Suddenly, without any forewarning, except of course the fact that i have been charging this for a while now, a crash happened on the battlefield. Somehow, an entirely blocked off room with only a barely opened door, something lurking behind it. Are you ready?
"IT'S ME!"
The Pirate Cove appears! Foxy has been waiting too long now. Now is the time.
How "Pirate Party with Foxy!" works:
Foxy waits inside of the newly created zone "Pirate Cove" for three turns. After he accumulated enough strength, he will bum rush an [AG] or alternatively [N] if nothing else is available on the Battlefield, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE!
He needs 2 turns to return back to Pirate Cove. This is the only chance to deal damage. He cannot be attacked when he is stationed in the Pirate Cove.
Foxy during his backtrack to Pirate Cove is busy saving his hide, so he will not attack during his two turn "extended stay".
Have fun at your own pirate themed pizza party! (Pizza costs extra.)
[PG] Foxy HP: 140,000
> Hogan: I HEAL MANTOROK WITH HIPPOCRATES.
> R. K.: Bombs for Blasting at Yin.
I help fseftr and Serpent once.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Suddenly, without any forewarning, except of course the fact that i have been charging this for a while now, a crash happened on the battlefield. Somehow, an entirely blocked off room with only a barely opened door, something lurking behind it. Are you ready?
"IT'S ME!"
The Pirate Cove appears! Foxy has been waiting too long now. Now is the time.
How "Pirate Party with Foxy!" works:
Foxy waits inside of the newly created zone "Pirate Cove" for three turns. After he accumulated enough strength, he will bum rush an [AG] or alternatively [N] if nothing else is available on the Battlefield, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE!
He needs 2 turns to return back to Pirate Cove. This is the only chance to deal damage. He cannot be attacked when he is stationed in the Pirate Cove.
Foxy during his backtrack to Pirate Cove is busy saving his hide, so he will not attack during his two turn "extended stay".
Have fun at your own pirate themed pizza party! (Pizza costs extra.)
[PG] Foxy HP: 140,000
> Hogan: I HEAL MANTOROK WITH HIPPOCRATES.
> R. K.: Bombs for Blasting at Yin.
I help fseftr and Serpent once.
Can you attack the zone?
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Nope. That's the deal. Noone enters or leaves except Foxy. Nothing will hit Foxy when aimed at the zone. Albeit the zone disappears with foxy when he dies. /null
Nope. That's the deal. Noone enters or leaves except Foxy. Nothing will hit Foxy when aimed at the zone. Albeit the zone disappears with foxy when he dies. /null
Yes but can you shoot the building.
Like, destroy the building, and then go after Foxy.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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=TURN TWO!!=
=[22 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[12 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[7 / 11]= The Other Side
WE ATTEMPT TO SUMMON A RANDOM POKEMON FROM TWITCH.
I Then Explode ManiacMasterR Through Vague Means.
guys.
WHAT?
i think the godmodder has a mega stone.
we should panic.
like right now.
Why'd you point that out?
Now he definitely has one!
( Feel free to remove the color during your post. )
=[22 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[12 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[7 / 11]= The Other Side
WE ATTEMPT TO SUMMON A RANDOM POKEMON FROM TWITCH.
I Then Explode ManiacMasterR Through Vague Means.
guys.
WHAT?
i think the godmodder has a mega stone.
we should panic.
like right now.
Why'd you point that out?
Now he definitely has one!
( Feel free to remove the color during your post. )
Yeah, purple is right.... Never point out the Godmodder has something. He will. Unless it's a bad thing. In which case he won't. See earlier attempt to make the Godmodder have the Idiot Ball.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
No. Blowing up the building cancels the entire point of Foxy being invincible in it now, does it?
Drat, I thought I had a good idea there.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Sorry about the 4x post twin, I can't see your response yet, but I apologize nonetheless (So many mistakes recently, need to be more careful)
I guess I do what I was trying to do with the 4th post:
5/5 P Structure
The Structure grows again. This time into two story medieval house. A small shed stands on the second foundation now, and a third foundation has also appeared.
1/5 P Structure
+2 to Erelye (More apologies)
This time I pull out dual swords, one covered in dark fire, one covered in a blindingly white fire. I begin Dueling with Maniac.
I got the veteran's vexer last round...
Also, granger, I know I should remember you, and I do vaguely, but I don't remember from WHERE. Mind refreshing my memory?
3/6 for the third degree (just so you know, I was kind of thinking of this as one of those massive double-edged battle axes, but I guess a fire axe works too for ironic purposes. Too bad Dave uses sords)
3/4 for Nereid's Warcry
Veteran's Vexer AND the overkiller 1/10
8/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
I finish charging the attack.
Suddenly, the space gyrados gets struck by lightning. This does nothing however, but it is then smothered by a mass of balloons that suddenly gravitate to the mass of static electricity.
In the nether: Phobos slams king of the hill into the ground, causing massive rock spikes to trap the pheonix, making it unable to intercept attacks, and dealing elemental aura boosted damage to the ghasts.
In the emerald arena: piono drinks a splash potion of hyperness, allowing him to avoid attacks from others in the emerald arena, he then coats himself in rock, Toph-style. (this doesn't give him armor, count it as a self-heal boosted by elemental aura, or not boosted by elemental aura if non-straight damage actions aren't allowed to benefit from it.)
You got THE VETERAN'S VEXER! Words fail this gun at this point.
Veteran's Vexer && The Overkiller = Penultimatum (Level 9: 1/10)
7,000 damage to the Space Gyarados!
I guess Elemental Aura only effects damage, so +2,000 HP to Piono! He has a 25% chance to dodge any attack thrown at him this turn!
I RESPAWN MY SHAD()W. HE SMILES. HE GRABS THE V()IDSW()RD. IT STARTS GL()WING WITH DARK ENERGY. HE POINTS IT IN FRONT OF HIM. A SW()RD BEAM LAUNCHES FR()M THE SW()RD, G()ING STRAIGHT THR()UGH THE SPACE GYRAD()S. HE THEN SNAPS HIS FINGERS. A GIANT 711 FALLS ()N THE G()DM()DDER. Y()UR WELC()ME.
GENERAL 1: 7/40 GENERAL 2: 7/40 PARASITES: 6/50
> MANIACMASTER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - KINGLY DISPUTE
Piono killed!
6,000 damage to the Space Gyarados! The Godmodder picks up the 711 and throws it back into space where it belongs!
