I lure a bunch of creepers into the arena next to erelye, then build iron golems next to them. If he shoots the iron golems, they'll go after him. If he doesn't shoot, the creepers will blow him up. Do you have perfect aim?
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To people who have joined, you CAN attack and charge in the same post. You can charge a few things in fact.
@Erelye: First off, be nice. Zerithos didn't target anyone with that. Second, "you are now coming up with an excuse for it. Insanity is quite cliche, I am afraid". You sure are one to talk when you have blood and smoke coming from your eyes and are being followed by Elderich horrors.
@5l1n65h07: what? No, please. Have the Eldan hit Yin as hard as possible.
I "borrow" the staff of ra prop from a shooting of Indiana Jones and use it to focus sunlight onto Yang, healing him.
Yin
HP: 120,000 maximum health. However, similarly to before, Yin starts at 0 health and is defeated upon reaching 120,000. Just to balance things out, she takes double healing "damage" and half of normal damage. So basically, she is damaged by healing and healed by damaging. Simples.
Attacks :
Basic Attack : deals 5,000 damage and has no effect on the cosmic balance.
Moon Strike : Deals 4,000 damage to an enemy and 2,000 damage to Yin (AKA: "heals" her for 1,000). -30 to the cosmic balance.
Howl of the Night: Blinds an enemy, causing their next standard action to deal half damage/healing. -40 to the cosmic balance.
SunSpot : Causes an ally's next attack to drain 3,000 health from one of its targets. +10 to the cosmic balance.
Lunar Wrath : Only usable while the pair is in a lunar eclipse. Deals 6,000 damage to an enemy and gives them the lunar curse. The lunar curse lasts 3 turns and causes all attacks against the victim to also give 250 health from the victim to the attacker. (Or if Yin is the attacker, deal 500 damage to her). Sets the cosmic balance back to +10.
Passives:
Balance's sanctuary : immune to sanity draining attacks while Yang has not been defeated. Is voided if both survive for a stupidly long time.
Lunar Retribution : if Yang is defeated, Yin takes 20,000 damage (again, hp reduced by 10,000) and starts to deal 500 bonus damage against the entity who last damaged Yang per attack.
Yang
HP: 120,000 maximum health. Note that if Yang targets Yin with a healing attack, it instead deals damage equal to twice the amount it would have healed.
Attacks :
Basic Attack : deals 5,000 damage and has no effect on the cosmic balance.
Sun Strike : Deals 4,000 damage to an enemy and heals Yang for 1,000. +30 to the cosmic balance.
Roar of the Light: Surrounds an ally in light, healing them for 4,000. +40 to the cosmic balance.
Moonlight : Causes an enemy's next attack to deal damage to itself as well as it's intended target. -10 to the cosmic balance.
Solar Gift : Only usable while the pair is in a solar eclipse. Heals an ally for 7,000 and gives them the solar blessing. The solar blessing lasts for 3 turns and causes the ally's attacks to deal an extra 1,000 damage. Sets the cosmic balance back to -10.
Passives:
Balance's sanctuary : immune to sanity draining attacks while Yin has not been defeated. Is voided if both survive for a stupidly long time.
Solar Retribution : if Yin is defeated, Yang is healed for 10,000 HP and starts to be healed for 500 HP per attack against the entity who last healed Yin. If that doesn't apply, it is then a entity of the player who last healed Yin.
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Electric generator &&& piston = electric piston? 1/2
Steam Piston ---> fine
Pump &&& Piston &&& Pressurizer = hydrolic piston? done
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Current status: open _ Total wealth = 22$ _ Wilson's stamina: 19/50 Wilson's stamina B: 18/50 (no, Wilson is not named after a beach ball. He's named after the scientist character in Don't Starve.) ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Heaven x1 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson started spluttering and coughing as milk was randomly poured on him. He shook himself off and got to somewhere dry. After that, he shot a lightning bolt to use the milk as a conductor and shock someone who was still wet. (Other than Nimble)
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When did I say I was not joining in on the foolishness as well? As a side note, that was not blood. It was oil. Insanity is quite cliche. Does that not mean I can use it as a plot device? Of course not. Anyways, if there is anybody I should be angry at, it should be Twin. If I recall correctly, it was meant to be a defensive aura.
((In all seriousness, my character has quite a bit to be angry about at the moment. The castle being destroyed again, the failure of the Flash Mob, The Lord taking over Maniac, the dragon's soul no longer holding its tongue, etc. I have decided to make Erelye take it out on people in the Arena. I also have quite a few things to be angry about in real life.))
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I guess I'm a bit late to mention this, but I was actually going for neutral until I have a reason to fight the godmodder. The thing from earlier was just a prank. I like to do silly joke attacks like burying people in kittens.
So, I suppose... I... I have got nothing. I am just putting a filler line here.
Aeronedian Skies 16/50 (+2 from Leon and +1 from self)
Protection 13/30 (+3 from Leon and +1 from self)
Ahab's Crosshairs 2/11
The Matriarch 11/11!
Fahrenheit -451 8/11
Re-regenesis 4/10 (+1 from Leon and self)
Well, then. I have one more alchemy, and Amp is doing the others.
Feline Shipping Wall Fragment && Eldritch Tentacle 1/11
Please, make this go by swiftly. I do not want another instance of... that.
Anyways, Arena time. I assume the Paralysis has worn off. If not, I cast Dispel Paralysis. Yes, I know a spell that specific. I can see a fragment from the future... you need some reason for madness... Fine. I shall grant you that. I step forward, and ready my wand. Yes, I realize he is dead. Who says I cannot inflict this upon a corpse, and have it transfer over upon revival? Suddenly, Zerithos' mind is filled with a vision. Empty space. It is not star-filled, not light-energized. Just eternal shadow. Within, are horrors. One's worst nightmares come to life, and worse. Beyond, he can hear an eldritch whispering, or a collection of them. Maddening voices, telling him that it is all his fault... What is his fault, approximately? I have no clue. Anyways, I go to Defensive Mode to deflect Zerithos' next attack directed at me.
The Clockwork Army targets the AMSS Highblood, and I use Shadow Ball on the Gyarados.
You got THE MATRIARCH. A jade lipstick container emblazoned with the image of an Outer God. Upon use, it transforms into a pure jade chainsaw wrapped in eldritch tentacles and stained with blood of many different colors.
You got TO RUST. A metallic whip that is completely rusted over. Its handle is wrapped in eldritch tentacles.
That wouldn't make Nepeta's eldritch alchemy! Try one of her weapons.
