The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
Member Details
I use Kingly Dispute: lv. 2 on the BLACK MONOLITH.
General 1: 16/40
General 2: 16/40
Parasites: 15/50
Now, I-
I'M BACK!!!!!!!
Oh no.
I'M HERE T() STAY. THERE'S N()THING ANY()NE CAN D() AB()UT IT!!!!
I hoped I didn't have to do this. I get the worlds biggest feather and tickle my nose with it. I bring up the worlds biggest sneeze, causing The Lord (covered in snot) to go flying into the Godmodder.
Well, it seems like the world thinks we're the enemies now. Naturally. Man, if only we had some say in this! Ah well.
((You have an advocate.))
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I use the Ship-Sinker on the first ship that Twin tells me to obliterate. Your choice, Twin.
For goodness' sakes, calm down! You... you're right. I'm sorry. ;( It is quite okay. We have just averted what would have likely been a Shatter, for the second time. Who would have known that mere screeching was enough to drive me off the edge... You know what we could celebrate with? Pizza. There is only one pizza place in GodCraft. Which kind? Is it P- I am really sorry for interrupting, but the place is called Freddy Fazbear's and we do not merely have a pizza party. I'm in! *whisper* If there are any Eldritch Abominations willing to hear my plea, please. Cthulhu save us all. */whisper*
We enter Freddy Fazbear's.
Before entering, I place a facemask on that will protect one's eyes, mouth, and nose from being attacked.
Why did you do that? No reason.
Here we go.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
50/50 (Can deploy?)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 25/25 (In inventory until Deployment of War Base.) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 21/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 15/40
The MICROSOFT WAR BASE & ADDON are Deployed, in the event that they can be. I don't know what they are supposed to do though? Modpack had the idea. I guess the WAR BASE was supposed to be one of those troop spawners, making regular XBOX ONE troops. I think they are all corrupted now though.
CORRUPTED XBONE TROOPS [N] 3000/3000x15. 3 Spawn each turn while the generator is whole.
CORRUPTED GENERATOR [N] 30,000/30,000
OUTER SHIELDS 15,000/15,000
DEFENSE SYSTEM 10,000/10,000
and I guess the ADDON would be as follows.
CORRUPTED XBONE GUARDS [N] 10,000/10,000x3 1 Spawns each turn while the generator is whole.
CORRUPTED GATE [N] 10,000/10,000
and I'm gonna guess that you can only get the generator if you destroy all the guards and shields/defenses.
DONE DOOMBRINGER && HAMMER = Doomwrecker 10/10
DONE DOOMBRINGER && KNITTING NEEDLES = Despereaux's Hope 10/10
NEW DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 1/11
NEW Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 1/11
NEW DOOMBRINGER > ENLARGER
I take the DOOMWRECKER, and hold it in my hands. It reminds me of the STEAMHAMMER I had when I was an entity. When Modpack was alive.
What's this?!?! People think that we are evil now?!?!?!?! Oh no. Ohhhh no they don't.
I DOOMWRECK THE BLACK MONOLITH! I NEED TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON SOMETHING! AND WHAT IS THIS? THE DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IS CHARGED?!?!?! I USE IT TOO!
I just realized something. This whole time, everyone has known me as HIM, save for Twin and Richard.
It's time I revealed my name.
Alex.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Polarity / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs / Sugar / Corn Syrup / Purified Elf Tear / Totality / Solar Wind / QUANTUM CONUNDRUM / Supernova-Class Halo Armor / BARBAHOLE / X-Polarity / CROCKERCORP TURRET! / EROS'S ENDING!
Doombringer, XBOX x4, Glowstone x2, Mithril x2, Name Tag x2, Spider Eye x2, Cheap Sword x2, Redstone Dust x2, Adamantium x2, Antimatter
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
RIP.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM IIIIIIIIII QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY IIIII SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY IIIIII TOTALITY REFRENCES IIIII
006 007 III
I give Mixcoatl a pill that secretly calms him down and puts him to sleep. I roll Fluorite Octet.