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist AND Earthquake = Earthshaker
5/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter = The Dead Scepter
1/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
> 20/20 - I launch Zeus' Ire forward into Gyarados' mouth, and set off all it's powers before yanking it back out.
You finished the first two alchemies already, and that's not what they were before!!
Hephaestus On Ice && Eternal Fire = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
Aeronedian Skies 20/50 (+1 from Zerithos, Leon, and self)
Protection 20/30 (+2 from Zerithos, +3 from Leon, and +1 from self)
Hipster Scarf && Eldritch Tentacle 5/11
Action Claws && Eldritch Tentacle 4/11
Fahrenheit -451 11/11!
Re-regenesis 6/10 (+1 from Zerithos, +2 from Leon and self)
+1 to Zerithos and Leon.
With that response you just made, I assume you have no idea what I was talking about. I compressed a load of protons into a single space, therefore creating a black hole that was open for a millisecond.
I go back in time, and replace that... horrid Wall with Action Claws. I think I need to forge a Shippers' Bane; Twin, is this a good choice?
I pull out Fahrenheit -451, and use it on Maniac. Oh, yes. I promised I would make you a weapon.
Finally.
Eye of Ender && Gubraithian Fire 1/???
(Gubraithian Fire never burns out.)
Woo. Now I can say I dealt 27 damage to Richard by speaking. Words solve everything.
Action Claws && Eldritch Tentacle = Dark Heart (Level 10: 4/11)
Eye of Ender && Gubrailthian Fire = Nether Star (Level 4: 1/5)
Yes.
You got FAHRENHEIT -451! A modified version of the Damned Spot whose ice powers now severely outweigh its time powers. Using this, anything you touch and anything you strike will turn into an arctic wasteland. It is so cold, it literally burns.
Darn this postclaiming. I can't tell who's attack who and who to re-act to.
1/10 P Structure
I slap Maniac with the flat of my dark fire blade! Then while he's flinching I stab him through the face with white fire!
That should begin the mind cleansing process. Eat (implied) holy fire!
Well it doesn't seem like he accepted your duel, but still, 4,000 damage to Maniac!
Diamond Sword && Anvil && Torch = Prometheus' Blade (Level 2: 2/3)
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 2/6) I believe I also have Hammer && Captchalogue Card = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2) HAMMERSPACE COMPLETED.
I slowly begin to realize how useless it is, seeing as to how my inventory is bottomless.
Well, sir, the missile went completely off course. They went AFK, then ADDED power to it.
...
...Sir, remind me, what is our goal?
...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
...And why am I still here?
...It depends on what you mean by that.
...
...
...Why am I still working with you?
Ah, yes. Heh. Well, without getting too meta, that is why you are here.
...'getting meta'?
...I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Even though I have this facade of having everything in control and whatnot, I really don't. At all. Whatsoever. I need to take advantage of all the surprises I can.
...Why do you have a time machine who's existence is dictated by quantum mech–
Due to the fact I have no idea what's going on–for about the fifth time–I approach the strongest entity in my general vicinity and offer it a basket of puppies, which–because Schröedingers cat also I love using that long dash–may or may not have rabies.
G.C.: 26/40
It was actually Hammer && Chest.
You got HAMMERSPACE! A special hammer whose head doubles as a chest. The items you store inside of it appear to have a limited effect on its attacks; for example, storing a firey object could allow the hammer to burn entities.
The strongest entity in the vicinity is the Space Gyarados, but he is in no position to accept your offer, since he currently must recharge thanks to using Hyper Beam last turn.
=[21 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[11 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[6 / 11]= The Other Side
PURPLE. STOP WRECKING OUR FORMATING, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO TYPE WITH BLACK TEXT.
ALL OF US.
Hey, I can't control the forums! It's unpredictable!
screw black text!
WE TAKE CONTROL OF A RANDOM PILOT OF A PLANE, AND CRASH THE PLANE INTO THE GODMODDER.
(God, why does the fourm keep wrecking my formatting? The old one didn't do this...)
The random pilot of the plane can't handle 901 million or so voices inside of his head at once, and suffers a heart attack! The plane crash-lands into a nearby sheep field.
I kinda meant the metronome item that gets more powerful every time you use it(from the same game), but...self destruct. Ohmigosh. I know that "really weird RNG rolls happening to a player in your game" feeling, trust me.
I call in a meteor on the godmodder! But the meteor was actually just a decoy...for the blast from my ORBITAL SPACE CANNON! And that was also a distraction...from my 10x POWER VOLCANIC ERUPTION! And that too was a decoy...for my 1000 NUKE ASSAULT! And that was a decoy, to attract attention away from...the CONVERSION OF AN ENTIRE STAR INTO ENERGY AND USAGE OF THAT ENERGY ON THE GODMODDER ALL AT ONCE BEAM! And THAT was also a distraction, distracting from my USAGE OF AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE'S ENERGY ON THE GODMODDER LASER! And THAT was all just a way to buy time while I set off the DESTROY THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE AND REBUILD IT WITH EVERYTHING SLIGHTLY DAMAGED BOMB!!!!
Watching twenty tons of fifteen-percent-of-lightspeed hyperdense matter have a healing effect was truly amazing... Wow... The Godmodder is truly powerful. One wonders how we have ever hurt him... Seriously, my orbital strikes are basically just high powered railgun blasts, not nukes or something.
New Alchemy: Duplicate Chaos Pearl 4x.
New Alchemy: Chaos Pearl && (Rifle && Swift Snowball Gun)
((Just out of curiosity what does a Chaos Pearl do if you just throw it?))
I leave the Emerald Arena.
I cast an inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse inverted inverse inversion of the inverse inversion of an inverted inversion of inverted inverse Inflict Greater Wounds on the Godmodder.
((Good luck, twin.))
Chaos Pearl x4 (1/3) This will require three posts to make.
Hey! What happened to all the alchemies you were doing last turn? You still have to charge them!
4/6 for the third degree
I finish Nereid's Warcry.
2/10 for veteran's vexer and the overkiller
9/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
1/15 for next charged attack
on the battlefield, the emerald nova is lying on the ground, dropped by piono as he entered the emerald arena. The chances of it going off on its own are low, so it does. The chances of it hitting anything are ridiculously low, so it does. The chances of it hitting something important are ludicrously low, so it hits the space gyrados. The chances of it one-shotting the gyrados are nigh impossible, but the improbability drive isn't turned up that high so it doesn't.