3/5 P Structure (oh well, I guess it can serve as a bed n' breakfast)
(Wait, Erelye's attack failed? Great, now I have to make up some new thing to make sense of the madness)
I grab Erelye's head and smash it against Maniac. The air around me begins to feel hotter.
I'll take ForgeSlicer and I'll do this: The Frogeslicer && Molten Steel
Erelye deflects your attack!
The Forgeslicer && Molten Steel = Irons in the Fire (Level 2: 1/3)
No, its not meant to circumvent the rule that alchemies have lower powerful, its meant to explain why piono has access to earth magic without using his earth alchemies, I'm not stupid. Can I please have three attacks this round since you blocked attacks that were legitimate? If not, ignore the last two attacks down there for the emerald arena.
2/6 for the third degree
2/4 for Nereid's Warcry
I finish the Veteran's Vexer
7/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
14/15 for charged attack
On the battlefield, a massive lightning bolt made out of stone drops out of the sky onto the space gyrados
The Nether: Phobos does another earth shockwave to take out everything he can.
In the Emerald Arena: piono smashes his fist into the ground,sending another massive rolling wave of earth into everyone else
If twin lets me redo my attacks:
large sections of the ground rise out and smash into other people in the arena
Finally, everyone left standing looks as piono thrusts his hands out, and massive waves (As in actual waves, like tsunami waves) of earth head straight for all of them.
The Space Gyarados breathes fire at the rock, melting it into bits!
I +2 the-one-with-ships. I think that I have overpaid by this point. May I have my ship? Now, I bore the one-we-should-destroy by reading it the Thaumonomicon, word by word, every research. I bash the Godmodder multiple times with my Elemental Hammer Next, I unleash my tubas on... that one. The one who is somewhat new... the level 1 one with less than 5000 HP. This to not saying the weakest person. I just don't know almost anyone's name. Well, it flows into my tubas. My tubas prepare... they fire everything thy got at it. Next, I go through that crack in the wall, that leads to a place labeled FORGE. I take some RESONANT TUBA ENERGY and bottle it up. I then go over to the PARTY RUINS and bottle up some HARDENED PARTY ENERGY. Afterward, I go over to that... place. The one where it shows the responses. The terminal. I use my broken exosuit to extract REINFORCED TECH TEXT ENERGY and bottle it. I then do RESONANT TUBA ENERGY && HARDENED PARTY ENERGY && REINFORCED TECH TEXT ENERGY && PURE VOID ENERGY. Afterward I duplicate each (RESONANT TUBA ENERGY, HARDENED PARTY ENERGY, REINFORCED TECH TEXT ENERGY, and PURE VOID ENERGY), then, I do this attack: I run up to the one we should defeat. First I do JAVA SMASH. But before I throw the cube, I throw each duplicated bottle of the energy into the Cube. It starts glowing in strobe lights, shooting void clouds everywhere, making tuba sounds, and becomes even more technological, and gets a badge stating, "JAVA." I throw the cube at the-one-we-should-destroy. It creates infinite copies of my tubas from the void, all ready to shoot. Strings of java code flow into the-one-we-should-destroy. Confetti rains. Then the cube hits. At that exact moment, pure party, still prime and energized from the 200 or so charge and the cannon, blasts into the-one-we-should-destroy, turning all forms of it's protection into a literal animal that party a lot, which promptly runs away. The tubas blast will full energy. Java code surges into the-one-we-should-destroy, java code so advanced that not even the-one-we-should-destroy could even know about. Lastly... the actual cube hits. Massive amounts of pure TUBAS, PARTY, TECH, JAVA, and VOID blast into the-one-we-should-destroy... afterward the protection is split across the zones. Only when the-one-we-should-destroy found one of them, do they transform out of PARTY ANIMAL form. Afterward, I use some life force from my voided scepter to heal Erelye. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 200/1000 AQUA: 200/1000 TERRA: 200/1000 AER: 200/1000 ORDO: 200/1000 PERDITO: 200/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIII EMP: IIIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
The Godmodder slept through the whole lecture, so he wasn't even bored by it! Yet when you go to bash him with the Elemental Hammer, you see it was actually a decoy! The real Godmodder vaporizes you with his Banhammer!
3,000 damage to zerithos! You DO know that the Tubas are alchemies; ergo, they're weakened, right?
No! You can't head over to the Update Terminal! Your alchemy fails; ergo, your whole convoluted attack after that fails.
The area around me starts to catch fire, my rage seems to have become more than just an emotion.
I throw Erelye up into the air and impale him on the Hydrogen Rapier.
...
what.
I don't even...
I THINK HE'S DEAD.
Should We Play For Him?It'd Be Interesting.
MAY AS WELL. I LIKE PIE!
ALRIGHT...FIRST OFF, SWITCH TO NEUTRAL, IF POSSIBLE.
Nonsense! That's child's play! I'll get right to that...
WE THEN ATTACK A RANDOM ENTITY WITH A GIANT FOSSIL.
...
GOD IT'S HARD TO CONTROL A CORPSE.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I guess this counts as a stunning betrayal... You switch to Neutral.
You end up hitting Mixcoatl! The attack does nothing!
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
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armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
4/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist AND Earthquake = Earthshaker
4/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter = The Dead Scepter
Hephaestus On Ice 6/6
> The Alarms on the AMSS Highblood abruptly go off and all the officers on the bridge look up at the red flashing lights above them, before shocking themselves out of their stupor, rushing about to detect whatever's got a targeting beacon on their location.
> 50/50 - I slam Zeus's Ire into the side of Space Gyarados' head, spilling lightning and thunder all over the battlefield!
"I have all the gym badges from all the regions SO PAY ATTENTION!"
Gyarados obviously roars in response, so I chuck a copy of Tick Tock into Gyarados' open maw on auto-overdrive.
You can't just change your alchemies. They were originally High Tide && Ice && Mist = Arctic Tide, and Afterglow && Stygian Iron = Tartarus' Blade. So that's what they'll stay.
You got ARCTIC TIDE! An upgraded sword that can harness the power of ice itself as well as water.
You got TARTARUS' BLADE! A blade forged from Stygian Iron that can channel the Underworld and the ghosts of the dead to attack... It glows with a haunted light.
You got HEPHAESTUS ON ICE! A hammer dressed in dull colors; it is cool to the touch. Gears cover its surface, and its head is forged from a solid block of obsidian.
Okay.
Gyarados obviously vaporizes you with fire in response. 25,000 damage though.
The Phoinex will be reborn until Inferno is killed, at which point it will face the players in its current incarnation. It also draws attacks onto itself.
Inferno will use Hellfire this turn.