1 - 6 - 7 - 7 - 8 - 7 - 8
1 = Confetti
2 = Bird
3 = Frog
4 = Pan
5 = Tubas
6 = Sun
7 = Cannon
8 = Quake
4. Pan - DEEP FRIED.
Suddenly, a huge blue pan materializes out of the air and glows a bright blue. I realize what it is. It's that old alchemy, Fried Eggs. It sizzles and teleports onto a huge stove. Inside the pan are some Clockwork Soldiers. They sizzle and boil, melting. Finally, the pan disappears, leaving behind a Clockwork Steak.
Heh. I'm wanted, aren't I. Well, they'll never find me. NEVER. Because you can't arrest an alien in another universe. (Though how did no one notice me at the demonstration? I'm a freaking troll.)
And it looks like Project Binary is manipul8ing Obama. Excellent. All proceeds according to plan. Yes, I have a plan. It is mostly based off of my predictions of what others will do.
The Phoinex breaks free from the ice. If Inferno dies, it advances to level IV, fully heals, and battles us in that form.
I shoosh-pap Mixcoatl aggressively in a therapeutic manner.
I throw the Black Monolith into the Godmodder, then into the Godmoder if he's still around.
Holopad 4/20
>Fine on both weapons.
Omnes Numeri Arcus 2/??
I cut up the Black Monolith with the Voidsword.
Wait... we already have a holopad. FACEPALM X2 COMBO. Using the Godmodder's palms. On the Black Monolith's face (the big one in front of me).
I just preview alchemies instead.
G0D0F41L (code) = ??
Deudly Magnum && PGO = ??
PGO && Godmodder captcharoid && Deudly Magnum = ??
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 1/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
Random fire at everyone! Pew pew pew.
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy.)
Result of:
(Brightstone block > Fine) ~~~ Loom 1/?
(Assuming it takes only one charge)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
Freddy Fazbear's time...
Aeronedian Skies 44/50
Voidmetal Wand Caps 16/20
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 2/8
+1 to Maniac and Leon.
I just realized... this Wand Recharge Pedestal is not actually strong enough to charge my wand. May as well add a bit of Clockwork to it, as well as some TC2 upgrades from my Cryogenic Storage. 1/10
Suddenly, a telekinetic attack from an undisclosed location bursts into the Black Monolith!
Also, I examine the runes on the Hazel Robes, and copy them down on a sheet of parchment, which I place in my inventory; I suppose I shall also parse and record the patterns and symbols on the Cthulhu Robe thing. They could prove useful.
((I send an anonymous letter to the US government. This letter contains the blueprints to an unmanned ship designed to go out and catch criminals in deep space and/or other universes. It was designed in-game, and based off of physics research in reality. I re-lock the door.))
*As I/we are/am walking through the main hallway, through Pirate Cove, and into the security area*
So, what's that other thing you mentioned about Freddy's? Ah. You see, its quite a long story. To shorten it up, we are going to be working the graveyard shift for five nights. Then, we can have pizza. That's not too bad, right? We could actually have fun!
*a few minutes later*
Why are you shaking? Perhaps it is cold in here. Ummm... we're wearing a cloak. Correct. Is there something you aren't telling me? No. Okaaaaay.
*twenty seconds of awkward silence*
Whoa. These animatronic... thingies are really weird.
Here we go.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 2/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
I throw some toothwheels at the Black Monolith!
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy.)
Result of:
(Brightstone block > Fine) ~~~ Loom 1/?
(Assuming it takes only one charge)
ii: 43/50 +1
iii: 43/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
i 44/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I jump up and down on the monolith.
Leonstar1: I use Helping Hand on Leonstar0... or foot, technically.
Twig of Yggdrasil && Lamp = Conclave lighting fixture 11/??? (I think it's done?)
I duplicate 2 Holy Mackerels.
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) x52
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key split
Skeleton Lock
Level 10 Golden Skeleton Key.
Level 3 Golden Skeleton Key. split
Giant Fish
Diamond Keyhandle
Giant Key Blade
load of captchalogue cards
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi
7,900/21000 health Permanent Passives: Lightwell Aura 2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent) Precise Illumination Attacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.
Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
ii: 44/50 +1
iii: 44/50 +1
i 45/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I use bite on the monolith
Leonstar1: I also use bite on the monolith
(The normal type version of bite I mean)
Twig of Yggdrasil && Lamp = Conclave lighting fixture 11/??? (I think it was done last post?)
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerels.