In the nether: Phobos slams king of the hill into the ground, forming a semi-cocoon of rotating rocks around himself. This is a mini-summon that will protect Phobos from battle damage, no overflow damage it possible.
In the emerald arena: piono respawns if he needs to, he spends his free action drinking a potion on steroids (thank you aegis! Even if you didn't know I was going to turn evil when you gave me access to your potions!) and doing this:
15/15 expended: Crash Course: Geology:
To put it bluntly, maniac, modpack, and fseftr all learn a whole lot about geology as most of it under the emerald arena flies up out of the ground, then lands on them. (let's see... x2 modifier from elemental aura, stacks with x2 damage from potion on steroids... x4 damage multiplier on the whole 15 post charge attack, I think. Just wondering, why has no one else started abusing the earth boost yet?)
You got NEREID'S WARCRY! A spear that seems to be made of water given form. Its tip is made from crystallized saltwater. You can have limited control over water with this weapon, but it will probably require more upgrades to be REALLY powerful.
You use the Emerald Nova, dealing 15,000 damage to the Space Gyarados! Mantorok will not attack this turn, and Yin will minicrit!
You respawn.
Alchemies are nerfed in the Emerald Arena, remember? It only provides a x1.25 damage boost, and even then, charged attacks really aren't supposed to be used in the Emerald Arena! Your attack would be better off as a Battle Technique, not a standard aggression.
Damn it Modpack! Just deploy this... wait Shatter, wtf...
I Head to Mod pack and beat the **** out of both modpack and his opponet, at least enough to have a short chat with him. "I don't care about your god damn roleplay story with yourself, fix the god damn shatter so you can deploy the warbase, or at least tell me how I can help you fix it!
Fire a bullet time fireball at the god modder, everything is cooler in slow motion, or in this case, hotter.
You didn't say the magic word!
The Godmodder's Omega Armor absorbs the fireball and inverts it into an iceblast! When the bullet time is over, he throws the iceblast at you, freezing you!
2/10+1 from Erelye (Every time this structure grows it's going to get more complicated and powerful, but for now, it's literally a rest stop)
I begin summoning a final smash ball for TEH EPIC COMBO 1/10
2/3 Irons in the fire
I grab a redstone dust and shove it down Maniac's throat along with a redstone torch if he's still alive. If he's dead then I take my hand, which suddenly turns into a jagged metal spike, and shove through Fseftr's head/heart (if those in minecraftian form even have hearts).
ManiacMasteR killed!
+3,500 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to ManiacMasteR!
I cast a trick spell at the godmodder. It's a low powered ice spell at first, but one minute after it hits him, a shark spawns inside him, regardless if the ice spell hit him.
The Godmodder has a stomach of steel! A shark won't do much inside of him... His Omega Armor takes the shark from inside of him and teleports its molecules into the armor itself, so it gains shark powers! The Godmodder's Biting skill went up by +1! Not that it matters.
Hmmm... Aha! I use my Mind Honey Grape Pot on the Clockwork Army Manufactory, which should heal it. So, Mister Operator, how are you on this fine day? What is that? Quit with the pleasantries? Very well.
If Maniac The Lord is still alive, I use The Pen on him. If not, I use The Pen on nobody. I refuse to be 'that guy' and attack the people I know I can kill. I could have killed fseftr, Piono, or Leon. I did not.
I examine whatever Ender monstrosity I have just created.
I'll take that. So. I think I'll do this:
(Eye of Ender && Gubraithian Fire) && Amethyst Charge 1/3
I pull out a silver hammer, which I use to obtain a MAGNESIUM can via a local blacksmithery. Then, I take the can, and fill it with salad. After sealing the can, I label it with a sticker clearly marked " Canned MAGNESIUM Salad". Walking over to Richard, I give him an eleven hour speech on the properties and history of MAGNESIUM. Afterwards, I hand him the can. Suddenly, a song is heard as a spring pops out of the can. Salad flies everywhere, and a sort of Jack-in-the-Box style head bobbles upon the spring, its smile unwavering. It knows. The secret to all things is the Jack in the Box. Well, that, knowledge, and ink. Those are the three truths of life. Then, I snatch the can out of his hand, and cast a Spell of Enlarging before sticking it upon my head. Finally, I run in circles around Richard, like a chicken with its head cut off, as well as adding a lot of meowing. That was not my meowing.
The above attack deals Salad Damage to the godmodder.
+4,000 HP!
Oh, you know. As far as life goes for a faceless abomination destined to travel across the Void wreaking genocide on innocent planets and their civilians, I'd say I'm doing just fine.
It's not even an Ender monstrosity at all anymore! It has to do with the Wither...
Miraj: 6/50
That debuff guy: 6/50
+2 to Aegis and from. Aegis
It's kinda depressing how fast these guys are dying. It takes me a fair while to come up with gimmicks that are all unique and never done before. I really need to make my entities over powered. I thought I was really pushing it with Yin and Yang, but I guess not. Exactly how much damage does the average 50 post entity deal? I hit Yin with emerald spikes by using the Staff of Ysera.
Yang gives off one final roar, and then collapses onto the earth, his normally pristine fur stained by dust and blood. The sun shines down on him, and he slowly dissolves into sunlight. Yin watches this solumly, and then her golden eyes focus on the Gyarados (because the Godmodder doesn't count) and shine with determination. Lunar Retribution activated. Yin takes 20,000 damage and now with this plus the curse, deals about 1000 extra damage to the Gyarados per hit. She attacks it with Moon Strike.
<|==========[0]=|=========> (10)
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Electric generator &&& piston = electric piston done
Servomotor ---> 1/1 because it needs to keep its steam properties.
Pump &&& Piston &&& Pressurizer = hydrolic piston done
Alchemy Emporium:
Well, if Pokemon attacks are going to work, Wilson uses Assist on Maniac! (Assist randomly uses an attack of a teammate. So for this, Assist would randomly use someone else's battle technique in place of Gridlock)
Well, Yin and Yang were summoned at a pretty bad time... The Godmodder has basically guaranteed critical hits, and there's not many targets, so... Yeah. The average one would deal ~5,000 to 6,000 damage.
5,000 damage to Yin!
Yin will use Lunar Retribution and Moon Strike!
Servomotor > 1/1 = Steam Motor
You got a STEAM MOTOR! A modified Servomotor that runs on steam.
You got an ELECTRIC PISTON! A Piston that is capable of activity even if it isn't hooked up to a Redstone circuit! Anything it touches gains an electrical charge.