Inferno's smoky tendrils start to race around rapidly. Soon, they light on fire. A firey malestrom is concentrated around Inferno. The fire begins to turn a sickly blackish red. It becomes even hotter tham normal. Fire rings appear around three random players, trapping them. The malestrom is released and collides into the players, dealing heavy damage. In addition, one of the players is burned.
Just to remind myself more than anyone else, if Inferno drops a spoil, it will be called the Demonic Ember.
Alright.
Inferno won't drop a spoil. The final boss of this sidequest probably will, though.
I pull out The Damned Spot, and teach Zerithos what it feels like to be cold. Afterwards, I manipulate the protons around me to all collect. This should not be possible, so I hold them together through sheer willpower. More and more protons come, and I compress them. Víola! A singularity! I use this on the Gyarados.
I attempt to have a civil conversation with The Operator. No, he cannot distort my mind, nor my sanity. Who knew going insane via eldritch revelations would be so useful? Heh. I wonder... I pull out my Scribe's Wands, and write the words 'fully functional A.I.' in the air.
What?
You are Frozen!
The Space Gyarados bats the singularity away with his tail, where it flies into a nearby faction and obliterates them. Being in space for so long has made it immune to its terrors...
Well, I appreciate the gesture. But what exactly would we discuss?
He's got a point.
The instant you write the words, a stray laser from the ACN Turret obliterates them!
Sorry if I seem like a brat. Release from Lantimor: 9/25Oryx's Pact: 9/50I use Seeker's Ritual, mostly near to Mixcoatl.Sword Damage: 10K/150KConstructs: 3/3 Ready!
I would like to point out that you once let me deal 10,000 damage by trying to make an attack as generic and worthless as I possibly could. Yeah, so Zerithos, Alchemies are just for fun, real attacks will always be better.
By the by, I'm back. In case you didn't notice by now.
I don't feel like updating all my crap, so I just blanket charge it, and decide what that does later.
I sight in with the White Dwarf, and attempt to shoot the Space Pokemon Whose Name I Cannot Remember with it.
Then I turn to the Netherside... "Hello. A giant Blaze... Thing... Heh. Freeze, {REDACTED}" Hel-Ice icicles impale the abomination of fire in a thousand places as a blast of blizzard force consumes its flames... Then I fire the Handrailmagnum into it over and over, shattering and piercing...
The Godmodder remains living, after all this time... What has this done to the server... All these blasts, all this chaos, all these rifts in space-time...
>Project ecological state, t+100y.
>well, I could give you a complex datasheet of the effects of fallout.
>loss of mass and water to space, pollution, cracks in the crust.
>ash and dust in the atmosphere, temporal flux, locally warped physics.
>near-total deforestation and extinction of non-military life forms.
>but I don't think that would be particularly useful at this time, so instead.
>I'll just say, ruined, burning wasteland, covered with the last remnants of the.
>militant forces, fighting among themselves as the planets crumbles and overheats, already.
>irradiated to the point of irrevocable sterility.
>subject to constant invasions from the darker planes and random failures of logic.
"Ah. Thank you, H3."
I print out the full datasheet mentioned, and read it aloud to the Godmodder over my loudspeakers.
Space Gyarados.
And also, it's been griefed to hell and back thanks to the rampaging actions of millions of players.
The Godmodder doesn't care! It will all be worth it in the end... The players will suffer for what they did to him.
I suppose I should point out that there is literally no reason you should be attacking me, as you attacked first, and you are now coming up with an excuse for it. Insanity is quite cliche, I am afraid. Oh, well. I use The Pen on Zerithos. If he is dead, I do not use it.
So, next turn. A sword I can expect to be near, if not at, absolute zero.
I walk up to the godmodder, and point out that, in all technicality, everything we end up doing eventually benefits Richard. Heh. Such a disappointment. Even from myself. What, did you expect an attack? No, that would be mad. In fact, the mere notion that you would even suggest such a... a THING is so UTTERLY LUDICROUS that... I still do not attempt to attack Richard. I swear, if this attack ends up dealing damage... I will be quite angry, or try to be.
So.
So, what? So, are you going to get me a weapon?! I've been waiting for at least four posts! Were you not there when I began constructing three alchemies, and three charges regularly? Whoops! I'm sorry about that! Heh. I suppose I can get you something or other when I get these last few alchemies done... or...
I take my Scribe's Wands, and write 'original attack' in the air. Whatever comes out is going to be ironic.
You thaw out.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE PEN
zerithos killed!
27 damage to the Godmodder!
The original attack backfires since you didn't specify a target!
Miraj: 3/50
That debuff guy: 3/50
+2 to Aegis and from Aegis
I heal Yang with the power of sunstone.
Alright, here we go. The full moon can be seen high overhead. Its glow reflects and sparkles in Yin's eyes. Yin howls up to the full moon and a grey mist surrounds her and flows outward towards the Garados. The mist entangles it and holds its trashing until the moon suddenly flashes. The mist turns white hot and scalds the Garados, leaving it cursed with dancing flames that sap it's vitality every time it is hit. Oh ya, then Yang hits it with sunstrike.
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Is the paralyzed gone? Is Wilson even allowed to maintain stuff like his invisibility while paralyzed? Anyway, Wilson uses Gridlock/iron against Maniac.
2,500 damage to Yin!
You got a QUAD CHOPPER! A powerful helicopter with four engines.
You got a STEAM PISTON! An upgraded Piston that seems to run on steam and a pump.
Switch to Excaliburn and my newest prefix Masumatrix (Extreme boost to electronics, bullet time) Defend the Microsoft War base with Excaliburn by setting up a firewall. Use Masumatrix to give the War base awesome power.
=[20 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[10 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[5 / 11]= The Other Side
NEXT, RENAME "IRECREEPER" IN THE EMERALD ARENA TO TWITCH.I also changed his Avatar while I was at it.WE SHALL ATTACK DEDAN WITH THAT FANCY AILEN'S TEASET.I Suppose I'll Attack Leonstar1 With A Swarm Of Cabbages.
ii: 26/20 +1
iii: 25/50 +1
i 25/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: My ears perk up at the mention of shipping. I secretly teleport to Erelye and duplicate the Feline Shipping Wall Fragment. I then teleport back.
Leonstar1: Egg Barrage! I pelt everyone with eggs from the sky!
Pit, you don't want any temporal instability? ...Uh... Little too late to worry about that, I think...
I charge my crap more, preparing for extended thought in the near future.