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) x55
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key split
Skeleton Lock
Level 10 Golden Skeleton Key.
Level 3 Golden Skeleton Key. split
Giant Fish
Diamond Keyhandle
Giant Key Blade
load of captchalogue cards
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi
7,900/21000 health Permanent Passives: Lightwell Aura 2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent) Precise Illumination Attacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.
Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
I stab a random AG.
I'll be making my great escape now!
General 1: 16/40
General 2: 16/40
Parasites: 15/50
Now, I-
I'M BACK!!!!!!!
Oh no.
I'M HERE T() STAY. THERE'S N()THING ANY()NE CAN D() AB()UT IT!!!!
I hoped I didn't have to do this. I get the worlds biggest feather and tickle my nose with it. I bring up the worlds biggest sneeze, causing The Lord (covered in snot) to go flying into the Godmodder.
EWWWWW!!!!!! I'M C()VERED IN B()()GER!!!!!!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
((You have an advocate.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Aeronedian Skies 43/50
Voidmetal Wand Caps 15/20
The Ender Ender 7/7!
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 1/8
I use the Ship-Sinker on the first ship that Twin tells me to obliterate. Your choice, Twin.
For goodness' sakes, calm down!
You... you're right. I'm sorry. ;(
It is quite okay. We have just averted what would have likely been a Shatter, for the second time. Who would have known that mere screeching was enough to drive me off the edge...
You know what we could celebrate with? Pizza.
There is only one pizza place in GodCraft.
Which kind? Is it P-
I am really sorry for interrupting, but the place is called Freddy Fazbear's and we do not merely have a pizza party.
I'm in!
*whisper* If there are any Eldritch Abominations willing to hear my plea, please. Cthulhu save us all. */whisper*
We enter Freddy Fazbear's.
Before entering, I place a facemask on that will protect one's eyes, mouth, and nose from being attacked.
Why did you do that?
No reason.
Here we go.
M̷̵͍͙̩̜͈̙̫̺͕̼͖̰̮̣̔̽ͨ͐̅̅̍I͐͒ͬͮͦͥ̉͋̐̈ͨͭ̏ͥ̋̌ͧ͗ͣ҉̶̡̛̘̭̠̤̺͕̩͓̀ͅͅÇ̱̗̟̻̜̼̏̄͑̎ͮ̈́́͢͞Ȑ̴̶̢̭̜̼͎̺ͧ̊̓͐͒͒̈̌͊̐̿ͫͭ̃̕ͅƠ̦̞̱͉͓͈̹̪͍̱͙̞̜̫̗͙͉̋ͤͮ̂̔̿̃ͩͤͬ̃͗̽ͮ̽ͯ́͟͞͞Ş̜͙̯̮̰̹̏̏͒ͨ̈͛̔́͢͡Oͮ̿̒͂̚̚͏̵̵̡̥̲̳̟̥̻͖́F̵̢̃̒ͣ̚҉̻͓͖̝̩̯̘̟̪̮̮̘͉̳͚̮̹͡ͅT̨̼̣͇̝̥͛ͮ̍͌̏̇̿ͯ̏̂̚͟ ̸̴̨͈̺̠̟̩̜͙͌ͬͨ̉͛̏ͩ͞ͅW̡̻͓͕͔̜͚͇̣̘̝̫̣̘̤̖̖̓̆̀ͤͬ͢ͅA̸̢̖̰̣̣̺͎̞̜̫̬͓̩ͩ͋ͩ̔ͥ̓̇̐̔̑̚͞R͋͋ͥ͒̒̊̓ͨ́̀͟͡͏̮̩̲̘̞ ̷̢̹̞̲̺̫͔̜̣̄̓̄ͪͧ͌ͮͫ̽ͦͩḂ̛͉̣̰͚̈̓ͥͦͫ͋̋͡͠A̧͚̱̭͙͎̜̬̬̝͕̫̗̤ͦ͂̊̃ͫS̸ͦ̾̏̽ͤ̋̅ͤ̓̽ͯ͑̍̉̃̐̂̈͛̀͢҉͙̩̘̰͖̪̭͝E̤͚͖̱̦̜͎̜͕̳̖̭̱̩̺̝̖͍͆ͫͯ̎̑ͯͬ̐͆͛̅̓̀̋̏ͯͦ̕̕͘͠͡ͅ
50/50 (Can deploy?)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 25/25 (In inventory until Deployment of War Base.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 21/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 15/40
The MICROSOFT WAR BASE & ADDON are Deployed, in the event that they can be. I don't know what they are supposed to do though? Modpack had the idea. I guess the WAR BASE was supposed to be one of those troop spawners, making regular XBOX ONE troops. I think they are all corrupted now though.