You got a HYDRAULIC PISTON! This piston has pressurized machinery that allows it to push blocks at far lengths!
5/6 for the Third Degree
Nereid's Warcry OR mountain spring 1/6?
3/10 for gun
10/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
2/15 for charged attack
The improbability drive does something random. I dunno. It probably hits the Gyrados though.
Phobos uses King of the hill to smash the magma cubes.
In the emerald arena: piono slams his fist into zerithos. It is a very powerful earth-boosted punch, and sends him flying all the way across the arena into serpent.
Nereid's Warcry && Mountain Spring = The Waterfall (Level 4: 1/5)
The Improbability Drive creates a cloud of gas that completely counterattacks its own attack! It hits the Gyarados, but it's painless.
I pull out my Scribe's Wands, and write 'Model of GodCraft' in the air. What? I want to know where everything that is not the Battlefield is. These wands are amazing.
Dadundadundadundaditydun, dadundadundad-un, dada-dada, da da daaaa.
That was the best I could do in imitating a Jack in the Box. I hope I have not killed anybody with that. Anyways, I go into Defensive Position in the Arena. Just kidding. I draw my Hazel Wand, and blast an invisible wave of... something at Piono. That something, of course, is pure sound edited by arcane energy. It will cause his eardrums to explode.
Conversation with The Operator: So, I was thinking. Are you technically an Eldritch Abomination? Anyways, that is not the point. What is your take on the conditions of the Battlefield?
To be continued...
Yay! Now its my turn to talk! Oh. Uhhh... Sorry about that. I'm just a little excited.
Interesting... That reminds me. I need to go make amends with the Endermen.
I would just like to point out that Netpatham will likely combust from magical strain. Nobody casts that many spells after each other and lives.
Oh boy... That would take a lot of explaining... Perhaps you should do that action in the Forge and I'll respond to it there when I have the time.
4,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood!
6,000 damage to Piono!
Upon mulling over cinematic tropes regarding my status, I suppose that yes, I am an Eldritch Abomination. But you're right. That's not the point. What is my take on the conditions of the Battlefield? This server? This universe?
Well it's certainly chaotic. You all are just pawns in a never-ending war, one where allies turn against each other, and enemies can be close friends. You all don't even know what's in store for you. This war has gotten bigger than you and the Godmodder. The fates of three universes rest on the efforts of its heroes.
The Godmodder has established a monopoly on the field. He controls the fates of entities, he establishes what goes through... Along with TwinBuilder, of course. But isn't he just a mirror for Richard's actions?
Alchemy Emporium:
Piono, I'm not sure you can use charged attacks in the arena. But I'll fight you with your own tactics. Wilson hits Piono with a splash potion of Nightshade and then rips asunder the ground below him. It's an illusion of corse, but he'd still jump away from the hole... Into a real one.
Oh god, everything's going to hell and i'm not even involved in it.
...I'm going to hide in a cardboard box. And don't even think about attacking it, or i will know.
Pit's Cardboard Box [???]: 1/1
Attacks: None
Passives:
Guardian Chip: Will deal heavy damage to any entity that attacks it, even if it dies. Yes, this attack can hit the godmodder because he deliberately attacked the box in which case he kinda deserves to be hit because he's stupid and this sentence is going way too long isn't it okay i'll stop right now.
A random meteor comes down and obliterates the Cardboard Box! It's not an entity, so it won't take heavy damage!
From your godmodder clone thingy, uhm how did you call it... defeat the uberhaxor or something. It was far less chaotic than this, i cant tell whats going on there. Stuff everywhere. x_x'
I built the most OP thing ever, my starbase which in the end forced you to change the entire enviroment and a few rules in order to nerf it.
@OP: My faction is neutral not AG.
Charging for space launch station! 1/? (How many charges does this take?)
HP: 5000/5000
Production rate: 10bp per thurn
Efficency: 100%
Enables Granger to research and produce space based fehicles, launch and use them via remote controll.
Generates bp (buildpoints) every thurn. Those build points are used to build fehicles.
And i lob more gears at various people in the emerald arena.
The OP King?
Whoops.
That would be an instant-summon. With that HP, it would go down in a matter of seconds...
(@Granger We are going to be starting a subplot soon, which might move us off the battlefield. (Aka away from space launch platform) so It might be a good idea to stock up on weapons)
ii: 30/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
iii: 29/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
i 29/50 +1 +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I throw a master ball at the Space Gyarados! You said it was weak... I also place a copy of the Twig of Yggdrasil in the forge supplies
Leonstar1: I use Quick Attack on fseftr! It takes priority over other attacks so it deals damage before he attacks me! If I die anyway then I respawn.
(Wouldn't I be at 7900 health because I just gained 1000 health from level up?)
Camera && Captchalogue Card = Captcharoid Camera (Level 6: 2/7)
Feline Shipping Wall Fragment -c BOAT -c Feline Shipping Wall Fragment = The First Ship (3/4)
I duplicate 1 Twig of Yggdrasil.
You can't catch a Pokemon owned by a Trainer, can you? The Godmodder shows you his Gym Badges which allow him to control the Gyarados.
ii: 31/50 +1
iii: 30/50 +1
i 30/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: I jump onto the first ship... YESSS....YESSSS... THIS IS HAPPENING!
Leonstar1: I fly into the air and create a giant magic circle which concentrates light into heat. COMBO ATTACK: CAKE BAKED! (Combo being the combination of attacks which caused this to happen)
The cake batter which has filled the arena rises under the heat. Everyone is now trapped in a giant cake!
Muhahahahhahahahahahahah. A knife and fork appears in my hand.... I lick my lips....
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha
Muhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahhahahhahhaha-
The last few moments were a blur, there is now a giant bite mark in the cake, blood is everywhere....
Is that a piece of flesh in my mouth, or cake?
( FINALLY I ROLLED INSANITY... Leonstar0 is placated by shipping however)
Camera && Captchalogue Card = Captcharoid Camera (Level 6: 3/7)
Feline Shipping Wall Fragment -c BOAT -c Feline Shipping Wall Fragment = The First Ship (4/4) DONE
I duplicate 1 Holy Mackerel.
You got THE FIRST SHIP! A vessel of legend used to spread the good news throughout the world.
Pit, unamused with the loophole, pretty much all but annihilates the stupid fool who decided to hit the box.