I fire the White Dwarf at the already-weakened-by-gray-ice Nether Boss{WhosenameIhaveforgotten}, spraying machinegun rounds, then change it to a staff and simply charge, smashing through several of its Rods{Assuming it's a blaze}, and slamming the Fourth Wall image into its head with hydraulic strength.
I watch the Godmodder for some time, attempting to ensure that the version I'm watching isn't a decoy... It appears to be... I orbital-strike what I'm pretty sure is a Godmodder decoy into molten ash, and wait for him to resurface... Another Godmodder, another place, another orbital strike, repeat until the real one gets targeted.
Agreed.
You end up targeting the real Godmodder right away! However, the instant before the orbital strike hits, he casts Inversion on it, turning it into special Healing Nukes! +27 HP to the Godmodder!
ii: 27/20 +1
iii: 26/50 +1
i 26/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: Yessssss heheheheheheh. I DUPLICATE the Feline Shipping Wall Fragment then I VEHICLE-IZE the Feline Shipping Wall Fragment, a BOAT and a Feline Shipping Wall Fragment!
Leonstar1: Milk Downpour! I drench everyone with milk!
I shoot Space Gyarados with Zgotar's Call
Amethyst Eightfold 3/8
Zgotar's Call &&
Swiss Slicer ~~~ Loom
It Fell From The Sky 23/25
Eater of Worlds 9/15
Tarrasque 24/40
6,000 damage!
Zgotar's Call && SCP-294 = A Cup of Joe (Level 7: 1/8)
Swiss Slicer ~~~ Loom = Swedish Sweater
You got a SWEDISH SWEATER! A plaid sweater emblazoned with the image of a Swedish Fish.
I spot erelye in the corner of my screen, made by HUD bigger, and open my inventory somehow knocking them out.
5,000 damage!
+5,000 XP!
[quote=zerithos;/members/zerithos;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-005-18-13-00?comment=13172]5/5 P Structure
The Structure grows again. This time into two story medieval house. A small shed stands on the second foundation now, and a third foundation has also appeared.
1/5 P Structure
+2 to Erelye (More apologies)
This time I pull out dual swords, one covered in dark fire, one covered in a blindingly white fire. I begin Dueling with Maniac.
=[20 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[10 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[5 / 11]= The Other Side
NEXT, WE-
hit a random entity with a-
Giant Version Of A-
TACO!
goddammit pink!this would've been a good attack!
Meanwhile, in a restaurant...
Troll Jegus Christ.
I didn't think he'd take me here.
I thought that he'd just kill me...
BUT NO.
HE JUST HAD TO TAKE ME THERE.
AND NOW I'M THE NIGHT GUARD.
AND I CAN'T EVEN BRING A SHOTGUN.
Well, I only need to survive five nights...
God help me.
5,000 damage to Genesis!
Well, technically it DID kill you... But this works too. Heh. Go ahead. Survive five nights.
ii: 28/20 +1
iii: 27/50 +1
i 27/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
Leonstar0: Building a ship, building a ship!... I wonder
Camera && Captchalogue card = Captchalogue Camera 1/?
The Captchalogue coming from the alchemiter room of course.
Leonstar1: I summon a planar portal to the land of eternal winds. A hurricane comes out of the portal and mixes all the ingredients into batter. After it has done so I close the portal and the hurricane besides.
Skeleton Key Blade -O Enlarge (5/5) DONE
Vehicle: Feline Shipping Wall Fragment, a BOAT and a Feline Shipping Wall Fragment 2/?
Camera && Captchalogue Card = Captcharoid Camera (Level 6: 1/7)
Okay.
Feline Shipping Wall Fragment -c BOAT -c Feline Shipping Wall Fragment = The First Ship (2/4)
(No, I'm dead serious. I used random.org to calculate what move using Metronome would do. I looked up a List of Moves on Bulbapedia and found out there was 617 moves. I rolled it on random.org and the result was 120. If you go on the List of Moves article, you will find that Self-Destruct is indeed the 120th move listed there.)
I lure a bunch of creepers into the arena next to erelye, then build iron golems next to them. If he shoots the iron golems, they'll go after him. If he doesn't shoot, the creepers will blow him up. Do you have perfect aim?
To people who have joined, you CAN attack and charge in the same post. You can charge a few things in fact.
@Erelye: First off, be nice. Zerithos didn't target anyone with that. Second, "you are now coming up with an excuse for it. Insanity is quite cliche, I am afraid". You sure are one to talk when you have blood and smoke coming from your eyes and are being followed by Elderich horrors.
@5l1n65h07: what? No, please. Have the Eldan hit Yin as hard as possible.
I "borrow" the staff of ra prop from a shooting of Indiana Jones and use it to focus sunlight onto Yang, healing him.
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=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Electric generator &&& piston = electric piston? 1/2
Steam Piston ---> fine
Pump &&& Piston &&& Pressurizer = hydrolic piston? done
Wilson started spluttering and coughing as milk was randomly poured on him. He shook himself off and got to somewhere dry. After that, he shot a lightning bolt to use the milk as a conductor and shock someone who was still wet. (Other than Nimble)
+5,000 HP!
Electric Generator && Piston = Electric Piston (Level 1: 1/2)
Steam Piston > Fine = Servomotor
You got a SERVOMOTOR! A piece of machinery that can move on its axis, allowing things attached to it to move as well.
And test out the possibly-not-yet-described Record Scratcher on the Space Gyrarados!
It wasn't. Did you finish it?
Genesis deals 10,000 damage to the Eldan Annihilator! The Crimson Army deals 4,000 damage to the Space Gyarados!
The Eldan Annihilator deals 2,000 damage to Yin!
Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity! Yin uses Lunar Curse on the Space Gyarados, dealing 6,000 damage to him and giving him the lunar curse! Yang then uses Sunstrike, dealing 4,000 damage and healing him/herself for +1,000 HP!
The Space Gyarados uses Hyper Beam! A sphere of pure energy appears from its gaping maw, and it stares at Yin and Yang! A vicious pillar of energy spews from the boss, healing +50,000 HP to Yin and dealing 25,000 damage to Yang! Unfortunately, the Gyarados cannot attack next turn. Attack it now, when it's weak! The two other PG entities kill 5 Dark Mummies! The Godmodder kills all Dark Mummies and Crimslimes, the Eldan Annihilator, Yang, and deals 35,000 damage to Genesis!
The Godmodder holds up a neon sign that reads, ATTACK ME!
The Clockwork Army deals 2,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood!
The players in the Nether wipe out more of Inferno's forces! The Phoenix reincarnates itself into its third form after it was killed by Amperz4nd's attacks. Inferno uses Hellfire, dealing 10,000 damage to every player and Burning Amperz4nd! The Nether mobs deal 6,000 damage to Phobos and The_Serpent!
