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Quote from Netpatham»

By Notch! Stop giving him ideas!

He will not follow this idea as if he did it would mean he was more stupid than me and so it would traumatize him.
and so he will find an stupid argument for saying he is the smartest while all of this are illusions and in fact people are competing for being the stupidest one.
/null

=TURN ONE=

=[17 / 50]= NOPE
=[7 / 25]= The Brain
=[A]=[2 / 11]= THE OTHER SIDE


+1 to NinjaV! (again!?!)

I suddenly SHATTER!
...
...a chair into thousands of fragments, and throw them at Leonstar1 and Dedan.

I then view the wreckage of the AMP UNIT, and-
*dooj*
A wave of energy sweeps across the battlefield, making all attacks this turn have a 25% chance to MINI-MINI-CRIT. (115% damage)

Quote from nulitor»

He will not follow this idea as if he did it would mean he was more stupid than me and so it would traumatize him.
and so he will find an stupid argument for saying he is the smartest while all of this are illusions and in fact people are competing for being the stupidest one.

Uhhh...I highly doubt that.
/null

((You doubt of the fact he will use an stupid argument?

Sure twin-builder might find one who is not completely stupid.))
/nullpost

Netherium: 18/50 (Fseftered twice), +2 to K4yne

I believe I said Inferno was a Mid-Boss (mini-boss), but boss is perfectly fine too. The blaze spawner starts spawning more blazes.

I heal the Space Gyarados with Team Credit.

Hmm... apparently, the charges were not the problem.

Aeronedian Skies 12/50
Protection 8/30
To Rust 10/11
The Matriarch 9/11
Fahrenheit -451 6/11

I think I should get on with the bit about my eyes and the smoke.

I did not expect this now, of all times. The high levels of energy exertion appear to have made me temporarily blind. Am I blind? I both can and cannot see. See. See. Is that even... applicable? Wait. Pulling out my Thaumonomicon, as well as the Scribing Tools of Thoth, I begin to write.

A veil has been lifted - a door opened in my mind.

When I look through, I see wonders. No, not wonders. What I see is

What I see is I see i see I sEee i

((I scribble down a mass of some form of Eldritch language, and a fluid (blood?) begins pouring from my eyes and ears. It splatter randomly over the pages, and I smear some of it to form the letter 7 on the second page. My eyes begin to exude smoke more vigorously, and I begin scribbling some more Eldritch runes on a separate piece of paper.))

Well, then. He looks like he's busy with that. I think I'll have to narrate for a bit. Oh, yeah. Hi. Forgot to say that.

If my loophole worked, I slow down the atoms in Zerithos' body by way of Cryokinesis, until he is frozen solid. If not, I patiently wait for the effect to wear off. On the Battlefield, I blast the Space Gyarados with amethyst flame. Heh.

Have you ever wondered why my text turned from that light blue you gave me into this violet?

Quote from nulitor»

((You doubt of the fact he will use an stupid argument?

Sure twin-builder might find one who is not completely stupid.))
/nullpost

He's trying to make people ragequit and you tell him he can MAKE them ragequit?? He's going to USE that idea...

I IRL ask GLaDOS (or whoever can undigitize people) if they would be willing to real-life-etize Elaine once I have finished summoning her.

CD Enchant 8/10

Because the pent up energy left over from not hitting the real godmodder was left over a pent up and used masumeteor as a ranged attack!! The gravity is still set on the godmodder, and Neo changes the logic to make the godmodders decoys impossible (after all he has dealt with these things before ;)) Now let me do 1 god damn point of damage!

Boost The Microsoft Warbase to its maximum power 50/50 and head to it as soon as it is summoned/used!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program:

Aeronedian Skies 13/50
Protection 9/30
To Rust 11/11!
The Matriarch 10/11
Fahrenheit -451 7/11

I +1 Leon and Leon.

Well, then. I Hipster Scarf && Eldritch Tentacle. 1/11 So close. Two more alchemies, excluding this one. Amp has one covered. That will make twelve.

As I was saying, hi. I don't actually know who I am; all Erelye ever tells me is that I am some kind of "Entity fused upon the molecular level. Essentially, you are a merge of a Dragon and a minuscule fragment of my personality, perhaps mutated a slight bit. Hate? Fear? Regret? I do not know, but I believe it to be regret, based on the circumstances." Those were his exact words.

I think he's right, since I do unconsciously... screech at him about his mistakes in my sleep. Do I even sleep? Maybe when he does. Wow. This is probably one of the most awkward intros I've ever done.