-I don't care, he still attacked it and that means that he takes heavy damage. If he's not already in the emerald arena, he'll be heavily damaged when he decides to enter.-
Suddenly, without any forewarning, except of course the fact that i have been charging this for a while now, a crash happened on the battlefield. Somehow, an entirely blocked off room with only a barely opened door, something lurking behind it. Are you ready?
"IT'S ME!"
The Pirate Cove appears! Foxy has been waiting too long now. Now is the time.
How "Pirate Party with Foxy!" works:
Foxy waits inside of the newly created zone "Pirate Cove" for three turns. After he accumulated enough strength, he will bum rush an [AG] or alternatively [N] if nothing else is available on the Battlefield, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE!
He needs 2 turns to return back to Pirate Cove. This is the only chance to deal damage. He cannot be attacked when he is stationed in the Pirate Cove.
Foxy during his backtrack to Pirate Cove is busy saving his hide, so he will not attack during his two turn "extended stay".
Have fun at your own pirate themed pizza party! (Pizza costs extra.)
[PG] Foxy HP: 140,000
> Hogan: I HEAL MANTOROK WITH HIPPOCRATES.
> R. K.: Bombs for Blasting at Yin.
I help fseftr and Serpent once.
Hey everyone! This is gonna be an awesome pizza party! Irecreeper's already seeing how much fun it can be! He spent a WHOLE NIGHT partying! If he does it for four more nights, he'll get a medal! Don't you all want medals? Well come on over to this pizza party, hosted by Foxy! It'll be so much fun... yOu'll Have a GoOD time!
I duplicate a Swiss Slicer
I feed half of the Swiss Slicer to Mixcotal, healing it.
Amethyst Eightfold 4/8
Cup of Joe 2/8
Half-Eaten Swiss Slicer && Timetables
It Fell From The Sky 24/25!
Eater of Worlds 10/15
Tarrasque 25/40
=[22 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[12 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[7 / 11]= The Other Side
WE ATTEMPT TO SUMMON A RANDOM POKEMON FROM TWITCH.
I Then Explode ManiacMasterR Through Vague Means.
guys.
WHAT?
i think the godmodder has a mega stone.
we should panic.
like right now.
Why'd you point that out?
Now he definitely has one!
( Feel free to remove the color during your post. )
{>running automatic charge upkeep process for the duration of∆çßπ∑∆ƒø´ˆ£˜å¬∂“errorororoerererererereeeeeeeee}
{>system failure absolute.}
{>EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN}
{>EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN FAILED}
{>WARNI∆ç˜ßø∑ª£¶ª¢÷≈≥Ω≠™¡}
Genesis kills Dedan!
Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity, instantly killing Rick Gastly! At this rate, no one's going to last much longer... Yin uses Lunar Retribution, dealing 10,000 damage to herself and allowing, when stacked with Lunar Curse, every attack to Space Gyarados to deal 1,000 damage to herself! She then uses Moon Strike, dealing a minicritted 6,000 damage to Space Gyarados and 2,000 damage to herself!
Since both the Space Gyarados and Mantorok cannot attack this turn, it's up to the Godmodder! He deals 40,000 damage to Genesis and sacrifices one of his attacks to shed light on the nature of Mixcoatl! He realizes that, since Mixcoatl's eternal rage is caused by his Sanity actually going into the negatives, if the players can raise his Sanity back up to a fair amount, his rage should cease! It's worth a shot. Get Mixcoatl's Insanity to 0, and the Godmodder will take care of the rest! AG players are advised to do this as well... Mixcoatl, in its rage, cannot tell enemy from ally! It's attacking your entities too!
The other entities remain idle for some reason...
Irecreeper's having so much fun at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Oh boy! The mascots want to say "hi" to him, but he seems scared of them? I can't understand why! They just want him to be happy! Even Foxy's heading out of Pirate Cove to bring good cheer to him!
The only mobs left in the Nether are Inferno and the Pheonix! They make short work of Amperz4nd.
THE OPERATOR rolls 4-6-6-5-1-4-7-1!
A large, grey copy of Dark Matter from Kirby appears! He stares down at the entities, killing Genesis and dealing 9,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood! The Godmodder's earthbending prowess dissipates...
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
Netpatham: [AG] Status: Active
zerithos: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Idle
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Idle
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [N] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [N] Status: Active
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
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Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
TWINJA LEVEL: 9001 =TURN THREE!!!=
=[23 / 50]= HELIX 2.0 =[13 / 25]= bird jesus =[A]=[8 / 11]= The Other Side
WE USE METERNOME IN BOTH THE ARENA AND ON THE BATTLEFIELD, BOTH AT RANDOM TARGETS.
Meanwhile, back in the restaurant...
Snuck a handgun to work today. After everyone left, I set it up to a pulley system to the right. Then the duck came, and I opened fire. NOTHING HAPPENED.
I was then forced to close the door, to keep him out.
I then looked at the cameras, and this fox is RUNNING AT ME VERY FAST.
=[23 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[13 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[8 / 11]= The Other Side
WE USE METERNOME IN BOTH THE ARENA AND ON THE BATTLEFIELD, BOTH AT RANDOM TARGETS.
Meanwhile, back in the restaurant...
Snuck a handgun to work today. After everyone left, I set it up to a pulley system to the right.
Then the duck came, and I opened fire.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
I was then forced to close the door, to keep him out.
I then looked at the cameras, and this fox is RUNNING AT ME VERY FAST.
I barely managed to shut the door in time.
Only four more nights...
Y()U JUST G()T TWINJA'D!!!! I TEST MY NEW BATTLE TECHNIQUE ()UT. KINGLY DISPUTE LEVEL 2 ON MANT()R()K.
STATIC SKIES: 10/11
MY SHAD()W GIVES MIXC()ATl S()ME C()UNSELING. HE THEN DR()PS EXCALIBUR ()N SPACE GYARAD()S. FINALLY, HE GIVES EXCALIPUR T() THE G()DM()DDER.
@granger:Oh, okay. You're from OP King, got it. That was such a long time ago that I don't remember much of what happened.
No charged attacks in the emerald arena? fine...
I finish the third degree
2/5 for The Waterfall
4/10 for the Penultimatum
11/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
3/15 for charged attack
in the main battlefield, the improbability drive turns gyrados into a duck.
Fine, Phobos uses the 15 post charge attack, smashing into the entities in the Nether with king of the hill and attack boost form Genesis.