THE OPERATOR rolls 7-4-7-7-8-1-1-1!
A spectral grey abomination of a weasel promptly appears out of nowhere and starts flipping the gorilla out! It stomps on the Crimson Army II, crushing all of the Derpslimes, before vanishing.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
Netpatham: [AG] Status: Active
zerithos: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Idle
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Idle
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [N] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [N] Status: Active
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Sorry about the 4x post twin, I can't see your response yet, but I apologize nonetheless (So many mistakes recently, need to be more careful)
I guess I do what I was trying to do with the 4th post:
5/5 P Structure
The Structure grows again. This time into two story medieval house. A small shed stands on the second foundation now, and a third foundation has also appeared.
1/5 P Structure
+2 to Erelye (More apologies)
This time I pull out dual swords, one covered in dark fire, one covered in a blindingly white fire. I begin Dueling with Maniac.
I got the veteran's vexer last round...
Also, granger, I know I should remember you, and I do vaguely, but I don't remember from WHERE. Mind refreshing my memory?
3/6 for the third degree (just so you know, I was kind of thinking of this as one of those massive double-edged battle axes, but I guess a fire axe works too for ironic purposes. Too bad Dave uses sords)
3/4 for Nereid's Warcry
Veteran's Vexer AND the overkiller 1/10
8/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
I finish charging the attack.
Suddenly, the space gyrados gets struck by lightning. This does nothing however, but it is then smothered by a mass of balloons that suddenly gravitate to the mass of static electricity.
In the nether: Phobos slams king of the hill into the ground, causing massive rock spikes to trap the pheonix, making it unable to intercept attacks, and dealing elemental aura boosted damage to the ghasts.
In the emerald arena: piono drinks a splash potion of hyperness, allowing him to avoid attacks from others in the emerald arena, he then coats himself in rock, Toph-style. (this doesn't give him armor, count it as a self-heal boosted by elemental aura, or not boosted by elemental aura if non-straight damage actions aren't allowed to benefit from it.)
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I USE MY BATTLE TECHNIQUE ()N PI()N().
STATIC SKIES: 7/11
I RESPAWN MY SHAD()W. HE SMILES. HE GRABS THE V()IDSW()RD. IT STARTS GL()WING WITH DARK ENERGY. HE POINTS IT IN FRONT OF HIM. A SW()RD BEAM LAUNCHES FR()M THE SW()RD, G()ING STRAIGHT THR()UGH THE SPACE GYRAD()S. HE THEN SNAPS HIS FINGERS. A GIANT 711 FALLS ()N THE G()DM()DDER. Y()UR WELC()ME.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist AND Earthquake = Earthshaker
5/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter = The Dead Scepter
1/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
> 20/20 - I launch Zeus' Ire forward into Gyarados' mouth, and set off all it's powers before yanking it back out.
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Aeronedian Skies 20/50 (+1 from Zerithos, Leon, and self)
Protection 20/30 (+2 from Zerithos, +3 from Leon, and +1 from self)
Hipster Scarf && Eldritch Tentacle 5/11
Action Claws && Eldritch Tentacle 4/11
Fahrenheit -451 11/11!
Re-regenesis 6/10 (+1 from Zerithos, +2 from Leon and self)
+1 to Zerithos and Leon.
With that response you just made, I assume you have no idea what I was talking about. I compressed a load of protons into a single space, therefore creating a black hole that was open for a millisecond.
I go back in time, and replace that... horrid Wall with Action Claws. I think I need to forge a Shippers' Bane; Twin, is this a good choice?
I pull out Fahrenheit -451, and use it on Maniac. Oh, yes. I promised I would make you a weapon.
Finally.
Eye of Ender && Gubraithian Fire 1/???
(Gubraithian Fire never burns out.)
Woo. Now I can say I dealt 27 damage to Richard by speaking. Words solve everything.
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Darn this postclaiming. I can't tell who's attack who and who to re-act to.
1/10 P Structure
I slap Maniac with the flat of my dark fire blade! Then while he's flinching I stab him through the face with white fire!
That should begin the mind cleansing process. Eat (implied) holy fire!
Diamond Sword && Anvil && Torch = Prometheus' Blade (Level 2: 2/3)
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 2/6) I believe I also have Hammer && Captchalogue Card = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2)
HAMMERSPACE COMPLETED.
I slowly begin to realize how useless it is, seeing as to how my inventory is bottomless.
Well, sir, the missile went completely off course. They went AFK, then ADDED power to it.
...
...Sir, remind me, what is our goal?
...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
...And why am I still here?
...It depends on what you mean by that.
...
...
...Why am I still working with you?
Ah, yes. Heh. Well, without getting too meta, that is why you are here.
...'getting meta'?
...I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Even though I have this facade of having everything in control and whatnot, I really don't. At all. Whatsoever. I need to take advantage of all the surprises I can.
...Why do you have a time machine who's existence is dictated by quantum mech–
Due to the fact I have no idea what's going on–for about the fifth time–I approach the strongest entity in my general vicinity and offer it a basket of puppies, which–because Schröedingers cat also I love using that long dash–may or may not have rabies.
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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=TURN ONE!=
=[21 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[11 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[6 / 11]= The Other Side
PURPLE. STOP WRECKING OUR FORMATING, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO TYPE WITH BLACK TEXT.
ALL OF US.
Hey, I can't control the forums! It's unpredictable!
screw black text!
WE TAKE CONTROL OF A RANDOM PILOT OF A PLANE, AND CRASH THE PLANE INTO THE GODMODDER.
i then punch maniacmaster using a shotgun.
(God, why does the fourm keep wrecking my formatting? The old one didn't do this...)
21/50 HMAS ship.
14/40 x2 Modpack's order
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Shoot gib tsuanami, blue's warcopter.
I lure a bunch of creepers into the arena next to erelye, then build iron golems next to them. If he shoots the iron golems, they'll go after him. If he doesn't shoot, the creepers will blow him up. Do you have perfect aim?
That debuff guy: 4/50
+2 to Aegis
To people who have joined, you CAN attack and charge in the same post. You can charge a few things in fact.
@Erelye: First off, be nice. Zerithos didn't target anyone with that. Second, "you are now coming up with an excuse for it. Insanity is quite cliche, I am afraid". You sure are one to talk when you have blood and smoke coming from your eyes and are being followed by Elderich horrors.
@5l1n65h07: what? No, please. Have the Eldan hit Yin as hard as possible.