CORRUPTED XBONE TROOPS [N] 3000/3000x15. 3 Spawn each turn while the generator is whole.
CORRUPTED GENERATOR [N] 30,000/30,000
OUTER SHIELDS 15,000/15,000
DEFENSE SYSTEM 10,000/10,000
and I guess the ADDON would be as follows.
CORRUPTED XBONE GUARDS [N] 10,000/10,000x3 1 Spawns each turn while the generator is whole.
CORRUPTED GATE [N] 10,000/10,000
and I'm gonna guess that you can only get the generator if you destroy all the guards and shields/defenses.
DONE DOOMBRINGER && HAMMER = Doomwrecker 10/10
DONE DOOMBRINGER && KNITTING NEEDLES = Despereaux's Hope 10/10
NEW DOOMWRECKER && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Steam, Greathammer of Terror (Otherwise known as the STEAMHAMMER) 1/11
NEW Despereaux's Hope && NAME TAG && PARADOX ORB = Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams (Otherwise known as the VANQUISHER) 1/11
NEW DOOMBRINGER > ENLARGER
I take the DOOMWRECKER, and hold it in my hands. It reminds me of the STEAMHAMMER I had when I was an entity. When Modpack was alive.
What's this?!?! People think that we are evil now?!?!?!?! Oh no. Ohhhh no they don't.
I DOOMWRECK THE BLACK MONOLITH! I NEED TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON SOMETHING! AND WHAT IS THIS? THE DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IS CHARGED?!?!?! I USE IT TOO!
I just realized something. This whole time, everyone has known me as HIM, save for Twin and Richard.
It's time I revealed my name.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
RIP.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM IIIIIIIIII
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY IIIII
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY IIIIII
TOTALITY REFRENCES IIIII
006 007 III
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
ERROR: NO SUITABLE BODY DETECTED.
˙˙˙buıuoɯɯns ʎɯ ɹoɟ pǝɹınbǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ןןǝʍ
˙ʇsɐɟ ʎʇʇǝɹd pǝıp noʎ
¿sıɥʇ op ʇsnظ ʎןןɐǝɹ noʎ pıp ˙ɥbn
...
BODY FOUND. LOADING...
=TURN TWO=
=[28 / 50]= ???
=[18 / 25]= The Brain
Welp, I'm alive again.
That's nice.
...
TWITCH! WHAT THE gorilla DID YOU DO TO MY ACCOUNT!?
Ugh...
I attempt to switch back to AG.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
CC: 3/9
I give Mixcoatl a pill that secretly calms him down and puts him to sleep. I roll Fluorite Octet.
1 - 6 - 7 - 7 - 8 - 7 - 8
1 = Confetti
2 = Bird
3 = Frog
4 = Pan
5 = Tubas
6 = Sun
7 = Cannon
8 = Quake
4. Pan - DEEP FRIED.
Suddenly, a huge blue pan materializes out of the air and glows a bright blue. I realize what it is. It's that old alchemy, Fried Eggs. It sizzles and teleports onto a huge stove. Inside the pan are some Clockwork Soldiers. They sizzle and boil, melting. Finally, the pan disappears, leaving behind a Clockwork Steak.
Heh. I'm wanted, aren't I. Well, they'll never find me. NEVER. Because you can't arrest an alien in another universe. (Though how did no one notice me at the demonstration? I'm a freaking troll.)
And it looks like Project Binary is manipul8ing Obama. Excellent. All proceeds according to plan. Yes, I have a plan. It is mostly based off of my predictions of what others will do.
The Phoinex breaks free from the ice. If Inferno dies, it advances to level IV, fully heals, and battles us in that form.
Oh no
I throw the Black Monolith into the Godmodder, then into the Godmoder if he's still around.
Holopad 4/20
>Fine on both weapons.