If piono has to spawn, he does. He then smashes maniac with a massive boulder. then launches him into the sky with a pillar of rock. Then right before maniac lands, piono causes two massive rock walls to shoot up in a clapping motion with maniac right between them. squish.
Action 3/3
Lantimor: 11/25
Pact: 11/50
I heal Mixcoatl.
SD: 10K/150K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
18/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte
Suddenly, without any forewarning, except of course the fact that i have been charging this for a while now, a crash happened on the battlefield. Somehow, an entirely blocked off room with only a barely opened door, something lurking behind it. Are you ready?
"IT'S ME!"
The Pirate Cove appears! Foxy has been waiting too long now. Now is the time.
How "Pirate Party with Foxy!" works:
Foxy waits inside of the newly created zone "Pirate Cove" for three turns. After he accumulated enough strength, he will bum rush an [AG] or alternatively [N] if nothing else is available on the Battlefield, dealing MASSIVE DAMAGE!
He needs 2 turns to return back to Pirate Cove. This is the only chance to deal damage. He cannot be attacked when he is stationed in the Pirate Cove.
Foxy during his backtrack to Pirate Cove is busy saving his hide, so he will not attack during his two turn "extended stay".
Have fun at your own pirate themed pizza party! (Pizza costs extra.)
[PG] Foxy HP: 140,000
> Hogan: I HEAL MANTOROK WITH HIPPOCRATES.
> R. K.: Bombs for Blasting at Yin.
I help fseftr and Serpent once.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Can you attack the zone?
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Yes but can you shoot the building.
Like, destroy the building, and then go after Foxy.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=[22 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[12 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[7 / 11]= The Other Side
WE ATTEMPT TO SUMMON A RANDOM POKEMON FROM TWITCH.
I Then Explode ManiacMasterR Through Vague Means.
guys.
WHAT?
i think the godmodder has a mega stone.
we should panic.
like right now.
Why'd you point that out?
Now he definitely has one!
( Feel free to remove the color during your post. )
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Yeah, purple is right.... Never point out the Godmodder has something. He will. Unless it's a bad thing. In which case he won't. See earlier attempt to make the Godmodder have the Idiot Ball.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
No. Blowing up the building cancels the entire point of Foxy being invincible in it now, does it? /nul
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Drat, I thought I had a good idea there.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
Every time I try to edit stuff from my tablet, it lags out. Posting works fine, strangely enough. /null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I JUMP AND DANCE ()N FSEFTR.
STATIC SKIES: 9/11
A BUILDING FALLS ()N THE SPACE GYRAD()S.
GENERAL 1: 9/40
PARASITES: 8/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
̡̠
̹̥͈E҉̞͙̣͍̲l͠e̴̯͓͍̜͓me̶̮̲n҉̩̮͈̪̠ͅt̵̺̙a̜͔̖̘̹̣l̠̺ ͙͙̜ͅḌ̶̙͕e̳̗t̻̙̟͢o͎̟̣̯̪n̵͔͖̻̱a͎̲͈̲͢t҉͇̺̗͔͉i̜̩̼̞̞o͙̭͟n͔̜͘:͚̹͇̘͖͇̻ ̳1͓̳2/1̼͕̜̻̞̫͎͘3͈̖̭͍̼̮̻͞
I'll be making my great escape now!
{>system shutdown.}
{>relaunching control by (avatar_1.exe)}
{>relaunch failed.}
{>critical error detected.}
{>avatar sanity compromised.}
{>running automatic charge upkeep process for the duration of∆çßπ∑∆ƒø´ˆ£˜å¬∂“errorororoerererererereeeeeeeee}
{>system failure absolute.}
{>EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN}
{>EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN FAILED}
{>WARNI∆ç˜ßø∑ª£¶ª¢÷≈≥Ω≠™¡}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
IRECREEPER.
IT'S ABOUT TIME. MY LOYAL PROPHET HERALDED MY COMING. AND NOW A HELIX 2.0 ARISES. THERE IS ONLY ONE THAT CAN FIGHT HIM.
THE DARK LORD DOME.
I WILL BE COMING SOON. GET READY.
The False Prophet Reborn appears as a Neutral entity! It starts off as an innocent Eevee that doesn't attack and is invincible. Soon it will evolve...
/seminull, since the only point of this was for the False Prophet Reborn to appear.
Oh no
But all Crimslimes are dead!
I still don't see the point of it...
If Maniac accepts your duel, you can begin!
You got THE VETERAN'S VEXER! Words fail this gun at this point.
Veteran's Vexer && The Overkiller = Penultimatum (Level 9: 1/10)
7,000 damage to the Space Gyarados!
I guess Elemental Aura only effects damage, so +2,000 HP to Piono! He has a 25% chance to dodge any attack thrown at him this turn!
> MANIACMASTER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - KINGLY DISPUTE
Piono killed!
6,000 damage to the Space Gyarados! The Godmodder picks up the 711 and throws it back into space where it belongs!
+6,400 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to Piono!
You finished the first two alchemies already, and that's not what they were before!!
Hephaestus On Ice && Eternal Fire = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
15,000 damage!
Action Claws && Eldritch Tentacle = Dark Heart (Level 10: 4/11)
Eye of Ender && Gubrailthian Fire = Nether Star (Level 4: 1/5)
Yes.
You got FAHRENHEIT -451! A modified version of the Damned Spot whose ice powers now severely outweigh its time powers. Using this, anything you touch and anything you strike will turn into an arctic wasteland. It is so cold, it literally burns.
2,500 damage to Maniac!
That's a technicality.
+2,500 XP!
Well it doesn't seem like he accepted your duel, but still, 4,000 damage to Maniac!
+4,000 XP!
It was actually Hammer && Chest.
You got HAMMERSPACE! A special hammer whose head doubles as a chest. The items you store inside of it appear to have a limited effect on its attacks; for example, storing a firey object could allow the hammer to burn entities.
The strongest entity in the vicinity is the Space Gyarados, but he is in no position to accept your offer, since he currently must recharge thanks to using Hyper Beam last turn.
The random pilot of the plane can't handle 901 million or so voices inside of his head at once, and suffers a heart attack! The plane crash-lands into a nearby sheep field.
Oh.
2 damage!
._.
> FSEFTR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - BLUE, BLUE
Leonstar1 killed!
+6,900 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-825 XP to Leonstar!
Chaos Pearl x4 (1/3) This will require three posts to make.
Hey! What happened to all the alchemies you were doing last turn? You still have to charge them!
Why don't you find out?
You leave the Emerald Arena.