I "borrow" the staff of ra prop from a shooting of Indiana Jones and use it to focus sunlight onto Yang, healing him.
Yin
Attacks :
Basic Attack : deals 5,000 damage and has no effect on the cosmic balance.
Moon Strike : Deals 4,000 damage to an enemy and 2,000 damage to Yin (AKA: "heals" her for 1,000). -30 to the cosmic balance.
Howl of the Night: Blinds an enemy, causing their next standard action to deal half damage/healing. -40 to the cosmic balance.
SunSpot : Causes an ally's next attack to drain 3,000 health from one of its targets. +10 to the cosmic balance.
Lunar Wrath : Only usable while the pair is in a lunar eclipse. Deals 6,000 damage to an enemy and gives them the lunar curse. The lunar curse lasts 3 turns and causes all attacks against the victim to also give 250 health from the victim to the attacker. (Or if Yin is the attacker, deal 500 damage to her). Sets the cosmic balance back to +10.
Passives:
Balance's sanctuary : immune to sanity draining attacks while Yang has not been defeated. Is voided if both survive for a stupidly long time.
Lunar Retribution : if Yang is defeated, Yin takes 20,000 damage (again, hp reduced by 10,000) and starts to deal 500 bonus damage against the entity who last damaged Yang per attack.
Attacks :
Basic Attack : deals 5,000 damage and has no effect on the cosmic balance.
Sun Strike : Deals 4,000 damage to an enemy and heals Yang for 1,000. +30 to the cosmic balance.
Roar of the Light: Surrounds an ally in light, healing them for 4,000. +40 to the cosmic balance.
Moonlight : Causes an enemy's next attack to deal damage to itself as well as it's intended target. -10 to the cosmic balance.
Solar Gift : Only usable while the pair is in a solar eclipse. Heals an ally for 7,000 and gives them the solar blessing. The solar blessing lasts for 3 turns and causes the ally's attacks to deal an extra 1,000 damage. Sets the cosmic balance back to -10.
Passives:
Balance's sanctuary : immune to sanity draining attacks while Yin has not been defeated. Is voided if both survive for a stupidly long time.
Solar Retribution : if Yin is defeated, Yang is healed for 10,000 HP and starts to be healed for 500 HP per attack against the entity who last healed Yin. If that doesn't apply, it is then a entity of the player who last healed Yin.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Electric generator &&& piston = electric piston? 1/2
Steam Piston ---> fine
Pump &&& Piston &&& Pressurizer = hydrolic piston? done
Alchemy Emporium:
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
((In all seriousness, my character has quite a bit to be angry about at the moment. The castle being destroyed again, the failure of the Flash Mob, The Lord taking over Maniac, the dragon's soul no longer holding its tongue, etc. I have decided to make Erelye take it out on people in the Arena. I also have quite a few things to be angry about in real life.))
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(get it... reaper... inker... my jokes are the best.)
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i have:hudn the eldan augευθνmentor hit yin as σνρθψν hard as 87!4:possible.
I'll be making my great escape now!
/semi-null
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Sorry for the lack of format, I had to update using the technology SCP-079 could have been made of.
Release from Lantimor: 10/25
Oryx's Pact: 10/50
I unleash the hell that is another Squad of Constructs!
Sword Damage: 10K/150K
Constructs: 0/3 Recently Deployed.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
And test out the possibly-not-yet-described Record Scratcher on the Space Gyrarados!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
You got a CHAOS PEARL! A bronze Enderpearl that glows with a malevolent light.
You enter the EMERALD ARENA.
2,000 damage to fseftr!
+2,000 XP!
You got THE MATRIARCH. A jade lipstick container emblazoned with the image of an Outer God. Upon use, it transforms into a pure jade chainsaw wrapped in eldritch tentacles and stained with blood of many different colors.
You got TO RUST. A metallic whip that is completely rusted over. Its handle is wrapped in eldritch tentacles.
That wouldn't make Nepeta's eldritch alchemy! Try one of her weapons.
Okay.
4,000 damage!
Erelye deflects your attack!
The Forgeslicer && Molten Steel = Irons in the Fire (Level 2: 1/3)
The Space Gyarados breathes fire at the rock, melting it into bits!
3,000 damage to ManiacMasteR and Wilson!
+6,000 XP!
Oh goody.
You become Neutral.
300 damage to every player!
5,000 damage!
+2,700 XP!
The Godmodder slept through the whole lecture, so he wasn't even bored by it! Yet when you go to bash him with the Elemental Hammer, you see it was actually a decoy! The real Godmodder vaporizes you with his Banhammer!
3,000 damage to zerithos! You DO know that the Tubas are alchemies; ergo, they're weakened, right?
No! You can't head over to the Update Terminal! Your alchemy fails; ergo, your whole convoluted attack after that fails.
+3,000 HP to Erelye!
+3,000 XP!
500 damage! Erelye Frozen!
+500 XP!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I guess this counts as a stunning betrayal... You switch to Neutral.
You end up hitting Mixcoatl! The attack does nothing!
You can't just change your alchemies. They were originally High Tide && Ice && Mist = Arctic Tide, and Afterglow && Stygian Iron = Tartarus' Blade. So that's what they'll stay.
You got ARCTIC TIDE! An upgraded sword that can harness the power of ice itself as well as water.
You got TARTARUS' BLADE! A blade forged from Stygian Iron that can channel the Underworld and the ghosts of the dead to attack... It glows with a haunted light.
You got HEPHAESTUS ON ICE! A hammer dressed in dull colors; it is cool to the touch. Gears cover its surface, and its head is forged from a solid block of obsidian.
Okay.
Gyarados obviously vaporizes you with fire in response. 25,000 damage though.
Alright.
Inferno won't drop a spoil. The final boss of this sidequest probably will, though.
Chaos Pearl && Rifle = Entropy Ending (Level 6: 1/7)
Chaos Emerald && Rifle = Sonic's Scope (Level 1: 1/2)
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && Snowball Gun = Stay Frosty (Level 1: 1/2)
You enter the EMERALD ARENA.
6,000 damage to fseftr!
Yes.
You can post two more times after this.
+6,000 XP!
What?
You are Frozen!
The Space Gyarados bats the singularity away with his tail, where it flies into a nearby faction and obliterates them. Being in space for so long has made it immune to its terrors...
Well, I appreciate the gesture. But what exactly would we discuss?
He's got a point.
The instant you write the words, a stray laser from the ACN Turret obliterates them!
Alright. HMAS Java added! I guess.
8,000 damage to the Clockwork Army Manufactory!
> FSEFTR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - BLUE, BLUE
7,000 damage!
