, so this is the Teleglitch Guy, he's basically the Doom Guy, except even more 2D, and with some crazy{Arguably, crazy-er} guns. His basic attack is just a random gun, like a minigun, a laser cannon, a heavy rifle, a sticky grenade firing shotgun, that kind of thing, but he also has a special attack, which is a universally dangerous ubershotgun thing, that deals 2000 damage to him, and three times his normal attack damage to his target, and to the most recent few entities to have attacked him. {Balance if needed.} He has four of these, and cannot commit suicide using them.} {Wow that ended up as a wall of text... Oopsie.}
Return to Sender 6/6
MPV Anachronism 49/50
Upgrades for said 19/20x4
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
GUNSORD.... 2/??
Fluorite Octet && Unbreakable Katana 2/??
Hmmm...
Godmoder 1/50
Would this even work?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 24/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 18/40
DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 4/11
Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 4/11
THE PIGMEN ATTACK PIGZILLA!
THE WARBASE TROOPS ATTACK THE PIGZILLA!
I lean down to the godmodder's shoes. I tell him I am shining them. I spit on them, and then use a MICROSOFT 3000 THREAD COUNT CLOTH to wipe them off. He tosses me a diamond for my labor, and then I USE HIS OWN FOOT TO PUNT THE DIAMOND INTO HIMSELF!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 3/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I stare at the Godmodder's Wayback Machine, thinking back to the last time it was used. It seems he's ignored it. But can I hope to get to it unnoticed?
Sneaking inconspicuously 2/50
PGO && Sock = Perfectly Generic Distaction
The PGD suddenly appears in the vicinity of the Godmodder if he happens to look in my general direction.
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Ender Magnum 7/8
Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal 10/10!
Corpus Text: Parma i Istarion 2/25
Outlandish Text: Parma i Istarion 2/25
+1 to Leon and Leon.
Oh, have my Wands suddenly completely changed due to the fact that I handed them to you? No. There are no exceptions when it comes to ink. Ink is creation. Ink is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is knowledge. Knowledge is wisdom. Wisdom is thought. Thought is ink. Ink is Vis. Vis is magic. Magic is my life.
Nether: Head north. Do not stop until destination is reached.
I almost forgot. My statement in Quenya last turn, for convenient reference, stated "The ice shall coat thee."
Ah, yes. Good. The resonance gem does not collide with the core designex. Back to Grayhold for the second consecutive turn. I place the items on the pedestals.
Wand Recharge Pedestal
Compound Recharge Focus
Clockwork Manufactory Core (salvaged)
Vesperium Gear x3
Voidmetal Plate x2
Neon Wiring
Salis Mundus
Primal Charm
Now, the essentia:
32 Machina
32 Auram
16 Praecantatio
8 Potentia
8 Lux
4 Permutatio
Instability: High
Not too bad. This time, I relax as the Clockwork Augmentator Pedestal is infused. Now, I have to create a way for my wand to interact with it. A Resonance Gem.
Mixed Crystal Cluster
Miniature Vesperium Gear x2
Voidmetal Shard x2
Balanced Shard
Nightmare Fuel x2*
Essentia for this one:
32 Auram
32 Machina
16 Praecantatio
8 Vacuos
8 Tenebrae
4 Permutatio
Instability: Very High
(*: Whenever I refer to Nightmare Fuel, I mean the Don't Starve kind. It has been used three times by myself: In the Executioner, the Hazel Wand's creation, and now.)
This time, I am slightly more alert. Still, luck is in my favor. If it exists, that is.
HAZEL WAND CHARGE COUNT: 200!!!
TheLordErelye Inventory:
+1 Eldritch Compound Aeronedian Resonant Void Aspected Hazel Wand (Wand Focus: Aeronedian Skies)
You are WAAAAY too obsessed with that thing. Seriously. Stop.
Addiction is a powerful thing.
Upon the Augmentator, I inscribe four numerals:
5
0
8
2
Heh. I walk over to the Black Monolith, and menacingly wave my wand in front of it. I do not, however, use it.
(Twin, did you change the cooldown time for the Spare Tentacle? It was originally three, and it appears to be two now.)
I install a one-post Alchemiter upgrade that allows one to transform an alchemy into book form. The alchemy is not consumed. What? It could be fun.
Amp, could you possibly give me a clone of Cancer?