+1 HP to Godmodder!
You got NEREID'S WARCRY! A spear that seems to be made of water given form. Its tip is made from crystallized saltwater. You can have limited control over water with this weapon, but it will probably require more upgrades to be REALLY powerful.
You use the Emerald Nova, dealing 15,000 damage to the Space Gyarados! Mantorok will not attack this turn, and Yin will minicrit!
You respawn.
Alchemies are nerfed in the Emerald Arena, remember? It only provides a x1.25 damage boost, and even then, charged attacks really aren't supposed to be used in the Emerald Arena! Your attack would be better off as a Battle Technique, not a standard aggression.
You didn't say the magic word!
The Godmodder's Omega Armor absorbs the fireball and inverts it into an iceblast! When the bullet time is over, he throws the iceblast at you, freezing you!
ManiacMasteR killed!
+3,500 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to ManiacMasteR!
The Godmodder has a stomach of steel! A shark won't do much inside of him... His Omega Armor takes the shark from inside of him and teleports its molecules into the armor itself, so it gains shark powers! The Godmodder's Biting skill went up by +1! Not that it matters.
+4,000 HP!
Oh, you know. As far as life goes for a faceless abomination destined to travel across the Void wreaking genocide on innocent planets and their civilians, I'd say I'm doing just fine.
It's not even an Ender monstrosity at all anymore! It has to do with the Wither...
Nether Star && Amethyst Charge = Nether Compass (Level 5: 1/6)
The Godmodder is unfazed by the Jack-in-the-Box! It doesn't know the secret to everything! Only Lil' Cal knows...
Only him.
O)_(O
1 Salad Damage to the Godmodder!
On what?
You re-enter the Emerald Arena.
You have to keep track of your alchemies, you know!
5,000 damage to fseftr! fseftr Burned!
Well, Yin and Yang were summoned at a pretty bad time... The Godmodder has basically guaranteed critical hits, and there's not many targets, so... Yeah. The average one would deal ~5,000 to 6,000 damage.
5,000 damage to Yin!
Yin will use Lunar Retribution and Moon Strike!
Servomotor > 1/1 = Steam Motor
You got a STEAM MOTOR! A modified Servomotor that runs on steam.
You got an ELECTRIC PISTON! A Piston that is capable of activity even if it isn't hooked up to a Redstone circuit! Anything it touches gains an electrical charge.
You got a HYDRAULIC PISTON! This piston has pressurized machinery that allows it to push blocks at far lengths!
ManiacMasteR is dead!
You don't have enough MP to use all those spells at once!
What?
Nereid's Warcry && Mountain Spring = The Waterfall (Level 4: 1/5)
The Improbability Drive creates a cloud of gas that completely counterattacks its own attack! It hits the Gyarados, but it's painless.
6,000 damage to zerithos!
+6,000 XP!
Oh boy... That would take a lot of explaining... Perhaps you should do that action in the Forge and I'll respond to it there when I have the time.
4,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood!
6,000 damage to Piono!
Upon mulling over cinematic tropes regarding my status, I suppose that yes, I am an Eldritch Abomination. But you're right. That's not the point. What is my take on the conditions of the Battlefield? This server? This universe?
Well it's certainly chaotic. You all are just pawns in a never-ending war, one where allies turn against each other, and enemies can be close friends. You all don't even know what's in store for you. This war has gotten bigger than you and the Godmodder. The fates of three universes rest on the efforts of its heroes.
The Godmodder has established a monopoly on the field. He controls the fates of entities, he establishes what goes through... Along with TwinBuilder, of course. But isn't he just a mirror for Richard's actions?
Look, I just made a mistake, okay? You don't have to go and glitch out because of it.
One.
+1 Salad HP to the Godmodder!
Quad Chopper -c Refined Redbling = Redbling Chopper (1/4)
Mounted Machine Gun || Masterpiston = Automated Piston Machine Gun (Level 4: 1/5)
5,000 damage to Genesis!
...What did the Potion of Nightshade do again? I forgot...
I'm not sure you should do that a second time... It was bad enough the first time.
The Godmodder's ping takes a temporary nosedive, but in less than a millisecond, it starts back up again good as new!
A random meteor comes down and obliterates the Cardboard Box! It's not an entity, so it won't take heavy damage!
The OP King?
Whoops.
That would be an instant-summon. With that HP, it would go down in a matter of seconds...
You can't catch a Pokemon owned by a Trainer, can you? The Godmodder shows you his Gym Badges which allow him to control the Gyarados.
You respawn!
Yes.
Yggdrasil Twig x2 (1/1)
+8,500 HP!
2,000 damage to Yin!
You got THE FIRST SHIP! A vessel of legend used to spread the good news throughout the world.
200 damage to every player!
The Godmodder's armor is hug-proof! Upon touching it, Z'snoras melts.
400 damage to every player!
5,000 damage to TheLordErelye!
+5,000 XP!
7,000 damage!
4,000 damage to Erelye! Erelye Poisoned!
+4,000 XP!
Except he didn't!
2,500 damage to both!
His eyes are closed! Only 5,000 damage!
+5,000 XP!
Well, at the rate these posts are coming in, I sort of HAVE to post every day... :/
+1,000 HP!
Hey everyone! This is gonna be an awesome pizza party! Irecreeper's already seeing how much fun it can be! He spent a WHOLE NIGHT partying! If he does it for four more nights, he'll get a medal! Don't you all want medals? Well come on over to this pizza party, hosted by Foxy! It'll be so much fun... yOu'll Have a GoOD time!
+8,500 HP!
3,750 damage to Yin!
+500 HP!
Swiss Slicer x2 (1/1)
Eaten Swiss Slicer && Timetables = Swiss Turnsword (Level 6: 1/7)
Rick Gastly added!
4,000 damage to ManiacMasteR!
The Godmodder picks up a Mega Stone!
+4,000 XP!
Does nothing!
5,000 damage!
Genesis kills Dedan!
Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity, instantly killing Rick Gastly! At this rate, no one's going to last much longer... Yin uses Lunar Retribution, dealing 10,000 damage to herself and allowing, when stacked with Lunar Curse, every attack to Space Gyarados to deal 1,000 damage to herself! She then uses Moon Strike, dealing a minicritted 6,000 damage to Space Gyarados and 2,000 damage to herself!