The Godmodder shrugs.
+7,000 XP!
It's fine.
Space Gyarados.
And also, it's been griefed to hell and back thanks to the rampaging actions of millions of players.
The Godmodder doesn't care! It will all be worth it in the end... The players will suffer for what they did to him.
Welcome!
You enter the Emerald Arena. It's a PvP arena, basically.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
You thaw out.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE PEN
zerithos killed!
27 damage to the Godmodder!
The original attack backfires since you didn't specify a target!
+525 XP!
+5,000 XP!
-5,000 XP to zerithos!
You respawn!
5,000 damage!
+5,000 XP!
2,500 damage to Yin!
You got a QUAD CHOPPER! A powerful helicopter with four engines.
You got a STEAM PISTON! An upgraded Piston that seems to run on steam and a pump.
Pump && Piston && Pressurizer = Hydraulic Piston (Level 2: 1/3)
Yes.
> WILSON: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - GRIDLOCK
6,000 damage to ManiacMasteR!
+6,000 XP!
The Microsoft War Base isn't even created yet!
'Irecreeper' renamed to 'Twitch'.
*Alien. 6,000 damage!
5,500 damage to Leonstar!
+5,500 XP!
It was just a mistake...
NONONONONONONONONONONONO
300 damage to everyone!
D: Sorry.
+2,700 XP!
You respawn.
4,000 damage!
You can't do +3 trades anymore! Did you even bother to read the OP?
20,000 damage to the Eldan Annihilator!
Agreed.
You end up targeting the real Godmodder right away! However, the instant before the orbital strike hits, he casts Inversion on it, turning it into special Healing Nukes! +27 HP to the Godmodder!
3,000 damage!
._.
Does nothing!
1,000 damage to zerithos due to unoriginality!
Your shadow is engulfed in the resulting explosion the millisecond he starts moving, killing himself instantly! 4,000 damage to Space Gyarados though.
6,000 damage!
Zgotar's Call && SCP-294 = A Cup of Joe (Level 7: 1/8)
Swiss Slicer ~~~ Loom = Swedish Sweater
You got a SWEDISH SWEATER! A plaid sweater emblazoned with the image of a Swedish Fish.
Okay...? But what does it do?
4,000 damage to ManiacMasteR!
+4,000 XP!
3,000 damage!
+3,000 XP!
5,000 damage to Genesis!
Well, technically it DID kill you... But this works too. Heh. Go ahead. Survive five nights.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
You're not going to attack?
Pfft.
I don't think you're dead... 4,000 damage!
Again, space immunity.
+4,000 XP!
8,500 HP!
Dedan returns!
Camera && Captchalogue Card = Captcharoid Camera (Level 6: 1/7)
Okay.
Feline Shipping Wall Fragment -c BOAT -c Feline Shipping Wall Fragment = The First Ship (2/4)
TT2000 used Metronome!
Waggling a finger allowed him to use...
SELF.
DESTRUCT.
TT2000 violently gibs into thousands of pieces.
(No, I'm dead serious. I used random.org to calculate what move using Metronome would do. I looked up a List of Moves on Bulbapedia and found out there was 617 moves. I rolled it on random.org and the result was 120. If you go on the List of Moves article, you will find that Self-Destruct is indeed the 120th move listed there.)
OoOoH.
+5,000 HP!
Electric Generator && Piston = Electric Piston (Level 1: 1/2)
Steam Piston > Fine = Servomotor
You got a SERVOMOTOR! A piece of machinery that can move on its axis, allowing things attached to it to move as well.
3,000 damage to Twitch!
What?
Okay.
It wasn't. Did you finish it?
Genesis deals 10,000 damage to the Eldan Annihilator! The Crimson Army deals 4,000 damage to the Space Gyarados!
The Eldan Annihilator deals 2,000 damage to Yin!
Mixcoatl deals 14,000 damage to every entity! Yin uses Lunar Curse on the Space Gyarados, dealing 6,000 damage to him and giving him the lunar curse! Yang then uses Sunstrike, dealing 4,000 damage and healing him/herself for +1,000 HP!
The Space Gyarados uses Hyper Beam! A sphere of pure energy appears from its gaping maw, and it stares at Yin and Yang! A vicious pillar of energy spews from the boss, healing +50,000 HP to Yin and dealing 25,000 damage to Yang! Unfortunately, the Gyarados cannot attack next turn. Attack it now, when it's weak! The two other PG entities kill 5 Dark Mummies! The Godmodder kills all Dark Mummies and Crimslimes, the Eldan Annihilator, Yang, and deals 35,000 damage to Genesis!
The Godmodder holds up a neon sign that reads, ATTACK ME!
The Clockwork Army deals 2,000 damage to the AMSS Highblood!
The players in the Nether wipe out more of Inferno's forces! The Phoenix reincarnates itself into its third form after it was killed by Amperz4nd's attacks. Inferno uses Hellfire, dealing 10,000 damage to every player and Burning Amperz4nd! The Nether mobs deal 6,000 damage to Phobos and The_Serpent!
THE OPERATOR rolls 7-4-7-7-8-1-1-1!
A spectral grey abomination of a weasel promptly appears out of nowhere and starts flipping the gorilla out! It stomps on the Crimson Army II, crushing all of the Derpslimes, before vanishing.
HP: +1,000
ATTACK: +500
DEFENSE: +0
LEONSTAR0 EXCELLED TO NEW RATING: FOOD STAR
LEONSTAR0 ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: CONGA LINE
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
PGs:
Defend the Skyblock Zone!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Voidwalker: [???]
Nether Portal: [???] Inactive. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000. (x5.)
Genesis: [H] HP: 60,000/225,000. Barrier: III Sanity: 70%
Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 59,050/100,000. Enraged. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.)
Yin: [AG] HP: 72,500/100,000. Cosmic Balance: 40.
Space Gyarados: [BOSS] HP: 159,500/275,000. Hyper Beam: II
Mantorok: [PG] HP: 77,500/140,000.
Dedan: [PG] HP: 7,700/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 28/125. Killstreak: 14.
Skyblock Zone:
AMSS Highblood: [PG] HP: 50,500/80,000.
Rainbow Rumpus Ruins:
Clockwork Army Manufactory: [AG] HP: 37,000/50,000. Clockwork Drones: 500/500. (x20.) ATK: 100.
Emerald Arena:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 11,625/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Mod Novice. XP: ========= 28,075
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: MICROSOFT BRAND
Wilson: [N] HP: 14,400/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Crafty. XP: ========== 20,400
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: GRIDLOCK
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 9,000/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Maniacal. XP: ========= 28,700
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: KINGLY DISPUTE
Irecreeper: [N] HP: 16,525/20,000.