Omnes Numeri Arcus 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Terraform: 1/30
i fire the overkill minirail at the black monolith.
I'll be making my great escape now!
(Brightstone block > Fine) ~~~ Loom 1/? Yes, sewing bricks into cloth. **** logic.
Ellorium ingot && (Chaos Emerald && Chaos Emerald) 1/?
I fill my Autobow with rocks and spray with it at a random PG!
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy.)
Wait... we already have a holopad. FACEPALM X2 COMBO. Using the Godmodder's palms. On the Black Monolith's face (the big one in front of me).
I just preview alchemies instead.
G0D0F41L (code) = ??
Deudly Magnum && PGO = ??
PGO && Godmodder captcharoid && Deudly Magnum = ??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Ẏ̺̣ͪ̓͛̄̚ê͔͉̼̞̠̾̀s͋͑̑̋̓̽̽҉͖̜.̖̝͓͓̲͉̯͆̒̌̑͝
͇ͥ̄͠Yͤ͋͌ͪ̈́̔͏͙o̢̝̳̜̱͉̳ͪ͆̅u̯͉̫̬̰ͩ͊̌ͮ̂͢ͅ ̫̰͖ͅa̗̟̱̖̫̼ͭ̋͒͡ͅr̜͚͙̝̞̬̀ȅ̩͎͋͗͐̀̐̈́͟.̵̦̠ͭ̀
̘͉͉̜̯̯̞ͯͬ́̿̚A͐͠n̝̟͉d̓ͭͤͩ̓̒ͧ҉̻͕ ̺͖̩̯͙̲̻ͥ́͆̆͆͛͛y̛̮̫ͣ͌ͧ̇ͬͅȏ̴͚̱̰͙͈u̯ͤ ̝̯͖̣̚ͅͅs̪͔͓̫̲̏ͫ͋̀̃h̴͈̞̓̾̈ͯ̐ͨ̾a̛̖̥͑ͭ͛ͪͤ̎l̫̎̇͆ͯ̏̒ͮ͞ḻ̸͙̻̬͕ ̸͕̙̗̦͕ͧd̝̱i̻͈̲͂e͋͢.̷̲͉͎ͥ̿͌ͮ̓̅ͮ
Purple? What the hell happened to you?
B͍͕̲̭̬̤̍̎̉̀i͉̞ńͧ͑͊ͯ̆ͮa̷̯̙̣̱̫͍̦͐r͍̣̦̽́ͭ̑͌̄͡y̴̞̖̟̋̅̚ ͕̺̦̠̪̮̭̄ͣ̐̄͋̚s̞͚̗͈̮̱̐̄ͬͥ̓ͅḣ͖ỏ͍ͤ̈́̂̆ͮ̔͞w̲̟̳ͨ̍̾̑̿͐e̥͇͚̪ͭď̺͡ ̸̯̠ͥ͌͑m̖̜͖̳̰͙̀ͧ̃ͯ̊͘ě̳̅̏ ͙̺̤̠̟̳ͣ̓̊̂̆ͥͭ̀t̙̊͗͒̎͊͞h̖̘͎͈̼̲̲̆ͯ͌ͧ̔͜ê̙̗̣͔ͩͪͅ ̶̈͐̑̇͑́̚t̢̖̳ͩͤͭ͗̏̔r̢̮̳̜̩͇ù̼̂̒͋͘t͖̥̦͎̿ͣ̓́h̵͎̘̼̣͍͍͐̾͗̏.̍ͬ͏̭̳͎̗̟̦
̥̗̦ͧͥ̆̑́E̱ͦ̈́̅v͓̹̼̹͈͑̔̆̆́ͅe͍̖͠r̭̦̻̩̪̟̉ͤ̓̈ŷ͈̈́̑͂̋͂̚ŏ͏̼̜̯͔n̳͙̲̰̟ͦ͑̽e̖̝͌ͦ̓ͮ̽̊ͣ ̶̮͖͓̦̭̪̖̈̄ͣ̃̿̚̚h̓̑̎e̪r̭̠͋̐e̤̜͓̻͍͍̻͂̈̚ ̟ͮ̾̋̾̓̚ȉ̡̗͚̻̺͈̱ͪͅs̖͚̱͓̳̣̈ ̺̜̀d͌̾̏oͧ̏͆͝o͓̟̬͔ͧ̔ͩ̔ͧͩm̘̂̊͟e̱̻̩̯̺͙ͫͯͅd̩̲̙͇ͩ́̀̚ͅͅ
...Oh damn.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use the Crockercorp turret on the Black Monolith.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Diamond || Hard reset 1/?