I continue the scribbling of Eldritch runes, eyes twitching and smoking. Twin, could you please rename Rainbow Rumpus Ruins to Grayhold Ruins? The party was just around the castle, and Richard obliterated it, along with a good eighth of the castle. I think a ten post charge should repair it fully, as well as clean off the scorch marks. 1/10

Finally, a time where my castle will be spotless once more. Until EL:BotSG, that is. That reminds me! I could ask Darnalucus to grant me the energy to repair the castle!

If my two previous Arena attacks were valid, then I telekinetically use The Pen on Maniac. Afterwards, I overload his mind with images, telepathically.

I order the Clockwork Army to attack the AMSS Highblood until it is dead. Also, I tell them to avoid as many casualties as possible. I should probably also note that the five post Perpetual Ink Source is also in Grayhold. It is not an entity.

=TURN TWO=

=[18 / 50]= NOPE
=[8 / 25]= The Brain
=[A]=[3 / 11]= THE OTHER SIDE

I get Michael Bay to give the Godmodder a ticket for the "TRANSFORMERS 4 EXPERIENCE", a chance to feel like you're in Transformers 4!
WILL HE ACCEPT?
YES:

NO:

STALI????? [26/50]

Lord Doubtfire [18/50]

Crimson Army wave 2/3 arrives!



I grab a familiar looking gun out of somewhere.

...

It's a Nitrogen Gun. Heh.

A Space Gyarados.

What.

I attack it at any rate.

ii: 23/50 +1 +1 Erelye +1 Talist
iii: 22/50 +1 +1 Erelye
i 22/50 +1 +1 Talist
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye

Leonstar0: "Sorry Godmodder, but the bible doesn't protect you from dance."
I pull the chain wrapped around the Godmodder and -realizing that squeezing him is ineffective- yank it twirling him around. I then grab both of his arms as we begin the tango of death.
(Yeah, satanic and hypnotic was only a description of the dance. There is no magic involved in the dancing, however warp is affecting my mind :/ Besides holy magic is extremely ineffective against me anyway)

Leonstar1: After being hit by Piono's earth wave I fly up granting me the FLYING type, making me immune to earth based attacks. If this doesn't work because I'm not a Pokemon, I become a Pokemon. I then rain down a non-optional Cinnamon Challenge using food fight on the contestants. (other then the paralyzed)
(Also my healing STILL hasn't gone through. I should be at 14000 health last post as I was healed to full then dealt 6000 damage by someone)

(Oh and a while back you asked how much damage New Dawn dealt. I would say it's equivalent to a 6-8 level alchemy with a 1.1 boost to damage dealt using light magic. (other then astral))
(Also, do I have to re unlock physic assault?)

I duplicate 2 holy mackerels
(by skeleton key I meant the blade)
Skeleton Key Blade -O Enlarge (2/5)

I whip out Points Constellae, and then...wither plate the gyarados.

ii: 24/50 +1
iii: 23/50 +1
i 23/50 +1
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye

Leonstar0: I successfully stabbed the Godmodder with the rose that had been in my mouth for ages by spiting it into his face during our tango

Leonstar1: Whilst I'm up, I cause a sugar storm. Sugar Cubes begin pelting the Unparalyzed.

I duplicate 2 holy mackerels

Skeleton Key Blade -O Enlarge (3/5)

I help serpent and k4yne once

10/10 Nimble's order: in limbo.
15/50 HMAS ship.
8/40 x2 Modpack's order

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||

Blue: Shoot gib tsunami, blue's warcopter.

I place a bucket of lava on piono, and then a bucket of water. I then walk around the newly made cobble and once I see a block being mined, I shoot my bow into the hole.

Eldan Annihilator: 40/40

Second Robotic Entity of my Wildstar Entites, Brought to GodCraft by MAX51D3, an official sponsor of DTG2!

HP: 70,000

Passives: Immune to Poison Attacks (Get the reference?)

I slash at Space Gyarados.



Elemental detonation: 10/13

Eldan Terraformer: 40/50

I respawn if I need to.

I proceed trip Zerithos. While he's down, I jump into the air and fall straight down, slicing through his head when I land.

Static Skies: 3/11

My Shadow tests out the Voidsword by stabbing the Space Gyarados right through the chest with it.

General 1: 2/40

General 2: 2/40

Ah, Piono's package came. Parasites: 1/50

39/50 Pirate Cove + 3 fseftr + 1 Serpent
14/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte + 1 Serpent

> Hogan: I HEAL MANTOROK WITH HIPPOCRATES.
> R. K.: Black Flagging the Nether army.

I help fseftr and serpent once.

I help serpent and k4yne once

10/10 Nimble's order: in limbo.
17/50 HMAS ship.
9/40 x2 Modpack's order

HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||

Blue: Shoot advanced warfare, blue's warcopter.

I use my crossbar to hit piono repeatedly.