LEVEL 1: End Beginner. XP: ========= 15,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDINimbleguy: [AG] HP: 21,400/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Base 32. XP: ========== 25,487
BATTLE MENU: AGGRESS >BATTLE TECHNIQUE<
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: JAVA SMASH
Piono: [AG] HP: 4,400/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Sharpshoot. XP: ======== 12,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDILeonstar1: [AG] HP: 6,900/20,000.
LEVEL 2: Food Star. XP: ========== 825
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDITheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 12,025/20,000.
LEVEL 2: Spellcaster. XP: ========== 23,550
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: THE PEN
zerithos: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Newcomer. XP: ========== 20,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDINetpatham: [AG] HP: 19,400/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Newcomer. XP: ========== 8,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIXDGrangerDX: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Newcomer. XP: ========== 3,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIfseftr: [PG] HP: 9,400/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Primary. XP: ========== 33,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDITECH TEXTS: BLUE, BLUE
The Nether:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Phobos: [N] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 6,000/30,000. Burned.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Blue: [PG] HP: 20,000/30,000.
Inferno: [BOSS] HP: 97,500/97,500. Hellfire: III
Magma Cube XL: 9,000/20,000. (x2.)
Ghast: 20,000/20,000.
Phoenix III: 40,000/40,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
Netpatham: [AG] Status: Active
zerithos: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Idle
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Idle
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [N] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [N] Status: Active
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I grab a Crimslime and throw it at another Crimslime.
I guess I do what I was trying to do with the 4th post:
5/5 P Structure
The Structure grows again. This time into two story medieval house. A small shed stands on the second foundation now, and a third foundation has also appeared.
1/5 P Structure
+2 to Erelye (More apologies)
This time I pull out dual swords, one covered in dark fire, one covered in a blindingly white fire. I begin Dueling with Maniac.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Also, granger, I know I should remember you, and I do vaguely, but I don't remember from WHERE. Mind refreshing my memory?
3/6 for the third degree (just so you know, I was kind of thinking of this as one of those massive double-edged battle axes, but I guess a fire axe works too for ironic purposes. Too bad Dave uses sords)
3/4 for Nereid's Warcry
Veteran's Vexer AND the overkiller 1/10
8/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
I finish charging the attack.
Suddenly, the space gyrados gets struck by lightning. This does nothing however, but it is then smothered by a mass of balloons that suddenly gravitate to the mass of static electricity.
In the nether: Phobos slams king of the hill into the ground, causing massive rock spikes to trap the pheonix, making it unable to intercept attacks, and dealing elemental aura boosted damage to the ghasts.
In the emerald arena: piono drinks a splash potion of hyperness, allowing him to avoid attacks from others in the emerald arena, he then coats himself in rock, Toph-style. (this doesn't give him armor, count it as a self-heal boosted by elemental aura, or not boosted by elemental aura if non-straight damage actions aren't allowed to benefit from it.)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
STATIC SKIES: 7/11
I RESPAWN MY SHAD()W. HE SMILES. HE GRABS THE V()IDSW()RD. IT STARTS GL()WING WITH DARK ENERGY. HE POINTS IT IN FRONT OF HIM. A SW()RD BEAM LAUNCHES FR()M THE SW()RD, G()ING STRAIGHT THR()UGH THE SPACE GYRAD()S. HE THEN SNAPS HIS FINGERS. A GIANT 711 FALLS ()N THE G()DM()DDER. Y()UR WELC()ME.
GENERAL 1: 7/40
GENERAL 2: 7/40
PARASITES: 6/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
22/50 Summoning...
22/50 Attacking...
2/10 Attacking...
10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist AND Earthquake = Earthshaker
5/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter = The Dead Scepter
1/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
> 20/20 - I launch Zeus' Ire forward into Gyarados' mouth, and set off all it's powers before yanking it back out.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Aeronedian Skies 20/50 (+1 from Zerithos, Leon, and self)
Protection 20/30 (+2 from Zerithos, +3 from Leon, and +1 from self)
Hipster Scarf && Eldritch Tentacle 5/11
Action Claws && Eldritch Tentacle 4/11
Fahrenheit -451 11/11!
Re-regenesis 6/10 (+1 from Zerithos, +2 from Leon and self)
+1 to Zerithos and Leon.
With that response you just made, I assume you have no idea what I was talking about. I compressed a load of protons into a single space, therefore creating a black hole that was open for a millisecond.
I go back in time, and replace that... horrid Wall with Action Claws. I think I need to forge a Shippers' Bane; Twin, is this a good choice?
I pull out Fahrenheit -451, and use it on Maniac. Oh, yes. I promised I would make you a weapon.
Finally.
Eye of Ender && Gubraithian Fire 1/???
(Gubraithian Fire never burns out.)
Woo. Now I can say I dealt 27 damage to Richard by speaking. Words solve everything.
1/10 P Structure
I slap Maniac with the flat of my dark fire blade! Then while he's flinching I stab him through the face with white fire!
That should begin the mind cleansing process. Eat (implied) holy fire!
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Nature of Split Personalities && Iron Helmet = Helm of Shatters (Level 5: 2/6) I believe I also have Hammer && Captchalogue Card = Hammerspace (Level 1: 2/2)
I slowly begin to realize how useless it is, seeing as to how my inventory is bottomless.
Well, sir, the missile went completely off course. They went AFK, then ADDED power to it.
...
...Sir, remind me, what is our goal?
...
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
...And why am I still here?
...It depends on what you mean by that.
...
...
...Why am I still working with you?
Ah, yes. Heh. Well, without getting too meta, that is why you are here.
...'getting meta'?
...I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually. Even though I have this facade of having everything in control and whatnot, I really don't. At all. Whatsoever. I need to take advantage of all the surprises I can.
...Why do you have a time machine who's existence is dictated by quantum mech–
G.C.: 26/40
=[21 / 50]= HELIX 2.0
=[11 / 25]= bird jesus
=[A]=[6 / 11]= The Other Side
PURPLE. STOP WRECKING OUR FORMATING, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO TYPE WITH BLACK TEXT.
ALL OF US.
Hey, I can't control the forums! It's unpredictable!
screw black text!
WE TAKE CONTROL OF A RANDOM PILOT OF A PLANE, AND CRASH THE PLANE INTO THE GODMODDER.
i then punch maniacmaster using a shotgun.
(God, why does the fourm keep wrecking my formatting? The old one didn't do this...)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)