Ellorium ingot && (Chaos Emerald && Chaos Emerald) 2/?
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 1/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
Random fire at everyone! Pew pew pew.
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy.)
Result of:
(Brightstone block > Fine) ~~~ Loom 1/?
(Assuming it takes only one charge)
Aeronedian Skies 44/50
Voidmetal Wand Caps 16/20
The Ender Ender && Magnum Pistol 2/8
+1 to Maniac and Leon.
I just realized... this Wand Recharge Pedestal is not actually strong enough to charge my wand. May as well add a bit of Clockwork to it, as well as some TC2 upgrades from my Cryogenic Storage. 1/10
Suddenly, a telekinetic attack from an undisclosed location bursts into the Black Monolith!
Also, I examine the runes on the Hazel Robes, and copy them down on a sheet of parchment, which I place in my inventory; I suppose I shall also parse and record the patterns and symbols on the Cthulhu Robe thing. They could prove useful.
((I send an anonymous letter to the US government. This letter contains the blueprints to an unmanned ship designed to go out and catch criminals in deep space and/or other universes. It was designed in-game, and based off of physics research in reality. I re-lock the door.))
*As I/we are/am walking through the main hallway, through Pirate Cove, and into the security area*
So, what's that other thing you mentioned about Freddy's?
Ah. You see, its quite a long story. To shorten it up, we are going to be working the graveyard shift for five nights. Then, we can have pizza.
That's not too bad, right? We could actually have fun!
*a few minutes later*
Why are you shaking?
Perhaps it is cold in here.
Ummm... we're wearing a cloak.
Correct.
Is there something you aren't telling me?
No.
Okaaaaay.
*twenty seconds of awkward silence*
Whoa. These animatronic... thingies are really weird.
Here we go.
Diamond || Hard reset 1/?
Ellorium ingot && (Chaos Emerald && Chaos Emerald) 3/?
Charging for Energy in a bottle: 2/6
Stores 5 charges worth of energy that is instantly relased upon smashing the bottle. Either empowers or damages the thing hit, use with caution.
I throw some toothwheels at the Black Monolith!
Chaotic Autobow (Stores anything you want as ammo, then fires it out with its double machine gun barrels. Imbued with a malevolent bronze energy.)
Result of:
(Brightstone block > Fine) ~~~ Loom 1/?
(Assuming it takes only one charge)
iii: 43/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
i 44/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I jump up and down on the monolith.
Leonstar1: I use Helping Hand on Leonstar0... or foot, technically.
Twig of Yggdrasil && Lamp = Conclave lighting fixture 11/??? (I think it's done?)
I duplicate 2 Holy Mackerels.
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) x52
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key split
Skeleton Lock
Level 10 Golden Skeleton Key.
Level 3 Golden Skeleton Key. split
Giant Fish
Diamond Keyhandle
Giant Key Blade
load of captchalogue cards
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi7,900/21000 health
Permanent Passives:Lightwell Aura2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent)Precise IlluminationAttacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
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iii: 44/50 +1
i 45/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I use bite on the monolith
Leonstar1: I also use bite on the monolith
(The normal type version of bite I mean)
Twig of Yggdrasil && Lamp = Conclave lighting fixture 11/??? (I think it was done last post?)
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerels.
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) x55
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key split
Skeleton Lock
Level 10 Golden Skeleton Key.
Level 3 Golden Skeleton Key. split
Giant Fish
Diamond Keyhandle
Giant Key Blade
load of captchalogue cards
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi7,900/21000 health
Permanent Passives:Lightwell Aura2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent)Precise IlluminationAttacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
43/50 HMAS ship.
34/40 x2 Modpack's order
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Buy Mixcoatl a world class therapist
Fseftr: Attack the enemies.
(Starlit AND Suit) AND Invisibility Cloak 1/1
Bluebird -c Teleport Pad 2/4
Money AND Cornucopia 2/?