Since both the Space Gyarados and Mantorok cannot attack this turn, it's up to the Godmodder! He deals 40,000 damage to Genesis and sacrifices one of his attacks to shed light on the nature of Mixcoatl! He realizes that, since Mixcoatl's eternal rage is caused by his Sanity actually going into the negatives, if the players can raise his Sanity back up to a fair amount, his rage should cease! It's worth a shot. Get Mixcoatl's Insanity to 0, and the Godmodder will take care of the rest! AG players are advised to do this as well... Mixcoatl, in its rage, cannot tell enemy from ally! It's attacking your entities too!
The other entities remain idle for some reason...
Irecreeper's having so much fun at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Oh boy! The mascots want to say "hi" to him, but he seems scared of them? I can't understand why! They just want him to be happy! Even Foxy's heading out of Pirate Cove to bring good cheer to him!
The only mobs left in the Nether are Inferno and the Pheonix! They make short work of Amperz4nd.
THE OPERATOR rolls 4-6-6-5-1-4-7-1!
A large, grey copy of Dark Matter from Kirby appears! He stares down at the entities, killing Genesis and dealing 9,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood! The Godmodder's earthbending prowess dissipates...
MANIACMASTER GAINED A LEVEL!
HP: +1,000.
MANIACMASTER EXCELLED TO NEW RATING: FOURTH WALL
MANIACMASTER ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL
MANIACMASTER ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: KINGLY DISPUTE LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION
THELORDERELYE GAINED A LEVEL!
HP: +1,000.
THELORDERELYE EXCELLED TO NEW RATING: INK SCRIBE
THELORDERELYE ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: COLD FRONT
THELORDERELYE BROKE ALCHEMY BLOCKADE #1: +10% POWER INCREASE
ZERITHOS GAINED A LEVEL!
HP: +1,000.
ZERITHOS EXCELLED TO NEW RATING: NOVICE DUELER
ZERITHOS ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MAGIRUPTION
FSEFTR GAINED A LEVEL!
HP: +1,000.
FSEFTR EXCELLED TO NEW RATING: OLD NAVY
FSEFTR ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: COMPLENTARY
FSEFTR ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BLUE, BLUE LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Raise Mixcoatl's Sanity!
PGs:
Raise Mixcoatl's Sanity!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Voidwalker: [???]
Nether Portal: [???] Inactive. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000. (x5.)
Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 61,050/100,000. Enraged. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.) Insanity: 50.
Yin: [AG] HP: 52,750/100,000. Cosmic Balance: 40.
Space Gyarados: [BOSS] HP: 84,500/275,000. Hyper Beam: II
Mantorok: [PG] HP: 80,500/140,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 27/125. Killstreak: 14.
Skyblock Zone:
AMSS Highblood: [PG] HP: 37,500/80,000.
Grayhold Ruins:
Clockwork Army Manufactory: [AG] HP: 41,000/50,000. Clockwork Drones: 500/500. (x30.) ATK: 100.
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza:
Irecreeper: [N] On Night 2.
Foxy: [PG] HP: 140,000/140,000.
Emerald Arena:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 11,625/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Mod Novice. XP: ========= 28,075
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: MICROSOFT BRAND
Wilson: [N] HP: 13,800/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Crafty. XP: ========== 20,400
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: GRIDLOCK
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 18,400/23,000.
LEVEL 4: Fourth Wall. XP: ========== 5,100
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL
Twitch: [N] HP: 15,925/20,000.
LEVEL 1: End Beginner. XP: ========== 19,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDINimbleguy: [AG] HP: 18,300/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Base 32. XP: ========== 25,487
BATTLE MENU: AGGRESS >BATTLE TECHNIQUE<
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: JAVA SMASH
Piono: [AG] HP: 11,500/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Sharpshoot. XP: ========== 13,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDILeonstar1: [AG] HP: 21,000/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Food Star. XP: ========== 5,400
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: CONGA LINE
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 1,025/21,000. Poisoned.
LEVEL 3: Ink Scribe. XP: ========== 50
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: THE PEN / COLD FRONT
zerithos: [AG] HP: 11,000/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Novice Dueler. XP: ========== 7,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: MAGIRUPTION
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 19,400/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Newcomer. XP: ========== 13,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIXDGrangerDX: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Newcomer. XP: ========== 3,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIfseftr: [PG] HP: 3,400/23,000. Burned.
LEVEL 4: Old Navy. XP: ========== 19,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1 / LV. 2: MARINE MADNESS] / COMPLEMENTARY
The Nether:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Phobos: [N] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Blue: [PG] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Inferno: [BOSS] HP: 97,500/97,500. Hellfire: III
Phoenix III: 30,000/40,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
Netpatham: [AG] Status: Active
zerithos: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Idle
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Idle
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [N] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [N] Status: Active
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
=TURN THREE!!!==[23 / 50]= HELIX 2.0=[13 / 25]= bird jesus=[A]=[8 / 11]= The Other SideWE USE METERNOME IN BOTH THE ARENA AND ON THE BATTLEFIELD, BOTH AT RANDOM TARGETS.Meanwhile, back in the restaurant...Snuck a handgun to work today. After everyone left, I set it up to a pulley system to the right.Then the duck came, and I opened fire.NOTHING HAPPENED.I was then forced to close the door, to keep him out.I then looked at the cameras, and this fox is RUNNING AT ME VERY FAST.I barely managed to shut the door in time.Only four more nights...The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Y()U JUST G()T TWINJA'D!!!!
I TEST MY NEW BATTLE TECHNIQUE ()UT. KINGLY DISPUTE LEVEL 2 ON MANT()R()K.
STATIC SKIES: 10/11
MY SHAD()W GIVES MIXC()ATl S()ME C()UNSELING. HE THEN DR()PS EXCALIBUR ()N SPACE GYARAD()S. FINALLY, HE GIVES EXCALIPUR T() THE G()DM()DDER.
GENERAL 1: 10/40
GENERAL 2: 10/40
PARASITES: 9/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
No charged attacks in the emerald arena? fine...
I finish the third degree
2/5 for The Waterfall
4/10 for the Penultimatum
11/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
3/15 for charged attack
in the main battlefield, the improbability drive turns gyrados into a duck.
Fine, Phobos uses the 15 post charge attack, smashing into the entities in the Nether with king of the hill and attack boost form Genesis.
If piono has to spawn, he does. He then smashes maniac with a massive boulder. then launches him into the sky with a pillar of rock. Then right before maniac lands, piono causes two massive rock walls to shoot up in a clapping motion with maniac right between them. squish.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.